Bubble Gang: Doctor at nurse, the CPR King at Flatline Queen!
Aired (September 29, 2024): Aanhin mo ang code of ethics kung ‘di naman pasok sa estetiks? Code of clout chasing muna sina doc at nurse, go give us nothing po!
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00:00Good morning, Doc!
00:08Good morning, Closer!
00:10Good morning, Mr. Cruz!
00:11Good morning, Doc!
00:13How are you feeling?
00:15Doc, my stomach is aching.
00:19Oh, your stomach is aching.
00:22Nurse, what are you going to do?
00:25I'll get our patient a BP.
00:28Don't get a BP.
00:30Get a video.
00:32Huh? Video?
00:34Doc, is that okay?
00:36It's okay. You have a vlog, right?
00:38That's what you do for content.
00:40Are you sure, Doc?
00:42Of course.
00:43You know, he does a lot of things,
00:44as a nurse and an intern,
00:45from medical profession.
00:47He wants to be a viral sensation.
00:49So, I'll do the BP.
00:50Set up your camera, okay?
00:52Okay, Doc.
00:53Okay, let's go, Mr. Cruz.
00:55We'll take care of you.
00:56Let's go.
01:02Nurse?
01:03Nurse?
01:04Doc?
01:05What's wrong with you?
01:06Why are you setting up your camera?
01:07You should set up your camera here
01:08so you can see his face.
01:10Come here.
01:11So I can see his face?
01:12Yes, you should see his face
01:14so you can get to know him.
01:15Wait, Doc.
01:16That's against patient's privacy, right?
01:18How can you understand privacy?
01:19Those who go viral,
01:20those who are nurses and interns,
01:21those who do vlogs,
01:22they don't care about privacy.
01:24How can you go viral
01:25if you're not sensational?
01:26Right?
01:27Go ahead.
01:28Get ready.
01:29Okay.
01:30Doc?
01:31Yes?
01:32I don't think I can breathe.
01:34What?
01:35I can't breathe.
01:36Nurse!
01:37You know what to do.
01:38You'll get it.
01:39Get it while I'm doing CPR.
01:40Doc, wait a minute.
01:42That's against our code of ethics.
01:44Don't understand the code of ethics.
01:46What's important now
01:47is the code of clout chasing.
01:49Ethics is not important.
01:50Aesthetics is important.
01:52Hurry up.
01:53My hands are pretty, right?
01:54Okay.
01:55Here, Doc.
01:56This is your angle.
01:57Not me.
01:58Get the patient.
01:59Okay.
02:00Doc, wait a minute.
02:01I'll just zoom out.
02:02My face is big.
02:03There.
02:04Okay.
02:05To match.
02:06I can see you.
02:07Doc, smile.
02:08Your content is beautiful.
02:09Doc!
02:10Hey!
02:11Hey!
02:12Doc!
02:13Thank you, Doc.
02:15Are you okay now?
02:17How do you feel?
02:19Doc, I'm a bit dizzy.
02:23My surroundings are getting dark.
02:27Your surroundings are getting dark?
02:28Hey, nurse.
02:29You know what to do.
02:30Your surroundings are getting dark.
02:31I know, Doc.
02:32I'll get a ventilator
02:33so the patient can breathe.
02:34Wait a minute.
02:35No, wait.
02:36Don't get a ventilator.
02:37Your surroundings are getting dark.
02:38Get a ring light.
02:39Put it there
02:40so you can get a better light.
02:41Okay?
02:42Okay, hurry up.
02:43Wait a minute.
02:45Hey!
02:47You're here, guys.
02:49Hey, remember this.
02:51This is just an invention
02:52by our bubblegum writers.
02:53There's no such intern
02:54or nurse in real life, right?
02:56But if there is,
02:57if there is,
02:58and we know it's impossible,
02:59tag us in your comments
03:01and bring us
03:02to the farthest hospital.
03:04Okay?
03:05Until next time,
03:06stay safe.
03:11Here it is, guys.
03:12Here's the latest news today.
03:13Oh,
03:14N-N-N-N-N-N.
03:16Because a commentator
03:17is only sharing
03:18his radio program,
03:20knowing that
03:21his program
03:22won't break the network.
03:24But,
03:25this is the only program
03:26that's like a parent's advice,
03:28full of sermons.
03:31Here's the latest news
03:32of N-N-N-N-N-N.
03:46OMG!
03:50What happened to you, Lulu?
03:52My crush.
03:54My crush from high school.
03:56It's us.
03:57Really?
03:58When did he court you?
04:01He didn't court me.
04:04He just viewed my story.
04:07What?
04:08He just viewed your story?
04:11I can feel it.
04:12I can feel that
04:13he's been crushing on me for a long time.
04:14You know,
04:15he's just intimidated
04:16by my beauty.
04:18He doesn't want to be rejected.
04:19This is it, girls.
04:21This is it.
04:22Confirm!
04:30Lulu is so clumsy.
04:33Yes,
04:34she's just like Lulu.
04:37True to fire.
04:42Lunch.
04:43I need to exercise.
04:44Coffee.
04:45Excuse me,
04:46good afternoon.
04:47Flowers for Lulu.
04:50OMG!
04:56Thank you so much!
04:57Thank you so much!
04:59Oh my gosh!
05:00Thank you so much!
05:01Who sent this?
05:03Oh my gosh!
05:05Oh my gosh, girls!
05:06I knew it!
05:08It's for your crush.
05:09Really?
05:10Yes!
05:12Lulu,
05:13your flowers are so beautiful.
05:16You're the one, Lulu.
05:17Your crush is so handsome.
05:18Really?
05:19Yes.
05:20There's a card.
05:21Let's read it.
05:22Yes, let's read it.
05:23We're so lucky.
05:25Let's read it.
05:28I'm sorry.
05:29I left my receipt and voucher
05:33for your next order.
05:35There's a discount.
05:37Wait, wait, wait.
05:39What did you say?
05:41Voucher and discount?
05:43For your next order?
05:44Yes, ma'am.
05:45It's her first order.
05:46For her next order,
05:47there's a discount.
05:49So you ordered those flowers, Lulu,
05:51for yourself?
05:56Just practice, okay?
05:57Just practice.
05:58Just in case.
05:59Just in case my crush gave it to me.
06:01Okay?
06:02Okay.
06:03I'll g-cash you.
06:05Just practice.
06:06Okay, bye.
06:07Okay?
06:08Okay.
06:12Oh my gosh!
06:13Oh my gosh!
06:16The Lulu is the Sun Lulu!
06:20Confirmed!
06:28Calot!
06:35Calot!
06:36What's with the attitude?
06:37I thought you got caught.
06:39Where did you come from?
06:40You're taking too long.
06:41What's wrong with you?
06:42You said you're a cop.
06:43Calot,
06:44you'll be happy with my gossip.
06:46Hey, you!
06:47I'm sick of your stories
06:49about smart people
06:50lying in front of me.
06:52What's wrong with you?
06:53Why are you getting sick of it?
06:55Don't you know
06:56that my gossip
06:57is the answer to our poverty?
06:59The answer to our poverty?
07:00Money?
07:03What's wrong with you?
07:04Just money?
07:06Calot,
07:07money is better
07:08because we're talking about money.
07:11Money?
07:14Read it.
07:15You'll know.
07:17Free membership
07:18in Golden Flex Gym.
07:19Do you know what we're going to do in the gym?
07:22What?
07:23What are we going to do?
07:24We're going to learn gymnastics.
07:27Once we get better,
07:28just like Yulo,
07:29we'll get a gold medal.
07:32What's wrong with you?
07:33Why do you want to learn gymnastics?
07:35Can't you see?
07:37Yulo's height
07:39is very short.
07:41And I'm good at tumbling.
07:42Look.
07:46I can only fold my legs.
07:47I can only bend my knees.
07:48But when I stretch,
07:49it's just practice.
07:51Practice?
07:52Yes.
07:53Just a little bit
07:54and your head will hit the cement.
07:56And you know what?
07:58You'll go to the gym there.
08:00They don't teach gymnastics there.
08:02You'll go there
08:03to build your body.
08:06Is that true?
08:07Is that true?
08:08Yes.
08:09Wait.
08:10That promo is a waste.
08:12It's a pre-membership.
08:13A pre-membership is a waste.
08:15The pre-membership is just the beginning.
08:17You'll have to pay for it every month.
08:19And where will you get the money
08:20to pay for the gym?
08:22Here.
08:24Do you still need that?
08:25Let's do this.
08:27Let's try the other metals there.
08:29Let's take them.
08:30And the small ones,
08:32let's sell them.
08:33Let's sell them to junk shops.
08:35Wow!
08:36What if you get caught?
08:38They won't catch me.
08:40Because I'm fast.
08:42And I'm good at juggling.
08:45I have another one.
08:46Like this.
08:47We'll sleep on the street.
08:49I'll do this to practice.
08:50Like this.
08:51There's the police.
08:56What?
08:57Is it good?
08:58You're good.
09:01Wait.
09:02You're good.
09:03It hurts my wrist.
09:06Maybe he's hungry.
09:07Give me my bag.
09:09Lana, you're running out of it.
09:11Here.
09:17No problem.
09:18I'll just eat this.
09:20Gold medal.
09:36To be continued...