The Only Way Is Essex S33E08
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00:00Previously...
00:02You looking forward to spending more time with me?
00:05Yeah. Oh, that's good.
00:09But she needs a ring now, Georgian.
00:11Oh, don't you start. She so needs a ring now.
00:13Oh, no. Thanks, everyone. Thank you.
00:16We carry on having a laugh. Anything fun we do, stick it in the box.
00:20Stick it in the box. Thank you.
00:24You're vulnerable at the minute. You've just come out of a relationship.
00:27Yeah, and the last thing I want to do is get into another one.
00:29Any kind of relationship starts with being friends.
00:33How can they both sit there laughing?
00:36Come.
00:38You don't deserve this, have I?
00:40I can't throw you away from my life not knowing what could potentially happen.
00:46I knew that Joe went round to Junaid's last night
00:49and I video-called Junaid.
00:51As he's answered the call... No.
00:54..they're both snogging.
00:59Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
01:01The only way is love, baby
01:05So you and me now
01:08Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
01:14This is the moment
01:16This is the time
01:18This is the feeling I've been waiting all my life
01:21Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
01:23Let's do it now
01:26Woo!
01:30Happy birthday, dear Amber
01:35Happy birthday to you
01:49What else have we got in there?
01:50Oh, all sorts. It's a real contract.
01:52It's a TARDIS in there.
01:53The old Mary Poppins bag.
01:54Skull salts, hairbrush.
01:55You know, I actually pack those bags when we go out on a night out.
01:57What do you mean?
01:58Cos she's always so late.
01:59Our new thing, we're always so late.
02:01She's rushed around getting ready.
02:02I'm, you know, I'm, like, stressing to get out.
02:04Always on time.
02:05So she's like, you're going to have to pack my bag.
02:06Just shouts out things.
02:07I've got whatever bag it is.
02:08Lip gloss. What else goes in there? Lip gloss.
02:10Phone. Lip gloss.
02:11Jordan, you are, like, boyfriend of the year.
02:12If I asked George to pack a bag for me on a night out,
02:14he would tell me where to go.
02:16Guys, I've got the wrong boyfriend.
02:18No, but I'll do loads of that for her.
02:21Guys.
02:23Got a message from Harry.
02:24Hi, babe, I'm really sorry I'm not going to make it tonight.
02:27I had all intentions of coming and even got ready,
02:29but I'm just going through a lot at the minute
02:31and I'm having a really hard time.
02:33I've just heard about Joe and Junaid and it really hurt.
02:35I couldn't face coming out tonight.
02:36Oh, my God. Do you think they've kissed?
02:38Do you think something more's gone on and you've just found out about them?
02:40No, I'm actually going to be sick if they've done something more.
02:43What have you found out?
02:44What have you...
02:48Junaid's made all this thing of making up with everyone.
02:50Junaid will lose everyone.
02:51I'm going to go mad. I'm going to go mad.
02:53What is it?
02:54I don't know.
02:55Literally, like, he's just moved his stuff out of his apartment.
02:57Like, at least give it a couple of bloody weeks.
03:00Do you know what makes me feel sad for Harry
03:02is that he's lost a boyfriend and now a best friend.
03:04Best friend.
03:05Imagine me breaking up with George and losing you at the same time.
03:07Are you ever a best friend if you can do something like that?
03:09No.
03:10He's still typing, guys.
03:12Oh, it's making me nervous.
03:13Oh, my God, he's typed.
03:15Read it.
03:16Read it. Stop reading it. Read it out.
03:18Oh, sorry, Saf came round earlier for a pre-drink.
03:20She told me Jo and Junaid have been meeting up.
03:22She showed me a screenshot she's got on her phone.
03:24It's just a lot to deal with
03:25and I can't believe two people I've loved would do that.
03:27She's got one of them laughing whilst laying on each other.
03:32Oh, what?!
03:33And then he's put,
03:34so lucky to have you all, don't worry about me,
03:36enjoy your night, lovely, and I hope you all have a lovely night.
03:39So Junaid and Jo have been having cuddly nights together,
03:41laughing, laying on top of each other.
03:43Honestly, it's breaking my heart right now.
03:45Why are they doing that to Harry?
03:47He doesn't deserve that at all.
03:48I feel like you look like you're about to cry.
03:50I feel like I'm going to cry.
03:51That feeling of, like...
03:52Yeah, it's just complete disrespect.
03:54What's Junaid playing at, then?
03:56Junaid's in love.
03:58Really? Junaid's in love.
04:00I'm telling you he's in love.
04:01There's a reason why he's in love.
04:02I've known Junaid a long time and Junaid is in love.
04:04I'm telling you, I'm not saying it's right,
04:05I'm not saying it's wrong,
04:06but I'm telling you that Junaid is in love.
04:07Junaid should have focused his love on someone else
04:09and not his friend's boyfriend.
04:12I'm the drama, I'm the face
04:14I make heads turn in this place
04:16And they lining up, and they lining up
04:18And they lining up for a taste
04:20I'm the drums and I'm the bass
04:22A goddamn filthy disgrace
04:24And they lining up, and they lining up
04:26And they lining up for a taste
04:28I've missed you.
04:29I've actually missed you so much.
04:30It's been an eternity.
04:32It's been by a chance.
04:33I don't even recognise you.
04:34I don't recognise you.
04:35Hello.
04:36Hi.
04:37Hello.
04:38You OK?
04:39How are you?
04:40I've missed you.
04:41How are you doing?
04:42You all right?
04:43How are you?
04:44Hi, nice to meet you.
04:45How are you?
04:46Nice to meet you.
04:47I'm OK.
04:49What is your name?
04:50Lovely to meet you.
04:51Sammy.
04:52I love that name.
04:53What is your name?
04:54My name's Olivia.
04:55Livvy.
04:56What's your name, Liv?
04:57My name's Livvy.
04:58Single, right?
04:59You're single, Liv?
05:00Single now, babe.
05:01Sammy's also single.
05:02How long have you been single for?
05:03Two days.
05:0424 hours.
05:05Fresh, fresh.
05:06Stop getting jealous.
05:07I'm not getting jealous.
05:08I was like,
05:09do you ever tell everyone how we met, Sammy?
05:10Go on.
05:11I know.
05:12How did you meet?
05:13Do you know each other?
05:14Yeah.
05:15Oh.
05:16We was out floating for a while, man.
05:17We was at an event.
05:18We was at Panuja.
05:19And then I was in it.
05:20I was just like,
05:21just wouldn't leave me alone all night.
05:22I'm going to be sick.
05:23Just pestering me.
05:24No.
05:25That I'm not doing.
05:26I was chasing her around.
05:27Yeah, you was chasing me around.
05:29Where were you actually from?
05:30I'm born and raised in Kent,
05:31but currently looking on the market in Essex.
05:32Oh.
05:33Trying to come and get some of this water
05:34that yous are drinking.
05:35Oh.
05:36Make myself look young.
05:37Anyone on the scene that you could potentially
05:38see yourself getting close to,
05:39maybe like Danny.
05:40Do you know what?
05:41I used to be a bit more shallow.
05:42It would have been like,
05:43petite, brunette, pretty.
05:44But now,
05:45like, no,
05:46but like,
05:47see the age things.
05:48See the age things.
05:49Stop, stop, stop.
05:50See the age things.
05:51As I've grown up,
05:52I've realised it's not all about looks,
05:53it's about personality.
05:54Yeah.
05:55I need someone a bit bubbly, fiery.
05:56Can't be too chill.
05:57Can't be too,
05:58you know,
05:59you know,
06:00you know,
06:01you know,
06:02you know,
06:03you know,
06:04you know,
06:06you know,
06:07you know.
06:08Like, be too chill.
06:09Sounds like Liam for now.
06:10I don't think he could handle you, Liam.
06:11I don't think I can, no.
06:12I don't think I can.
06:13She's like,
06:14you're in the dark age.
06:15I can't do it.
06:16I don't think so either.
06:17Yous were out last night, no?
06:18We were out last night.
06:19So we got the most attention?
06:20Both of us.
06:21Yeah.
06:22Give away,
06:23like,
06:24Batman and Robin.
06:25Yeah, dangerous.
06:26Who's Batman and who's Robin?
06:27I'm Batman.
06:28And you're Robin,
06:29the cycle,
06:30who is it?
06:31I don't know.
06:32I don't know about that.
06:35Can you believe we are at Amber's birthday?
06:48Do you know what?
06:49I'm more shocked at me being here than you though.
06:51Like, we have not had no kind of friendship, like situation.
06:54Yeah, but we've moved.
06:55We see each other at the club the other week.
06:56She was like, look, no hard feelings against you, didn't she?
06:59I know.
07:00Mad.
07:01And now I'm here celebrating her birthday.
07:02I quite like her.
07:03What's wrong?
07:05Unfortunately, I didn't bring the party to Harry, though.
07:07Oh my God, Harry, how is he?
07:08So I popped around the bottle of Prosecco and I thought, let me talk to him and tell
07:12him everything.
07:13I've had to.
07:14Oh, shit.
07:15How did it go?
07:16Is he okay?
07:17No, he ain't coming.
07:19I've told him everything and it was a lot.
07:23I said to him last night, a video called Junaid.
07:25And he was like, oh, you're right, like really happy.
07:28Junaid?
07:29Junaid, yeah.
07:30And I said, oh, I said like, what are you doing?
07:33And he was like, surprise.
07:34And it was Jo sitting next to him.
07:37Yeah.
07:38I mean, I know this, but I didn't know you knew this.
07:42I said to Junaid, obviously I knew Junaid and Jo were having, I don't know, not a dinner
07:46date, but like I knew Jo was going to go to Junaid's.
07:49But he said to me that you FaceTimed him and that you didn't answer because he was laying
07:54on Jo's chest.
07:55Didn't answer?
07:56Saffron.
07:57Saffron start off.
07:58Definitely answered.
07:59Have you seen the close friends?
08:00What?
08:01He's topless.
08:02They're laughed at.
08:03Hold on a minute.
08:04This is terrible.
08:05Did he call you last night?
08:06Yeah.
08:07This was last night, yeah?
08:08Same time?
08:09Yeah, this is later.
08:10He's got his top off.
08:11He's got his top off.
08:12Jo's taking that though.
08:13It must have got steamed out.
08:14Did you not see this?
08:15No.
08:16It was on his close friends for like a minute and then he deleted it.
08:17Well, he's deleted me off the close friends, isn't he?
08:18He told me that you called him and he wouldn't answer because he didn't want you to know it.
08:19It's disgusting.
08:20It's disgusting.
08:21It's disgusting.
08:22It's disgusting.
08:23It's disgusting.
08:25It's disgusting.
08:26It's disgusting.
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09:00It's disgusting.
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09:21It's disgusting.
09:22No.
09:23Jan?
09:24Janaid?
09:25Jan, listen to me here.
09:26Oh, my God.
09:27Janaid?
09:28Obviously...
09:29Are you fucking joking?
09:31Janaid?
09:32Jan, I didn't know there was a hair, by the way.
09:34Janaid?
09:35Come on, really?
09:36Janaid, come on, you've got more of a heart than that.
09:38Jan, listen, I spoke to Harry.
09:40He was meant to come to Amber's birthday.
09:42He ain't turned up.
09:44How do you feel after last night?
09:46Like, what did...
09:49OK.
09:50What is going on?
09:51I just feel terrible, Wayne.
09:52I can't get my head round it, like...
09:54What's going on? What's going on?
09:56Listen, so last night, Joe's gone round Janaid's
09:58and they've had, like, a bit of a cooking date, whatever.
10:01They've ended up having a few drinks and they have kissed.
10:04Danny, Danny, it's absolutely... It's disgusting.
10:07Honestly, I've had enough now.
10:08No, listen...
10:09Honestly, I'm drained.
10:10I've cried every day with him, every day.
10:12As cold as you are, go through the break-up as well.
10:14I've told him straight, do not go there.
10:16That is your mate's fella.
10:17It's not going to listen to anyone.
10:19What can I do?
10:20I can't force him to not get in bed with a boy.
10:22Do you know what?
10:24I'm just so done with it all.
10:26I'm so sorry, guys. I'm so sorry. I've got to go.
10:28All right, love, all right.
10:29Love you, love. I'm so sorry.
10:30Time, time.
10:31I've got to go.
10:35He's never been in a relationship,
10:37so I don't even think he knows the hurt he's about to create.
10:40Cos he's never been broken-hearted.
10:41He's never been broken-hearted.
10:42Listen, he's never even had a relationship.
10:44That's why he's running full steam with Joe.
10:47I've got to check on Amy as well.
10:49See you later, love.
10:50Bye, sir.
10:51Enjoy your drinks.
10:52See you, sir.
10:53Bye-bye.
10:55Oh, Danny.
10:56You were plying for the fucking FaceTime.
10:58Amy heard it first hand.
11:01It's going to get back to Harry now.
11:03I don't even want to imagine how this is going to go.
11:16The only way is love
11:19Don't tell me nothing, tell me something
11:22Say it isn't true
11:24Annie A!
11:25Hey!
11:26Hello.
11:27This is Ella.
11:28Hey, hello.
11:29Hi.
11:30We want one of your finest platters, please.
11:33Coming up.
11:34Love you.
11:36Tell me nothing, be my something
11:38Help me see this through
11:40Say it isn't true
11:42Could I get a lager and a sauvignon with ice,
11:45a bit of ice, please?
11:47Do you know you normally don't have ice with wine?
11:49Why?
11:50It's just like a rule.
11:51Italians would hate it.
11:52And it's hot.
11:54Listen, I ain't judging you.
11:56Tell me nothing, tell me something
11:58Say it isn't true
12:00A lonely lady
12:02Won't it be the words I miss?
12:05Come on
12:06Lauren, she's been so full on.
12:08Yeah, I know.
12:09It's been really full on.
12:10Is Harry all right?
12:11No, he's not.
12:12OK.
12:13It's so hard because it's like,
12:15I want Janaye to be happy,
12:16but someone's getting hurt.
12:18Tell me nothing, be my something
12:20Help me see this through
12:22Say it isn't true
12:24Why do I have to go to bed every night and fucking cry?
12:27Don't tell me that.
12:28But I do.
12:29I do.
12:30I go to sleep with the thought of it
12:31and I wake up with the thought of it every day
12:33and it's really fucking hurting me.
12:35Say it isn't true
12:39I'm just so worried about you.
12:42The things I've heard, Mum, is like,
12:44you know, they've been kissing.
12:47Oh.
12:48And he's admitted that because Amy told me.
12:50She heard it on a FaceTime call that Janaye was having.
12:52So I've heard it.
12:54There's also apparently a picture going around of
12:58Jo and Janaye and they're laying on each other
13:01and apparently Jo's topless in it.
13:03I just can't believe it.
13:05How can he do this to you?
13:06And us as a family?
13:08I mean, I'm just so shocked.
13:10Do you know what I generally feel like?
13:11I feel like he must have just never loved me.
13:14Do you know that?
13:15To do what he's doing,
13:17he must have just really never had any love or anything for me.
13:21Jo ain't for you now.
13:22No.
13:23You know that.
13:24Janaye is a lovely person and I can't say he ain't.
13:26What he's done to you is a disgrace.
13:28He's absolutely a disgrace, right?
13:30No.
13:31This ain't going to last.
13:32No.
13:33I don't want to be around Jo.
13:34No.
13:35Janaye, I feel like I need to speak to him
13:38just to get answers from him
13:40cos I feel like something must not be right for him to be doing this.
13:45There's something he's going, I don't know.
13:47It's not normal.
13:48Not one of my friends would go off with my man.
13:51No.
13:52So why would your friend do this to you?
13:54I know, but that's why I can't work out
13:56why they both think this is acceptable to do this to me
13:58when I've been so good to them both.
14:00That's why I can't work out.
14:01But they're both not worth it, you do realise that.
14:03I know they're both not worth it.
14:04I'll never ever talk to Janaye ever again.
14:06I'll speak to him this once cos I need it for my own self.
14:10How sad is this?
14:11Janaye hated Jo when I got with him.
14:14I know, I know that.
14:15He hated him.
14:16I always thought Janaye wanted you.
14:18I know, and this is the thing.
14:19Janaye tried it on with me once, do you know what I mean?
14:22And I never pursued it.
14:23Maybe the boy don't know what he wants.
14:25But I'm your best friend and you obviously didn't
14:27never value me as a friend.
14:29No loyalties whatsoever.
14:30Boy, I couldn't even spell loyalty.
14:32No-one's even reached out to me, none of them.
14:34Yeah.
14:35And why do you think that's right?
14:37That's what I want to know.
14:51It's so hard because I think I generally,
14:55I love Janaye and I've always had his back.
14:58Always had his back.
14:59I know, Lauren.
15:00Obviously, I love you and Harry and I've known you the longest.
15:03Janaye's my best friend.
15:05I feel with Janaye's.
15:06You're in the middle.
15:07Right, and I don't feel like he put himself out
15:11for that to happen, whatever's happening.
15:14I feel like it happened and he said to me,
15:17I feel bad but I can't help who I've got feelings for.
15:21And only from going for what Jo has said,
15:25I feel like him and Harry was in a really bad place.
15:28That makes it right.
15:29But I feel like if it wasn't Janaye,
15:31it would have been someone else.
15:32I know, but Janaye's supposed to be Harry's mate.
15:34You can't help who you fall in love with.
15:36This ain't going to last five minutes, Lauren.
15:38Do you not think?
15:39No!
15:40I know Jo and Jo is very what he can get.
15:43He's used Harry.
15:44I have heard this.
15:45He's a user, Lauren.
15:46Yeah, I have heard this.
15:47Listen, I won't talk to Janaye.
15:49You can't, though.
15:50Everyone understands that.
15:51No, and I don't think I've got nothing to say to him.
15:53He knows that as well.
15:54I know what's right and what's wrong.
15:56What's Janaye done is so wrong.
15:58But Jo, I don't know with Jo.
15:59I just think I can't believe what I'm listening to.
16:03I do feel like this is more.
16:05I don't think it's just going to be a thing.
16:07I think it's going to be a bit more than that,
16:09and that's the vibe that I'm getting.
16:11So Janaye thinks there's going to be a lot more.
16:13Yeah, and that's why.
16:15I just know it's not, Lauren.
16:17I know.
16:18I'm gutted because it's like, why?
16:20I've wanted this for Janaye for so long, but why?
16:22It's not fair on any of us.
16:24It's so awkward.
16:25I feel awkward.
16:26But Lauren, I don't want this.
16:27Listen, this has never come to me and you ever.
16:29No, no.
16:30You are my very, very dear old friend.
16:32Do you think any more has happened?
16:35I don't know.
16:36He says to me they've just kissed,
16:37but I feel like it's going in that direction.
16:40They're going to sleep together.
16:42I know.
16:43Then I've just now got to talk to Harry.
16:44I just feel like...
16:45I know, but I wouldn't even say anything.
16:47I know it's hard.
16:48It's going to be in a terrible way.
16:49You're there for him, and I wish it wasn't this situation.
16:53I really don't.
16:54But it's just not nice.
16:55I feel sad for him, I do.
16:56Because I know how it feels.
17:06This is how you do it.
17:07Oh.
17:09Oh, not in one.
17:10In one.
17:13We'll have to do a drafty tip.
17:14What should we name him?
17:16Janayde.
17:17Oh, Janayde and Jo.
17:19Janayde and Jo.
17:20Fishy business.
17:22Oh, God.
17:23Don't even start.
17:24Listen, at the end of the day, I like Jo and Janayde,
17:28and I like Harry,
17:30but I could only sit on so long what was going on.
17:34So what does Harry actually think is going down
17:36with Jo and Janayde at the minute, then?
17:38Well, obviously...
17:40Tell him what happened.
17:42Well, like, me and Saf were on FaceTime to Janayde
17:45and was having a catch-up, and obviously,
17:47he's literally told us that he's been kissing Jo.
17:50Amy's behind us with Sophie, and she's come over...
17:53Grabbed the phone.
17:54Grabbed the phone.
17:55Yeah.
17:56..and was going mad.
17:57Yeah, she was annoyed.
17:58Like, she was fearing it,
17:59but as she would as a cousin, in all fairness to Amy...
18:01We know the deal.
18:02It ain't great, right?
18:03No.
18:04Yeah, it ain't great.
18:05I mean, but mind you, I spoke to Janayde.
18:06He said, but, like, Ella's all for it.
18:07He was like, she's told me, go for it,
18:09do what you've got to do with Jo.
18:11I like Jo and all that, but is that how you feel?
18:13I am all for it.
18:14I'm all for someone finding love,
18:16especially Janayde, cos he's never had it.
18:18Yeah.
18:19I'm not saying, like, all OK for Harry...
18:21Yeah.
18:22..where I don't think it is morally right.
18:24Yeah. I don't.
18:25We can't stop and deal with what they're going to do.
18:27Can't control anyone's feelings.
18:28I'm going to fall out with Janayde over it.
18:30He's still going to do what he's going to do.
18:32I know.
18:33It's not going to change anything.
18:34I feel like that's where I'm at.
18:35I said to Harry, look, like, at the minute,
18:37it just stands as a kiss.
18:38Mm.
18:39Obviously, what I did the other day.
18:44Am I missing something?
18:46Let's just say they've gone to the next level in the elevator.
18:49They've gone to level number two.
18:51Yeah, they ain't at number ten yet.
18:52They ain't took the stairs either.
18:54They've gone straight up.
18:55Yeah.
18:57I think probably Janayde's probably best just to face them.
19:00Yeah.
19:01I hope for Janayde's sake that something does come out of this
19:04and all this ag wasn't, like, over nothing.
19:07Listen, I'll be there to pick up the pieces,
19:09cos I know that's how it's going to go. Yeah.
19:12Talk about heartbreak.
19:13Do you want to know heartbreak this week?
19:15What? What's happened?
19:16You ain't going to believe it. Oh.
19:18Go on.
19:20SHE SIGHS
19:22It's so hard. I know, it's dying.
19:24No, it's bad. It's bad. What?
19:27In my own little world, cooking up, funny enough, prongs, as usual.
19:30Yeah. Yeah.
19:31I thought, oh, I'll do a bit of cleaning.
19:34What do you think's in my drawer?
19:36A rat. Is it? Is it? Is it a rat?
19:38A rat.
19:39You are lying to me.
19:40An alive rat.
19:42In your cleaning...
19:43It's sent me right over the edge.
19:45Oh, my God.
19:46I'm not being funny, it's costing me money.
19:48I'm coming out to eat, cos I won't go in my kitchen.
19:50It was either a date with a rat or youse.
19:52I chose you today.
19:55Rats everywhere.
19:56What rat are you talking about?
19:58Yeah, that sounded like a dig.
19:59No, dig's over here.
20:01What's happening with you and Danielle?
20:03Oh, yeah.
20:05I need an update on that.
20:07Yeah, what is happening?
20:08Oh, my God, sorry. I don't know, nothing.
20:10You in love?
20:11I don't...
20:12What? Is it love?
20:13Borderline, borderline it is.
20:14Shut up, what's going on?
20:15So, you're in love, then? Just say it with your chest, it's fine.
20:17So, last weekend, I did cock up a little bit, didn't I, Fred?
20:20It was naughty of me.
20:21What happened?
20:22Basically, made plans to go out with Dan.
20:24Yeah.
20:25And something come up in my family.
20:26Look, I've got to be there for my mum.
20:28I just didn't really think about what I was doing in my day.
20:30I was there for my mum and didn't let Dan know
20:32that I weren't going to meet him, so he was fuming with me.
20:35Rightly so.
20:36Yeah, it is a bit naughty.
20:37It's naughty.
20:38You are a bad communicator by now.
20:40I am.
20:41I have got to make it up to him, and I want to make it up to him.
20:43Do you know what I mean?
20:44I actually want to do something that's, like, nice for him.
20:47Now, I've got a few...
20:48What, though? What can you do?
20:49A few little things in the back of my brain.
20:51Oh, you haven't told me.
20:52No, I'll just let you know if it all succeeds or not.
20:55Just have fun. You make each other happy, so just continue.
20:58MUSIC PLAYS
21:11Yeah, people think I look like Bugs Bunny.
21:13You have big teeth, but, like, they suit you.
21:15I've had it for years, like...
21:17Do you know, your teeth are just thick.
21:19Do you know what? It's good for chomping down on stuff.
21:21Like, I can chomp straight through an isolate.
21:23No problem at all.
21:24Are they not sensitive?
21:25No, not at all. Nothing.
21:26Really?
21:27Yeah. They're like razor blades.
21:28Yes!
21:30Hey!
21:31Jordan!
21:32How are you?
21:35What's happening, mate? You good?
21:37I'm all right.
21:38You're all right?
21:39Yeah, I just...
21:40What's up?
21:41Are you not OK?
21:42No.
21:43Oh, hey.
21:44What's up?
21:45Mate, shit's weekend.
21:47Why?
21:48Soph, mate.
21:49Like, I just feel like a broken fucking man, innit?
21:52What's happened?
21:54It's become just tough, like...
21:57What, her with you?
21:58It's like her down here.
21:59Obviously, she's been struggling for a little bit with friends,
22:01whilst Danny, we all know that.
22:02Yeah.
22:03Everybody knows the fucking baby thing, man,
22:06is, like, big in our relationship.
22:08Putting a lot of pressure.
22:09News know that is, and it's like,
22:11has it become a bit sort of pressure cookery, maybe,
22:14and things, like, escalating.
22:16Like, she's gone back up to Newcastle, basically,
22:19and has been back in Newcastle all weekend.
22:21Yeah.
22:22This is the first time ever,
22:23the first time ever in my relationship,
22:25I actually don't know where I stand,
22:27and that's what's worrying me.
22:28What, you think you're at the point of...?
22:30I don't know, and that's what's scaring me, I'll be honest.
22:33And I don't think she knows.
22:35It's probably good that she's gone up there
22:37to, like, rant to people
22:39that she feels comfortable doing that to as well.
22:41Yeah.
22:42So I wouldn't, like, look into that too deeply.
22:44No, no.
22:45Sometimes I feel like maybe I'm not enough, Danny.
22:47She does need friends.
22:48Girls just think girls sometimes.
22:49Yeah, that might be it, you know?
22:51You can't be everything, mate.
22:53No, and I'm...
22:54You can't be friend, lover.
22:56You know how much I'm trying, you know how much I love her.
22:58We've spent a lot of time with each other over those last,
23:01what, a few months, do you know what I mean?
23:03A lot, like, very, very close,
23:04and I think maybe, like, I'm not saying have a break with it all,
23:08but I feel like sometimes when things are on top of each other,
23:11and especially when you've got a lot of outside pressure
23:13with this whole baby situation, which I've told you about before,
23:16you need to just forget about it for a bit.
23:19Yeah.
23:20I know you both have said you've been forgetting about it,
23:22but it's easy to say, it's harder to do.
23:24Do you know what I mean, Matt?
23:25It's always going to be in the back of your mind.
23:27Yeah.
23:28Sometimes the downs are lower than we expect they're going to be.
23:30Do you know what I mean?
23:31Of course.
23:32We've had three days apart.
23:34It's not on good terms, so...
23:36It's just mad, cos I've just seen it in this way, it's just not like...
23:39Yeah, I don't feel myself at all. Yeah.
23:41There's nothing worse than heartache, is there?
23:43Nah.
23:44My greatest fear of all
23:47Is losing you
23:52The only way is love
24:03The only way is love
24:09Elm, the rat was in there, put this on.
24:13Let's have some fun
24:18Let's have some fun
24:23Let's have some fun
24:25Thank God you're here.
24:27I heard there's a rat problem.
24:29Jeez, a trap.
24:30Where are we looking, Saf?
24:32Here.
24:33We check the scene of the crime.
24:34Slow.
24:35Don't do it like that!
24:37It's so stupid!
24:39Don't do it like that!
24:40You want to catch them off guard?
24:41It's a Norwegian Grey.
24:43That's a big one.
24:44They like three things.
24:45They like comfort.
24:46They like food.
24:47They like sex.
24:48They ain't coming for a cuddle, is it?
24:49They can even come up through your toilet.
24:50You'll be sitting there.
24:51I've got a rat up my arse now.
24:53I'm going to set a little trap for him.
24:54Hello!
24:55Rat! Rat!
24:56Ratty, ratty, ratty!
24:57If I was a rat, where would I be?
24:59I think we should all stay together in a line.
25:02Come out and play with us.
25:05We've got some cheese for you, Ratilla.
25:08My feet are sweating.
25:09My eyes are sweating.
25:11Patience is key, Saf, with rat catching.
25:13Is it?
25:14Yeah.
25:15Time will tell.
25:16Just leave that cheese up on the side.
25:17Leave that trap there.
25:18That'll be gone when we go, wouldn't it?
25:19You're going to get rid of that.
25:20You're going to eat it?
25:21It's the helmet and that.
25:22Oh, a bit peckish.
25:23Rats not getting in here.
25:25Poor Ratilla.
25:27Poor Ratilla.
25:28I love extra mature.
25:31What's he done?
25:32What have you been up to?
25:33I saw Jordan the other day.
25:35What's going on with Joel?
25:37Well, there's a lot.
25:38He'd come and met us.
25:39Yeah.
25:40It was meant to be me and Jodie and him and Saf.
25:42Yeah.
25:43We were going on a little double date for a drink and that.
25:45So he turned up and it was just him.
25:46Why?
25:47What?
25:48He walked in and he looked like...
25:49He looked down.
25:51Like, really, really down.
25:53Wait, hold on a minute. What?
25:54He was like, I haven't slept, I haven't ate.
25:57What's happened?
25:58I don't know, I was trying to ask him and he was just saying,
26:00basically, they've had a row and he doesn't know,
26:03he can't work out where their relationship is at the moment.
26:06What?
26:07Yeah.
26:08Are you joking?
26:09Yeah.
26:10Funny enough, Saf texted me saying she was going back to Newcastle
26:12to see her family and friends and felt homesick
26:14but didn't say anything else.
26:15Yes, and they've got all the stress of the baby stuff
26:17that they're trying for.
26:18Yeah.
26:19They've neglected probably parts of their relationships
26:21and now it's maybe coming on top.
26:23Sometimes I feel like them two,
26:25they might sweep things under the carpet a little bit
26:27with certain problems in there because it's like,
26:29oh, no, no, it's all right, if we don't talk about it,
26:31it's out of sight, out of mind, we'll just leave it.
26:33But then that bubbles up underneath.
26:35I've seen them both together,
26:36because obviously where Harry's going for all of his shit...
26:38Yeah.
26:39..I've been around them both.
26:40Like, when Harry needed, like, someone to go to,
26:43we'd pick up the phone, ring Jordan, Jordan's like,
26:45yeah, come out.
26:46Yeah, this is the problem,
26:47they're focusing probably a lot on other people
26:49and ain't communicating maybe properly.
26:52That just made me quite sad.
26:53It is sad.
26:55What's that squeaking?
26:56Don't do that.
26:57Don't do that.
26:58Look on that.
26:59What?
27:00Look on what?
27:01On the brick.
27:02What?
27:04What's that?!
27:06I'm not joking!
27:09Toy eggs!
27:11What the hell?!
27:12It's OK, it's OK.
27:13What was that?
27:15Come on, toy eggs!
27:23What?
27:31Junaid.
27:33Hello.
27:35And if it isn't my favourite person.
27:38Oh, I love that.
27:39You know how to make me so happy when we speak on the phone.
27:42You know that.
27:43Good, I'm glad that you're happy.
27:44What you been up to?
27:45Literally same old.
27:46What's been going on?
27:47You OK?
27:48Yeah, I'm all good.
27:49Literally just taking days home,
27:50so I'm just driving home now.
27:51What you up to?
27:52Literally just running some errands, you know.
27:54Thought I'd call you my favourite person ever.
27:58Good, busy boy, busy boy.
28:00I mean, listen, you know everyone's talking.
28:03We don't owe anyone anything.
28:06What we do in our own time has nothing to do with anyone else.
28:10I agree.
28:11Oh, my God.
28:12Tell me, what's the gossip?
28:14Well, I mean, obviously,
28:16you was all over me after fajita night.
28:19What do you mean, me all over you?
28:21It was the other way round.
28:22What are you talking about?
28:23You couldn't keep your hands off me?
28:25I mean, listen, I had a really good night.
28:27I really enjoyed it, I'm not going to lie.
28:29Do you know what I did as well?
28:30But do you know what was really nice about it, though?
28:32It happened and it just wasn't awkward.
28:34No, because it was just so natural.
28:35We were laughing, like, we had so much fun.
28:38Let me, like, do something nice for you.
28:40I feel like you really made the effort the other day,
28:42so it's only right that I pay you back, really.
28:44OK, let me know a time and place and I'll be there.
28:47All right, love you lots, bye.
28:48Love you, bye-bye.
28:50He told me he loves me.
28:52He told me he loves me.
28:54Oh, my God.
28:57Oh, we eat, we eat, flexibly we do what we do
29:01Wanna pull up on us, check your left and right
29:04Come through, we can ride, ride, ride it
29:06Though this ain't a debut
29:09Love me once, I know you love me twice
29:11Love me once, the night it turns to night
29:13La la la la la la
29:16I told you I'd make it up to you, didn't I?
29:18You did?
29:19Yeah, and do you think I've done enough?
29:23Come here.
29:26OK, I'm going to give the ladies an heart attack.
29:43Melt some chocolate.
29:45Dip the frozen grapes in the chocolate.
29:53Wow.
29:55Ow.
30:01You done mugs of that?
30:03I think I pulled it out of the bag.
30:05You did? We're on the right road, I'd say.
30:09I reckon... I think we're on the right road, yeah.
30:12We're going, like, the long way round the houses,
30:14but I think we're getting there, yeah.
30:20Looks like we do get there at some stage.
30:23Yeah. I can't see us getting there.
30:26I just don't know. It might take quite a while.
30:30We're both the same people, that's why.
30:33No, we are. You're stubborn.
30:35I'm stubborn. Very stubborn. I was mad.
30:40I feel when I look at you sometimes,
30:42the way you're being with me, I think, that is me.
30:45That is how I've been in the past.
30:48No, I weren't that bad.
30:51Just hard to make plans with.
30:53Yeah, I know, obviously, I know you think I'm a bit of a mess at home.
30:57Yeah, I've been at times, yeah. Yeah, I know.
30:59I'm just a bit scared.
31:01That's all it is, I'm just a bit, like...
31:04I don't know, I'm just a bit nervous.
31:06Yeah, but there's being scared and keeping your cards close to your chest,
31:09and then there's one minute it's, like, when we're around each other,
31:12we have a really good time, and then this other side of it
31:15makes it seem like it's hard work for us,
31:17when we're not with each other.
31:20Yeah, call's something that just needs to be worked at.
31:23Like I say, if he's going to go the distance, or go anywhere.
31:28Yeah, so from this point onwards, do you want me to stop playing it cool?
31:32Well, you told me to stop playing it cool, and I think I did.
31:36OK.
31:37And I feel like you might be still playing it a little bit cool, yeah.
31:40I just don't want you to hurt me.
31:44That's fair enough. Mm-hm.
31:50MUSIC PLAYS
31:58All right, I'm going to stop talking now, cos I'm missing this film.
32:03You're getting leafy, you are.
32:05Just cos the ball's in your coat.
32:07Oh, is it?
32:08No, it's not, actually. It's in the centre.
32:10Oh, I was about to ask. I didn't know. No, it's in the centre.
32:13What's the centre?
32:14What do you mean, what's the centre?
32:16What's it mean when the ball's in the centre?
32:18I don't know what you're trying to get out of me.
32:21What's in the middle? No-one's got the ball.
32:23All right, the ball's in the middle, then. That's what it is.
32:26OK, the ball's in the middle.
32:28MUSIC CONTINUES
32:49Cos this is the sound
32:53Of me losing you
32:57And this is the sound
33:01Of you losing me too
33:04Oh, and this is the sound
33:09Of me losing you
33:13And this is the sound
33:16Of you losing me
33:21Cos this is the last
33:23This is the last beat of my heart
33:29By my life
33:32PHONE RINGS
33:38Hello? Gali, I feel absolutely sick to my stomach.
33:41I need your help. Why?
33:43Harry has just messaged me.
33:45Oh... Saying what?
33:47I think we need to talk. It's the least you owe me.
33:50Ah! Oh, I've got to know.
33:52Danny, Danny, what do I do?
33:54You've not replied yet? No.
33:56Listen, you need to arrange a date and meet up with him.
33:59Oh, my God. Danny, I feel absolutely sick.
34:02Oh, look, you're going to be dredging it, Dan,
34:04but you'll rather just face it head-on than leave this lingering.
34:07You're just going to be worrying about this every day.
34:09Do you know what I mean? You might as well lift it in the bag
34:12and have the conversation with him now.
34:14I actually feel quite upset to see him and speak to him.
34:16It's actually making me feel quite upset.
34:18Just show him that you're sorry.
34:20Oh... He'll be fine. You'll be all right. Don't worry.
34:23I'll give you a call later. OK, bye, then.
34:25All right, Babs, I love you. Don't stress.
34:27Call me if you need me. Love you. Thank you.
34:29I'm so, so, so sorry, Mum.
34:31Sorry for the drama
34:36The only way is love
34:38Baby, make me cry
34:40While we pick up
34:42Oh! I'm excited for this.
34:44Right. OK. Let's get started. I've already got things in mind.
34:47SHE GASPS
34:49You are winding me up. What?
34:51Get them in the bag.
34:56Oh, yeah, we want a man in the bedroom. Yeah.
35:03Right, I feel like we should put this picture here.
35:05A man in the bed.
35:07SHE LAUGHS
35:11Just... Practice.
35:13I'm picturing my new life.
35:15Babs.
35:17I like it when we fight
35:19While we pick up
35:21I like it when we don't talk
35:23You and Dan first.
35:33This one's for Danny.
35:37SHE LAUGHS
35:39My brother.
35:41How do you feel, Dan? It's so embarrassing, mate.
35:43You lost to a 22-year-old.
35:45Who's never been to a pub. Not once.
35:47He didn't play pool. But I do feel like he was very lucky.
35:50This game's not about luck. I do.
35:52Some people say you make your own luck.
35:54Hello, James.
35:56Sorry I'm late.
35:58Where are we?
36:00I've already played a game of pool. Dan lost to Roman.
36:02No way. You're like the best...
36:04Dan's like the one who's best at everything.
36:06No, I am. I'm the best at everything.
36:08I'm not great at pool.
36:10No, don't say that.
36:12Don't put yourself down now, mate.
36:14Would you put giving it big leagues as well?
36:16No, I won't give it big leagues.
36:18Pool champions, 24 in the building.
36:20What have you been up to?
36:22There was a rat problem at Saf's house.
36:24Rat? I heard about this.
36:26There was a rat in her house?
36:28Ella was telling me about all the dramas.
36:30Harry, Junaid, Joe.
36:32Harry's really bad. Harry's devastated.
36:34Saf's got a rat in her kitchen.
36:36She called me up, yeah.
36:38I don't know.
36:40I feel like they just assumed
36:42because I have a plumbing business
36:44that covers pest control.
36:46I think they just think it covers everything.
36:48Did you catch the rat?
36:50No.
36:52Is there even a rat there?
36:54She's adamant there's a rat there.
36:56There's a squirrel or something.
36:58Do you know what a squirrel and a rat look like?
37:00We didn't catch a rat.
37:02What have you been doing anyway?
37:04I've had quite a good week this week.
37:06Ella turned up at the front door
37:08and basically wearing not a lot.
37:10She knows what she's doing.
37:12What, at the front door?
37:14Front door, mate.
37:16What have you been doing?
37:18I don't know what I've been doing.
37:20I had a day out with Sammy
37:22and we saw Elmer, Libby and Bex.
37:24It's nice to have someone my age once
37:26because you lot are so old.
37:28Whoa.
37:30You've loved hanging around with us.
37:32No, I'm joking.
37:34Joel, where we're old are...
37:36He's 23.
37:38Do you know what I mean?
37:40When you're old, you look like an old grumpy old man.
37:42Do you know what I mean?
37:44He used to be grumpy. He's happy now.
37:46His eyes are shut to that.
37:48All the time.
37:50No, it was a good day out.
37:52I feel like I need a new wooden man
37:54because obviously you're taken.
37:56I've briefly brushed on it with you the other day.
37:58Me and Soph, it's been...
38:00Oh, yeah.
38:02As I've always spoke to you,
38:04use no iron, struggle sometimes.
38:06I've got the weight of the world on my shoulders.
38:08I am stressed and it was hard.
38:10There's a lot going on at home.
38:12Soph is feeling lonely,
38:14which is understandable.
38:16I've got to understand that.
38:18She's got this baby thing
38:20that's just been going on forever and ever and ever.
38:22Had another negative pregnancy test this morning.
38:24But she went up to Newcastle
38:26because we weren't getting on particularly that well.
38:28It's just been a lot.
38:30I'm struggling a bit at the minute, really.
38:32I do feel like you try and brush it under the carpet.
38:34Maybe that is my problem.
38:36I sort of bottle, bottle, bottle things up.
38:38You've got such a good heart deep down
38:40that you want everything to be so perfect
38:42that you try and take on everyone's problems around you.
38:44Your own problems you don't want to talk to anyone about
38:46because you want everyone to think it's perfect.
38:50When the reality is,
38:52life's not like that.
38:54No, life ain't perfect.
38:56It doesn't matter.
38:58When you bottle it up, it makes it so much worse.
39:00People who bottle it up, men especially,
39:02bottle up these emotions.
39:04She would have gone up to Newcastle,
39:06told all her friends and got it off her chest.
39:08You can do the same.
39:10It's not a bad thing.
39:12Where are you two at with your relationship right now?
39:14What, it's done?
39:16No, relationship's not done.
39:18Soph's down here, she's on her own.
39:20What's the big strain?
39:22With the baby stuff?
39:24There is obviously a strain on your relationship.
39:26That's what's going on in my head all the time.
39:28Yeah, and you're overthinking stuff.
39:30You're carrying that weight with you.
39:32She's obviously doing the same thing
39:34and it's causing friction between both of you.
39:36You just need to be more open, mate.
39:38We're always here for you.
39:40I told you I'm not all right.
39:42We're here for you, mate.
39:44That's all I need at the minute.
39:46I'm just a man at the minute who's a bit fucked.
39:48I love you, mate.
39:50Come on, get in, Daniel.
39:52Come here, mate.
39:54Why don't we play games of course?
39:56I love you boys, man.
40:18OK, Babs?
40:20OK.
40:22Yeah, how are you?
40:24I'm meeting Junaid.
40:26Well, this is your time now to tell him
40:28what was going on.
40:30He's no friend to you at all.
40:32And do you know what as well?
40:34Everyone was ringing me up going,
40:36guess what, we've heard,
40:38they've took it to second base.
40:40Are you joking? Harry,
40:42you need to be strong now, be strong.
40:44I know, a normal person
40:46wouldn't give him the time of day,
40:48but honestly, because at the minute,
40:50I can't get on with my life because everyone's
40:52dropping this stuff on me every day.
40:54I need to speak to him.
40:56You need closure.
40:58I need closure.
41:00We're not going to be together for five minutes.
41:02I've put money on it massively.
41:04It's funny how Junaid said our relationship
41:06would last three months, but we got to a year
41:08and now he's with him.
41:10It's just like I can't get my head around it all
41:12and I just need answers.
41:14It's disgusting, Harry, I don't care what you say
41:16and he should be ashamed of himself.
41:18I'll ring you after, yeah?
41:20I love you.
41:22I love you too.
41:24Bye. Bye, I love you, bye.
41:26I shouldn't have to be
41:28the bigger person.
41:30How come I have to
41:32break to keep us working?
41:34It's always up to me
41:36even though it shouldn't
41:38be.
41:40Hi.
41:42Hi.
41:46I don't, I don't, I actually don't
41:48know what to say, but I don't
41:50want to see you like this. This isn't nice.
41:52I did not want to have feelings for Jo
41:54and that is the truth of it. I never did.
41:56I can't help
41:58the situation that's happened. I can't help
42:00this is where my head's at. I genuinely
42:02couldn't. If I could turn these feelings off, I really would.
42:04If I was any sort of your friend,
42:06Jo is like a forbidden fruit, you don't touch
42:08it, you don't go there. But I didn't ask
42:10to have feelings for him. But you did.
42:12I rung you in Cyprus because Jo
42:14wanted space from me. You knew that was crushing
42:16me. You knew I was in a bad way.
42:18You knew that. And I rung you up as my
42:20friend and said make sure he's not on his own.
42:22Yeah, and that is what I did.
42:24And when I said look after him, I didn't mean fucking look after him
42:26the way you're looking after him. No, but it wasn't like that though.
42:28It wasn't like that. In Cyprus,
42:30you were both in a bad place and I was
42:32trying to be a good friend to the both of you.
42:34I never thought I would get feelings for Jo
42:36and that's me being completely honest. This time last year,
42:38I hated him. We couldn't stand each other.
42:40Yeah, it's bizarre. You know how finding
42:42a connection with someone is really rare.
42:44You know I've never been in love before. Oh, so you
42:46love him. No, I'm not saying I love him.
42:48You love him. No, I'm not saying I love him.
42:50You know he broke up with me two weeks ago.
42:52You're aware he broke up with me literally less than two weeks ago.
42:54What you're doing to me is
42:56so fucking wrong. I have never
42:58ever been so fucking disappointed
43:00in a friend that they could actually do
43:02this to me. I am fucking
43:04distraught. I am sorry. I am distraught.
43:06I've loved that man. I don't know what more I can say.
43:08I've loved that man for a year and had a life with that man for a year
43:10and you've spooked him for two weeks.
43:12Listen. No, you're bad. You're wrong.
43:14I'm not saying I'm not wrong. You're wrong. I know I'm wrong.
43:16So do it.
43:18So what else is there?
43:20You've gone
43:22the full way.
43:24Your silence said it
43:26all and you are so
43:28wrong for that as a friend to do
43:30that to me. I am so sorry.
43:32We're just going with the flow and just seeing what happens.
43:34Like, yeah, we're sleeping together
43:36and we're just going with the flow. Like, I've not done
43:38this to spite you in any way.
43:40I don't know what the future holds. I don't know.
43:42I've gone with my heart, H. I've gone
43:44with my heart and I don't know what's
43:46going to happen next.
43:48You clearly don't care. I do care.
43:50You clearly don't care. No, but I do care.
43:52Of course I care about you. We were
43:54good friends and that's true.
43:56You were my best friend. That was the truth of it.
43:58You knew how fucking much
44:00I loved him.
44:02I hate
44:04seeing you like this and to know
44:06that I've caused...
44:08It's not nice. From my heart
44:10I am so sorry.
44:12You should never have done it.
44:14You should never have done this to me.
44:36Next time.
44:38Don't get upset.
44:40I just don't want my sister to go through this.
44:42I know.
44:44It hasn't gone unnoticed
44:46that you do have a lovebite on your neck.
44:48I was going to welcome him with open arms until
44:50Freddie told me he was that Sammy Pinksy
44:52and Nicola Rocker. Obviously I've heard from
44:54other people that you've been telling
44:56Junaid that what he's doing isn't right.
44:58You need to fucking know, Hud.
45:00You need to know what you're doing is fucking
45:02wrong, baby.
45:12The only way is love,
45:14baby,
45:16for you and me now.
45:18The only way
45:20is love, baby,
45:22for you
45:24and me now.