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Aired (September 30, 2024): Ulam ka ba? BOOM!

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00:00Let's find out who the Madlang B-Ball contestant number 2 is.
00:03Jackie and Sean!
00:05Thank you, Kuya Jong!
00:07Let's find out who the Madlang B-Ball contestant number 2 is.
00:10Madlang B-Ball!
00:12Kaloka!
00:14Kalokalike!
00:16Wow!
00:18So many Kalokalikes!
00:20Ate Reg was really convinced by the Kalokalikes.
00:24Let's move here, Sean.
00:26Where are we?
00:29Kuya, stand up. Let's go here.
00:33Hello, Kuya!
00:35Hi!
00:37What's your name?
00:39Elijah.
00:41Kuya Elijah.
00:43How old are you, Kuya Elijah?
00:45I'm 20 years old.
00:47Kuya Elijah is 20 years old.
00:49Kuya Elijah, I saw that you raised a Kalokalike.
00:51Yes, ma'am.
00:53Why Kalokalike?
00:56I really like Ms. Regine and my girlfriend.
01:00Her expression and everything,
01:02she's really like Ms. Regine.
01:06She's like that?
01:08Yes.
01:10Her attitude is really good.
01:12You were convinced by her face.
01:14What about her talent?
01:16Her talent is that
01:18she got the best Kalokalikes
01:20that Ms. Regine was looking for.
01:22Ms. Regine is really memorable to her.
01:24Wow!
01:26Her voice is really like Ms. Regine's.
01:28How about you, Kuya?
01:30If you have a Kalokalike artist, who is it?
01:32I think it's Tov.
01:34Woo!
01:36Woo!
01:38Oh, hashtag!
01:40Easy, easy!
01:42If there's a difference,
01:44I'll go back.
01:46Ms. Regine, please sing.
01:48Your old love.
01:50I'll go back.
01:53Thank you so much!
01:55Kalokalike, thank you so much!
01:57Back to you, guys!
01:59I've been a fan of yours for a long time.
02:01It's been a few decades.
02:03I really want to ask you something.
02:05What is it?
02:07What's that look that you can't get?
02:09It's because
02:11she's still pinching you.
02:13She's doing that.
02:15No, it's because
02:17Ms. Regine has candy while she's singing.
02:19Wow!
02:22Okay, let's listen to the comment
02:24of Tijurado Teddy Boy.
02:26What's up, Patabibon?
02:30Wow, Ms. Regine!
02:32In front of you,
02:34there's nothing.
02:36The resemblance is so
02:38Regine-like.
02:40You can't even guess.
02:42In front of you,
02:44all your mannerisms
02:46are like that.
02:48It's annoying.
02:50When I was at Mr. Oggy's house,
02:52he's just like that.
02:54When Mr. Oggy and Ms. Regine are jogging,
02:56and his face is ugly,
02:58he's like that.
03:00His ugly face is like that.
03:02It's Regine.
03:04Oggy's face is like that.
03:06That's Oggy!
03:08That's Oggy!
03:10For me, you're Kalokalike.
03:12Good job!
03:14Thank you so much, Tijurado Teddy!
03:16You can now give a heart to
03:19Regine Velasquez of Muntin Lupa.
03:21Time to face reveal!
03:23Contestant number 3, come in!
03:49I'm here in front of you
03:51to make you happy.
03:53By the way,
03:55JR Nambatak is the
03:57Mall Pickup of Zampalong, Manila.
04:03I'll give you a cool pick up.
04:05So, baby,
04:07are you drunk?
04:09No, baby!
04:11Because,
04:13I don't drink.
04:15I don't drink.
04:18Because,
04:20I don't drink.
04:22Boo!
04:29Are you drunk?
04:31No, baby!
04:33Because, I went there,
04:35and I don't drink anymore.
04:37Boo!
04:41Hey, hey, guys!
04:43Are you wearing a helmet?
04:45Because,
04:48I don't drink.
04:50I don't drink anymore.
04:52Boo!
04:54Are you drunk?
04:56No, baby!
04:58Because, I went there,
05:00and I don't drink anymore.
05:02Boo!
05:04Because,
05:06I don't drink anymore.
05:08Boo!
05:10Alright!
05:12Let's welcome contestant number 3,
05:14JR Nambatak,
05:16from Zampalong, Manila.
05:18Kuya Ogie,
05:20is this a tribute to you?
05:22It's your birthday.
05:24Contestant number 1,
05:26he's wearing a helmet.
05:28Wow!
05:30Wow!
05:32Wow!
05:34Wow!
05:36Wow!
05:38Wow!
05:40Wow!
05:42Wow!
05:45I have to borrow his neck.
05:47Boy, check it out.
05:49Here, here, here.
05:53Oh, boo!
05:55Boo!
05:57Wow!
05:59You look exactly the same!
06:01There's no difference!
06:03Really?
06:05Do you see anything?
06:07Nothing!
06:09But, while I was watching you,
06:11that's what I was doing that day.
06:14But,
06:16you were really good,
06:18and people really liked you.
06:20I saw your reaction,
06:22when you saw him doing the pick-up line,
06:24and you were like, what?
06:26That's the reaction we had when we were watching you.
06:28Even you were confused.
06:30Boo!
06:32But, of course,
06:34do you want to see the original?
06:36Of course!
06:38Boo!
06:40Tell us if what he did was okay for you.
06:42What did he do?
06:44Boo!
06:46What up, people?
06:48What's up, what up, people?
06:50Boo!
06:52Boo!
06:54There's even a dance step!
06:56There's even a dance step!
06:58Are you crazy?
07:00Why?
07:02Because I went to my cousin,
07:04and I borrowed his neck,
07:06and he told me, Merry Christmas!
07:08Boo!
07:11Boo!
07:13You have to fight that!
07:15There's even a dance step in the beginning!
07:17Dance first!
07:19Wow!
07:21He's really good at dancing!
07:23Pick-up line!
07:25Are you the wind?
07:27Why?
07:29Because I can't see you!
07:31Boo!
07:33I can't see you!
07:35What did you say?
07:37I can't see you!
07:40I can't see you!
07:42You're so tall!
07:44I can't see you!
07:46What did you say?
07:48Boo!
07:50You're so loud!
07:52You're so loud!
07:54Boo!
07:56Boo!
07:58Why are you like that?
08:00It's like he's teasing you!
08:02Who's the loudest?
08:04You, because you're like this!
08:06You're the loudest!
08:08Are you a papaya?
08:10Who's the loudest?
08:12It's the same!
08:14Why do you idolize Boy Pick-up?
08:16What do you have that you idolize?
08:18Of course,
08:20when Bubblegum was down,
08:22and I saw Boy Pick-up,
08:24I'm the loudest!
08:26Boo!
08:28Boo!
08:30I have a question!
08:32I have a question!
08:34Why did you do Boy Pick-up?
08:37I don't know!
08:39But I want to try this!
08:41Did you bring a pick-up line?
08:45Who will be your favorite?
08:47Regine!
08:49That's good!
08:51You should have a pick-up line, Regine!
08:53Regine! Regine! Regine!
08:55Let's see who will get Regine's approval!
08:57Yes!
08:59You're so good!
09:01Regine's expression is the answer!
09:03Regine, you have two Boy Pick-up!
09:06Why do you have two Boy Pick-up?
09:08Don't look at each other!
09:10Stay in the middle!
09:12Stay in the middle!
09:14There!
09:16They will fight for the pick-up line,
09:18let's see who will get
09:20your approval, Regine!
09:22You just have to react!
09:24The approval!
09:26Who will go first?
09:28The original is fighting!
09:30It's like he's possessed!
09:32Oh!
09:35Oh!
09:37Oh!
09:39Go back!
09:41Go back!
09:43Oh!
09:45Oh!
09:47Oh!
09:49Regine!
09:51Oh!
09:53He just fell!
09:55Let's go home!
09:57Let's go home!
09:59Pass it to Regine!
10:05Regine!
10:07Oh!
10:09Oh!
10:11Pick-up line!
10:13You go first!
10:15But Regine has a question!
10:17Regine, he will answer!
10:19I'm breathing!
10:21That's it!
10:23So, come on!
10:25Yeah!
10:27Let's go!
10:29Yeah!
10:31Let's go!
10:33Hey!
10:35Regine! Regine!
10:37Yes?
10:39Are you a human?
10:41Why?
10:43Because earlier, I went to the corner,
10:45I saw the canal, I went in there,
10:47and there was a ghost!
10:49Wow!
10:51Boom!
10:53Let's go!
10:55Yeah!
10:57Face it!
10:59I'll face it!
11:02Wait a minute!
11:04Why do you look like a cow?
11:06Why are you laughing?
11:08Oh!
11:10Regine!
11:12Regine!
11:14Are you a human?
11:16Why?
11:18Because I was there yesterday,
11:20I went there,
11:22I got in the car,
11:24then I got on the bike,
11:26then he said,
11:28Boom!
11:31Boom!
11:33Regine, what can you say
11:35to those pick-up lines?
11:37Who will you choose?
11:39What's your real reaction?
11:43I think this one.
11:45Why?
11:47It's a bit realistic.
11:49Yes.
11:51Are you tired?
11:53Yes.
11:55Are you tired?
11:57No, why?
11:59Hey!
12:01It's like you were tricked.
12:03Thank you so much, Regine.
12:05At least you still got it.
12:07But it's good.
12:09It's like a boy pick-up that's sleepy.
12:11Yes.
12:13Congratulations, boy pick-up.
12:15Okay.
12:17Let's find out
12:19the Hustle and Madlife contestant number 3
12:21from Ryan and Isle.
12:23Thank you so much, Kyoki!
12:25Let's clap our hands.
12:28Madlife people,
12:30KANLOKA!
12:32or KANLOKA LIFE!
12:34KANLOKA!
12:36KANLOKA LIFE!
12:38They're up there, baby boy.
12:40Let's go here.
12:42Let's go here.
12:44I saw a Madlife people boy pick-up.
12:46I saw a boy pick-up.
12:48Hey!
12:50Hey!
12:52Hi! Hello!
12:54Please stand up.
12:57What's your name?
12:59What's your name?
13:01I'm Sem.
13:03Where are you from, Sem?
13:05I'm from Germany.
13:07Oh, Germany!
13:09It's like you were tricked.
13:11Sem, do you have a pick-up line?
13:13Like a boy pick-up?
13:15Let's try.
13:17Okay.
13:19Yo, yo, yo, Madlife people!
13:21Do you trust me?
13:23Why?
13:25Boom!
13:27Boom!
13:29Boom!
13:31Thank you!
13:33Thank you!
13:35Back to you, guys!
13:37Thank you, Ryan and Iron!
13:39Let's hear the comments
13:41from Rufo May Quinto.
13:43Oh, wow!
13:45I'm laughing so much that I'm crying.
13:47She said it's a pick-up line!
13:49Okay.
13:51Are you a bangin?
13:54Yo, yo, yo!
13:56Actually, I'm Neneng Bee.
13:58Neneng Bee, stand there.
14:00Neneng Bee.
14:02Neneng Bee.
14:04Yo, yo, yo!
14:06Are you a bangin?
14:08Why?
14:10I fell for you.
14:12Boom!
14:14Boom!
14:16I forgot!
14:18Right?
14:20Rufo May Quinto is different.
14:23Pick-up is a verb.
14:25So it's easier.
14:27Verb is action word.
14:29Right?
14:31Okay.
14:33That's it.
14:35I don't know what to say.
14:37But it's not local-like.
14:39It's not local-like.
14:41And her jokes,
14:43the pick-up line,
14:45it's all boom.
14:47It's not a boom.
14:49But it's good.
14:52Were you like that before?
14:54Yes!
14:56Michi, Michi!
14:58Someone's asking.
15:00What's the Tagalog verb?
15:02Oh, it's hard.
15:06Pangkat?
15:08What's pangkat?
15:10What's that?
15:12Ibon?
15:16Ibon?
15:18Bird!
15:20Bird!
15:22I got it.
15:24John, what's the Tagalog verb?
15:26Dighay.
15:28Dighay.
15:30Dighay tuloy.
15:32Pangano yon?
15:34Pandiwa.
15:36Yan.
15:38Maganda to. Maraming tayong natututuman.
15:40Wow, sayo pagaling.
15:44Rufo May, let's go!
15:46Thank you!
15:49He can't do it.
15:51Let him do it.
15:53Are you done?
15:55Yes.
15:57Thank you very much, Rufo May!
15:59You can give your hat off
16:01to JR Nampatak.
16:03Or Nampatak,
16:05the boy pick-up of Sampanak, Manila.
16:07Let's call again
16:09contestant number 1 and 2.
16:12For contestant number 1,
16:14Chase Romero,
16:16Casey Concepcion of Valenzuela,
16:18here are the words
16:20for you.
16:22Kalokalai.
16:24Kaloka kay Chin.
16:26Kaloka din kay Teddy.
16:30For contestant number 2,
16:32Zara Jean Capalad
16:34or Jean Velasquez
16:36of Mundilupa,
16:38here are the words
16:40Kalokalai.
16:42Kalokalai.
16:44Kalokalai.
16:48And for contestant number 3,
16:50JR Nampatak,
16:52the boy pick-up of Sampanak, Manila,
16:54here are the words.
17:00Kalokalai.
17:02Kalokalai.
17:04Kalokalai.
17:06Kalokalai.
17:09Kalokalai.
17:15Kalokalai.
17:17Kalokalai.
17:19Sabi ni Ogie,
17:21naku babalik.
17:23Sabi ko corny lang, hindi ko naman sinabi,
17:25hindi niya kalokalai.
17:27Sabi mo kani, hindi mo kabuka.
17:29Sabi mo kani, pero hindi mo kabuka.
17:31Pero kalokalai mo din siya.
17:33Matutuwa ba ako?
17:35Sabi ni Ogie, naku babalik pa siya.
17:38Matutuwa ba ako?
17:40Masaya ka ba na nakita mo siya?
17:42Masaya ka ba na nakita mo siya?
17:44At kalokalike daw, sabi nung tatlong hurados.
17:46At kalokalike daw, sabi nung tatlong hurados.
17:48At kalokalike daw, sabi nung tatlong hurados.
17:50At kalokalike daw, sabi nung tatlong hurados.
17:52At kalokalike daw, sabi nung tatlong hurados.
17:54At kalokalike daw, sabi nung tatlong hurados.
17:56At kalokalike daw, sabi nung tatlong hurados.
17:58At kalokalike daw, sabi nung tatlong hurados.
18:00At kalokalike daw, sabi nung tatlong hurados.
18:02At kalokalike daw, sabi nung tatlong hurados.
18:04Uuwi ka ba rin ng P5,000?
18:06Ika'y mamamalik mata'y may kasamang tawa
18:08Ika'y mamamalik mata'y may kasamang tawa
18:10dito sa Kalokalike Phase 4!

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