Nineties Eastenders (18th March 1997)
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00:31There you go.
00:46Right, we require butter.
00:48Butter.
00:49Eggs.
00:50Eggs.
00:51Self-raising flour.
00:52Self-raising flour.
00:53Caster sugar.
00:54Caster sugar.
00:55What are you two up to?
00:57Just doing a bit of shopping.
00:58Cocoa powder.
00:59Cocoa powder.
01:00Throwing a party?
01:01Oh, you're joking.
01:02To which end we are baking a cake.
01:04Of course it goes without saying, Ian, that you are most heartily welcome.
01:08Should we take that as a yes or a no, do you think?
01:11Four ounces of unsweetened cooking chocolate.
01:14Four ounces of unsweetened cooking chocolate.
01:18Sarah!
01:19I'm so glad I caught up with you.
01:20Go away.
01:21Look, I think you owe us an explanation.
01:23Yeah, and I think you and Alice should go away and read your Bible.
01:25No, I really can explain.
01:27Hypocrites.
01:28But Sarah, come back.
01:29No, you betrayed me, both of you.
01:31And the group. And what's worse, you betrayed God.
01:33It's over. The whole thing's over.
01:37I think you owe me something.
01:39Not now, Robbie.
01:41I only want to be down at the sports shop when it opens.
01:43I know I need another tenner.
01:44Haven't you got something better to do?
01:46We had an agreement.
01:47I've only got a tenner on me.
01:49Do you want me to tell Lenny about you and Mr King?
01:54Wasn't so hard, was it?
02:01Watch where you're going, Sarah, for God's sake.
02:05No, it's all right. I can manage.
02:07Let me go. Let me out.
02:08Watch where you're going next time, all right?
02:10Give her a break, will ya?
02:12There you go.
02:14Sarah, what's up?
02:16Very sweet. Thanks very much.
02:19Sarah!
02:20Sarah!
02:22Very sweet.
02:23I can think of a lot of words to describe you, Robbie,
02:25but sweet certainly isn't one of them.
02:27Shut up, will ya?
02:28You still fancy her, don't you?
02:29I said shut up!
02:30You've gone all red!
02:32Right, look, just come in the post, all right?
02:34I can't stop. I've got a busy day. I'll see you later.
02:36You haven't come to see the baby, have you?
02:38Only Tiffany's gone out with her.
02:40Nothing to do with the baby.
02:42It's all right if I stay in with you for a bit, Tony.
02:44Only I don't think I can face going to school today.
02:46What's happened, Sarah?
02:48I'm just in a state, that's all.
02:50You were in a state last night, outside the fish and chips.
02:53What's going on?
02:55Come on, the kettle's boiled.
02:59Hello, Peggy.
03:00Oh, hello, darling.
03:03What's up?
03:04Oh, bad night.
03:05She wouldn't stop crying. There was nothing I could do.
03:08It's not all chocolates and flowers, is it?
03:10No, it's Grant about his business.
03:12He's in the shower?
03:13Oh, I just thought I might have a word with him about something.
03:15Well, come on up, then.
03:16Is, um, is Lorraine in?
03:19Just tell him to give me a call, then, yeah?
03:21Sure.
03:24You know, people think having faith is a cop-out.
03:28They don't know what hard work it is.
03:32So, what's up?
03:34Have you ever been let down?
03:37I mean, really, really let down.
03:39Why? Who's let you down?
03:41You can only say I told you so.
03:43No, I won't.
03:46Is this Alistair?
03:48What's he done, eh?
03:51I can't say.
03:54I'll get rid of them, whoever it is, yeah?
04:02It's, um, Sarah.
04:05It's Sue. Says she's desperate to see you.
04:08What shall I do?
04:09Sarah, please, I've got to explain.
04:11Excuse me, I'm talking to my sister.
04:13Let her in.
04:14Are you sure?
04:16Do you want me to go away?
04:22I couldn't let you run off like that.
04:24I had to explain about last night.
04:27Well, in a way, it was a miracle.
04:29I beg your pardon?
04:30Because nothing happened.
04:31I know that sounds extraordinary, but it's the truth.
04:36You see, it was going to happen, and it was about to happen.
04:41We were carried away, I was carried away, and then you appeared.
04:44And it was almost as if somebody had sent you.
04:47Sarah, you saved us.
04:50Well, you've had all night to dream that one up.
04:53No, as God's my witness, I'm telling the truth.
04:55So all I wanted to say down at the bus stop was thank you.
04:59I mean, none of this takes away from the fact that we were tempted,
05:03and you've a right to be angry, but you mustn't blame Alistair.
05:06If there's anyone to blame, it's me.
05:10What am I supposed to say?
05:11What am I supposed to say?
05:14I know you're disappointed. I would be too, but it is the truth.
05:20Do you believe me?
05:21Well, I've got no way of disproving it, have I?
05:23Oh, please, Sarah.
05:24If I ever found out you were lying to me...
05:28You're what?
05:29What if I asked Alistair?
05:30He'd tell you exactly the same.
05:31Oh, well, he would, wouldn't he, if you'd cooked it up together.
05:34Look, I know I've done wrong here, but I'm not a liar.
05:36Do you know about Frankie, Nick?
05:40Oh, yeah. Alistair's told me all about Frankie.
05:44She's obsessed with him, but he's never responded, and that's the truth too.
05:48Believe me.
05:49Oh, I'm trying to.
05:50Look, I feel dreadful that we've upset you like this.
05:57I've said what you want to say.
05:59Now I need to be left alone.
06:01Of course.
06:03There is one other thing.
06:05What's that?
06:06Alistair and I were foolish last night. We know that.
06:09Sex before marriage is always wrong.
06:12But what's most important is the work,
06:14and if what you saw was somehow to get out, then...
06:17I haven't told anyone.
06:19Thanks.
06:21Now we're friends.
06:23I can't bear it if we're not friends.
06:28Friends.
06:30Praise Jesus.
06:33Praise Jesus.
06:43What was all that about?
06:45It doesn't matter.
06:47Eh?
06:48I'm more confused than ever now.
06:51Oh, come on. You can tell me.
06:55No, look, you won't understand, Tony.
06:58Listen, I think I may as well go to school after all.
07:01I don't get it. You were in tears a minute ago.
07:03Well, like I said, having faith is hard work.
07:07Well, what about your coffee?
07:09I've given it up for Lint.
07:14Well, what do you think?
07:16Yeah, very smart. Guess what?
07:18What?
07:19The tuner's still knackered.
07:20I thought he was fixing it.
07:21Well, I've done me best, but it's got to be 15 years old.
07:23You know how much one of them costs?
07:25Well, tell me.
07:26Well, there's no change out of three grand.
07:28Welcome back, Phil.
07:31Been looking for you all over.
07:33Oh, hello.
07:34Mum says you had a rough night.
07:36Yeah.
07:37Hello, Courtney.
07:39Who told you?
07:41Simon.
07:42Do you like it?
07:43Yeah, yeah, I like it.
07:45Here, I got you these.
07:47Oh, thanks.
07:48Yeah, a woman on 2-bit round market said you can't have enough of them when they're little.
07:51No, they're great. Thanks.
07:53So Mum said you wanted to see me?
07:55Yeah.
07:56Why's that?
07:57It's nothing to do with me. I just want to say that.
07:59This came through the post this morning.
08:03Child Support Agency.
08:05Yeah, and I've got to fill it in. It's a law.
08:07I mean, the steps of it.
08:09Child's full name. Courtney Dawn Mitchell.
08:12Mother's full name. Tiffany Dawn Mitchell.
08:14I mean, and there's the dad's full name. What do you want me to put down?
08:16You put father unknown.
08:18I mean, what else can you put?
08:20The truth, innit?
08:23Hey, man, will you get a move on?
08:25This should be in the oven by now. We've got work in an hour.
08:27What's with the cake, boys?
08:28It's a pie, and you've got to have cake at a party.
08:30I hope you're not putting anything in that cake that shouldn't be there.
08:32Oh, heaven forfend.
08:34You don't need drugs to get high.
08:36Will you listen to her?
08:38Stick a bible in her hand and you can't hear yourself speak for the sound of rattling tambourines.
08:41I'm only mugging up on my homework.
08:43Oh, yeah? What's that supposed to mean?
08:44Look, are you serious about this Christian thing?
08:46Or just one Christian in particular?
08:52Frankie. What?
08:53Where are you going?
08:54Out.
08:55Where to?
08:56What, all dolled up like that?
08:58What's going on?
08:59Leave it, Alan.
09:01When will you be back?
09:02I couldn't tell you.
09:03Don't do this to me.
09:05Don't do what?
09:06Well, can't we spend some time together? Today.
09:08Stop trying to possess me. I don't treat you like this.
09:10Now stop being silly and go back to bed.
09:12Frankie.
09:16I think maybe we should let Alan lick the ball.
09:21Hello. Is, um, is Grant about?
09:23Oh, no, darling. He's gone to the cash and carry.
09:25Oh. Um, can you give him a message then for me?
09:28Just tell him I did what he said.
09:30He'll understand.
09:33I've had him all morning.
09:34I've had nobody to lace him up for me properly.
09:36These must have cost you a few bob, Robbie.
09:38I'll be saving up for them.
09:40How much were they?
09:41Secret.
09:42So where's Hugh at the moment?
09:44Out, Mr. King.
09:46So Hugh's getting all those nice big tips.
09:48All the tips that Lenny used to get.
09:50Why, does he tip well, Mr. King?
09:52And suddenly Robbie's got a brand new pair of boxing gloves.
09:54What are you saying?
09:55I'm not saying anything.
09:57Oh, blimey. Answer that for us, will you?
10:00Not my job.
10:01Well, help us off with these, will you, Lenny?
10:03Sorry, mate. I've got to go to the airport.
10:04And, um, I'd answer that phone if I were you.
10:12Hello?
10:14I went to the store. I said you were working at home today.
10:17Frankie.
10:18Don't be angry with me, please.
10:19Only you said if it was on church business it would be OK.
10:22What sort of church business?
10:24You don't mind, do you?
10:26What's going on, Frankie?
10:28I think I'm having a spiritual crisis.
10:31I don't suppose you've seen Frankie in here, do you?
10:33No.
10:35Look, read this.
10:36What is it?
10:37From the hotel.
10:38Which hotel is that?
10:39The hotel we're having our reception.
10:40Oh.
10:43Oh, it says I want the full guest list. Is that a problem?
10:45No, no, look. Read this page.
10:47Note that I'm not a guest.
10:49Read this page.
10:50Note that our charges is enclosed for your kind attention.
10:53Please be aware that the final preparations cannot be entered into
10:56until the deposit has been received.
10:58What does that mean?
10:59Cough up or else.
11:00Or else what?
11:01Or else we're not having a reception.
11:02What, in advance?
11:03Well, they've got to cover themselves, haven't they?
11:04I mean, say we call the wedding off at the last minute,
11:06then they'd be stuck, wouldn't they?
11:07So how much is it?
11:09What, and that's just the deposit?
11:10Oh, Ricky, don't be stingy.
11:12If Phil hadn't given me that money, where would we be now, eh?
11:14Yeah, but that's the point he has, isn't he?
11:16So when are we going to go and pay for it?
11:17Oh, I'll get it out of the safe tonight.
11:18I'm going to do it first thing in the morning.
11:19Yeah, while you're at it, you might as well get the old lot.
11:21I mean, there's no point in it being in there.
11:23It may as well be in the building society, earning interest.
11:25Look, I've explained that, haven't I?
11:26I don't want the revenue finding out.
11:27You're not that important.
11:28Except to me, that is.
11:30Now, about you and Lenny's party.
11:32I thought we were going to Peggy's.
11:33Yeah, we are, but we can go to you and Lenny's later.
11:35And I want you looking smart tonight, so I'm going to show you off.
11:37And I want you there on time, no work in late, all right?
11:39Promise?
11:40Ricky?
11:41All right, I promise.
11:43And it's in good working order, is it?
11:45And I can pick it up today.
11:48All right, well, you saved me life.
11:51Cash?
11:52What?
11:53Can't I take a cheque?
11:55Well, I ain't got that kind of cash.
11:56I mean, not today, anyway.
12:00Look, hang on a minute.
12:02I'm lucky I bought it.
12:04Look, in fact, I know I can.
12:07I'm on me way, all right?
12:08Just give me directions from when I get into the mortgage, yeah?
12:12You don't trust me, do you?
12:13What was this about a spiritual crisis?
12:15Why not?
12:16I never said I didn't trust you.
12:17But you don't, do you?
12:18It's not a question of not trusting you.
12:20You don't think I'm a real Christian, do you?
12:22I think you're on the road to being a real Christian, certainly.
12:25You think I'm shallow?
12:26Not at all.
12:27I don't read any books.
12:29There's more to life than reading books.
12:31Or the newspapers.
12:32I don't think about things.
12:33I don't have any opinions.
12:34I'm totally self-obsessed.
12:36Why are you putting yourself down like this, Frankie?
12:38You see, the thing that draws me towards you is that you're not taken in by me.
12:42Most men are.
12:43What are they taken in by?
12:44They fancy me.
12:46Do you fancy me?
12:47I don't want to be drawn into this kind of conversation.
12:50When I was about ten, I was put with foster parents who were religious nerds.
12:54I mean, they were keen churchgoers.
12:56And they enrolled me at the local Sunday school.
12:58There's one story I've never forgotten.
13:00What was that?
13:01Mary Magdalene, the fallen woman.
13:03What about her?
13:04She was a prostitute.
13:05A whore, right?
13:06Right.
13:07And yet Jesus still loved her and let Mary follow him around, right?
13:11Right.
13:12In fact, she was the first one to recognise Jesus after his resurrection.
13:15So there's hope for me then, isn't there?
13:17Of course, there's always hope.
13:19Will you help me?
13:20Please.
13:22Just help me.
13:24I'm sorry, Frankie.
13:26But I don't think that I'm the right person for you to be talking to about this.
13:30What do you want to learn?
13:31Well, I'll make it quick.
13:33Everything I own, my half-share of the pub, my moat, everything got put into your name.
13:37You what?
13:38Well, do you think Christy could do it for us?
13:40Why would you want to do a thing like that for?
13:42The CSA are after me. Tiffany got a form today, which means I'm a marked man.
13:45You know what they're like. They'll take you for everything that's not nailed down.
13:47Yeah, but hang on. You don't even know the kid's yours yet.
13:49Yeah, but that's the whole point.
13:51Just say you was in the CSA.
13:52You got a choice of two fathers.
13:54Me or Tony the layabout with three pounds of his name.
13:56Who are you going to go after?
13:57Well, that's what a DNA test is for, isn't it?
13:59Get that?
14:00You can start panicking when you know that's yours.
14:03Hope you can have a shave before the party tonight.
14:05I'll see you when I've got work today.
14:07Yeah, eight o'clock, and don't be late.
14:09See ya.
14:10Oh, Ian, you coming to me and Ben's birthday party tonight?
14:13I certainly ain't going to Hugh and Lenny's.
14:15So you'll be coming then, will ya?
14:17Well, it's difficult, Peggy. I mean, babysit, isn't it?
14:20But you're Ben's brother.
14:21I mean, what can I do?
14:22The only people I trust to babysit are all going to the party.
14:25I'll have the most expensive thing on the menu, please, Peggy.
14:28Oh, someone's had a good morning, then.
14:29I've had a very good morning.
14:31So what's the best thing on the menu?
14:33Um, today, lasagne.
14:35Go on, bang it in the microwave.
14:37So you coming over to our place tonight, Tony?
14:39It's going to be a great do.
14:40I'll have to put in an appearance here first.
14:42Ben is me cousin, after all.
14:44And guess what? We've baked a cake.
14:46So it's best of me.
14:47What do you think? Shall I save you a slice?
14:50I'm off all that these days.
14:51Oh, don't be such a goody-goody.
14:53Just call me St. Tony.
15:01What are you doing here?
15:02I don't know.
15:03What do you mean, you don't know?
15:04I've just come round to see you, that's all.
15:06What for?
15:07How are you?
15:08Fine.
15:09What is this?
15:10How are the kids?
15:11Fine.
15:12Shouldn't you be asleep?
15:14You know, there's a party over at our place tonight.
15:16I beg your pardon?
15:17Well, I'm just saying, that's all.
15:18I hope that wasn't an invitation.
15:19No.
15:20So why'd you say it?
15:21Do you think I'd go anywhere near where you and her are shacked up together?
15:24I don't know why I said it.
15:26I'm trying to make conversation.
15:28Being friendly.
15:31How are the kids?
15:32You've asked that already.
15:33What's up with you?
15:34I just wanted to see you, that's all.
15:35Go on, get out of here.
15:36I don't want to hear this.
15:37Just wanted to see me.
15:38Do me a favour.
15:43So that's all you do?
15:44You pick this geezer up,
15:45take him and his girlfriend to some West End hotel,
15:47and then sit in the car for an hour or so, reading the paper.
15:50And then you drive them back home again?
15:51Yeah, and he gives massive tips.
15:53Here you go, darling.
15:54Oh, thanks a lot.
15:57Hello, Queen Vic.
16:01See you.
16:02Isn't that always the way?
16:04Can I have a check?
16:05Keep your mucky paws off.
16:06Hello?
16:09Oh, Robbie, you're joking.
16:11Mr King ain't going to wait for you to finish your dinner.
16:13No, if you leave now, I'll give the chop to Lenny.
16:15Which is it to be?
16:16I'm on my way.
16:19You got any use for this?
16:21Well, I was toying with the idea of going vegetarian,
16:23but since you're offering, cheers.
16:25See you.
16:26Ta-da.
16:28Oh, Peggy, this is cold in the middle.
16:32Are you ready?
16:33What?
16:34Are you coming down with me to get ready for the party?
16:35No, I can't.
16:36Look, this has got to be ready first thing.
16:38Oh, Ricky, you promised.
16:39Well, I can't help it.
16:40You know, I'm working with Knack and Machina,
16:41and Phil's just disappeared off the face of the earth.
16:43Are you saying you're not coming to the party?
16:45Well, I'll be a couple of hours.
16:46All right, well, meet me over at the Vic at 8 o'clock, yeah?
16:48Well, I'll do my best.
16:49You better.
16:50I've got you a new jacket.
16:51I'll leave it out in the living room.
16:52How much was that then?
16:53I got it out of stock.
16:54Well, it's still us paying for it.
16:55Oh, we're shouting a buffet now.
16:56Where's the money?
16:57What money?
16:58The reception.
16:59Oh, bring it with me.
17:00Well, can I take it now?
17:01What's the matter?
17:02Don't you trust me or something?
17:03No, not really.
17:04Look, do you mind?
17:05I'm trying to work here.
17:06There you go.
17:08Look, I don't need a note.
17:10Be in the Vic, 8 o'clock sharp, and don't be late.
17:14I just felt I owed you an explanation about this morning.
17:17So this Sue woman saying that you're turning up last night
17:20stopped anything happening between her and Alistair?
17:22I was sent.
17:23You do know that's a secret.
17:25Don't tell anyone.
17:26Hang on.
17:27Let me get this straight.
17:29You knock on the door.
17:31Alistair comes out in his dressing gown.
17:33You push your way forward, and there's Sue,
17:35stark naked on the living room carpet.
17:37Look, I didn't tell you so that you could make a joke of it.
17:39And they reckon your arrival stopped anything happening?
17:42Yes.
17:44Go on, go off and babysit for Auntie Cath.
17:47I want to know what you meant by that look.
17:48It don't matter.
17:49No, go on.
17:50Well, they must think you were born yesterday.
17:53Nobody gets up to answer the door before they do it, sis.
17:56They have other things on their mind.
17:59But Sue swore that that's what happened.
18:04It'll be ages before anyone gets here.
18:06Yeah, and I'm starving.
18:07I didn't get a chance to eat at lunchtime.
18:09We could always have a sandwich.
18:11Yeah, good idea.
18:12Have you got any bread?
18:13Only yesterday's.
18:15Cheese?
18:16Had the last of it at lunch.
18:19Where have you been?
18:21Haven't you got anything else better to do than wait around for me?
18:23I asked you a question.
18:25And why aren't you at work?
18:26Where have you been, Frankie?
18:27None of your business.
18:28You left her at nine o'clock this morning.
18:30It's eight now.
18:31So I've been out having some fun,
18:32which is more than I ever do around here.
18:34Who is he?
18:35Alan, you're so boring sometimes.
18:37Who is he?
18:39Can't you guess?
18:40Alistair.
18:42Why?
18:43You really want to know?
18:45Do you really want to know?
18:47For a start, he's very good looking,
18:49exceptionally intelligent,
18:50reads lots of books,
18:52very interesting to talk to about lots of subjects,
18:54not just religion.
18:56And then, of course, he's absolutely fantastic in bed.
18:58Now, if you find that hard to live with,
19:00what I suggest you do is this.
19:02Go upstairs, pack your bag,
19:04and clear off back to Carol.
19:06I'm sure that poor girl will only be glad to have you back.
19:09You lay one finger on me and I swear to God you'll regret it.
19:16All of a sudden, I don't fancy this anymore.
19:19Hi, guys. How's it going?
19:21So, when does the party begin?
19:33Yeah!
19:34Sarah!
19:37Do you know about this?
19:39What?
19:40Your Alistair Gieser.
19:42What about him?
19:43Does he go around shafting all the women in his congregation?
19:45Or just the ones that he fancies?
19:47Beg your pardon?
19:48Next time you see him,
19:49you tell him to keep his answer to himself.
19:51You got that?
19:52You're making this up.
19:53Frankie's just told me.
19:54You're lying.
19:55Do I look like I'm lying?
19:59You tell him, you got that?
20:09Oh, thanks for this, Sarah. Come on in, love.
20:11Right.
20:12Well, Ben's already fast asleep, OK?
20:13Now, there's his alarm
20:14and there's the number of the Vic in case he wakes up.
20:16There's tea and coffee in the kitchen,
20:17but Dad said you haven't had any tea yet,
20:19so I've ordered you a pizza, OK?
20:20Vegetarian special. It's on its way.
20:21Thanks.
20:22Right, there's the money to pay for it.
20:23Um, are you sure you're going to be all right?
20:25I told Peggy I'd help her with the laying out of the food tonight.
20:28I don't know why I agree to these things.
20:30Um, there's videos over here in case there's nothing on the telly, OK?
20:33So, I'll be off then.
20:35I shouldn't be any later than about 11 o'clock, so I'll see you later.
20:38Bye.
20:39Bye.
20:40Oh, look at this.
20:41Both of us out together, at the same time, in the evening,
20:44and we don't even have to pay a babysitter.
20:46Hiya.
20:47Hiya.
20:48And who said having Mum come and live with us was such a bad idea, eh?
20:51On your own tonight, darling?
20:53Yeah, Ricky's meeting me. He's just a little bit late.
20:55Oh, reliability was never a strong suit, was it?
20:58He's just doing overtime, that's all.
21:00Oh, that's the oldest excuse I've ever heard.
21:02Yeah, I know.
21:03Well, I've got to go.
21:04Bye.
21:05Bye.
21:06Bye.
21:07Bye.
21:08Bye, Soph.
21:09Oh, that's the oldest excuse in the book, darling.
21:11Working late at the office.
21:13I just want to know if it's true.
21:15And I've told you. No, it's not.
21:17Her boyfriend's just told me.
21:19Well, then he's lying. Or she's lying.
21:22You're lying.
21:23I don't have to defend myself to you.
21:25Oh, yes, you do. After last night, you certainly do.
21:29I thought Sue had explained all that to you.
21:31You must think I'm so gullible.
21:33After all the lectures you gave me.
21:35Don't do this. Don't do that.
21:37What do you take me for?
21:38I think you need to calm down.
21:40Don't patronise me!
21:42Why should I listen to anything you say ever again?
21:54One vegetarian special.
21:57What's happened?
22:01If this is some kind of test, well, then I've failed.
22:06Sue, what's up?
22:07And if God is the kind of God who likes to test people,
22:10well, I'm not sure he's the kind of God that I want to believe in any more.
22:13Do you believe in God?
22:15I don't suppose so.
22:17Then you're all right, aren't you?
22:19You're not a bad person. You're not going to go to hell, are you?
22:22I hope not.
22:24So what have I been worrying about?
22:36SHE SCREAMS
22:48Wish I could cry sometimes.
22:51When you're a bloke, you're not supposed to.
22:53You have to make out you're tough.
22:55That's what my mum was always telling me when I was a kid.
22:58Don't ever let them think they've got one over on you.
23:02That's why I'm taking up boxing.
23:04One way to make me cry, I guess.
23:06Silly.
23:09Was that a smile I saw there?
23:11Stop it.
23:12You can smile if you want to.
23:13But I don't want to.
23:15Do you want to talk about it?
23:18Fair enough.
23:19Only if you do, I will.
23:21Not that I was ever a very good talker.
23:24What can I do?
23:26You don't have to do anything.
23:28I'll stay as long as you want, if that's what you want.
23:32You're very kind, aren't you?
23:34Am I?
23:36Mm.
23:39Which counts for an awful lot.
23:41You know, I think it's probably more important to be kind than to be clever, don't you?
23:46I don't know.
23:48I'm not clever enough to know.
23:50My trouble is, is I judge everybody.
23:54Secretly, all the time, put people into boxes.
23:58He's good.
23:59She's bad.
24:01He's thick.
24:02And she's clever.
24:04What box did you put me into?
24:06I think I probably thought you were rather immature.
24:10No, don't be upset by that, please.
24:13Because if anyone's immature out here, then it's me.
24:17I mean, what have I ever done?
24:19Where have I ever been? What do I know about anything?
24:22I'm just a little girl making out she knows more than the grown-ups.
24:27SHE SIGHS
24:30Do you know what I'd like to do now?
24:32I'd like to get rip-roaring drunk, just to see what it was like.
24:36Do you think Uncle Phil still keeps a bottle hidden somewhere?
24:39You know, for emergencies.
24:41Have you ever been drunk?
24:43You always regret it the next day.
24:45Who cares about the next day? Let's do it now.
24:47I just want to do something stupid for once.
24:50You could go to the off-licence. I've got some money.
24:53I can't. I'm on the moped.
24:55I thought you said you'd stay.
24:57Yeah, of course I will. But your baby's sitting.
24:59You can't be drunk when your baby's sitting.
25:04Your pizza's getting cold.
25:06Who's hungry?
25:08Do they have any music in this house?
25:11I haven't listened to music in ages.
25:15Do you want to dance?
25:17Eh?
25:18Come on. Let's dance.
25:20Why not? What are you frightened of?
25:23Are you scared?
25:25I don't know.
25:27I think I probably am.
25:29I'm terrified.
25:31Who cares?
25:33I don't care.
25:35I don't care.
25:37I don't care.
25:39I don't care.
25:41I don't care.
25:43I don't care.
26:09I want to kiss you.
26:11What are you doing?
26:13Getting you a tissue.
26:15No.
26:17That's it.
26:20I want to kiss you.
26:22Oh.
26:24No, not the hammer.
26:27Phil.
26:41No.
26:59I've never done this before.
27:11I've never done this before.
27:41I've never done this before.