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00:00:00Oh
00:00:12Look man
00:00:16Sorry, it's being attacked
00:00:20Go easy big boy shit
00:00:26It look
00:00:31I don't know man. I mean, it's it's the cup, you know
00:00:39Shouldn't be that hard to find you're gonna tell me. Oh
00:00:46Man
00:00:49Swear to God man. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, you know what the fuck I'm talking about
00:00:53You know where the fuck it is
00:00:56Damn
00:00:57All right, man
00:01:00One-day, okay. All right, that's it. Okay. No problem. Thanks. I'll find it man. You got it and it's in your pocket
00:01:07No problem
00:01:08Absolutely, dude
00:01:12How was that
00:01:15Yeah, thanks
00:01:18Let's go check the gate camp, okay
00:01:21Yeah, and slap you too hard dinner
00:01:26Sorry, it's all right
00:01:29So, uh, when do we shoot again, uh, we're gonna get this developed just a couple weeks say first next month, okay, cool
00:01:36Awesome. All right. Oh, you know, hey, I'm gonna grab this light you guys are on your own with a camera
00:01:47Are you slapping you just started blubbering
00:01:54We gotta hurry up no
00:01:59Okay
00:02:03Okay, run that way away from the truck and then circle back run like Michael Green, yeah, I met Michael Green once
00:02:09Oh shit. Yeah, we were doing the Olympic PSA
00:02:19Hey, hey, hey, what do you guys think you're doing Johnny wanted us to shoot the b-roll
00:02:25B-roll, I don't there's no b-roll on the shoe. Oh my god
00:02:28Are you kidding me?
00:02:29Okay, don't tell Johnny we screwed up because he will freak what Johnny say. Oh, no, it's it's cool
00:02:35They were there. I didn't recognize your b-cam operators. We got no b-cam
00:02:48All right
00:02:58I
00:03:10Guess finished. Yeah, but listen, I'm just gonna be like a really pissed off commercial crew coming by later on
00:03:28I
00:03:58I
00:04:29It's all yours dad, I'm gonna take it straight to audio and jump in the code direction as soon as I'm done with that
00:04:40Dude the timing on your movie here could not have been better with the cup coming to town though
00:04:47One opportunity knocks
00:04:58I think maybe we just go straight to distribution
00:05:22How tough this is gonna be with the cup in town security press
00:05:28It's the cup, you know, just walk in and take a picture
00:05:33Hey, pardon me guys. We're making a movie
00:05:35Can you step aside for a second? We're good. Yeah, thanks
00:05:42Right in front of it doesn't I didn't say it wasn't fun. I'm gonna say it wasn't
00:05:58Done
00:06:28I
00:06:59We want the money
00:07:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:07:02Who rents this shit? We want the money
00:07:06You do
00:07:09Well, I need this one
00:07:23I mean, how hard can it be to find?
00:07:28I
00:07:35Mean how I could it be fine
00:07:40Wait, hold it. Can we make that singular?
00:07:44It's room booked for nine o'clock
00:07:47Talk to Dylan. Yeah, I've had it booked for like a week. He was meant to come tell you
00:07:51Yeah, I would have sworn. I thought we told I gotta get on here. I really have to finish my demo
00:07:56I'm not gonna graduate so
00:07:58Do you guys even go to school here anymore?
00:08:07Yeah, yeah, I guess we can go
00:08:11But I fully intend to use this editor for as many billable hours as equal to my student loans
00:08:24Thank you
00:08:29So, what is it it's the cup
00:08:37So, what's it for it's for my movie whoa, no, what's your movie about?
00:08:46Some kids steal a famous Russian cup, you know, it's the perfect crime drama
00:08:55See who that is
00:08:59You
00:09:06Man 55 suit goofy hat
00:09:16How are you sir, I am great my name is Larry Larry nice to meet you I'm King
00:09:22King
00:09:23That's a name
00:09:25King
00:09:28Want to show you something
00:09:40You know anything about that
00:09:42Hello
00:09:44Well, I don't want to display the original I want a duplicate
00:09:49Kinko's
00:09:51Cop shops get weird
00:09:54You don't get weird do you
00:09:57No, no, I don't get weird I didn't think so I
00:10:01Worked with you guys last year. I've had you in mind ever since
00:10:04Well, you must have seen my work
00:10:07You kidding?
00:10:09Jimmy Mac. Oh
00:10:12man
00:10:13Internet went crazy for weeks
00:10:16Most people can't even tell the difference. Yeah. Well most people don't have a two million dollar sports memorabilia hobby
00:10:21Two million
00:10:23Kidding that ain't nothing. Do you know that I rank it in the bottom 50% nationally? Yeah. Yeah, it's true
00:10:32All those big collectors at the national shows multi-millionaires huge collections
00:10:40I'll give you a hundred bucks if you give me a good copy on clean stock
00:10:45Okay, I'll have it for you on Monday
00:10:48Hello Tim suppose you want to bring that script to me, huh? Yes, sir. I'm picking it up right now. Let's meet say
00:10:55tomorrow
00:10:57Tomorrow tomorrow, you know what tomorrow's great
00:10:59Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow, you know what tomorrow's great
00:11:12Got a producer ready to see your script
00:11:15Money right lots of money. It's not his first time either
00:11:20As long as he can come up with the fun. He can come up with the funds. Do you the script ready?
00:11:29I
00:11:33Excellent
00:11:35All right. We'll give him a week. So to read it, you know, let his advisors do their advising and I'll get back to you
00:11:41Keep in mind my scripts copyrighted and it's protected by the Writers Guild. Of course. I'll call you later, right?
00:11:54It's registered with the Writers Guild
00:11:59I
00:12:03Can hate this place, sorry
00:12:13Harley Hernandez makes 15 million a year for 10 years
00:12:20That's softball anyway, you can't hit I can hit I
00:12:26I
00:12:28Think I had a lead on some money
00:12:35Really
00:12:37Who is he
00:12:40Producer he has money. Yes. You sure? Yes, and he has a script. He's gonna call you in a week. Here's your number
00:12:47Yes, ma'am today. Yes, I call you a week from today. Yes
00:12:50Yes
00:12:52Can I quit yeah, no tell me to give him a week
00:13:00And then what
00:13:03What do you mean then what then he calls me did you never yes, of course he has my name
00:13:09Love the script
00:13:14No, just be patient just give me some time
00:13:21Because he's gonna call give him a week
00:13:26Okay
00:13:29Now get out get out
00:13:34Yes, it's gonna be a little tight, but if we got a bail I'm just gonna cut and run it's not like I paid for it
00:13:41anyways
00:13:42You mean a wireless? Yeah, I know
00:13:45I'm working on it. Yeah. Okay. Can you hold that please?
00:13:51All right, so here's the deal security rolls once an hour every hour it's one guy and there's no way he'd catch both of us
00:13:57There is now
00:14:01So he takes a smoke break every hour, yeah, what time is it? That's about 1120. I think it's time we start
00:14:14We get split up run back that way double back around the building and pick up the camera
00:14:19Well, it depends on how close they are
00:14:31There we go, check it out nice he's got the guard check right here you go
00:14:44Well, hold on
00:14:50Oh
00:15:00Right, well the characters need multiple escape routes for visuals obviously
00:15:06What about pole vault
00:15:11Well, they could hide it at the mark
00:15:13Yeah, and maybe one of those mini trampolines
00:15:15No still turn jetpack now cuz if you did that you'd have to get a stunt double because you know the actors were just
00:15:29Larry
00:15:30You know him? Yeah
00:15:32Guy came into the store today asked me to fake a card for him after he saw everything I had on display shit
00:15:37Then he tells me he's got a two million dollar collection
00:15:40Does
00:15:46He's driving a piece of shit like that
00:15:58There it is, okay
00:16:00So, you know what? We need like a distraction
00:16:04Like a third person or something somebody faking a heart attack
00:16:06You know, like a third person or something.
00:16:08Somebody faking a heart attack or a...
00:16:10Like a smoke bomb or something, you know?
00:16:12A diversion.
00:16:13Yeah.
00:16:14You know, I have been thinking about writing a third character.
00:16:16Well, see, if you did that,
00:16:17actually, we could bring in somebody famous.
00:16:19You know, put him in for only, like, one scene.
00:16:22Hey, watch the monitor, man.
00:16:28And...
00:16:32Yeah, you like that? You like that?
00:16:34Come on.
00:16:37Ah!
00:16:40Oh, my God.
00:16:42Well...
00:16:45The hero turns him in.
00:16:47This brings more exposure to the hero.
00:16:51Maybe he'd actually get to meet Chris Clayton
00:16:53at, like, this big old press conference.
00:16:55Cool.
00:16:56Where's security at?
00:16:58Ah, oh, crap. Next run over, man.
00:17:00Let's get out of here.
00:17:04Let's go.
00:17:18Oh, he is so freaked out.
00:17:22Well, the pic worked.
00:17:23Yeah, so did the monitor.
00:17:25Okay, so...
00:17:27The way I'm figuring it,
00:17:29the characters can get in and out in about ten minutes?
00:17:32Yeah. Remind me to write that down.
00:17:34All right.
00:17:44So that's the script?
00:17:45Yes, sir.
00:17:49And it's all yours?
00:17:50All mine.
00:17:58How much?
00:18:00That's based on your reaction.
00:18:06My reaction, huh?
00:18:08Look, I know you're gonna love it.
00:18:10That said, my partners and I are putting hard numbers to a business plan.
00:18:13We just wanted to give you first look.
00:18:31What have you got now?
00:18:45Hello.
00:18:51Yes, sir.
00:18:53Could you hold on a minute?
00:18:57Look, Tim,
00:18:59I'm sure I'm gonna love it,
00:19:01but I gotta take this call.
00:19:03Thanks. I'll call you, okay?
00:19:10Plan is perfect.
00:19:11Thank you, sir.
00:19:13Nobody's gonna keep an eye on a Russian cop in Dallas, Texas.
00:19:16Dallas, Texas?
00:19:18Dallas, Texas.
00:19:20This cop belongs to Russia.
00:19:22I agree with you.
00:19:24It's a disgrace to all the hockey fans out there.
00:19:27It's a sin.
00:19:29I couldn't...
00:19:31I couldn't put...
00:19:33I couldn't agree with your sentiment.
00:19:36Larry, one million dollars.
00:19:43All for you, Larry.
00:19:45It'll make you rich and a legend.
00:19:47I'll deliver it to you at your location,
00:19:49at the time we specify.
00:19:51Yes, that's perfect.
00:19:54Thank you. Goodbye.
00:19:58God bless.
00:20:08It's a lot of money.
00:20:23Oh, my God.
00:20:29Oh, jeez.
00:20:32What the fuck?
00:20:38What the fuck?
00:20:41Did you say anything to him?
00:20:43No, I said nothing to him.
00:20:45You said nothing to him?
00:20:47No, I said nothing to him.
00:20:49You said nothing to him?
00:20:51No, I said nothing to him.
00:20:57I didn't say anything to anybody.
00:20:59I swear, it wasn't me.
00:21:00How did that fucking kid know
00:21:02that we were gonna steal that fucking cop?
00:21:05I don't know. It wasn't me, okay?
00:21:07Me.
00:21:08God damn!
00:21:10Jeez.
00:21:14Jesus H.
00:21:17What am I gonna do?
00:21:21Oh, man. What are we gonna do?
00:21:28Dude, you guys are gonna flip out.
00:21:31I'm sorry. It's gone.
00:21:33The head of the department had me
00:21:35nuke those drives for the editors.
00:21:37Ex-students coming up in here,
00:21:38working, and they couldn't get there.
00:21:40Graduation piece is finished.
00:21:44You backed everything up.
00:21:46Where?
00:21:48Brain?
00:21:50Graduation.
00:21:52What the fuck is this school doing?
00:21:54This is an art school.
00:21:55Nothing you do here matters
00:21:57until after you graduate.
00:22:00There's nothing I can do.
00:22:03Sorry, fellas.
00:22:21What the fuck?
00:22:24Look, man, I know that edit by heart.
00:22:27Give me a week, I'll put it back together.
00:22:32I know, Jack.
00:22:43Gentlemen, I am so very sorry.
00:22:45It's a no-budget short film.
00:22:47I understand that.
00:22:49But really, do you think you're gonna get
00:22:51any clients from this?
00:22:53Clients? We are the clients.
00:22:55We're not trying to shoot commercials.
00:22:57And that's exactly my concern.
00:22:59You see, I have just a little bit of a problem
00:23:01with these little independent
00:23:03film production projects.
00:23:05They don't make any money.
00:23:07Not if you don't give us our negative, we don't.
00:23:09Render us payment and we'll surrender the negative.
00:23:13Didn't Bob mention our deferment agreement?
00:23:16Maybe he did.
00:23:18Maybe he did. Maybe he didn't.
00:23:20I don't know. In any case, he's no longer here.
00:23:22I am.
00:23:24And just between the two of you and me,
00:23:26this is evidence as to why.
00:23:28You're really gonna hold our negative?
00:23:30Yes, sir.
00:23:32How much?
00:23:36Looks like $4,200.
00:23:39Do you like baseball?
00:23:43I have assigned Jerome Ordonez home run ball.
00:23:48Ooh.
00:23:51Look.
00:23:53Do you two want to work out a payment plan with me?
00:23:59Take out security.
00:24:01Get the cup.
00:24:04And relaxation.
00:24:07Take out security.
00:24:09Get the cup.
00:24:18Start out with a wide shot.
00:24:20From back here, we can probably just go into a close-up
00:24:22on the front door.
00:24:24Here on the slide with, like, a Bolex or something.
00:24:30What's this guy doing?
00:24:34I do not know.
00:24:39I hope they're not beefing up security with the cup coming.
00:24:43No.
00:24:45He's not security.
00:25:42What the fuck, punk?
00:25:46Ah!
00:25:48Get your...
00:25:50Ah!
00:25:52Ooh!
00:25:56Ooh!
00:25:58Ah!
00:26:00Ah!
00:26:02Ah!
00:26:04Ah!
00:26:06Ah!
00:26:08Ah!
00:26:10Ooh.
00:26:12God.
00:26:17I'm not fucking ready for that.
00:26:25Okay.
00:26:41Okay.
00:26:47Tim called for you.
00:26:49He said he has excellent news.
00:26:51Seriously?
00:26:53Yep. He said you need to call him back ASAP.
00:26:55Holy shit.
00:26:57I wonder if he really got the money.
00:26:59Dude, I hope so.
00:27:01What happened to your neck?
00:27:03Check this out.
00:27:05Got these scars right here.
00:27:11Hello?
00:27:13Hey, what's up, superstar?
00:27:15I don't know. You tell me.
00:27:17I will tell you.
00:27:19All our problems are solved.
00:27:21Come on, King.
00:27:23What have you been crying about the whole time I've known you?
00:27:25I got the money.
00:27:27You got the money?
00:27:29Yeah, baby, I got all the money.
00:27:31They want to write the checks, and they loved your script.
00:27:33Well, they should.
00:27:35So what's the agreement?
00:27:37We're going. We're going to have to get together and meet with them
00:27:39and sign some papers and put together a budget.
00:27:41Wow. I can't believe it.
00:27:43And you know what?
00:27:45You need to get this thing together soon, because we're going to meet right away.
00:27:47Hey, thanks, Tim.
00:27:49Well, you can thank me when we premiere at Sundance.
00:27:51I don't know if Sundance is the best showcase.
00:27:53Whatever. Just get the budget together, okay?
00:27:55All right, man.
00:28:02What happened?
00:28:04We got the money.
00:28:07Praise the Lord.
00:28:13I got the money.
00:28:16You're going to quit?
00:28:18Hell yeah.
00:28:20Well, take me with you.
00:28:22Okay.
00:28:25What can I do?
00:28:29Art director.
00:28:33Sweet.
00:28:37Okay.
00:28:42We got the money.
00:28:45You got the money for the negative?
00:28:47Mm-mm. New negative.
00:28:49Feature.
00:28:53Feature?
00:28:55Yep. And we want to book two weeks for dailies.
00:28:58Cassandra.
00:29:00We have a new feature booking in.
00:29:02Will you please come and show these two gentlemen around?
00:29:13Let me show you around.
00:29:27Key grip.
00:29:29Two weeks?
00:29:31Yeah, gaffer.
00:29:33Two weeks.
00:29:35Assistant.
00:29:37No, you don't get paid.
00:29:39I'm sorry.
00:29:41I'm sorry.
00:29:43I'm sorry.
00:29:45I'm sorry.
00:29:47I'm sorry.
00:29:49I'm sorry.
00:29:51I'm sorry.
00:29:53I'm sorry.
00:29:55You don't get paid.
00:30:25Full deal. Map box, camera, everything.
00:30:27About $1,500 a day.
00:30:29Without the lens.
00:30:55$2,500 a day.
00:30:57Without the lens.
00:31:03$5,500 a day.
00:31:05Without the lens.
00:31:11No, my rate's $4.50 a day.
00:31:15It's a 10-hour day.
00:31:17It's a 10-hour day.
00:31:25$4.50 a day.
00:31:31What's your daily rate?
00:31:33$4.50 a day?
00:31:35$3.50.
00:31:39$300.
00:31:40All right, yeah, we'll be in touch.
00:31:42Thanks.
00:31:44OK.
00:31:46Oh, that's great.
00:31:55Okay, with your discount, that'll be $500 an hour, plus prep, plus processing, plus
00:32:16tape stock, plus...
00:32:17If we just outright grab it, outrun him, go to the fake, make the switch, they're not
00:32:28going to know what hit them until I'm gone.
00:32:35You keep saying I. I mean your character, right?
00:32:41Yeah, that's the way to go.
00:32:44Like grab it?
00:32:45That's the way to do it. I mean, that's the way anyone would do it. It's ballsy. It's
00:32:50like rugby.
00:32:51What if we just got, like, the smoke and mirrors and shit, you know, the whole illusion, sleeping
00:32:55gas kind of thing going on?
00:32:58Yeah, I'll think about that.
00:33:03I told you this place is perfect. This is going to be so easy.
00:33:10You actually think about doing this, aren't you?
00:33:16I'm actually thinking of not borrowing any money to make this film. I mean, we've worked
00:33:21so hard already, and I don't want to go away owing everything. We're the ones that have
00:33:25done all the hard work, all the legwork. We wrote the script, we've done all the production.
00:33:29Some joker's going to walk in here and write a check and then take all the credit. That's
00:33:33not what I'm doing this for.
00:33:34You could go to prison, King. Never to finish the film. Ten more years of talking about
00:33:39it. No.
00:33:42You don't think all this research is going to pay off? What are we doing all this hard
00:33:46work for?
00:33:47No, King, we're going to take the money. That's the way it's done. We're fucking lucky just
00:33:52to have gotten a deal this far.
00:33:56I was just thinking out loud.
00:33:57Yeah, leave it to the characters, all right?
00:34:04Hey, what's up?
00:34:05Hey, how's it going?
00:34:06I'm good. How are you?
00:34:07I'm all right. So, how is everything?
00:34:08I think we're ready to go.
00:34:09Okay.
00:34:10We've got the shooting script, production, crew, talent, gear. The only thing we need
00:34:11to finalize is the budget.
00:34:12Great. So, are you ready for me to take it?
00:34:13No.
00:34:14I'm sorry. I thought you'd want me to present it.
00:34:15If we're all going to be at the meeting, then why wouldn't I just bring it?
00:34:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:34:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:34:47I'll get an address, but you know what? I'll call later for sure.
00:34:49Sounds good. Thank you, appreciate it.
00:34:51You're welcome.
00:34:52Hey, King. Get some sleep, man. You look stressed.
00:35:14Hello?
00:35:15Larry?
00:35:16Yes, sir.
00:35:20Sir. Yes, sir. We're right on schedule.
00:35:25When can I expect to be paid?
00:35:27First the cop, then the money. Cash.
00:35:34That's a lot of cash. It makes me nervous.
00:35:40That's how it works, Larry.
00:35:43The cop? Million dollars?
00:35:48Oh, you'll manage. Yeah.
00:35:52Oh, you'll buy a lot of baseball cups.
00:35:59Good day.
00:36:13Oh, God, man.
00:36:16Yeah.
00:36:17Larry, it's Tim. Hey, I just wanted to verify our meeting for tomorrow, my crew's wedding.
00:36:25And you want the money?
00:36:27Yes, sir, the money is the issue.
00:36:29Okay, okay, look, look, we'll meet tomorrow, just like we said.
00:36:34Great, where should we meet?
00:36:37Look, look, let me call you back, Tim, okay?
00:36:40Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me an hour or so, okay?
00:36:45Okay, I'll be waiting.
00:36:49Tim's a little slimy, huh?
00:36:51Yeah, but only the slimy guys get the money, man.
00:36:55Hey, I'm just glad we didn't make the movie.
00:36:57Shit.
00:36:59You know what?
00:37:00What?
00:37:01Shit, man, you think he's a cop?
00:37:04No, why would a cop be outside a restaurant?
00:37:07So I thought, you know, I gotta go.
00:37:29No, why would a cop be outside?
00:37:31Well, you snoop around a lot.
00:37:34Sucks, Jack.
00:37:35How in the hell did they find my apartment?
00:37:38Fuck if I know.
00:37:40He's going through with it.
00:38:00Did you find out who he was working with?
00:38:03Well, I got a possible location.
00:38:05This punk-ass motherfucker is working with whoever the fuck is in there.
00:38:11I think.
00:38:13Now you tell me what to do.
00:38:15Okay, okay.
00:38:16Get back here.
00:38:18We need to get ready.
00:38:20His partners will show their faces soon enough.
00:38:22Okay, I'm on my way.
00:38:25Bad, bad, bad.
00:38:45This is so bad.
00:38:52This is bad.
00:38:54They're setting us up, you know that.
00:38:55Yeah, it doesn't look very good.
00:38:57All right, hold up.
00:38:59This guy comes to the store, some of the guys at the museum, and they're sitting outside your apartment?
00:39:05What do these guys want?
00:39:09I don't know.
00:39:12Want to confront him?
00:39:17I don't know.
00:39:19You think they're vice cops?
00:39:21Hey, look.
00:39:22He came to me to counterfeit that card, and he never said he was going to sell it.
00:39:25That's true.
00:39:26Cops don't have collections like that, man.
00:39:32No doubt he's blackmailing us.
00:39:35How would he ever find out who it was?
00:39:37I don't know.
00:39:38It's sick.
00:39:40The whole thing is sick.
00:39:43He wrote an entire screenplay about it.
00:39:45Crazy fucking bastard.
00:39:48Maybe he's just a really big fan of irony.
00:39:56You know?
00:39:59Maybe you're right.
00:40:01Maybe he's just got a really funny sense of humor.
00:40:07What are we going to do about it?
00:40:09I don't know.
00:40:10Probably he's not going to get out of my head.
00:40:13I'm sure as hell not going to pay him off.
00:40:18So you tell me, Mookie.
00:40:21What are we going to do about it?
00:40:44Tim, it's Larry.
00:40:52I like your budget.
00:40:54Let's do lunch just like we talked about.
00:40:57Little place I have?
00:40:592600 Throckmorton?
00:41:01Oh yeah.
00:41:02And don't forget to bring your partners with you.
00:41:05See you later.
00:41:12King!
00:41:13Hey, it's Tim here.
00:41:14Look, we finally have a meeting with the producer.
00:41:17Look, I'm preparing the limited partnership forms right now.
00:41:20Just, you know, let me handle the numbers
00:41:22and you concentrate on selling the story.
00:41:25Oh yeah, here, it's at 2600 Throckmorton at 1 o'clock.
00:41:30All right, buddy?
00:41:31See you tomorrow.
00:41:40It's the city.
00:41:43All right, so how do I look?
00:41:46Unrecognizable.
00:41:48No, I'm kidding, you look good.
00:41:49So are you excited?
00:41:50Yeah, you?
00:41:51Yeah, I'm excited.
00:41:53You know, I never thought we'd be this close to the money.
00:42:02All right.
00:42:10Motherfucker.
00:42:19This is such bullshit.
00:42:21I'm getting really tired of this shit.
00:42:43I'm so fucking pissed off.
00:42:47So what are we going to do now?
00:42:51Want to scare him?
00:42:52Yeah, I do.
00:42:53Why don't you go around back, take the car,
00:42:55I'm going to go right in through the front door.
00:42:57Sweet.
00:42:58Can I fix your drink, Tim?
00:43:00Yeah, thanks.
00:43:01Hang on a minute, let me get these lights first.
00:43:05Yeah, I didn't know you owned this place.
00:43:07Really?
00:43:10I thought you knew a lot.
00:43:13Well, I know a few things.
00:43:32So, where's your crew?
00:43:36It's 1230.
00:43:37Yeah, I don't know.
00:43:38You know, they're supposed to be here.
00:43:41About this business plan, this is mine.
00:43:43My say so.
00:43:44These guys are just laborers.
00:43:46I'm the boss.
00:43:56Well, I'll tell you what, while we're waiting,
00:44:00Let me show you somewhere.
00:44:31All right, motherfuckers, come out with your hands up.
00:44:33It's the police.
00:44:45Put your hands up.
00:44:55Put your hands up.
00:45:10No cops, no cops.
00:45:30Lock the door, get in the van.
00:45:31He took a fucking picture.
00:45:33No, go for the tree.
00:46:02Go for the tree.
00:46:29There's a fucking cop in the game, right?
00:46:50All right.
00:47:19Let's see if they get up.
00:47:33Shit.
00:47:43These guys are gonna kill us, you know that.
00:47:53Yeah, I know.
00:47:55Oh, shit.
00:48:24Don't worry.
00:48:25I know where they live.
00:48:53Let's go.
00:49:20There's no body.
00:49:21There's no evidence.
00:49:22There's no crime.
00:49:23They're gonna clean it up.
00:49:25No, man.
00:49:27We got pictures.
00:49:28Two eyewitnesses.
00:49:33No.
00:49:34They're fucked, right?
00:49:36But they saw us.
00:49:41So what do we do?
00:49:45Call the cops?
00:49:46No, I don't.
00:49:49I know where I live.
00:49:52Shit.
00:50:15Hey.
00:50:16Where's Stacy?
00:50:18I don't know.
00:50:19I guess she left.
00:50:21They called me in about three.
00:50:26Is there a phone I can use?
00:50:27It's over there.
00:50:29Do you all know how to work this?
00:50:37I want that camera.
00:50:43Hello.
00:50:44Stacy, where you at?
00:50:45I'm in the back of a van being kidnapped.
00:50:48What?
00:50:53King?
00:50:55Maybe.
00:50:56King, old buddy.
00:50:58Hey, this is getting a little bit out of hand.
00:51:02What do you want?
00:51:04Well, I need for you to quit blackmailing me.
00:51:11You are so fucking whack, dude.
00:51:14I'm not trying to blackmail you for shit.
00:51:17Keep in mind, I'm not the one that got caught killing somebody in front of somebody else with a fucking camera.
00:51:24Oh, fuck him.
00:51:26I'm concerned about the damn cup, and you're fucking it all up.
00:51:29What?
00:51:31The cup.
00:51:32Don't play stupid.
00:51:34You are not getting that cup.
00:51:36You are not getting a dime out of me.
00:51:38And you are not keeping me from getting it.
00:51:42It's time to calm down.
00:51:44You lose, King.
00:51:47What do you want?
00:51:49I want you to do nothing for 24 hours.
00:51:55If I see you, if I hear you, I will hunt you down, and I will eventually find you.
00:52:03Not to mention what Mookie's going to do to your girlfriend here.
00:52:08After 24 hours, you will get directions on where to deliver the camera in exchange for the girl.
00:52:15Don't fuck with the camera.
00:52:21Okay.
00:52:22Remember this, punk bitch.
00:52:23I know you.
00:52:25I know where you're going to be before you're there.
00:52:55Fuck.
00:53:25Keep looking.
00:53:39Jack.
00:53:43He stole my script.
00:53:49He killed him to steal the script?
00:53:51I told you it was good.
00:53:54Oh, shit.
00:53:56But he said he's getting the cup.
00:54:00He's getting the heist.
00:54:03Why kill your idea, man?
00:54:06He said he was tired of me blackmailing, though.
00:54:10Dude, the script is blackmailing.
00:54:14He wanted to steal it before he even read it.
00:54:17God, that dumbass put his name on it.
00:54:19I told you it was good.
00:54:31Tim, it's Larry.
00:54:32I like your budget.
00:54:34Let's do lunch just like we talked about.
00:54:37Little place I have, 2600 Throckmorton.
00:54:41Oh, yeah.
00:54:42And don't forget to bring your partners with you.
00:54:45See you later.
00:54:54Let's just turn in O.J. real fast.
00:54:56So what do you want to do?
00:55:19Alan, what the fuck are you doing?
00:55:21I don't have my rent.
00:55:22I can't get it done without it.
00:55:23I can't do it without it.
00:55:25I know you don't have your wrench,
00:55:26but we're not even using that shit.
00:55:28Well, I'll tell you what.
00:55:29I need that wrench so I can get this done for you anyway.
00:55:33You need your wrench.
00:55:40Are you hearing the same fucking shit I'm hearing?
00:55:43Well, you want me to tell him what to do?
00:55:46You fucking high?
00:55:47You think I'm going to give that big motherfucker orders?
00:55:50Did Jeff tell you that we painted the floors earlier?
00:55:54I had no idea.
00:55:55I had no idea.
00:55:57I also didn't tell him about the fucking problems in the Middle East.
00:56:00You want me to catch him up on that shit?
00:56:03What the fuck do you keep looking at me for?
00:56:06Do I have Union Boss printed on my shirt?
00:56:17Hey, I heard that.
00:56:18I come down there.
00:56:19High school, dude.
00:56:20You can't fix it with your teeth, Alan.
00:56:22That's when I'm supposed to be using the electrical things.
00:56:24Hey, try clamping your ass cheeks down.
00:56:26I'll see if you can turn it that way.
00:56:28Okay, you guys continue to work
00:56:31and figure out what this dude wants.
00:56:34You're working your ass off, Jesus.
00:56:38Go shave your head again, motherfucker.
00:56:43Tim comes staggering out, gashing his neck.
00:56:46This clown comes out right behind him,
00:56:48finishes him off right in front of us.
00:56:50He comes.
00:56:53This has to go down rock.
00:56:55I mean, there can't be any bullshit.
00:57:00Oh, damn.
00:57:04Black people don't do hockey.
00:57:09Black people don't like hockey?
00:57:11Hell no.
00:57:16So do I get to hurt him?
00:57:23Perfect.
00:57:30Do you have what I need?
00:57:36Um, I'll tell you where we'll be meeting later, okay?
00:57:45All right.
00:57:47Later tonight we'll be finished, we'll have what we need,
00:57:50and I'll tell your boyfriend where you are.
00:57:53Well, boss, I thought we were meeting Boris here with the cup.
00:57:56Shut up.
00:57:57She doesn't need to know that shit.
00:57:58I just thought we would move her after we got it here.
00:58:00Shut up, shut up, you stupid motherfucker.
00:58:11You fucking be good, Stacy, and you won't die.
00:58:14How's that?
00:58:29Listen, I just traded a script for some major cards.
00:58:31It's some pretty good swag.
00:58:32And you need to come collect right away, all right?
00:58:37Yeah, bring a van and the deli, because this dude's got a lot of shit.
00:58:41Ah, so you know that place.
00:58:43All right, then you know what I'm talking about.
00:58:50I don't know.
00:58:51You think this will all fit in the van?
00:59:02Can I get my hands on that motherfucker?
00:59:06Son of a bitch.
00:59:32Test, test, test.
00:59:45Jack, you read me?
00:59:47Yeah, we're good to go.
00:59:50Perry, you read me?
00:59:55Yeah, we're good to go.
00:59:57All right, guys, I'm putting on the microphone.
01:00:17That one's yours.
01:00:27You ready to knock this motherfucker out?
01:00:31All right, guys, I'm ready.
01:00:33Hey, defense wins games now.
01:00:35All right, guys, we're back.
01:01:05No.
01:01:16What?
01:01:17That's not gonna work.
01:01:19Try this hat.
01:01:25That's pretty good, Inspector Gadget.
01:01:27All right.
01:01:28Mustache.
01:01:29There you go.
01:01:31The Casanova.
01:01:35That's what the ladies call me.
01:01:40Okay, there's Larry and the big guy.
01:01:46Here's the camera.
01:01:48Okay.
01:01:49Just like the script.
01:01:50Just like the script.
01:01:52Let's do this.
01:02:04Okay, now remember, when he goes down,
01:02:28head for the car and pick me up in the back.
01:02:30You want me to just walk up and grab it?
01:02:32Yes, I want you to just walk up and grab it.
01:02:35Should I use my knife?
01:02:37Yes, you can use your knife if you want to.
01:02:40Just go.
01:02:41Okay, okay.
01:02:57So, is this a museum of science?
01:03:00No, no.
01:03:01Museum of science is on Pearl.
01:03:05Go right out this door, take a left,
01:03:08and you'll come to St. Paul Street.
01:03:10Take a right on St. Paul until it crosses Pearl,
01:03:15and the Museum of Science is right on the corner.
01:03:23There'll be a police officer on the corner named Pete.
01:03:25He's got a bad leg, but he can still communicate with it.
01:03:29He's a nice guy.
01:03:30To help you.
01:03:31Bitch, guys, where is this trophy at?
01:03:34I've been sent to take it.
01:03:36You're in the right place, but you can't.
01:03:38No, no, you can't have this camera.
01:03:39You can't.
01:03:40Come on.
01:03:41Let me have the camera.
01:03:42Calm down.
01:03:43You cannot have that camera in here.
01:03:45I've got to get lots of pictures.
01:03:46We're going to put it on TV.
01:03:47Yeah, but I don't know who you talk to,
01:03:49but you can't have this camera in here.
01:03:51You're going to have to.
01:03:52Cameras are forbidden in here.
01:03:53You're going to have to.
01:03:54Calm down, bro.
01:03:55I was told I could come take video images.
01:03:57You're going to have to leave that camera.
01:03:59Calm down.
01:04:00Come on.
01:04:01Let me have the camera.
01:04:02You can do whatever you want.
01:04:04You don't understand.
01:04:05You cannot have that camera in here.
01:04:07I'm going to take the pictures of the trophy.
01:04:09That's what I was sent down to do.
01:04:10Give me the camera.
01:04:11You can't.
01:04:12You're going to have to leave your camera.
01:04:13I don't know anything about this.
01:04:14No.
01:04:15Come here.
01:04:16Give me the camera.
01:04:18What the hell is wrong with that kid?
01:04:21He must be a hockey fan.
01:04:23Hey, are you a big hockey fan, Larry?
01:04:26Larry?
01:04:30Can I take your picture, Larry?
01:04:34Why do you want to fuck with me?
01:04:47Okay.
01:04:48Okay.
01:04:49Get it.
01:04:50Get it.
01:04:56Get it.
01:05:24Kidnapping?
01:05:25Attempted armed robbery?
01:05:26Oh, my God.
01:05:27Is that you?
01:05:28Committing what?
01:05:30Murder?
01:05:55Come on.
01:06:26Come on.
01:06:27Come on.
01:06:55Okay.
01:06:56So, who's got the trophy now?
01:06:57It's an old guy.
01:06:58Best way I can describe him to you, gray hat, gray mustache.
01:06:59Hell, he was gray.
01:07:00But he moved pretty fast for an old guy.
01:07:01Yeah, and the old guy said that you were the one who killed him.
01:07:02Yeah.
01:07:03Yeah.
01:07:04Yeah.
01:07:05Yeah.
01:07:06Yeah.
01:07:07Yeah.
01:07:08Yeah.
01:07:09Yeah.
01:07:10Yeah.
01:07:11Yeah.
01:07:12Yeah.
01:07:13Yeah.
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01:07:15Yeah.
01:07:16Yeah.
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01:08:19Yeah.
01:08:20Yeah.
01:08:21Yeah.
01:08:23Yeah.
01:08:32Is that the money?
01:08:33Where's the cup?
01:08:41Yes.
01:08:42Take it.
01:08:43It's all here.
01:08:44Come back here.
01:08:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:08:53Sit down there, dude.
01:08:55It's all there.
01:09:04Bless you.
01:09:06No problem at all.
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01:11:24What the fuck?
01:11:34Who's there?
01:11:35Ha.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:54What the fuck?
01:11:55Yeah.
01:11:56What's that?
01:11:57Oh.
01:11:58Who is that?
01:11:59Oh, that's the mom?
01:12:00Yeah.
01:12:01What the fuck?
01:12:02Who's that?
01:12:03That's the dad.
01:12:05What the fuck?
01:12:06That's a mother, man.
01:12:07What the fuck?
01:12:08Oh, God.
01:12:09What the fuck?
01:12:10Fuck.
01:12:11Oh, God.
01:12:12What the fuck?
01:12:13Oh, God.
01:12:14Oh, God.
01:12:15The next day, she was in a car.
01:12:17What happened to her?
01:12:18You'll never guess.
01:12:19What happened to her?
01:12:20Are you crazy?
01:12:21You know, where the fuck is somebody going to hide that cup?
01:12:27You can't walk around with it.
01:12:29It's the fucking cup.
01:12:31Sorry.
01:12:35He's a professional mob leader for God's sakes.
01:12:38Yeah.
01:12:39That was a textbook heist.
01:12:40Textbook.
01:12:41Woo!
01:12:42That cup is probably half way to Japan by now.
01:12:46Japan.
01:12:47Japan.
01:12:48Japanese.
01:12:50That's what I saw.
01:12:51That's probably it.
01:12:53I think it was Russian, but...
01:12:59Russian, Japan.
01:13:07Going downtown?
01:13:09Going downtown.
01:13:11We'll do that.
01:13:13We're going downtown.
01:13:20Yeah.
01:13:29What the hell?
01:13:31He's a drunk.
01:13:33Gotta be careful.
01:13:35Jeez, my God.
01:13:40Oh my God, what the hell?
01:13:45Hey, you random guy.
01:13:46Look what I found.
01:13:47Oh shit.
01:13:48That's a motherfucking cup right there.
01:13:50That's what we were just talking about.
01:13:52What are you talking about?
01:13:54Where'd you find that?
01:13:56I don't know.
01:13:58Did you put it there?
01:13:59Oh shit.
01:14:00You gotta be kidding me.
01:14:02That's a fucking cup.
01:14:04Oh, hang on.
01:14:05I gotta tell you.
01:14:06Hang on.
01:14:07This is way...
01:14:08This is too much.
01:14:09I gotta go search some more water.
01:14:11Oh, it's the water vapor.
01:14:13It's the vapor.
01:14:15Come on.
01:14:17Wait a minute.
01:14:21Wait, wait, hang on.
01:14:23No, wait, wait a minute.
01:14:24I work the train.
01:14:26So I'm gonna be the next one.
01:14:32I'm getting off.
01:14:33Congratulations.
01:14:34Have a great day.
01:14:47You.
01:14:49You.
01:14:51You.
01:14:53You.
01:14:55You.
01:14:57You.
01:14:59You.
01:15:01You.
01:15:03You.
01:15:05You.
01:15:07You.
01:15:09You.
01:15:11You.
01:15:13You.
01:15:15You.
01:15:20Everything revolves around...
01:15:22She was deep for the most part.
01:15:23Yes, because we're exactly mirrored.
01:15:26That's so much fun.
01:16:26What?
01:16:27You don't like that, Jack?
01:16:28No, I was just...
01:16:29It's to look?
01:16:30It's to look... to pose.
01:16:31Hey.
01:16:32Oh, so much fun.
01:16:33Sup?
01:16:34We were waiting for the line.
01:16:35Kyle!
01:16:36What's up?
01:16:37Alright.
01:16:38Kyle!
01:16:39Dude, what?
01:16:40What?
01:16:41Oh, my God.
01:16:42What?
01:16:43Is the light on?
01:16:44Yeah.
01:16:45What?
01:16:46Oh, my God.
01:16:47Kyle! Dude, what?
01:16:53You guys are killing me.
01:16:57Okay, no name.
01:16:59What's up, jackass?
01:17:01Actually, you say, hey, Kyle, down here.
01:17:03Hey, pig fucker.
01:17:05Can I say that, please, just once?
01:17:09Holy shit!
01:17:11You okay?
01:17:13Yeah, I'm good.
01:17:15Man, you gotta be careful there.
01:17:19What do we got here?
01:17:23I'll be dipped in shit.
01:17:25Lucky.
01:17:27Hey, you, random guy,
01:17:29look what I found.
01:17:31Oh, shit.
01:17:39This doesn't help when you start laughing.
01:17:41Yeah.
01:17:45That's weird.
01:17:49Look how funny is your inside voice?
01:17:53This is a great movie.
01:17:55What?
01:17:57You want me to steal it?
01:18:15Dude, it's your lucky day.
01:18:27Okay.
01:18:33Alright, kid.
01:18:35Did it sound alright?
01:18:45Yeah.
01:18:47Yeah.
01:18:49Yeah.
01:18:51Yeah.
01:18:53Yeah.
01:18:55Yeah.
01:18:57Yeah.
01:18:59Yeah.
01:19:01Yeah.
01:19:03Yeah.
01:19:05Yeah.
01:19:07Yeah.
01:19:09Yeah.
01:19:11Yeah.
01:19:13Yeah.
01:19:15Yeah.
01:19:17Yeah.
01:19:19Yeah.
01:19:21Yeah.
01:19:23Yeah.
01:19:25Yeah.
01:19:27Yeah.
01:19:29Yeah.
01:19:31Yeah.
01:19:33Yeah.
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01:19:41I think about the wonderful people
01:19:43Cause nothing here is wrong and nothing here is deceitful
01:19:45Can't decide if I will ever leave when I need to
01:19:48It's hard to go back to when nobody believed you
01:19:51If I thought I'd ever come back, you know I'd bring you
01:19:54Damn, I got a lot of wishes I need to come true
01:19:57Doing this, original
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01:20:02I'm doing this, original
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01:20:07Billy the Kid lived his life by the gun
01:20:09Putting holes in the hearts of people just for fun
01:20:12Ruining lives and then writing to the sun
01:20:15It's cold blooded killers live life on the run
01:20:17Bring back the days of afternoon naps
01:20:20Biggest problem then was who could play jacks
01:20:23Nowadays my life is littered by the fact
01:20:25That I want to find the reef
01:20:27But it's hard to stay true to that
01:20:28I try to find the reef, I believe it to be beautiful
01:20:31Floating in the ocean, still standing on my pedestal
01:20:33Feeling in my arms growing a heart like metal
01:20:36Swimming to the shores of life, the truth missed a few
01:20:39Music brings a feeling deep inside of me, I think you know
01:20:41Truthfully I try to speak through melodies instead of flow
01:20:44Time to write a song cause I was bored and there's nobody home
01:20:47Guess it's strange how some people will do whenever they're left alone
01:20:49Can't stop the feeling, I got to keep it going
01:20:52Till the last breath comes out of my chest, I'm flowing
01:20:55Tall tales of treachery teach our young to history
01:20:57Man's got a lot of problems, solvable eventually
01:21:00Doing this, original
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01:21:06I'm doing this, original
01:21:08What you hear comes from this individual
01:21:17I'm doing this, original
01:21:19What you hear comes from this individual