A LABBO 2024年10月01日 激論！「芸人のプライベート」見せる必要ある？
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00:00I started this show in April.
00:05It's been half a year.
00:07As a beauty and comedy show, I've been working on a lot of projects.
00:11Have you done it?
00:14Have you done it?
00:15No, I haven't.
00:16How was it?
00:17I've been looking at the microscope.
00:20I've been looking at the preparatory art.
00:22That was fun.
00:241.8 million views.
00:26I plan to make this show even better from today.
00:29It's going to be like this.
00:31Experimental Growth Variety.
00:33Here we go.
00:34Two A-masters who are not mature yet.
00:37They don't teach us at school, but they pursue what they want to know and grow.
00:42I see.
00:43Experimental Growth Variety means...
00:46You can do anything.
00:49It was good, wasn't it?
00:50A-lab.
00:52It was good to have a lab.
00:54There was a seat mask in the first draft.
00:59I couldn't have done this gear change.
01:03Here is today's theme.
01:06Let's get through the private production.
01:09Even at school and work, it's a private production that gives you a lot of trouble.
01:16It's because of my family YouTuber.
01:20It's because of my family YouTuber.
01:23It's because of my family YouTuber.
01:27Even though I've shown you so much.
01:30I don't know if I can show you.
01:32I don't know if I can show you.
01:34I don't have a will.
01:37I don't have a will.
01:38I don't have a will.
01:39I don't have a will.
01:40I don't have a will.
01:41Not only in general society, but also in a variety show.
01:45Private production.
01:48This time, we have invited a senior variety show.
01:52He knows the feelings of the production team.
02:00We will pursue the right way to deceive the audience.
02:14Nagano-san, you've started, haven't you?
02:18That's true.
02:21I couldn't say it earlier.
02:24What?
02:25I thought there was no fate with the variety show.
02:28You said it.
02:29You said a lot of bad words.
02:33I got angry at each department.
02:36Do you think that will lead to the loss of Nagano-like?
02:41I was worried.
02:42I see.
02:43I was worried.
02:45It's like a joke.
02:47That kind of thing.
02:49Even if you take it, it's surprisingly...
02:51You can do it!
02:55It's not such a blessed life, is it?
03:02I heard a few years ago that Nagano-san
03:04didn't talk about his family on TV at all.
03:07Has anyone noticed that?
03:09Someone told me that.
03:11Oh, that's right.
03:12I didn't even notice that I wasn't doing it.
03:14That's what I thought.
03:16I didn't notice that I wasn't doing it.
03:18That's what I was doing.
03:20Recently...
03:22I announced that I was married.
03:25That's a strategy, isn't it?
03:26That's right.
03:27I said it, but...
03:29I said it, so I don't know what else to say.
03:32It's a little rude, but...
03:34It's like Takeshi-san.
03:36Where is it?
03:38It's like a TV show.
03:40It's like Takeshi-san.
03:42He's a god after all.
03:44Don't you think I'm watching Takeshi-san?
03:46I'm not watching.
03:48I'm not watching.
03:49That's strange.
03:50I don't know if you're watching or not.
03:52It's a strategy.
03:54If I say something about marriage,
03:56I think I'll ask more questions.
03:58From the MC's point of view...
04:00Once...
04:02I asked Kano about his marriage life.
04:06He was pretty angry.
04:11He was so angry that he couldn't go on.
04:14What do you mean by angry?
04:16He was persistent.
04:18He said it's fine.
04:19It's really scary.
04:21Even if he gets angry,
04:23he doesn't say anything about it.
04:25There are people who say it.
04:27That's right, but...
04:29If he gets angry like that...
04:31If he gets angry like that,
04:34he won't be able to go on after the recording.
04:38From here on,
04:39we will simulate how to deceive people in a variety show.
04:44First, we will do a questionnaire for a love talk variety show.
04:51Will their answers be a good way to deceive people?
04:55Fujimon-san from Hyakusenrenba will check on the variety show.
04:59Honestly, the questionnaire might be a pain,
05:02but it's important.
05:03That's right.
05:05Do you understand?
05:06Yes, I do.
05:07This is Naran-san's questionnaire.
05:09What is the gesture of a man who is attracted to a woman?
05:12I'm attracted to women, so I tend to be attracted to women.
05:17Don't you have a more specific gesture?
05:21Don't you tend to be attracted to women?
05:24Like, I'm a woman.
05:27I think that's realistic for the viewers.
05:30If it's a man, it would be a big deal.
05:33So, it's not a lie?
05:35That's right.
05:36For example,
05:37it's not a questionnaire.
05:39It's a story about what you should draw.
05:43It's not such a blessed life.
05:46It doesn't matter if it's blessed or not.
05:48Draw it in more detail.
05:51But it's a TV show,
05:53so it's not realistic.
05:55If I draw more than this,
05:57I can't help it even if I draw a picture of my butt.
06:00It's a picture of my butt.
06:03It's weird, isn't it?
06:05It's a trick question,
06:07so I'm not good at tricking people.
06:09To be honest,
06:10I've only drawn this so far.
06:12If you draw this,
06:14it won't be reflected in the script of the variety show.
06:17But...
06:18It means that you have nowhere to go.
06:21That's true.
06:22I thought so at first.
06:24When I appeared in the story of Rassen.
06:26But recently, I've gained confidence.
06:28I don't think I need such a job.
06:32I can finally choose a job.
06:34Eight years ago, I denied myself.
06:36I was a director who wore a Supreme hat when I was about my son's age.
06:40Now that Nagano Senpuu is angry,
06:43he's trying to get into me.
06:45That's why I can draw this big.
06:48Can you draw it now?
06:50I can draw it now.
06:51By the way,
06:52this is a questionnaire from Mr. Murakami.
06:54Wow, you drew a lot.
06:55You're great.
06:57What is the behavior of a boy who drives a forklift?
07:01What?
07:02Is it faster to take off the tissue?
07:05It's a number, right?
07:06That's right.
07:07It's a number.
07:08It's a game.
07:09It's a game.
07:10Which one do you like the most?
07:13Please tell me the sweet and sour memories of your youth.
07:16You came out with a forklift again.
07:18You drove a forklift to my house.
07:22What?
07:24I like factories.
07:27For example, the belt conveyor.
07:29Why?
07:30Because of the distribution.
07:31I was in the distribution department at university.
07:33I like distribution.
07:35The distribution department is not a belt conveyor, is it?
07:39It's a machine.
07:40That's right.
07:41You've drawn a lot of things.
07:44It's disgusting.
07:46It's disgusting as a whole.
07:48Are you serious?
07:49No, I'm not.
07:51Did you really drive a forklift to my house?
07:53Yes.
07:55You're lying.
07:57You're lying.
07:58But isn't that good?
08:00It's mysterious.
08:03I don't know why you talk like that.
08:06That's right.
08:07That's really true.
08:09For example...
08:10I know you two think so, but I'm sure everyone wants to hear it.
08:14You can say you were drinking and take a picture.
08:18You said you didn't want to show it.
08:20Why didn't you ask me?
08:22What do you mean you don't want to show it?
08:24What kind of torture?
08:27What kind of joke is that?
08:29What kind of torture is that?
08:32It's a private production.
08:35That's what you mean.
08:36It's a torture of feelings.
08:38What are you talking about?
08:40That's not true.
08:41That's not true.
08:42Is it an anal of the heart?
08:43It's not an anal of the heart.
08:46This is...
08:48I don't want to say it's bad.
08:50I don't want to say it's bad.
08:52It was not on TV.
08:54But it was like a baseball team.
09:02It was like being in a hole.
09:04Anasagon?
09:06I was a member of Anasagon.
09:08Anasagon?
09:09I was in Anasagon's era.
09:12I know.
09:14I know.
09:16I know that.
09:18I know that.
09:20I thought he was an actor.
09:22I know that.
09:23I was called by this.
09:25When I was called, I threw up.
09:28I was thrown up by Anasagon.
09:31I was thrown up by Anasagon.
09:33When I first met him at the TV station.
09:36I was thrown up by Anasagon.
09:37The next simulation is a private talk that is suddenly played in the program.
09:44I was suddenly asked a question on the VTR.
09:49I think I'm good at deceiving at that time.
09:52I want you two to see what I'm doing.
09:56I've seen a day full of savings for a poor girl. How was it for you two?
10:01It was amazing.
10:03There are various techniques to overcome poverty.
10:07I don't know if I have to be so sharp.
10:10That's good.
10:11Do you two have a lot of housework at home?
10:15Do you do housework?
10:17Yes, I do.
10:19I also do a lot of housework.
10:21Housework?
10:22Yes.
10:23You're a housekeeper, aren't you?
10:25No, no, no.
10:27I don't need that.
10:29I don't have enough leg length.
10:32I see.
10:33Do you two clean the house?
10:36Yes, we do.
10:38When I went to the bathroom, I saw a lot of poop.
10:46I see.
10:47What is this?
10:49Why do you sympathize with the Kansai people?
10:52Mr. Suzuki appeared on the VTR.
10:55He said he was a fan of Mr. Kakukento.
10:58Who do you think is the coolest person in the entertainment world?
11:02I'm not in the entertainment world yet.
11:05I want to be in the entertainment world.
11:07But you're on this show today, so you're in the entertainment world.
11:10Yes.
11:11What?
11:13I'm happy.
11:16You're cute.
11:18I'm in the entertainment world.
11:20The audience is stupid.
11:23Next is the VTR.
11:25I'm not in the entertainment world yet.
11:27Come on in.
11:29What is this?
11:32It's too funny.
11:35I don't need it.
11:37I was in this position.
11:39But I was pulled back a little.
11:42From the beginning, I decided what to say.
11:48There are more people who look like him.
11:52He is sharp.
11:55I feel like a man has been born.
12:00I want to know if there is a limit.
12:03I want to know if there is a line that I don't say even if I'm a little closer.
12:08I want you to accept it once and answer it.
12:12I think Mr. Fujimoto understands.
12:14Isn't it painful to sell yourself?
12:17I'm talking about selling myself.
12:20I thought you were a friend.
12:23Isn't it painful to sell yourself?
12:27I think it's unfair if you don't feel that pain.
12:30I see.
12:32I was surprised.
12:34Mr. Nagano, what do you think?
12:37He understands my feelings a little.
12:41I'm serious.
12:44I don't like it.
12:46Of course.
12:48I don't like it.
12:50You understand that I don't like it, right?
12:53I understand.
12:55Do you do housework at home?
12:57I don't do much housework.
13:01I'm sorry.
13:05What kind of things do you buy at the supermarket?
13:08I buy alcohol.
13:10What kind of alcohol?
13:12Why is your voice so small?
13:14I buy beer.
13:16I don't feel hungry.
13:18Who do you drink with?
13:20I don't drink with my juniors.
13:23I drink alone at home.
13:25What kind of person is your junior?
13:27I don't know.
13:29You can say it.
13:31The camera is rolling.
13:34But it was good, right?
13:36What?
13:37Is this okay?
13:38That's right.
13:40That's not okay.
13:42You don't have to be so serious.
13:44That's not okay.
13:46I'm relaxed.
13:48You should say the truth.
13:50You are an entertainer.
13:52You should say the truth.
13:54You have to be funny.
13:56That's right.
13:58That's right.
14:00That's right.
14:02What did you say?
14:04I want a break.
14:06I want a break.
14:08Please do it.
14:10What kind of attitude is that?
14:12I don't know.
14:14I've been scolded a lot.
14:16Let me show you a good example.
14:19That's not it.
14:21That's too much.
14:23It's hard to do it in this situation.
14:26I want a break.
14:28I want a break.
14:30I'm the kind of person who does it by himself.
14:34I'm the kind of person who practices at home.
14:37It's not a difficult question.
14:39I'm not the type to be difficult.
14:42I don't understand it.
14:44I understand all of them.
14:46I understand all of them.
14:48I understand it.
14:50I understand it.
14:54I don't understand it.
14:56You are not a good person.
15:00That's not it.
15:02I don't understand.
15:04That's not it.
15:06I don't understand.
15:08VTR
15:14Hmm
15:38It's scary, isn't it?
15:40It's scary, isn't it?
15:42You know that I'm in a hurry, right?
15:44Do you have an answer?
15:46No, I don't.
15:48Do you usually clean the house?
15:50Yes, I do.
15:52I see.
15:54Yes, I vacuum the house.
15:56I vacuum the house.
15:58You vacuum the house?
16:00I don't use a vacuum cleaner.
16:02Do you vacuum the house yourself?
16:04Don't help me.
16:06I don't.
16:08You look relieved.
16:10You look relieved.
16:12You look relieved.
16:14What happens to the vacuum cleaner?
16:16I don't have a vacuum cleaner.
16:18I vacuum the house myself.
16:20I see.
16:22I see.
16:24Yes.
16:26Wait a minute.
16:28Wait a minute.
16:30This is the funniest part.
16:32This is the funniest part.
16:34That wasn't funny at all.
16:36That wasn't funny at all.
16:38That wasn't funny at all.
16:40That wasn't funny at all.
16:42Excuse me.
16:44Excuse me.
16:46This is the worst.
16:48The worst.
16:54It's okay.
16:56Sorry.
16:58Sorry.
17:00It was the worst.
17:04you