Tell Me Lies S2 Episode 6 - Do Your Dirty Words Come Out To Play
Tell Me Lies Season 2 Episode 6
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00:01Leo?
00:02Hey.
00:03That's Becca.
00:04We dated for a minute.
00:05Nothing serious.
00:06She cheated on you?
00:07Lucy!
00:08I missed you so much!
00:10I'm so excited.
00:11Do you guys know this girl?
00:12She hooked up with my brother.
00:13She's claiming that she was, like, drugged.
00:15It's impossible for you to know what actually happened.
00:16You were not there.
00:17One of my sorority sisters sent out an email this morning.
00:20Pippa!
00:21It's like you don't listen to me.
00:22I'm having sex with Marianne's husband, Oliver.
00:24Pippa doesn't know.
00:25Your friend's missing you.
00:26I do feel kind of bad about Lucy.
00:28You told her you were with me.
00:29This doesn't work if I can't trust you.
00:32You can trust me.
00:33Is that your girlfriend?
00:34No, we're just hanging out.
00:35Is that what Molly thinks?
00:37I just can't stop thinking about Bree.
00:39See you around.
00:40Did you talk to your dad about your score yet?
00:42Yeah.
00:43He's really upset with me.
00:44You sure Diana's okay with me staying here this weekend?
00:46After everything Lucy said about you,
00:48I just thought you might at least be better looking.
00:51I know he's your brother, but he's a very bad person.
00:54What did she say to you?
00:55Someday I'm gonna find out what a bad person you are.
00:57Hey, I'm sure you've heard a lot of shit about me from Lucy.
01:00I just ran into Steven and he said a bunch of shit.
01:02He twists shit all the time.
01:04He just left me the most disgusting voicemail I've ever heard in my life.
01:07You talked shit to my sister last night
01:09and now you're not gonna pick up your fucking phone.
01:11You're just a pointless fucking cunt.
01:21Listen to me.
01:22I'm getting married tomorrow.
01:24I have a chance to be happy, okay?
01:26Like, genuinely happy.
01:29This is my chance to have a family.
01:31To live a life that I don't feel like a fucking visitor in.
01:36So please just...
01:38Just leave me alone.
01:41I don't want to feel like a good person again.
01:46Hey.
01:47Hey.
01:48Jesus, Bree.
01:49You gonna do that outside?
01:50I'm sorry, I just...
01:52I didn't want your mom to see me.
01:54I told her I quit six months ago.
01:57Well, the car's here.
01:59I'll be there in a minute.
02:00Alright.
02:02Love you.
02:03Love you.
02:25Jesus.
02:26No, I'm sorry.
02:27Sorry.
02:28You're jumpy tonight.
02:29I...
02:30No, I'm just going over all the bridesmaid duties for tomorrow.
02:33Yeah.
02:34Yeah.
02:41Hi.
02:42How you doing?
02:43Okay.
02:44You look so pretty.
02:47Hey, is, um...
02:48Is Lydia coming tonight?
02:50No.
02:51She wasn't feeling well.
02:52She's staying at the hotel tonight.
02:54But she will be there tomorrow.
02:57Cool.
02:58Good?
02:59Yeah.
03:08Bree?
03:09Did you...
03:10What is she doing here?
03:11I don't know.
03:12I don't know.
03:13Bree?
03:14Did you...
03:15What is she doing here?
03:16Did you invite Diana?
03:19No.
03:20No, I haven't seen her in years.
03:26Hey.
03:28Oh, my God.
03:29No.
03:32Are we hallucinating?
03:36Oh, my God.
03:41Hi.
03:42Hi.
03:43Guys, meet Diana, the woman that I've been seeing.
03:48Hi.
03:51Wow.
03:52Wow.
03:53Thank you so much for coming.
03:56Congrats.
03:57I hope this is okay.
03:59Yeah, it's great.
04:02Lucy, you're looking well.
04:04Yeah, you...
04:05Yeah, so are you.
04:06Thanks.
04:07So, I'm gonna go find our table and let you guys freely interrogate Pippa.
04:12Okay.
04:19Uh, how...
04:20How long?
04:21Can you guys just be cool about this?
04:22Things are good with her.
04:24Like...
04:25Like, really good.
04:28Yeah, okay.
04:29Okay.
04:30Obviously, if you're...
04:31If you're happy, then we're happy.
04:34It's just...
04:35So weird.
04:36Yeah, it's so weird.
04:37I know, I know.
04:44Wait, so how long have you two been together?
04:46Depends on who you ask.
04:52I'm gonna be that guy.
04:53Sorry.
04:57During Bree and Evan's relationship,
04:59I watched how Evan, who was always the best guy out of any of us,
05:03became an even better guy.
05:05Since then, through everything,
05:07they have worked to be good to each other.
05:10They've kept making each other better.
05:13I never got how any relationship could be worth so much work,
05:17but Evan has always been smarter than me.
05:20He figured out early what makes it worth the effort.
05:25Finding that one person worth changing for.
05:30It took me a lot of false starts,
05:32a few big mistakes,
05:33before I finally found my person worth changing for.
05:35She couldn't be here tonight,
05:36but please relay how adoring I have been.
05:42No, uh, Evan and Bree,
05:45thank you for showing us
05:48why it's worth it.
05:51Evan and Bree.
05:53Yeah.
05:54Cheers.
05:55Cheers.
05:56Cheers.
05:57Cheers.
05:58Cheers.
05:59Cheers.
06:01Cheers.
06:03Cheers.
06:27Cheers.
06:28Cheers.
06:29Cheers.
06:30Cheers.
06:31Cheers.
06:32Cheers.
06:56Hi.
06:58I think I need some fresh air.
07:28Yeah.
07:59Okay.
08:11Okay.
08:25Can you just protect my head?
08:28I know.
08:34Give me a smoke.
08:49Whoa, snow is crazy.
08:52Seems like the whole school is going to be stuck here this weekend.
08:57You're so smart.
08:59I feel like you, like, willed this weather to happen.
09:02I can't help it.
09:03I'm so relieved.
09:05I'm so relieved.
09:06The idea of spending Thanksgiving with my mom and her boyfriend
09:09is just so awkward.
09:12Yeah.
09:20You can answer that if you need to.
09:22No, it's my mom.
09:26Deal with that later.
09:34Hey.
09:37Is everything okay?
09:40Yeah.
09:41Just puts me in a bad mood to talk about it.
09:44It's okay.
09:45You can get into a bad mood.
09:47I'll just get you back into a good mood.
09:49Fine.
09:50It's not a big deal.
09:52I mean, I told you that my dad and I don't really get along.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Yeah.
09:59So it's just easier to avoid family stuff.
10:03And my mom, she's giving me a hard time about it.
10:07She wants me to make peace with him.
10:10Well, maybe that's not a bad thing.
10:14No, you don't know my dad.
10:17No, you don't know my dad.
10:21No, I know.
10:22I'm just saying my dad was not perfect.
10:27That him dying was the worst thing that's ever happened.
10:31And I just don't want you to regret it someday if you don't forgive him.
10:39Look, I'm really sorry about your dad.
10:43But I need you to trust me when I tell you that it's not the same.
10:47Forgiving someone is a totally reasonable suggestion,
10:50but some parents, they don't care if you forgive them or not.
10:58I'm sorry.
11:00I'm sorry.
11:02It's none of my business.
11:04I'm sorry.
11:05I'm sorry.
11:12The drive here was terrible.
11:13If we left any later, we'd have been stuck in bed.
11:15Oh, that would have been horrible.
11:19I better go.
11:20Listen, it's going to be hard to talk.
11:22There's not a lot of privacy here.
11:26I get it.
11:28Have a good Thanksgiving.
11:31I miss you.
11:33I kind of miss you, too.
11:38Thanksgiving dinner's all sold out.
11:40I'm sorry, guys.
11:42I really need to break up with Molly.
11:44See, you say that, but then she comes over and you get all domestic.
11:48I'm worried she thinks we're more than we are, like girlfriend, boyfriend.
11:52Maybe you should be, since you are.
11:55Hey, there's Rui.
11:56Hmm?
11:57You think we should say hi?
11:58No.
11:59I'm going to go say hi.
12:04Hey, Rui.
12:06Hey.
12:08How are you?
12:09Hey.
12:10It's been a minute.
12:11Good, yeah.
12:13Right now, I'm a little disappointed this Thanksgiving dinner is sold out.
12:17Yeah.
12:18Vodka and ramen in the dorms, it is.
12:20Oh, shit, that's bleak.
12:21Yeah, well, my Thanksgiving plans have never been that fancy anyway.
12:24You know how I feel about the holidays.
12:25They're always sort of whatever.
12:28Yeah, I know.
12:30Well, at least it's not Taco Bell with that weird neighbor kid, though, right?
12:32Excuse me.
12:33That was one of the best Thanksgivings of my life.
12:36Anyway, I should break it to the girls.
12:39It's good to see you.
12:40Happy Thanksgiving.
12:41Happy Thanksgiving.
12:42Yeah, happy Thanksgiving.
12:46Dude, she was so nice to me.
12:48I think she wants to hang out.
12:50What?
12:51You got that from that short conversation?
12:52Yeah, I can read her.
12:54All right, I have an idea.
12:55We have Friendsgiving, and we invite her, since we're all stuck here anyways.
12:58That seems like a lot of work for one person.
13:00Well, she needs somewhere to go, and that place can be my house.
13:03Come on, man.
13:04Molly's on her way to Bedford.
13:06It's perfect.
13:07Okay.
13:08Let's do it.
13:10Okay.
13:14You would think that Oliver would be, like, a total food snob, but he loves Doritos.
13:19So he's gone all weekend?
13:21Yeah, they're visiting some of Marianne's friends in Vermont.
13:26Probably won't hear from him much.
13:28I'm sorry.
13:29Oh, my God, it's fine.
13:31I wouldn't expect to.
13:33I mean, he's stuck in a house with a bunch of old people,
13:35probably, like, eating Cornish game hen or something.
13:39And I am here with this...
13:42feast.
13:48It's okay.
13:49I know the rules.
13:52Okay.
13:53Okay, hi.
13:54We've been invited to Evans for Friendsgiving.
13:58Wrigley says they're planning a whole thing, like, with real food.
14:02Lots of real food.
14:05They look very skeptical, Wrigley.
14:06You're gonna have to convince them.
14:08Oh, yeah, girls.
14:09We got tiny marshmallows, potatoes you can mash, a juicy turkey, yams.
14:14Send her a picture of the pie.
14:15Okay, I'm gonna text you a picture of this pie.
14:17Make sure she invites Bree.
14:18Okay, um, I'm gonna mute you guys.
14:21Um...
14:24Honestly, they had me at tiny marshmallows.
14:27Are you serious?
14:28Bree doesn't want to hang out with Evan?
14:30It might be fun.
14:32Might be fun?
14:33Would you do Thanksgiving with your ex?
14:35I mean, we have no real food here, and honestly,
14:39it's kind of satisfying to see him grovel.
14:42I want the tiny marshmallows.
14:44What about Steven?
14:45He's not going.
14:46I already checked.
14:49Uh...
14:50Oh, yeah, okay, sure.
14:52Yeah, let's go do Thanksgiving with your ex-boyfriends.
14:55It's super normal.
14:57All right.
14:58We're in.
14:59Yeah!
15:00All right, okay.
15:07Are you sure you're not sleeping with Wrigley again?
15:11I promise.
15:12We just sleep next to each other, fully clothed.
15:15It is not sexual.
15:17Mm-hmm.
15:18Whatever you say, Bree.
15:19Mm-hmm.
15:20It's really not like that.
15:21If I wanted to be sleeping with somebody, then I would be.
15:24But I don't.
15:35Hey!
15:36Where's your bag? You packed?
15:37No, we're not going to Connecticut.
15:39Uh, why?
15:40The trains aren't canceled. We can make it.
15:42It's not transportation-dependent.
15:44I just... I'm done with my dad.
15:47We just had a huge fight.
15:49You've been having these stupid fights with him all month.
15:51This was worse.
15:52He started talking to me like he talks to my mother.
15:55Like I'm suddenly this complete disappointment because I failed the LSAT.
16:00He's never spoken to me like that before.
16:02Yeah, I get it. I get it.
16:04But we need your dad's help, Diana.
16:07I'm thinking beyond some petty argument.
16:09I'm thinking about our future.
16:10You've got to talk to him face-to-face.
16:12What? You want me to just grovel?
16:14A little bit, yeah.
16:16He does so much for you, Diana. He's just... He's blunt.
16:19And if he's talking to you like he talks to your mom,
16:21maybe that's because you're acting like your mom.
16:30I love you.
16:32Just, you're not...
16:35acting like yourself lately.
16:40I know.
16:42I'm sorry.
16:44He doesn't want me to come home.
16:49Fine.
16:53Well, just, uh, I'll stay here then.
17:02Hey, it's Drew. Leave a message.
17:05Hey, it's me, your older brother, whose calls you won't answer.
17:09Just call him to say Happy Thanksgiving, asshole.
17:13Uh...
17:15No, I'm just kidding. I don't think you're...
17:17You're an asshole. I, uh...
17:20Um, okay. Hopefully you call me back sometime.
17:24Bye.
17:29Whoa, this looks labor-intensive.
17:31Don't worry about it. I got it.
17:33You think I'm going to let you destroy this bounty alone?
17:43Hey. What are you doing here?
17:45The roads are crazy out there, so I'm just going to stay here.
18:08It's hot! It's hot!
18:10It's hot! It's hot! Be careful!
18:16Hey, uh, do you think I should warn Bree that Molly's here?
18:19She might not come if she knew.
18:21Oh, does Molly know that Bree's coming?
18:23Should I tell her?
18:24You're a mess, Evan.
18:26Hey, do you have napkin rings?
18:28Should I have napkin rings?
18:30It's fine. How many people are coming over?
18:33Uh...
18:34Us, Leo, Pippa, Lucy...
18:39Um...
18:42Molly, I'm so sorry. I invited Bree, Evan's ex.
18:46Oh, she's coming today?
18:48Is that okay?
18:50Yeah, it's totally fine.
18:52You could have told me yourself.
18:57I'm not going to lie, I am enjoying your panic right now.
19:00Hello?
19:02Hey!
19:03Happy Thanksgiving! I'm sorry, we just kind of let ourselves in.
19:07It's so fucking cold.
19:09No worries. All good.
19:10Hey, what's up, man? Happy Thanksgiving!
19:12Hey!
19:13Hi!
19:14Happy Thanksgiving!
19:15Happy Thanksgiving!
19:17Hi! Happy Thanksgiving!
19:18Hey!
19:19Thanks for the invite.
19:21Glad you came.
19:22Happy Thanksgiving!
19:24Everybody's...
19:26Lucy.
19:27Happy Thanksgiving!
19:31Hey, I'm Molly.
19:32Hi, Bree.
19:33Oh, you're Bree. It's so nice to meet you.
19:35How do you know Evan?
19:37Uh, we've been hanging out.
19:40Oh, cool.
19:43Gobble, gobble!
19:46Does anyone know how to defrost this bad boy?
19:49It's always so warm in here.
19:52Uh, why don't you try the microwave?
19:55Uh, no, it's too small. It won't fit.
19:57I know what to do. I'm going to have to fuck this bird.
19:59Everyone stand back as I fuck the bird!
20:01Stop! We have to eat that.
20:02We don't want to imagine your dick on it.
20:04What about a hairdryer or something?
20:06Wait, why would Evan have a hairdryer?
20:08He doesn't really have hair.
20:10Hey, he has some hair.
20:12Hey, you know what? I think I left one in your bathroom.
20:14So, I'll just go get that.
20:16I remember where it is.
20:19That's lucky. All right.
20:33Hey.
20:53Hey. You good?
20:55I missed this hairdryer.
20:57You're always welcome to come and get it.
21:04Who's going? All right, you're starting.
21:06Start, start, start, start. Go.
21:08Yeah.
21:13Hello.
21:15Happy Thanksgiving.
21:20Hey.
21:22Didn't know you were coming.
21:25Oh, uh, right.
21:27I forgot I invited Steven.
21:33All good.
21:35We have enough food?
21:37Everyone's cool, right?
21:39Oh, yeah. I've had more fucked up Thanksgiving dinners than this.
21:42Diana, let me get that bag.
21:50I need a drink.
21:55Drink, drink, drink.
21:57Yes.
21:59You got it.
22:01All right.
22:04She's, uh, quite an entrance.
22:11So, King's Cup, we've had a seven so far.
22:14Hold it.
22:16King's... King's Cup, that's it.
22:18Uh, she did a ten. Maybe if you get another...
22:20What is it? What are you staring at?
22:22No, no, I'm not.
22:24It's just weird, Pip and Diana are acting so friendly.
22:30Hey.
22:31Hey.
22:37Hey.
22:39What was that for?
22:41Ah, because I don't have any Xanax.
22:43All right.
22:44All right, you go.
22:45Yeah, get over here.
22:46You gotta get the whole turkey.
22:47You gotta move it.
22:48Just, you gotta move the hairdryer over.
22:49If you move the hairdryer over...
22:50Just put it over here.
22:52I feel awkward with Lucy here.
22:54She hates me.
22:55She really hates you.
22:56Okay, well, we're not leaving.
22:58I didn't say we should leave.
22:59Good, because your new daddy issues
23:01have eliminated any other option.
23:04I said I was sorry already.
23:06I was joking.
23:07Relax.
23:10Hey, Diana.
23:11Um, do you think you could help me
23:12make these boxed mashed potatoes?
23:16Here.
23:18There we go.
23:19That's good.
23:20Great job.
23:21I don't know about this.
23:22Hey, guys.
23:24Hey, she needs to calm down.
23:26Wait.
23:29Okay.
23:33Nice.
23:34It was so cute.
23:35You got it?
23:36Yeah.
23:38Apparently.
23:39Okay, wait.
23:40Sorry.
23:42Okay.
23:44That's a lot.
23:45Ew.
23:47I'm gonna go get some fresh air.
23:50I'll come with you.
23:52I don't smell like it.
23:53I don't smell like it, too.
23:56I think we did a great job, though.
23:57I agree.
24:00Okay.
24:02Am I crazy, or is Pippa acting
24:04super close with Diana?
24:06Yeah, that is a little weird.
24:08And what about her and Wrigley?
24:10They must be having sex, right?
24:12I don't think so.
24:13I think...
24:14No, I think she would tell us.
24:15Would she, though?
24:17I mean, she's kind of been off all semester.
24:20Have you...
24:22Have you asked her what's up?
24:24I mean, she might just be going
24:25through something.
24:27She's been hard to talk to.
24:29Okay.
24:34Okay, I said that I wouldn't,
24:36but I sent Oliver a picture of myself,
24:39and he still hasn't answered,
24:40and now I feel fucking crazy.
24:42It's Thanksgiving, Bree.
24:44I'm sure he's just busy.
24:46They're not even American.
24:48Like, why the fuck do they care
24:49about Thanksgiving?
24:51Well,
24:52at least Evan's drooling all over you.
24:55I probably shouldn't torture him.
24:57But I feel like he deserves it.
25:01It's a lot.
25:03I mean,
25:04I've never had the whole big
25:05family Thanksgiving reunion thing
25:07that everyone else has,
25:08and now I can't even have Thanksgiving
25:10with my boyfriend.
25:12Boyfriend?
25:15You know what I mean.
25:17Oh, my God,
25:18it's like sub-zero out here.
25:20When did you start smoking?
25:24Everyone tries smoking
25:25in college.
25:29So, what are we gossiping about?
25:36Okay,
25:37I feel like you guys
25:38are always talking about me.
25:40No, no, we're not.
25:42So then,
25:43what were you talking about?
25:47Lucy was wondering
25:48why you're hanging out with Diana.
25:53Sorry,
25:54I didn't think I was hanging out with her.
25:55It was just being polite.
25:56It's really okay.
25:58Let's just...
25:59It's fine.
26:00I just feel bad for her.
26:03Steven is being so mean to her today.
26:06Yeah, Steven's mean to a lot of people.
26:11Okay.
26:14I'm gonna go back inside.
26:16Sorry.
26:22Play, play, play!
26:24Pippa,
26:25the potatoes are gray soup.
26:27I don't think that's right.
26:31I'm gonna get a drink.
26:34I win!
26:35You're so quick.
26:36And good at this.
26:39I'm gonna get a drink.
26:41I win!
26:42You're so quick.
26:43And good at this.
26:45I win!
26:55Hey, can you make stuffing?
26:56What?
26:57Can you make stuffing?
26:58I can get you a beer.
27:00Or chopped onions.
27:02Sure, yeah.
27:07Hey, guys.
27:15Are we ever gonna eat?
27:17Who can say?
27:23Hey, where's Leo?
27:24Oh, in the kitchen with Evan and Steven.
27:36Hi.
27:37Hey.
27:38You're crying again.
27:40It's the onions.
27:41Let me help.
27:43Leo, do you still talk to Becca?
27:46His ex.
27:47No, yeah.
27:48Yeah, I know who Becca is.
27:50Oh, so you've talked about everything.
27:52It's very mature.
27:54Dude, what are you doing?
27:55Steven, everyone has exes.
27:57Can you stop trying to search it, please?
27:59Oh, I know.
28:00I know everyone has exes.
28:02I just didn't know if you knew the
28:04specific history.
28:08Okay.
28:09Just ignore him.
28:16All righty.
28:18It's hot.
28:46I want to believe Katie,
28:48but it's, like, really hard to prove
28:50rape accusations when, like,
28:52both of them were drunk,
28:53and historically, nothing happens
28:55to a pledge with family money, so.
28:57You don't know that.
29:00Pippa, um,
29:01you want to try this?
29:03I'm good, thanks.
29:06Um, I have to pee.
29:08Okay.
29:10I'll be right back.
29:12Okay.
29:13Um, I have to pee.
29:23Refill?
29:25Yes, please.
29:29I, uh, I hope this isn't awkward,
29:31but I have to ask.
29:33I was wondering if you had any, like,
29:35residual drama with Evan?
29:38No.
29:39No, not at all.
29:41Okay.
29:43Because I was sort of
29:45picking up on some vibes.
29:47No, I promise.
29:49I'm sorry if it seemed like that.
29:53Evan's just a really
29:56nice guy
29:58to everyone.
30:02So why'd you break up?
30:05We're just better as friends.
30:11And I'm seeing someone new.
30:13So you really have nothing to worry about.
30:15Oh, really?
30:16Yeah.
30:17Really?
30:18Yeah.
30:29I'm going to check on the turkey real quick.
30:36What?
30:37Hey, um,
30:38what did, uh,
30:39what did Stephen mean by
30:40the history of Becca?
30:43I don't know.
30:44Did she cheat on me,
30:46or something?
30:47I don't know.
30:48She's being a dick.
30:50Hey, Evan.
30:51I'm sorry to interrupt.
30:52Um, Molly and Brie are talking.
30:54Probably about you.
30:59Hey, Molly,
31:00can I borrow you?
31:02Yeah.
31:09Well, Brie's great.
31:11Why are you talking to her?
31:14Am I not supposed to be talking to her?
31:16Well, I just
31:17don't want to rub it in her face
31:18and make her feel bad.
31:20Why are you so worried?
31:21She's seeing someone.
31:22She's fine.
31:23What?
31:24No, Brie's not seeing anyone.
31:25I would've heard about it.
31:28Evan, should I even be here?
31:30Of course.
31:32Of course. What do you mean?
31:34Well, this fucking sucks.
31:36All right, everybody get in here.
31:38Come on, get in here.
31:40It's time to play a game.
31:42We're going to play Slap Shots.
31:44Ugh.
31:45What is Slap Shots?
31:47We slap each other,
31:48and we take shots.
31:49Yeah, I know.
31:50Sorry, I'm not going to play that.
31:52What's the matter, Leo?
31:54Can't handle a little controlled violence?
31:56No.
31:57No.
31:58No.
31:59No.
32:01No.
32:02Can't handle a little controlled violence?
32:07All right, yeah, let's play.
32:14Hey!
32:15Now walk it out!
32:16Now walk it out!
32:17Now walk it out!
32:18Now walk it out!
32:19Now walk it out!
32:20Now walk it out!
32:21Now walk it out!
32:25My fucking God!
32:26Why'd you hit me?
32:28I'm sorry!
32:30Kill her!
32:32Slap Shots!
32:33Get in there!
32:34Okay.
32:37Oh, no!
32:39Okay.
32:40Get in there.
32:41Get aggressive.
32:42Ready?
32:43Steady.
32:49Oh!
32:52Free!
32:54I finished with my shot.
32:56There's a lot of aggression between these two.
32:58Yes.
33:00Wiggly.
33:02I nominate you.
33:03Yes, my lady.
33:05Glass?
33:06Yeah.
33:09Give it your all.
33:12Jesus Christ!
33:16Such a strong hand, such a slender arm.
33:20There you go.
33:21That was amazing.
33:22That was great.
33:23You.
33:24My liege.
33:25Oh, God.
33:26Where's your head?
33:27It's red.
33:29Remember that I have strong affection for you.
33:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:36Wait for it.
33:43Here you go.
33:59All right.
34:03Cheers.
34:12Nice.
34:13Good one.
34:14Good hand.
34:15Good hand.
34:16Yeah.
34:17Very good.
34:18All right.
34:19All right.
34:23Yup.
34:24Yeah?
34:25Mm-hmm.
34:26All right.
34:27All right.
34:28All right.
34:29All right.
34:30Yeah?
34:31Mm-hmm.
34:36Ready?
34:37Yeah.
34:38No, I can't.
34:39I can't.
34:40Aw.
34:41Hey, what the hell?
34:42I know.
34:43I can't.
34:44That's so lame.
34:45You did a lot of that.
34:46Okay.
34:47Um, who has not been slapped yet?
34:53Okay.
35:01That's a lot.
35:06Oh, my God.
35:07Okay.
35:08Ready?
35:09Mm-hmm.
35:10Ready?
35:11Mm-hmm.
35:12Spaghetti.
35:13Stop.
35:14You can do it.
35:16Aw.
35:18Aw.
35:22Okay, I'm getting you back.
35:24What?
35:25No.
35:26What?
35:27You guys are trying to give me wings.
35:29Oh, I'm sorry.
35:38Oh!
35:39What the hell?
35:40That was like a real slap.
35:42Sorry.
35:43Sorry.
35:44Whoa.
35:45Do I have to wait for a shot, or can I just take one?
35:48Oh, my God.
35:52Oh, but I'm so sorry.
35:56Okay, I can't.
35:57I can't slap you because you're the host.
35:59Correct.
36:00So who do you want me to slap?
36:01Steven.
36:02Okay.
36:05Okay.
36:06Sure, yeah.
36:07It's fine.
36:08Mm-hmm.
36:09Oh, no.
36:12Oh, dear.
36:15Oh.
36:16Ow.
36:17Oh!
36:21Sorry.
36:22Are you all right?
36:23That was a nice one.
36:25Good job.
36:26Nice.
36:42Come on.
36:43Trying to get me drunk?
36:44Mm-hmm.
36:57Hey!
37:07Strong arm.
37:08Took it well.
37:15Let me give you a shot.
37:21Oh.
37:22Yeah.
37:26Okay.
37:51You're adorable.
37:54Keep the sword sheathed, as they say.
37:58Dude.
38:05All right, I'm gonna take a turn.
38:11Um...
38:13Okay.
38:14Sorry.
38:24Oh.
38:28Oh.
38:29Nice.
38:30Oh, boy.
38:32Um...
38:33Okay, who's next?
38:35Molly?
38:37Yeah.
38:38Mm-hmm.
38:43Oh!
38:44Jesus Christ.
38:46Molly, Brie was supposed to slap you.
38:48Oh, fuck.
38:50Oh, God.
38:53That's probably the turkey.
38:55Okay, I'm gonna help her.
38:56Maybe you guys can set the table or something.
38:58Um, I'm also gonna help with the, uh...
39:01With the... I don't know.
39:02I'm just gonna get the fuck out of here.
39:11You okay?
39:12Yeah, I'm fine.
39:19How many?
39:20Three.
39:22Lucy.
39:23Have you ever actually, like, met Becca?
39:26Dude, what's wrong with you?
39:27Seriously, why do you keep talking about shit that has nothing to do with you?
39:30Nothing to do with me.
39:32So you even told her?
39:34Told me what?
39:35Why do you insist on being the most annoying person in every room, Stephen?
39:39It's not a big deal.
39:41Uh...
39:43I told you that Becca cheated on me my sophomore year.
39:46Yeah?
39:48Stephen was the person that she cheated on me with.
39:50It mattered at the time, but it doesn't now.
39:53Wait, Stephen slept with your ex-girlfriend?
39:56Yeah, I mean, at the time, I was deeply ashamed.
40:01I'm not sure how much of this is edible.
40:03Why didn't you tell me any of this before?
40:05We'll talk about it later.
40:06Well, Molly's gone, and I'm officially an asshole.
40:09Not to kick a man while he's down, but yes, you are.
40:11I feel really weirded out right now.
40:13You realize that this is what he wants.
40:15He's trying to upset you.
40:16Why would I ever want to upset Lucy?
40:18What are they talking about?
40:20Becca.
40:21Why are we talking about Becca?
40:23You knew about the Becca thing?
40:24Of course she knows.
40:25That's why she broke up with me sophomore year.
40:27And I had to spend all of last year trying to win her back.
40:30Can we drop this now, please?
40:32It's old news.
40:33This is why you started dating me in the first place, to get back at Stephen or something?
40:37Lucy, are you seriously asking me if I've been dating you for the last semester
40:42for some minor incident that happened two years ago?
40:45As I recall, it wasn't that minor.
40:46You've got to stop now, okay?
40:48Your obsession is pathetic.
40:49Get out of his face.
40:50Lucy's the one obsessed with me.
40:52She's acting all fucking clueless.
40:53Has she ever told you any of the shit she's done?
40:57Like what?
41:02The stuff with my sister.
41:04Halloween weekend, she didn't tell you what she did?
41:07No.
41:08Right, well, she verbally assaulted a 16-year-old, harassed her on Facebook, made her cry.
41:14God, you were a psychopath.
41:15Do you honestly think that people are just going to put up with your bullshit forever?
41:19I cannot fucking wait for the day where you destroy every relationship you have
41:23and you are completely fucking alone.
41:24Because you realize everyone's just waiting for you to fuck them over, right?
41:27Your friends, your sister, Diana.
41:29You do not speak for me, Lucy.
41:31Come on.
41:32Really, Diana?
41:33You think this guy who treated every other girl like shit is going to treat you differently?
41:36Some girls make it easy to treat them like shit.
41:40Oh, my God.
41:42You okay?
41:46Get the fuck out of here.
41:48I'm sorry.
41:49Get the fuck out, Lucy.
41:52You all right?
41:53You okay?
41:54It's okay.
41:55I'm fine.
41:56I'm fine.
41:57Leo.
41:59Leo, come on.
42:00Please don't go.
42:01Are you fucking kidding me?
42:02What was that?
42:04I'm sorry.
42:05I apologize to Diana.
42:06I don't know what's wrong with me.
42:07Whatever.
42:08This thing with you and Steven.
42:10It's...
42:11It's...
42:12It's...
42:13It's...
42:14It's...
42:15It's just too much.
42:16It's...
42:17It's sick.
42:18He was doing this on purpose.
42:19He's trying to upset me.
42:21He's trying to do this to me.
42:22He...
42:23He didn't have to try very hard.
42:24Okay?
42:25I cannot stand Steven.
42:27But it wasn't just Steven in there.
42:28And if you say that you don't care about him,
42:30then why is it so easy for him to get under your skin?
42:34What about you?
42:35What about you carrying this secret grudge against him
42:38and just lying to me about him?
42:39I didn't tell you about Becca
42:41because it's not important.
42:43That is exactly what I'm talking about.
42:44You're hiding stuff from me
42:45and then you have this detailed list of excuses
42:47of why you're hiding them from me.
42:49What? Like what?
42:50Like that.
42:51Like the shit with you and Steven
42:52or the drama with your family
42:54or why you headbutted someone.
42:56You just...
42:57You just slapped someone.
42:58That is not the same thing.
43:00That is not the same thing.
43:01You've assaulted people.
43:03You assaulted someone right in front of me
43:04and it's not like you ever gave me a real reason.
43:07You just brushed it off
43:08and told me you had anger problems
43:10and what, I'm supposed to act like that's totally normal
43:13and I should just trust you?
43:25Okay.
43:29When I was a kid,
43:30my dad used to just come for me all the time,
43:32like physically.
43:34And then he'd go after my mom
43:36and he just would never leave us alone.
43:40Until this one day
43:42when I just couldn't take it anymore
43:44and I had him back.
43:46And honestly, it was the first time
43:48that he finally left me alone.
43:52And so this pattern started
43:55and I've been trying really fucking hard
43:58to unlearn it.
44:00But it's really hard to break a habit
44:02when honestly,
44:03it's the only thing that ever worked
44:05in my house.
44:10I'm sorry.
44:11It's not...
44:12I didn't know that.
44:13You know what?
44:14You lose a huge...
44:15You fight dirty.
44:19You use people's worst shit against them.
44:24I didn't know that that's what I was doing.
44:27I'm not...
44:29I'm not trying to do that.
44:33Well, it's obvious that this isn't
44:37obvious that this isn't about us anyway.
44:43And your head is just polluted with him.
44:49I don't think I can do this anymore.
44:52I just...
44:54It's not solid ground.
45:03If that's what you want.
45:07I'm sorry.
45:08I'm sorry.
45:38Hey.
45:41I'm gonna go.
45:42I'll go with you.
45:43No.
45:44Just stay.
45:45It's fine.
45:49Diana, I'm sorry.
45:50Again.
45:51Shh.
45:55You're such a fucking asshole, Steven.
46:01I'm sorry.
46:02I'm sorry.
46:03I'm sorry.
46:04I'm sorry.
46:05I'm sorry.
46:07Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
46:15Are you okay?
46:16Yeah, I'm fine.
46:20But...
46:25Are you seeing someone?
46:34Yeah.
46:36I am.
46:37Fuck.
46:40Okay.
46:43Is this serious?
46:45Yes.
46:46We just broke up.
46:47How could it be serious?
46:48It's easy to move on
46:50when someone you trust totally disappoints you.
46:56Is it someone I know?
46:57It's not really your business.
46:59So it is someone I know.
47:01No.
47:02No.
47:03He's older.
47:04Stop asking me about him.
47:06Wait, no.
47:07Older like a grad student?
47:08Older?
47:09No, he's not a grad student.
47:10So what do you mean, older?
47:11And why aren't you spending Thanksgiving with him, then,
47:13if it's so serious?
47:14Because he's an adult, okay?
47:16He's got other shit to do.
47:18He's 45.
47:25He's 45 years old?
47:27Are you serious?
47:30You guys are the worst at your age.
47:34Oh, this is awful.
47:36Don't judge me.
47:38I'm not judging you.
47:39Yes, you are.
47:40No, I'm not.
47:41I'm worried about you.
47:44Why?
47:48Because I fucked up things with us, okay?
47:51And now some creep is trying to take advantage of you.
47:53He's not a creep.
47:55A normal 45-year-old man
47:58does not want to date a 19-year-old.
48:01Okay, no, sorry.
48:02Okay, just think about it, okay?
48:05With the way you grew up,
48:07you can probably tell that you're looking for a father figure.
48:12Fuck you!
48:14You're nowhere near as nice as you fucking think you are.
48:29Shit.
48:37I think the jerky's still raw.
48:54Hey, are you all right?
48:55I still cannot believe that Lucy did that to you.
48:58I can.
49:00I'm fine now.
49:06I feel like I should go home.
49:08No, stay.
49:09It's late and Stephen's got Evan on suicide watch.
49:13We can't leave him alone.
49:14Wow.
49:15Isn't Stephen just such a good friend?
49:20You know, he's not very nice to you.
49:25He's just upset with me because I fucked things up with my dad.
49:29It's a long story.
49:32We can be friends because we like each other,
49:35not just because we worry about each other, right?
49:42Yeah.
49:44Okay.
49:49Okay.
50:13Hi.
50:16I brought you some food.
50:19I'm not really hungry.
50:29I said the worst things.
50:34How can I help?
50:38I don't know.
50:40I'm just so sad.
51:10I love you.
51:41Morning.
51:43Hey, how you doing?
51:48Bad.
51:51You know, I keep trying not to upset people,
51:54and somehow I just end up upsetting them more.
51:56Yeah, I gave up on that a long time ago.
51:59Even my little sister hates me.
52:02I mean, I just stop caring if people think I'm a...
52:05I don't know.
52:07I mean, I just stop caring if people think I'm a piece of shit.
52:15I think you care more than you'd like to admit.
52:33Hi.
52:34How was your holiday?
52:37So fun.
52:39I'm still recovering.
52:40Sounds like it was better than mine, then.
52:43I'm sorry to hear that.
52:46I've been thinking about you all weekend.
52:48That photo you sent.
52:50Torture.
52:55What have you been thinking?
53:31How did the rest of your night go?
53:38You win.
53:43Okay?
53:44Can it please be enough now?
53:48Can what be enough?
53:50I never wanted any of this.
53:54I didn't want to be at war with you, Stephen.
53:59I loved you.
54:02Even though I knew exactly who you were,
54:05all of the worst things about you.
54:10So why are you punishing me for that?
54:31I'm sorry.
55:01I'm sorry.