2007 The Babysitter FULL HOT TEEN MOVIE
2007 The Babysitter FULL HOT TEEN MOVIE
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00:00:00Shirley Liner. I'm a junior at Alfred E. Groves High School.
00:00:22This is my babysitting service.
00:00:31The answer is no.
00:00:34Mom doesn't drink. Dad didn't hit me.
00:00:38Uncle Steve never showed me his privates.
00:00:43I don't even have an Uncle Steve.
00:00:48The money's nice, and paid fellatio isn't that much more humiliating than flipping burgers.
00:00:58But that's not why I do it.
00:01:13Maybe we should back up.
00:01:30S-A-T. If you're planning on attending college out of state, the SATs are what you want to
00:01:40worry about.
00:01:42I'm allotted to complete the test in three hours and forty-five minutes.
00:01:49Hey, Brenda.
00:01:51Brenda!
00:01:52I'm ignoring you.
00:01:53Your stepbrother keeps looking up here.
00:01:56Dude, I think she's looking at you.
00:01:58You think Mike Dean's ever tried to blow him?
00:02:07It's not incest if he's a stepbrother.
00:02:10What?
00:02:12Brenda knows her sister's a whore.
00:02:16No one's feelings are hurt.
00:02:21This is your future.
00:02:22If you want it to be bright, study hard.
00:02:26Everything you do now determines if you get into college.
00:02:33I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:40I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:47I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:54I don't know what you're talking about.
00:03:11Mr. Belcher incoming.
00:03:12I can't kill this fuck.
00:03:14Maybe the basement?
00:03:34Case almost wrapped up?
00:03:35No. The guy's cousin is...
00:03:38He's here!
00:04:09How you been?
00:04:15What's the matter with you?
00:04:21Captain, be lost to the sea then.
00:04:24Aries, I'm afraid. I've seen it with my own eyes.
00:04:31Shirley, where do you live again?
00:04:32Southfield.
00:04:34Oh, that's far, isn't it?
00:04:37Oh, God damn it.
00:04:40If Gail wrote her autobiography, you know what it'd be called?
00:04:43Hurry up and wait for me.
00:04:48You want to come upstairs with me?
00:04:54Shirley's here.
00:04:57Oh, great.
00:04:58She's mad because I won't leave him alone.
00:05:01Mikey, what are you going to do if there's an emergency with Adam?
00:05:05How are you going to get him to the hospital?
00:05:06Are you going to drive the car?
00:05:07It'll be the first time.
00:05:11All right. You be good, okay?
00:05:17I'll see you in the morning.
00:05:19All right. Later, guys.
00:05:26Horsefuckers.
00:05:28The emergency numbers are on the fridge.
00:05:30Right.
00:05:31And the restaurant?
00:05:32Great.
00:05:33Have fun.
00:05:34You, too.
00:05:39Nice.
00:05:40Okay, here we go.
00:05:41Okay. Good night.
00:05:42Please.
00:05:53I'll tell you one thing, though.
00:05:55If business keeps going the way it is,
00:05:57I'm going to open up two more restaurants next year.
00:05:59Yeah, one on the east side and one downriver.
00:06:01Keep the camel jockeys from coming up here.
00:06:04Jerry, come on.
00:06:06And when we go corporate,
00:06:08we're going to come to you for the VP spot.
00:06:10Well, I don't know.
00:06:12I mean, I don't think I could be in Lachlan just like that.
00:06:15Jesus Christ.
00:06:16It's like a broken record.
00:06:17We have two kids, Jerry.
00:06:19So what? We got a kid.
00:06:20We got a kid.
00:06:21I'll get you the benefits and all that eventually.
00:06:23Yeah, you have one kid.
00:06:24We have two educations to pay for.
00:06:26All right. So what?
00:06:27They can grow up and go to Michigan and be dead like Mike.
00:06:29Mike.
00:06:35When I was your age, I got beaten to head every ten minutes.
00:06:38Why do you keep talking every time I try to tell you a story?
00:06:41You ask questions and then you keep talking and talking.
00:06:44All these things every day of me life.
00:06:47Shirley.
00:06:48My head's bleeding.
00:06:50You never listen to me.
00:06:51Now, where was I?
00:07:00I don't know.
00:07:01I thought the idea about the wrestling was pretty cool.
00:07:04We should consider it.
00:07:05Think about it.
00:07:07Vice president under Jerry?
00:07:09Yeah.
00:07:11Anyway.
00:07:13The day Jerry goes corporate is the day I drop out of college.
00:07:16I don't know.
00:07:17I don't know.
00:07:18I don't know.
00:07:19I don't know.
00:07:20I don't know.
00:07:21I don't know.
00:07:22I don't know.
00:07:23I don't know.
00:07:24I don't know.
00:07:25I don't know.
00:07:26I don't know.
00:07:27I don't know.
00:07:29I don't know.
00:07:30I don't know.
00:07:31I don't know.
00:07:32The day that Jerry goes corporate is the day I join the circus.
00:07:36You got to put it down.
00:07:38You just have to put it down.
00:07:40You got to grate where you are, right?
00:07:43Right?
00:07:54Hey, hey.
00:07:55They got them all back there like broken toys.
00:07:59The boys are waiting.
00:08:01No, they're not. The boys are sleeping. Come on. Come on.
00:08:04You think Mikey just goes to sleep at 9 o'clock?
00:08:06He put a computer in his room.
00:08:08You know what he's doing? He's online buying heroin.
00:08:10That's what he's doing.
00:08:12That's what he's...
00:08:14It's a joke. It's a joke.
00:08:16It's not funny.
00:08:17No, I know it's not funny.
00:08:19But everybody in the program gets to joke about it, and I can't.
00:08:21Okay, Michael, I don't want to fight, okay?
00:08:23Why don't you just say so? Why don't you just...
00:08:25If you're mad at me, just say it.
00:08:27It's late.
00:08:29Let's go. Come on.
00:08:31Call me an asshole. It'll make you feel better.
00:08:33I'm telling you, it's step nine. Go ahead.
00:08:37All right, forget it.
00:08:39Go in. Go in. Go in.
00:08:41Call me an asshole. See? Now I feel better.
00:08:53Oh, my God.
00:09:23Oh, shit.
00:09:29I was just getting some spots off the floor.
00:09:31Wow.
00:09:33What are you doing?
00:09:35It's okay. Don't worry about it. Don't worry.
00:09:43Are you gonna answer that?
00:09:45I'm sorry.
00:09:47Are you eating anything to eat?
00:09:49I had a snack.
00:09:51I can stop, you know.
00:09:53No, it's okay.
00:09:55I'm fine.
00:09:57You know what? I need some coffee.
00:10:03Well, you know, I didn't want to send her home hungry.
00:10:05Mm-hmm.
00:10:07You know what? Why don't you just turn the fan on?
00:10:09That bitch will make the smoke go away, okay?
00:10:11Yeah, I'll be home in about an hour or so.
00:10:13All right, bye-bye.
00:10:16Working deluxe!
00:10:18Ah.
00:10:22You're not tired?
00:10:24No, no. I'm kind of a night owl.
00:10:26You know, I thought at some point I would outgrow it, but...
00:10:28That's okay.
00:10:30I'm not tired.
00:10:32I'm not tired.
00:10:34I'm not tired.
00:10:36I'm not tired.
00:10:38I'm not tired.
00:10:40I'm not tired.
00:10:42I'm not tired.
00:10:44Yeah, I get it, but...
00:10:46That makes two of us.
00:10:48Yeah?
00:10:50I guess I should pay you extra for cleaning my kitchen, huh?
00:10:56What? What's wrong?
00:10:57Sometimes I do stupid things.
00:11:00I don't know why.
00:11:02That makes two of us.
00:11:05That's...
00:11:07That's stupid.
00:11:14Oh, this is how it works.
00:11:18Mmm.
00:11:25That's good.
00:11:26See that?
00:11:29You see where I'm going with this?
00:11:32No, not really.
00:11:36Now that...
00:11:38is bad.
00:11:40Oh, that's bad, right.
00:11:41As soon as one thing is out of place,
00:11:44it throws everything else around it out of whack.
00:11:47There's like this...
00:11:49domino effect or chain reaction.
00:11:58Everything and everyone has its place.
00:12:02Right.
00:12:05You think I'm a freak?
00:12:07Oh, yeah.
00:12:09No, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
00:12:11Double the fries.
00:12:39So, uh, how'd you meet your wife?
00:12:42What?
00:12:45What?
00:12:47I mean, why?
00:12:55Okay.
00:12:56I met her just outside of, uh,
00:12:59Ann Arbor.
00:13:00There's this bridge with a river underneath it
00:13:02and trade tracks on it.
00:13:04And, uh...
00:13:06it's pitch, pitch black at night.
00:13:08That's where...
00:13:09I know why I'm telling you this.
00:13:11Um...
00:13:13and that's where the kids go to get high.
00:13:15Oh.
00:13:16Yeah.
00:13:17And one night, my friend Jerry takes me there.
00:13:19The guy you had dinner with tonight?
00:13:21Mm-hmm.
00:13:22And we just go there to see what it was like, you know?
00:13:24Sure.
00:13:27Anyway, so we're there and, uh,
00:13:29this little, uh, party girl comes up to me
00:13:34and it turns out to be Gail.
00:13:36And, uh, she was on a shitload of, uh...
00:13:40Anyway, she gives me this long once,
00:13:44twice, thrice over,
00:13:46and then she turns to Jerry and she says,
00:13:49so what else did you bring me?
00:13:55I don't know, you had to be there.
00:13:57I wish I was.
00:13:59Then what?
00:14:02Well, she goes over to her friends
00:14:04and I turn to Jerry and I say,
00:14:06that girl looks like a lot of trouble.
00:14:14It's funny how people change, huh?
00:14:20So, you got a boyfriend?
00:14:22No.
00:14:24Why?
00:14:27Why?
00:14:29Oh, come on, you're smart, you're mature,
00:14:31you're definitely unique, you got that?
00:14:37Oh!
00:14:39Whoa!
00:14:56Hey.
00:15:06Hey, you want to see something cool?
00:15:12Okay.
00:15:26Okay.
00:15:56All right.
00:16:21All right.
00:16:26All right.
00:16:56I'm sorry.
00:17:26I'm sorry.
00:17:57You know, we can't, we just can't.
00:18:01You know what I mean?
00:18:03I have kids and everything, okay?
00:18:05Yeah.
00:18:16Okay.
00:18:18Hey, wait, hey, wait.
00:18:23Thanks for everything.
00:18:25Thanks for watching the kids.
00:18:30Okay.
00:18:55Okay.
00:19:25Okay.
00:19:43HPV.
00:19:45Herpes.
00:19:47Syphilis.
00:19:49Gonorrhea.
00:19:51Gonorrhea close-up.
00:19:53Ladies and gentlemen, the numbers show it.
00:19:57The research shows it.
00:19:59Americans want a car,
00:20:01a beautiful automobile that we can sell to them.
00:20:05A car with torque, with horsepower.
00:20:07With how much horsepower?
00:20:11A shitload, George.
00:20:13Yes, Phil, yes, Phil, thank you.
00:20:15A shitload of horsepower.
00:20:17Are you with me, Mike?
00:20:19Female version.
00:20:20It's my car.
00:20:21I'll bring it back.
00:20:23You don't even have your license.
00:20:24Are you saying I'm gonna fuck it up?
00:20:26Herpes can also be inside the van.
00:20:28No, you're not.
00:20:29You trashed Allie's car,
00:20:31and you let your mom turn out of gas that one time.
00:20:33You failed driver's ed like three times.
00:20:36That is because Broca hated me.
00:20:37No, it's because you're a bad driver.
00:20:39I could get, like, arrested.
00:20:41Our mom took Nadine's car away.
00:20:43Fuck you, fat ass.
00:20:44Around and inside the vagina.
00:20:47So he tells me he's only friends with her,
00:20:48but, like, how come he's thinking of taking her to the dance alone
00:20:50and not, like, in a group?
00:20:51Christ, Brenda, ask him out already.
00:20:53But girls aren't supposed to ask.
00:20:55Fine, be alone, stay home,
00:20:57and binge on diet pills and Chunky Monkey.
00:20:59I'm sick of hearing it every day.
00:21:01Why are you attacking me?
00:21:03Everyone be friends, okay?
00:21:05It doesn't matter how many defense or attack powers you have.
00:21:08No, no, you put it on the tape before.
00:21:09You do that just like that?
00:21:11Yeah, you know, it could be that way.
00:21:12Dude, baseball cards is a better game, right?
00:21:14It's so much easier.
00:21:15So what do you want? You want another brownie?
00:21:16Uh, ice cream.
00:21:17Okay, whatever you want, man.
00:21:19You got good grades, right?
00:21:36Shirley, hi.
00:21:38You come here, that's so cute.
00:21:40Sometimes.
00:21:41Okay.
00:21:47I was gonna call you.
00:21:48I hate to ask, but I wonder if you could sit for us Thursday night?
00:21:51I know it's a school night.
00:21:53You know, maybe you could clean my bathroom.
00:21:56I'm kidding.
00:21:57Would Thursday work, do you think?
00:22:02Um...
00:22:12Okay.
00:22:25You will want to take particular care not to perforate the duodenum.
00:22:32If you don't know where the duodenum is, you should check your book.
00:22:36A perforated duodenum is no picnic.
00:22:40Now, although the pancreas lies against the liver...
00:22:44What? What's wrong?
00:22:45Nothing.
00:22:46Yes, there is.
00:22:47No, I just had a late night, is all.
00:22:50Little brats keep you from your studies?
00:22:53Yeah.
00:22:54Make any money?
00:22:56Mm-hmm.
00:22:57How much?
00:22:59$200.
00:23:02Jesus, Cheryl.
00:23:04Would you suck Mr. Beltran's cock?
00:23:06Simulate those of the human being.
00:23:11I can't believe you didn't call.
00:23:13I called you when I got my period.
00:23:15When I lost my virginity at camp, I snuck over to your cabin to tell you.
00:23:18Shit, I called you the second I lost my virginity.
00:23:20Hey!
00:23:21And this isn't some tooth, Shirley.
00:23:22This is something happening.
00:23:23Listen to me.
00:23:24Nothing happened.
00:23:25The guy's got a family, kids, a job.
00:23:27I've got college to worry about.
00:23:28You need a way to pay for college.
00:23:30Don't even talk that way.
00:23:32If there's one thing in my life I know I should regret...
00:23:34It's a little silly to regret something that never happened.
00:23:37According to you.
00:23:53Just stop.
00:23:55Stop.
00:23:57Hey.
00:23:59What?
00:24:00Before when I paid you, it was...
00:24:03I mean, I thought it could be like a...
00:24:07I don't know, like it could be a game or...
00:24:10I don't know what I was thinking.
00:24:12I just had no idea what I was thinking and...
00:24:17I thought maybe you looked a little bit unhappy after I paid you.
00:24:21Yeah, well put, shithead.
00:24:29I mean, you didn't say anything.
00:24:34I guess I usually don't.
00:24:46This is just how it works.
00:25:04Dude, you can't tell anybody, man.
00:25:07You can't.
00:25:08Don't tell anybody.
00:25:09Jesus Christ.
00:25:10No, no, I'm serious.
00:25:11Don't even tell Tina, man.
00:25:13Jesus, Tina?
00:25:14What the fuck, Mike?
00:25:16I don't know.
00:25:17She's your wife.
00:25:18I don't know.
00:25:19Believe me, it's a lot I don't tell Tina, all right?
00:25:20And I'm sure it goes both ways.
00:25:22God knows where she's been.
00:25:23I don't even want to...
00:25:25Ignorant bliss and all that.
00:25:27Fuck, man.
00:25:28What do you think a marriage works so well for?
00:25:30I don't know, you know.
00:25:31I would venture to say that you're going through a midlife crisis, man,
00:25:33but you've always been this stupid.
00:25:35Okay, right.
00:25:36So you're the one pulling the babysitter in yet,
00:25:38I'm the one going through the midlife...
00:25:40You'd have to be in my position to understand what I'm going through.
00:25:45All right?
00:25:51So this friend of mine wants to know if, well, you know,
00:25:54if you know someone who could babysit for him and...
00:25:58He says he's willing to pay.
00:26:02Yeah.
00:26:04Yeah, I know someone.
00:26:14Take her home.
00:26:17I'm gonna get you.
00:26:18I'm gonna eat you up.
00:26:22Save her, and even more.
00:26:32I'm just gonna take her home.
00:26:36So what's your favorite subject?
00:26:50Oh.
00:26:54Oh.
00:26:55Come on!
00:26:57What?
00:26:58Hey.
00:26:59Hey.
00:27:00Are we going to hell?
00:27:01Yep.
00:27:03I knew it.
00:27:05I gotta go.
00:27:09So Doug is over, like, every day.
00:27:11And I mean, I know he's friends with my stepbrother,
00:27:13but come on, like, Scott is not that cool, right?
00:27:15And he's always just, like, hanging around when I'm watching TV or something,
00:27:18so I totally think he likes me, totally, totally, totally.
00:27:20I'll be right back.
00:27:22What is that? Is that new?
00:27:24He's a total freak.
00:27:25He was wearing a cowboy outfit, and he had a mustache.
00:27:29Is he nice?
00:27:31No, I need coffee.
00:27:32Wait, miss.
00:27:33Yeah?
00:27:34Um, I was thinking,
00:27:38since I set it up,
00:27:42like, uh,
00:27:46I was thinking I could maybe get some of the money.
00:27:51Like 40 bucks?
00:27:53Like 40 bucks?
00:27:58It just seems fair.
00:28:02Yeah, it is.
00:28:1020%.
00:28:12Thanks, Cheryl.
00:28:14What's up?
00:28:21Oh my God, isn't this awesome?
00:28:24Yeah, have fun cleaning up all the poop before your parents get back.
00:28:27What?
00:28:29It's totally awesome.
00:28:31Shirley, we gotta go talk to Doug.
00:28:34Okay.
00:28:37Hey.
00:28:39Hey.
00:28:40Hey.
00:28:41Hey.
00:28:43I've got a hook-up for some weed.
00:28:45You interested?
00:28:46It's gonna be sweet.
00:28:48Um, I don't really...
00:28:49Sure!
00:28:51Um, Shirley, if you need to run home later, I can do one, too, if you need one.
00:28:55Um, cause I came with Melissa, but, um,
00:28:59yeah, maybe, yeah.
00:29:13You gotta do it.
00:29:23I'm gonna puke.
00:29:35What's the deal?
00:29:36I got calls from two of Jerry's friends.
00:29:38That's great!
00:29:39Great?
00:29:40It's not great!
00:29:41Jerry can't keep his mouth shut.
00:29:43We're gonna go to jail.
00:29:44We're minors.
00:29:45A few hours of mandatory counseling and we're off clean.
00:29:51Wives and parents and kids.
00:29:53All take care of themselves.
00:29:56They'll always believe that their husbands love them,
00:29:59their daughters are virgins,
00:30:01and their sons aren't making pipe bombs in the basement
00:30:04because it would kill them to believe otherwise.
00:30:07They're the ones that make getting away with it so easy.
00:30:11They both want Thursday.
00:30:13I got Jerry Thursday.
00:30:14I know.
00:30:16Can you take one of them?
00:30:23Still leaves one guy dateless.
00:30:25So find someone else to sit.
00:30:28Jesus, miss.
00:30:29You know what the pimps say,
00:30:30I didn't make her a hoe, she was a hoe already.
00:30:34Oh, yeah.
00:30:35That's great, you heard that where?
00:30:37Hang on, I'm getting more beers.
00:30:40Also, who's the hoe?
00:30:54Oh, yeah, that's brilliant.
00:30:59No.
00:31:01No, she would never...
00:31:02She doesn't have to.
00:31:05But let her make that choice.
00:31:07For once in her life, let her make a choice about something.
00:31:22Do you want me to drive?
00:31:25Hey.
00:31:29You leaving?
00:31:30Yeah, I'm just waiting for Melissa, so...
00:31:38You cold? You want my hoodie?
00:31:40No.
00:31:41Sure.
00:31:42Thanks.
00:31:46I'm really sorry about your...
00:31:49It's no problem.
00:31:56Come on.
00:31:57Come on.
00:32:04Seems like kissing's always better in the cold.
00:32:11Oops.
00:32:15Okay, uh...
00:32:17Night.
00:32:19Night.
00:32:27Night.
00:32:43This is my girl.
00:32:44Rebel.
00:32:45Oh, yeah, I'm a rebel.
00:32:47Oh, my gosh.
00:33:08Mom said you might have some peroxide.
00:33:17So, how was the...
00:33:19Fun.
00:33:20There were a lot of people there?
00:33:25Hey.
00:33:26Uh...
00:33:28Oh.
00:33:29Who, Brenda's stepbrother?
00:33:30Scott.
00:33:31Yeah, he called for you the other day.
00:33:33So, are you...
00:33:36going together?
00:33:38Going where?
00:33:39Uh, no.
00:33:40Are you two...
00:33:41No.
00:33:42No.
00:33:44Because...
00:33:46Oh, you seem like a...
00:33:48You seem like a nice guy.
00:33:50I mean, cool.
00:33:51He looks...
00:33:53cool.
00:33:55Tall.
00:33:56Dad, I'm kind of tired right now.
00:34:03So, talk to you tomorrow.
00:34:05Night.
00:34:15Night.
00:34:46Do the kids behave?
00:34:49Where are we?
00:34:50A friend of mine used to live around here.
00:34:52So, um...
00:34:55Do we...
00:34:56Do we stay in the car or we go on the grass?
00:34:58What?
00:34:59Oh, whoa.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01Whoa.
00:35:02Come on, no games.
00:35:03No games.
00:35:04Please stop.
00:35:05What?
00:35:07You...
00:35:09Wait a minute.
00:35:10I surely said you were one of hers.
00:35:12One of her what?
00:35:15Oh, shit.
00:35:18Oh.
00:35:19What?
00:35:21Oh, ma'am, I knew this would all go wrong.
00:35:23I knew it.
00:35:24This didn't happen.
00:35:40Hey, um...
00:35:45Oh, Jesus.
00:35:50Brenda.
00:35:54When you go home, I want you to take a picture of yourself.
00:35:59Because right...
00:36:00Right now, you're a perfection.
00:36:06And I want you to look at that picture every day and never change.
00:36:12Um...
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:20We don't have to do anything.
00:36:25You could talk.
00:36:27I could listen.
00:36:41MUSIC PLAYS
00:36:58PHONE RINGS
00:36:59Oh, for God's sake.
00:37:04Hello?
00:37:06So, how you doing?
00:37:07I'm babysitting.
00:37:09For who?
00:37:10Look, I'm sort of busy right now.
00:37:13Since when are you babysitting?
00:37:14Excuse me?
00:37:17I got to go.
00:37:18Shirley.
00:37:20Ow!
00:37:21You okay?
00:37:22Yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:25Just drop this and close it.
00:37:27Can we do this?
00:37:28I mean, it's getting late.
00:37:41DOOR SLAMS
00:37:55How long?
00:37:56About a month now.
00:37:59I thought you seemed different lately.
00:38:02You don't have to do anything you don't want to do.
00:38:04It doesn't make it okay what you did.
00:38:07Yeah.
00:38:08Who else?
00:38:12Who else needs a sitter?
00:38:15MUSIC PLAYS
00:38:32MUSIC CONTINUES
00:38:50Hey, Shirley, I would like to order some pussy.
00:38:53You mind not saying that on the phone, Melissa?
00:38:57Uh...
00:38:59I would like to order a babysitter.
00:39:02I wish to watch my offspring.
00:39:04That's better.
00:39:06Make sure she's got big tits.
00:39:08MUSIC CONTINUES
00:39:28MUSIC CONTINUES
00:39:41No.
00:39:42No, they have this new way of doing division.
00:39:44They don't have the...
00:39:45Like, you know, the...
00:39:46Like brackets, like when we were a kid.
00:39:48They don't do long division anymore.
00:39:50And Bailey is the only one in his kindergarten who is up to division.
00:39:54So we had to go to this conference with other parents with gifted kids
00:39:57and it was interesting how they taught us to cultivate the little brain.
00:40:01But don't they all use calculators now?
00:40:03Bailey's teacher said he doesn't need one.
00:40:05The other day, we were watching TV
00:40:07and he actually turned to me and said,
00:40:09''Mommy, I should be studying.''
00:40:11Can you imagine?
00:40:15He was a baby.
00:40:18I saw what you put together on the old Mustang account there.
00:40:22Yes, what did you think?
00:40:24Not exactly your best work.
00:40:27Well, if you've got suggestions...
00:40:29Mike, I thought it looked like a rough draft.
00:40:32Especially coming from you.
00:40:35Is something going on?
00:40:39Nothing's going on. Nothing.
00:40:41I don't know. I thought it was...
00:40:43I thought it was good and if you think it needs work, well, then it needs work.
00:40:47I mean, what am I gonna do?
00:40:48Did you hear that?
00:40:49What?
00:40:50We have the same babysitter.
00:40:51Really?
00:40:52Yeah, Shirley.
00:40:53Well, sometimes Shirley, sometimes the other way.
00:40:55Shirley, sometimes the other ones.
00:40:56She has a whole bunch of girls working for her.
00:40:58Really?
00:40:59Show him her.
00:41:00Show Michael the card.
00:41:06Oh, my God, look at that.
00:41:08She's very enterprising.
00:41:11Hmm.
00:41:12Hmm.
00:41:23You know, I saw the card.
00:41:29Yeah.
00:41:31Yeah, well, someone's bound to catch on.
00:41:43You're right.
00:41:45About what?
00:41:47There's so many guys calling now while your wife's bound to get suspicious.
00:41:52So just call it off. You don't need to...
00:41:54Two hundred dollars?
00:41:56Look at risk, look at reward.
00:42:00Good night.
00:42:03Hey.
00:42:04Get back in your car.
00:42:05Hey.
00:42:06Leave me alone.
00:42:07Huh? You made those cards? Is that what you wanted to do?
00:42:10I thought this was about us, huh?
00:42:12You don't want it anymore.
00:42:13I thought this was all about us.
00:42:14I stood right here.
00:42:15They could hear us, okay? What if you get caught?
00:42:17You fucking took that money out of your wallet and fucking handed it to me.
00:42:20So don't try to make me feel guilty.
00:42:22You don't realize how over your head you are, do you?
00:42:24You're risking everything with teenagers.
00:42:27I don't want them.
00:42:30Hi, Dad.
00:42:31Hi.
00:42:36The price is going up.
00:42:38Three hundred dollars from here on out.
00:43:09Are you here for a reason or just to, like, be annoying?
00:43:12You like this jacket?
00:43:15Where'd you get it?
00:43:16Somerset.
00:43:17Hmm.
00:43:19Do you want to borrow it sometime?
00:43:20It's probably too big on me.
00:43:24They had them in black, too.
00:43:25Dad says no more cash until I get my grades up.
00:43:31I could help you get your grades up.
00:43:33No, thanks.
00:43:35I could help you get some.
00:43:45Hi.
00:43:46Brenda.
00:43:47Uh, I'm busy tonight, so is it okay if Nadine sits?
00:43:58Could I get both of you?
00:44:05It'll be all right.
00:44:06Just go.
00:44:17Oh, my God.
00:44:18Check it out.
00:44:20Check it out.
00:44:21Brenda!
00:44:26Hey.
00:44:27What's up?
00:44:28Where were you at lunch?
00:44:29I was chilling with the Hats.
00:44:31Oh.
00:44:32Um, do you have my 20%?
00:44:37I didn't go.
00:44:38What?
00:44:42Oh, Jesus.
00:44:43He didn't care.
00:44:44That's fucking...
00:44:45It's fine.
00:44:50You have my 20%?
00:44:52We can help you with the mail.
00:44:53Shut up.
00:44:56Why should I pay you anything? I fucked the guy.
00:44:59This is how it works, Nadine.
00:45:01I arrange the appointments.
00:45:02I make sure everything is cool.
00:45:04I get a percentage of what you make.
00:45:13It's 60.
00:45:24So, should I add you to the roster, or are you just a one-timer?
00:45:27I'll do it again.
00:45:29Okay.
00:45:31You'll miss your bus.
00:45:39Hello?
00:45:40George, it's Nadine.
00:45:41I'm sure you remember me.
00:45:43Yeah.
00:45:44A couple of friends of mine want to get into babysitting.
00:45:47I actually have something arranged with Shirley.
00:45:49George, Shirley's friends aren't like these girls.
00:45:54And, George, let's keep this between us.
00:45:58Oh, watch your head.
00:45:59Sorry.
00:46:00Come on.
00:46:09Slow it.
00:46:10Slow down, okay?
00:46:13I only got two calls last week.
00:46:15I'm telling you, it's fucking Nadine.
00:46:21Brenda?
00:46:22Hey.
00:46:24Come here.
00:46:27Hey.
00:46:28Hey.
00:46:29Hey.
00:46:30Hey.
00:46:31Hey.
00:46:32Hey.
00:46:33Hey.
00:46:34Hey.
00:46:35Hey.
00:46:36Hey.
00:46:37Hey.
00:46:38Hey.
00:46:39Hey.
00:46:40Hey.
00:46:42Hey.
00:46:43What's up?
00:46:46Is Nadine doing business on the side?
00:46:48No.
00:46:50I don't...
00:46:51know.
00:46:52You sure?
00:46:53I don't think so.
00:46:54Can you find out?
00:46:55How?
00:46:57Just look around at home.
00:46:59Can you do that?
00:47:00Yeah, yeah, no problem.
00:47:04Thanks.
00:47:09She's lying.
00:47:12Okay.
00:47:21No extra money or phone numbers?
00:47:24No, nothing like that.
00:47:26Okay, well, what about her locker?
00:47:28Locker?
00:47:30Um...
00:47:32I don't think, no.
00:47:34You looked?
00:47:35I saw in there the other day.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:39Thanks, Brenda.
00:47:41You okay?
00:47:42Uh-huh.
00:47:43Are you sure?
00:47:44Because...
00:48:05What the hell are you doing?
00:48:07Just stand guard.
00:48:08We'll take him for what?
00:48:09We're wasting time.
00:48:11Shirley, come on, Shirley.
00:48:12I told you we should have called Jerry.
00:48:16Shirley.
00:48:19Hey, I told you...
00:48:20This is breaking.
00:48:21Come on, let's get the hell out of here.
00:48:22We're already here.
00:48:23Nothing's broken.
00:48:24Yeah, well, it's not right, okay?
00:48:25It's just not right.
00:48:27Michael's having a moral crisis.
00:48:38I thought you had the combination.
00:48:39What are you doing?
00:48:42Careful.
00:48:57Fuck!
00:48:58Fuck!
00:48:59Fucking Brenda!
00:49:00Fucking sit her off!
00:49:01Okay, that's it, that's it.
00:49:02Let's go, come on, let's go.
00:49:03Let's get out of here.
00:49:04I can't leave it like this.
00:49:05They'll ask Nadine who had trashed her locker.
00:49:06She'll point to us.
00:49:07Yeah, we can't fix this, okay?
00:49:08She's obviously insane.
00:49:09Screw you, pervert.
00:49:10Hey, you need help.
00:49:11Grow up.
00:49:12Bite me.
00:49:13Everyone stay cool.
00:49:40Fuck.
00:50:11Fuck.
00:50:25Shirley!
00:50:27Fuck!
00:50:41Fuck!
00:50:52Hey, I'm sorry I had to work late.
00:50:54I called every hospital, every police station.
00:50:57Hey, I'm sorry, I was in a conference.
00:51:00I couldn't hear the phone,
00:51:01I didn't want to call you and wake up the kids.
00:51:03Come on.
00:51:04Michael, I'm only going to ask you this once.
00:51:07Were you...
00:51:11No.
00:51:19Next time,
00:51:21you call me.
00:51:24Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
00:51:27I'm really sorry.
00:51:35Attention all students,
00:51:36there will be a mandatory assembly at 11.15
00:51:39in the auditorium.
00:51:40Attendance will be taken...
00:51:48You do not steal my clients.
00:51:51You do not take money out of my pocket.
00:51:54And you do not walk around in $1,200 worth of shit
00:51:57assuming no one's going to notice.
00:52:00And everyone gives me a cut.
00:52:05You fuck no one,
00:52:06not even your prom date.
00:52:09Without my say-so.
00:52:12I would hope after today,
00:52:14no one here would doubt how serious I am.
00:52:20You're missing the assembly.
00:52:22Come on.
00:52:38Shirley Liner,
00:52:39you could use a vacation.
00:52:42Yeah?
00:52:43Well, actually,
00:52:45I was thinking,
00:52:46more like a working vacation.
00:52:49Gary's got a place open for him.
00:52:53One of those permission slips.
00:52:56Hey, dude,
00:52:57don't forget to feed the fish, all right?
00:52:59Yeah, nice.
00:53:00That's nice.
00:53:01These ridiculous company retreats.
00:53:03I'm sorry.
00:53:04Trying to teach us teamwork,
00:53:05blindfolding us.
00:53:06Just try to have a good time.
00:53:07It could be fun.
00:53:09All right.
00:53:10All right.
00:53:11I'll see you.
00:53:12I'll see you Sunday, okay?
00:53:13I don't get a kiss?
00:53:14Oh, babe, I'm sorry.
00:53:16I love you.
00:53:17Mwah.
00:53:18Okay.
00:53:23I love you.
00:53:28Hey.
00:53:29You want to get something to eat?
00:53:30What time is it?
00:53:31Oh, it's dinner time.
00:53:46Seriously?
00:53:48What are you doing?
00:53:49Oh, my God.
00:53:50Hey, Jerry.
00:53:51You kill all these animals?
00:53:54I'm free.
00:53:58Oh.
00:54:00Oh.
00:54:01Wow.
00:54:06I'm allergic to fire.
00:54:07I'm allergic to fire.
00:54:08I'm allergic to fire.
00:54:12Hi.
00:54:14You nervous?
00:54:17Come here.
00:54:22Ahh!
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24I'm sorry.
00:54:26Bye.
00:54:29Bye.
00:54:32Bye.
00:54:34Bye.
00:54:38Ah.
00:54:39Oh, my God.
00:54:40Are you okay?
00:54:41Sorry.
00:54:42I'm fine.
00:54:43Are you alright?
00:54:44Oh, my God.
00:54:45Ah.
00:54:46I'm fine.
00:54:47I'm fine.
00:54:48I'm fine.
00:54:49I'm fine.
00:54:50One's preference says a lot
00:55:07Hey get up hey
00:55:13Take one of those
00:55:17Medicine
00:55:21What is it don't let spill looks like you pee your pants
00:55:28You ever uh you ever take a turn with any of the other girls
00:55:39You know, it's really
00:55:42Really special Brenda
00:55:46I
00:55:48Would tell my get her I'd leave a little extra on the tip because
00:55:53It's not like she does anything
00:55:57Particularly
00:55:59wild
00:56:01nothing I can put my
00:56:04pinpoint on
00:56:09It's more like
00:56:12I
00:56:13Mean now she's just so young and dumb. She has no idea what she gets from us. She just has no idea
00:56:21One day she's gonna look back and say wow that was
00:56:26It's really something special
00:56:30There's something special man
00:56:37With the best thing that's ever gonna happen to these girls
00:56:42Oh
00:56:58Stupid old people X makes you horny
00:57:08It's like luminescent it's so oh
00:57:11Oh
00:57:41Oh
00:58:11Wow
00:58:41I
00:59:02Go right
00:59:11I
00:59:14Oh
00:59:30Hey
00:59:32Get away
00:59:39I'm in here. Brenda. You okay? Yeah
00:59:47Just a second
00:59:52Sorry, what's wrong? I want to stop
00:59:54Oh
00:59:56What did you take what did you take too much I don't know not a lot. Okay. Well
01:00:03Come over here. Oh
01:00:05I'll try and talk you down. I used to be really good at that. Yeah. Yeah, just what you want to do is
01:00:12really
01:00:14Just
01:00:16Look at look at don't look at me. Look at you. Look at you. Look right in the eyes. I'm just just focus on your eyes
01:00:23I
01:00:30Don't like looking at myself
01:00:34What are you talking about
01:00:36Look at that face. Oh
01:00:39my god
01:00:42Look at those eyes
01:00:44beautiful beautiful eyes
01:00:47green
01:00:50Specks of blue just stop. I can't help
01:00:54I
01:01:24Gotta get out of here. I gotta get out of my car
01:01:43Brendan what is going on you go go
01:01:54Brenda who's slamming the door? She's babysitting. She called me hysterical
01:02:01Should I call your mom? No
01:02:15I'm sorry. What happened? I can't it's okay. This isn't me. I'm not Brenda
01:02:24I go out for you and I do these things with strangers and then I get home and I gotta wash the stuff out of
01:02:29My hair before my parents. I can't do it anymore. Listen to me Brenda you want out
01:02:34You are out
01:02:36Be quiet. What's going on?
01:02:41Family problems. Yeah, no shit. I gotta go
01:02:55I
01:03:05Got in I
01:03:08Graduated a year early. I'm done in June
01:03:12You can't let Brenda go Oh
01:03:15She'll tell everyone
01:03:18You're getting scared all of a sudden afraid the Ivy League doesn't take hookers
01:03:21She's not gonna turn herself in if she's still in the club don't blow this surely we've worked too hard
01:03:31Go home
01:03:34You have a test tomorrow
01:03:51Don't hurt him
01:04:01Leave her the fuck alone. Oh
01:04:09My god, oh my god, what happened
01:04:21Oh
01:04:41What did you do what's your problem don't talk to me like I'm a fucking idiot losing it told you to leave Brenda alone
01:04:47I ain't go near Brenda
01:04:51I did it for you. I did it so you can keep this thing going a few months from now. I'm gone
01:04:56Who's gonna back you up?
01:04:59You're in control out of you I'm not this is always your game surely I was just here to play
01:05:18Hey, what are you doing home early?
01:05:21Mikey's principal called Mikey told his teacher to
01:05:25to F off
01:05:27It's not funny. No, I know I know your son is laughing out already. He's not even 12
01:05:33Why are you home now? Oh, I got taken off the Mustang account
01:05:41You got fired I didn't get fired they just moved me to an account that's a little less high-profile
01:05:46That's all so in other words a demotion
01:05:48No, it's not a demotion George just thinks I am better suited for something that's a little less did you tell him?
01:05:53How's it going on with the kids?
01:05:57You can and you'll work harder. I'm a grown man and I can argue my own points and I argued it
01:06:01Okay, and that's the way it is. So let's just let it go working for right? How much do you want?
01:06:04How much do you want how much is gonna make you happy? Huh? We have it
01:06:08All right. How much security do you need?
01:06:10I can't have this talk with you right now. I'm sorry
01:06:15Can't have that's right. That's right. Just walk away every single time
01:06:19Every single time if you have a problem with me, tell me if I'm doing something wrong. Just tell me
01:06:25I shouldn't have to tell you if you've done something wrong. I'm not your conscience
01:06:30Why don't you go upstairs and talk to your son
01:06:34I'm gonna go to the Friday meeting
01:06:36What do you mean you're gonna you're gonna fight it but we have to be have plans yeah, well plans change
01:06:56Okay, so what's the name of that teacher, huh? It's love that
01:07:01Dude you can't go on F&P. I heard you heard it from mom. I know how you feel. I know how you feel
01:07:07I get angry too
01:07:08I get angry my boss because he never listens to me and he has all these silly rules that
01:07:13He likes to enforce just because he likes to tell people what to do, you know
01:07:18Why?
01:07:20Why
01:07:29I should just tell him to go fuck off
01:07:32Right. I just don't go fuck himself. That's what I should do. Hey
01:07:37Hey, are you hungry? Yeah, how's the large pizza sound to you? Okay. Okay, you know what the number is, right?
01:07:42Oh, yeah, it's in the big jar. That's right and get two large pies
01:07:45No olives in case I want some and ask Adam what he wants and don't forget to tip the guy
01:07:50Where are you going? Oh
01:07:52dude
01:07:54You don't mind taking care Adam for me
01:07:57Thank you, man, and remember no olives
01:08:08What you've had this appointment for weeks
01:08:11I'm totally sorry Shirley, but my dad says if I fail this test, I can't go to Cancun this summer
01:08:18Can you find somebody else kidding look, I'm sorry, okay, I just can't do it
01:08:26What was that my life I'll talk to you later
01:08:35She has a coming Brenda
01:08:41I
01:08:48Doesn't this part come later Gail canceled my date. Yeah
01:09:12Yeah, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry about about the pills and with that whole thing just
01:09:22But girl, you know you and I just would not wait kill that I don't think
01:09:32Yeah, we're awful people
01:09:35We probably deserve each other
01:09:38But it's just something to be nostalgic about later
01:09:47You know, I've been full of shit for most of my life
01:09:51But some of the stuff that comes out of your mouth is just what do you expect's gonna happen?
01:09:55I don't know. I'm never gonna run away together. Just fuck you to everyone who just loves us or
01:10:02Depends on us. What do you think's gonna happen? Listen to me? Hey
01:10:07The first thing that I wanted in 15 years, I just can't be part of my secret life anymore. Do you understand? I
01:10:14Need you. I need you my every piece of my life
01:10:27Why do you have to do this, why can't you just leave it alone?
01:10:32Hey, is that what you want me to pay you is that all this is to pay to listen to
01:10:51It's too late who's up here
01:11:03You
01:11:04Know this private property. No, I'm sorry. I didn't know
01:11:08What are you doing up here? I
01:11:10Just like trains. I was just looking around
01:11:15Anyone else here with you
01:11:18No, you're sure
01:11:20Yeah
01:11:22Says there's no one I just like trains. That's it. So I came to look around that's all
01:11:28It's time for you to go yes, sir. Thank you
01:11:32I
01:12:02I
01:12:32I
01:12:56She can't come to the phone
01:13:02Thank you, I talked to Nadine just busy
01:13:16Try not to hold anything against you, please don't call your kid
01:13:32Oh
01:13:43Nadine did it again
01:13:47She's taking business behind my back she's fucking someone right now, I know where she goes
01:14:02I
01:14:32I
01:15:02I
01:15:32I
01:16:02I
01:16:22We all lead secret lives even if only in our heads
01:16:32I
01:16:37Guess the question is why?
01:16:45Aren't there easier ways to pinch myself awake
01:16:57I'm not asking forgiveness for the things I've done
01:17:02My sins are mine to live with
01:17:25Guess it was just one of those moments
01:17:32Unique detail in an otherwise ordinary life