2007 The Babysitter FULL HOT TEEN MOVIE
2007 The Babysitter FULL HOT TEEN MOVIE
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00:00:00Shirley Liner. I'm a junior at Alfred E. Groves High School.
00:00:22This is my babysitting service.
00:00:31The answer is no.
00:00:34Mom doesn't drink. Dad didn't hit me.
00:00:38Uncle Steve never showed me his privates.
00:00:43I don't even have an Uncle Steve.
00:00:48The money's nice, and paid fellatio isn't that much more humiliating than flipping burgers.
00:00:58But that's not why I do it.
00:01:13Maybe we should back up.
00:01:30S-A-T. If you're planning on attending college out of state, the SATs are what you want to
00:01:40worry about.
00:01:42I'm allotted to complete the test in three hours and forty-five minutes.
00:01:49Hey, Brenda.
00:01:51Brenda!
00:01:52I'm ignoring you.
00:01:53Your stepbrother keeps looking up here.
00:01:56Dude, I think she's looking at you.
00:01:58You think Mike Dean's ever tried to blow him?
00:02:07It's not incest if he's a stepbrother.
00:02:10What?
00:02:12Brenda knows her sister's a whore.
00:02:16No one's feelings are hurt.
00:02:21This is your future.
00:02:22If you want it to be bright, study hard.
00:02:26Everything you do now determines if you get into college.
00:02:33I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:40I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:47I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:55You want to sit?
00:03:01No, thanks.
00:03:05Come, Mr. Belcher, and come.
00:03:11Is this the Yung Jones book?
00:03:21♪♪
00:03:27Ah.
00:03:29Ahem.
00:03:30♪♪
00:03:33Okay, someone else wrapped up?
00:03:35No. The guy's cousin is, um...
00:03:40He's here!
00:03:42♪♪
00:03:45♪♪
00:03:53♪♪
00:04:01♪♪
00:04:09How you been?
00:04:11What's the matter with you?
00:04:16♪♪
00:04:20Captain, be lost to the sea, then.
00:04:23Aries, I'm afraid.
00:04:25I've seen it with my own eyes.
00:04:27Waves coming round the...
00:04:29Shirley, where do you live again?
00:04:31Southfield.
00:04:33Oh.
00:04:34That's far, isn't it?
00:04:35I'm going to live...
00:04:36Oh, God damn it.
00:04:39If Gail wrote her autobiography,
00:04:41you know what it'd be called?
00:04:43Hurry up and wait for me.
00:04:44Ha, ha, ha.
00:04:47You want to come upstairs with me?
00:04:49Okay.
00:04:50♪♪
00:04:54Shirley's here.
00:04:56Oh, great.
00:04:58She's mad because I won't leave him alone.
00:05:00Mom!
00:05:01Mikey, what are you going to do
00:05:02if there's an emergency with Adam?
00:05:04How are you going to get him to the hospital?
00:05:05Are you going to drive the car?
00:05:06It'll be the first time.
00:05:09Yeah, exactly.
00:05:10Stop being a smartass.
00:05:11All right, you be good, okay?
00:05:13Mwah!
00:05:16I'll see you in the morning.
00:05:18All right, later, guy, right?
00:05:25Horsefuckers.
00:05:27The emergency numbers are on the fridge.
00:05:29Right.
00:05:30And the restaurant?
00:05:31Mm-hmm.
00:05:32Great.
00:05:33Have fun.
00:05:34You, too.
00:05:37Nice.
00:05:39Okay, here we go.
00:05:40Okay.
00:05:41Good night.
00:05:42Please.
00:05:52I'll tell you one thing, though.
00:05:54If business keeps going the way it is,
00:05:56I'm going to open up two more restaurants next year.
00:05:58Yeah, one on the east side and one downriver.
00:06:00Keep the camel jockeys from coming up here.
00:06:02Oh, no.
00:06:04Jerry, come on.
00:06:05And when we go corporate,
00:06:07we're going to come to you for the VP spot.
00:06:09Well, I don't know.
00:06:10I mean, I don't think I could be Blockman just like that.
00:06:14Jesus Christ.
00:06:15It's like a broken record.
00:06:16We have two kids, Jerry.
00:06:18So what?
00:06:19We got a kid.
00:06:20We got a kid.
00:06:21I'll get you the benefits and all that.
00:06:22Yeah, you have one kid.
00:06:23We have two educations to pay for.
00:06:25All right, so what?
00:06:26They can grow up and go to Michigan
00:06:27and be dead like Mike.
00:06:28What's the problem?
00:06:33When I was your age, I got beaten ahead every 10 minutes.
00:06:37Why do you keep talking every time I try to tell you a story?
00:06:40You ask questions, and then you keep talking and talking.
00:06:43All these things every day of me life.
00:06:46Shirley.
00:06:47My head's bleeding.
00:06:49You never listen to me.
00:06:51Now, where was I?
00:07:03I don't know.
00:07:04I thought the idea about the wrestling was pretty cool.
00:07:07We should consider it.
00:07:08Think about it.
00:07:10Vice president under Jerry?
00:07:12Yeah.
00:07:14Anyway, the day Jerry goes corporate
00:07:17is the day I join the circus, so.
00:07:21It's all right.
00:07:22It's all right.
00:07:23It's all right.
00:07:24It's all right.
00:07:25It's all right.
00:07:26It's all right.
00:07:27It's all right.
00:07:28It's all right.
00:07:29I'm not going to the circus, so.
00:07:32Got to put it down, huh?
00:07:34Just had to put it down.
00:07:36You got it great where you are, right?
00:07:40Right?
00:07:49Hey, hey.
00:07:50See the old locomotives back there?
00:07:52Come on. Come with me.
00:07:53Look at the old trains.
00:07:54Where are you going?
00:07:56They got them all back there like broken toys.
00:08:00The boys are waiting.
00:08:01No, they're not.
00:08:02The boys are sleeping.
00:08:03Come on.
00:08:04Come on.
00:08:05You think Mikey just goes to sleep at 9 o'clock?
00:08:06He put a computer in his room.
00:08:07You know what he's doing?
00:08:08He's online buying heroin.
00:08:10That's what he's doing.
00:08:12That's what he's doing.
00:08:14It's a joke.
00:08:15It's a joke.
00:08:16It's not funny.
00:08:17No, I know it's not funny.
00:08:18But everybody in the program gets to joke about it,
00:08:20but I can't.
00:08:21OK, Michael, I don't want to fight, OK?
00:08:22Why don't you just say so?
00:08:23Why don't you just, if you're mad at me, just say it.
00:08:25It's late.
00:08:27Let's go.
00:08:28Come on.
00:08:29Call me an asshole.
00:08:30It'll make you feel better.
00:08:31I'm telling you, it's step nine.
00:08:32Go ahead.
00:08:36All right, forget it.
00:08:37Go on.
00:08:38Go on.
00:08:39Go on.
00:08:40Call me an asshole.
00:08:41See, now I feel better.
00:08:55Oh, my God.
00:09:26Oh, shoot.
00:09:30I was just getting some spots off the floor.
00:09:34Wow.
00:09:35What are you doing?
00:09:36It's OK.
00:09:37Don't worry about it.
00:09:38Don't worry.
00:09:45Are you going to answer that?
00:09:47I'm sorry.
00:09:48Are you eating anything to eat?
00:09:49I had a slice.
00:09:50I can stop, you know.
00:09:51No, it's OK.
00:09:52I'm fine.
00:09:53You know what?
00:09:54I need some coffee.
00:09:59Well, you know, I didn't want to send her home hungry.
00:10:03Mm-hmm.
00:10:04You know what?
00:10:05Why don't you just turn the fan on?
00:10:06That bitch will make the smell go away, OK?
00:10:08Yeah, I'll be home in about an hour or so.
00:10:11All right, bye-bye.
00:10:12Bye.
00:10:13Bye.
00:10:14Bye.
00:10:15Bye.
00:10:16Bye.
00:10:17Bye.
00:10:18Bye.
00:10:19Bye.
00:10:38You're not tired?
00:10:39No.
00:10:40I'm kind of a night owl.
00:10:42You know, I thought at some point I would outgrow it, but.
00:10:44That makes two of us.
00:10:45Oh, yeah?
00:10:48You know, I guess I should pay you extra
00:10:49for cleaning my kitchen, huh?
00:10:54What?
00:10:55What's wrong?
00:10:56Sometimes I do stupid things.
00:10:59I don't know why.
00:11:00That makes two of us.
00:11:04That's stupid.
00:11:07I know.
00:11:17Well, this is how it works.
00:11:25That's good.
00:11:27See that?
00:11:29You see where I'm going with this?
00:11:33No, not really.
00:11:37Now, that is bad.
00:11:40That's bad, right.
00:11:41As soon as one thing is out of place,
00:11:44it throws everything else around it out of whack.
00:11:47There's like this domino effect or chain reaction.
00:11:58Everything and everyone has its place.
00:12:02Right.
00:12:05I'm a freak.
00:12:06Oh, yeah.
00:12:09No, no, I'm kidding.
00:12:10I'm kidding.
00:12:11I'm kidding.
00:12:12I want fries.
00:12:36So, how'd you meet your wife?
00:12:40What?
00:12:43What?
00:12:45I mean, why?
00:12:53Okay.
00:12:55I met her just outside of Ann Arbor.
00:12:58There's this bridge with a river underneath it
00:13:00and trade tracks on it.
00:13:03It's pitch, pitch black at night.
00:13:05That's where, I don't know why I'm telling you this.
00:13:09And that's where the kids go to get high.
00:13:12Oh.
00:13:13Yeah.
00:13:14And one night, my friend Jerry takes me there.
00:13:16The guy you had dinner with tonight?
00:13:18Uh-huh.
00:13:19And we just go there to see what it was like, you know.
00:13:21Sure.
00:13:23Anyway, so we're there and
00:13:26he's like, you know,
00:13:29Anyway, so we're there and
00:13:32this little party girl comes up to me
00:13:35and it turns out to be Gail.
00:13:38And she was on a shitload of...
00:13:42Anyway, she gives me this long once, twice, thrice over,
00:13:48and then she turns to Jerry and she says,
00:13:51So what else did you bring me?
00:13:55I don't know. You had to be there.
00:13:58I wish I was.
00:14:01Then what?
00:14:04Well, she goes over to her friends
00:14:07and I turn to Jerry and I say,
00:14:09That girl looks like a lot of trouble.
00:14:17It's funny how people change, huh?
00:14:21So, you got a boyfriend?
00:14:23No.
00:14:25Why?
00:14:27Oh, come on. You're smart. You're mature.
00:14:29You're definitely unique. You got that.
00:14:32Ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:14:35Grrrr.
00:14:37Ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:14:39Ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:14:41Ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:15:07Hey, you want to see something cool?
00:15:11Okay.
00:15:41Okay.
00:16:12Ha-ha-ha.
00:16:21Run.
00:16:41Run.
00:17:07I'm sorry.
00:17:11It's okay.
00:17:41It's okay.
00:18:02You know, we can't. We just can't.
00:18:05You know what I mean?
00:18:07I have kids and everything.
00:18:09Okay.
00:18:19Okay.
00:18:21Hey, wait. Hey, wait.
00:18:26Thanks for watching the kids.
00:18:31Okay.
00:18:39Okay.
00:19:09Okay.
00:19:39Okay.
00:19:42HPV.
00:19:44Herpes.
00:19:46Syphilis.
00:19:48Gonorrhea.
00:19:50Gonorrhea close-up.
00:19:53Ladies and gentlemen.
00:19:55The numbers show it.
00:19:57The research shows it.
00:19:59Americans want a car.
00:20:01A beautiful automobile that we can sell to them.
00:20:05A car with torque.
00:20:07With horsepower. With how much horsepower?
00:20:11A shitload, George.
00:20:13Yes, Phil. Yes, Phil.
00:20:15Thank you. A shitload of horsepower.
00:20:17Are you with me, Mike?
00:20:19Female version.
00:20:20It's my car.
00:20:21I'll bring it back.
00:20:23You don't even have your license.
00:20:24Are you saying I'm going to fuck it up?
00:20:26Yes.
00:20:28No, you're not.
00:20:29You trashed Allie's car.
00:20:31And you let your mom turn out of gas that one time.
00:20:34You failed driver's ed like three times.
00:20:36It's not because Broca hated me.
00:20:38No, it's because you're a bad driver.
00:20:40I could get, like, arrested.
00:20:41Our mom took Nadine's car away.
00:20:43Fuck you, fat ass.
00:20:45Around and inside the vagina.
00:20:47So he tells me he's only friends with her,
00:20:49but, like, how come he's thinking of taking her to the dance alone
00:20:51and not, like, in a group?
00:20:52Christ, Brenda, ask him out already.
00:20:54But girls aren't supposed to ask.
00:20:56Fine. Be alone, stay home,
00:20:58and binge on diet pills and Chunky Monkey.
00:21:00I'm sick of hearing it every day.
00:21:02Why are you attacking me?
00:21:04We're friends, okay?
00:21:06It doesn't matter how many defense or attack powers you have.
00:21:08No, no, you put it on the table for me.
00:21:10Just like that?
00:21:11Yeah, you know, it could be that way.
00:21:12Dude, baseball cards is a better game, right?
00:21:14It's much easier. So what do you want?
00:21:16You want another brownie?
00:21:17Uh, ice cream.
00:21:18Okay, whatever you want, man.
00:21:19You got good grades, right?
00:21:35Shirley, hi.
00:21:37You come here. That's so cute.
00:21:39Sometimes.
00:21:46I was gonna call you.
00:21:48I hate to ask, but I wonder if you could sit for us Thursday night?
00:21:50I know it's a school night.
00:21:52You know, maybe you could clean my bathroom.
00:21:55I'm kidding.
00:21:57Would Thursday work, do you think?
00:22:01Um...
00:22:05Uh...
00:22:23You will want to take particular care not to perforate the duodenum.
00:22:31If you don't know where the duodenum is, you should check your book.
00:22:35A perforated duodenum is no picnic.
00:22:39Now, although the pancreas lies against the liver...
00:22:43What? What's wrong?
00:22:45Nothing.
00:22:46Yes, there is.
00:22:47No, I just had a late night, is all.
00:22:49Little brats keep you from your studies.
00:22:53Yeah.
00:22:54Make any money?
00:22:56Mm-hmm.
00:22:57How much?
00:22:59$200.
00:23:01Jesus, Cheryl.
00:23:03Would you suck Mr. Beltran's cock?
00:23:11I can't believe you didn't call me.
00:23:13I called you when I got my period.
00:23:15When I lost my virginity at camp, I snuck over to your cabin to tell you.
00:23:18Shit, I called you the second I lost my virginity.
00:23:20Hey!
00:23:21And this isn't some tooth, Shirley. This is something happening.
00:23:23Listen to me. Nothing happened.
00:23:25The guy's got a family, kids, a job. I've got college to worry about.
00:23:28You need a way to pay for college.
00:23:29Don't even talk that way.
00:23:31If there's one thing in my life I know I should regret...
00:23:33It's a little silly to regret something that never happened.
00:23:36According to you.
00:23:53Stop.
00:23:54Stop.
00:23:58What?
00:23:59Before when I paid you, it was, uh...
00:24:03I mean, I thought it could be, like, uh...
00:24:06I don't know. Like, it could be a game or...
00:24:10I don't know what I was thinking. I just had no idea what I was thinking, and, uh...
00:24:17I thought maybe you looked a little bit unhappy after I paid you.
00:24:21Yeah, well put, shithead.
00:24:29I mean, you're not saying anything.
00:24:35I guess I usually don't.
00:24:46This is just how it works.
00:24:59Dude, you can't... You can't tell anybody, man. You can't.
00:25:03Don't tell anybody.
00:25:05No, no, I'm serious. Don't even tell Tina, man.
00:25:08Jesus, Tina? What the fuck, Mike?
00:25:11I don't know. She's your wife. I don't know.
00:25:13Believe me, it's a lot I don't tell Tina, all right?
00:25:15And I'm sure it goes both ways.
00:25:17God knows where she's been. I don't even want to...
00:25:20Ignorant bliss and all that.
00:25:22Fuck, man.
00:25:23Well, what do you think?
00:25:25I don't know, you know, I would venture to say
00:25:27that you're going through a midlife crisis, man,
00:25:29but you've always been this stupid.
00:25:31Okay, right. So you're the one pulling the babysitter,
00:25:33and yet I'm the one going through, uh, the midlife...
00:25:36You'd have to be in my position to understand what I'm going through.
00:25:41All right?
00:25:46So this friend of mine wants to know if...
00:25:48Well, you know, if you know someone who could babysit you,
00:25:51This friend of mine wants to know if...
00:25:53Well, you know, if you know someone who could babysit for him,
00:25:56and, uh...
00:25:58He says he's willing to pay.
00:26:04Yeah.
00:26:06Yeah, I know someone.
00:26:10Oh!
00:26:12That's hot.
00:26:16Take her home.
00:26:18I'm gonna get you.
00:26:20I'm gonna eat you up.
00:26:24Dave, you're hurting me even more.
00:26:32I'm just gonna take her home.
00:26:36So what's your favorite subject?
00:26:49Oh!
00:26:53Oh!
00:26:55Come on!
00:26:57Hey.
00:26:59Are we going to hell?
00:27:01Yep.
00:27:03I knew it.
00:27:05I gotta go.
00:27:09So Doug is over, like, every day.
00:27:11And I mean, I know he's friends with my stepbrother,
00:27:13but come on, like, Scott is not that cool, right?
00:27:15And he's always just, like, hanging around when I'm watching TV or something,
00:27:18so I totally think he likes me.
00:27:20Totally, totally, totally.
00:27:24What is that? Is that new?
00:27:26He's a total freak.
00:27:28Oh, he was wearing a cowboy outfit,
00:27:30and he had a mustache.
00:27:32Was he nice?
00:27:34No, I need coffee.
00:27:36Wait, miss.
00:27:38Yeah?
00:27:40Um, I was thinking,
00:27:42since I set it up...
00:27:44Like, uh...
00:27:47I was thinking I could
00:27:49maybe get some of the money.
00:27:53Like 40 bucks?
00:27:58It just seems fair.
00:28:02Yeah, it is.
00:28:0920%.
00:28:11Thanks, Cheryl.
00:28:14You're welcome.
00:28:20Oh, my God!
00:28:22Isn't this awesome?
00:28:24Yeah, have fun cleaning up all the poop
00:28:26before your parents get back.
00:28:28What?
00:28:30It's totally awesome.
00:28:32Shirley, we gotta go talk to Doug.
00:28:34Okay.
00:28:37Hey.
00:28:39Hey.
00:28:41Hey.
00:28:43Hey, I got a hook-up for some weed.
00:28:45You interested?
00:28:47It's gonna be sweet.
00:28:49Um, I don't really...
00:28:51Sure!
00:28:53Um, Shirley, if you need to ride home later,
00:28:55I can give one to you if you need one.
00:28:57Um, because I came with Melissa,
00:28:59but, um...
00:29:01Yeah, maybe, yeah.
00:29:07Oh, my God.
00:29:09Oh, my God.
00:29:11Oh, my God.
00:29:23I'm gonna puke.
00:29:35What's the deal?
00:29:37I got calls from two of Jerry's friends.
00:29:39Great.
00:29:41Great? It's not great.
00:29:43Jerry can't keep his mouth shut.
00:29:45We're gonna go to jail.
00:29:47We're minors.
00:29:49A few hours of mandatory counseling
00:29:51and we're off clean.
00:29:53Wives and parents and kids.
00:29:55All take care of themselves.
00:29:57They'll always believe
00:29:59that their husbands love them,
00:30:01their daughters are virgins,
00:30:03and their sons aren't making pipe bombs
00:30:05in the basement because it would kill them
00:30:07They're the ones that make
00:30:09getting away with it so easy.
00:30:11Both want Thursday.
00:30:13I got Jerry Thursday.
00:30:15I know.
00:30:17Can you take one of them?
00:30:23Still leaves one guy dateless.
00:30:25So find someone else to sit.
00:30:27Jesus, miss.
00:30:29You know what the pimps say?
00:30:31I didn't make her a hoe.
00:30:33She was a hoe already.
00:30:35That's great. You heard that where?
00:30:37Hang on. I'm getting more beers.
00:30:39Also,
00:30:41who's the hoe?
00:30:53Oh, yeah.
00:30:55That's brilliant.
00:30:59No.
00:31:01No. She would never...
00:31:03But let her make that choice.
00:31:07For once in her life,
00:31:09let her make a choice about something.
00:31:21Do you want me to drive?
00:31:23Hey.
00:31:27You leaving?
00:31:29Yeah.
00:31:31Just waiting for Melissa, so...
00:31:37You cold?
00:31:39You want my hoodie?
00:31:41Sure.
00:31:43Thanks.
00:31:45Uh, I'm...
00:31:47I'm really sorry about your...
00:31:49It's no problem.
00:31:55Bye.
00:32:01Uh...
00:32:03It seems like
00:32:05kissing's always better in the cold.
00:32:11Oops.
00:32:13Uh...
00:32:15Okay, uh...
00:32:17Night.
00:32:19Night.
00:32:31Okay.
00:32:43This is my girl.
00:32:45Rebel.
00:32:47Oh, yeah. I'm a rebel.
00:32:57Okay.
00:33:01Okay.
00:33:07Uh, Mom said
00:33:09you might have some peroxide.
00:33:15Oh.
00:33:17How was the...
00:33:19Fun.
00:33:21There were a lot of people there?
00:33:25Hey, uh...
00:33:27Oh.
00:33:29Uh, Brenda's stepbrother...
00:33:31Scott.
00:33:33Yeah, he called for you the other day.
00:33:35So, are you...
00:33:37Going together?
00:33:39Going where?
00:33:41Uh, no. Are you two...
00:33:43No. No.
00:33:45No.
00:33:47Because...
00:33:49Ooh, you seem like a...
00:33:51You seem like a nice guy.
00:33:53I mean, cool.
00:33:55He looks...
00:33:57Kind of tired right now.
00:34:03So, talk to you tomorrow.
00:34:05Night.
00:34:27Night.
00:34:47Do the kids behave?
00:34:49Where are we?
00:34:51A friend of mine used to live around here.
00:34:53So, um...
00:34:55Do we stay in the car
00:34:57or we go on the grass?
00:34:59What?
00:35:01Oh, whoa.
00:35:03Come on. No games.
00:35:05Please stop.
00:35:07You...
00:35:09Wait a minute.
00:35:11I surely said you were one of hers.
00:35:13One of her what?
00:35:15Oh, shit.
00:35:21Oh, man. I knew this would all go wrong.
00:35:23I knew it.
00:35:25This didn't happen.
00:35:39Hey, um...
00:35:47Jesus.
00:35:49Brenda...
00:35:53When you go home,
00:35:55I want you to take a picture of yourself.
00:35:59Because right...
00:36:01Right now, you're a perfection.
00:36:07And I want you to look at that picture
00:36:09every day and never change.
00:36:15Um...
00:36:17Um...
00:36:19Okay.
00:36:25We don't have to do anything.
00:36:31You could talk.
00:36:33I could listen.
00:36:47I could listen.
00:37:05Hello?
00:37:07So, how are you doing?
00:37:09I'm babysitting.
00:37:11For who?
00:37:13Look, I'm sort of busy right now.
00:37:15I gotta go.
00:37:17Shirley, Shirley, Shirley.
00:37:19Ow!
00:37:21You okay?
00:37:23Yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:25Just tripped. It's clumsy.
00:37:27Can we do this? I mean, it's getting late.
00:37:45Okay.
00:37:55How long?
00:37:57About a month now.
00:37:59I thought you seemed different lately.
00:38:09You don't have to do anything you don't want to do.
00:38:11It doesn't make it okay what you did.
00:38:13Yeah.
00:38:15Who else?
00:38:19Who else needs a sitter?
00:38:27I'm fast
00:38:29Like a bird in a cloud
00:38:31Pushing my arm, hand in a second
00:38:33Feet in the aisles
00:38:35And I'm counting the reds
00:38:37I got hands
00:38:39I steer the ship
00:38:41Time to kick
00:38:43Flashlight's falling
00:38:45Sick of this drip and I'm reaching the moon
00:38:51Hey, Shirley, I would like to order some pussy.
00:38:53You mind not saying that on the phone, Melissa?
00:38:59I would like to order a babysitter.
00:39:01For which to watch my offspring.
00:39:03That's better.
00:39:05Make sure she's got big tits.
00:39:11Fuck you
00:39:21Hot piss
00:39:23Come to my door
00:39:25Can I stay?
00:39:27Want it some more?
00:39:29Hop on a lift and put a nail in the floor
00:39:33Party's in the mirror
00:39:35Training compound
00:39:37Eyes on you
00:39:41No.
00:39:43No, they have this new way of doing division.
00:39:45They don't have the, like, you know, the
00:39:47like brackets, like when we were a kid.
00:39:49They don't do long division anymore.
00:39:51And Bailey is the only one in his kindergarten
00:39:53who's up to division.
00:39:55So we had to go to this conference with other parents
00:39:57with gifted kids and it was interesting
00:39:59how they taught us to cultivate the little brain.
00:40:01But don't they all use calculators now?
00:40:03Bailey's teacher said he doesn't need one.
00:40:05The other day we were watching TV
00:40:07and he actually turned to me and said
00:40:09Mommy, I should be studying.
00:40:11Can you imagine?
00:40:15He was a baby.
00:40:19I saw what you put together on the old Mustang account there.
00:40:21Yes, what'd you think?
00:40:23Not exactly your best work.
00:40:29Mike, I thought it looked like a rough draft.
00:40:33Especially coming from you.
00:40:35Is something going on?
00:40:39Nothing's going on.
00:40:41Nothing.
00:40:43I don't know. I thought it was good.
00:40:45And if you think it needs work,
00:40:47well then it needs work.
00:40:49Did you hear that?
00:40:51We have the same babysitter.
00:40:53Really? Yeah, Shirley.
00:40:55Well, sometimes Shirley, sometimes the other ones.
00:40:57She has a whole bunch of girls working.
00:40:59Really? Show him.
00:41:01Show Michael the card.
00:41:05Oh my God, look at that.
00:41:07She's very enterprising.
00:41:21You know, I saw the card.
00:41:27Yeah.
00:41:29Yeah, well someone's bound to catch on.
00:41:37Yeah.
00:41:45You're right.
00:41:47About what?
00:41:49There's so many guys calling now
00:41:51while your wife's bound to get suspicious.
00:41:53So just call it off.
00:41:55You don't need to.
00:41:57$200? Look at risk.
00:41:59Look at reward.
00:42:03Good night.
00:42:05Get back in your car.
00:42:07Leave me alone.
00:42:09You made those cards? Is that what you wanted to do?
00:42:11I thought this was about us.
00:42:13You don't want it anymore. Stop it.
00:42:15I stood right here.
00:42:17You fucking took that money out of your wallet
00:42:19and fucking handed it to me.
00:42:21So don't try to make me feel guilty.
00:42:23You don't realize how over your head you are, do you?
00:42:25You're risking everything with teenagers.
00:42:27I don't want them.
00:42:31Hi, Dad. Hi.
00:42:36The price is going up.
00:42:40$300 from here on out.
00:43:06Are you here for a reason
00:43:08or just to, like, be annoying?
00:43:10You like this jacket?
00:43:12Where'd you get it?
00:43:14Somerset.
00:43:16Hmm.
00:43:18Do you want to borrow it sometime?
00:43:20It's probably too big on me.
00:43:22They had them in black, too.
00:43:24Dad says no more cash until I get my grades up.
00:43:30I'm sorry.
00:43:32No more cash until I get my grades up.
00:43:37I could help you get some.
00:43:47Hi. Brenda.
00:43:49Uh, I'm busy tonight,
00:43:51so is it okay if Nadine sits?
00:43:54Could I get both of you?
00:43:59Yeah, it'll be all right.
00:44:01Just go.
00:44:13Oh, my God.
00:44:15Check it out.
00:44:17Brenda!
00:44:19Oh, my God.
00:44:22Hey. What's up?
00:44:24Where were you at lunch?
00:44:26I was chilling with the Hats.
00:44:28Oh.
00:44:30Um, do you have my 20%?
00:44:33I didn't go.
00:44:35What?
00:44:39Oh, Jesus.
00:44:41He didn't care.
00:44:43That's fucking...
00:44:45It's fine.
00:44:47You have my 20%.
00:44:49You have my 20%?
00:44:51We can help you with the math.
00:44:53Shut up.
00:44:55Why should I pay you anything?
00:44:57I fucked the guy.
00:44:59This is how it works, Nadine.
00:45:01I arrange the appointments.
00:45:03I make sure everything is cool.
00:45:05I get a percentage of what you make.
00:45:13It's 60.
00:45:20So, should I add you to the roster,
00:45:22or are you just a one-timer?
00:45:24I'll do it again.
00:45:26Okay.
00:45:28You'll miss your bus.
00:45:35Hello?
00:45:37George, it's Nadine. I'm sure you remember me.
00:45:39Yeah.
00:45:41A couple of friends of mine want to get into...
00:45:43babysitting?
00:45:45I actually have something arranged with Sherry.
00:45:47George, Sherry's friends aren't like these girls.
00:45:49And, George,
00:45:51let's keep this between us.
00:45:53Oh, watch your head.
00:45:55Sorry. Oh, God.
00:46:05Slow it.
00:46:07Slow down, okay?
00:46:17Okay.
00:46:29I only got two calls last week.
00:46:31I'm telling you, it's fucking Nadine.
00:46:37Brenda?
00:46:39Hey.
00:46:41Come here.
00:46:43What's up?
00:46:47Is there any business on the side?
00:46:49No.
00:46:51I don't know. You sure?
00:46:53I don't think so. Can you find out?
00:46:55How?
00:46:57Just look around at home.
00:46:59Can you do that?
00:47:01Yeah, yeah, no problem.
00:47:05Thanks.
00:47:09She's lying.
00:47:17No extra money?
00:47:19Or phone numbers?
00:47:21No, nothing like that.
00:47:23Okay, well, what about her locker?
00:47:25Locker?
00:47:27Um...
00:47:29I don't think, no.
00:47:31You looked?
00:47:33I saw in there the other day.
00:47:35Okay.
00:47:37Thanks, Brenda.
00:47:39You okay?
00:47:41Uh-huh.
00:47:43Are you sure?
00:47:45Yeah.
00:48:05What the hell are you doing?
00:48:07Just a guard.
00:48:09We'll take him for a walk.
00:48:11We're wasting time.
00:48:13You should have called Jerry.
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:19Hey, I told you this is breaking.
00:48:21Come on, let's get the hell out of here.
00:48:23We're already here. Nothing's broken.
00:48:25Yeah, well, it's not right, okay? It's just not right.
00:48:27Michael's having a moral crisis.
00:48:37I thought you had the combination.
00:48:39What are you doing?
00:48:43Careful.
00:48:57Fuck!
00:48:59Fuck! Fucking Brenda!
00:49:01Okay, that's it. Let's go. Come on, let's go.
00:49:03I can't leave it like this.
00:49:05They'll ask Nadine who trashed your locker. She'll point to us.
00:49:07We can't fix this, okay? She's obviously insane.
00:49:09Screw you, pervert.
00:49:11Shut up. Bite me.
00:49:13Everyone stay cool.
00:49:41Fuck.
00:50:11Fuck.
00:50:25Shirley!
00:50:27Fuck!
00:50:41Fuck!
00:50:51Hey, I'm sorry. I had to work late.
00:50:53I called every hospital.
00:50:55Every police station.
00:50:57I'm sorry. I was in a conference.
00:50:59I couldn't hear the phone.
00:51:01I didn't want to call you and wake up the kids. Come on.
00:51:03Michael, I'm only going to ask you this once.
00:51:07Were you...
00:51:11No.
00:51:19Next time,
00:51:21you call me.
00:51:23Okay, okay.
00:51:25I'm sorry.
00:51:27I'm really sorry.
00:51:35Attention all students.
00:51:37There will be a mandatory assembly at 11.15
00:51:39in the auditorium.
00:51:41Attendance will be taken.
00:51:49You do not steal my clients.
00:51:51You do not take money out of my pocket.
00:51:53And you do not walk around
00:51:55in $1,200 worth of shit
00:51:57assuming no one's going to notice.
00:52:01And everyone gives me a cut.
00:52:05You fuck no one,
00:52:07even your prom date,
00:52:09without my say-so.
00:52:11I would hope after today,
00:52:13no one here would doubt how serious I am.
00:52:19You're missing the assembly.
00:52:37Shirley Liner,
00:52:39you could use a vacation.
00:52:41Yeah?
00:52:43Well, actually,
00:52:45I was thinking,
00:52:47more like a working vacation.
00:52:49Gary's got a place open for him.
00:52:53What are those?
00:52:55Permission slips.
00:52:57Hey, dude, don't forget to feed the fish, all right?
00:52:59Yeah, nice.
00:53:01That's nice.
00:53:03These ridiculous company retreats.
00:53:05Just try to have a good time.
00:53:07It could be fun.
00:53:09All right.
00:53:11I'll see you.
00:53:13I'll see you Sunday, okay?
00:53:15I don't get a kiss?
00:53:17I love you.
00:53:19Okay.
00:53:29Hey, you want to get something to eat?
00:53:31What time is it?
00:53:33I don't know.
00:53:45Boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:53:47Seriously?
00:53:49What are you doing?
00:53:51Hey, Jerry,
00:53:53you kill all these animals?
00:53:55I'm free.
00:53:57Oh.
00:53:59Oh.
00:54:01Wow.
00:54:03Love it.
00:54:05I'm allergic to fire.
00:54:07I'm allergic to fire.
00:54:11Hi.
00:54:13You nervous?
00:54:15No.
00:54:17I'm fine.
00:54:27Hi.
00:54:29Hi.
00:54:31Hi.
00:54:33Hi.
00:54:35Hi.
00:54:37Hi.
00:54:39Hi.
00:54:41Hi.
00:54:43Hi.
00:54:45Hi.
00:54:47Hi.
00:54:49Hi.
00:54:51Hi.
00:54:53Hi.
00:54:55Hi.
00:55:07Hey.
00:55:09Get up.
00:55:11Hey.
00:55:13Take one of those.
00:55:15It's medicine.
00:55:21What is it?
00:55:23It's a spell.
00:55:25Looks like you pee your pants.
00:55:29Do you ever, uh,
00:55:31do you ever take a turn
00:55:33with any of the other girls?
00:55:39You know who's really,
00:55:43really special?
00:55:45Brenda.
00:55:49Every time I get her,
00:55:51it's,
00:55:53it's not like she does anything
00:55:57particularly
00:55:59wild.
00:56:01Nothing I can put my
00:56:03pinpoint on.
00:56:09It's more like,
00:56:13you know, she's just so young and dumb.
00:56:15She has no idea what she gets
00:56:17from us. She just has no idea.
00:56:21And one day she's gonna look back and say,
00:56:23wow, that was,
00:56:25that's really something
00:56:27special.
00:56:29That's something special, man.
00:56:33Uh,
00:56:35we're the
00:56:37best thing that's ever gonna happen to these girls.
00:56:41Ow!
00:56:43Jesus Christ.
00:56:45Uh, need any help?
00:56:47No, thank you.
00:56:49I love you.
00:56:51I love you, too.
00:56:55You know what I'm saying?
00:56:57Stupid old people.
00:56:59Like, ex makes you horny.
00:57:03Your skin is beautiful.
00:57:07It's like luminescent.
00:57:09It's so beautiful.
00:57:11Oh, gosh.
00:57:13Oh!
00:57:15Oh!
00:57:17Holy Toledo.
00:57:47Ow!
00:58:17Ow!
00:58:47Ow!
00:59:01Oh, Michael, I
00:59:03tried.
00:59:05Oh!
00:59:15Too many water.
00:59:29Hey, come here.
00:59:31Come here. No, get away.
00:59:35Get away.
00:59:39I'm in here.
00:59:41Brenda, you okay?
00:59:43Yeah.
00:59:45Can I come in?
00:59:47Just a second.
00:59:51Oh, there.
00:59:53Sorry.
00:59:55What's wrong?
00:59:57I wanted to stop.
00:59:59What, did you take too much?
01:00:01I don't know, not a lot.
01:00:03Come over here.
01:00:05I'll try and talk you down.
01:00:07I used to be really good at that.
01:00:09Yeah?
01:00:11What you want to do is
01:00:13I'm really sweaty.
01:00:15Don't look at me.
01:00:17Look at you.
01:00:19Look right in the eyes.
01:00:21Just focus on your eyes.
01:00:23What's the matter?
01:00:29What's the matter?
01:00:31I hurt myself.
01:00:33What are you talking about?
01:00:35Look at that face.
01:00:39Oh, my God.
01:00:41Look at those eyes.
01:00:43Beautiful, beautiful
01:00:45eyes.
01:00:47They're green with little
01:00:49specks of blue.
01:00:51Jim, stop.
01:00:53I can't help it.
01:01:01Stop it.
01:01:13Guys, it's time to
01:01:15go to bed, all right?
01:01:17C'mon, you guys, don't
01:01:19touch me, all right?
01:01:21Just don't touch me.
01:01:23Let's go to bed.
01:01:25Mine!
01:01:27Shut up.
01:01:29No, I gotta get out of here, I gotta get out of here.
01:01:31Get out my car, get out my car.
01:01:33My toy, my toy, my toy, my toys, my toys.
01:01:37Oh, my God.
01:01:42Brenda, what is going on?
01:01:44You go.
01:01:45Go.
01:01:47Go.
01:01:54Brenda.
01:01:55Who's slamming the door?
01:01:57Oh, she was babysitting.
01:01:58She's babysitting. She called me hysterical.
01:02:01Should I call your mom?
01:02:02No.
01:02:16I'm sorry.
01:02:17What happened?
01:02:18I can't.
01:02:19It's okay.
01:02:20This isn't me.
01:02:21I'm not...
01:02:22Brenda, calm down.
01:02:23I can't do it anymore.
01:02:24I go out for you and I do these things with strangers
01:02:27and I get home and I gotta wash the stuff out of my hair before my parents...
01:02:30Shh!
01:02:31I can't do it anymore.
01:02:32Listen to me, Brenda.
01:02:33You want out, you are out.
01:02:36But be quiet.
01:02:38What's going on?
01:02:41Family problems.
01:02:43Yeah, no shit.
01:02:46I gotta go.
01:02:57I gotta go.
01:03:05I got in.
01:03:08I graduate a year early. I'm done in June.
01:03:11So you're leaving me?
01:03:12You can't let Brenda go.
01:03:14Oh.
01:03:15She'll tell everyone.
01:03:18Are you getting scared all of a sudden? Afraid the Ivy League doesn't take hookers?
01:03:21She's not gonna turn herself in if she's still in the club.
01:03:24Don't blow this, Charlie.
01:03:26We've worked too hard.
01:03:31Go home.
01:03:34You have a test tomorrow.
01:03:50Get away!
01:03:51Don't hurt him!
01:03:52Get away!
01:03:53Get away!
01:03:55Don't listen to me.
01:03:57Call your sister and shut the fuck up.
01:03:59Or we're gonna fuck her up.
01:04:01Leave her the fuck alone.
01:04:03Fuck!
01:04:09Oh my God.
01:04:10Oh my God, what happened?
01:04:12With who?
01:04:13Nothing happened.
01:04:14Scott, who did this?
01:04:15Nothing happened.
01:04:16Did you see my thing again?
01:04:25Fuck.
01:04:41What did you do?
01:04:42What's your problem?
01:04:43Don't talk to me like I'm a fucking idiot.
01:04:45You're losing it.
01:04:46I told you to leave Brenda alone.
01:04:47I ain't going near Brenda.
01:04:51I did it for you.
01:04:52I did it so you can keep this thing going.
01:04:54A few months from now, I'm gone.
01:04:56Who's gonna back you up?
01:04:59You're in control.
01:05:00Out of you, I'm not.
01:05:01This was always your game, Shirley.
01:05:04I was just here to play.
01:05:18Hey, what are you doing home early?
01:05:20Mikey's principal called.
01:05:22Mikey told his teacher to...
01:05:25to F off.
01:05:27That's not funny.
01:05:28No, I know, I know.
01:05:29Your son is laughing at it already.
01:05:30He's not even 12.
01:05:32I can't believe it.
01:05:33Why are you home now?
01:05:35Well, I got taken off the Mustang account.
01:05:40You got fired?
01:05:41No, I didn't get fired.
01:05:42They're just moving me to an account
01:05:43that's a little less high profile, that's all.
01:05:45So, in other words, a demotion?
01:05:47No, it's not a demotion.
01:05:48George just thinks I'm better suited
01:05:50for something that's a little less...
01:05:51Well, did you tell him
01:05:52how much you have going on with the kids?
01:05:54Just stop it.
01:05:55You've been working as hard as you can,
01:05:56and you'll work harder if you have to.
01:05:57I'm a grown man,
01:05:58and I can argue my own points,
01:05:59and I argued it, okay?
01:06:00And that's the way it is,
01:06:01so let's just let it go.
01:06:02It's everything we're working for.
01:06:03All right, how much do you want?
01:06:04How much do you want?
01:06:05How much is gonna make you happy?
01:06:06We have it.
01:06:07All right?
01:06:08How much security do you need?
01:06:09Oh, my God.
01:06:10What?
01:06:11I can't have this talk with you right now.
01:06:13I'm sorry.
01:06:14I can't have this conversation.
01:06:15That's right, that's right.
01:06:16Just walk away every single time.
01:06:18Every single time.
01:06:19If you have a problem with me, tell me.
01:06:22If I'm doing something wrong, just tell me.
01:06:24I shouldn't have to tell you
01:06:25if you've done something wrong.
01:06:26I'm not your conscience.
01:06:29Why don't you go upstairs and talk to your son?
01:06:32I'm...
01:06:33I'm gonna go to the Friday meeting.
01:06:35What do you mean?
01:06:36You're going to the Friday...
01:06:37But we have plans.
01:06:38Yeah, well, plans change.
01:06:40Plans change.
01:06:51Hey, champ.
01:06:56Okay.
01:06:58So, what was the name of that teacher, huh?
01:07:00Just love that.
01:07:04Well, dude, you can't go on F and P.
01:07:06I already heard it from mom.
01:07:08I know how you feel. I know how you feel.
01:07:10I get angry, too. I get angry with my boss,
01:07:12because he never listens to me,
01:07:14and he has all these silly rules that he likes to enforce
01:07:17just because he likes to tell people what to do, you know?
01:07:20Why?
01:07:29I should just tell him to go fuck off.
01:07:32Right? I should tell him to go fuck himself.
01:07:34That's what I should do.
01:07:36Hey. Hey, are you hungry?
01:07:38Yeah. How does a large pizza sound to you, huh?
01:07:40Okay. Okay, you know where the number is, right?
01:07:42Uh, yeah, it's in the big drawer. That's right.
01:07:44And get two large pies, no olives in case I want some,
01:07:46and ask Adam what he wants. And don't forget to tip the guy.
01:07:49Oh, where are you going?
01:07:52Oh, dude.
01:07:54You don't mind taking care of Adam for me?
01:07:56Not at all. Thank you, man.
01:07:58And remember, no olives.
01:08:00And this, this is for you.
01:08:07What?
01:08:09You've had this appointment for weeks.
01:08:11I'm totally sorry, Shirley, but my dad says if I fail this test,
01:08:14I can't go to Cancun this summer.
01:08:17Can't you find somebody else?
01:08:19Are you kidding?
01:08:21Look, I'm sorry, okay? I just can't do it.
01:08:26What was that?
01:08:28My wife.
01:08:30I'll talk to you later.
01:08:33She has it coming, Brenda.
01:08:46Doesn't this part come later?
01:08:49Gail canceled my date.
01:08:51Oh.
01:08:53Yeah.
01:09:03Yeah, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry about the pills
01:09:07and the way that whole thing just...
01:09:11I don't know.
01:09:14But, Gail, you know, Gail and I just, we're not...
01:09:17Gail and I, I don't think we're gonna...
01:09:20Please don't say it.
01:09:22I...
01:09:24Yeah, I know.
01:09:26I know.
01:09:28I know.
01:09:31Yeah, we're awful people.
01:09:34We probably deserve each other.
01:09:39But it's just something to be nostalgic about later.
01:09:46You know, I've been full of shit for most of my life,
01:09:50but some of the stuff that comes out of your mouth is just so...
01:09:53What do you expect's gonna happen?
01:09:55I don't know. I've never...
01:09:57You and I, we can't be together?
01:09:59I can't go back and I just...
01:10:01Just fuck you to everyone who loves us or depends on us?
01:10:04What do you think's gonna happen?
01:10:06Listen to me.
01:10:08Hey, you're the first thing that I've wanted in 15 years.
01:10:11I just can't have you be part of my secret life anymore.
01:10:13Do you understand?
01:10:15I need you.
01:10:17I need you in every piece of my life.
01:10:19I need you every minute of it.
01:10:21I deserve it.
01:10:27Why do you have to do this?
01:10:29Why can't you just leave it alone?
01:10:31I'm gonna pay you. Is that what you want?
01:10:33You want me to pay you? Is that all this is to you?
01:10:36I'll pay you to listen to me, pay you to be with me,
01:10:38pay you to love me. I'm gonna pay you just to...
01:10:41I don't want this between us anymore.
01:10:43You understand? I don't need that anymore.
01:10:45Just tell me I can get you back.
01:10:48Tell me I can get every piece of you.
01:10:51It's too late.
01:10:54Who's up here?
01:11:03Do you know this is private property?
01:11:05No, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
01:11:07What are you doing up here?
01:11:09I just like trains.
01:11:11I like just looking around.
01:11:14Anyone else here with you?
01:11:16No.
01:11:18You sure?
01:11:20Yeah, um...
01:11:22Says there's no one. I just like trains.
01:11:24That's why I came to look around, that's all.
01:11:26Mm-hmm.
01:11:28Well, it's time for you to go.
01:11:30Yes, sir. Thank you.
01:12:22♪♪♪♪
01:12:32♪♪♪♪
01:12:42Stay down.
01:12:44Hello?
01:12:46It's Shirley.
01:12:49Is Brenda there?
01:12:53She can't come to the phone.
01:12:58Well, then can I talk to Nadine?
01:13:01She's busy.
01:13:03Scott, just put her on the phone.
01:13:06She's babysitting.
01:13:09She's babysitting.
01:13:15I'm trying not to hold anything against you.
01:13:19Please don't call here again.
01:13:22♪♪♪♪♪
01:13:35What the fuck? What the fuck?
01:13:37What the fuck are you doing?
01:13:41Hello?
01:13:43Nadine did it again.
01:13:46She's taking business behind my back.
01:13:49She's fucking someone right now.
01:13:51I know where she goes.
01:13:53Where are you?
01:13:59There. Turn.
01:14:05You owe me for this bullshit, Shirley.
01:14:07You owe me big time.
01:14:12Hey, hey, what are you...
01:14:14Hey, hey, hey.
01:14:16Wait. What's going on?
01:14:18You have to...
01:14:20Shut the fuck up. Come here.
01:14:22Wait, wait, darling.
01:14:24Please, darling.
01:14:26Please, darling.
01:14:28Please, darling.
01:14:30Please, darling.
01:14:32Please, darling.
01:14:34What did I do? What did I do, Nadine?
01:14:36I can't control you.
01:14:38Let go.
01:14:40No.
01:14:42No.
01:14:44No.
01:14:46No.
01:14:48No.
01:14:50No.
01:15:17Dad?
01:15:20Dad?
01:15:35You had it coming.
01:15:37You had it coming.
01:15:39You had it coming.
01:15:50You had it coming.
01:16:21We all lead secret lives.
01:16:25Even if only in our heads.
01:16:35I guess the question is why.
01:16:43Aren't there easier ways to pinch myself awake?
01:16:51Hey.
01:16:57I'm not asking forgiveness for the things I've done.
01:17:01My sins are mine to live with.
01:17:04How you doing, guys?
01:17:06Hi. Hello.
01:17:08How are you?
01:17:11I'm good.
01:17:13Good, good.
01:17:21I guess it was just one of those moments.
01:17:28A unique detail
01:17:31in an otherwise ordinary life.