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00:00:00Thanks, Ted. I'm Scotch Evans, and last night I went to Ibiza 86, an exotic little Spanish
00:00:19number which is pretty much the hottest night spot in New York this season. How hot, you
00:00:25ask? So hot my pants nearly caught on fire. Where are you hanging out with that guy? Uh-uh.
00:00:32He's such a chase. Uh-uh-uh. This is a Spanish space station. It's the signature drink there.
00:00:42You know how he calls himself? What? The Candyman. No, he doesn't. Yeah, yeah. He laid the same
00:00:50light to me and three of my girlfriends in the same night. Something about us being sweet
00:00:57and him being the Candyman. Yeah, that's why it's called a night. Trust me, the Candyman
00:01:09is an asshole. Hello? Hey, Jack, it's me. Are you up? Yes. I'm Scotch Evans, and this
00:01:30has been another... All right, I'll see you tonight, man. Hey, drop it like a tie. Yeah,
00:01:35my love. Wait, you don't have a girlfriend now, no? What, are you crazy? Oh, Christ almighty.
00:01:49Am I the only one with a boner in here? You're like the Ray Charles of pussyhounding. You
00:01:56see nothing. Pussyhounding? Yeah, shrimp patrol. Are you wearing makeup? For my job. It cuts
00:02:05down on the glare, dick. Want to hear something awesome? I'd like some awesome vodka right
00:02:10about now. This girl from Veneer Magazine doing a story on Playboys in Manhattan. Jade
00:02:18Hardwick? They call you too? No, I just... No. Sorry. Do you realize how much wool I'm
00:02:29going to pull after this? Yeah, that's cool that she called you. I know, that's what I'm
00:02:34saying. Look, we're taking her out. She's got to understand how I roll. Like a pimp.
00:02:42I need you to sound the alarm on some ass tonight. Try to call some girls who don't
00:02:45hate me. I'll have the seared ostrich a la paison, and start me off with a plate of short
00:02:55ribs, and get this bread out of here. I don't want to look at it. Hey. Hey. Chuck? What?
00:03:17No more dirty hugs. What do you want to take to the next level?
00:03:20I'm getting married on the 15th of April.
00:03:51When do you start smoking again?
00:04:02I wanted to tell you in person.
00:04:04Jack. What's wrong? Asshole. You're my best friend.
00:04:19Aren't you supposed to marry your best friend? Jack.
00:04:32What am I supposed to do? Be happy for me.
00:04:49What are you going to be for Halloween? It's Halloween. Next Tuesday. How do you not know
00:05:10what Halloween is? A lot going on lately. Like what? Just personal stuff. Oh. Like girl
00:05:21problems? Yeah, sort of. So what do you think I should be? I'll think about it. Okay.
00:05:31What's your name? Jack. I'm Sophie.
00:06:01Frosty! What's that? Frosty! Frosty! Is that the crack attack? She doesn't like to be called
00:06:23that anymore. Frosty, I'm coming out. What happened? Where are you getting the noise?
00:06:29Hello, Vader. Oh. Hey, Parsley. Hey, Serafina. Frosty! Hey. Hi. Hey, beautiful. Oh, I just
00:06:40love you. I've missed you so much. You know, I just love you so much. Hey, any of you faggots
00:06:44want a shotgun of beer? I win! So, uh, what's with all the models? You're a model. I'm an
00:07:05actress slash model slash artist, okay? Can't we get rid of these bitches and play caps
00:07:11or something? Why don't you try and make some friends? You could use some more of those.
00:07:14Okay, Dad.
00:07:40I used to make you jealous of the men she fucked before you met her.
00:07:45Take this!
00:07:49We can get high if you want.
00:07:51To all the ones that thought they knew me best, I'm tasked to prove your prowess. Who was
00:08:02my new 99? I want last names and coon status. To all the ones that hated me the most, a toast.
00:08:14Y'all really had me going for a second. I was nervous. Why am I the first to go? My
00:08:27ass.
00:08:30Cheers.
00:08:49Audrey, you okay in there?
00:08:51Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I just take a long time in the bathroom. I am a woman, you know.
00:09:05Yeah, I'll be right down.
00:09:07Audrey, are you sure you're okay in there?
00:09:20Yeah, yeah. You go, go. Have fun, you goddamn Viva.
00:09:28Come on, Jack, we're leaving.
00:09:30Jack, let's go.
00:10:01What are you, Arthur?
00:10:03It's not funny.
00:10:04Ladies?
00:10:05Dude, I need you on my team right now. Focus.
00:10:11Relax, I'm on your team, Arthur.
00:10:15This shit cost me like three grand.
00:10:18Jack, this is Kate.
00:10:20Hey, how's it going?
00:10:22Not scared of parsley. Seraphine and Annie.
00:10:27This is my favorite part of the evening, you know.
00:10:31Are you recording this?
00:10:33Actually, it's a bad thing. Actually, it's a Chrysler.
00:10:40God, you bastard.
00:10:44Here's to me, everybody.
00:10:50Feel the burn. Let's all just have sex with each other.
00:10:56My lover is on the floor. She's wanting more. She's wanting more.
00:11:03My lover is on the floor. She's wanting more.
00:11:11They call me the Candyman.
00:11:13Whatever.
00:11:15I like your writing. I read. Lots.
00:11:20Have you read any of The Time of Cholera?
00:11:23It's called The Time of Cholera. It's heavy.
00:11:27We should do Pilates together. It's all about your core.
00:11:30Okay, yeah, that's...
00:11:32I swear to God, I'm gonna shoot you in the foot if you don't drink some milk.
00:11:36Okay.
00:11:41Where do I get water?
00:11:44The toilet.
00:11:54Why didn't you take my officer's calls?
00:11:56I don't really take calls.
00:11:58Well, I was hoping to interview you.
00:12:01Regarding?
00:12:02I'm writing about Playboys.
00:12:04You're writing for Playboy?
00:12:05No, I'm like...
00:12:07So, can I interview you?
00:12:09I'm not a Playboy.
00:12:10Jack. Hey, baby.
00:12:12Hey, Stella.
00:12:13Haven't seen you in a while. I like your shirt.
00:12:15I like your shirt.
00:12:16Let's trade.
00:12:17Okay.
00:12:18Here.
00:12:20Smells like you.
00:12:25I'll see you later.
00:12:26Thanks, bitch.
00:12:31Why are you writing this article?
00:12:33Why are you living it?
00:12:35Oh.
00:12:36Not that it's anything to do with me.
00:12:38No, it's not.
00:12:39It's not?
00:12:40No, it's not.
00:12:41No, it's not.
00:12:42No, it's not.
00:12:43No, it's not.
00:12:44No, it's not.
00:12:45No, it's not.
00:12:46No, it's not.
00:12:47No, it's not.
00:12:48Not that it's any of your business, but I'm working on a novel.
00:12:50This is just a way to pay the bills.
00:12:53I've played tennis with your father.
00:12:56You have?
00:12:57Cubby Hardwick.
00:12:58You don't need to pay your bills.
00:13:00If you want to write a novel, just write it.
00:13:02Oh, it's so simple.
00:13:03Yeah, what, are you stuck?
00:13:06Okay, so you wrote a book, what, six years ago?
00:13:09Seven.
00:13:10And now you do this.
00:13:13Why are you getting mad at me?
00:13:14I'm not mad.
00:13:15It's okay to get mad. Just write your novel.
00:13:17Oh, it's so easy.
00:13:18Well, if it's so hard, maybe you should do something else.
00:13:20Maybe you should grow up, Peter Pan.
00:13:23Gee, thanks, Tinkerbell.
00:13:25You forgot one thing.
00:13:26Peter Pan, he's the fucking man.
00:13:28That's why they named the book after him.
00:13:31Good evening.
00:13:36Good evening.
00:13:47I forgot it.
00:14:14You're my favorite dog.
00:14:18Jack.
00:14:19I'm half in the bag.
00:14:21I think I pissed myself.
00:14:23I'm sorry.
00:14:26You're okay.
00:14:31I saw The Promised Land tonight.
00:14:33Yeah, what happened with that reporter?
00:14:35She bailed out.
00:14:40She flew too close to the sun.
00:14:47What?
00:14:48Nothing.
00:14:52She's cute, though, right?
00:14:54That British accent.
00:14:57I don't know. Whatever. Yeah.
00:14:59You're...
00:15:01Yeah.
00:15:05You want some chicken?
00:15:08No, thanks.
00:15:12I eat too much.
00:15:15I have a problem.
00:15:19You're okay.
00:15:20No, I'm not.
00:15:26Give me a hug, bro.
00:15:29Come on, man. Bring it in.
00:15:32Come on, dude.
00:15:33Dude.
00:15:35Dude, just a hug.
00:15:37Bro.
00:15:38Dude.
00:15:44All right.
00:15:45That's what I'm talking about.
00:15:47That's cool.
00:15:51Why don't you go sleep it off in the guest room?
00:15:59I'll probably just go sleep it off in the guest room.
00:16:01That's a good idea.
00:16:08Okay.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:37You know you're gonna marry me.
00:16:38You're just gonna.
00:16:40Oh, Frosty, when do I get to meet your family?
00:16:42You know that I play the flute?
00:16:44Correction, I'm a child prodigy on the flute.
00:16:47I'm a Scrabble champion.
00:16:48Remember that time you didn't believe me
00:16:50so that I kicked your ass?
00:16:52I remember.
00:16:53Oh, Frosty.
00:16:54We're getting married. I know you.
00:16:56I know all about you.
00:16:58I don't think I can get married.
00:16:59I don't think I have it in me.
00:17:00Oh, shut up.
00:17:01Didn't you hear what I just said?
00:17:02I said I know you.
00:17:04I'm a good listener.
00:17:05Yeah.
00:17:06We're getting married and soon I'm gonna have babies.
00:17:09You know I'd be an amazing mom.
00:17:12Yeah, I know.
00:17:20Hello?
00:17:22Hey!
00:17:24Oh, hi. No.
00:17:26You know what?
00:17:27I didn't call in because my friend actually had an accident.
00:17:32So I'm at the hospital.
00:17:34Yeah.
00:17:35Yeah, no, I can make it.
00:17:37Okay.
00:17:38Okay, bye.
00:17:41Rats, I have to go to a casting.
00:17:44Remember, marriage. I told you.
00:17:46Take something to eat with you.
00:17:48Oh, yeah.
00:17:49Get some to go.
00:17:50Here you go, Vader baby.
00:17:51You must be so hungry.
00:17:52Bye.
00:18:06Can I get a couple more of these?
00:18:14Hi.
00:18:15Hey.
00:18:17Prince.
00:18:18For Halloween.
00:18:19A singer?
00:18:20No, a real prince.
00:18:22Girls love princes.
00:18:23Oh.
00:18:24You gonna be a princess?
00:18:26No, I'm gonna be a giraffe.
00:18:28Wow.
00:18:30Why?
00:18:31Giraffes are cool.
00:18:35Why aren't you at work?
00:18:37I don't really work.
00:18:38You don't have a job?
00:18:40No.
00:18:41My dad works all the time.
00:18:42So does my mom.
00:18:45So, do you think maybe you could take me trick-or-treating?
00:18:49Really?
00:18:50I mean, if you're not busy or something.
00:18:53Shit, yeah.
00:18:55Sorry, I swear a lot.
00:18:57Is this okay with your parents?
00:18:59I'm eleven.
00:19:00I'm almost a teenager.
00:19:03So what do I wear?
00:19:04Velvet, duh.
00:19:06Hey.
00:19:07You wanna play some pool?
00:19:09Oh, no.
00:19:10I got a guitar lesson.
00:19:12Do you rock out?
00:19:14Yeah, I rock out.
00:19:16Alright, badass.
00:19:17Jesus.
00:19:19I can play Stairway to Heaven.
00:19:21Really?
00:19:22Yeah.
00:19:23I got a split.
00:19:25Okay.
00:19:26See ya.
00:19:35Can you please like him?
00:19:38I like him.
00:19:39I mean, he's Russell.
00:19:42I also like grilled cheeses.
00:19:43What does that have to do with it?
00:19:46Come on.
00:19:47You know we're supposed to get married.
00:19:49You never asked.
00:19:51Okay, no.
00:19:52What if I did ask?
00:19:53I'd say no.
00:19:54No, you wouldn't.
00:19:55Jack.
00:19:58You should have come last night.
00:20:00So I missed your dinner party.
00:20:02Who gives a shit?
00:20:03What'd you eat?
00:20:04Do you know how weird it is when you of all people don't show up?
00:20:07People think...
00:20:09Ooh, people think.
00:20:11Scary.
00:20:16Jack, the girl in the morning was a long time ago.
00:20:23Why do you think this is all going so fast?
00:20:26Russell and I have been together for five years.
00:20:28It hasn't been five years.
00:20:29Yes, it has.
00:20:31You're driving me crazy.
00:20:34We're just talking.
00:20:36I gotta get out of here.
00:20:41And another thing.
00:20:42There's no way I'm gonna let you marry Russell, so just deal with that.
00:20:47Try trying.
00:21:03I love you.
00:21:34How are your women problems?
00:21:37Mine suck.
00:22:03I love you.
00:22:04I love you too.
00:22:34I love you.
00:22:36I love you.
00:22:37If the position was open
00:22:41Things have changed since you came my way
00:22:45You gave me something to live for
00:22:49Darken the night and brighten up my day
00:22:55And I wanna thank you
00:22:58I love you
00:23:05Christ, what the fuck?
00:23:11Fucking hoodlums.
00:23:29Imaginary girl, this is a song for you
00:23:34Be mine forever
00:23:38I really need to know if you feel this too
00:23:42I don't like the jacket guys because it gets boring after a while.
00:23:45Especially if they don't have something in them.
00:23:47If they have something in them, they're okay.
00:23:49But otherwise, you know.
00:23:52Here, you take it.
00:23:53Really?
00:23:54Thanks.
00:23:59So, are you sure you wanna marry her?
00:24:03Jesus, yeah.
00:24:05I mean, yeah, I think so.
00:24:08Know that I don't wanna marry someone else, alright?
00:24:11That seems selfish.
00:24:13She's been saying we're gonna get married since we were like your age.
00:24:17She's a liar.
00:24:19Why do you wanna marry a liar?
00:24:20Are you listening? She made a promise.
00:24:22So what? You were like 11.
00:24:24That would be like me marrying Tommy from karate class like 50 years from now.
00:24:28Alright, alright, alright.
00:24:31Can I get a bag of peanuts?
00:24:33Sure.
00:24:43Don't be sad.
00:24:45I'll try, but it's a bitch.
00:24:51Good night, Prince.
00:24:54Good night.
00:24:58Happy Halloween.
00:25:00Happy Halloween.
00:25:14Mr. Cross, your guest arrived. She's upstairs.
00:25:16I believe she's Cinderella.
00:25:20What? No way. Are you serious?
00:25:23Oh, hey, Jack. How are you?
00:25:24Not so good.
00:25:27So guess what we're dressed up as.
00:25:29I don't know. Colonel Sanders and the chick from the Eurythmics?
00:25:32No. Hemingway and Fitzgerald.
00:25:35Mr. Frost, your guest. And Miss Ozzie, sir.
00:25:38And what are you dressed up as, Jack?
00:25:40It's a good thing I ran into you.
00:25:41Next month, my book club is meeting at Amy's house.
00:25:45Oh, great. You're here.
00:25:48Tinkerbell works for Veneer magazine.
00:25:50Russell's dressed up like a writer. Carolina's marrying us.
00:25:53Well, actually, I'm dressed up as Hemingway, but I'm also a writer.
00:25:56Hi, it's nice to meet you.
00:25:57It's pretty here in person. I've been reading your work.
00:26:00Yeah, Carolina's one of my main inspirations.
00:26:02I'm Jack's editor.
00:26:04He must not be very demanding.
00:26:06No, he's not, actually.
00:26:09Hey, how's your novel going?
00:26:11I...
00:26:12Oh, you're writing a novel?
00:26:13Yeah, it's called Untitled Work in Progress, number six.
00:26:16But right now, she's writing an article about playboys.
00:26:18Oh, you should write about Jack. I was...
00:26:21Actually, I've been thinking about settling down recently.
00:26:25Okay, well, um...
00:26:27It was nice meeting you.
00:26:29Nice to meet you. Happy Halloween.
00:26:31Happy Halloween.
00:26:33She's pretty.
00:26:35Yeah, she's a real loudmouth.
00:26:37Sir, your guest, Cinderella, is cavorting on the bar.
00:26:41Wow, Jack, Cinderella and Tinkerbell.
00:26:43You keep real magical company.
00:26:45Thanks, Gatsby.
00:26:47So, Jack, what are you dressed up as?
00:26:49I'm a fucking prince, man.
00:26:53Dude, hey, hey.
00:26:56Did you shave your arms?
00:26:58No, no. I waxed.
00:27:00Like a pimp, yo.
00:27:03Rossi!
00:27:06Rossi!
00:27:07Rossi, I love Rossi.
00:27:09Ah, son of a...
00:27:10Rossi!
00:27:12Let's get a shot.
00:27:15Who are all these suckers?
00:27:17Hey, Ozzy.
00:27:19Hey, let's go to the bar. This guy's talking to me.
00:27:22That's Scotch.
00:27:24Yeah, I know that, silly.
00:27:26God, you're a pretty gross ass.
00:27:29Two shots of whiskey, my gosh.
00:27:31Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, my blood.
00:27:35What?
00:27:37Do you have a boyfriend?
00:27:38No.
00:27:39I find that hard to believe.
00:27:41Are you wearing Chanel number five?
00:27:43No.
00:27:44Number 19.
00:27:46Ooh, super cute.
00:27:48I'm going to pilot a kitten, so why don't you sit here?
00:27:51I live in the here.
00:27:55Hey, Scotch.
00:27:57Hey, Foxy.
00:27:58What are you dressed as, the slutty businesswoman?
00:28:01He likes.
00:28:02These are my real clothes.
00:28:04Oh.
00:28:05So what are you doing here?
00:28:07Do you want to interview me a go?
00:28:09No, I'm having a drink.
00:28:12Seriously.
00:28:14Let's fuck.
00:28:19You realize how disgusting you are?
00:28:23Yeah.
00:28:30Foxy, where did you go?
00:28:33I think this belongs to you.
00:28:36The women in here are mean.
00:28:38They have bad hair.
00:28:40I kind of like this one, though.
00:28:42She's cute, isn't she?
00:28:43She's cute in an awkward way.
00:28:46Let's take her home with us.
00:28:48We'll do naughty stuff to you.
00:28:50You know we will.
00:28:53No.
00:28:54Later, losers!
00:28:56Ow.
00:28:59You're coming with us.
00:29:00I don't think so.
00:29:01Oh!
00:29:10I want to play caps.
00:29:12Just one shot.
00:29:14Just, we'll just do one shot.
00:29:18That's the bathroom.
00:29:19That's right.
00:29:25Just one shot.
00:29:31Ozzie.
00:29:33Ozzie.
00:29:35Sit down, motherfucker.
00:29:40Sit down.
00:29:51Let's make this interesting.
00:29:54If I win, I take off all my clothes, and we sleep together.
00:30:03And if you win...
00:30:05You go to rehab.
00:30:11For what?
00:30:19Okay.
00:30:21Okay.
00:30:34No.
00:30:36I didn't even get to win.
00:30:38You kiss me.
00:30:40I'm going to bed.
00:30:42No.
00:30:46I don't want to go to bed.
00:30:48Yeah.
00:30:52You go to bed.
00:31:09So what's with all these young girls?
00:31:11What, are you joking?
00:31:13You've really got it all figured out.
00:31:15Yes, I do, thank you.
00:31:18See, now we're having a dialogue, exchanging ideas, thoughts, just, well...
00:31:23You poor, poor boy.
00:31:27Swamp.
00:31:28So what are you going to do with your life?
00:31:30I'm thinking of this.
00:31:32It's called a Boilermaker.
00:31:36It's called a Boilermaker.
00:31:43So what are you good at?
00:31:46I'm good at geography.
00:31:49All right, geek.
00:31:50What's the capital of Papua New Guinea?
00:31:52Port Moresby.
00:31:53Seriously, what do you do?
00:31:55What, are you my biographer?
00:32:01Who's that?
00:32:04Her mother.
00:32:07She's beautiful, where does she live?
00:32:09She died.
00:32:10Do you know how to make a tequila sunrise?
00:32:11I'm sorry.
00:32:12Shit, neither do I.
00:32:14What happened?
00:32:18She got sick, I was 17.
00:32:21It was a long time ago, it's OK.
00:32:24I'm going to get some drinks, you want a sidebar or something?
00:32:26I should be heading home.
00:32:28Look, I'm a prince, I'm not going to hit on you.
00:32:31I'll get some beers.
00:32:33Take your clothes off.
00:32:35I'm fucking with you.
00:32:37You should see your face.
00:32:52You got a boyfriend?
00:32:55Not right now.
00:32:57So you're dating?
00:32:59Yeah, I guess.
00:33:01Dating?
00:33:03What is that?
00:33:06People really go out to dinner and have conversations.
00:33:10So I take it you don't have a girlfriend?
00:33:14No, I'm waiting for love.
00:33:16Yeah, I can see that.
00:33:17I'm serious.
00:33:20So you've never been in love?
00:33:22Yeah, I've been in love.
00:33:24It only happens once.
00:33:26I don't think that's true.
00:33:28That's because you've never been in love.
00:33:31Wait, so you're waiting to fall in love, but you've been in love and you think it only happens once?
00:33:40Yeah.
00:33:41So you're waiting for something that by your own definition will never happen?
00:33:47It's actually more fun than it sounds.
00:33:50God, it sounds awful.
00:33:55Let's go to the jungle.
00:34:25Okay.
00:34:55166 Grand Street, St. Brooklyn.
00:34:58Aw, man, are you shitting me?
00:35:01Couldn't even spring for a place by the beach.
00:35:04Cheap ass.
00:35:08I wish you were coming with.
00:35:26Don't ask, I say.
00:35:42Dick.
00:35:45Dick.
00:35:52Fuck.
00:35:54You cannot be serious.
00:35:56Don't get so cocky.
00:35:58These courts are jacked.
00:35:59There's cracks everywhere.
00:36:00I can't get a good bounce.
00:36:02I don't understand why we can't just play at the club.
00:36:04They make you dress like an asshole.
00:36:06Dude, it's called tradition.
00:36:08Your great-grandfather founded the place.
00:36:10Does that mean anything to you?
00:36:12Shut up.
00:36:14Shoot me straight.
00:36:16You think I screwed it up with that reporter chick?
00:36:18She's not returning my calls.
00:36:21She left me a message.
00:36:22And?
00:36:23I haven't called her back yet.
00:36:25You think she wants background?
00:36:26You gotta call her.
00:36:28Dude, seriously, I need this.
00:36:30No, you don't.
00:36:34You know I do.
00:36:40Please don't make him look like an asshole.
00:36:43Who?
00:36:44Scotch on the rocks.
00:36:46I'm serious.
00:36:47Okay, well then give me something nice about him I can use.
00:36:51He loves animals.
00:36:53Come on.
00:36:55What do you want from me?
00:36:57He's fat.
00:36:58He's not funny.
00:36:59He's got no manners.
00:37:00He's socially retarded.
00:37:01He wears women's perfume.
00:37:04He would literally fuck a goat.
00:37:10Look, he's my friend.
00:37:12I don't want to see him get hurt.
00:37:17So what's the book you don't write about?
00:37:22It's hard to explain.
00:37:25Yeah.
00:37:27I'm surprised at how sad yours was.
00:37:29Yeah, well the next one will be funnier.
00:37:31That's what I liked about it.
00:37:33When are you going to write another one?
00:37:35I'm not really a writer.
00:37:37You wrote a book.
00:37:38I just wrote that to tell someone something.
00:37:40So that's it? You're never going to write again?
00:37:42Well, if I ever have to say something like that again, I might.
00:37:45So the little girl in your book, she was real?
00:37:47Oh, Jesus.
00:37:48Oh, I also like how mysterious.
00:37:51She was the girl in the suit.
00:37:53Oh, the one who's engaged.
00:37:58I'm sorry, that must be weird.
00:38:02You ever kiss someone and felt like you were kissing yourself?
00:38:07No.
00:38:10That's a real shit sandwich.
00:38:32What?
00:38:55Cute dog.
00:38:56Really?
00:38:57Give it to me, come on, come on.
00:39:03You want to come run over to my mom's for Thanksgiving?
00:39:05She's making the eggs and the bread with little Hulk.
00:39:07Hey, Scotch on the rocks.
00:39:09Hey, drop it like it's hot.
00:39:11Why don't you drop 50 and don't stop, fat boy?
00:39:13What did you say to me?
00:39:14I said try not to eat the dog, I know you're hungry.
00:39:16Why don't you go climb a tree, brat?
00:39:17Bro, what are you going to do, fall on us?
00:39:19You want to face this?
00:39:20Hold this.
00:39:21Easy, cushion, that's true.
00:39:22Oh, is that your boyfriend?
00:39:23Why don't you guys go make out?
00:39:25Hey, fuck you.
00:39:26Anytime, pretty boy, anytime.
00:39:27Later, you fucking tub of shit.
00:39:29Shove it up your ass.
00:39:31It's okay, man.
00:39:32Why would they say that?
00:39:33Don't worry about them.
00:39:35Hey, look at me.
00:39:36How much do you think I weigh?
00:39:38I don't care how much you weigh.
00:39:44Look at that little guy.
00:39:46He's just doing his thing.
00:39:48No one's judging him.
00:39:51No one's waiting.
00:39:55I think I'm not doing very well.
00:39:58I mean emotionally.
00:40:00I know.
00:40:02I think Carolina might really go through with this.
00:40:05Yeah, I think she is.
00:40:09Fuck this pessimism.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13Pess-a-fucking-ism.
00:40:15I'm learning disabled.
00:40:17Stay positive.
00:40:18Did you say let's fuck?
00:40:21Sort of.
00:40:23I said it wrong.
00:40:25Look, we can always take this guy out if we have to.
00:40:29You want to whack Russell?
00:40:31You gotta jimmy down on this.
00:40:33I'm trying, man.
00:40:34Jimmy down.
00:40:37Hack and sack.
00:40:40Just listen.
00:40:42You're making a mistake.
00:40:43I'm saying that as a friend.
00:40:44Jack.
00:40:45What?
00:40:46Stop.
00:40:47Stop what?
00:40:49We're not 17 anymore.
00:40:51What's that supposed to mean?
00:40:52You're older.
00:40:53You think I'm 17?
00:40:54Stop.
00:40:55Come on.
00:40:58You've been in a sexual hurricane for the last seven years.
00:41:01Oh, is this how we're doing it?
00:41:03Okay.
00:41:04I don't think that you'll ever love Russell the way that you loved me.
00:41:07Russell and I are going to have a life together.
00:41:10We're not going to be a story in a book.
00:41:18I wrote that for you.
00:41:26I want you to read this at the wedding.
00:41:34I'm not reading this.
00:41:35But it's...
00:41:36I know what it is.
00:41:43I just want us all to be okay.
00:41:44We're not okay.
00:41:49Look, I know this isn't the right time to ask you this, but I really need you to go to Russell's book club.
00:41:55Are you out of your mind?
00:41:56Please?
00:41:57Will you just go for me?
00:42:01He senses something weird between us.
00:42:04There is something weird between us.
00:42:05There is something weird between us.
00:42:06His name is Russell.
00:42:17I wake to sleep and take my waking slow.
00:42:22I feel my fate in what I cannot fear.
00:42:27I learn by going where I have to go.
00:42:34Are you going to stay here forever?
00:42:35Hurry it up, son.
00:42:36The turkey is almost ready.
00:42:38Oh, and we got you a present.
00:42:59I'd like to say something.
00:43:05A toast.
00:43:06To the orphan Thanksgiving.
00:43:08Yeah.
00:43:09Cheers.
00:43:10Cheers.
00:43:11Cheers.
00:43:12Cheers.
00:43:13Cheers.
00:43:14Cheers.
00:43:15Cheers.
00:43:16Yeah, baby.
00:43:17This is good.
00:43:18You guys want some?
00:43:19Yeah.
00:43:20Pass it on.
00:43:21Yeah, definitely.
00:43:22Are you going to cut the turkey?
00:43:24Happy Thanksgiving.
00:43:26Pumpkin pie.
00:43:28Thanks.
00:43:29Hey, you want a drink?
00:43:34I'm a leopard.
00:43:38My mom was teaching me how to make pies today.
00:43:47Turns out she's really good.
00:43:48He showed me about how you have to take the fork
00:43:51and poke all the little holes in at the bottom
00:43:53so the air doesn't...
00:43:55Do you ever feel like you're not here?
00:44:00No.
00:44:02Like you're not you anymore. It's not going to get better.
00:44:10Where's your family?
00:44:13My mom's dead.
00:44:15How'd she die?
00:44:18Why'd she kill herself?
00:44:22It's okay if you feel like crying.
00:44:35Sorry, I'm not much for crying.
00:44:37Fucking holidays, man.
00:44:43Are you going to be okay?
00:44:46My grandmother's visiting. Do you want to meet her?
00:44:50What's her name?
00:44:51Nana.
00:44:52Nana!
00:44:54Eat the pie. You'll feel better.
00:44:58Promise?
00:45:00Alright.
00:45:03Hey, high five.
00:45:08Right up.
00:45:16Oh, there he is.
00:45:17Here's my literary rival.
00:45:19Hey.
00:45:20But I'll make another pass at it, because I thought
00:45:22the way that he made the geographic terrain
00:45:25a breathable character, I thought was amazing.
00:45:28I know, but I'll give you that, Russell.
00:45:30I think he gets better and better.
00:45:32Anyway, Jack, to bring you up to speed,
00:45:34we were talking about...
00:45:36how the world is changing.
00:45:38Yeah.
00:45:39I mean, I don't know.
00:45:41I mean, I don't know.
00:45:44How the writer should learn the rules
00:45:48from the masters.
00:45:50And, of course, the masters I'm talking about,
00:45:52the Greeks.
00:45:53I mean, to me, the goal of the writers
00:45:55has never been that much different
00:45:57than the goal of the doctor,
00:45:59which is to heal.
00:46:00Jack, what do you think?
00:46:02About what?
00:46:04About the goal, the goal of the writer.
00:46:08Come on, buddy, you must have some kind of an opinion.
00:46:12I don't know.
00:46:15Music.
00:46:17Like, with some really black notes
00:46:20that gives us a glimmer of where we came from.
00:46:30Fuck that, whatever, I don't know.
00:46:32Why don't you tell us why you wrote your book?
00:46:35Why did you write your book?
00:46:41I guess to tell the girl that I loved her.
00:46:44I mean, I think that she knew it.
00:46:48But I was trying to tell her something else, too,
00:46:50just...
00:46:51just...
00:46:52just tell her that...
00:46:56I was pretty clear then.
00:46:58It's not so clear now.
00:47:01Fuck that, I'm still in love with her,
00:47:03and I'm pretty sure she's in love with me.
00:47:11I'll see you guys later. Keep up the good work.
00:47:22Jack!
00:47:24Why won't you stay away from her?
00:47:26Everything's fine, Russell.
00:47:28Stay away from her, Jack.
00:47:30You know, I don't know what you think you're doing.
00:47:32Come on, buddy, it's over.
00:47:35Fine.
00:47:41It must kill you to know that I fucked your wife all those times,
00:47:44and then we spent almost our whole lives together.
00:47:46What did you say?
00:47:47I am more a part of who she is than you know or will ever be.
00:47:49So why don't you head back to your book club, Oprah?
00:47:55Jack.
00:47:57Your book wasn't really that good.
00:48:01Get a life, Jack.
00:48:27What do you think of that?
00:48:29No, Hondo, that's not a word.
00:48:36What happened to your eye?
00:48:38I got punched in the face.
00:48:40Why?
00:48:42I'm a dick.
00:48:44No, you're not.
00:48:46Yes, he is.
00:48:48Yeah, Hondo, those girls you let in, you can let them out.
00:48:51Why?
00:48:53You're killing the dream.
00:48:58You remind me of this story my mom used to read to me.
00:49:01You're not great.
00:49:03No, I'm serious.
00:49:05It's about this guy named King John,
00:49:07and no one liked him, not even Santa Claus.
00:49:10Thanks a lot.
00:49:11No, listen.
00:49:12He was all alone in the whole world,
00:49:14so he wrote a note to Santa Claus
00:49:16asking him for all these presents.
00:49:18And he said,
00:49:19Yeah?
00:49:20Like a knife, chocolate, oranges, crackers and nuts.
00:49:25But most, most of all,
00:49:27what he really wanted was a big red India ball.
00:49:33I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
00:49:39All he wanted was a rubber ball.
00:49:42I don't think it matters what he wanted.
00:49:46It's nice.
00:49:48What's nice?
00:49:50Having someone to talk to.
00:50:04I'm sorry.
00:50:06It's okay.
00:50:08It's okay.
00:50:10It's okay.
00:50:12It's okay.
00:50:14It's okay.
00:50:20Did you tell Russell I was in love with you?
00:50:23I don't know, maybe.
00:50:25Why would you do that?
00:50:27I went to the goddamn book club.
00:50:29Are you trying to ruin my life?
00:50:31I'm trying to save your life.
00:50:35Oh, Jesus.
00:50:38What's going on here?
00:50:42I'm cooking dinner.
00:50:44You're cooking?
00:50:46Yeah, I cook.
00:50:48You don't cook.
00:50:53Maybe we should just slow down.
00:51:01Can we talk about this tomorrow? I have someone coming over.
00:51:03Who?
00:51:05Carrot? Parsnip? Raspberry?
00:51:08No, Kate.
00:51:11Ugh.
00:51:13Russell likes her writing.
00:51:15Russell wouldn't know a good book if they bit him in the face.
00:51:21You like her.
00:51:36Shit.
00:51:43You gotta be kidding me.
00:51:45Come on.
00:52:06I'm a bad person.
00:52:08I know.
00:52:11Russell's at his bachelor party.
00:52:15He's always rocky anyway.
00:52:27Why are you crying?
00:52:29I gotta go.
00:52:32Hi, it's me.
00:52:34That's me too.
00:53:01You said you'd be my dream
00:53:03I could have you every night
00:53:05And if by morning I'd forgotten you
00:53:07Well, no big deal, I'd be alright
00:53:09Cause you're the reoccurring kind
00:53:11You're the reoccurring kind
00:53:13You're the reoccurring kind
00:53:15You're the reoccurring kind
00:53:17You're the reoccurring kind
00:53:19You're the reoccurring kind
00:53:21You're the reoccurring kind
00:53:23You're the reoccurring kind
00:53:25You're the reoccurring kind
00:53:27You're the reoccurring kind
00:53:29You're the reoccurring kind
00:53:34Hello?
00:53:35Fuck you.
00:53:36What?
00:53:37You know exactly what, asshole.
00:53:39Scotch, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:53:41Well, then you can read all about it, I guess.
00:53:43Douchebag.
00:53:45Hello?
00:53:54Hey!
00:53:56I can tell you've been exfoliating.
00:53:58Of course, look amazing.
00:54:00You're so sweet, thank you.
00:54:02Of course.
00:54:03Oh, hey, Steffy.
00:54:04Have you met the last international playboy?
00:54:06I was trying to help you.
00:54:08What makes you think I need your help?
00:54:11Steff, could you give us a sec?
00:54:15Being your friend sucks.
00:54:18What's that supposed to mean?
00:54:21You take everything.
00:54:23I mean, this was my thing, and you took it.
00:54:25Took it?
00:54:26She made me look like an asshole.
00:54:28Puppeteer of women's emotions, fundamentally broken.
00:54:31I'm broken.
00:54:34I guess nobody cares about me.
00:54:36I care about you.
00:54:38Oh, so is that why you said I was...
00:54:40Wait, let me make sure I don't misquote you.
00:54:42Fat and unfunny?
00:54:44Scotch.
00:54:45No.
00:54:46Candy.
00:54:47Not this time.
00:54:48Come on.
00:54:50I'm not joking.
00:54:53I can't be friends with you anymore.
00:54:59Fucking car.
00:55:07I got it.
00:55:14Let me just get my apology out of the way.
00:55:16I'm sorry, but this is fucked up.
00:55:19This is fucked up.
00:55:22I wrote my story.
00:55:23That's not what you did.
00:55:26What the hell is wrong with you?
00:55:29Have you been drinking?
00:55:30I am drinking.
00:55:33You think nothing you do has any consequences.
00:55:36This has consequences.
00:55:38Oh, poor you. Stop being a child.
00:55:40Why the fuck is everyone calling me a child?
00:55:42Do you realize how old I am?
00:55:43And you're so mature.
00:55:45Yes, and I'm getting married.
00:55:48Congratulations.
00:55:49Fuck you.
00:55:50And my condolences to the bride.
00:55:52Go to hell.
00:55:53You go to hell, dickhead.
00:55:54Fine, I will.
00:55:56Good.
00:55:57Yeah.
00:55:59Yeah.
00:56:01Good.
00:56:18Hello?
00:56:19I need to see you.
00:56:21Jack, I can't deal with this right now.
00:56:23I'm at the wedding library.
00:56:24I'll call you later, okay?
00:56:26Wedding library?
00:56:47I'm at the wedding library.
00:57:17Jesus.
00:57:23Jesus.
00:57:30What do you think?
00:57:37Marry me.
00:57:39Jack, don't do this.
00:57:42I'm doing this.
00:57:45Marry me.
00:57:46I mean it. I love you.
00:58:08Marry me.
00:58:33I'm going to walk him.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:56Jack?
00:59:03Jack?
00:59:09Hey there, Jack.
00:59:11Why are you in the bathtub?
00:59:20Do you want me to play Stairway for you?
00:59:22Yeah.
00:59:37Sorry, it's out of tune.
00:59:52Sorry.
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01:01:26Is that it?
01:01:45Hundo.
01:01:47You can't go outside like that.
01:01:48It's freezing.
01:01:49for Jack. I'm reading about him right now. This is great. He smashed my guitar and I
01:01:56have a lesson today. Shit. Oh buddy my heart. I haven't seen him for four days. He left
01:02:04me with this lousy dog. You know you should hang out with other kids. The ones your age.
01:02:11Because this kid. I love this kid. Hondo are you going to help me or not? Here. Call
01:02:26this goofball. He might know something. What? I can take care of him. No no this guy. There's
01:02:38something wrong with this guy. I can't believe that he lives here. Hey. Bring that back when
01:02:45you're done. And put on a sweater. I'm saying listen. Do you know who I am? No. Okay. I'm
01:03:02on TV. Do you think that's awesome? Because it's awesome. It's awesome. You're so pretty.
01:03:11You're like a little daisy in the field. You're like a butterfly landing on something delicate.
01:03:18You're like a chrysanthemum. A chrysanthemum? Right. That's it. It's like. Do you feel what's
01:03:34happening right here? The connection. The energy. Let me ask you something. Yeah. Will you go to
01:03:46the bathroom and take off your panties and then come back in and put them in my pocket? Don't
01:03:52tell me about it. Okay. Ow. You're the reason he ran away. Grown-ups don't run away. I know
01:04:05you slept with him. You don't understand guys like him. You've got Jack all wrong. He's a
01:04:14professional charmer. He's empty inside. Yeah, I can read. Anyways, he's not empty inside. He's a
01:04:21dick. He knows that. Would he put you up to this? Yeah, you wish. I don't think this is about girls.
01:04:32Well, what's it about? I think he might do something. I think he might hurt himself. Jack
01:04:39is not gonna hurt himself. Jack is probably drunk doing something you shouldn't even know
01:04:43about right now. That's how his mom died. She hurt herself. You didn't write that he was empty.
01:04:51You just said that he was broken. I mean, isn't there a difference?
01:05:14I thought you were best friends. Yeah, well that was another lifetime. Kate wrote something
01:05:27really mean about him. I know. That was supposed to be about me. He pissed all over the best thing
01:05:33that almost happened to me. He broke my ax. Typical. But I forgive him. Not my problem, lady.
01:05:40He's having an existential crisis. Tell it to the judge.
01:05:46And what is that anyway? It's when you don't know who you are, so nothing matters.
01:05:53I know if I were in trouble, he would help me. God damn it. Well, I know who I am.
01:06:02I'm not gonna let him have some extra fucking sexual thing happen. Not on my watch.
01:06:06Wait here. I'm gonna go change into something a little more appropriate.
01:06:14You're gonna bring him back, right? You're goddamn right I am. You're pretty awesome.
01:06:20Really? Yeah, totally. I threw eggs at you on Halloween. That was you? Yeah, I'm sorry.
01:06:29Thanks. Do you think you could come to my school for career day?
01:06:37What, after you mess with me? No.
01:06:47I can whip something up.
01:07:06Jeez Louise.
01:07:26What are you doing here? Taking you home.
01:07:30I am home, little man. Come on, let's get you up.
01:07:33Come on. Hey, don't rain on my boat.
01:07:43I can't believe I'm saying this, but you can't do this forever.
01:07:49Dude, what?
01:07:52Asshole.
01:07:53Hackensack!
01:08:10Get a hold of me, bro. I need a boost.
01:08:23Now we're even. You got one swing left. No one's marrying your woman.
01:08:41No way, Jose.
01:08:45Sophie wanted me to give you this.
01:08:53I'm sorry I let you down. Hey man, bad breath is better than no breath at all.
01:09:20What? It's an expression.
01:09:33Scotch. What?
01:09:37Thank you. Yeah, I mean, it's nothing. I mean, friends are for that, right?
01:09:50So,
01:09:58so,
01:10:15hey, Sophia.
01:10:28Hey.
01:10:40I called you like 50 times. Yeah, I threw my phone in the ocean.
01:10:49Where'd you get this? My mom gave it to me when I was your age.
01:10:53Your mother gave it to you and you want me to have it? Yes, I do.
01:10:59Okay. I was really worried about you. I'm sorry. I'm having pancakes with Ozzy.
01:11:07You should come. Ozzy? Yeah, she got out of rehab when you ran away. I took care of her dog.
01:11:14I took care of her dog.
01:11:20You would.
01:11:36Thanks.
01:11:39God, you look really good.
01:11:40You know, I used to think the Jackaline took care of me.
01:11:46Kind of made me feel special.
01:11:49We can share.
01:11:52Yeah, we can share it.
01:11:56All right.
01:12:00I'm going to go get a drink of water.
01:12:02You saved my life.
01:12:06No, Jack, really. You saved my life.
01:12:14You do look like shit, though.
01:12:17Yeah, I know.
01:12:20You look like shit, too.
01:12:24You look like shit, too.
01:12:28You look like shit, too.
01:12:31He's just hung over. Let's not mother him.
01:13:01Girl, I cannot go there. You're alone.
01:13:14Line by line, I'm losing your face.
01:13:24Left behind, cleaning up your place.
01:13:34I'm alone.
01:13:40I'm alone.
01:13:46The inside of me is New York in winter.
01:13:51The inside of me is Central Park.
01:13:57Jack. Jack Russell.
01:13:59Mr. Hardwicke.
01:14:00Oh, nonsense. Go on, come here.
01:14:02Okay.
01:14:03My daughter did a hell of a number on you.
01:14:08Yeah, I probably had it coming.
01:14:10Strip for magazine.
01:14:12I don't know why she works there. She's far too intelligent.
01:14:15I told her.
01:14:17Young man needs to wet his whistle occasionally.
01:14:20I'm not so young anymore.
01:14:23Oh, well, that happens.
01:14:27Here comes the nemesis.
01:14:29I'll see you off the table.
01:14:33Care to join us, Jack?
01:14:35No, thanks. I'm just finishing up.
01:14:37Do call me. Thanks.
01:14:39It's good to see you again.
01:14:40Good to see you, too.
01:14:45Hey.
01:14:46Hi. How are you?
01:14:49Pretty good.
01:14:50You?
01:14:54I'm sorry.
01:14:57I'm sorry, too.
01:15:00You sure you don't want to join us?
01:15:03Uh, I can. I'm going to a wedding this afternoon.
01:15:06Okay, well, I'll see you around.
01:15:14Jack. I never told you.
01:15:18Tinkerbell saves Peter Pan.
01:15:20She's the reason he can fly.
01:15:23I really don't know what that means, but I kind of like the sound of it.
01:15:29Yeah.
01:15:50Mrs. Frost, one day I'm going to marry Jack.
01:16:01Not soon, but one day.
01:16:20All of my days
01:16:23All of my days
01:16:28Many a road, you know
01:16:31I've been walking on
01:16:34All of my days
01:16:39And I've been trying to find
01:16:44What's been in my mind
01:16:48As the days keep turning into night
01:16:55Watch the sky breaking on
01:16:58The promise that we made
01:17:01All of this rain
01:17:06And I've been trying to find
01:17:11What's been in my mind
01:17:15As the days keep turning into night
01:17:30Many a night I found myself with no friends standing near
01:17:34All of my days
01:17:40I cried aloud, I shook my hands
01:17:43At what I'm doing here
01:17:46All of these days
01:17:52For I look around me
01:17:57And my eyes confound me
01:18:02And it's just too bright
01:18:08As the days keep turning into night
01:18:14I wake to sleep and take my waking slow
01:18:18I feel my fate and what I cannot fear
01:18:22I learn by going where I have to go
01:18:24This shaking keeps me steady
01:18:28I should know
01:18:30What falls away is always, and is near
01:18:38I wake to sleep
01:18:40And take my waking slow
01:18:43I learn by going where I have to go
01:19:14Thank you
01:19:16I'm happy for both of you
01:19:18Thank you, Jack
01:19:20This is my friend, Sophie
01:19:22Hi, Sophie, nice to meet you
01:19:24Hi, Sophie
01:19:28Keep a sunrise
01:19:30Shirley Temple
01:19:44Hey
01:19:46These fuckers really know how to do it all
01:19:48You remember Verushka
01:19:50Hi, Jack
01:19:52Hi, Sophie, nice to meet you
01:19:54Hi, Sophie
01:19:56I liked your book
01:19:58Mary Dickensian
01:20:00It's not Irish?
01:20:02No
01:20:04She actually likes me
01:20:06She's teaching me to read
01:20:08I think I'm in love
01:20:10Give me a minute
01:20:13Ah
01:20:19Whew
01:20:21Man
01:20:23You okay?
01:20:25Yeah, I really am
01:20:27Because you really shit the bed out there
01:20:29You just sat there
01:20:33What's going on?
01:20:35Okay, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
01:20:37Are you smoking weed?
01:20:40Okay
01:20:46It's gone
01:20:48Doesn't hurt me
01:20:52Cool
01:20:56I'm looking for a giraffe to dance with
01:21:10I've never seen you like this before
01:21:12What do you mean?
01:21:14I see a happy smile
01:21:18You know, you may be the coolest girl I know
01:21:20Oh, shut up
01:21:26I'm going to take a walk
01:21:28Hey
01:21:30What?
01:21:32Nothing
01:21:35Hey
01:21:37What?
01:21:40What?
01:22:04This is the first day of my life
01:22:07I swear
01:22:09I was born right in the doorway
01:22:13I went out in the rain
01:22:15Suddenly everything changed
01:22:17They're spreading blankets
01:22:19On the beach
01:22:23Yours is the first face
01:22:25That I saw
01:22:29I think I was blind before I met you
01:22:33And I don't know where I am
01:22:36And I don't know where I've been
01:22:38But I know where I want to go
01:22:44And so I thought I'd let you know
01:22:48Yeah, these things take forever
01:22:50I especially am slow
01:22:52But I realize