かまいガチ 2024年10月02日 「でな、話はここからやねん」好井まさお、ホテルの冷蔵庫にまさかの…
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00:00I just hugged her because she was a passerby, so I said it's okay.
00:07Tonight, the story starts from here, the second half.
00:13From a funny story to a scary story.
00:18Who has the biggest gap between funny and scary?
00:24This, this, this.
00:30Who has the biggest gap between funny and scary?
00:37The person who thinks he can do something in the second round.
00:41I want to hear Okuda's story.
00:44The second round.
00:46From a funny story.
00:48When I was in my early 20s, I had a girlfriend.
00:52My family was strict.
00:54I had to go home at 9 o'clock.
00:56I dated her for three months.
00:59I kissed her a little.
01:04Christmas came in those three months.
01:07We were eating.
01:09It's Christmas, but I can't stay here until 8 o'clock.
01:15She said,
01:17I'm staying at my friend's house today.
01:22You don't have to go home.
01:24She's so cute.
01:26I said, I'm not ready.
01:28You're kidding me.
01:30I was in my early 20s.
01:32I said,
01:34Do you want to stay somewhere?
01:38I looked for a love hotel.
01:41It's Christmas.
01:43There is no love hotel.
01:45Some people have never been there.
01:47There was a panel.
01:50There was a picture of the room.
01:52The panel was shining in the air.
01:54I pressed the button and the key came out.
01:56I pressed the button and the key came out.
01:58I had a hard time.
02:00You can't give up.
02:02I can't give up.
02:04Next,
02:06I decided to give up.
02:08I wanted to go to a fancy place.
02:11I wanted to go to a fancy place.
02:13I wanted to go to a fancy place.
02:15I went there.
02:17It was shining.
02:19There was a panel.
02:21I went there.
02:23The manager said,
02:24It's a full room.
02:26I said,
02:28It was shining.
02:30I pushed the button.
02:32I pushed the button.
02:34I went into the room.
02:36It was a dusty room.
02:38It was a dusty room.
02:40It doesn't matter.
02:42I started to do something.
02:44I started to do something.
02:46I turned on the light.
02:48I turned on the light.
02:50I didn't look at the panel.
02:52I didn't look at the panel.
02:54When the room darkened,
02:56She made the room brighter.
02:58When the room darkened,
03:00She made the room brighter.
03:02It was my first time.
03:06It was my first time.
03:09It was embarrassing.
03:12I make the BGM louder
03:14and make it smaller.
03:17I thought,
03:19Maybe I want her to hear it.
03:21I thought,
03:22So, the story starts from here, but a few months later, I went to the first hotel I went to with Tsukihata, and I felt like I couldn't do what I was doing at all.
03:38What?
03:40If I raise the volume, lower it. If I make the lighting darker, make it brighter.
03:47I didn't like it, so I said,
03:49What?
03:51Didn't you do that?
03:53I didn't touch anything.
03:56Why would you lower the volume if you raised it?
04:00Why would you make it brighter if you made it darker?
04:04It's different.
04:06What?
04:08I'm a little scared, but I'll look into it.
04:11When I looked into the hotel, there was an incident where a couple was killed.
04:19It was a hotel.
04:26I was a little scared at the end of the first half.
04:31Mr. Okuza's story is a bit of a drag, isn't it?
04:37It's a story I've experienced.
04:41I don't want to go to dinner with myself.
04:45I don't want to.
04:47I don't want to be on the show with you.
04:49I don't want to be on the show with you.
04:51I'm raising the center mic, but Yamaguchi is lowering it.
04:54If you raise the volume, the volume will go up.
04:58Someone's doing it.
05:00I'm scared.
05:02I'll go next.
05:05Yamaguchi's story
05:07I'm sure you've had a unique fan once.
05:14It's been about two years since I joined the theater.
05:18I passed the theater audition.
05:20I was on stage.
05:22I got a ticket for the next stage.
05:26I'm going to sell it outside.
05:29I'm going to do a live show.
05:31Each line is like this.
05:34I'm going to sell tickets.
05:36At that time, there were about 20 people in line.
05:40When I was talking, there was a voice a little behind the middle.
05:45There was a voice that sounded very angry.
05:50I thought I shouldn't be nervous.
05:52When I was talking, the order came one after another.
05:55When I was about the third, I was like this.
06:00It's cute.
06:02It's getting closer and closer.
06:04When I was about the second, I was like this.
06:10I couldn't speak.
06:14I said, I'm fine.
06:17That's what I wanted to say the most.
06:22I'm so sexy.
06:25I'm so sexy.
06:28I ran to the audience.
06:30I was bullied by the audience.
06:33I was embarrassed.
06:35I was embarrassed.
06:37I talked about this in the theater.
06:42I thought it was interesting.
06:44The story is from here.
06:47I think I saw my story in the theater.
06:52I was happy.
06:54I became a very enthusiastic fan.
06:57Until now, I was like this.
07:00It's getting closer and closer.
07:02Please take me to dinner next time.
07:04I don't do that with my fans.
07:08Please come to the theater for dinner.
07:10I said that.
07:12Is that no good?
07:15Please take me to dinner every time.
07:19I said it before, but I can't.
07:22When I left the theater, I was followed.
07:28At that time, I went to my parents' house by train.
07:31I was following the train.
07:34The car next door was watching me.
07:37I didn't want my parents to know.
07:41I got off at a different station.
07:43I got off at a different station.
07:45I got off at a different station.
07:47I was a stalker.
07:51I was like an insect.
07:54I'm sorry.
07:56The more I was, the more I was.
07:58Please take me to dinner.
08:00I said that to my fans.
08:02A few months later, I left the theater.
08:05Please take me to dinner.
08:08I don't do that with my fans.
08:12I'm not a fan anymore.
08:14I'm not a fan anymore.
08:17I became a junior.
08:19So I asked him to take me to dinner as a junior, and he showed me his NSC student ID.
08:29I got into NSC.
08:31And from there, we went to our base in Yoshimoto.
08:33That's where the NSC classroom is.
08:37Wait a minute.
08:39That's crazy.
08:40I wish it sold.
08:44If it was sold, I'd be like,
08:46I'd be like,
08:48I don't think I can do that.
08:50Then you'd be like Kumamoto Pro Wrestling.
08:52I don't know.
08:53I'm not that famous.
08:56Next, we'll see a spectacular show of stairs in the first half.
09:01Dennis Unen, who is popular for his spiritual YouTube.
09:05My father is Brazilian.
09:09He grew up faster than everyone else.
09:12He got bigger.
09:14When I was in 5th grade, I went to a forestry school.
09:17The class in front of me was taking a bath.
09:19I was going to change my clothes.
09:21The door of the bathhouse in the class in front of me was open.
09:23Everyone was like, hey, listen.
09:25Yuichiro's underarm hair is growing.
09:29It was a big deal.
09:31I had all the flies at that time.
09:35What do you mean?
09:37What's going to happen to me after this?
09:40It was pretty early to get interested in life.
09:46When I was in elementary school, I was like a boy scout.
09:49I was walking in the mountains.
09:51There was a red underwear in the back.
09:54I was in the grass.
09:56I was like this.
10:02I had to climb up with everyone like a boy scout.
10:05We all climbed up.
10:07I was always interested in red underwear.
10:09It was night time.
10:11I had to cook at the campsite.
10:14I was told to do it.
10:18I was told to do it.
10:20I had a flashlight.
10:22I went down to look for underwear.
10:27Now that I think about it, it was really dangerous.
10:31I went down.
10:33I was like this.
10:35It was pitch black.
10:37I was looking for underwear.
10:39There was a red underwear in the grass.
10:41I was like this.
10:43I got closer.
10:45I found a bag of red caramel corn.
10:49I couldn't figure out what was going on.
10:53It was a bag of caramel corn.
10:55I was like, what is this?
10:57I'll tell you the story from now on.
11:01I've always had a strong desire for sex.
11:03When I was 20,
11:05I was staying at a friend's house.
11:09I told my friend that I was going to go.
11:11Recently, there was an erotic shop in the neighborhood.
11:15It was a limited time for 20 people.
11:17It was cheap.
11:21I went there in the morning.
11:23It was a strange atmosphere.
11:25There were people lining up on the road in the morning.
11:27I don't know why.
11:29I went there with my friend.
11:31I told my friend not to be nervous.
11:35I was staying at a friend's house.
11:37My friend's father was wearing a jersey.
11:39He was walking on the sidewalk.
11:43My friend said,
11:45It's the worst.
11:47If my dad finds out, it's over.
11:49My face was easy to stand out.
11:53My father crossed the intersection and came this way.
11:55I didn't want my friend to find out.
11:57I hid my face.
11:59My father passed by.
12:01I was glad.
12:03I turned around.
12:05My father was lining up with a dog on a telephone pole.
12:09I was surprised.
12:13I saw a dog.
12:15I was surprised.
12:17I was surprised.
12:19I was surprised.
12:21I was surprised.
12:23I was surprised.
12:25I was surprised.
12:27My friend was surprised.
12:29My friend was surprised.
12:31My friend was surprised.
12:33My friend was surprised.
12:35I was the only one left.
12:37I thought it was okay because I was behind the line.
12:41I went to the waiting room.
12:43It was a small room, but there were about 20 people.
12:45It was a small room, but there were about 20 people.
12:49When my father came,
12:51My father and I were eye to eye.
12:53My father looked very uncomfortable.
12:57I sat down on the floor.
12:59I sat down on the floor.
13:01I took out the most erotic book.
13:03I took out the most erotic book.
13:07What is this?
13:09What is this?
13:11What happened?
13:13You didn't seem to be scared.
13:17I was talking to everyone.
13:19I was talking to everyone.
13:23I was talking to everyone.
13:25I didn't like it.
13:27I didn't like it.
13:29I didn't like it.
13:33It was funny.
13:35It was funny.
13:39He encouraged me.
13:41He encouraged me.
13:45In that case,
13:47In that case,
13:49I thought about it very hard.
13:51Next,
13:53I said, I'm not going!
13:55Yoshii is the master of the stairs.
14:01It's my honor to be an actor.
14:08Two years ago, I played Nureba for the first time.
14:13I played Zenra.
14:14The actress played Zenra.
14:16It was a scene where we were very close to each other.
14:19I asked the costume designer, which one should I do in the front and the back?
14:26What do you mean?
14:27I asked him to put my costume in the bottom and put it in the top.
14:35It's easy to understand the shape because it's naked to the extreme.
14:40So I was told to wrap it around my waist and tape it together.
14:46I was like, this is how it's supposed to be.
14:48And that's how the show started.
14:50There was an actress sitting on the sofa,
14:54and I was supposed to draw a circle around her.
14:58I was supposed to move around 14 times and hug her.
15:02I was like, ready, start!
15:04And I was like, 1, 2, and then BING!
15:07That's how it started.
15:09I didn't even realize it, and I was like, 3, 4.
15:13With a smile.
15:15The director was like, cut, stand up.
15:18I didn't know, and I was embarrassed.
15:21And I was like, I'm standing too much.
15:25I was like, let's take a break until it calms down.
15:30I was at the smoking area, and my face was all red.
15:33The director came up to me and said,
15:35I'm so sorry, it was my first time.
15:37I was like, I'm so sorry.
15:39And he was like, no, it's fine.
15:42And that's how it started.
15:46The director was a horror film director,
15:49and he really liked Kaida.
15:51He knew about my work.
15:53He was like, I want to make a movie,
15:57but I'm too scared to do it.
16:00Can you do it for me?
16:03In his early 20s, he was on a date with his girlfriend.
16:08It wasn't Mr. Okuda, but he was having a good time,
16:13and he fell in love with her.
16:18The director had a good sense of humor,
16:21and he was very sensitive to weird things.
16:24So when he hugged her,
16:26I thought it was creepy.
16:29So I laid on the bed.
16:31Under the TV, there was a refrigerator
16:34that was about the size of a human waist.
16:37My throat wasn't dry,
16:39but I was really curious about this refrigerator.
16:42So I opened it.
16:44There was a woman in the refrigerator.
16:47I was like, oh my god.
16:49So I closed the refrigerator.
16:51The moment I closed it, it was too cold.
16:54I felt like I was in the refrigerator.
16:57I thought I was possessed by a woman.
16:59So I called my mom right away.
17:01My mom had a job like that,
17:03so she gave me an order.
17:05Later, I looked up the hotel.
17:07I looked it up, and it was a pretty famous case.
17:10In order to hide the fact that a woman had been killed,
17:14she was crammed into the refrigerator.
17:17I heard that she stayed in that hotel.
17:22Ah!
17:26This, this, and this.
17:30There's more?
17:32I met her in this hotel.
17:35Before I talked about this,
17:37I got a lot of things from the post office.
17:40There were people who had the same experience all over the country.
17:44When I opened the refrigerator,
17:46there was a woman doing this.
17:48It's not just that.
17:50This example is spread all over the country.
17:53It's the most common psychological information.
17:57I don't want to open the refrigerator in a hotel.
18:02I'm going to wake up,
18:04but why is this person everywhere?
18:09Don't wake up!
18:11I'm not that scared.
18:13This person...
18:15Next, let's go to Iwate Prefecture.
18:18Let's go.
18:20It's not good.
18:22I want to spread it all over the country.
18:24There's a refrigerator in Japan.
18:26You can't spread it.
18:28I don't know which prefecture it is,
18:30but I want to spread it from there.
18:32The refrigerator is like that.
18:34It's like an airplane.
18:36Bang!
18:37It's that big.
18:39After this, Koyabu has a scary story about hunting.
18:47Mr. Koyabu.
18:49In the summer of Shinkeki,
18:52in Osaka Castle Park,
18:55there is a circus called Shinkeki.
18:58It's a big playhouse that the theater suddenly built.
19:02It's a little cooler.
19:04There was a laser alarm there because it was Shinkeki at the time.
19:07There was a young, cute, and fashionable girl
19:10in a Shinkeki costume called Otsuki.
19:14She looked like Carrie Pamu-Pamu.
19:17She was cute and fashionable.
19:19I don't know what it was,
19:21but the three of us were talking in the car.
19:24Then, at the wide end,
19:26Mr. Shimaki was hot.
19:28It was between the first and the second floor.
19:31He was wearing a cooler,
19:33but he was talking like this.
19:36He was holding a pair of pants in one hand.
19:39He was saying something.
19:41Maybe he wanted to change his wet pants.
19:44But there was a girl here.
19:46I wonder if he was thinking about changing.
19:48But it was like, well, well.
19:50Then he stood up,
19:52holding a pair of pants in one hand,
19:54took them off with one hand,
19:56and put them on.
19:58He was a gentleman.
20:00He didn't say anything.
20:02He was talking like this.
20:04He was looking this way.
20:06Can you see it?
20:08He was looking back.
20:10He was going to change his pants.
20:12But he was in a hurry.
20:14He tripped and fell.
20:16It's a pre-hub,
20:18so it's not like a regular dressing room.
20:20It's not that big.
20:22When he fell,
20:24the three of us looked back.
20:26When we looked back,
20:28Mr. Shimaki was already like this.
20:30Then a girl said,
20:32I don't know if it hurt,
20:34but she was like this for a few seconds.
20:38Then I looked at her,
20:40and her butt crack
20:42wasn't black.
20:44It was pitch black.
20:46It was pitch black.
20:48It was pitch black.
20:50It was pitch black.
20:52It was pitch black.
20:54It was pitch black.
20:56It was pitch black.
20:58I couldn't tell
21:00if it was a skis or a hair.
21:02It was pitch black.
21:04It wasn't black.
21:06It was pitch black.
21:10I felt like I was being sucked in.
21:12I was like Mr. Shimaki.
21:14I felt like I was being sucked in.
21:16I was like Mr. Shimaki.
21:18I was like Mr. Shimaki.
21:20I'm sorry.
21:22I'm sorry.
21:24I'm sorry.
21:26I'm sorry.
21:28You need to do this.
21:30And then you get married.
21:32You need to get married.
21:34And then when I greeted him,
21:38he looked a little like Mr. Shimaki.
21:42Since he was a trending person,
21:44more men musicians would agree on this look.
21:46Since he was a trending person,
21:48more men musicians would agree on this look.
21:50Since he looked like Mr. Shimaki,
21:52he became Mr. SHimaki.
21:54after the marriage,
21:56I got married to a guy who looks like Shimaki-san from Bowsu.
22:03You're really good at acting, aren't you?
22:06I'm sorry.
22:08If you don't have anything scary to say, just say no.
22:12What does it mean to be sucked in?
22:15Look, he's sucked in.
22:18There was a story about this show.
22:21My manager said,
22:22I don't have anything like that, so you don't have to do it this time.
22:27Please come anyway.
22:30I didn't say yes, but he made me say it.
22:37It's scary, isn't it?
22:39I thought everyone would be stupid, but it was a scary story.
22:43I was so nervous until I came with myself.
22:46I was like, what should I do?
22:47I'm sorry.
22:54I'm sorry.
22:57Next, please.
22:59It's Yoshii-san.
23:03At first, it was funny and scary.
23:07But it was too funny.
23:10It was really funny.
23:13Isn't it scary to get married to a guy who looks like Shimaki-san?
23:17He looks like Shimaki-san.
23:20Next time, aim for a total of 5kg in the team.
23:25I can do this.
23:27I've been eating all this time.