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00:04:01Is this your suitcase?
00:04:03Yes
00:04:04Then take it away
00:04:06You could fall down with your bike
00:04:08Don't you have eyes in your head?
00:04:10Thank you
00:04:12Man oh man oh man
00:04:30Music
00:04:59Okay
00:05:10Hello
00:05:13Hello
00:05:14Are you the new one?
00:05:15Are you the grandson from America?
00:05:18Yes, yes, I come from America
00:05:21From the country of Coca-Cola
00:05:23Elvis Presley, Mary Monroe
00:05:25Yes, yes, exactly
00:05:26They all come from America
00:05:29Well, if you have questions
00:05:31My parcel is three parcels further
00:05:34At Rosenbogen
00:05:36Do you understand?
00:05:38Rosenbogen
00:05:41Rosenbogen
00:05:43Good
00:05:44Well then, see you soon
00:05:45See you soon
00:05:47I'm looking forward to it
00:05:48Ah, me too
00:05:50I'm looking forward to it too
00:05:52Music
00:06:16Beep, beep
00:06:47Fancy
00:07:13Hmm
00:07:16Hmm
00:07:30Thanks mom
00:07:32Hmm
00:07:46Fucking Europe
00:07:50Okay
00:07:53Come on Wi-Fi
00:08:17Door opens
00:08:37Come on
00:08:40Music
00:08:45Mr. Hermann, are you there?
00:08:47Music
00:08:51Are you at home, Mr. Hermann?
00:08:53Music
00:08:55Yes, I'm coming
00:08:57Have you already found mice?
00:08:59And are there skeletons under the roof?
00:09:01Music
00:09:03My name is Mr. Winter
00:09:05I am the president of the garden colony
00:09:07Oh, you are the president?
00:09:09Yes, since 1989
00:09:10And you are Mr. Hermann's grandson
00:09:12Yes
00:09:13Yes, Mr. Hermann
00:09:15I'm somehow very sorry, but
00:09:18My deepest condolences
00:09:20What is that?
00:09:22Your grandfather
00:09:24Come with me, young man
00:09:27I'll show you your garden
00:09:29Yes
00:09:31Yes, Mr. Hermann
00:09:33That was once the most beautiful garden in the whole settlement
00:09:36And now it looks like this
00:09:38Yes, your grandfather lived up there
00:09:40He grew up here on the Datsche, right?
00:09:42Really?
00:09:43Yes
00:09:44What do you think how happy they were back then
00:09:46That they had a garden
00:09:48After the war
00:09:49They had a very bad starvation
00:09:51And then the winter
00:09:521947
00:09:53Thousands died
00:09:55People slaughtered dogs and cats
00:09:57So they had something to eat
00:09:59After this terrible winter
00:10:02Then came spring
00:10:04It got warm again
00:10:06Everything bloomed, everything bloomed, everything grew
00:10:10And rhubarb, rhubarb
00:10:13Mr. Hermann, rhubarb
00:10:15Oh, you have no idea
00:10:16What you can make out of rhubarb
00:10:18Rhubarb soup, rhubarb compote
00:10:20And rhubarb cake
00:10:22But we children
00:10:23Of course, we love rhubarb lemonade the most
00:10:28Yes, let's leave these terrible, terrible times
00:10:31But young man
00:10:33Be careful that this never happens again
00:10:38If you want to have a garden here
00:10:40Then you have to apply
00:10:42At the association
00:10:43That means with me
00:10:45Formally apply
00:10:46Look
00:10:47I brought you the manual of the gardener
00:10:50Our bible
00:10:52Little joke
00:10:53It says everything you need to know
00:10:55Especially the rules
00:10:56The rules are very important
00:10:57You have to know the rules
00:10:59Yes, you have to know these rules
00:11:02Hello, Heinrich
00:11:04Hello, Eric
00:11:05I wanted to ask the young man a question
00:11:08I wanted to ask you
00:11:09If you could come to me for coffee and cake in an hour
00:11:13My girlfriend is also there
00:11:16Since when do you have a girlfriend?
00:11:18And since when do we all meet?
00:11:20I met her on the internet
00:11:23On the internet?
00:11:24Couldn't you find a right one?
00:11:26So, in an hour, for coffee and cake
00:11:29Yes, yes, I would like that
00:11:31I would like that
00:11:32I'm looking forward to it
00:11:33Obviously, I'm not invited
00:11:36Well, goodbye
00:11:38Goodbye
00:12:01Jesus
00:13:01And how was your first time in West-Berlin?
00:13:17Right after the fall of the Berlin Wall
00:13:19I went to West-Berlin about two days later, on November 11th
00:13:24By bus
00:13:26Oh, it was so crowded
00:13:28So many people on the way
00:13:30I got out too early
00:13:33And then I came to a neighborhood where there were hardly any people on the street
00:13:38I thought, oh, I'm going home again
00:13:41But then I drove into the city
00:13:44Towards KurfĂŒrstendamm
00:13:47And then I arrived in front of a sex shop
00:13:52Sex shop?
00:13:53Sex shop, yes
00:13:55I thought, oh, here I am right
00:13:59There were women dressed in black rubber masks
00:14:04With sea slits and so on
00:14:07Tell me, Valentine, what do you do in New York?
00:14:13Actually, I'm an actress
00:14:16Actress? Really?
00:14:17Yes
00:14:18I'm also an actress
00:14:20I just didn't have the opportunity to be on stage in the last few years
00:14:24Because, oh, it's a long story
00:14:28But if you like, I'll tell it to you
00:14:31Maybe later?
00:14:32Yes
00:14:33Yes?
00:14:34Tell me, could you recite something for us?
00:14:38Yes, yes
00:14:43To be or not to be
00:14:45That is the question
00:14:47Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
00:14:52Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
00:14:56To die
00:14:58To sleep
00:15:00To sleep for chance to dream
00:15:04Not bad
00:15:06But you make yourself comfortable, don't you?
00:15:10Valentine, this is Gregor
00:15:13He also has a garden
00:15:15Valentine
00:15:17The American heir
00:15:20You got a big treasure in your hands, didn't you?
00:15:24What?
00:15:25Do you understand German?
00:15:27Yes
00:15:28Yes
00:15:29And as an American, you're going to make the duchess rich soon, aren't you?
00:15:33Money, money, money
00:15:35Leave him, Gregor
00:15:37He just wants to spend his summer holidays
00:15:40The holidays
00:15:42Do you actually spend the holidays alone in the duchess?
00:15:47Yes
00:15:48Really?
00:15:55Hello?
00:16:06Hello?
00:16:24Hello?
00:16:54Ah, ah
00:17:25Ah, ah, ah
00:17:27Ah, ah, ah
00:17:31Ah, ah, ah
00:17:33Ah, ah, ah
00:17:35Ah, ah, ah
00:17:37Ah, ah, ah
00:17:42Ah, ah, ah
00:17:54Ah, ah, ah
00:18:07Ah
00:18:14Ah, ah
00:18:16Ah, ah
00:18:19Ah, ah
00:18:21Ah
00:18:24That wasn't so bad
00:18:48You didn't tell anyone about me?
00:18:50No
00:18:53Thank you
00:19:08You speak English
00:19:10I am speaking English, am I not?
00:19:13No, no, I mean, I speak English too
00:19:15I can hear that
00:19:17I can hear that
00:19:20So you were sleeping in the attic yesterday?
00:19:25Yes, I was
00:19:31How long have you been here?
00:19:33I only meant to stay the night, but the spring was so enchanting
00:19:39Oh
00:19:43Oh, I'm really sorry, I, uh, hang on, I have to go to the bathroom
00:20:01Hey, my name is Val, what's your name?
00:20:04My name is Adam
00:20:07Adam, um, the, the water's not going down, uh, the toilet, it's just, it's not flushing
00:20:16The tank must be full
00:20:18Oh, okay, uh, what does that mean?
00:20:20It means you have to empty it
00:20:22Oh, okay, uh, how do I empty the tank?
00:20:25Come, out here, I show you
00:20:37Oh
00:21:01God, that was awful
00:21:04You'll get used to it
00:21:07Oh, I don't think I will
00:21:11So, Adam
00:21:15Well, I was just thinking, um, like last night
00:21:19Why does this guy not want anyone to know he's here?
00:21:23And I was kind of running through the possibilities in my mind, like
00:21:27Is he a spy, or is he, uh, you know, being hunted by the mafia?
00:21:34Or, you know, does he go from dacha to dacha?
00:21:39None of the above
00:21:41Great, yeah, I didn't think so
00:21:44In my country, I was a teacher
00:21:46Okay
00:21:47Two years ago, my life was threatened
00:21:50Oh, so you're a refugee?
00:21:53Some may call me that
00:21:55For a time, I was called an asylum seeker
00:21:58But there was no asylum granted
00:22:00So now I am called tolerated
00:22:02What, what does that mean?
00:22:03That means they don't want you to stay, but they're not ready for you to go
00:22:07So you are tolerated
00:22:09Gidote it is called
00:22:11And why didn't they grant you asylum?
00:22:14Bad timing
00:22:16Germany is full
00:22:19No rooms in the inn
00:22:22But now, one day, they can come and knock on the door and send me back
00:22:28That is why I came here, so they would forget about me
00:22:31Well, you don't have to go just because I'm here
00:22:35I mean, and I won't tell anyone
00:22:40I mean, you can stay
00:22:43If you want
00:23:01Sorry
00:24:01Gregor
00:24:03Hello, how are you?
00:24:29Adam
00:24:31Hey, Adam
00:24:35I got a charger so I can finally use my phone again
00:24:42Adam, there's a whole world out there
00:24:45Germany has shops
00:24:48But they don't take credit cards, they only accept gold coins
00:25:02Can you please close the curtains?
00:25:05Oh, right
00:25:07Yes I can, Dracula, my friend
00:25:17I used to love this game when I was a kid
00:25:22Okay
00:25:27I have to shoot this?
00:25:28Yeah, you gotta kill the deer
00:25:31I don't like this game
00:25:33Come on, Adam, just pretend it's someone you don't like
00:25:54Yeah
00:26:02Wonderful, everything is still the way it was
00:26:16I drink a lot of coffee
00:26:18Of course
00:26:23How can I help you, Gregor?
00:26:25Your grandpa had a great hacksaw, can I build one?
00:26:30Hacksaw?
00:26:31Yeah, for sawing
00:26:35You want my hacksaw?
00:26:39Yeah, get it from the shed
00:26:45Could you get the hacksaw?
00:26:54Please
00:26:56Because you are
00:26:59Okay
00:27:05I know where the key is
00:27:07Oh, yeah
00:27:29Adam?
00:27:30What?
00:28:00Has he gone?
00:28:01Yeah, no, he's just getting something out of the shed
00:28:07Are you okay?
00:28:08Yes, I am
00:28:13You can really just...
00:28:16I can tell people that you're my friend from New York, right?
00:28:20I don't sound like I'm from New York
00:28:22Yeah, you do, sure you do
00:28:24There are all kinds of different people in New York
00:28:26It's too big a risk
00:28:28What if my papers start asking questions?
00:28:30What if they ask to see my papers?
00:28:34I mean, you can't just keep hiding in wardrobes your whole life
00:29:29Bye
00:29:54Do you want a beer?
00:29:57So, you didn't go out in Berlin yet?
00:30:00No, not really, but I really want to, it seems cool
00:30:03Like, hit the clubs, Berghain
00:30:06Drinking on the streets
00:30:08You're late
00:30:09You should have been here like ten years ago
00:30:11You know, it's washing out now
00:30:13Capitalism, they take over
00:30:16It's heaps of paradise right now
00:30:18You should go further east
00:30:20War-torn countries
00:30:22Brutalist architecture
00:30:23Empty spaces
00:30:24That's where the riot parties start
00:30:26Kiev
00:30:27Yes
00:30:28Cool, yeah
00:30:29Well, I'm just living, I'm at this, like, dacha in Potsdam right now
00:30:31What's that?
00:30:32Dacha
00:30:33Yes
00:30:34It's like a Russian word for summer cottage
00:30:36Are you Russian?
00:30:37No
00:30:38Are you Russian?
00:30:39No
00:30:40I'm American
00:30:41I'm Argentinian
00:30:42Sorrel
00:30:43Val
00:30:45Yeah, but I would love to go out in Berlin
00:30:47It's just I don't really know anyone there
00:30:50You know, I have, like, mild social anxiety
00:30:54What's that?
00:30:55Social anxiety
00:30:57It's when you, like, you get nervous when you talk to people you don't know
00:31:09I'm joking
00:31:12Cheers
00:31:13Cheers
00:31:20Yo
00:31:22Yeah, I don't know, like, I've never used this site before, you know
00:31:25And, like, I trust you, and you can stay
00:31:28But these people, like, they could be anyone
00:31:30They could be cool, but they could also be, like, psychopaths, you know
00:31:33They're from the internet, they're randos
00:31:35But they're people, it's just people
00:31:37Internet is the same
00:31:38You sound like an old man
00:31:40It's the biggest provider of the new era
00:31:42Come on
00:31:43Internet
00:31:44And I mean communism
00:31:46Internet
00:31:47Internet
00:31:48They missed each other by so little
00:31:50It could have been, like
00:31:51Technocommunism
00:31:52Happy robo-farmers
00:31:53Except I think Mao kind of messed up that idea
00:31:58Who?
00:31:59Mao, the Chinese guy, the communist leader
00:32:02There was this whole thing, like, the Great Leap Forward, you know that?
00:32:05Where, yeah, it was, like, 1960 or something
00:32:10And he had this whole idea about, like, they would surpass the UK and the US
00:32:15Everyone had to live on these communal farms
00:32:17Anyway, it didn't work, and, like, 30 million people died
00:32:23There was a famine, yeah
00:32:25Well then, I just invited two more people
00:32:30You just invited two more people to the dacha?
00:32:36I know, right?
00:32:37Yeah, I love looking down this path
00:32:39Because it's just so straight
00:32:42It's just amazing
00:32:43Yeah, you can just
00:32:45Okay, which one is the house?
00:32:46It's here, it's right here
00:32:47Right here?
00:32:48Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:32:49It's nice
00:32:50Oh, oh
00:32:52God bless you
00:32:55There's another guy living here
00:32:57Really?
00:32:58Yeah, he's a friend
00:32:59His name's Adam, he's really cool
00:33:01Okay
00:33:02But he's just, like, really sensitive and, like
00:33:05Me too
00:33:06No, I know, but just be, like, really, like, respectful
00:33:09And, like, don't, you know, don't do anything crazy
00:33:13Okay
00:33:20Who is here?
00:33:21I'm really sorry, I should have asked you first
00:33:24But, um, so I just met this guy, he's super nice
00:33:28And he just broke up with his girlfriend, so he needs a place to stay
00:33:32And, um, so I told him that he could sleep downstairs for a couple
00:33:38You're letting people into this house
00:33:40Yeah, but all he knows is that you're my friend and that you're shy
00:33:45I trusted you
00:33:47I know, but really, he's super cool, his name's Zorro
00:33:54And he is, like, completely harmless
00:33:58Look, I know you're young and you want your freedom
00:34:03But Valentine, the dacha is my freedom
00:34:06I know, and I want you to feel safe here, more than anything else
00:34:15We could even make it so that no one ever comes up here
00:34:20The cave of mysteries
00:34:22Okay, Zorro, stay there
00:34:25Zorro, this is Adam
00:34:27Hi
00:34:29Adam
00:34:31Zorro
00:34:32It's a really cozy place that you have here
00:34:35Dude, where is the other people gonna live? I mean, sleep
00:34:40What other people?
00:35:05I am Valentin Hörmann
00:35:07What? You are?
00:35:09I called you at least ten times
00:35:12Oh, I'm sorry, my cell phone...
00:35:15We were supposed to meet at three
00:35:17You were waiting for me
00:35:19My house number is on the door
00:35:22And you can forget your description
00:35:24I almost ran to Poland
00:35:26You're a good dog
00:35:28I'm sorry, but...
00:35:31Welcome to my garden
00:35:33Okay, let's forget about it
00:35:36Now that I'm here
00:35:37Servus
00:35:38Hi
00:35:39Stefan
00:35:40Hola
00:35:41Servus
00:35:42Servus
00:35:43Val
00:35:44Do you smell marijuana?
00:35:46Yes
00:35:47Yes
00:35:49This is not a garden, this is a jungle
00:35:53But you said that you need garden help
00:35:57My grandma, God bless her, often helped in the garden before she died
00:36:02My grandpa also died
00:36:06Grandpa?
00:36:07Yes, grandpa
00:36:08I have my tent with me
00:36:10I'll set it up quickly, okay?
00:36:14Oh, he's a busy boy, right?
00:36:20I'm saving up for a house
00:36:23And until I have that, I'd rather sleep in my own tent
00:36:27Good
00:36:32Something's ringing
00:37:02What?
00:37:03I will bring her
00:37:04From the station?
00:37:06Yes
00:37:07Are you sure?
00:37:08Yeah
00:37:09Okay
00:37:13I will finish the erection later
00:37:32Fuck
00:38:03Maria?
00:38:04Yes
00:38:05I'm very sorry for you waiting
00:38:09No problem
00:38:11You are Valentine?
00:38:13No, I am Stefan
00:38:16With F, not with PH
00:38:19But I'm also staying at Valentine's
00:38:22So we stay together at Valentine's
00:38:25Probably
00:38:26Nice
00:38:28I will take care of you
00:38:31Let me take your bags
00:38:33Yes, please
00:38:34Why are we staying inside?
00:38:39Being such a nice day out there
00:38:49You don't have to be in here
00:38:55Wait for me, we go together
00:38:58Wait for me, we go together
00:39:00Is it here?
00:39:01Yes
00:39:11Sorry
00:39:12Stefan, wait for me
00:39:14Oh shit, they're here
00:39:28Oh yeah, come in, come in please
00:39:31Oh my god
00:39:33Have a seat, have a seat
00:39:35Thank you
00:39:42Zorro?
00:39:49So, welcome
00:39:51Really excited that you guys are here
00:39:53I'll give you a tour of the house in a second
00:39:55Just a couple of rules
00:40:00Stefan, are you okay?
00:40:02No
00:40:03Do I have a pen and paper?
00:40:06Yeah
00:40:08For the rules
00:40:10This is fine
00:40:13Okay
00:40:17Number one
00:40:19Just don't move things around too much
00:40:23And of course you can take a book off the bookshelf
00:40:26But just put it back on the same shelf
00:40:29The second rule is
00:40:32Have fun
00:40:36And the last
00:40:37Wait, please
00:40:44Okay, yes
00:40:45My friend Adam is living here also
00:40:49But he lives upstairs in the attic
00:40:52He's really nice, he's just very shy
00:40:55And disrespect his space
00:40:57Yes
00:40:58And that's it
00:40:59You never check the bed
00:41:01Never check the bed
00:41:03It's boring
00:41:05This is Adam
00:41:06This is Zorro
00:41:07Ah, this is your bed
00:41:15I'm on
00:41:18Mr. Hermann
00:41:20Mr. Hermann
00:41:21Yes
00:41:22What is this?
00:41:24We've hardly been away for 14 days
00:41:26And everything is falling apart
00:41:28Who is this?
00:41:29These are my friends
00:41:31Friends?
00:41:32Yes
00:41:33Where are they from?
00:41:34Hi, this is Zorro
00:41:36This is the president of the garden
00:41:38Hi
00:41:39Zorro is from Argentina
00:41:41Winter
00:41:42President of Brandenburg
00:41:44Zorro
00:41:45Mr. President
00:41:46El Capo del Jardinete
00:41:48Ah, so he's from Argentina
00:41:50Lindo el Campo
00:41:52Lindo el Campo, yes
00:41:54Okay, well
00:41:55Mr. Hermann, I don't know what to say
00:42:00What is this?
00:42:02A tent, a circus
00:42:04Stefan
00:42:05And who is this, please?
00:42:07Greetings
00:42:08Seemann Stefan from Bavaria
00:42:10Winter, president of Brandenburg
00:42:12Mr. Sachsenhammer
00:42:14No, Seemann
00:42:15Sachsenhammer
00:42:19You're looking at me so sharply, Mr. Sachsenhammer
00:42:21Tell me
00:42:22Did you build this construction?
00:42:25Of course
00:42:26Who else?
00:42:27I'm an engineer
00:42:28Ah, engineer
00:42:29Well, then you'll be able to rebuild the whole thing
00:42:32a meter away from the fence
00:42:35You're too close to the border
00:42:37Sure, I'm sorry
00:42:39Yes, I notice that
00:42:40Mr. Hermann
00:42:41Yes
00:42:46Staying overnight in a tent in the garden is actually forbidden, isn't it?
00:42:50I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
00:42:51Yes, I'm sorry, yes
00:42:52I'm very grateful to you, Mr. Hermann
00:42:55But the rules, you have to know the rules
00:42:58I will really know the rules
00:43:02Learn
00:43:03Learn, get to know
00:43:04Mr. Hermann
00:43:05Yes
00:43:06This is not a holiday resort
00:43:07This is your garden for vegetables
00:43:09Yes
00:43:10Who is that?
00:43:11What is that?
00:43:12What's coming there?
00:43:14Maria
00:43:30What?
00:43:31Where do you come from?
00:43:32Greece, I'm from Greece
00:43:44It's probably for the best
00:43:51Bye
00:43:52Bye
00:43:53Bye
00:43:54Go, go, go
00:43:57Oh, oh, Tiffany
00:44:13Hey, so I'm going to jump off to a friend's house
00:44:18and grab some stuff
00:44:20and I'm going to be here like in half an hour
00:44:22You are sure with this expensive Bioladen?
00:44:25Yeah, yeah, it's healthy, right?
00:44:28Yes, so half an hour, that means, okay
00:44:31Okay
00:44:35You have to look at the elbow
00:44:37Yes, my friend, see you
00:44:44So
00:44:47What do you think Maria likes?
00:44:53Berlinski
00:44:58Berlinski
00:45:00That's good
00:45:01Super
00:45:03Oh, and you have sausage too
00:45:05Wow, that's rich, what do you have there?
00:45:07Oh, and you have liver cheese, great
00:45:09What does liver cheese cost?
00:45:11100 grams, 3.20
00:45:13Oh, never mind
00:45:14Come on, I'll take five pieces
00:45:17Or let's say six
00:45:19Six pieces
00:45:20That's good
00:45:22Why don't you take her out too?
00:45:28Ah, yes, you can sit here
00:45:30I'm going to the bathroom
00:45:31Eh, no
00:45:33Here, a nice piece
00:45:36Thank you
00:45:37Here, you get them
00:45:38No, no, Stefan, I don't eat meat, I'm sorry
00:45:45Hey
00:45:48Ah, okay, so
00:45:49No, no, Stefan
00:45:51You must eat something
00:45:52No, I have, I have it
00:45:54You must
00:45:57Okay
00:45:59I have not so much experience in cooking
00:46:02But I think this is really delicious
00:46:05I don't think Adam is going to join us today
00:46:08Why not?
00:46:11I don't know
00:46:12Let me talk to him
00:46:13No
00:46:14No, no, I'm good at this
00:46:15No, no, he really doesn't want to
00:46:16He doesn't want to talk to anyone right now
00:46:17Trust me, I'm good at this
00:46:18Trust me, he's not in a good mood
00:46:19I know, I know
00:46:20Maria, really
00:46:27Hi
00:46:30Are you Adam?
00:46:32Hi, I'm Maria
00:46:35I just wanted to come up and say hello
00:46:38Because I felt bad we haven't met yet
00:46:43May I come in?
00:46:45I can't stop you
00:46:50Come on
00:46:54I like small spaces
00:46:56I feel safe then
00:46:58When I wake up in a hotel room
00:47:00In a giant bed
00:47:02And with huge windows over a new city
00:47:05I don't feel lucky, you know
00:47:08I feel like I want to go out
00:47:09And search for a small place where I can hide
00:47:15Where are you from?
00:47:16Germany
00:47:19So, what's this actually?
00:47:21This is LeberkÀs
00:47:24What's that?
00:47:25LeberkÀs?
00:47:26Yes
00:47:27Liver cheese?
00:47:29Yes, liver cheese
00:47:31Liver cheese?
00:47:32Like, meat cheese?
00:47:34Meat cheese, yes
00:47:35And then you put it in the oven
00:47:39And then, like a meat cheesecake
00:47:42Okay
00:47:43You can say
00:47:47Adam
00:47:49Just come down with us and have dinner
00:47:52It will be alright
00:48:08Adam
00:48:13Adam, this is Stefan
00:48:15I am Stefan
00:48:17My name is Adam
00:48:18Yes, nice to meet you
00:48:21Hey
00:48:22You remember Zorro?
00:48:23How are you?
00:48:31We have the wine
00:48:34It's Berlinski's
00:48:36Great
00:48:38Berlinski
00:48:39You think it's funny?
00:48:45It was nice
00:49:15There was this garden and me
00:49:26Last night I dreamed I had a garden
00:49:31Now that was a colorful dream
00:49:36I never knew
00:49:38I wanted a garden
00:49:41But suddenly
00:49:43There was this garden and me
00:49:55Sometimes in my dreams
00:49:56I am falling from buildings
00:49:59Sometimes in my dreams
00:50:01Old lovers come back to me
00:50:04Sometimes in my dreams
00:50:06I make friends with lions
00:50:09Sometimes in my dreams
00:50:11I am older
00:50:13And the music just flows out of me
00:50:18Out of me
00:50:41My grandpa George was always saying
00:50:50What makes you stronger
00:50:51Makes you stronger
00:50:52Stop it
00:50:54Stop it
00:50:55You will become stronger
00:50:56No
00:50:57You will become stronger
00:50:58Put it down
00:50:59It makes you stronger
00:51:00Stop it
00:51:01It makes you stronger
00:51:02No
00:51:03Last night I dreamed I had a garden
00:51:08Now that was a colorful dream
00:51:10I just want to know my grandpa
00:51:13No
00:51:14No
00:51:15No
00:51:16You don't want to get wet?
00:51:17No
00:51:19But suddenly
00:51:21There was this garden and me
00:51:41Oh, who is crawling out of his nest?
00:51:48Eric, how was it Volke Sieben?
00:51:51We were puzzling all night
00:51:54But Regina wants to see other people
00:51:57And not just me
00:52:00Hi
00:52:01Hi Regina
00:52:02Hi
00:52:03Oh my god
00:52:04Hello
00:52:05Hello
00:52:06Good evening
00:52:07Good evening
00:52:08Good evening
00:52:10What's up Gregor?
00:52:12Guys
00:52:14We can sit here
00:52:17Come on
00:52:18Come on
00:52:19It doesn't stop now, I can tell you
00:52:22What?
00:52:23The Africans are even coming to our little garden
00:52:26There will be no more safe places
00:52:29What kind of nonsense are you talking about?
00:52:31These people
00:52:32They all come from unsafe countries
00:52:34They flee from torture, war, dictatorship
00:52:37And come here, here to Europe, to Germany
00:52:40To finally start a new life in safety
00:52:43It may be
00:52:44But we Germans also need safe places
00:52:46And we were here first
00:52:48And in France
00:52:49Greetings
00:52:50Is it cool?
00:52:51That's Gregor
00:52:52What are you afraid of, Gregor?
00:52:55Fear?
00:52:56You mean I'm afraid?
00:52:57You think I'm afraid
00:52:59Because you're full of your own shit
00:53:01What you, you, garden monster, you
00:53:03It's not about fear at all
00:53:05It's about something much bigger
00:53:06It's about our traditions, our culture
00:53:09It's about justice and order
00:53:11It's about us not sinking into chaos
00:53:13And you don't want to see it in your blind obsession
00:53:17Eric, I want to go
00:53:21Going doesn't help you, my love
00:53:23You have to look the problem in the face
00:54:06I don't need anything from you anymore
00:54:37Huh?
00:54:40Huh?
00:54:42Ah!
00:55:07Hey
00:55:09What are you doing?
00:55:12Nothing
00:55:13Look
00:55:15It's a stone from Crete
00:55:16It's from my grandmother
00:55:18I always keep it for good luck with me
00:55:21What were you doing in the drawer?
00:55:23Nothing, look at this
00:55:28It was very close to my grandmother
00:55:31Yeah, I didn't, I didn't know my grandmother
00:55:33Oh, why?
00:55:34Um, because my mom left Germany
00:55:37Like in the 80s and didn't really come back
00:55:40No, why?
00:55:42Because she didn't like it
00:55:46And didn't really get along with her dad
00:55:48Mm, your grandfather
00:55:50Yeah, uh, yeah, she
00:55:54She said that he was a Nazi
00:55:56But I think that she was exaggerating
00:56:00Valentine, you have so many stories in you
00:56:04And you carry the weight of your past with you
00:56:07Yeah, that's, um, that's one of the reasons I, um
00:56:11I wanted to come here to, um
00:56:13Mm
00:56:14Like reconnect with my past
00:56:16You're tense, Valentine
00:56:18Yeah
00:56:19I know what you need
00:56:21What do I need?
00:56:24Take your pants off
00:56:26Take your pants off
00:56:28Take your pants off
00:56:30Okay
00:56:38Now close your eyes
00:56:44And try to relax
00:56:48Ah
00:56:55Oh, fuck!
00:56:57Ow!
00:56:58Goddammit!
00:57:00Maria!
00:57:02What the fuck?
00:57:04Ow
00:57:07Hello!
00:57:09Baby!
00:57:12How are you?
00:57:15I'm fine, too
00:57:18Oh, I missed you so much
00:57:21Baby
00:57:27Are you still in Amsterdam?
00:57:29Yeah
00:57:30Yeah?
00:57:32Yeah
00:57:34Are you still in Amsterdam?
00:57:38Oh, wow
00:57:43Okay, that means it'll take a week longer
00:57:49Yeah, shit, okay
00:57:52Well, I mean, then I can book my ticket in a week, right?
00:57:59Okay
00:58:02Good
00:58:05Um, okay
00:58:07No, no, I'm fine
00:58:09I'm, um, an hour away from Berlin
00:58:12And I live with a couple of girls
00:58:14They're actually really nice, but kind of boring
00:58:19Yeah
00:58:23Okay
00:58:25Okay, you just have to let me know when the money's there, okay?
00:58:32Okay
00:58:40Come in
00:58:44This can't go on like this
00:58:47The gang turned Parzelle 110 into a Sodom and Gomorrah
00:58:50The whole gang is a drug swamp
00:58:53The American is doing his crooked business
00:58:56Sit down, Gregor
00:58:58What business is he doing?
00:59:00Drug business
00:59:01Drug business? How do you know that?
00:59:03I saw it with my own eyes
00:59:05Powder, bullets, pills, everything
00:59:10Hmm
00:59:12Yeah, you know what I saw?
00:59:15Your garden, your lawn
00:59:17You haven't grown 30% of your vegetables yet
00:59:21Gregor, that's not how it works
00:59:23You know the garden order here, don't you?
00:59:25You have the contract here
00:59:26I wrote something down, I'll read it to you now
00:59:29On at least one third of the garden area, according to the contract
00:59:33you have to grow fruits and vegetables for the typical variety of the garden
00:59:37You can't do more than that
00:59:39What do you say to that?
00:59:40Take care of it
00:59:42Drug business, right?
00:59:47And the African?
00:59:49Does he even have papers?
00:59:50Of course he has papers, everyone has papers
00:59:52But what's in it?
00:59:54Oh Gregor, don't ask me what's in the papers
00:59:57I have a lot of work
00:59:59I have to work on applications
01:00:01I have to pay for gas and water
01:00:03I have to organize a meeting
01:00:05Oh, and what else?
01:00:07What's in the papers of an African
01:00:10who will stay here with us for a few weeks in summer
01:00:12That's not my most urgent problem
01:00:15Millions are coming
01:00:16We are overflown
01:00:18Don't worry
01:00:20There are others who take care of it
01:00:23I'm sorry Gregor, I don't have time now
01:00:25I'm sorry, I have other appointments
01:00:31What's against the rules?
01:01:25What's against the rules?
01:01:56Hey
01:01:58Hey
01:02:00What are you doing?
01:02:02Nothing, I wanted to talk to Adam but he's not there
01:02:06You can trust me
01:02:08What do you mean?
01:02:10What do you have?
01:02:12Did you find anything?
01:02:14Don't lie to me
01:02:17Come on
01:02:27Hey, hey let's go
01:02:30Let's go somewhere
01:02:32I have money
01:02:33What?
01:02:34I can go too
01:02:36This is an important business
01:02:38Listen to me
01:02:40I have money
01:02:42I have money
01:02:45I can go to Buenos Aires, Shanghai, I don't know.
01:02:48Pick your place.
01:02:51You're so sweet.
01:02:57Who are you?
01:03:05I would never tell you.
01:03:15I'm sorry.
01:03:16I'm sorry.
01:03:17I'm sorry.
01:03:18I'm sorry.
01:03:19I'm sorry.
01:03:20I'm sorry.
01:03:21I'm sorry.
01:03:22I'm sorry.
01:03:23I'm sorry.
01:03:24I'm sorry.
01:03:25I'm sorry.
01:03:26I'm sorry.
01:03:27I'm sorry.
01:03:28I'm sorry.
01:03:29I'm sorry.
01:03:30I'm sorry.
01:03:31I'm sorry.
01:03:32I'm sorry.
01:03:33I'm sorry.
01:03:34I'm sorry.
01:03:35I'm sorry.
01:03:36I'm sorry.
01:03:37I'm sorry.
01:03:38I'm sorry.
01:03:39I'm sorry.
01:03:40I'm sorry.
01:03:41I'm sorry.
01:03:42I'm sorry.
01:03:43I'm sorry.
01:03:44Is everything okay, Adam?
01:03:46I lost something.
01:03:48What?
01:03:49A personal item.
01:03:51Can I help you look or something?
01:03:54Did anyone go into the attic today?
01:03:57I don't know.
01:03:58I've been so tired the whole day, I don't know.
01:04:01But anyway, come, we play a game now.
01:04:05Stefan, I'm playing a game now, come here.
01:04:09A game?
01:04:10Mhm.
01:04:11Good idea, Maria.
01:04:15You sit here.
01:04:16Valentine!
01:04:17What?
01:04:18We're playing a game. Come here.
01:04:20I'm sick of playing games with you, Maria.
01:04:22No, you will like this game. Come here.
01:04:25Valentine, zack, zack!
01:04:33The game is called Two Truth and a Lie.
01:04:36You tell three things about you.
01:04:38Two must be truth and one must be a lie.
01:04:42And then we have to find out what the lie is.
01:04:47So, for example, Stefan, you say,
01:04:50I'm from Bavaria, I like hunting,
01:04:53and I manage an erotic movie superstore.
01:04:57But I don't manage an erotic movie superstore.
01:05:02That's the point.
01:05:04That's the lie.
01:05:05Ah, yes. Okay.
01:05:09So, one, I once washed some clothes with toothpaste.
01:05:18Two, I was lost in the middle of the jungle,
01:05:23drinking water from the trees and fruits with no machete,
01:05:29and suddenly a tapir appears.
01:05:32So I follow him.
01:05:34And he leads me right out of the jungle.
01:05:39Number three, I was with Diego Armando Maradona once,
01:05:42just drinking, chilling, checking some old T-shirts at his place.
01:05:49Three.
01:05:50No.
01:05:51Two.
01:05:52No.
01:05:53One.
01:05:54My friend!
01:05:58All right, I'll go.
01:06:04I took cello lessons for five years.
01:06:08Two, I have two roommates,
01:06:11and both of their names are Charlie.
01:06:14Charlie and Charlie.
01:06:16And three, very recently,
01:06:22someone just punched me in the balls for no reason.
01:06:27That's a lie.
01:06:28That one's true.
01:06:29No, it's a lie, I think.
01:06:31That's true.
01:06:32You never took cello lessons?
01:06:34No, I did.
01:06:35And with who did you live together?
01:06:38Oh, right.
01:06:39No, I actually live with my mom.
01:06:42Ah, me too.
01:06:51I was the favorite of my grandfather's 40 grandchildren.
01:06:54He used to call me little son.
01:06:57On the way to Germany, we were in the Sahara Desert for five days.
01:07:02And I watched my brother die.
01:07:09What was the third?
01:07:11Number three,
01:07:14I moved into the dacha to save some money.
01:07:20Number two.
01:07:21No, Adam would never lie about this.
01:07:24He is right.
01:07:26I was in the Sahara Desert for five days,
01:07:29and the traffickers left us there.
01:07:32But it was not my brother I watched die, it was my son.
01:08:29This will be my last resting place.
01:08:33Under palm trees in the south,
01:08:36under linden trees on the Rhine.
01:08:44At least I will be surrounded.
01:08:51Shit!
01:08:52Shit!
01:08:57Excuse me,
01:08:59what are you doing here?
01:09:01Do you have a lighter?
01:09:03Yes, I think so.
01:09:05Give it to me!
01:09:18Just a lighter.
01:09:19Doesn't matter.
01:09:22At least I will be surrounded,
01:09:25God's heaven, there like here.
01:09:27And as dead lamps float,
01:09:29the stars above me at night.
01:09:34You son of a bitch!
01:09:35Get it away!
01:09:37Now wait!
01:09:53Fuck!
01:10:19Oh, I'm so sorry!
01:10:22Fuck!
01:10:52Fuck!
01:11:10Fuck!
01:11:11Fuck!
01:11:22Maria!
01:11:23Maria, no!
01:11:24The oxen!
01:11:25Maria!
01:11:26Maria, your leg!
01:11:28Your leg, Maria!
01:11:29Please!
01:11:30It's fine, it's fine.
01:11:32It's fine.
01:11:33What are you doing?
01:11:34I'm fine.
01:11:35I'm fine.
01:11:36I just have to touch.
01:11:37What?
01:11:38I just have to touch.
01:11:39I just have to touch.
01:11:40I just have to touch.
01:11:41What are you talking about?
01:11:42I knocked him out.
01:11:43My gun didn't work.
01:11:45Your gun?
01:11:46My gun.
01:11:47He burned the touch.
01:11:48He burned the touch.
01:11:49You have a gun?
01:11:50I just have to touch.
01:11:51I just have to touch.
01:11:52I just have to touch.
01:11:53Hey, that's enough!
01:11:54Hey!
01:11:59Wait, what happened?
01:12:01He's dead.
01:12:02Who's dead?
01:12:03Gregor.
01:12:06Oh, my God.
01:12:07Oh, my God.
01:12:08No, he's not dead.
01:12:09What happened?
01:12:10He's alive.
01:12:11Stefan, he's breathing.
01:12:12He's alive.
01:12:13He's alive.
01:12:14He's fine.
01:12:15No, he's not.
01:12:16No, he's not.
01:12:17Stop!
01:12:18God!
01:12:19Everybody shut up!
01:12:28Oh, okay.
01:12:29Okay, we're fine.
01:12:30We're okay.
01:12:31We're fine.
01:12:33Yes.
01:12:36I told you this would happen.
01:13:02Party?
01:13:03What happened is, a wild boar was in my garden.
01:13:08A wild boar?
01:13:09A wild boar, yes.
01:13:10He trampled everything.
01:13:12All my flower beds, my tomatoes and the dahlia.
01:13:15This piece of shit ate my dahlia for breakfast.
01:13:19I'm sorry.
01:13:21I went there extra early and then I see the mess.
01:13:24I wanted to see if everything was in order for the party this evening.
01:13:27Party?
01:13:28Yes, our summer party.
01:13:31Hello, Mr. President.
01:13:35Good morning, Maria.
01:13:38Oh, Maria.
01:13:40I don't feel so good today.
01:13:42What is wrong?
01:13:44A wild animal was in my garden last night and destroyed everything.
01:13:49It's terrible.
01:13:50Everything is destroyed.
01:13:51Dead, killed and...
01:13:53Oh, no.
01:13:54Yes, it's terrible.
01:13:56It's a nightmare.
01:13:57My garden looks like a dump.
01:13:59Mr. Herrmann, I need your help.
01:14:01Can't we have the party in your garden?
01:14:04It's impossible for me.
01:14:06Please, Mr. Herrmann.
01:14:07Here?
01:14:08Yes, in your garden.
01:14:09I can't do it.
01:14:11What is he saying?
01:14:14He wants us to have a party here.
01:14:16Yes!
01:14:17Oh, shit.
01:14:18Yes, yes.
01:14:20Yes.
01:14:21We should have a party here.
01:14:23Yes.
01:14:24And is it okay if we invite other people as well?
01:14:26Of course, yes.
01:14:27Oh, my God, yes.
01:14:28I'm still young.
01:14:31What do you have here?
01:14:32A hotel business.
01:14:33Hello, Zorro.
01:14:34Hey.
01:14:35Hello, Adam.
01:14:36Yes.
01:14:37Yes.
01:14:38Yes, Mr. Herrmann.
01:14:39I feel much better now.
01:14:40A wild boar is also a creation of God, isn't it?
01:14:57Okay.
01:15:28...
01:15:40When I'm old, I like the cool grandpa sitting on the couch, with my children.
01:15:49Not.
01:15:54The fun!
01:15:57She likes to dance, yeah.
01:16:01Get out of here, I have to leave.
01:16:10No, it's fine.
01:16:13Yes.
01:16:17I will fix.
01:16:20Hang on.
01:16:25Come here.
01:16:27It's so shaky.
01:16:29Oh, ladies and gentlemen, dear friends.
01:16:32When I see you all like this, it's nice that you all came.
01:16:36And now the cold buffet is there, you all go there and there is something to drink.
01:16:40And there is a little surprise.
01:16:43But you don't really care about that.
01:16:46I quit in two months, I quit my job, I hang it on the nail.
01:17:00Thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:17:02It's very nice of you.
01:17:04So, now we're done, now we're having a party.
01:17:07Enjoy yourselves and get going.