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00:00As mayor, you might assume I have certain abilities, but sticking my hand through solid
00:15matter is not one of them.
00:45Just keep an eye out, would you? Both for the shipment and for trouble.
00:50Trouble, huh? Like the syndicate over there?
00:54Hello, syndicate. What brings you to my humble abode?
00:59Greetings, Mr. Cooper. I must say, your definition of humble clearly differs from mine.
01:06Oh, this? It's nothing special. Just a little reminder of the old country.
01:11But I am sure you did not come here to discuss architecture, did you?
01:20On behalf of my dear friend Maxwell, I must ask you for something.
01:24Ah, the bartender. What does he need now?
01:28He requires an additional copy of the contract you drafted for him. The original has been... misplaced.
01:35Sorry, syndicate, but three copies are more than enough.
01:39I believe that is all I needed to discuss.
01:42Buona notte, syndicate. Now come here and say goodnight to me.
01:47Um, but boss...
01:50What, not even a little smooch?
01:53What if someone's looking?
01:55We're alone, boo-boo. I promise.
01:58Uh, all right.
02:10I believe this is what you were looking for, Mr. Harrelson.
02:22Oh, yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
02:27I've been waiting to get my hands on one of these for a long time.
02:34Okay, lady. You held up your end of the deal, so I'll hold up mine. What's the plan?
02:40Meet us by the church at midnight. You will receive further instructions then.
02:45Works for me. That bank won't know what hit it.
02:49Before I go, I want to make sure you do your part.
02:53Of course I will. What do you take me for, lady?
02:57Of course I will. What do you take me for, lady?
03:00An unreliable goon-for-hire who will disappear at the first sign of trouble.
03:05Well, I'll cop to everything except unreliable.
03:10Anyway, I'm here until the morning at least.
03:14Good. Then I shall see you when everything is ready.
03:28General Hartman. Well, this is certainly an unpleasant surprise.
03:34Hello, Dr. Dixon. The military is once more in need of your considerable expertise.
03:41That's odd, because last I heard, my cooperation with the military was a one-time deal.
03:48The deal has been altered, Doctor. Pray it doesn't become altered any further. Now come with me.
03:56And what if I don't?
03:58My orders are to bring you back on board using any method necessary. Keep that in mind.
04:05I know my rights, and I'm not going with you. We've done enough damage already.
04:11I'm afraid you don't have a choice, Doctor. This order comes from the President himself.
04:17Well, I'm sorry you still have to listen to that loudmouth, but I do not. Now, if you'll excuse me...
04:26Again, Dr. Dixon, I'm authorized to be as persuasive as I need to be.
04:31For example, I could say that if you don't cooperate, everyone in town will find out just why you left your previous career.
04:42You can't do this to me. This was supposed to be my fresh start.
04:47Oh, I can do that and far worse. Believe me. Now, are you coming?
04:54Okay, fine. I'll go with you.
04:58This way, Doctor.
05:43And where would I go with it? Ha!
06:01Joseph, let us redirect this energy elsewhere. Come with me.
06:13This had better work, Joseph.
06:15It'll work. Quit bellyaching. You're making me lose focus.
06:20Do not sass me, Joseph. I am already annoyed that I have wasted my evening on this escapade.
06:26You feel like your time's being wasted? Anyway, now what?
06:43The End
06:59Hey, what'd you know? It actually worked.
07:02All right, if there's nothing else, I can still get six minutes of sleep.
07:07Do not start slacking off just yet, Joseph. You must dismantle this monstrosity immediately.
07:13I do not want my offspring getting any ideas.
07:20Now, where did that thing fly off to?
07:37The End
07:53She has made it quite clear that she is too busy to talk.
07:58Damn it. Completely out of reach again.
08:02And the organ cannot be heard from up here. Clever girl.
08:07Sam has a better understanding of local wildlife than I do. Maybe he can give me some advice.
08:15Damn it. Completely out of reach again.
08:18And the organ cannot be heard from up here.
08:22More peep, Sam? You usually get along with animals, do you not?
08:27Uh, yeah. I guess so. Why?
08:30An eagle in the area has been giving me the most extraordinary trouble. What should I do about it?
08:36You're in luck, because I actually do have something to help you.
08:42What is this?
08:44Oh, it's a traditional friendship dance. Just perform it in front of the eagle, and it'll know you come in peace.
08:52What? No, there must be another way.
08:56Nope. Sorry.
08:58Are you absolutely sure?
09:00One hundred percent positive.
09:02Well, all right, Sam. Thank you. I suppose I shall try the dance.
09:15Let me see. I have to do what?
09:19Eliza, don't overthink it. Just do it already.
09:27At least no one can see how ridiculous I look.
09:31Here I go.
09:33Faster. More intensity. Show that bird what you can do.
09:38More intensity. Show that bird what you can do.
09:41More energy, Eliza. Dance until the eagle wants to be your friend.
10:09Holy shipping ship.
10:13What did you do?
10:15I just followed the instructions on that paper you gave me.
10:18But how? I made it all up.
10:22Who the hell's out there cooking lightning fried eagle? You got a death wish, buddy?
10:33Had enough, have you?
10:36Had enough, have you?
10:38That will teach you not to steal from Eliza Barrett.
10:44Do you just love pestering busy people?
10:47Is that why you insist on following me around all the time?
10:52She has made it quite clear that she is too busy to talk.
10:56Whatever happened, it was big.
11:05Let's go.
11:30Mr. Vasquez.
11:32Señora Barrett.
11:34I need you to return to the safe house immediately.
11:37No mames. What happened now? Did we get busted?
11:40No, nothing like that. I just need you to go there because of... reasons.
11:46Is this a test, Señora Barrett? You were very specific about me not leaving my post.
11:52Mr. Vasquez, your dedication is admirable, but you must go back to the safe house. Now.
11:58If you want me to deviate from the plan that much, you need to tell me what's going on.
12:03Something's fishy about this. I don't think you're a woman who changes her mind on a whim.
12:14The coming of the legendary Tacosmith has been foretold for centuries.
12:19It was written in the stars that a man with a dark and tragic past will serve a mighty queen.
12:25According to the story, if the man does everything the queen orders, he shall reap great rewards.
12:31However, if he...
12:32Señora, with all due respect, I'm a grown man. I don't believe in fairy tales.
12:37If he does not fulfill every single one of the queen's commands, he will not receive his end-of-contract bonus.
12:44¡Ay, Dios mio!
12:46Okay, okay. I'm not gonna argue with the boss.
12:49I just need to clean up and shut down these pinche furgones.
12:52Of course. We would not want another explosion to blow our cover. Literally.
12:57Don't worry, Señora Baird. I'll be gone in a few minutes.
13:06For a limited time only. No explosions.
13:09DEPUTY MCCHORD
13:15DEPUTY MCCHORD
13:25Deputy McChord, a word, please.
13:28Shh, not now, Ms. Mayor.
13:30Whatever you are doing can wait.
13:32I'm on an important mission from the chief himself.
13:36Please! I can't concentrate if you keep interrupting me!
13:48Deputy, I must insist.
13:50And I must insist on the opposite, ma'am.
13:53Those chipmunks could be anywhere!
13:55Not the be-damned chipmunks again.
13:58I need to have a serious talk with Amos.
14:00Shhh! You'll scare them off!
14:07At least this'll get me the money I deserve.
14:10What money? You are an intern. You do not get paid.
14:14Oh, I'll get paid all right.
14:16I'll get a big reward when I stop those chipmunks from robbing the bank!
14:21That has to be the silliest thing I have heard in my life.
14:24What gives you this ludicrous notion?
14:27Well, I am just an intern, but...
14:30based on the size, shape, and depth of these droppings I'm standing in...
14:33I can't say a whole lot of chipmunks have been here lately.
14:36And I'm only seeing them around the bank, nowhere else.
14:39So they must be targeting the bank for something.
14:42I've thought of two possible motives.
14:44One, they're planning to buy and sell huge amounts of narcotics...
14:49and need money from the bank to fund it.
14:51Or two, they worship the bank as some kind of deity.
14:55Or perhaps there are chipmunks in the park because that is their natural habitat?
15:00No, they're up to something. I can feel it.
15:07Great. How do I get rid of this one?
15:23Come on, you precious critters. Sing for Amos.
15:30Ha ha ha ha!
15:40Adorable.
15:49Perhaps Amos could prove useful on this occasion.
15:56Mr. Huckleberry.
16:01Mr. Huckleberry.
16:09I think it is fairly obvious that you need a way to put food on the table.
16:13No, it's okay. I have enough...
16:19Okay, I'm listening.
16:21I know someone who is desperately looking to hire a man of your talents.
16:25Wait, this isn't some kind of trick, is it?
16:31No tricks. Just drop by Max's Tiki Bar and tell him I sent you.
16:35What do you think, Mr. Huckleberry?
16:37I can't believe it!
16:39Thank you, Mayor Barrett, thank you so much!
16:42I can't believe it! I finally booked my first gig!
16:45Happy to have been of service.
16:52Come on out, little guy.
16:54This clause about bonuses looks a little...
16:57Come on out, little guy.
16:58This clause about bonuses looks a little shady to me.
17:01Shady? That's a great bonus!
17:04You can earn 5,000 bucks in a single night!
17:07Yeah, but only if we have 300 people in here from 7 p.m. until midnight.
17:11And here I thought you were confident in your abilities.
17:15Even if we had 300 people in this town, you don't open until 8!
17:19That kind of negative thinking won't get you anywhere in the entertainment business, kid.
17:27Where are you hiding, you little furballs?
18:28Imagine the irony of using Amos' chipmunk obsession
18:32to lure him into a trap right here in his own police station.
18:43I must say, I do not think Amos will fall for this.
18:51There we are. Now, let me just get out of the way.
18:58What's this letter?
18:59Dear Amos Coltrane, you have been identified as the last living Romanov.
19:04Enclosed, please find a check for the sum total of your family's assets worth over...
19:12Wait a second.
19:13This letter smells like...
19:16NUTS!
19:27They're here! They're actually here!
19:30All right, you fuzzy little evildoers, prepare to feel the full force of the law!
19:39Where are you, you little bastards? I'll find you!
19:53Aha! You won't escape this time!
19:56If you come out now, I'll personally ask Judge Roberts to go easy on you!
20:01A cute little orange jumpsuit is better than a tiny electric chair!
20:14Oh no! That's Sam!
20:18Mecha-chipmunk!
20:20I thought it was only a legend, but it's here somewhere!
20:24Great Van Buren's ghost! Maybe I should stop this embarrassing scene.
20:29Goddammit, this is Eliza's fault!
20:31I told her a few mousetraps wouldn't be enough to stop a menace like this!
20:38If that is how he feels, then perhaps I should enjoy the show for a bit longer.
20:42Chipmunks? You there?
20:48Maybe Eliza's right.
20:50Maybe Eliza's right.
20:52Maybe this is all in my head and I'm finally losing it!
20:58I'm just an embarrassment to the force, a crazy old fool who's no good to anyone!
21:14Amos, what on earth are you doing? Why are you locked in a cell?
21:21Locked in a... Oh, goddammit!
21:25Please, Eliza, go get my keys from the office!
21:28And warn McCord! He has no backup in the park and they might be heading his way!
21:33Wait here. Not that you have a choice.
22:20Oh, no! Look what you have done!
22:22Oh, no! Look what you have done!
22:24Oh, no! Look what you have done!
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22:57Oh, no! Look what you have done!
22:59And that makes three. One fewer problem to worry about.
23:03On today's menu, try our Carolina Reaper Milkshake.
23:32It now includes a free line-skip voucher at the hospital.
23:40Deputy, I need your assistance. It is an emergency.
23:44An emergency? What seems to be the problem, ma'am?
23:47Sheriff Coltrane has gotten himself locked in one of the holding cells.
23:51You must get him free at once.
23:56But I'm under strict orders from the sheriff himself not to leave my post.
24:00And do you think the sheriff had this exact scenario in mind when he gave you that order?
24:05Not to mention, I outrank him.
24:07Do you think he would be happy if you ignore me and leave him locked up in the middle of a workday?
24:13Oh, boy. This is a tough one.
24:15Um, I guess it's okay, seeing as you're the mayor and all.
24:20But I gotta debrief you first. The sheriff has a long list of stuff to look out for.
24:27Must you?
24:28Yes, ma'am. It'll take just a minute.
24:31Now, in the event of an emergency, there are several procedures.
24:44By removing the head or destroying the brain.
24:47Okay, I think that's everything you might need to know, Ms. Mayor.
24:51I'll be off now.
24:59You
25:19Sheriff Coltrane!
25:21It's all right, sir. I've got you now.
25:23McCord? Damn it, kid. I told you not to leave your post.
25:28It's okay, sir. The mayor told me to do it.
25:32You got a lot to learn about people in this town, kid.
25:36Anyway, thanks for coming.
25:38What happened, sir?
25:40Those nut-smuggling shipmunks set me up!
25:43There, there, sir. It's all right.
25:45They may have won this battle, but the war's not over yet.
25:48Yeah, you're right. We can still win this thing.
25:54Did you hear that?
25:55Indeed I did, Chief.
25:57Help me look. There must still be one around here somewhere.
26:16No way! Those little bastards outsmarted me again!
26:20Don't worry. I still have the keys. One sec.
26:26Well?
26:28Sir, I don't know how, but they must have taken them.
26:35It's not over, you bastards. Do you hear me? It's not over!
26:39Sir, it's been a really long day. Why don't we call it?
26:43You're right. Let's get some sleep.
26:45Dibs on the top bun!
27:25Miss Mayor, back so soon?
27:27As if I have a choice.
27:31I should be going.
27:33Hurry, Mayor. Clock's ticking.
27:55Hey! You're that Mayor fella!
28:24Oh, changed your mind and come running to find me, did you?
28:33I am most certainly not here to talk to you.
28:37What? You sure?
28:40Quite sure, yes. I came to talk with people who actually matter to me, like Max here.
28:46Well, guess I'll have another drink to drown the pain.
28:50Hey, bartender. One more.
28:53Not happening. You're cut off for the night. Go get some sleep, buddy.
28:58You bartenders are the same.
29:02Just let a man drink until he can't feel his feelings anymore. Damn it!
29:15By the way, what are you still doing here?
29:18Hey, last time I checked, this is a free country, isn't it?
29:22Anyway, what's it to you?
29:25You have lingered here like a bad smell since the bar opened.
29:29In that time, you have not sold one single toilet brush, or whatever it is you peddle.
29:34Well, if you must know, I can't go home just yet. So I'm not.
29:40Let me guess. Marital problems?
29:44Sort of.
29:47See, my wife's had a head injury, and I gotta make some money to pay for her treatment.
29:54This is certainly a pathetic attempt at garnering sympathy.
29:58Sympathy? No, no, I just was...
30:02Disgusting. Using your wife's illness to try and win me over.
30:06You should store your worthless merchandise where the sun does not shine.
30:10I wasn't trying to...
30:13Let me stop you right there, Mr. Hardy, because you have clearly mistaken me for someone else.
30:18Someone who cares.
30:20Wow, who needs air conditioning when they have you?
30:33You know, when I hired my employee Joseph, he gave me a reference from a Laszlo Hardy.
30:39You're the mayor Bucky works for?
30:43Yes, of course. How many mayors do you think this town has?
30:47And Bucky works for you? How's his hand?
30:57Oh, it grew back.
31:01Really?
31:02Of course not, you simpleton.
31:10You must have sold something during your time here.
31:13Bartender, give me whatever's strongest.
31:18Not gonna happen. Go sleep it off, guy.
31:22That bad?
31:23Yeah, that bad. You know what I think? I think you put a curse on me, you witch.
31:32Ever since I met you, all my sales are like, poof, gone.
31:38I just want to make your town safer, and this is how you repay me?
31:47I must say, that is a beautiful automobile you have out there.
31:52I do wonder how such a clearly unsuccessful salesman could afford such a vehicle.
31:57Hey, what are you talking about? Just because I didn't sell anything in this town yet, doesn't mean I can't afford it.
32:05Okay, fine, fine. It's a rental.
32:10But that's okay, because my insurance business is about to take off.
32:14I just landed a huge contract with the owner of the motel. Full coverage with all the extras.
32:23Like a plane's ever gonna crash on his motel. Oh, dumbass.
32:29Oh, about that. You might want to get his claim paperwork started ahead of time.
32:36No!
32:42Fancy a drink, Mr. Hardy?
32:45Fancy? Wait, is that for me?
32:50It is all yours, provided you answer my questions.
32:56Wow, you know what? I was wrong about you. You're the best smoker ever!
33:07Whoa, that's really strong.
33:14Ooh, it feels like my tongue is all loose and melty.
33:23What flaws do you see in our current security system?
33:27What flaws? What flaws? There's so much wrong with the Templeton Unsafe Life Laws.
33:36Okay, let me think. What's good about them?
33:43Nothing! There is nothing good about a Temple thing, was it?
33:50Maybe you thought you were getting the deal, but you didn't get a deal because it's bad.
33:57Try to focus. What is the Templeton's fatal flaw?
34:01Oh man, it's so stupid. So stupid.
34:07All you gotta do is put a little piece of paper between the hammer and the bell. Boom! It's gonna be quiet. So quiet.
34:31Good to know. Thanks for your assistance, Mr. Hardy.
34:35You ever gonna buy from me?
34:38No.
34:39I hate this stupid town! And I hate you too! I hate you so much!
34:49I'm sorry. I don't mean it. You're such a good friend. Let me make it up to you.
34:57Here.
35:00I certainly cannot see how a business card will...
35:04Call me.
35:16Wait, I have to work Monday to Sunday?
35:19That's right.
35:21But the bar is closed on Mondays and Sundays.
35:24Oh, that reminds me. Since we're closed on those days, you won't get your free meal. Hope you understand.
35:34I have no time to waste on idle chatter.
35:40Mr. Huckleberry?
35:41Not now, Ms. Mayor. I'm in the middle of something.
35:44Where were we?
35:49Not to be rude, Mr. Powell, but are you sure all this is legal?
35:53What did I tell you? Call me Max.
36:05Well, Max, about my contract...
36:08Don't ask me anything too complicated.
36:12I asked the new barber to draft it for me. He's got a lot of experience with this stuff.
36:17The barber? You mean Mr. Cooper?
36:20Yeah, he told me it was a really good contract. I think his exact words were,
36:26An offer he won't dare to refuse.
36:29Yikes.
36:40Bathroom breaks are limited to once per night for a maximum duration of five minutes.
36:45Should the employee require longer than five minutes, he must resume playing from the toilet?
36:51You can never be too careful, kid. Customers get cranky without their music.
37:09So every time I use the bathroom, I have to bring all my equipment in with me?
37:14No, I'm afraid you'll need better and more powerful speakers to be heard from in there.
37:19That's an expense you'll have to cover, by the way.
37:30Forgot your wallet? Cannot pay for your drinks? We have you covered.
37:35Have an ultimate face punch on the house.
37:45Wait!
37:54No need to take them. My custom Tool Lake Wallaby curtains are much better than these.
38:00I dread what you'll do to the White House when you finally move in.
38:10I only speak in front of...
38:13Besides, I like to think of my staff as just one big happy family.
38:18Well, more like very good friends.
38:21But you're the only other employee. And you're the owner.
38:25And you don't want to be my friend? You break my heart, Hank. You break my heart.
38:33I need to down a shot of your fanciest whiskey after every song?
38:37It's a promotion. If the customers see you drinking it, they'll want to drink it, too.
38:43But why do I have to pay for them?
38:46Jeez, kid. This is top-shelf booze. You think money grows on trees?
38:53I don't know, Max. You seem like a nice guy, but I'm not sure this job is right for me.
39:00What are you talking about? I'm paying you a superstar's salary here.
39:05I'm not sure I'm the right person for this job.
39:09I've been working here for a few years. I'm not sure I'm the right person for this job.
39:14I've been working here for a few years. I'm not sure I'm the right person for this job.
39:19What? I'm paying you a superstar's salary here.
39:36Most superstars don't have to pay an air consumption fee, or a musical instrument touching permit,
39:42or a fine for drinking on the job when you're the one making me do it every night.
39:49Okay, but after you pay all the associated fees, fines, taxes, and gratuities,
39:55you still take home five whole bucks a week!
39:59You know what? It's not the worst offer I've ever had.
40:13The musician will compensate you for the fine.
40:17The musician will compensate any unsatisfied customers.
40:21What the hell?
40:23No offense, man, but I know my food and drink always satisfy my customers.
40:28Therefore, anyone leaving here unhappy could only be doing so because of your music.
40:33You gotta admit, this is only fair.
40:46What about this line?
40:48Should the employee sign a recording contract during their employment period,
40:52they must give 25% of their first royalty check to the handsome owner of this establishment.
40:57Wait, what? That can't be right.
41:12Oh, thank God.
41:13They told me I'd be getting 75%.
41:16But that's insane!
41:27Oh, come on. 25% is a lot when you think about it.
41:31It would be. Except it also says I have to give the last 25% to something called RhinoCo.
41:37Seems like a pretty small price to pay for a successful music career.
41:43What?
41:53Employee is responsible for all maintenance and must stay late every night to deep clean?
41:58You gotta be kidding me!
42:01Be realistic for a second here, Hank.
42:04If the place is filthy, no one's gonna wanna listen to your play, are they?
42:09Of course not! But I don't see why I'm the only one responsible for cleaning.
42:13Well, I'm the owner, bartender, chef, accountant, and interior decorator.
42:18So obviously, I couldn't do it.
42:21You're lucky to have so few duties.
42:32Hey, Maxwell, can I get another drink?
42:36Of course you can't!
42:38Okay, cool, cool.
42:43How about now?
42:54You doing all right there, Hardy?
42:56Of course I'm all right.
42:59If you give me another drink, I'll be even better.
43:05I think you've had a few too many.
43:18Who is that visual loveliness over there?
43:24That's just a mannequin.
43:26Do you think she likes me?
43:29Can you get her to look over here?
43:33No, I can't, because she's a mannequin.
43:37Did you go past drunk straight to brain damaged?
43:49It's getting late, and you've had enough.
43:53Time to go home, buddy.
43:55Okay, okay, okay.
43:58Can I just get one more teeny tiny, eeny weeny little drink?
44:11Hey, Maxwell, can I be your bartender?
44:16Now that you mention it, I could use a break.
44:21There's this customer that's been annoying me all night.
44:26Oh, what a jerk.
44:28I'm going to take care of that guy.
44:31I'm going to save his drinks.
44:33I'm going to kick that guy's ass.
44:35And I'm going to do the bar stuff.
44:41Yeah.
44:43That's great.
44:45The only thing is, I need you to prove you're up to it.
44:49You can trust me.
44:52I'm very trustworthy.
44:55Trustworthy.
44:57What?
44:59What am I going to do?
45:01Okay, man, listen carefully.
45:03Your job depends on this.
45:05I need you to walk in a straight line for a bit.
45:09Oh, okay, okay.
45:12Yeah, I can do.
45:15Wait a minute, you handsome bastard.
45:20Wait, what are we talking about?
45:32Oh, come on, Max.
45:34Just let me drink.
45:36It's my birthday.
45:39I checked your ID, man.
45:41Your birthday's in January.
45:43Max, buddy, you got it all wrong.
45:48Well, that's not my birthday.
45:51That's just the day I was born.
45:54I didn't know there was a beer on the wall.
46:08I didn't know there was a beer.
46:11You think when I pass it around...
46:18How many is that?
46:20I lost count.
46:22Well, I better start over.
46:25No.
46:35Max.
46:40Hey, man, I'm really sorry about the toilet.
46:44It's okay, pal.
46:46Don't worry about it right now.
46:48I'll just add it to your tab.
46:50Oh, you're the best, Max.
47:06Uh-oh.
47:07I'll barf.
47:08I'm a barf.
47:09I'm a...
47:14Oh, never mind.
47:16All good.
47:28Impeach the mean lady.
47:30She made me cry.
47:36Hey.
47:59Hey.
48:29My intent is to turn it off, not set it off.
48:35My intent is to turn...
48:38I cannot believe...
48:53To think anyone with a piece of cardboard could have robbed us all blind.
49:08That should be all.
49:09Let us return to that scoundrel and be finished with this mess.
49:40Welcome back to the House of the Lord.
49:44So, are we ready?
49:46Yes, I took care of everything.
49:48Great.
49:49Where's Harrelson?
49:51He should arrive any minute now.
49:53Tonight's gonna be a good night.
50:24Okay, stick to the plan.
50:26We go in quietly, grab the cash, and get out.
50:30Questions?
50:31Do you think I became mayor by running around half-cocked?
50:35Let us get this over with.
50:37Sorry, what?
50:40Do I really have to repeat myself?
50:43Nah, I got this.
50:45Richard Harrelson!
50:56Booyah, the last one's a rotten egg.
51:08Dammit, the strongbox is closed.
51:11Why do you think we brought you here, genius?
51:14Oh yeah, I've got the master key right here.
51:27Grab everything you can. Don't let him keep one red cent.
51:37We're gonna be rich! Filthy rich!
51:42No time to waste. We need to get out of here now.
52:06Who's that bartender think he is?
52:09Not letting me drive.
52:12He tried to take my keys, but I'm too smart for him.
52:20He'll never find them.
52:28Wait a second.
52:33Well, well, well, look who it is.
52:38You son of a bitch.
52:41You're the reason I can't make no money in this stupid town.
52:47This is for my business.
52:49Take this, you bunch of scrap.
52:54And this one's for the mayor being so mean to me.
53:01Ah!
53:14Hands up! Stay right where you are, or I'll open fire!
53:18Oh man.
53:31This isn't fair.
53:33I'm calling the cops.
53:35And my lawyer.
53:37And the president.
53:39And the cops again.
53:41And my mom.
53:43And she's gonna be mad at you.
53:47Here we are.
53:48You can do all that in the morning.
53:51Okay.
53:52Maybe I'll just sleep now.
53:56Just a little bit.
53:58Like one hour.
54:03I knew I shouldn't have taken the day off.
54:07Well, happy friggin birthday, Amos.
54:10At least now I have a good excuse to call Jack.
54:23Hartman speaking.
54:25Sir, Colonel Porter has regained consciousness.
54:28Good work, Private.
54:30Bring him in immediately.
54:32Sir, yes, sir.
54:33Sir, what should we do with the other airfield personnel?
54:37Confine them until further notice.
54:39Will do, General, sir.
54:41Wait, Private.
54:43Why haven't the cops been cut yet?
54:45Uh...
54:51Oh, so we have time to make jokes.
54:55Ever heard the one about the Private that patrolled the bridge to Corona for two weeks?
55:01Uh, no, sir.
55:03Well, you'll get to experience it firsthand.
55:05Oh, damn.
55:07Make sure the communications go out tonight.
55:10No more stalling.
55:12And once that's done, report for bridge duty immediately.