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00:00What do you think Mr. Dalerpa must have worn today?
00:02Huh?
00:02Because you wore his clothes.
00:04He was sitting with a girl on the corner seat.
00:07The girl was watching a film and he was looking at the girl.
00:10She is our.. Forget about us..
00:13She is your.. Forget about you too.
00:14She is not your father. Why would she be yours?
00:26So, where will Arora come from?
00:28So, Sarla is here for the first time.
00:35I was saying, at the entrance..
00:37You said at the entrance that talent..
00:38Are we rolling?
00:39Yes.
00:40Okay.
00:40At the entrance, we said that talent..
00:43Yes.
00:44He is here.
00:44Click.
00:46Oh!
00:47The mic is.. What is happening?
00:48What is going on?
00:50There is a problem with the colour.
00:51There is a problem with the colour.
00:52What happened, Kapil?
00:54What is going on?
00:55I can't find it.
00:57Whom?
00:57The mic is gone.
00:58It's gone.
01:00Good.
01:01Kapil, your photos are so bad.
01:03Shut up.
01:05That's why they have to take so many.
01:07I don't know how to use the camera.
01:08You did so much in the film.
01:09You don't know how to use the camera.
01:11Kapil, you are looking damn bad.
01:14Okay, he is fine.
01:15I keep talking to him for two hours.
01:17He comes in between, dances and then leaves.
01:19He says, your work is fine.
01:20What can we do? It's our fate.
01:27Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
01:38Wow!
01:46Good evening and welcome to the Kapil Sharma Show.
01:52Bro, I remembered Bindu today.
01:53What?
01:54Is she your old friend?
01:57She is my old friend.
01:59My dear Bindu.
02:01Actually, I am joking.
02:03This is a very beautiful film.
02:05Is it?
02:06My dear Bindu.
02:07And the two actors who are working in this film..
02:09Yes.
02:09..I personally find them very cute.
02:11Is it?
02:12So, I would like to invite the hero and heroine
02:14of this beautiful love story
02:16with a big round of applause.
02:17Yes.
02:18The very talented Ayushman Khurana
02:19and beautiful Parineeti Chopra.
02:26When our eyes met, my love
02:32My craziness started increasing
02:38This love of mine, this craziness of yours
02:44Whether it stays or not
02:47Come and embrace me
02:50Yes.
02:52He resides in everyone's heart.
02:53His name is on everyone's lips.
02:55Seeing Ayushman, the hearts of the girls
02:58are on the seventh heaven.
03:01Yes.
03:04And the party has bloomed from the spring of Parineeti's beauty.
03:09And the water of my heart's river
03:13is on the mark of danger.
03:16Wow.
03:18Wow.
03:18That's great. Well done.
03:20Mr. Kamal, you said at the time of the entry
03:23talented Ayushman and beautiful Parineeti.
03:26She's not talented.
03:27Pari.
03:29I'm not beautiful.
03:29That means, she's not beautiful.
03:31No.
03:32He's trying to make me blush, Pari.
03:34Between the two of us..
03:35Actually.
03:36..the world has never come to know about our love.
03:38Oh, wow.
03:41That's my habit.
03:43You've never said this before.
03:45Is it because I've lost weight?
03:47Because even I've lost weight.
03:49That's true.
03:50What can I say?
03:52I didn't know before that girls follow me.
03:54Really?
03:55Parineeti has lost weight.
03:56She sings well.
03:57She has a good sense of humour.
03:58Why do you have to work so hard?
03:59You propose to me directly.
04:00Even then, I refuse.
04:03Pari.
04:04Pari, how much weight have you lost?
04:0717 kgs.
04:08How do you know?
04:09I know.
04:09But you never asked me.
04:10Because..
04:12Because a girl seems to have lost weight.
04:15Actually, she's a teenager.
04:16She's an 8th standard.
04:17She has lost 17 kgs.
04:18Yes.
04:18You're looking so beautiful.
04:20Thanks, Kapil.
04:21You're looking very handsome and hot.
04:26Pari, you've said a great couplet.
04:27One arrow and two targets.
04:28You've covered Ayushman as well.
04:29Yes.
04:30And Parineeti as well.
04:30Yes.
04:31You want to be a minister as well.
04:34You want to flirt as well.
04:35You're the only one in this world.
04:36We're just oxygenating people.
04:38Actually, we're doing all the work.
04:43By the way, it's fun to hear my lovely Bindu's name.
04:45Yes.
04:45I've seen it.
04:46She showed me the trailer.
04:48It's a beautiful film.
04:49And it's a different love story.
04:51This film seems to be of that era
04:53when girls used to have Bindu's name.
04:54Right?
04:55Bindu Dara Singh is a trend now.
04:58By the way, what era is this love story?
05:00Actually, it's not that old.
05:02It's a film from the 90s.
05:04Okay.
05:04But the character, Bindu
05:06actually wants to become a rock star.
05:08Okay.
05:08She's a singer.
05:10And she wants to become a great singer and a rock star.
05:13Okay.
05:13And she doesn't like her name as Bindu.
05:15She says, why is my name Bindu?
05:17Because I'll never become a rock star with Bindu.
05:19So, it's true that it's of that era
05:23when people used to have Bindu's name.
05:24So, she didn't change her name?
05:25The film starts in the 80s and continues till 2017.
05:30By the way, do you think Bindu's name can't be a hit?
05:33I mean, yes, a little bit.
05:35It's Shakira.
05:37Yes.
05:37Let's say her name was Kamla Devi.
05:40Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Kamla Devi.
05:42No, it's Kamli, not Kamla.
05:44It's Kamli.
05:45Actually, there's a difference in the name.
05:46What do you think, Pari?
05:47I think so too.
05:48Parineeti was your name since childhood, right?
05:50Yes.
05:50Actually, my pet name is Tisha.
05:53I think it's very cool.
05:54Parineeti is okay.
05:55Is Tisha your name too?
05:56Yes, I have two names.
05:58Please welcome.
05:58Let's give a big round of applause for Parineeti and Ayushman.
06:02Pari.
06:02Yes.
06:03Ayushman, it's your first time on this show, right?
06:07It's my first time on this set.
06:09I've been to the old house many times.
06:10Yes.
06:11That's why we stopped you.
06:12I'm going to decide whether I'm going to date you or not
06:16by the end of today's episode.
06:18So, behave well.
06:24Raja, I'm telling you, you're lucky today.
06:27You're getting all the love today.
06:29Otherwise, all the girls would've called you brother.
06:35Which girl?
06:36Sonakshi only called me brother.
06:38You just made it worse.
06:40Nothing else happened, Pari.
06:41It's not like that.
06:42Let's talk after the camera is off.
06:44Okay.
06:45Ayushman is playing the role of a writer in this film.
06:47It's the first time a writer will get a lot of money.
06:50Our writer has expressed his frustration.
06:55I want to talk about the nickname.
06:56My nickname in this film is Bubla.
06:58What?
06:59Bubla.
07:00Bubla.
07:01My name is Abhimanyu Roy.
07:02But my pet name is Bubla.
07:04Is it a name or is it a juice?
07:06Bubla.
07:10Premi, tell me something.
07:11You both sing very well.
07:13We'll listen to each song from you.
07:15Actually, Ayushman..
07:17Let's listen to it right now.
07:18What are we going to listen to?
07:18How does this look?
07:19Sing it.
07:22Sing it.
07:22Today, it's going to be a musical episode.
07:24Because all three of us are fond of singing.
07:27Sing it.
07:27So, it's going to be a gathering.
07:28More than comedy.
07:29Sing it.
07:30Actually, you guys are so busy with your films.
07:31I was wondering why you're so busy with your films.
07:33You're earning crores.
07:34Let's make a group of Qawwalis.
07:37No?
07:38Let's make a group of Qawwalis.
07:39Sir, let's name it Just Qawwali.
07:41Just Qawwali.
07:42Ladies first.
07:44Sing a song for Mr. Sidhu. Please.
07:46Yes, sing it.
07:47You became a minister twice.
07:48You didn't even hug or congratulate him.
07:49What are you saying?
07:51Backstage. I met him backstage.
07:52Okay.
07:53You started meeting him backstage?
07:57What do you mean?
07:59What do you mean?
08:00It feels good to meet him on camera.
08:01What do you mean?
08:03Hey..
08:07Hey..
08:12Today, I caught you red-handed.
08:15Pari, sing the song that you sang in the film.
08:19A little mood lighting.
08:20That's what I'm doing.
08:20Neeti, you're here for the first time.
08:21Yes.
08:22Pari, I want to ask you a question.
08:23Yes.
08:24We're talking about singing.
08:25What do you think Mr. Daler will be wearing today?
08:27What?
08:29Because you're wearing his clothes.
08:33You're looking beautiful, Pari.
08:34I was kidding.
08:35We thought we'd wear the same clothes.
08:39You're so naughty.
08:45Pari, you're looking very beautiful. Okay?
08:48Kapil, he's very naughty.
08:50You're going overboard.
08:51Okay. I'm wearing Mr. Daler's clothes.
08:53He's wearing my gym clothes.
08:58I'm sorry. You've lost marks.
09:00He's also talented.
09:01These days, I feel like this.
09:02I say something and I get something else.
09:04I've been doing this for a few days now.
09:06My friend is upset.
09:08You do one thing.
09:15No. No.
09:15Everything will be fine.
09:16No one is upset.
09:17He's on a holiday.
09:19No. No. If a friend is upset, two or three of them will be happy.
09:21Because they have more entries.
09:25When you got married, it was because of your childhood love.
09:28Yes.
09:29That's great. It's a beautiful thing.
09:33What's the use of getting married because of your childhood love?
09:36Don't you feel scared of your wife?
09:39I feel scared.
09:40Why are you taking tips now?
09:42I want to know everything.
09:44You..
09:44It's not like you're going to get married, right?
09:46No.
09:47No, right? Then?
09:48Kapil is crazy about a bachelor's wedding.
09:51I'm just asking.
09:52You keep asking everyone. You don't get it done.
09:55Not in three, not in thirteen, not in the one with the basket,
09:57not in the players, not in the players.
09:58What is this?
10:03Kapil, if you stop flirting before any actress comes on this show
10:08then something will happen in life, right?
10:09That's it.
10:10The habit hasn't changed.
10:11Correct.
10:13Okay, I did it. I accept it.
10:15You'll regret it if you go back to your old age.
10:17Why?
10:17Because one thing will go away that won't come back.
10:20Youth.
10:25That's why..
10:26I think you'll enjoy it more in your old age.
10:27How?
10:28Husband and wife become friends at some point.
10:30After that, love and romance happens after a certain age.
10:33After 60, 65, 70 or 75.
10:36Then they talk to each other.
10:39I mean..
10:41I mean to say, there is a friendship.
10:43I say, it's fun to sit together and kiss each other's cheeks.
10:47They say, did you eat?
10:48I don't eat. I just sneeze.
10:50Okay, it's fun.
10:54My grandma used to look cute to me.
10:56My grandma is no more. I love her. I miss her so much.
10:59Yes.
10:59She used to sneeze, right?
11:01Yes.
11:01Her face used to look like a sneeze.
11:04They look cute, actually.
11:05Don't they?
11:10Yes, get them married.
11:11After 40, the cell will be over.
11:14As you say.
11:15The cell will be over.
11:23I don't have a cell. I'm on a generator.
11:29Oh, God!
11:30That's great.
11:32Very good, Kapil.
11:33Very good.
11:34Oh, God!
11:35What is this?
11:36He is so mischievous.
11:38Oh, it's me.
11:38What?
11:39He is talking to me. Wow!
11:43I told you, sister.
11:45The girl sitting behind is the one who sneezed.
11:46Which girl?
11:48This one.
11:49How do you know who is sitting behind?
11:52I can see it with your eyes.
11:54Did you see?
11:56He is a great politician.
11:57Yes.
12:00Pari Riti is a voiceover artist in the film.
12:03Is it?
12:04She speaks in Tamil.
12:05Pari, Mr. Sidhu lives in a huge estate.
12:10He has two departments.
12:12Can you praise him in Tamil?
12:14I want to say the truth. I don't know Tamil.
12:17I had memorised the dialogue and said it.
12:19Go ahead.
12:20We are not able to figure it out.
12:22Is there anyone here who speaks Tamil?
12:23No one.
12:24Is there anyone?
12:26No.
12:27Let's call Das Dada.
12:29Come on, call Das Dada.
12:30You know him, right?
12:31Call him.
12:32Das Dada, your wife is from Tamil Nadu, right?
12:34She is from Calcutta.
12:35You are from Calcutta.
12:36Our movie is also from Calcutta.
12:38So, in Bengali, say,
12:39Mr. Sidhu, you are very handsome.
12:41Yes.
12:42Say it like that.
12:42Mr. Sidhu, you are very handsome.
12:48I love you.
12:52Das Dada, you have been clicking our photos for so many years.
12:56Why didn't you tell us in Bengali?
12:58Sir, you never asked me.
12:59Now you say it in Bengali.
13:01Kapil, stop troubling me.
13:04I don't want to die.
13:05Wait, wait, wait.
13:09Actually, you know, Das Dada's age.. Guess.
13:1324.
13:13He is younger than you.
13:15No, I am not joking.
13:16There is one thing for sure.
13:17His cells are over.
13:20How do you know, sir?
13:23I know him because he is our M.P.M.
13:26I won't take his name.
13:27Sir, don't take his name.
13:29He will get to know.
13:31So, he was very fat.
13:33He was very fat.
13:34One day, he wore a pant and came.
13:35So, he went to the loo.
13:37He went to the bathroom and came out.
13:38So, I said,
13:40sir, is your post office open?
13:42He said, uncle,
13:44the treasures that get looted,
13:45we don't lock them.
13:52But..
14:07This..
14:08This..
14:09Das Dada was also in the same boat, in the Titanic.
14:13From today, Navjot Singh Sidhu's name is Naughty Sidhu.
14:16Naughty Sidhu.
14:17Das Dada, actually, guess Das Dada's age, Praneek.
14:20Das Dada, your age would be..
14:2347.
14:2450.
14:25Ma'am, my daughter's age is 32.
14:31Now tell me.
14:33Where did your mathematics go?
14:34You had studied it from outside.
14:35I am in shock.
14:3760.
14:3865.
14:42Das Dada, I love you.
14:43Wow, Das Dada, you are very fit.
14:45I am very inspired by you.
14:46Thank you, ma'am.
14:47These days, I keep an eye on fit people.
14:55Das Dada, just like Praneet is flirting with you
14:58why don't you flirt with your wife, Das Dadi?
15:02I am not flirting with her.
15:03I hope she doesn't mind.
15:04No, no, ma'am.
15:05Das Dadi..
15:06Das Dadi..
15:08Das Dadi..
15:16Das Dada dances so well.
15:17Das Dada..
15:18Do you dance well?
15:19Oh, very well.
15:20Praneet, do you want to dance with Das Dada?
15:21Yes, yes.
15:22Come on. Which song?
15:23Come on.
15:23Come, I am a disco dancer.
15:24Das Dada, please.
15:26I am looking forward to seeing your dance.
15:27Hey, come on.
15:28Das Dada, bring your camera.
15:29I will click your photo.
15:30Camera.
15:31Which song will you dance to?
15:31I will click your photo. You dance.
15:33Which song will you dance to?
15:33Das Dada had told me..
15:34Sorry, Das Dada, I am telling you.
15:36He had told me to dance with a heroine sometimes.
15:38At this age, this is the only thing..
15:51I will blow your mind.
15:53I will cast a spell.
15:55I am such a beauty.
15:58Come on, everybody.
16:00Everybody.
16:01Come on, everybody.
16:03Everybody.
16:05Hey, beautiful youth.
16:07The queen of beauty.
16:09I am a story.
16:12I will blow your mind.
16:14I will cast a spell.
16:15I am such a beauty.
16:18I have magic.
16:20I have style.
16:21I have intoxication in my eyes.
16:25Everybody is crazy about me.
16:27He is so sweet.
16:28I announce that all the self-pronouns of Das Dada have come back to life.
16:35Das Dada, I am your lover.
16:38Yes.
16:43Ayushman sings in almost all the films.
16:45I want a song too. It is such a good thing.
16:47The demand of this film is that you give an offer in combination.
16:49There is a lot of competition. I will give you a combo offer.
16:52I am a hero in the film and I sing too.
16:54It is nothing like that.
16:55I didn't sing in the last film, Dum Laga.
16:57I was a fan of Kumar Sanu.
16:59I thought I don't need a song in it.
17:01What else do you do?
17:02You open the washing machine and fit it.
17:04You have so many talents hidden in you.
17:06Will you tell us?
17:07When you get married in childhood
17:08you know how to fit the washing machine.
17:17Naughty.
17:19Naughty. Naughty. Naughty.
17:21Naughty. Naughty. Naughty.
17:22Naughty. Naughty. Naughty.
17:24Naughty. Naughty. Naughty.
17:34Hello, Mr. Sidhu. How are you?
17:36Very good.
17:37How are you guys?
17:40Guys. Guys.
17:42Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys.
17:45Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys.
17:49Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys.
17:52Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys.
17:55Guys. Guys.
18:00Hi, Mr. Ismaan. Hello.
18:02Hello, Ms. Parineeti.
18:03Hi. Hello.
18:04How are you?
18:05I am fine.
18:07That's great.
18:09But you are becoming more beautiful day by day.
18:14I hope people don't start breaking their fast
18:18thinking you are the moon.
18:22Mr. Ismaan, I have seen you in many films.
18:24DDLJ, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Hum Aapke Kaun.
18:29I haven't been in all these films.
18:30No. No. I have seen you. You were sitting on the corner seat.
18:36Yes.
18:38I was also sitting with a girl on the corner seat.
18:41The girl was watching a film and he was watching the girl.
18:46And that's good. I like it.
18:47The same lines you say to girls.
18:51Keep meeting me. I will make you live.
18:57He is joking.
18:58Keep meeting me. I will make you live.
19:01But I have come to know that your film is coming.
19:04What is your name?
19:06My dear Bintu.
19:08Didn't you find the name incomplete?
19:11My dear Bintu, the name should have been
19:14Kusal Mangal Hai.
19:16You are Kusal Mangal Hai.
19:20Your own Ayushmaan.
19:23If you want to write a letter, write a full one.
19:25What is a full letter?
19:27Was this the title of the story that you are writing a letter to your aunt?
19:31What is a full letter?
19:32Look, this is a full letter.
19:35This is a full letter.
19:36This is not a full letter. This is a monster's bhatura.
19:40Bhatura.
19:42Mr. Kapoor, tell me in clarity.
19:44How much will you talk in your entire life?
19:46No, I have taken out the average.
19:48After every three lines, he has a line to talk.
19:53One more thing. One more thing. Wait.
19:55See how I finish your work today.
20:00I have agreed to this.
20:03I have accepted that I am fat.
20:05Now by accepting this, your 70 percent joke is over.
20:10What will you say now?
20:13Your 30 percent jokes that will be on your hair
20:15will also be cut off. Your business is closed.
20:22What will you say, man? What will you say?
20:25Are you happy?
20:26Yes, I am happy.
20:27Go and bathe the buffalo.
20:29Go and bathe it.
20:30I am telling him.
20:33No problem. No problem. It's not like that.
20:36He is just Julius.
20:38He is just Julius.
20:41Shall I tell you something? You won't believe me.
20:43What is it?
20:44If you don't believe me, why should I tell you?
20:56See, Ms. Parineeti is laughing at my jokes.
21:00And you know that the world knows
21:03that if a lady laughs, she is trapped.
21:08By the way, Mr. Ayushman.
21:10Yes.
21:10I have come to give you an offer.
21:12I want to make a superhero film about you.
21:15Like Superman, Spider-Man.
21:18Just like Ayushman.
21:19Wow.
21:20I will give you music in the film, Gurdas Maan.
21:23The name of the film will be Maan Na Maan.
21:25I am your guest.
21:28And I won't release the film on Friday.
21:32I will release it on Maan Day.
21:38I have made you proud by talking to you.
21:44You didn't tell us a joke today.
21:46No. People will enjoy it. No.
21:53Tell us.
21:53Let it be. People's comedy is too much.
21:57People enjoy it too much.
22:00It's too much.
22:02No problem. Let them enjoy.
22:03Tell us.
22:04Let them enjoy.
22:05Tell us.
22:05Tell us.
22:06Shall I?
22:06Yes.
22:07I will tell you.
22:08I hope you didn't have an accident while laughing.
22:12Please forgive me.
22:14Let it be.
22:16No.
22:17I will tell you.
22:18No problem. Let it be.
22:18No. Please wait.
22:21So what happens once..
22:22A boy..
22:27It's a bit funny.
22:30Once a boy goes to watch a film.
22:35He doesn't go alone.
22:36He takes 17 people with him.
22:39Ask me why?
22:40Why?
22:40It's written on the poster.
22:42Above 18 only.
22:53Above 18.
23:03You enjoyed it. We didn't.
23:07It's not for you.
23:09The boys enjoyed watching a film.
23:15My cheeks are hurting.
23:22Ms. Parineeti.
23:24You are doing four rounds.
23:26Yes.
23:27Rohit and Shetty are doing one.
23:29Who is doing the other three?
23:33They are already done.
23:34I am the fourth one.
23:36I see. You didn't think of a joke on round things.
23:38There is no such thing as round things.
23:43Do you grow coconuts on this in the season?
23:45What?
23:53The tree you have on the top.
23:56You have an empty shop.
23:57Don't you grow coconuts on this?
24:03It's for the season.
24:05It will come slowly.
24:11The truth is..
24:13You had a song in the film.
24:16Yes.
24:16What do you want to say?
24:17Dance.
24:20A simple request.
24:21Come on.
24:22Yes.
24:23A little dance.
24:24Come on, kid.
24:34Come on.
25:04Come on.
25:10Thank you very much.
25:12Our lives have been made.
25:14Our lives have been made.
25:15It was fun.
25:16Thank you very much.
25:17Bye.
25:19Bye.
25:21My dear Bindu, it will be a good and interesting film.
25:24My two favourites are working on it.
25:26But another film is coming.
25:29Virangi.
25:32Yes.
25:35I called Parniti first.
25:37Really?
25:38Yes.
25:39She was genuinely busy at that time.
25:40Bindu's shoot was going on.
25:42But don't regret it.
25:45No, when Kapil called me
25:49I was genuinely shooting at that time.
25:51Actually.
25:52The next film was also locked.
25:53Otherwise, I want to work with Kapil.
25:55So sweet, Pari.
25:56I love you.
25:58One day.
26:01People go to the spa these days.
26:03Parniti must know.
26:04Girls know.
26:05No, I don't go to the spa.
26:07Do you think I can sit there for an hour?
26:10I don't have the patience.
26:11No, those who lie down upside down with their eyes closed.
26:13No.
26:14Those who ask if the pressure is fine.
26:16Then you say, yes.
26:18That's the spa.
26:22Anyway, I was talking about the spa.
26:24Someone told me something new.
26:25There are fish tanks.
26:27Small fishes come.
26:28Portable.
26:29Portable.
26:30Yes, small fishes.
26:33Do you want to put a small one or a shark?
26:34You know, when you go for a foot massage
26:37the shark eats your feet.
26:38Only your knees come out.
26:43Small fishes come.
26:44You put your feet in the water.
26:46The fishes come and eat your skin.
26:48I told Dinesh. He left.
26:50He took off his shoes.
26:52He put them in the water.
26:52The fishes ate them.
26:57Oh, God.
26:59Do you know why I left this later?
27:03Because this is so difficult.
27:06So..
27:17There is a crow on the terrace. I can't see.
27:20Kappu, it's me.
27:22I told you, it's a crow.
27:23Kappu, you..
27:24You entered with a guitar.
27:26Everyone knows you're playing it down.
27:27And the song..
27:28Yes, you increase the budget.
27:29You could have given me the real one.
27:30I would have tried it.
27:32I'll come down and give you a kiss.
27:33She didn't give him an entry with the guitar.
27:34Guitar..
27:35Everyone knows that the guitar is fake.
27:37It's playing from the bottom.
27:38It doesn't even have a string.
27:38She's not even singing with him.
27:40It's useless.
27:47Come here.
27:47Let me go.
27:48Don't be scared.
27:49How are you?
27:50Hi.
27:52Hi, Ayushman.
27:53How are you?
27:54How are you?
27:55I'm very good.
27:55They are very talented. Who are you?
27:59I'm Salla. Salla Gulati.
28:02Oh!
28:03I'm Salla Gulati.
28:05You sound like Birla, not Salla.
28:07What is this?
28:08Come, sit with me.
28:09No, I don't want to sit with you.
28:10Why do you start as soon as I come?
28:13Have I ever asked you why you finish as soon as you start?
28:19Look, Kapoor, if I start, all your talks will end.
28:23And anyway, I don't want to study for useless work.
28:26You don't want to study for work, school, college..
28:29What do you want?
28:31What do you want?
28:33I want to stand on my own two feet.
28:38What was so funny about it?
28:41Do one thing.
28:42Come here.
28:43Salla, come here.
28:44Come. So that people know that you are standing on your own two feet.
28:46Come.
28:47Otherwise, people will think that you are sitting behind.
28:48Come.
28:49Kapoor..
28:50You are standing on your feet, but you are standing on a stool.
28:51Let me give you an idea.
28:53Don't wear slippers.
28:54Start wearing a stool.
28:59You talk like this, right?
29:01According to that, you should get the most unromantic
29:03male's national award.
29:05But you know what? On Valentine's Day
29:06he gave me cauliflower flowers as a gift.
29:10But who gives cauliflower flowers?
29:12Okay, I gave it to you.
29:14What did it mean?
29:15It came in your hair, you know.
29:22On top of that, a heroine had come here
29:23and she took cold cream from him and applied it on him.
29:25And cauliflower flowers on top of it.
29:27People were so excited that cauliflower paratha was coming.
29:31I am so sorry.
29:32Next.
29:34Ayushman, please teach her something.
29:36Please.
29:37Yes, teach her some women's boxing.
29:38Excuse me, I was talking about romance, not boxing.
29:40I will learn it from Pariniti.
29:41Don't you dare to learn anything from anyone else.
29:47What is it?
29:48She is not able to control herself.
29:48What is it?
29:51By the way, Ayushman, since you are a writer in the film
29:55I will also do some writing.
29:57She does it very well, you know.
29:59She wrote it in the bathroom.
30:00Please don't open the tap.
30:08There was an ill-mannered man sitting downstairs.
30:10He came and wrote it.
30:11He said, first you keep your mouth shut.
30:15By the way, I will give you a small example of my writing.
30:19A small glimpse.
30:21She didn't give an example.
30:22Last time she said, I will give you a small sample.
30:24You are here to get a blood test done.
30:25Excuse me.
30:27You..
30:28You are here to get a blood test done.
30:29She said, I will give you a sample.
30:30She said, no, take an example.
30:32How many times have I told you to study in a good school?
30:37Study.
30:38How many times have I told you to study?
30:40She goes to school. She goes to school from her house.
30:41She plays gambling with the auto driver and comes back.
30:46You know, Pari, she comes here as a fashionable girl.
30:50Outside, the auto driver says, play Aateenpatti.
30:55I am sorry.
30:57I have to admit one thing.
30:59Kapoor follows me.
31:01Wow!
31:04High five.
31:05By the way, I would like to say something.
31:13Two lines from my writing.
31:16Go ahead.
31:17Speak carefully.
31:19It will go far.
31:21Wow!
31:24Speak carefully. It will go far.
31:27If you love someone, say yes, Kapoor.
31:28Otherwise, it will be too late.
31:35She has said
31:36speak carefully. It will go far.
31:39Wow!
31:40Wow!
31:42Speak carefully. It will go far.
31:44How many times have I told you?
31:45When will you go to Bidipal?
31:54You didn't tell me. Why did you come?
31:55You took an entry with a guitar. I liked it.
31:58Because Ayushman doesn't come to Saddi Gali.
32:01But he has come here today.
32:03So I have to teach him Saddi Gali.
32:04Why did you come to Adi Gali? It is closed, right?
32:11The no entry board is only for a few people.
32:13Not for everyone.
32:14I had a doubt that she works in a parking lot.
32:20Kapoor.
32:22I enjoy it when you call me Kapoor.
32:24Okay. What if I call you Kapoor?
32:26I think I should go to jail.
32:31She calls me Kapoor with style.
32:32She calls me Kapoor as if I have put betel leaf in my mouth.
32:39My kiss will go away.
32:43Okay. Parineeti and Ayushman's fans are here.
32:46Whoever wants to talk to Ayushman and Parineeti
32:48will definitely talk to Parineeti.
32:49I have a 100% doubt on his intentions.
32:51How are you?
32:51Hello, sir.
32:52Hello.
32:52Hello, Siddhu.
32:53Wow, very brownie.
32:54Hello, Kapil sir. Hello, Pari.
32:55Hi.
32:56Pari.
32:57Hello, Ayushman sir.
32:58Pari is very innocent. Where is Neeti?
33:02Actually, I have a question for Ayushman sir.
33:04Oh, see.
33:06I liked the idea.
33:09Yes.
33:10Sir, I want to know.
33:11Because your father is an astrologer.
33:14Yes.
33:14And he believes or all astrologers believe
33:17that if you change your name a little
33:19then your luck changes.
33:21I have also heard that your name has changed.
33:25It has been like this from the beginning.
33:26When your father is an astrologer
33:28then you don't have any option.
33:29Since childhood, I had double N and double R.
33:30Okay.
33:31So, you don't believe in luck, luck and talent.
33:34No, no.
33:35I do believe, sir.
33:37Like..
33:40Yes, yes.
33:41I want to say that
33:43sir, is it possible to change your name in real life?
33:46Actually, my uncle also believes a lot in astrologers.
33:50Okay.
33:51He has been after me for a long time
33:52that I should change my name.
33:54If uncle believes, then uncle should change.
33:56If you believe, then you should change.
33:58Sir, you..
34:00What do you do? Where have you come from?
34:02Sir, I am from Rajasthan, Bihar.
34:03Oh, Rajasthan. You have come from a very beautiful place.
34:06Yes, sir.
34:06Our film, Firangi, was shot there.
34:09Okay.
34:10I will come in between.
34:11Yes, absolutely.
34:12It was loud.
34:13Which film did you say?
34:14Uh..
34:15Firangi.
34:16Firangi.
34:17Thank you very much for your love.
34:20Yes.
34:20Sir, I want to know that they are forcing me..
34:23For example, my name is Ravi.
34:24Okay.
34:25They are saying that I should add an A and keep it Ravi.
34:29Why do you have to add A and keep it Ravi?
34:33Sir, it will be a quick start.
34:35They are saying that I should change my name.
34:39What do you do now?
34:40I do clothing business.
34:42You are doing a good job.
34:44I want to do something else, sir.
34:45What do you want to do?
34:46Do you want to take out camels from sand in Rajasthan?
34:49No, I want to do something like singing.
34:53Okay, you want to become an artist.
34:55Yes, something like that.
34:55Do you do something like that?
34:56No, I don't.
34:57I just hum alone.
34:59Are you married?
35:00No, sir.
35:01Did the girl sitting next to you come with you?
35:03No, sir.
35:04Do one thing. You are not married, right?
35:06Sit.
35:07Do you have any problem?
35:09No, I am comfortable.
35:10No, you are comfortable.
35:16Sir, I had told you in the beginning
35:19that this is going to be a musical episode.
35:21Very good.
35:21Everyone is a witness here.
35:22Let's start the show.
35:24Just Kawali.
35:25The more payment you get, the more reward you get.
35:27Sir, this is a gift from God.
35:30Really?
35:30Talent wise.
35:31Really?
35:37Who else wants to talk to Ayushman and Pragati?
35:39Yes, sir.
35:40Sir, I have a question for Pragati ma'am.
35:42Okay, where are you from?
35:43I am from Lakhimpur Khiri, UP.
35:45So no one stopped you?
35:46No, sir.
35:47Okay.
35:48Ma'am, I want to know what qualities you want to see
35:51in the person you will marry.
35:53Why do you want to know, my dear?
35:58Because I am trying.
36:00You are trying for me?
36:01Yes.
36:03She means to say that the qualities she wants
36:06if it matches with you, then you are hopeful.
36:10Yes, absolutely.
36:11You are hopeful.
36:12Yes, actually..
36:14Actually, my name is Arzu.
36:16It's Arzu, but it's a very unique name, sir.
36:19For men.
36:20Pari, what qualities do you want in your future husband?
36:24He should be a very honest person.
36:26He should be a person who is honest and doesn't play games.
36:30He shouldn't play games on his mobile phone.
36:38He should be fond of eating and travelling.
36:41Same here.
36:43Ma'am, all these qualities are already there in my husband.
36:46He is fond of travelling as well. He has come from UP.
36:49Yes, ma'am.
36:49He is fond of eating as well.
36:50He makes kebabs there.
36:52Yes, ma'am.
36:53And the third quality is that he should smell nice.
36:58I am okay with some things.
36:59I will marry you in some things, ma'am.
37:06Why did you put your hand behind your back?
37:07Did you hold something wrong?
37:09I thought you were holding a pant.
37:12Okay.
37:13Keep standing like this. You are looking good.
37:15Pull your stomach in a little.
37:17Yes.
37:17You know, if the stomach comes out too much
37:19the navel spreads like this.
37:29No, Kabir.
37:38The navel is sophisticated like this.
37:39Yes.
37:39I mean, everyone has a different navel.
37:41Yes.
37:41Some people have a ring-sized navel.
37:43Some people have a small finger.
37:44Yes.
37:44In Punjab, when there was a power cut
37:46in the middle of the night, when you start feeling sleepy
37:49at 3.45 or 2.30 in the night
37:52the lights would go off.
37:53At that time..
37:55And the mosquitoes would also go off.
37:56After that, the man would wake up
37:58when he was working all night
38:00or doing someone's night or morning duty.
38:02He would wear a vest.
38:03There was no vest anywhere.
38:05He would take a small piece of wood and go to check.
38:08You know, he would put his hand on his stomach.
38:10Yes.
38:10What happened to the light?
38:11He would just put his finger in the middle.
38:15It didn't come out.
38:16Oh, God!
38:18Oh, God!
38:20But..
38:21Sir, I have planned my own campaign.
38:23Compliment him.
38:25Fit India.
38:26Healthy India.
38:27Oh, God!
38:28Everyone should be fit.
38:30Brother, when we went to Australia..
38:32Actually, the whole world got to know that we went there.
38:36I saw so many fit people there.
38:39So many fit people wear gym clothes.
38:42Yes.
38:42Our country should have that too.
38:43So, I was saying that when your weight increases..
38:46Oh, God!
38:46..the shape of your navel is round.
38:48Then it becomes oval.
38:51Then it becomes healthy.
38:53Like this.
38:54When you get to this position, you either kill me..
38:58Sir, I can do it less easily.
39:00Actually, I am a choreographer.
39:02But I haven't danced for a year and a half.
39:03That's why I can't do it well.
39:04I want to say that we eat a lot of food in Khatriya.
39:08You are from Khatriya and I am from Khatriya.
39:10That's why I said..
39:12Then what happens?
39:13Then what?
39:14It's a matter of passing.
39:18Do one thing.
39:19You can start another profession as a choreographer.
39:22Yes, tell me.
39:22Like, there is a pipe here.
39:23You put it here.
39:24Keep one man here.
39:25Tell him to keep the balloon.
39:27You have to take this hand. It will open.
39:29Rub it.
39:31I love you, brother.
39:33He is putting it on my navel and calling for the balloon.
39:42Oh, my God!
39:51Let's do something for the city cable.
39:55Yes.
39:56We have to make a show for it.
39:58Okay.
39:59Who is the billionaire?
40:00Okay.
40:01Shall we do it quickly?
40:02Yes.
40:02Okay, quickly.
40:03Ready.
40:04City Cable.
40:05City Cable.
40:11Hello..
40:14I welcome all of you
40:16to this dangerous and scary game
40:21which is called, Cable Billionaire.
40:28Today, we have a donor on our hot seat.
40:32He is not just a man
40:34but he is also known as a donor.
40:37Mr. Ayushman Khurana.
40:38He is a new one.
40:40He is very good.
40:41Oh, of course.
40:42And Mr. Parineeti Chopra
40:46who is 1% more beautiful than me.
40:50There is a rule in this game
40:52that you have to hire an expert.
40:55Yes.
40:55It is not necessary to introduce them
40:58but still, let's do it.
41:00This is our..
41:02Forget about us, let's introduce you too.
41:05Why should I introduce you?
41:11This is Sarla.
41:13Hi, Sarla.
41:14No need to clap for her.
41:17No need.
41:20Let's start the game with you.
41:23Hello..
41:30Hello, mom.
41:31I told you to apply black ointment
41:33but you applied tetanus.
41:36You are not my mom anymore.
41:39You are my father's wife.
41:42Don't you dare to move.
41:44I have surrounded you from all sides.
41:46Sorry, I made a mistake.
41:47I have surrounded all of you from one side.
41:52My God!
41:55I am a big fan of yours.
41:57Hello.
41:58Hi.
41:59Parineeti.
42:00Hi.
42:00I enjoyed watching you.
42:02I enjoyed watching her face.
42:05I enjoyed it a lot.
42:08Why are you roaming around with a mirror?
42:10I take care that I don't look too beautiful.
42:13I get blinded.
42:15Yesterday, I got blinded by someone
42:16and I got loose motion.
42:17I don't know if I got blinded or got motion sickness.
42:21I said hello to her.
42:22Can't you see me?
42:24Say hello to me too.
42:25I will throw a buffalo at you.
42:29I don't have time.
42:31I don't have time.
42:32Go and throw a buffalo at her.
42:35Throw a buffalo at her.
42:36By taking out time.
42:37By taking out time.
42:39I am very happy to meet you.
42:41It is very hot to meet you.
42:43You look very hot.
42:47It is such a hot season.
42:48Aishwarya, get mangoes for us.
42:50Mangoes?
42:51Mangoes will make you more loose motion.
42:53Really?
42:54Yes.
42:54No problem. It will be fun.
42:58What?
42:58Why will you get mangoes
42:59when you are not a mango salesman?
43:00I took the name of a mango
43:02and the vendor felt bad.
43:07Praniti, I got it for you.
43:09I knew that Aishwarya won't get anything.
43:11I got mangoes for you.
43:12Oh, thanks.
43:13Thank you so much.
43:14Thanks.
43:15You will have to take good care of it.
43:17Why?
43:17It falls down.
43:19It is a lame mango.
43:25I had one more mango.
43:26What?
43:27I didn't get it.
43:28You get it near Diwali.
43:29Dussheri mango.
43:32Please sit.
43:32Sit quietly.
43:33I will sit with Sarla.
43:34You are sitting on the expert's seat.
43:36You have to take care of it.
43:37It is your responsibility.
43:38I am an expert.
43:39Mr. Sidhu, I am such an expert
43:41that you won't believe me.
43:42I can tell a hen from an egg.
43:47How?
43:48How?
43:49I will tell you. I am talented.
43:50I, Santosh..
43:51I will show you..
43:52Tell us, did you get an egg or a hen?
43:54Who?
43:56I wasn't there.
43:57Someone came and left.
43:57I didn't get to know.
43:59Mr. Sidhu, the hen came to the hen first.
44:01The hen came first.
44:03The hen followed the hen.
44:05Yes.
44:05Both of them spent a lot of time.
44:07I came next.
44:08I spent a lot of time.
44:10Okay, I, Santosh..
44:11I am showing you my face to make you happy.
44:13What are you doing?
44:14The 1000 rupee note is closed.
44:16So how is your face still working?
44:21You are so fake.
44:23It will cost you a fine one day.
44:24No, it won't cost me a fine.
44:25It will cost me two kilos of make-up.
44:27It will cost you make-up.
44:29And a food stall.
44:30You be ready.
44:34I will show you something that will scare you.
44:36Look at this.
44:40Show it to him.
44:41He will get scared.
44:42Yes.
44:43What a beautiful face you have.
44:45You should get a TDS for your beauty.
44:49You look very pretty.
44:51You didn't see.
44:52You got a TDS.
44:53God didn't give you a neck.
44:56Seeing your face, Shisha is in depression.
44:59We will have to show him a fairy.
45:01Look.
45:01Daddy.
45:02Shisha, there are three girls.
45:04You are a fool.
45:09We want to win one crore.
45:11Shall we start the game?
45:12Let's start the game.
45:14First and last question.
45:18Hold on.
45:19How is the last question first?
45:21That question has ruled my head.
45:33Look, Mr. Ayushman and Ms. Parineeti.
45:35Your first question is worth Rs. 50.
45:41In my lovely Bindu..
45:43Is Bindu really lovely?
45:45Yes.
45:45Your option is A.
45:47Yes, she is.
45:51B.
45:53She is not lovely but if you say Ayushman, I will have to agree.
45:57C.
45:58We will know only after the release of the film.
46:03Or D.
46:05It depends on the intention of the viewer.
46:11I didn't want to come from so far.
46:14That's why I am coming by road.
46:16This question was nonsense like your face.
46:18I didn't like it at all.
46:20I was spitting.
46:22I will shoot this question.
46:24I have a headache pill.
46:27This is the headache pill of this question.
46:30I don't like nonsense questions.
46:33You do one thing. You like to talk so much.
46:36I will get down. You come here and talk.
46:38First, free question.
46:40First, tell me something.
46:41Do you have brains?
46:42I have a lot of brains. Everyone knows that.
46:44No, you.
46:45Get out of here.
46:47I wasn't even in the option. How did you put me in?
46:49Where will you come from in the option?
46:51No one took you in the adoption.
46:55You do it. You do it.
46:56Listen to my question.
46:57First question is for Rs. 1 crore.
46:59First question for Rs. 1 crore?
47:00I am very rich.
47:05Why are the days less in February?
47:08Your option is option A.
47:10Because of the cold, the days get shorter.
47:14Option B is..
47:16Because of the cold, the days get shorter.
47:21Option C is..
47:23Because of the cold, the days get shorter.
47:27Option D is..
47:28Because of the cold, the days get shorter.
47:31But if February is shorter, why does it come second?
47:34Because it runs faster.
47:37It will get a crown medal.
47:39It's a very good thing.
47:41Who knows? It might work hard and come in January.
47:43We don't know.
47:45What is your answer?
47:46Do you remember the option?
47:47It's the increasing powder.
47:48He didn't give the increasing powder.
47:49You gave the right answer.
47:50A big round of applause for him.
47:52Rs. 1 crore.
47:55Did we get Rs. 1 crore?
47:57No, I have changed it.
47:58You get this CD.
48:00This is the CD of success.
48:01Many people succeeded in this.
48:02But this didn't happen. No one gave it a break.
48:05Show it. Show it.
48:06No, we want Rs. 1 crore.
48:07This is wrong. No one gave it a break.
48:09Here you go. Give it a break.
48:10That's it.
48:11That's it.
48:12Look at this.
48:14He gave a break to your CD.
48:16We don't have just one CD. We have many CDs.
48:18Look at this CD.
48:19It runs too.
48:21Tarza, come here.
48:22Sit on it. It runs too. Look at this.
48:28What kind of a moustache do you have?
48:30Is it the handle of a scooter?
48:32I feel like holding it and moving forward.
48:34What kind of a moustache do you have?
48:35I remembered something.
48:36Tell me.
48:38I forgot to take a sip of the cold drink I had the day before yesterday.
48:41I couldn't remember why I couldn't enjoy it.
48:43Anyways.
48:44Yes, he is a man of his word.
48:50Next question is for Rs. 5 crore.
48:54Why is the number wrong in the wrong number?
48:58Your option is..
48:59Best question.
49:01That's the best question.
49:02Your option is..
49:04The correct pronunciation of the number is wrong.
49:06The number is not properly published.
49:10Option B.
49:12The number is in the wrong company.
49:16Option C.
49:18The number is correct but it is in the wrong company.
49:22Or option D.
49:25The number is correct but its image is ruined.
49:31The number was correct but its image is ruined.
49:33You have won Rs. 5 crore.
49:36Here you go.
49:37One, two, three.
49:39Make two notes of Rs. 2 crores.
49:41One crore for this.
49:42You have won Rs. 5 crore.
49:48Yes.
49:49Hold on. This question is fine.
49:51I have a question for you.
49:53I want to know how much did you put in
49:57Ayushman's dum?
50:01Your option is..
50:02Ah!
50:04Rs. 5 crore.
50:06This is not a question.
50:09She is lying.
50:10I am telling you, this is not a question.
50:12I feel like spitting on her.
50:14She has done her job.
50:18Option B is..
50:19Ah!
50:20The condition is bad.
50:22This is option B.
50:24Option C is..
50:24I filled a bucket and took a dump.
50:27C.
50:28And option D is..
50:29I am feeling shy to tell you this.
50:31The first one who did the dump is fine.
50:34Ah!
50:36No, your answer is not acceptable.
50:39We will have to do a demonstration.
50:42You will have to..
50:43Pick me up?
50:44You will have to take a dump.
50:46Life is..
50:47Look, ma'am.
50:48Life is..
50:50Run away.
50:52Look.
50:53Wait.
50:53You ran a race.
50:54We will do it.
50:55Yes, you ran a race.
50:56Stand here.
50:57Stand here.
50:58What is your weight?
51:00What is your weight?
51:01My weight is around 120 kgs.
51:02Hey!
51:30The one who has a lot of money
51:32will have a lot of money.
51:34The one who has a lot of money
51:36will have a lot of money.
51:38The one who has a lot of love..
51:40He has a lot of energy.
51:42I enjoyed it.
51:43I am blessed today.
51:44Once..
51:45I don't know how to say it with a moustache.
51:49A big round of applause for Aishwarya Rai and Praniti.
51:51Yay!
51:57Thank you, Aishwarya Rai.
51:58Thank you so much for coming.
52:00All the best for my dear Bindu.
52:02My dear Bindu, all the best.
52:05But before 12 months, there is a very important date.
52:08Kapil's birthday is..
52:10Do you remember my birthday?
52:112nd of April.
52:12How are you? How do you know?
52:14So, we have brought a cake for Kapil.
52:16Really?
52:17We will cut it right now.
52:19Wow!
52:29Wow!
52:30Shake it, shake it, shake it, come on, shake it like a cow.
52:32And if you want me to, let me take your number.
52:34Make it like a booboo, slush, slush, like..
52:36It's a night of celebration.
52:40It's a night of celebration.
52:43When the heart beats, every part trembles.
52:48It's a night of celebration.
52:51It's a night of celebration.
52:56My dear, my dear, my dear.
53:00You have hidden your eyes from me.
53:04Your smile makes me go crazy.
53:11The weather is so nice.
53:14The place is so beautiful.
53:16It's difficult to control my heart.
53:18What have you done?
53:20It's a night of celebration.
53:24It's a night of celebration.
53:25Thank you, brother. Thank you.
53:26It's a night of celebration.
53:27Thank you so much. Thank you.
53:28It's a night of celebration.
53:29Keep smiling, keep smiling and keep watching..
53:32..Lakshmi Sharma Show.
53:37Thank you so much. Thanks a lot for coming.