Frank The Tank
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00:00Take me out for some hot dogs.
00:04What do you get when you have a yellow sign on a corner and a guy in a hot dog hat?
00:15You get a raw dog.
00:17Yes, that's right.
00:21Mr. J's Dog and Burger right here on State Street in Chicago.
00:28You know, isn't Mr. J, isn't that what Harley Quinn always calls the Joker, Mr. J?
00:39Well, let's hope you're not joking about good hot dogs.
00:44Because I'm here to raw dog.
00:46And I'm here to determine if it's off to send him to the Arkham or if you're satisfying for your funny dog.
00:55Let's find out.
00:58Alright.
01:22Alright.
01:24No poppy seed bun. That's a little one of the things that you don't see too often in Chicago.
01:30But the dog has a good bun-to-dog ratio.
01:33Bun's kept nice and warm.
01:35The coloring looks okay.
01:38Of course, they use Vienna beef.
01:41But let's see how this hot dog actually rates.
01:55Line drive double than the dirt-based line.
01:59Nothing too fancy.
02:02But it is a good enough hot dog to satisfy your cravings.
02:09Alright, here's the chili dog.
02:11They do have beans.
02:14They use the cheese whiz, cheese like the liquid cheese.
02:20Let's see how the chili cheese actually tastes.
02:23It's very sloppy.
02:35It's a humpback single that falls just in front of the center pillar.
02:43Mr. J's, a Chicago institution.
02:47You know, as far as hot dogs go, I'd put it in the middle of the pack.
02:52But you know, it's right across the street from Loyola.
02:56You know, famous alum is Bob Newhart, legendary comedian.
03:03And of course, Sister Jean.
03:06So just think, when Sister Jean brought dogs, this is where she usually goes.
03:14But if you know any other place I could go, leave a comment down below.
03:18Because we're not joking here.
03:21Keep crawl-dogging, and I'll see you down the road.
03:26Take me out for some hot dogs.
03:30Get me one that's only plain.
03:33No mustard or herb or ketchup.
03:37I'll know what the dog is really about.
03:40I'll know what the dog is really about.
03:43And it's hoped that this is a good one.
03:47Maybe a home run or a double.
03:50But if it sucks, it will be a strikeout.
03:53And I'm worried of my taste buds.
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