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00:00:00I don't know what to do, first I'm all in love then I'm terrified of you, you're like
00:00:28Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, it's true, used to be Prince Charming but now you're the boogeyman,
00:00:35I don't understand, you got me jumping and I'm screaming like it's a scary movie,
00:00:40you're like a thriller in the night, what you're doing to me, the more I walk away you tiptoe
00:00:46a little closer, ooh you're like a rollercoaster, keep going up and down, creepy ghosts and
00:00:53goblins lurking in the night, that's what you remind me of, but you frighten me, when
00:01:00you turn into the monster you are, you're a monster, I can't believe I've fallen in
00:01:07love with a monster, I'm scared of you it's only because you're a monster, I don't know
00:01:14what to do, first I'm all in love then I'm terrified of you, you're like Dr. Jekyll
00:01:21and Mr. Hyde, it's true, used to be Prince Charming but now you're the boogeyman, I don't
00:01:28understand, you got me jumping and I'm screaming like it's a scary movie, you're like a rollercoaster,
00:01:35keep going up and down, creepy ghosts and goblins lurking in the night, that's what you
00:01:42remind me of, but you frighten me, first I'm all in love then I'm terrified of you, you're
00:01:49like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, it's true, used to be Prince Charming but now you're the
00:01:56boogeyman, I don't understand, you got me jumping and I'm screaming like it's a scary
00:02:03movie, you're like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, it's true, used to be Prince Charming but now
00:02:10you're like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, my kind of town.
00:02:40Every time you catch me, you chew me up and spit me out, damn monster, spit me out, damn
00:02:53monster, darkness coming soon, he's starting to grow fangs, he's howling at the moon, gotta
00:03:02get away or my heart he'll consume, it used to be Prince Charming but now you're the boogeyman,
00:03:09I don't understand, you got me jumping and I'm screaming like it's a scary movie, you're
00:03:14like a thriller in the night that you're doing to me, the more I walk away you tiptoe a little
00:03:21closer, ooh you're like a rollercoaster, keep going up and down.
00:03:26Creepy ghost and goblins lurking in the night, that's what you remind me of, but you frighten
00:03:34me, when you turn into the monster you are, you're a monster, I can't believe I've fallen
00:03:41in love with a monster, I'm scared of you it's only because you're a monster, I don't
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00:13:10It's my heart medicine.
00:13:13A bit of wine a day keeps the doctor away.
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00:13:35It's fortified.
00:13:37Four and five?
00:13:40Shut up, Abby.
00:13:42You are so stupid.
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00:13:58I am sick and tired of riding around with you little kids.
00:14:05Tonight, I am gonna ride around with a couple of grown-ups.
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00:14:18Those boys and girls across the street look like they've got the right idea.
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00:15:06Might as well get a little buzz going on.
00:15:09Save some cash at the bar.
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00:15:15Whew!
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00:15:24Mm.
00:15:26♪♪
00:15:30I'll be entertaining on that bed tonight.
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00:15:36Runts!
00:15:38You need to stay out of my way.
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00:15:48Stinking kids.
00:15:50You gave me a total migraine.
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00:16:02Like a fish.
00:16:04♪♪
00:16:07There's no men in here. This is a dry hole.
00:16:10Men in here?
00:16:12♪♪
00:16:14Lies are killing me.
00:16:18Paper's not your sister.
00:16:20Mario, turn off that light.
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00:16:27I'm ready to be tied up, Betty Lou.
00:16:31Oh, boy, Ry.
00:16:33You know you're supposed to tie me up first.
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00:16:51Reema? Gizmo?
00:16:53Yeah, Ferd, can we come in?
00:16:56I don't know.
00:16:58What you want?
00:16:59You know.
00:17:01Bugs.
00:17:04I don't know, man. I guess I got some.
00:17:08Well, like, can we try a little?
00:17:10You've had your free sample. You know what it does.
00:17:14Yeah, but Kato has it, and he wants to try a little.
00:17:17Something for nothing because he's a noob.
00:17:20This ain't no charity.
00:17:22You want bugs, you pay for bugs.
00:17:25Shh!
00:17:45Whoa, that's how it's done?
00:17:49Grrr.
00:17:52How many?
00:17:54Grrr.
00:17:58Three.
00:18:02Two.
00:18:06Gizmo, you're putting it in the front on both sides.
00:18:14Sorry, Ferd.
00:18:18One, I guess.
00:18:25Like, how do we know it's the real thing?
00:18:29You smoke it, you get off, it's the real thing.
00:18:34You put it in a real cigarette.
00:18:37Nobody said anything about cigarettes. I don't smoke.
00:18:41Well, you don't smoke, you don't get off.
00:18:45No. I guess I'll take it.
00:18:58It's just ground-up bug powder. It's not illegal.
00:19:02How's it work, anyway?
00:19:05Bed bugs secrete a venom so they can bite you while you're asleep.
00:19:10Now, that venom is narcotic. It keeps you from waking up.
00:19:16When you smoke it, the venom gets you high.
00:19:22Way high.
00:19:29Hey, hey, hey. There's no smoking in here. This is a no-smoking room.
00:19:34No smoking? In here?
00:19:41Outside. All of y'all.
00:19:47Idiots!
00:20:11Yeah?
00:20:13There are bed bugs in my room.
00:20:15Not my problem.
00:20:16It is your problem.
00:20:18Uh-uh.
00:20:19Carnivorous cooties are cutting me up while I sleep.
00:20:23They're making my sweat bloody.
00:20:26My sweat is valuable. People pay me for my sweat.
00:20:31Women use it as an aphrodisiac.
00:20:34I could spot you some bandages.
00:20:36I can't go to competition with bandages all over me.
00:20:41Those little vampires are gobbling up all my growth hormones.
00:20:46I've spent a fortune on my roids.
00:20:49Well, sounds to me like chicken would have been cheaper.
00:21:06That's right.
00:22:06Ugh.
00:22:22These bugs are getting way bigger.
00:22:25I noticed that too.
00:22:27Bugs must be on steroids.
00:22:31Oh, legs are numb.
00:22:34Bed bug venom.
00:22:37You working on them bugs?
00:22:39Duh. Like I'm the only one around here doing anything.
00:22:43I've just been so tired lately.
00:22:48Maybe we should skip to every other night.
00:22:52No can do.
00:22:54Bugs require a fresh supply of blood during their gestation cycle.
00:22:58Too bad that chicken idea didn't work.
00:23:01Who would have thought some little bugs could kill a full-grown chicken in one day?
00:23:05Drained it dry.
00:23:06And I can't pluck a chicken every day.
00:23:08That one peck, that timbers out of me.
00:23:11Well, I guess we'll have to sacrifice a little to get this business rolling.
00:23:16I read where some people use the cat.
00:23:19There's been no cats around here since that Korean restaurant opened up.
00:23:24Really?
00:23:28We need to save a cat.
00:23:30Getting pecked by a chicken is nothing.
00:23:33You just try shaving some old stray cat.
00:24:01There's monsters here.
00:24:09I know. They're in the walls.
00:24:12I'm afraid.
00:24:16I'll build a fort. They won't bother us there.
00:24:30Let's go.
00:24:51Them people you read about in that magazine?
00:24:54How'd they shave their cat?
00:24:57Didn't say.
00:24:59Just said that they shaved the cat.
00:25:06And made it a nice bed where it would sleep and feed the bugs.
00:25:11It doesn't even look like a cat.
00:25:14No shave like that.
00:25:18I need to go to the bathroom.
00:25:23I'll check it out.
00:25:48It's okay. No monsters.
00:26:11Mario!
00:26:14Mario!
00:26:16Turn off that dab burn light.
00:26:19Don't worry. I'll protect you.
00:26:50These bugs are way bigger than yesterday.
00:26:56They are? They are? Well...
00:26:59Better profit margin.
00:27:02You sure they're bed bugs?
00:27:06They're the real deal.
00:27:08Just means I'm doing it right.
00:27:12Sure are big.
00:27:19Let's go.
00:27:49I think I'll go stretch out on the bed.
00:27:53Just for a little while.
00:28:20Me too.
00:28:23Sleeping on that couch has been wasted.
00:28:45Drop that one.
00:28:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:29:10Poor leaf.
00:29:17Oh.
00:29:19Oh.
00:29:22Oh.
00:29:25Help.
00:29:27Help me.
00:29:48I'm hungry.
00:30:03It's all gone.
00:30:07I need to make room for the door.
00:30:11Please don't go.
00:30:14Please don't go.
00:30:17I'm really fast.
00:30:21Just shine them with this.
00:30:23They're scared of the light.
00:30:44Aunt Mimi?
00:31:14Abby, it's time to go.
00:31:44Yeah.
00:32:14You
00:32:45I
00:32:57I really can't believe you.
00:32:59Meeting some strange guy at a flea bag motel like this.
00:33:02If this guy was any kind of a car dealer, he'd meet you at the dealership.
00:33:06Just drop it, Colette.
00:33:08This guy's got something I want.
00:33:15Ladies.
00:33:18Miss, uh, Gray.
00:33:21I'm Doreen Gray.
00:33:23Nice to meet you.
00:33:27Al Sharko.
00:33:29I can see that.
00:33:32Okay.
00:33:34Well, let's see what you pretty ladies got here.
00:33:44I
00:34:14I
00:34:33Ew.
00:34:35This looks like the honeymoon sweet for orangutans.
00:34:44That's it?
00:34:46That's Marilyn Monroe's charm?
00:34:49Yep.
00:34:50That's it.
00:34:51It's just a rotten old piece of wood.
00:34:53Trust me.
00:34:54That's really it.
00:34:55What's that supposed to be?
00:34:57Well, it's real name is Marie Antoinette's guillotine.
00:35:01Marie Antoinette's guillotine?
00:35:03You said you had that charm thingy that Marilyn Monroe used to get into Playboy.
00:35:09She did use it for that.
00:35:11Would somebody please tell me what's going on?
00:35:13Her friend is trading a used car for something far more valuable.
00:35:17Something that can take her much further than that car ever could.
00:35:24This unique relic is all that's left of a guillotine that was used to execute a beautiful French queen in the city of Paris a long time ago.
00:35:38The dark stain on the wood is from where Marie Antoinette's blood gushed when the blade came down and lopped off her pretty little head.
00:35:50Since that time, a number of exquisitely beautiful women have worn this charm to give themselves an edge over all other women.
00:36:02This is what you're trading your car for?
00:36:05Some old stick of wood that's supposed to make you beautiful?
00:36:08It really does work.
00:36:10I know for a fact that Marilyn Monroe's charm was used by three Miss Global winners.
00:36:18Marie Antoinette's guillotine is definitely what you need if you really do want to win a beauty pageant, sure.
00:36:25I really do want.
00:36:28But how do we know it's the real thing?
00:36:32Like, where did you get it?
00:36:35A reliable acquaintance of mine, Mr. Stumpy Nixon, acquired it from the Hughes Estate collection shortly before it was up for auction.
00:36:43Well we have to test it to make sure it's the real thing.
00:36:47Sure, let's take it for a test drive.
00:36:50Not on me, on her.
00:36:54Put it on Collette. Putting it on me wouldn't prove anything.
00:36:58Sure, whatever you want.
00:37:01Right on the cut line.
00:37:07That's where it works the best.
00:37:10Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:37:14Whoa.
00:37:16Looks to me like that is exactly what you want.
00:37:20No doubt about it.
00:37:25Take it off.
00:37:28It's mine.
00:37:32Give it to me right now.
00:37:35What's the hurry?
00:37:37Take it off this instant.
00:37:40Hey, cut it out. I'll get it. I'll get it.
00:37:47Here. You've got it now.
00:37:52This might seem like a deal as far as you're concerned, but I'm not so sure.
00:37:57Looks to me like I'm getting the short end of the stick.
00:38:01What do you mean the short end of the stick?
00:38:03You called me willing to trade it for the car I won fair and square in the SEC pageant.
00:38:10Problem here is that you misrepresented that car.
00:38:14You said it was in mint condition.
00:38:16I beg your pardon, Mr. Charco. That car is in great condition and you know it.
00:38:22Yeah, that car is in great condition.
00:38:26Well, let's just say you're going to need something more than that old car to trade for this valuable item.
00:38:38How much more do you want?
00:38:41How about something a little special?
00:38:44Oh, definitely not.
00:38:47Why do men always have to act like men?
00:38:52I just happen to be the first pageant girl I called.
00:38:56There's no doubt in my mind that there's someone else out there that would want this valuable merchandise more than you.
00:39:04Wait! Wait!
00:39:08Please, let me try it on. Just let me test drive it.
00:39:14Good.
00:39:18Right on the cut line.
00:39:23So, big guy, you were wanting a little something extra, this little beaver treat?
00:39:33Yeah, that would be so nice.
00:39:37How would you like a nice, sweet treat?
00:39:42I'd love to.
00:39:46Yeah, that would be so nice.
00:39:50How would you like a nice kiss?
00:39:54I'd love it.
00:39:56No, absolutely not. What's the big deal?
00:40:00Well, if you're going to do it, you've got to kiss him from across the table. Like, no hugging.
00:40:08I see what you mean. How about it, big guy?
00:40:12A little kiss from across the table?
00:40:37You okay now, big guy?
00:40:42Here are the keys to the car. See you later, alligator.
00:40:46See you later, alligator.
00:40:53I think he could have told that guy to take the bus to Oregon and he would have done it.
00:40:57I think you're right. But he could snap out of it around Birmingham and come back looking for us.
00:41:05I'm going to report the car stolen anyway.
00:41:10I can collect the insurance and buy me a brand new luxury car.
00:41:20This old scrap of timber really doesn't look like much.
00:41:24I think it's how you position it.
00:41:29Here, let me try it on again and show you.
00:41:33Excuse me? I traded my car for this miracle charm. It stays with me.
00:41:40Well, you're going to have to come up with a different gown.
00:41:44It's going to look terribly out of place with that little shoulder-less thing you picked out.
00:41:49I wonder if you always have to wear it on the cut line for it to work.
00:41:53I wonder if you always have to wear it on the cut line for it to work.
00:41:57Yeah. I wonder if everyone who's ever used it always wore this old thing around their neck.
00:42:04Maybe you can hold it in your hand.
00:42:07I'm not going to be able to walk around with it in my hand through the whole competition.
00:42:12You know, it seems a shame to only use something that powerful just to win a pageant.
00:42:17With your looks, you could probably win the contest anyways.
00:42:22I'm the one who could use a little help.
00:42:25Maybe when you're not using it to win beauty pageants, you could loan it to me once in a while.
00:42:31I don't think so. It's mine. And it's only meant for me and my needs.
00:42:41Well, you'd still be the owner and all.
00:42:43Forget it. You won't be using it at all. Not ever.
00:42:50You are such a self-centered prima donna. You know that's why everyone hates you.
00:42:57I'm beautiful. And everyone loves me. You even love me.
00:43:05You said so yourself.
00:43:08Let me tell you, I've done nothing but work and sacrifice to help you.
00:43:14How can you be so totally ungrateful?
00:43:17You wouldn't be anything without me.
00:43:22I didn't need your help then, and I don't need it now.
00:43:26I can do quite well without your help.
00:43:29You have always needed my help, Doreen.
00:43:32What have you ever done for me that I couldn't have done on my own?
00:43:36I wax all that monkey hair off your back and thighs every week.
00:43:40If it weren't for me, you'd be nothing but a curly-haired chimpanzee in a swimsuit.
00:43:45You cheap slut. You swore you'd keep my little hair problem buried forever.
00:43:51Looks like you're going to need my help to keep this little secret buried too, Miss Monkey Girl.
00:43:57That little termite trap is stolen, and I'm sure the real owners would love to get it back.
00:44:05If you tell anyone, you'll be in just as much trouble as me.
00:44:10I don't think so. I'm not going to be reporting my car stolen to collect the insurance money.
00:44:16I haven't done that yet!
00:44:24I guess I could let you use the necklace every once in a while when I don't need it for something.
00:44:32Would you like to try it on again? Like right now?
00:44:37Right now? Sure.
00:44:41Here, let me hook it on.
00:45:07Ow!
00:45:37Ow!
00:46:07Ow!
00:46:37If I, if I, if I, if I, if I had a penny for every time you told the truth, oh boy, I'd still be broke.
00:46:46I'd still be broke.
00:46:50And if you said you love me more than you must die in 64, it'd be a joke.
00:46:57Boy, you're a joke.
00:47:01When we first met, you were so sweet, made me feel so special.
00:47:06Made me feel so comfortable, made it easy to let go.
00:47:11Let's talk about the next day, when you forgot to text me.
00:47:16You little trick, I knew I should've never loved you.
00:47:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I should've known about you.
00:47:27You little trick, I knew I should've never loved you.
00:47:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I should've known about you.
00:47:38You little trick, I knew I should've never loved you.
00:47:44Hey, Johnny Ray, can you make an easy delivery on your way home?
00:47:49I guess, Mr. Cassidy.
00:47:51It's just Cassidy, no mister.
00:47:55It's just this. It'll make you earn your delivery charge.
00:48:00I mean, as long as it's not too far out of the way, you know I live out past the big chicken.
00:48:05This guy lives in a motor court off Highway 41.
00:48:09Why doesn't this guy just come pick it up himself?
00:48:12He's a hermit. He's been shut up in his room for years. No one's ever seen him.
00:48:18No one?
00:48:20Four or five years ago, he called asking for the very same book. I took it over there.
00:48:27He paid cash. Good tip. Want me to leave it outside the door?
00:48:33I'll bet you I can get a look at him.
00:48:36Tell you what. You get a look at him, I'll double the delivery charge. You keep the tip either way.
00:48:45Hey, can I borrow those old crutches in the storeroom?
00:48:50Take them.
00:48:52La, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la, la. I should have never loved you.
00:48:59La, la, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la, la. I should have never loved you.
00:49:22La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
00:49:52Book house delivery.
00:50:23My, my crutch broke.
00:50:39I see. You poor thing. You've cut yourself.
00:50:53Oh, yeah. I guess I'm bleeding.
00:51:16I'm sorry.
00:51:18It's okay.
00:51:22It's really just a little cut.
00:51:26I'm Johnny.
00:51:30Johnny Ray.
00:51:34I'm David Jonas.
00:51:41But everybody just calls me Davy.
00:51:53Um, excuse me.
00:52:11Well, then excuse me, too.
00:52:15Uh, so, um, is your foot okay?
00:52:24It's fine.
00:52:27What's wrong with this foot, anyways?
00:52:29Nothing, really.
00:52:33Why the crutches?
00:52:35It was just an act to get you to open the door.
00:52:39Your little act didn't work out so well.
00:52:43You could have hurt yourself pulling a stunt like that.
00:52:46I really did hurt myself.
00:52:50I hope it was worth it.
00:52:52Got me in to see you.
00:52:55Well, yeah.
00:52:57Now you got a nasty cut.
00:53:00You might even get a black eye.
00:53:03You did all this just to see me.
00:53:06Yeah.
00:53:08And to get a tip.
00:53:10A tip?
00:53:12A tip? Is that really all you care about?
00:53:14Well, I had to try something.
00:53:16My boss said you don't open the door for anyone.
00:53:21That's true.
00:53:25I've stayed in here for a long time.
00:53:28I've been here for a long time.
00:53:31I've stayed in here ever since I retired from the Navy.
00:53:34I've been here for a long time.
00:53:58What did you do in the Navy?
00:54:01Um, submarine navigator.
00:54:04I love submarines. They're so cool.
00:54:13Um, my boat sank.
00:54:19Your submarine sank?
00:54:23And you survived?
00:54:26Half the crew survived.
00:54:28Half the crew survived.
00:54:31Submarines have at least two complete crews.
00:54:34Well, one crew is at sea on patrol.
00:54:37Second crew is topside.
00:54:43I was in this room when the boat sank.
00:54:48I didn't find out until I showed the 3D at the base.
00:54:59It must have hit you pretty hard, losing all your friends.
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:15After that, I came here.
00:55:20I retired.
00:55:22I didn't want to be put with another crew.
00:55:25When did this happen?
00:55:29I'm not really sure.
00:55:33Seems like yesterday.
00:55:39I guess I don't keep up with the days.
00:55:43I just stay on my regular shift.
00:55:46Your regular shift?
00:55:48On the boat, we use an 18-hour day.
00:55:54Each shift is six hours.
00:55:56Six hours on, six hours off.
00:55:59Six hours on the rack.
00:56:02Well, what about the other six hours in the day?
00:56:05The Navy discovered that we don't need them.
00:56:09Submariners work better without all those extra hours.
00:56:13It sounds weird.
00:56:15It's actually not as weird as it sounds.
00:56:18In fact, it actually works pretty good.
00:56:21Between patrols, I always come back to this room
00:56:24and continue on 18-hour days.
00:56:29So does that nutty clock always run that fast?
00:56:34No.
00:56:38I don't know.
00:56:41No.
00:56:44I thought the thing was broken and stopped running.
00:56:47Well, it's really going now.
00:56:53Yeah.
00:56:56It just seems so claustrophobic being cooped up here all the time.
00:57:01Well, I like being cooped up.
00:57:04Time stops when we're on patrol.
00:57:07I'm pulling the port.
00:57:09The hatch opens up.
00:57:13And it's always a big jolt.
00:57:17What jolt?
00:57:21Um...
00:57:23I hated getting back and finding out
00:57:27about all the things that happened in the world while we were down.
00:57:31Married men getting off the boat expecting to see their wives.
00:57:37And discovering they're now divorced.
00:57:41Did that ever happen to you?
00:57:48My fiancée...
00:57:52died while we were on patrol.
00:57:59When we tied up, she had been buried for 63 days.
00:58:05Davey, I'm so sorry.
00:58:28It was so strange.
00:58:34As far as I was concerned, she just died.
00:58:39Everybody topside already got over it and moved on with their lives.
00:58:46That's when I...
00:58:50That's when I started staying in here.
00:58:56It's...
00:58:59I don't think about things on the surface.
00:59:02You don't get any news while you're underwater?
00:59:05Nope.
00:59:08The only messages the boat receives are if we need to nuke somebody or destroy the world.
00:59:15The Captain and XO are the only ones who read the messages.
00:59:20Total isolation.
00:59:27I just read my book.
00:59:30I don't want to know what's happening in the world.
00:59:33As long as I'm in the submarine, the world doesn't change.
00:59:41I guess not.
00:59:44Nobody in it but you.
00:59:49You're a coward, you know.
00:59:51You're really just afraid of falling in love and being loved.
01:00:01I guess I was afraid of falling in love.
01:00:06But now, I think I wouldn't mind.
01:00:10No, you don't, Mr. Jonas.
01:00:12We're not falling in love.
01:00:14I mean, how can you even expect me to be in love with a hermit who never leaves his little motel room?
01:00:20I can change by simply walking out that door.
01:00:24Haven't you noticed?
01:00:26I can change by simply walking out that door.
01:00:29Haven't you noticed what's happening to you?
01:00:31What's happening to this room?
01:00:42You seem to have gotten grayer.
01:00:47You've stopped time somehow.
01:00:52Time doesn't move.
01:00:55Time doesn't move.
01:00:57Well, it's moving now.
01:00:59I mean, it might not be that easy to just walk out that door.
01:01:04You can stay here with me.
01:01:06This room is falling apart.
01:01:09We can easily build you an extra bunk in it.
01:01:12You don't look like you need all that much.
01:01:14It wouldn't work. I mean, I can't live like a hermit reading the same book every single day.
01:01:17And besides, I eat more than you think I do.
01:01:19Johnny!
01:01:21I can change.
01:01:25I can change.
01:01:31I need to leave this room.
01:01:33Shit.
01:01:52Looks like time's already catching up to me.
01:01:56I don't know about this.
01:01:59Everyone lives on borrowed time.
01:02:23We need to close the door before it's too late!
01:02:29I'm leaving.
01:02:37There's...
01:02:40no time for love.
01:02:58I love you.
01:03:28I love you.
01:03:58Hold that.
01:04:29When are you going to get the truck laid fixed on our car?
01:04:32I may never get it fixed.
01:04:38And it's not our car. It's my car.
01:04:41And I may just buy a whole new ride after this deal.
01:04:44Recycle the old lead sled back into the system from whence it came.
01:04:51You know, you could always just let me have it.
01:04:53I'd like to sweeten up my end of the deal a little bit.
01:04:56You've got to learn to live within your means, T.
01:04:58If that old rust bucket still gets by on its own power,
01:05:00which makes it worth at least a hundred bucks,
01:05:02I ain't just going to give it away.
01:05:04Well, remember you promised me one hundred bucks to watch your back.
01:05:11Yeah, I won't forget. I don't miss any details.
01:05:13Yeah, you'll forget if it suits you.
01:05:15I won't forget your hundred dollars.
01:05:17Riding shotgun for you isn't the safest activity I can think of.
01:05:22Look, T.
01:05:23I've already done all the dirty work.
01:05:25I located the goods and done the breaking and entering.
01:05:28I acquired the merchandise and made the getaway.
01:05:30All you got to do is be around during the transaction
01:05:34so the buyer doesn't get any funny ideas.
01:05:42Oh, so that's the merchandise.
01:05:44An old box.
01:05:47It's not the box, you welter brain.
01:05:49It's what's in the box.
01:05:51It's not the box, you welter brain.
01:05:52It's what's in the box.
01:05:54What's in the box?
01:05:56Houdini's hand.
01:05:58Say what?
01:06:00Houdini's hand.
01:06:01Oh!
01:06:02It's Houdini's old mummified hand.
01:06:05You mean like there's a real dead guy's hand in there?
01:06:08Like, from that old dead magician?
01:06:11Yeah, somebody cut it off his body after he died.
01:06:15Well, so what?
01:06:17I mean, who didn't want some old dead thing like that?
01:06:19Lots of people.
01:06:20Oh, lots. And what would they do with it?
01:06:23It's got uses.
01:06:25Huh? What kind of uses?
01:06:27Like, what uses? It's dead.
01:06:30I tell you, I stole it off of Stumpy Nixon.
01:06:32You mean, the one on Burglar Down in Atlanta?
01:06:35You stole that dead hand from Stumpy Nixon?
01:06:39Yep, sure did.
01:06:41See, he left it in his flat when he went to go visit his girlfriend.
01:06:44So when I go pay him a visit, I realize he's left his door unlocked.
01:06:47So I just pop in and lift it.
01:06:49He even left a bag for me to carry it off with.
01:06:53You stole that hand off of a one-armed burglar?
01:06:57Yeah, I guess I left him a little short-handed.
01:07:00Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:07:05What was Stumpy Nixon using that dead hand for?
01:07:08Well, I heard he was using it to unlock doors and safes and stuff.
01:07:13I'm telling you, this thing is valuable to the right people.
01:07:18How does he do it?
01:07:20You know, like, how does Stumpy Nixon use an old dead hand to open doors and safes?
01:07:26Man, I don't know. He just does.
01:07:29He inherited it from some other old dude that was using it for the same thing.
01:07:33Somehow they use it.
01:07:35Have you seen it?
01:07:37What, the hand?
01:07:38Yes, the hand. Have you seen the hand?
01:07:43No, I haven't seen it.
01:07:45It's in a Chinese trickster box.
01:07:48You gotta slide the panel this way and that way.
01:07:51It's like a puzzle.
01:07:53Nah, nah, nah, nah.
01:07:56It's an ancient combination lock.
01:07:59I used to try to figure these things out.
01:08:02I'm gonna call my friend, Sal Sharko.
01:08:05Man, this thing is worth 10k easily.
01:08:07Yeah, yeah.
01:08:12Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock,
01:08:42shark goes body shop hey Rufus how's it going what do you want Rufus I'm here
01:08:51with my mother tell your mama said hi my mother despises vermin like you what do
01:08:58you want man your mama's hard listen I got something
01:09:03you want I doubt it really I managed to get my hands
01:09:07on something quite valuable.
01:09:09You gonna tell me what it is before I die of old age?
01:09:13Check this out.
01:09:14I have, in my possession, Houdini's hand.
01:09:19Are you talking about that thing that Stumpy Nixon uses to open safes and stuff?
01:09:24Yeah, picked it up right out of his flat.
01:09:27Check this out.
01:09:28Stumpy Nixon left his door unlocked.
01:09:31Stumpy Nixon always leaves his door unlocked.
01:09:34It'd be a waste of time to lock his doors with that hand thing in there.
01:09:37That's what I'm trying to tell you, Al.
01:09:39This thing opens stuff.
01:09:41I figured you might know someone who wants it.
01:09:44Stumpy Nixon might want it, and you'll be lucky if he takes it back without a lot of trouble.
01:09:49Man, I ain't afraid of that one-armed safe-cracker.
01:09:51Well, you better be plenty worried.
01:09:54Nobody messes with Stumpy Nixon.
01:09:58Even the cops leave that guy alone.
01:10:01A couple years ago, a detective got on his trail.
01:10:04He woke up one morning with his nose lopped off.
01:10:08Only a complete imbecile like you would steal Stumpy Nixon's hand.
01:10:26Yo, T, how'd you open the box?
01:10:28You know the bathroom doesn't have any toilet paper?
01:10:31Left me stranded, high and dry.
01:10:33The box, T. How'd you open it?
01:10:36Didn't touch it. I was in the bathroom while you were talking to Al.
01:10:40What's that stuff in the box?
01:10:43Doesn't look like a hand to me.
01:10:45Looks like rock salt.
01:10:47Yeah, that's exactly what it is. It's rock salt.
01:10:50They put it in there to preserve the hand.
01:10:53Yep, that's rock salt.
01:10:56Man, get that trash can so we can put this in there.
01:11:10No hand. There isn't anything in that box but rock salt.
01:11:15Change your mind?
01:11:17You've got my hand.
01:11:21Well, did Al Sharko call you?
01:11:25No, Al Sharko didn't call.
01:11:28You were trying to sell it to Al, weren't you?
01:11:31Well, uh...
01:11:33You thought you could just steal my hand?
01:11:35I'm not gonna let you do that.
01:11:37I'm not gonna let you do that.
01:11:39I'm not gonna let you do that.
01:11:41Well, uh...
01:11:42You thought you could just steal my hand and sell it, didn't you?
01:11:49Well, to be perfectly honest with you, Stumpy...
01:11:51That's Mr. Nixon to you.
01:11:56You've never been perfectly honest with anyone in your whole miserable life.
01:12:01You've got my hand, and I want it back. With interest.
01:12:06Okay, Mr. Nixon.
01:12:09I have what you're looking for.
01:12:11What's it worth to you?
01:12:13What's it worth to me?
01:12:23To be perfectly honest with you,
01:12:26I tell you what is worth to you.
01:12:30The way I see it,
01:12:32you took my hand.
01:12:34I want my hand back, and now I want one of yours.
01:12:38What? My hand? You're crazy!
01:12:41You guys better seriously consider my offer.
01:12:45And remember, I want my hand back,
01:12:48and I want one of yours in interest.
01:12:51And listen, Rufus, I'm on my way over there to get it.
01:12:56Who was that?
01:12:58Was that Stumpy Nixon?
01:13:00What do you want?
01:13:02My hand.
01:13:05Says he wants my hand in interest for taking his.
01:13:09How does he expect you to do that?
01:13:11Stall off your own hand?
01:13:13I don't know what you're talking about, Rufus.
01:13:16I don't know what you're talking about.
01:13:18I don't know what you're talking about.
01:13:20I don't know what you're talking about.
01:13:22How does he expect you to do that?
01:13:24Stall off your own hand?
01:13:26I guess so.
01:13:43You think the hand did that?
01:13:45I don't know.
01:13:48You know it's out that box.
01:13:51It's in this room somewhere.
01:13:53I don't know, T. I don't think it can do something like that.
01:13:56It's in here. It's just turned on.
01:13:58That TV, it's in here, you know.
01:14:01Come over here and help me move this out so we can look behind it.
01:14:04Nah, nah, I'm good.
01:14:06Don't be a wuss. Get over here. Come on.
01:14:11Ready? On three. One, two, three.
01:14:15Don't pick up your end or anything.
01:14:18I don't know what you got there but old dust bun is the size of cats.
01:14:36Tyrone Thaddeus.
01:14:39So you watching Rufus' back for a measly hundred bucks?
01:14:44Yeah. How'd you know that?
01:14:46I know a lot, Tyrone.
01:14:48I know that after Rufus gets through settling up with me,
01:14:51he's not going to have your measly hundred bucks.
01:14:54Rufus is the one who's going to come up short-handed.
01:15:11Hey Rufus, that hand just locked us in.
01:15:14Get out the way. Get out the way.
01:15:19How'd I do that?
01:15:21The window.
01:15:24The window is all boarded up.
01:15:26How are we going to get out now?
01:15:28We got a bag full of tools.
01:15:30In case you forget, remember, we break into places for a living.
01:15:34Oh yeah. We can get out of here.
01:15:37Let's go.
01:15:44Hey Rufus, where's your crowbar?
01:15:46I lost it. It fell off the roof of the Pink Wiggly back in the green room.
01:15:49And you never got another one?
01:15:51Never needed another one.
01:15:52Till now?
01:15:53Yeah, till now.
01:15:55Hey!
01:15:57Hey!
01:15:59I know you hear me.
01:16:03When you shites are going to stop messing around,
01:16:05you need to get that hand ready for me because I'm on my way over there to get it.
01:16:11Okay.
01:16:19Hey Rufus!
01:16:21What you going to do with that saw?
01:16:23I hope you're not thinking what I think you're thinking.
01:16:27No, I'm not thinking what you think I'm thinking.
01:16:29I know one thing. We need to figure out a way to get out of this room before...
01:16:35The hand is hanging around this table.
01:16:38Tyrone.
01:16:40Tyrone.
01:16:42Tyrone.
01:16:44I know you hear me boy.
01:16:46Is that you boy?
01:16:53Yes, this is I.
01:16:55I've got some good news Tyrone.
01:16:57And I've got some bad news.
01:16:59He he he he he he.
01:17:02The good news is I don't have my heart set on taking Rufus's hand.
01:17:08That is some good news.
01:17:10Yep, and the bad news is your hand will also be satisfactory.
01:17:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, why my hand?
01:17:17Well any hand will do, as long as you crooks come up with a hand.
01:17:20You're just fortunate I don't want your arm or your leg.
01:17:23Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
01:17:32We've got to get out of here.
01:17:38Looks like they screwed these boys on.
01:17:41They're not prying off.
01:17:44Oh, oh.
01:17:46Oh, oh.
01:18:05Oh, Rufus.
01:18:07Come here.
01:18:11Rufus, you nearly died.
01:18:16You peed your pants and you nearly died.
01:18:20It's not a hand.
01:18:22It's trying to kill us.
01:18:23It is, it is.
01:18:26It's just way back in this box.
01:18:28Get it, get it, close the lid.
01:18:30You move out of the way.
01:18:34Get something out of this bag.
01:18:36Anything.
01:18:37Whatever you use.
01:18:39Huh, huh, huh, huh.
01:18:43I can't, I can't find anything.
01:18:55We need a hand.
01:18:57For when Stumpy gets here.
01:19:03Yeah, we do.
01:19:13I see you had a little run in with my hand.
01:19:16Uh, huh.
01:19:18Tell me, Tyrone.
01:19:20What did you learn from all of this?
01:19:27Don't mess around with Stumpy Nix.
01:19:29Let me give you a little bit of advice, Tyrone.
01:19:35I'm going to tell you a story.
01:19:37I'm going to tell you a story.
01:19:39Tyrone.
01:19:42Hanging out with big dummies like Rufus right there.
01:19:47You going to end up just like Rufus.
01:19:51Hey, hey, Mr. Nixon.
01:19:56What you want me to do with this?
01:19:59Ah, yes, the interest of my property.
01:20:02I don't think I'll be taking that today.
01:20:04It's not my color.
01:20:06Plus it smell bad.
01:20:09Ho!
01:20:12Stumpy Nixon.
01:20:14You better tell somebody.
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01:21:08Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
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