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01:00It sounds like the carburettor.
01:09Yes, I'm aware of that.
01:13She's not cooperating.
01:14Try again tomorrow.
01:15Can you give this to Audrey for me?
01:23Is there any message?
01:24She'll know what it's for.
01:25Maggie asked me to give you this.
01:36Oh, thank you.
01:37Aren't you going to open it?
01:38I'll do it later.
01:39The ingredients have been on the ground and I've a christening cake once I see them.
01:50Is Mr. Bosworth aware of these clandestine dealings?
01:52I can assure you everything is strictly above board.
01:56Just called in a favour, that's all.
01:58Someone's traipsed mud all through the hallway.
02:00Swept it twice today already.
02:01Here, let me do it.
02:02You've got cake to make.
02:03I might retire to my office before someone tidies me away.
02:08I'll be working on my speech if anyone needs me.
02:15Speech?
02:17Oh, your parents not with you?
02:24Oh, they're just getting settled at the B&B in there.
02:26I'll bring them over.
02:27Oh.
02:28You don't see me going to all this trouble for your dad, do you?
02:30Oh, that's different.
02:31I hardly ever see him.
02:33I'm just the girl that dragged you away from Glasgow.
02:36Corrupted me.
02:38Delivered me to the dark side.
02:41I bet they were excited to see you.
02:43They're not interested in me.
02:44It's you and Jimmy they've come to see.
02:46Oh, talk of his lordship.
02:49Did you tell Siegfried he could write a speech?
02:52He said it was part of his godparent duties.
02:55I'll talk to him.
02:56And say what?
02:57Tell him to keep it brief.
02:59It's Siegfried we're talking about.
03:02Carmody!
03:03Carmody!
03:04He's still not back from his exam.
03:07Yes, yes.
03:08Darragh B-2 to 9-7.
03:09Mr. Biggins.
03:10How's that nanny goat doing?
03:11Really?
03:12We should have seen a marked improvement by now.
03:13Yes, I understand.
03:14I'll be with you as soon as I can.
03:15Problem?
03:16Bad case of the flu.
03:17I've got to go.
03:18I've got to go.
03:19I've got to go.
03:20I've got to go.
03:21I've got to go.
03:22I've got to go.
03:23I've got to go.
03:24I've got to go.
03:25I've got to go.
03:26I've got to go.
03:27I've got to go.
03:28I've got to go.
03:29I've got to go.
03:30Problem?
03:31Bad case of lumpy jaw.
03:32He's had me up there twice already.
03:34You'll have to go for me, I'm afraid.
03:36Why?
03:37Because I'm likely to end up doing a stretch in Wormwood Scrubs
03:40if I have to spend another second in that man's company.
03:42If it was any other time, Siegfried, but with my parents.
03:44Well, that's a convenient excuse, don't you think?
03:51Everything all right?
03:53Biggins.
03:55Has he mentioned the gates yet?
03:57You know he's got seven gates?
03:59Seven?
04:00One after each of the deadly sins, no doubt.
04:02He's run me ragged with his constant vacillation, but not this time.
04:06I meant to ask, how are you getting along with the speech for the christening?
04:11Oh, I'm rather pleased with it, actually.
04:14And how long is it exactly?
04:18This is the beginning of Jimmy's spiritual journey, James.
04:21I take my role as godparent very seriously.
04:26As do I.
04:28But I shan't be doing a speech.
04:30And for that we'll be eternally grateful.
04:33Right, I shall fetch my parents.
04:35They're chomping at the bit to see Jimmy.
04:50Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
04:58Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
05:17Can I help you?
05:18Telegram for Mr Farnon.
05:21But Mr Farnon?
05:29Is that them?
05:31No, you're alright.
05:59Oh!
06:18You want to get that carburettor seen to?
06:22I see you still haven't got round to fixing that gate.
06:24Helps keep undesirables out.
06:27As opposed to keeping them in?
06:29I think you'd better take me straight to your goat, Mr Biggins.
06:32Does this mean I'll get my money back?
06:34On account of you misdiagnosing, like?
06:36I'm perfectly confident in my diagnosis.
06:38It's funny how it always ends up with me having to part with my hard-earned cash.
06:49Alright.
06:53Alright, alright.
06:56Alright.
07:01Are you absolutely sure you administered the sulfanilamide as prescribed?
07:04Aye.
07:05Exactly as you said.
07:08Then we'll need to increase the dose.
07:11Sounds expensive.
07:14Would you get her some fresh straw, please? She'll need somewhere comfortable to sleep.
07:18Oh, David.
07:21Don't worry, old thing.
07:24Soon I'll have you grazing again.
07:27Yeah, mate.
07:31Oh, come and give your granny a big hug.
07:36It's lovely to see you both.
07:39He's gotten so big since we last saw him.
07:42Aye, he's a bonnie wee thing.
07:44He's a bit grisly tonight.
07:46Teething a bit.
07:47Oh, it's too early for that.
07:49He'll be wanting a feed, poor mate.
07:51If I give him any more milk, he'll burst.
07:54Nonsense, he's a growing boy.
07:58He's like you, son. He's got a big appetite.
08:01Does your mummy not feed you?
08:04A perfect timing, Mrs H.
08:07Mr and Mrs Harriet.
08:09I trust you had a pleasant journey?
08:11Aye. No complaints.
08:17Need a hand?
08:18What time is the christening tomorrow?
08:20Midday.
08:21Oh, I can't wait.
08:22Is everything alright, Audrey?
08:25Of course.
08:29The scones are fresh out the oven.
08:33Tea?
08:34Yes, please.
08:38It's lovely.
08:40It's very tasty.
08:42You want to hold on to this one, son.
08:45Oh, I can't take the credit, I'm afraid.
08:47It's all Audrey's handiwork.
08:51The flowers are all down to Helen.
08:53Picked them fresh for you this morning.
09:03What's that there?
09:04Stimulant injection.
09:06Won't give her the boost she needs.
09:07Nay, she just needs some iodine.
09:09We've been through this, Mr Biggins.
09:11Iodine is of no use to your goat.
09:13You and your newfangled powders.
09:15Some kind of commission, are you?
09:16I wouldn't be a competent veterinarian
09:18if I prescribed something as antiquated as iodine.
09:20Expensive things, them injections.
09:21How much is that going to cost me?
09:23I honestly don't know.
09:24Oh, you'll know, alright.
09:25When you get a pen in your hand,
09:26send me that big bill, won't you?
09:29Alright, alright.
09:34There we are.
09:36Right.
09:37All we can do now is pray.
09:39You going to charge me for that as well?
09:42Take this, and if it doesn't work,
09:44I won't charge you.
09:45Take this, and if it doesn't work,
09:47I won't charge you.
09:48How does that sound?
09:50Oh, I suppose.
09:53Now, perhaps you'd be so good as to help me with the gate.
09:55You're joking, aren't you?
09:56You'd probably think it's a death trap.
10:01My mother swore blind
10:03by Mrs Winslow's soothing syrup.
10:06Later proven to contain dangerous levels of morphine.
10:10Oh.
10:12One last kiss from Granny before we go.
10:15He's looking tired.
10:16Oh, don't let that face fool you.
10:18He'll have us up for the early hours.
10:20Routine's the key.
10:22James used to go down like clockwork.
10:24Not so much as a peep out of him until morning.
10:26Don't listen to her.
10:27If I set her lungs on him, it could wake the dead.
10:31Why don't you come round after breakfast?
10:33We'll take Jimmy for a walk round Araby.
10:35I would like that.
10:37Good night, son.
10:39Good night.
10:42See you tomorrow.
10:43Good night.
10:44Night.
10:48That wasn't so bad, was it?
11:09How are Mr Biggins?
11:10Insufferable, as ever.
11:13All I want to do is pour myself a whisky and lie in a hot bath.
11:16Mr Farnham.
11:17Are we still playing host to the Scottish contingent?
11:19A telegram arrived.
11:21It's addressed to you.
11:25I see.
11:28James and Ellen are putting Jimmy to bed so you won't be disturbed.
11:35Thank you, Mrs Hall.
11:38Good night.
12:09He's coming home.
12:15What is it, is it?
12:19Home tomorrow.
12:22Is that it?
12:23Well, Tristan's never been one for detail.
12:27I'm sure he'll be.
12:29I'm sure he'll be.
12:31I'm sure he'll be.
12:33I'm sure he'll be.
12:35I'm sure he'll be.
12:36I'm sure he'll be.
12:38When is he back?
12:40Your guess is as good as mine.
13:00If you're looking for hidden meaning, I wouldn't bother.
13:04I've checked the train timetable.
13:06There's only that one connection from London he could be on today.
13:13It's got to be a good sign if he was able to send it himself.
13:16Yes, I suppose so.
13:18Well, perhaps he's just got a few days' leave.
13:20From Cairo?
13:22Well, it's just like Trist to show up as we're about to throw a party.
13:27Well, I hope you're right.
13:37Don't imagine you got much sleep.
13:40It was a frightful night.
13:43Well, try not to assume the worst.
13:46It's easier said than done.
13:48It was the same when he was a child,
13:50falling out of trees,
13:52riding his bicycle without brakes.
13:54He never thought for his own safety.
13:56He's resilient.
13:58Always has been.
13:59Where are my plastic...
14:00Oh, thank you.
14:02Oh, thank you.
14:03Always has been.
14:04Where are my plastic...
14:05Oh, thank you.
14:09Would you like me to come with you?
14:12I think it best I do this by myself.
14:20I will never utter a crossword to that boy again if he comes home in one piece.
14:34Oh, not today.
14:36Not today.
15:03Oh, ow!
15:33Oh, ow!
16:04To be early is to be on time.
16:06To be on time is to be late.
16:10And to be late is unacceptable.
16:19You drummed that into me enough times.
16:23Aren't you going to say something?
16:33No.
16:52Can I help you?
16:54Oh, I'm sorry.
16:55I didn't realise the surgery was closed today.
16:57Oh, I'm sure my son can help you.
16:59He's a partner here.
17:00James Herriot, MRCVS.
17:03Graduated top of his class at Glasgow University.
17:06Oh, I don't like to interrupt him.
17:08Oh, nonsense. He'll be glad to help.
17:10Shall we?
17:19Just don't talk to them about football.
17:22Or Mrs Winslow's soothing syrup.
17:26Morning.
17:27We're almost ready to go.
17:28Morning.
17:29James.
17:31Making friends, I see.
17:33Oh, I'm sorry, Mr Herriot.
17:35Your mother insisted.
17:36The animals always come first.
17:38Isn't that right, James?
17:40Indeed it is.
17:43Do you mind? I'll have to catch you up.
17:45No, of course not.
17:46How about we start at the Victory Garden?
17:48Great.
17:49You can give me some tips for my radishes.
17:53See you later, then.
17:56Sorry.
18:00And who do we have here, then?
18:02This is Lucy.
18:04She's a fine-looking dog.
18:06Eh?
18:08Look at this.
18:12Well, what seems to be the problem?
18:14She's obsessed with Emmeline.
18:17Emmeline?
18:18It's got to the point where she won't leave home without her.
18:25Oh.
18:30This is what she does?
18:32Well, let's get her inside.
18:34See if we can't get to the bottom of it.
18:37Oh, erm...
18:42OK.
18:43All right.
18:54Is that you, Mr Farnon?
19:01Which one were you looking for?
19:04Get over here.
19:09I've been setting this up since Cairo.
19:19And everything's intact.
19:20No bones broken.
19:22Not a hair out of place.
19:23Well, go on. Tell her about your promotion.
19:25He's only been put in charge of training new veterinary recruits.
19:28He's only been put in charge of training new veterinary recruits in Doncaster.
19:31No, it's just lecturing. Not all the training.
19:34You know me, Mrs H.
19:35Never one to boast about my achievements.
19:38Is that for me?
19:40Just a little treat. I've been saving for you.
19:42Oh, life doesn't get any better.
19:44Oh, is Jim here?
19:46I think so.
19:48James Herriot, get out here!
19:52James!
19:55I've tried confiscating it, but...
19:57She went and took a chunk out my hand.
19:59And that's the first time she's ever turned like that.
20:02Well, that wouldn't do at all.
20:04See? That's what she does.
20:06Well, you're lucky she didn't try and nip you, too.
20:08James Herriot, get out here!
20:10I think...
20:12I think what we have here is a case of overstimulation.
20:14Is it serious?
20:15Well, that's nothing to worry about.
20:17While toys can be great for dogs, sometimes they can form unhealthy attachments.
20:21So what do you suggest?
20:24Well, I think a period of enforced separation might be in order.
20:28She won't like that at all.
20:30Don't worry.
20:32Annaline's just going on a little adventure.
20:34Keep her distracted with plenty of walks.
20:36Maybe they'll treat her, too.
20:44Pop back in a couple of days and we'll see how she's getting on.
20:47Yes, I will do. Thank you, Mr Herriot.
20:50Mind it you go, Lucy.
20:54Here you are.
20:57What's all this I hear about Jimmy stealing my thunder?
21:00What's all this groaning on your top lip?
21:08So?
21:10How are you?
21:12Exhausted.
21:14Never met so many hardened drinkers in all my life.
21:17You back for good?
21:18I'm in Doncaster three days a week till I'm redeployed.
21:21But it's still Yorkshire.
21:23Just.
21:24The rest of the time is my own. I'm a man of leisure.
21:27Excellent. We could do with another pair of hands.
21:31Last time I checked, I actually don't work for you anymore.
21:35Yes, quite right. My mistake.
21:37Let me grab these for you.
21:39Yes, good. You can fill me in on what's been happening around here.
21:41That's exactly as you left it.
21:43With the addition of wee Jimmy, of course.
21:45Well, that's not good enough. I want salacious scandal. Come on.
21:49So what did they have you doing out there?
21:51Field support, mainly.
21:53Making sure the animals were fit for duty.
21:55Horses, mules, the odd camel.
21:58The unsung heroes, eh?
22:06It would appear we have an interloper.
22:08That's Hamish.
22:10With very questionable taste in bow ties.
22:12That would be Carmody.
22:14He's in London finishing off his final exams.
22:16Be back in a week or two.
22:17The pretender to my throne.
22:19I can't wait to meet him.
22:21You'd secretly not mention him in his letters.
22:23No, he told me he'd hired a new assistant.
22:25He neglected to tell me he was now sleeping in my bed.
22:27Tristan, there's someone who wants to meet you.
22:32I think he was just grateful for the distraction.
22:36He's missed you.
22:39We all have.
22:47I'll leave you to it, shall I?
22:52How was the walk?
22:53Oh, we had a smashing time.
22:55Fresh air's the key.
22:56He loved having his pram pushed by his granny.
22:58Didn't you? Eh?
23:00And the Victory Garden.
23:01Oh, lovely.
23:03Yes, I wonder how she finds the time.
23:05With wee Jimmy to care for.
23:08Where were you?
23:11I got caught out in the rain.
23:14What?
23:15I got caught up in something here.
23:20I don't believe it.
23:22This isn't a mirage, Helen.
23:23It really is me.
23:24Older, wiser, more handsome than ever.
23:29Mr and Mrs Heriot.
23:30You're looking younger by the day.
23:31It's lovely to see you.
23:33Hi.
23:34Back where you belong.
23:37And this is young Jimmy, I take it.
23:40He's excited to meet his Uncle Tristan.
23:43May I?
23:50Hello.
23:53Are you waiting for him to reply?
23:55No.
23:56I'm just trying to work out who he looks like.
23:59Well, he's a handsome young thing.
24:01So I'm guessing he's got his mother's genes.
24:04Sorry to break up the party, but we're due at the church soon.
24:08Is it that time already?
24:10We need to get Jimmy his gown.
24:12Oh, don't you worry.
24:14We'll keep the Becker talking.
24:17Are you sure you're not too tired from your journey?
24:19What?
24:20Miss you, renounce the devil?
24:21Not a chance.
24:23Sacred occasion, Tristan.
24:24That doesn't mean we can't have a bit of fun.
24:27Shall we?
24:41Dearly beloved, you have brought the child here today to be baptised.
24:47That our Lord Jesus Christ would receive him and release him from sin.
24:52To sanctify him with the Holy Ghost.
24:56To give him the kingdom of heaven and everlasting life.
25:01Now, can I please ask the family to please stand.
25:04To give him the kingdom of heaven and everlasting life.
25:08Now, can I please ask the family to gather at the font.
25:30Did they throw you out?
25:31It was quite the scandal.
25:32How many times did you fall in love?
25:34Oh, just once, Layla.
25:36My Arabian camel.
25:37She was exotic, feisty.
25:38She did have a tendency to get the hands up.
25:41Tristan.
25:42Sorry, Becker.
25:44Could I ask the godparents to step forward?
25:50Do thou, in the name of this child, renounce the devil and all of his works?
25:55I renounce them all.
25:57Will you then obediently keep God's holy will and the commandments
26:02and walk in the same all the days of thy life?
26:06I will, by God's help.
26:08Would one of the godparents take Jimmy?
26:18Almighty ever-living God,
26:20sanctify this water to the mystical washing away of sin.
26:26Grant that this child receives the fullness of thy grace.
26:31Through Jesus Christ, our Lord. Amen.
26:34Amen.
26:35Would you please name the child?
26:38James Alexander.
26:40Right, young man.
26:41It's your turn.
26:50Is he good with water?
26:52Only if there's ducks.
26:54I baptize thee in the name of the Father,
27:00the Son,
27:03and the Holy Ghost.
27:05Amen.
27:06Amen.
27:09I thought that went rather well.
27:12Mrs. Hall will need some time to prepare the lunch,
27:14and then we can move on to the speeches.
27:16There's more than one.
27:18I was talking figuratively, James.
27:20Hang on, hang on.
27:21Isn't it customary to wet the baby's head?
27:23That's the night the baby's born, not just after the christening.
27:26Well, I missed the birth on account of me fighting for my country.
27:29I don't think it's appropriate not to do.
27:31Don't you want to buy your brother a pint?
27:33You've been away fighting the war.
27:34Of course I do, but there's a schedule to stick to.
27:37Another hour ain't gonna work.
27:39I'll have lunch ready for when you get back.
27:41Right, that's settled then.
27:42James, you coming for one?
27:44One.
27:45Mum, I want to get back to the house.
27:46Another time.
27:47You go with Tristan.
27:48I'll take your mum back.
27:49That's very kind of you.
27:51Are you sure?
27:52Just don't let him lead you astray.
27:54I'll be an hour tops.
27:56I'm so sorry, Helen.
27:57I'm sure Tristan didn't mean to come and dare your day.
28:02Right, let's make a start on this spread.
28:04Actually, I'd rather go with James and Tristan.
28:07I'm almost an adult.
28:09I can do what I like.
28:11I get all that age shouldn't be in a bar.
28:14Absolutely not.
28:15Tris, what are you having?
28:16I'll put your money away, James.
28:17This round's on me.
28:18Five pints of your finest, please, barmaid.
28:21Oh, make that six.
28:23Look at what the cat's dragged in.
28:24Egypt's finest export.
28:26I see the war's done nothing to dampen your spirit.
28:29How have you been?
28:31Surviving.
28:32I'm glad to hear that.
28:33I'm glad to hear that.
28:34I'm glad to hear that.
28:35I'm glad to hear that.
28:36I'm glad to hear that.
28:37I'm glad to hear that.
28:38How have you been?
28:39Surviving.
28:40Just about.
28:42Any word from Arthur?
28:44They've got him stationed out in North Africa.
28:46Libya, I think it was.
28:48Well, it's a shame our paths never crossed.
28:51We could have pined together over...
28:53...Derby.
28:55Enemy sated at three o'clock.
28:58Ooh, is that Biggins?
29:00He's like the Grim Reaper.
29:02Lurking round every corner.
29:04You've only got yourselves to blame.
29:06You should have stopped taking that old rascal's business years ago.
29:10Well, then.
29:12Where is it you were stationed? Cairo, was it?
29:15Indeed.
29:16Yeah, it was a scene of much heartbreak for many of us.
29:19Lost a lot of men.
29:22I'm talking about the women.
29:24It can't have been easy, though.
29:26Working in that heat.
29:28That was exhausting.
29:29Yeah, deadly at times.
29:31How did you get through it?
29:33The Cairo cafe, mainly.
29:35Sometimes a turf club, depending on, you know, my mood.
29:39Come on, you must have seen some hardship out there.
29:41You know me, James.
29:42Never one to let a little bloodshed get me down.
29:45That'll be six shillings, exactly.
29:53Tristan?
29:55Would you mind? I've left my wallet in my other trousers.
30:03There you go.
30:05Can I help at all?
30:07Oh, no, you're all right.
30:09We're nearly done now.
30:18Well, that was a lovely service.
30:20Oh, thank you.
30:22Jamie enjoyed it.
30:24Do you want a brew?
30:25Oh, no, no, you carry on as you are.
30:27I'm happy just to have a drink with you.
30:29You carry on as you are.
30:31I'm happy just sitting here.
30:36So this is where you eat all your meals?
30:39Most of the time, yes.
30:41That makes sense.
30:43You don't want to stay cooked up in that cramped attic.
30:47Oh, Jamie's awake.
30:49Oh, shall I get him?
30:51Don't worry, I'll go.
31:00Hello.
31:04Hello.
31:05Yes.
31:07Yes.
31:09Where should I put these?
31:11Oh, on the table's fine.
31:17Did you hear that?
31:20Sounded like scratching.
31:23Did you hear that?
31:25Did you hear that?
31:27Did you?
31:30Oh, what are you doing here on your own?
31:34I need some help here.
31:41Clawed at the door she was.
31:43Her name was Rosa.
31:45She was a Canadian stationed at the field hospital.
31:48You were a looker?
31:49We're talking Betty Grable here.
31:51Legs that went on my...
31:53What happened to her?
31:54Her heart lay with another.
31:56Royal engineer from Cleethorpes.
31:57God's sake, it's hardly a farewell to arms.
32:01Just out of interest,
32:03did you do any work over there, Tristan?
32:05Excellent question.
32:07I did my fair share.
32:08There was a capture of Sidi Barani for one.
32:10Why? Big lad was he?
32:13It's on the Egypt-Libya border.
32:15You were part of that campaign?
32:17A small part, yes.
32:18How exactly?
32:20Because from what I can gather,
32:21you spent your time drifting from one bar to another.
32:24A lot's changed since your day, Siegfried.
32:25Is that so?
32:27You lot relied on tin hats and blind faith.
32:29Nowadays, we prefer a more strategic approach.
32:31Isn't that right, James?
32:32Absolutely.
32:33I think you'll find...
32:36Do you know what? Forget it.
32:38If you'll excuse me, I need some air.
32:41Mr Biggins!
32:44How's your goat? Any improvement?
32:46Well, she's got worse, if anything.
32:48I'll be wanting my money back on that prescription of yours.
32:51Are you sure you're administering it correctly?
32:52You're saying I can't make out instructions, is that it?
32:54I'm saying no such thing.
32:56I just don't understand why it hasn't taken effect.
32:58Because the stuff you give me is bloody useless.
33:01You hear this, Alderson?
33:03Victory's only been after trying to power me off
33:05with some fake powders.
33:07Fake powder sounds like my domain.
33:09How can I be of assistance?
33:11Everything's under control.
33:13He's just slandered your name in a pub full of paying customers.
33:15That's peg, I feel sorry for.
33:17Treating her like some kind of experiment.
33:19Right, that's it.
33:20I insist on having another look.
33:22Hang on a minute.
33:24There's no trouble at all.
33:26Wait for me.
33:28What are you doing?
33:30I'm coming with you.
33:32There's really no need.
33:34What are you talking about?
33:36He's besmirching our good name.
33:38James, will you pass on my apologies to Mrs Hall?
33:40Aye, of course.
33:44You know, I encountered my fair share of goats in Egypt.
33:47There's a particular knack with them.
33:49I could give you some pointers.
33:51Would she come back here?
33:53I don't know, but she's after something.
33:55Oh!
33:57Oh!
33:59Oh!
34:01Oh!
34:03Oh!
34:05Oh!
34:07Oh!
34:09Oh!
34:11Oh!
34:13Oh!
34:15Oh!
34:17Oh!
34:18Oh!
34:20Oh!
34:22What is it?
34:24What are you looking for, eh?
34:27Is she after food?
34:29I don't think so.
34:32Oh!
34:35Oh!
34:37Oh!
34:39Oh!
34:41What?
34:49Oh!
34:55Oh!
34:58It's not this, is it?
35:06All this for a tie?
35:12What are the symptoms?
35:14Weight loss, difficulty eating, salivating?
35:16Salivating?
35:21Come on, let's have a little look at you.
35:27Oh, yes.
35:29She has nodules in the jaw, swelling around the neck and face.
35:32Has to be ectomycosis.
35:34In English?
35:36Lumpy jaw, Mr. Biggins.
35:38Which was my original diagnosis.
35:41Can I see the prescription I gave you yesterday?
35:44What for?
35:46Because I can't believe you've administered it correctly.
35:48Are you calling me a liar?
35:50He was merely asking for confirmation, Mr. Biggins.
35:52All I want is my money back from those dodgy powders of yours.
35:55No, you should count yourself lucky we're not in Egypt.
35:58They'd have just slapped on some iodine and hoped for the best.
36:00No, no, thankfully we're a little more advanced in our way of thinking here.
36:03You bare-faced cheek of a...
36:05Sorry?
36:07You, making out, I don't know what's better.
36:08Sorry?
36:10You, making out, I don't know what's best for me animals.
36:12All I'm saying is that...
36:14I think you've said more than enough already, don't you?
36:18Could my brother use your stove to make up a warm compress?
36:21It might help reduce Peg's swelling.
36:25I'll spawn.
36:32Now, where were we?
36:34You, slander in my good name.
36:36Yes.
36:47James told me stories about your dog.
36:50He's Don, isn't he?
36:52Aye.
36:54James tears up every time he's mentioned.
36:56You know, he still waits at the door for James to come home.
36:58Oh.
37:00We both do.
37:06She's treating that toy like it's a baby.
37:09Oh, I remember that feeling.
37:12You never want to let go.
37:16Gives me a pain in my chest just thinking about it.
37:21You're doing a wonderful job.
37:24You know that, don't you?
37:36What is it?
37:38I think her teeth might be swollen.
37:40Ellen!
37:42Rene!
37:47What's Lucy doing here?
37:49We found her scratching at the door.
37:51Turns out she left something behind.
37:54Emmeline?
37:56I think it's more than just a toy to her, James.
37:58I think it might be a phantom pregnancy.
38:06Oh.
38:24You sly old fox.
38:31Ellen's right.
38:33Her mammary glands are definitely swollen.
38:34So it is a phantom pregnancy.
38:37I'm impressed.
38:39They get the idea they're going to have pups after they've been in season.
38:42Some even get a swelling in the abdomen.
38:44Oh, so she just wanted to be with her pup.
38:47I can't believe you tried to take her baby, James.
38:50Well, she was being aggressive.
38:54I did it for her own safety.
38:56You locked her away in a drawer.
38:58Maybe we shouldn't be too hard on the boy.
39:01Perhaps it's something only a mother can understand.
39:05Where's Biggins?
39:07Tormenting one of his farmhands, probably.
39:09What happened to the compress?
39:11I got a little distracted.
39:13I can't believe he lied to my face.
39:16Just to worm his way out of paying.
39:19Maybe it's time we give him a taste for his own medicine.
39:22Don't you think?
39:25Oh.
39:27Well, I hope you're not charging me for that.
39:29I'm not charging you.
39:31Oh.
39:33I hope you're not charging me by the hour, Father.
39:36I was just saying to my brother, Mr Biggins, all this talk of Egypt.
39:40It's got me thinking.
39:42Do you mind if I check one more thing?
39:44I suppose.
39:46Right, come here. Let's have a look at you.
39:54Yep.
39:56Just as I suspected.
39:58Nile fever.
40:01Nile what?
40:03Fever. It's mainly prevalent in North Africa. I'm fairly certain your goat has it.
40:07Well, how?
40:09She's never been to Africa.
40:13Spittle.
40:15Come again?
40:17On the back of her postage stamp, no doubt.
40:19You're winding me up.
40:21Your son's in the army, isn't he?
40:23Yeah, Royal Tank Regiment.
40:25Oh, well, that explains it. It's airborne, you see.
40:27Airborne.
40:28What is it?
40:30African spittle. It's killing Margot.
40:32No, no, she's not dying. Far from it.
40:34A simple injection should sort her out. Secret.
40:36I must say, it's a good job you've been using our medicine.
40:38How do you mean?
40:40Well, if not, the injection could cause serious, serious consequences for the animal.
40:44You mean it could kill her?
40:46Within seconds.
40:48But you've nothing to worry about. She's had the sulfanilamide.
40:50No, no. There's been a misunderstanding.
40:52What sort of misunderstanding?
40:54I just don't think she's been getting enough of the stuff.
40:56Maybe I'll need to increase the dosage.
41:00I always find it easier to administer if you take it out of the packet.
41:15Are you sure you've got everything?
41:17Anyone would think he was trying to get rid of us.
41:20Did Mrs. Hall give you some cake?
41:22Enough to see us through till winter.
41:23One last cuddle for your granny before we go.
41:27Goodbye, sir.
41:29I'll call you soon.
41:31Every Sunday without fail.
41:33Why do I feel like I'm being ganged up on here?
41:35Get used to it.
41:54You two seem to be getting on famously now.
41:58Maybe we could invite them to stay for the summer.
42:00Let's not get carried away.
42:09James? Helen?
42:17Looks like the party's over.
42:21I never got to do my speech.
42:23I'm sorry.
42:29Then do it for me now.
42:31Don't make predictions.
42:33I'm being serious.
42:35I want to hear it.
42:45Perhaps an abridged version.
42:47Music to my ears.
43:03I thought I'd start by talking about the Emperor Penguin.
43:06That might be where you lose your audience.
43:09And how fatherhood takes many forms.
43:16But however they manifest,
43:18all fathers,
43:20God, surrogate or otherwise,
43:21share one common desire.
43:26To help those under their care
43:28become the best version of themselves.
43:33Job done.
43:39The trouble is when they start to forge their own path
43:43and you realise the roles have somehow reversed.
43:49You find yourself needing
43:51them
43:53far more than they ever needed you.
44:03And then I thought I'd end on a flourish
44:05with a particularly person in quote from Aristotle.
44:07Why do you always have to go back to the Greeks?
44:10I'm sorry if my terms of reference are too highbrow for you.
44:14I just think it'd be nice if you chose a book we'd all read.
44:17Like what, Tristan, The Dandy?
44:19The Greeks built the foundations of Western civilisation?
44:23A first class education and this is what you come out with?
44:26It beggars belief, it really does.
44:28Well I'm a student of life, not the classroom.
44:30It's nice to see those two getting on so well.
44:33Isn't it just?