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00:00I was in a Christian school.
00:01So every year before the winter holidays,
00:03there used to be a Christmas celebration in my school.
00:05A fat guy used to come as Santa and dance on the jingle bell.
00:08The costume was so tight that you could see the jingle bells of the head swinging separately.
00:12Then the kids from 5th B come on stage and breakdance on Bejubaan.
00:16Bejubaan, when did you come out?
00:20I'm a sinner.
00:21Jai Asumasi Bhagwan.
00:24After the dance, there used to be Nukki's Laddoos in the school.
00:27Which Pape used to bring in a queue again and again.
00:29And this guy didn't even let us catch him.
00:31Because all the younger brothers look the same.
00:33Once this Hapsi ate half of the Laddoos in the school.
00:35Still he goes to the counter and talks shamelessly.
00:38Sir, I'm saying that the Laddoos are less in the kids.
00:41I didn't get any either.
00:42So if there are a few left, give it to me. I'll distribute it.
00:45No, no, I won't eat it.
00:48I'm on a diet.
00:50I'm on a diet.
00:511.25 kg to 1.45 kg.
00:55Hey Sardar, you're not pregnant.
00:57Get it checked once.
00:59What did you say?
01:00I'll get you pregnant right now.
01:02Don't give me Laddoos if you don't want to.
01:04Yes, Nitya.
01:06Hey, let's go quickly.
01:08Hey, where did that brother go?
01:09I was thinking that if he's going to get you pregnant,
01:11I'll get my wife pregnant too.
01:13Actually, I can never be a father.
01:17You idiot.
01:18We used to get winter holidays to sleep.
01:20But we're waking up before school.
01:22So our group's Virat Kohli said...
01:24What happened?
01:25Come on, everyone has a Virat Kohli kid in their group.
01:28Our Virat's story is that his father gave him a cricket kit and bat with a lot of hope and love.
01:34That his kid will really become Virat Kohli.
01:36But then one day he was caught playing football.
01:39That too in a cricket kit.
01:40Son.
01:41Dad, it's not what you think it is.
01:43It's not what you think it is.
01:44That's enough, son.
01:45I caught you red-handed.
01:46Now do you know what I'm going to do with these red hands?
01:49All my life, I've been a joker.
01:57Dad, listen to me.
01:58Dad, there's a fan upstairs.
02:00Dad, no.
02:03Now no one will stop you and me.
02:07Son, I was alive.
02:08I fell from the Himalayas.
02:10So our Virat Kohli made a plan that we'll wake up at 6 in the morning and go play football.
02:13On the government school's ground.
02:15That government school's ground was a public ground.
02:17So now you must be thinking that people must be coming and playing there.
02:20There must be a good atmosphere.
02:21No.
02:22That ground was under the control of drug addicts.
02:23They used to drink alcohol and spread glasses there.
02:26No one could go there.
02:27The addicts themselves used to spread glasses and get stuck there.
02:29They are two Guinness World Records holders.
02:30In spreading glasses.
02:31Then the government had to deal with those addicts.
02:33So the government gave them a school and kept them on the ground.
02:35So now there are glasses spread inside the school.
02:37Anyway, so me and Minnu leave for football in the cold.
02:40We go to Pape's house.
02:41We meet his father there.
02:4412,000.
02:4512,001.
02:4612,002.
02:47Hey kids.
02:49This is Pape's father.
02:50A hardcore bodybuilder who has his own gym.
02:53And his nipples are harder than steel.
02:56Sit down kids.
02:57Do you want to have a pre-workout?
03:00No uncle.
03:01Just call Pape.
03:02Okay.
03:03Wait.
03:05Son Pape.
03:06Pape has come down.
03:07Get down.
03:08Son, you are too much.
03:1212,000.
03:1312,001.
03:1412,002.
03:1512,003.
03:1612,004.
03:17Hey kids.
03:18Should I drop you from the car?
03:19Say whatever you want.
03:20I also want to make nipples like Pape.
03:23At 6 in the morning in the cold, the three of us leave with the cycle.
03:27There is smoke everywhere.
03:29And there is smoke coming out of my mouth.
03:31We used to do this in our childhood.
03:38Wow.
03:39Will you have lunch with me?
03:42Hey Simran.
03:47No problem.
03:48Take this.
03:50Wow Pape.
03:51Will you have lunch with me?
03:52You leave it.
03:53I will have your lunch.
03:59Did you see?
04:00He jumped so high.
04:03How did Pape say this?
04:05Is it an option to eat paneer paratha?
04:07Or is it an option to eat onion paratha?
04:09Or is it an option?
04:10Sir.
04:11Sir.
04:12I don't think it's an option.
04:13Shut up.
04:14How did you interfere?
04:15And how are you sitting?
04:16Stand up.
04:17Go.
04:18This is a police station, not your father's house.
04:19Sir.
04:20I thought I would become a millionaire.
04:22What millionaire?
04:23Look around you.
04:24And why are you standing?
04:25Sit on the ground.
04:26Go.
04:27Whom did you ask?
04:28Stand on the ground.
04:29Go.
04:30I said stand on the ground.
04:31Stand on the ground.
04:32Sir.
04:33Should I stand like this?
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05:10It was not so easy for us to reach that football ground.
05:13Because on our way there was an area of a gang leader.
05:16My name is Sheru.
05:18Whichever pole I step on.
05:20Any dog of the village will sniff and tell that Sheru has peed.
05:24And what has he peed?
05:26That's what I said.
05:27Whatever Sheru does, he does it with his brain.
05:35But Sheru doesn't play chess like this.
05:37I know.
05:38I was just checking you.
05:41Sheru is a camel.
05:42I was just kidding.
05:44Sheru is an elephant.
05:45He walks straight.
05:46Sheru is a horse.
05:47He is a bowler.
05:48He is a minister.
05:49He is my hen.
05:50Listen.
05:51I will take out all your hens and feed them to Baljeet.
05:55I just said that, Baljeet.
05:58Boss.
05:59Some boys have entered our area.
06:01Hurry up.
06:02This area belongs to Sheru.
06:07My name is Sheru.
06:09Once someone comes to my area.
06:12We will go back alive.
06:14Sheru has gone to hell.
06:17Till now no one has opened his mouth in front of Sheru.
06:20Then who are you?
06:22Run, Minnu.
06:24He is trapped in your chain.
06:26Get out.
06:27He is trapped in my chain.
06:29Minnu.
06:30Stop him on the side.
06:31Stop him on the side.
06:32He is trapped in the chain.
06:39Catch them.
06:42Minnu.
06:43Let's see.
06:44I am tired.
06:46They will catch us.
06:48My mom said.
06:49If you stand in front of dogs.
06:51They will also stand in front of you.
06:53What should we do?
06:54Let's stand in front of them.
07:00I can hear their voices.
07:02Keep quiet.
07:03We haven't done anything.
07:05I think they are coming near us.
07:07I think they have come.
07:10They are licking me.
07:12Dad.
07:16Mom doesn't know anything.
07:18This doesn't happen.
07:20Dad.
07:21You remember me.
07:23It's good that we called Vikas instead of you.
07:25To become a goalkeeper.
07:28Dad, you are so stupid.
07:30As soon as we reach the ground.
07:31We meet other friends there.
07:33Then we decide.
07:34That we should keep Minnu quiet for 2 minutes.
07:36Minnu was a good person.
07:38God has kept his wife and children happy.
07:41Now we will keep Minnu quiet for 2 minutes.
07:43And we will pray to God.
07:45God, make me play video games with my dad on this birthday.
07:48Please.
07:49Amen.
07:50Then we used to mentally prepare ourselves.
07:52To play in that stone ground.
07:54Because if you touch that ground once.
07:56After that.
07:57You will start liking your Aadhar card photo.
08:00You will refuse to recognize yourself.
08:02Like Ravi is doing in depression.
08:04I am not this.
08:05I am not this.
08:06Police.
08:07I have to write a missing report.
08:08Whose?
08:09Mine.
08:10I am lost in this world.
08:18Doctor.
08:19Can you give me a fracture?
08:21Where do you want to put a fracture?
08:23In my heart.
08:24Because it is broken.
08:33Brother.
08:34Will you take me there?
08:35Yes, we will take you.
08:36Where do you want to go?
08:37Away from his memories.
08:40Pandey.
08:41Take him under the car.
08:45As soon as we start distributing teams for football.
08:48One second.
08:49Virat has called all of us here.
08:51Where is he?
08:52He will not come.
08:53Why?
08:54He has started playing tennis.
08:55Yes, friends.
08:56Virat's father had bought him a football kit with a lot of love.
08:59That his child will grow up and become a cricketer.
09:02But he was caught playing tennis.
09:04And that too in a football kit.
09:05Son.
09:06Dad.
09:07Dad, as you think.
09:08Enough, son.
09:09I have become a joker at this age.
09:13You lied to me.
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09:42I will meet you in the next video.
09:43Till then bye.