The Work Pill
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00:00Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, I'm bodacious.
00:17Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, I'm a fright.
00:22Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, goodness gracious.
00:27I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all of my might.
00:31Yay!
00:33And so, fellow scientists, I, Heinrich Brilliant, show you my latest invention, the work pill.
00:41It is the greatest discovery since I invented the memory pill on June 7th.
00:47Uh, no, that was January 14th.
00:49No, nope, it was April the 76th.
00:52I remembered, oh, well, I forget, I don't know.
00:54Anyway, I am going to find the laziest man, give him my pill, and he is going to work, work, work.
01:00And then maybe somebody will listen to me.
01:04I will find the laziest man in the world here.
01:16King me.
01:18You didn't see that move coming, did you?
01:20Oh, I saw it, all right, I just didn't have the energy to get out of your way.
01:27That's him, the laziest man in the world.
01:32Oh, I'm tired.
01:33Loisy got so many chores for me to do, I'm plumb tuckered out.
01:39From doing them?
01:40No, you dang digit, from running away from them.
01:46Watch out you don't swallow a fly while you're gaping like that.
01:50Great balls of fire, I just did.
01:56Your move.
01:57Snuffy Smith, I know you're in there.
02:00You come on out, I got chores for you to do.
02:03Hurry, Snuffy, we can get out through the window.
02:06Sure enough, boss ma'am, anything you say.
02:10Oh, you will?
02:12He will, I will.
02:14It works.
02:15We need some logs, honey pot.
02:17Will you chop some wood?
02:21It works.
02:22It works.
02:29Blender Goshen, he's moving like he's alive.
02:32My eyes, they do fail me.
02:37Oh, boy, does it work.
02:41It sure needs painting.
02:43Could you paint it a mite on the board?
02:45Sure enough, boss ma'am.
02:48Sure enough, boss ma'am.
03:07Ha, he missed me.
03:13Who are you, stranger?
03:14I forget.
03:15I haven't taken my memory pill today.
03:17Oh, yes, I remember now.
03:20I am Heinrich Brilliant, the famous inventor of the work pill.
03:24My startling little hop-toads, the work pill?
03:28Sure.
03:29You see that little man who chops down trees and paints the house and everything?
03:34I gave him my pill.
03:36Where is he?
03:37I will make him famous.
03:39He's out back digging a well.
03:44Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.
03:54Sorry, stranger.
03:57That one funny coolie.
03:59This time let the company go too far.
04:03You mean Snuffy's doing all these things just because you gave him a pill?
04:08That's absolutely correct.
04:10Wunderbar.
04:11Well, how do you get him to stop?
04:13Aha.
04:14Yes, of course.
04:16How?
04:17Ha, ha, ha.
04:19I don't know.
04:20I'll bet I know.
04:24Snuffy, stop.
04:26Do you know what you're doing?
04:27Sure enough, boss.
04:28I'm digging a well.
04:29Digging means you're working.
04:31Do you hear me, Snuffy?
04:32You are working.
04:36Look, he's blowing a fuse.
04:39Yeah.
04:40Great balls of fire.
04:42I'm tired.
04:44Snuffy Smith, there's a mess of dishes in the sink and you got to help me dry them.
04:49Oh, don't bother me, woman.
04:51I'm busy.
04:59Oh, that's my old honey pot.
05:03Oh, well.
05:04For a while my work pill was a success.
05:07A day I will always remember.
05:10April 17th.
05:12May 61st.
05:14October the...
05:17Oh, well.
05:18One day I'm going to remember anyway.