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00:00We are going to visit Guillermo in his new home.
00:03I want you to have my scientific devices.
00:05That there is my anal speculum.
00:07Seen some action, but you're more than welcome to it.
00:11Sometimes a vampire will go into a super slumber.
00:16Happy New Year 1996!
00:18We forgot to wake Jerry up. Oops.
00:22This one's on us.
00:24So, you let me sleep for 50 years.
00:26What have you been doing?
00:27Every day I am learning the dark arts of corporate America.
00:31TGI, FML, NGL, LOL.
00:35What is our current dark purpose?
00:38Matt has dreams of bringing life to a lifeless vessel.
00:41Like Dr. Frankenstein.
00:43I don't know who that is from the book and the countless movies.
00:47No, I've never heard of him. What I'm doing is completely original.
00:50Let the conquest of the new world commence.
00:54You'll answer to Lieutenant and you'll like it.
00:56Oh, I like him very much.
00:59You have turned our home into Jack the Ripper's recycle bin.
01:03I need to apologize.
01:04I'm listening.
01:05Clearly, the reason for you being so over-emotional is because it is your time of the month.
01:14Oops.
01:16I must put the interests of America first.
01:19I may have sleep-hypnotized Nandor into Richard Nixon.
01:22Suck it to me.
01:25I think you're in the wrong meeting there, Elvira.
01:29I'm not even trying to feast on all the negative energy.
01:32But I'll be damned if it doesn't go straight to my hips.
01:37A jack-off machine.
01:38Why would I make myself another jack-off machine when I have a perfectly good one I built 100 years ago?
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