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00:00Yo! What's with all this drama?
00:07The Golden Dragon of Unity! He lives!
00:12You sure?
00:20Oh, you're dang right I live!
00:23So you best drop your dumpin' and eatin' behind on down and tell me why we ain't bustin' out the valves already, huh?
00:29But your greatness, General Nishan, is not the son of Kinko...
00:34Silence!
00:37I am the Golden Dragon of Unity, and I decide whom to unify.
00:44My all-seeing eye has peered into the very heart of China,
00:51and I've never seen two people more right for one another than this lovely couple right here,
00:58Mulan and Shang.
01:01Give it up for them, would you please?
01:04Now, my couple, and you, would you say it once?
01:07Yes, your greatness, as you command!
01:09Now, let's get down to business. Mulan, do you love Shang? Of course you do.
01:12Shang, do you love Mulan? Yes, very much. Moving on.
01:14By the power vested in me...
01:16By me?
01:17I hereby pronounce you husband and wife.
01:21You got anything to say? You want a cup of tea?
01:23Yes, I mean, no, I mean, what have I to say?
01:35And furthermore, I hereby decree that the princesses of the Middle Kingdom, wherever they may be,
01:41are released from their vows, and may marry at home, soever they please.
01:46And, please sit down, that's very important.
01:49Honey pie!