• 2 months ago
Live from the Stratford East Theatre, for one night only, Shoot From The Hip present: HUGE, an improvised comedy show. | dG1fbl9qVzFEZWk5MnM
Transcript
00:00Right, uh, this next game is called, uh, Letters.
00:02What's gonna happen is, uh, two, uh, players are gonna come over this side.
00:05They're gonna write a letter of complaint, writing it one word at a time, like this.
00:09Dear Sir or Madam, I am...
00:11Writing.
00:12Perfect.
00:13Uh, what I need is, what is something you might complain about on an everyday basis?
00:16Uh, this slide up here.
00:18Delivery!
00:19Delivery!
00:20All right, so they're gonna write a letter of complaint about delivery.
00:22Go with it wherever you want.
00:23We, me and Tom might write the rebuttal if we feel like their letter wasn't up to snuff.
00:27So please, we got a round of applause for the letter of complaint!
00:36Dear Mr. FedEx,
00:41Two months I have waited for your package,
00:49and it is not here.
00:53My friend is dead.
01:05The end of his life was misery,
01:12waiting for your package.
01:17He wanted just this.
01:23That's denied when you didn't give us your package.
01:31Please take this moment and realize that you are a insignificant part of the ecosystem.
01:47You.
01:48Especially you, Mr. FedEx.
01:53Yours sincerely, John James.
02:05Dear Joan,
02:09We burned your package two months ago.
02:16We are enjoying burning packages,
02:20watching them crackle into dust.
02:25Ha ha ha.
02:27Here I have a policy.
02:31When you want something sent to a address, we say no.
02:40Go home and think about what your choices are leading to.
02:47Until then, I will be outside watching you sleep.
02:55Yours sincerely, FedEx!

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