TECH TIBURON ACCION PELICULA COMPLETA EN ESPANOL LATINO

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TECH TIBURON | ACCION | PELICULA COMPLETA EN ESPANOL LATINO

En el futuro post-apocalíptico, el mundo está en guerra. El recién instaurado Ejército Soviético Ruso ha invadido los EE.UU. con la ayuda de un malévolo científico alemán que ha creado un ejército de superhumanos, mitad hombre y mitad tiburón.
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00:00:00POST-APOCALYPTIC SHARK COMMAND
00:00:31In the near future, the world will be at war again.
00:00:36The nuclear war has destroyed most of our beloved land.
00:00:40Those who survived are still free in a deplorable battle between good and evil.
00:00:45A world power battle for some, but for our boys at home in the United States of America, it is a battle for freedom.
00:01:00War! War!
00:01:06War! War! War!
00:01:27The Soviets have created a new unstoppable armament force.
00:01:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:01:41Oh, wow!
00:01:44Dilbert!
00:01:49Intervening in unnatural experiments with animal and human DNA, they created a half-man, half-shark super soldier.
00:02:00Dilbert is alive! He is alive!
00:02:12A creature that fights like a man but infuses fear in the hearts of everyone who sees him with his ferocious round eyes, heartless and toothless.
00:02:29We will not stand idly by while these monsters destroy our beloved country.
00:02:47They may have brought the fight to our soil, but this is where it ends.
00:02:54This is where we position ourselves.
00:02:57They will meet fire and fury like the world has never seen.
00:03:16After the death of our leaders in Washington, the states were divided into separate militias.
00:03:21Each county found leaders among civilians who were willing to die to protect their beloved country against the red enemy.
00:03:28The most notable and beloved leader of New York free was Buck Morgan, a totally American hero.
00:03:35Buck was an arms enthusiast and owned a store of military surplus in western New York.
00:03:41When the bombs fell, he provided his county with the means to defend himself from tyranny, but he did not stop there.
00:03:49Charge!
00:03:55Buck spread his militia throughout New York free, recovering what was ours in the name of freedom.
00:04:03Buck Morgan restored hope in the future of our country and paved the way for many followers to lead America to victory.
00:04:11Until a fateful day when he met face to face with his most powerful adversary, the abomination created by the unpleasant beast of a thousand nightmares, the terror of the unfathomable evil, the post-apocalyptic shark.
00:05:42You Americans are no match for the great Soviet army.
00:05:46Today I can fall, but never underestimate the strength of the American people. We will get up from all this.
00:06:11A great American hero dies, but the fight is far from over.
00:06:42How are you doing, Marty?
00:06:44If I stay like this and get a new package and the clutch wheel, it will be working in a short time.
00:06:50So you say it's garbage?
00:06:52Yes, Cliff. This junker will never run again.
00:06:54Do you want a beer, guys?
00:06:56No, Almond! Calm down!
00:07:02We are looking for some men in our fight against the American army.
00:07:07We are looking for some men in our fight against the Soviet army.
00:07:12I ask you, are you willing to do it?
00:07:15Well, Dante, my answer is, better dead than red.
00:07:20Welcome aboard.
00:07:37Reloading!
00:07:47Reloading!
00:07:52Loading!
00:08:08Almond, no!
00:08:12It's okay, it doesn't even hurt that much.
00:08:15Don't die, Almond!
00:08:17Just give me some duct tape, I can still fight.
00:08:20You're delirious!
00:08:22Really, I'll be fine.
00:08:24In the name of Sam Jackson, what is that? A blue-colored commando shark?
00:08:31Kill them all!
00:08:33Sweet mother of the devil!
00:08:35It's a damn commando shark!
00:08:39No!
00:08:42I won't make it. Save yourself.
00:08:45Step back, I'll cover you!
00:08:47No, without Cliff!
00:09:03Damn you!
00:09:23Let's call this a grand finale for a glorious battle.
00:09:28You can take my life, but not Almond's.
00:09:32Your friend is carnage.
00:09:35Take the other one as a prisoner and we'll torture him to get information from the American militia.
00:09:42No!
00:09:58To be continued...
00:10:29Agatha Hudson, what a show for normal guys.
00:10:34Welcome to my lab.
00:10:36Hello, Dermot. Have your experiments provided any new discovery that may be useful?
00:10:41So far, everything has been insufficient,
00:10:44while the experiments with human DNA and canine have had a successful outcome.
00:10:51I still have to meet the standards I was hoping to achieve.
00:10:56Where does the success of this medical experiment lie?
00:10:59Why don't you ask the old Bruno?
00:11:05Do you want me to ask a dog about the experiment?
00:11:09Are you sick for being locked up here for too long?
00:11:13No.
00:11:15Do you want me to ask a dog about the experiment?
00:11:19Are you sick for being locked up here for too long?
00:11:24Doctor, should I send a message of help?
00:11:27I'm hungry. Can I eat something?
00:11:30Did that dog just talk?
00:11:32Exactly. That's what I'm trying to tell you.
00:11:35The old Bruno can talk like you or like me.
00:11:39He's as dumb as a bag of marbles.
00:11:44I could also go to the bathroom soon.
00:11:46But I'm more worried about eating.
00:11:48Can you give me that candy now?
00:11:50Where's my ball? Have you seen my ball?
00:11:52Oh my God.
00:11:56Although the creation of a talking dog has made taking care of it much easier,
00:12:01I have not been able to meet people like the Soviet Shark Command.
00:12:06I need to find the lost link between the brain and physical strength.
00:12:14I said strength, Bruno. Strength.
00:12:19I haven't seen your ball, Bruno.
00:12:22And if it goes under the sofa again, I won't go for it.
00:12:26Now leave me alone. I'm very busy here.
00:12:32I'm not going to tell Agatha Hudson to go for your ball.
00:12:39Oh, can you see my frustration, Agatha?
00:13:00Meanwhile, on American soil, the Soviet threat strikes near the house.
00:13:05In fact, it comes so close that it's right at the door of our house.
00:13:15Get away from that woman, soldier.
00:13:18Who said sharks don't like me?
00:13:22The taste of human flesh clearly never knew me.
00:13:28Don't move, tuna wind.
00:13:31Or I'll make you explode.
00:13:33I'd really like to clip your teeth.
00:13:36Do you think you can kill me before I clip your jaws?
00:13:42Why don't we find out?
00:13:44I don't think you have gills.
00:13:47I have many.
00:13:48Try them. Show me how they are.
00:13:52Ugh!
00:14:01For the fatherland!
00:14:22Cabo.
00:14:23Ma'am.
00:14:24Get in touch with Hornet Squad and tell them we need backup.
00:14:27Sergeant, we separated from Hornet Squad 10 minutes ago. They're missing.
00:14:31Damn it.
00:14:33These sharks are destroying our army.
00:14:35I'll try to get in touch with them, ma'am.
00:14:37Don't even bother. They're all dead. You could feel it right here.
00:14:40What are your orders?
00:14:42Orders?
00:14:43Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass.
00:14:46Ma'am!
00:14:47No, don't do that.
00:14:49Get in touch with Hornet Squad and tell them we need backup immediately.
00:14:53Yes, ma'am.
00:14:54Damn it.
00:14:58Ma'am, your orders...
00:15:00I was listening and I just forgot I had to write it down.
00:15:03Are you serious?
00:15:05Call Hornet Squad and thank them for their support.
00:15:08No, you idiot.
00:15:09I told you to call Hornet Squad and tell them we need backup.
00:15:14Backup!
00:15:16I'm sorry. You know.
00:15:18I didn't have breakfast today and I'm not thinking straight.
00:15:21You can't skip breakfast.
00:15:23What did Uncle Sam teach you first?
00:15:25It's the most important meal of the day.
00:15:29Please leave.
00:15:30I'm leaving.
00:15:32Sergeant!
00:15:33Ma'am!
00:15:34I hate you.
00:15:36I'm sorry.
00:15:39This is exactly why we're losing.
00:15:43Son of a...
00:15:45Somewhere far from the battlefield,
00:15:47young survivors of the United States
00:15:49debate about world politics and war.
00:15:52Fuck the Russians, brother.
00:15:54They want to come here and try to fight me?
00:15:56I'll finish them all.
00:15:57Just wait and see.
00:15:58I'll go to their country and finish them all, brother.
00:16:01Duane, you can't blame an entire country
00:16:03for what their soldiers are doing.
00:16:05I can blame whoever I want.
00:16:06Shit.
00:16:08This is America.
00:16:10And for now...
00:16:12I'm still free!
00:16:14Well, Duane.
00:16:15I'm just saying that when the war started,
00:16:18it affected everyone.
00:16:19New people came to power
00:16:21and some bad guys took over the army.
00:16:23I'm willing to bet that the average Russian
00:16:25is like you or like me.
00:16:26Whatever, brother.
00:16:30If it were up to me,
00:16:31I'd press a button
00:16:33and kill them all,
00:16:35brother.
00:16:36You can't have double standards like that, Duane.
00:16:38That makes you as bad as the rest.
00:16:40Shh.
00:16:43Listen, Roxy.
00:16:45Can't you see?
00:16:47Men...
00:16:49We're talking.
00:16:50Well, yes.
00:16:51And here you are talking about such an important game
00:16:53while our own people are fighting a war
00:16:55to defend our right to be free.
00:16:59Those are big words coming from someone
00:17:01who is sitting far away from any real threat.
00:17:05What's wrong with you?
00:17:06Are you in your right mind?
00:17:08Because you're acting like a P-E-R-R-A.
00:17:13Yes, brother.
00:17:14That's how it's done.
00:17:15Woo!
00:17:16Leave her alone, Duane.
00:17:17She has the right to an opinion like you.
00:17:19Whatever, man.
00:17:22I'm going to get up.
00:17:23I'm going to pee.
00:17:25Because I don't care what you think.
00:17:27Or you.
00:17:30I like you.
00:17:33Woo!
00:17:38Woo!
00:17:44Woo!
00:17:49Woo!
00:17:50I guess you make up for that little thing with your big ego.
00:17:56Holy fish!
00:17:57No.
00:17:58I'm a shark.
00:18:05Duane?
00:18:08Ah!
00:18:09Do you mind if I join you to eat something?
00:18:15Hey, where are you going?
00:18:22What do you want from us?
00:18:23Use the earth with your human blood.
00:18:28Would you settle for a kidney?
00:18:30No, thank you.
00:18:31I just informed your comrade over there.
00:18:35How about a belly full of lead?
00:18:37Oh!
00:18:43My God!
00:18:44You saved us!
00:18:45I'm just doing my job.
00:18:46Protecting the United States from a Soviet shark at the same time.
00:18:49What's your name, sir?
00:18:50I'd like to know the name of the man who saved us.
00:18:53It's Marty.
00:18:54Marty Warbuck.
00:18:55Take care, comrades.
00:18:58What a hero.
00:19:03Did you pee?
00:19:06I guess I did.
00:19:08Disgusting.
00:19:11God bless America.
00:19:22Say your name in front of the camera.
00:19:24I'm Sergeant Dante Buchanan of the New American Resistance Force.
00:19:29Where is a resistance base located?
00:19:32We're everywhere.
00:19:34You can't kill us.
00:19:35You can't defeat us.
00:19:36You can't stop us.
00:19:45What are you doing?
00:19:47What's that?
00:19:48It's serum of the truth.
00:19:49You'll be forced to tell me what I want to know.
00:19:52Then I won't say anything.
00:19:53Then you'll die.
00:19:54Death before dishonor.
00:19:56You have no choice.
00:19:57You'll sing like a bird or a singer once the serum takes effect.
00:20:01It's better not to fight him.
00:20:03Damn you.
00:20:05Tell me where you'll find your American allies.
00:20:09My name is Sergeant Dante Buchanan of the New American Resistance Force.
00:20:15And I won't answer your questions.
00:20:17Moron.
00:20:28I won't answer your questions.
00:20:32What's your favorite color?
00:20:33Green.
00:20:36Do you prefer dogs or cats?
00:20:38Dogs.
00:20:39Son of a...
00:20:41Where is a resistance base located?
00:20:43We're everywhere.
00:20:46More serum, doctor?
00:20:49No, no.
00:20:50We don't want to kill him.
00:20:52Not yet.
00:20:55What's your favorite food?
00:20:57Hamburgers and fries.
00:21:00Damn you.
00:21:01Very American.
00:21:03Where's the base?
00:21:05In the center of the guitar.
00:21:07Not the bass, more specific.
00:21:10True, true.
00:21:12If I was driving around here on Main Street and decided to stop for a coffee at the local cafeteria,
00:21:17and suddenly I realized that I left my wallet at the resistance base, how would I get it back?
00:21:25Well, look.
00:21:26You go down Main,
00:21:28until you get to West,
00:21:32two miles after Saunders,
00:21:35you get to the old church,
00:21:37you turn left,
00:21:39and you keep going for four miles,
00:21:42and there's the base.
00:21:44You can't miss it.
00:21:46Did it work?
00:21:47It really did.
00:21:50You can continue with a little torture or whatever makes you float, Sharky.
00:21:53I could go straight to the part where I'm eating it alive.
00:21:59It's your decision from now on, so do whatever you want.
00:22:02I appreciate it.
00:22:04Thank you, Doctor.
00:22:06You're welcome. Enjoy it now.
00:22:08They won't get away with this!
00:22:10You've been a wonderful guest,
00:22:12as my Russian homologues would say.
00:22:15Bye.
00:22:23Are you going to eat me?
00:22:25Yes, most likely.
00:22:28Well, that calms me down.
00:22:30Would you rather I let you go?
00:22:33Yes, if I had a choice.
00:22:36You don't.
00:22:37Damn it!
00:22:38Yes, that bites.
00:22:54So, what if you bleed?
00:22:57You'll never stop us.
00:22:59There's more.
00:23:00We're a team of commandos of sharks.
00:23:04When one is in danger,
00:23:06for the others, it's like blood in the water.
00:23:10They'll find you and kill you.
00:23:13Then I have no time to waste.
00:23:16This way! This way!
00:23:24I heard the shot.
00:23:25He shouldn't be far.
00:23:27Find him and kill him!
00:23:37You can't hide forever,
00:23:39shark killer.
00:23:40I'll find you.
00:23:42Not if I find you first.
00:23:54Sweet dreams.
00:24:00Russian soldier number one,
00:24:02do you copy me?
00:24:04I repeat,
00:24:05Russian soldier number one,
00:24:07do you copy me?
00:24:09Still no answer.
00:24:11Why do you call him that?
00:24:13Why don't you call him by his name?
00:24:15Shut up, Russian soldier number two.
00:24:17All of you are essential.
00:24:19You're hurting my feelings.
00:24:21Enough!
00:24:27I have a name, you know?
00:24:29It's Valery.
00:24:30I refuse to call you that.
00:24:32Why do you have to be so...
00:24:34I said enough, Russian soldier number two.
00:24:41What was that?
00:24:43It's Valery!
00:24:44Give it to me!
00:24:45Do you copy me?
00:24:46Give it to me!
00:24:47No, sir shark killer.
00:24:51Give it to me!
00:24:58Borislav,
00:24:59do you copy me?
00:25:06Marty Warbuck managed to escape
00:25:08shortly after the Soviet death.
00:25:11So he advanced to the base camp
00:25:13of the new American resistance force.
00:25:16He was waiting to tell his brothers
00:25:18about his latest discovery.
00:25:22Chapter 2
00:25:35Captain Booba Dick Henry,
00:25:37without a professional military career,
00:25:39joined the resistance after the nuclear rain.
00:25:41He misses everything you can eat for pancakes,
00:25:43from his favorite restaurant that was destroyed.
00:25:45General William Spark,
00:25:46experienced veteran of war
00:25:47and enthusiast of the fight against sharks,
00:25:49confirms that he has never smiled in his life,
00:25:51because he has been too busy defending America.
00:25:53Sergeant Diane Parker,
00:25:54single,
00:25:55always looking for something new and exciting to do.
00:25:57I like balls,
00:25:58cinema,
00:25:59live bands,
00:26:00traveling and dogs,
00:26:01with the hope of ever sitting down.
00:26:03I tell you,
00:26:04there are more than one superhuman shark out there.
00:26:07Each one of them leads a group.
00:26:09They are all united like the damn Borg or something.
00:26:12Thank you very much, idiot.
00:26:14We already know that.
00:26:16I hope you didn't have to travel a lot on the way, idiot,
00:26:21to come and tell us that pile of horse shit,
00:26:25that we already know.
00:26:27What a shame.
00:26:29Well said.
00:26:30I...
00:26:31I thought...
00:26:32How did everyone else know?
00:26:34I would expect an idiot like you
00:26:36not to listen to the news, right?
00:26:39I didn't think they were still broadcasting on TV
00:26:41after the bombs.
00:26:42Son of a motherless goat.
00:26:45You are the dumbest filthy rat in the damn world.
00:26:51And you are fighting on our side.
00:26:54Oh, thank God.
00:27:05Why are you so mean to him?
00:27:06Don't take it too hard, kid.
00:27:08It's a hard bone to chew.
00:27:10Don't you have radios where they are?
00:27:12There are most of the news.
00:27:14The internet still works.
00:27:16I didn't think about the check, I guess.
00:27:19I'm not going to lie, I feel pretty stupid right now.
00:27:22The good news is that I killed one of them.
00:27:25One?
00:27:26I killed six.
00:27:28I keep one mounted in my rooms.
00:27:31This is one of them.
00:27:33Don't feel bad, kid.
00:27:35The body is proud of you.
00:27:37Oh, yes.
00:27:38You just wander around a place with very superior human beings,
00:27:41and now you're acting like you're the best.
00:27:46I'm sorry, kid.
00:27:47I'm being a little stupid.
00:27:48Keep up the good fight and you're doing great.
00:27:51Wow, thank you.
00:27:53Son, the country is proud of your service.
00:27:58When you leave, take a bag of gifts and grenades as a courtesy.
00:28:02Wonderful, I'm out of them.
00:28:04See you soon.
00:28:12And so the epic journey of Marty led to a disheartening chapter.
00:28:17Now he would walk aimlessly towards the unknown,
00:28:20insecure of his future, without a friend or companion by his side.
00:28:24At that moment he knew what it felt like to be truly alone.
00:28:30You're kidding.
00:28:34Until we meet again, fearful hero.
00:28:41Chapter 3
00:28:57Ladies and gentlemen, I have gathered you to discuss our plans to destroy the Soviet opposition.
00:29:08We will not remain silent while these imbeciles try to take over our country.
00:29:17We will sneak behind their lines.
00:29:21We will go straight to their heart.
00:29:24We will infiltrate their operations base and destroy it from the inside.
00:29:31They won't even know who hit them.
00:29:34We will take the battle straight to their door.
00:29:39We have located the...
00:29:41Don't interrupt me when I speak, son.
00:29:45It's your turn.
00:29:46Dog, it's important.
00:29:48I was just curious to know what your plan was, if...
00:29:52the enemy had already achieved these things you say.
00:29:56We are standing inside their base with their weapons pointing at them.
00:30:00Oh shit.
00:30:03What the hell happened to us?
00:30:05I fell asleep.
00:30:07Well, young man.
00:30:09If the Reds have arrived...
00:30:11as you say they are...
00:30:15as it certainly seems...
00:30:18I want you to know...
00:30:20that the Americans will not die without fighting.
00:30:33Medic!
00:30:41Kill them all!
00:30:49That general had an explosive personality.
00:30:52I'm a little sad I didn't get to know him better.
00:30:55He looked like my type of guy.
00:30:58I'm a little sad I didn't get to know him better.
00:31:01He looked like my type of guy.
00:31:29Rollo Parche Kennedy.
00:31:31He lost his eye in an accident with a dart on the grass.
00:31:34Hard as a nail, slow as a thorn.
00:31:37Barry Marvell.
00:31:38Known for his legendary stupidity.
00:31:40He compensates his lack of intelligence with his ability to make the best omelette in New York free.
00:31:45Frank Vargas.
00:31:46The sharks cut off his tongue while he was a prisoner of the state island war.
00:31:50He hasn't said much since then.
00:31:58I'll sign up for five dollars and...
00:32:03buy one and take another one.
00:32:05Fried chicken!
00:32:07Well, since your coupon has no value for us...
00:32:12I'll see your five dollars.
00:32:15I'll see your five dollars.
00:32:18I'll see your five dollars.
00:32:21I'll see your five dollars.
00:32:24I'll see your five dollars.
00:32:28And I'll see your five dollars.
00:32:34Well played, sir.
00:32:39Hi guys.
00:32:40Do you have any duct tape I can borrow?
00:32:43Yes, um, it's in the other room.
00:32:45In a drawer under the microwave.
00:32:47Thank you, I appreciate it.
00:32:49Are you feeling well?
00:32:51Not so bad, I'll be fine.
00:32:53Really?
00:32:55Because you look very bad.
00:32:57It's okay, I'll be fine.
00:33:00Well, whatever you say.
00:33:04Those stupid sharks did to me the same thing that Dalila did to Samson and they shaved me.
00:33:12And then, and then they made me the submarine.
00:33:16With shark caviar.
00:33:18I'll be right back, guys.
00:33:24Ah, amigo.
00:33:28¿Qué tienes?
00:33:40¡Esperen!
00:33:41¡Dice que dejen sus armas aquí antes de entrar!
00:33:55¡No lo creo!
00:34:00¿Algunas últimas palabras, tontos?
00:34:03¡No dispares!
00:34:04¡No dispares!
00:34:23¡Sabía salsa barbacoa y cerveza barata!
00:34:26¡Escoria americana!
00:34:29¡Vamos, vámonos de aquí!
00:34:34¡Vámonos!
00:35:04Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:35:10Do you think I would have heard all this from the other room?
00:35:20The US Resistance Force suffered a great loss today
00:35:24because our ultra-secret operations base in western New York
00:35:28which, I must add, was intelligently hidden off Route 31
00:35:32was ambushed by the Red Army.
00:35:34Among the casualties were General William Sparck,
00:35:37Sergeant Diane Packard,
00:35:39Captain Bubba Dick Henry
00:35:42and some other background soldiers
00:35:44trying to make their way in this world of dogs eating dogs.
00:35:48While the enemy is still at liberty
00:35:50and massacring our boys in large numbers daily
00:35:53we will not give up in the fight for freedom.
00:35:56In other news, our ultra-secret base on the island of Goat
00:36:00in the Niagara Falls has not been detected.
00:36:02Our ultra-secret base on the island of Goat
00:36:05in the Niagara Falls has not been detected
00:36:08and will be our main point of operations from now on.
00:36:11Good luck, my American compatriots.
00:36:15I was there, and I must have escaped for little with life.
00:36:19I could have saved their lives from the cold and humid hands of evil.
00:36:22Be happy, you're still alive, Marty. You're lucky.
00:36:25Now I wonder how they found out about the camp.
00:36:29Our new base on the island of Goat, will it be safe?
00:36:32Nelson, unless the Russians have a radio,
00:36:34there's no human form that could tell.
00:36:37Don't you think they can hear our radio frequencies?
00:36:39Don't be an idiot, Marty.
00:36:41The Russians can't hear our stations in Russia, you idiot.
00:36:45They're invading our country.
00:36:47Don't you think they could grab a radio and...
00:36:49Damn it, Marty.
00:36:51Alfonso is our main expert on Russian behavior.
00:36:55He only listens to his wisdom.
00:36:57Listen to me, Nelson. I think it's clear that...
00:37:00Hey, I have a damn title, you idiot.
00:37:02What?
00:37:03I took an online course that your little brain couldn't understand.
00:37:07Potato face.
00:37:09Online course? Why would I doubt your credentials?
00:37:12Was it from the University of Fools?
00:37:14I had never heard of that school.
00:37:16It was offered through the KGBU.
00:37:18And what the hell is that?
00:37:19The knowledge of a very brilliant university.
00:37:21Russian computer pirates are brainwashing them.
00:37:24Well, sir, you're a conspiracy theorist.
00:37:26Guys, wait. We have enough problems for now.
00:37:30You don't need to fight.
00:37:32Wait, wait.
00:37:33This has just arrived.
00:37:34Breaking news.
00:37:36We have just received news that since our last report,
00:37:39the Red Army has launched heavy air strikes on the island of Goat.
00:37:44The results of the tragedy are unknown.
00:37:46But we expect many casualties.
00:37:49Do I need to say more?
00:37:50What a strange coincidence.
00:37:52I'm sure you do.
00:38:06Thanks for organizing this party, Jimmy.
00:38:08I was going to stay home and drink the bottle to the end, alone.
00:38:13But I prefer to do it with my friends.
00:38:19No problem, Stacy.
00:38:21The most patriotic thing I can do, when the world is at war,
00:38:25is to throw a party.
00:38:27Maybe write a blog about ...
00:38:29my personal experiences without education after ten beers.
00:38:33You are a true American hero, Jimmy.
00:38:35Thanks, Pat.
00:38:37Do you want a sausage?
00:38:38I loved it for years.
00:38:40That sounded too gay for my taste.
00:38:43What a weird bug.
00:38:44It's the end of the world.
00:38:46I just thought I'd be honest.
00:38:48How uncomfortable.
00:38:50It doesn't matter.
00:38:54Slowly, slowly.
00:39:02That guy never gives up.
00:39:11Jimmy, what are you doing later tonight?
00:39:13After writing a blog, I usually go to bed.
00:39:16Well, would you like some company?
00:39:20I prefer to write alone.
00:39:22It's very difficult to write with someone next to me.
00:39:25Well, what happens after that?
00:39:29I don't have a bed in my house,
00:39:31and I already promised someone else a sofa.
00:39:34But if you drink too much, you can always sleep in a garage.
00:39:39I think you're missing the point.
00:39:43I'll go ask Pat.
00:39:46Okay.
00:40:02Hey, what can I do for you, friend?
00:40:04I'll have a hot dog and a cheeseburger.
00:40:08Can you serve me a human being smeared in barbecue sauce
00:40:12with an idiot covered in beer?
00:40:16We don't cook people here.
00:40:18I mean, we serve people, but not on the menu.
00:40:24Maybe if I explained this to you, you'd change your mind.
00:40:40Is anyone hungry?
00:40:43What are you doing? They're civilians.
00:40:46I'm about to teach you how to eat, comrade.
00:40:50White meat is delicious.
00:41:02Goodbye, cruel world.
00:41:12Oh!
00:41:18Oh!
00:41:20From the bottom up!
00:41:24Oh, friend, I think I got excited when I bit it.
00:41:42In the next episode
00:41:50Somewhere in Siberia...
00:41:56Meanwhile, in Russia, the war continues.
00:41:59While the Red Army invades American soil,
00:42:02North Korea launches bombs on Soviet bases in Siberia.
00:42:13Meanwhile, in Russia...
00:42:19Talk.
00:42:20We're in the middle of a war that I don't have time for.
00:42:24Sir, I was sending snapshots with my cousin from the United States
00:42:29when he sent me disturbing news.
00:42:31All the news is disturbing.
00:42:35Except for some good ones, many times they're very good.
00:42:38Come on, comrade, continue with the gossip.
00:42:41It turns out that our shark commandos
00:42:43are not only killing the American resistance,
00:42:45but they're also massacring civilians.
00:42:47When we launched nuclear weapons on the United States,
00:42:51it was never my intention to harm innocent civilians.
00:42:55Killing innocent people goes against everything that is being fought in this war.
00:43:01It is, I mean, if...
00:43:02Yes, if you think about it.
00:43:04I mean, when you created the supercommandos,
00:43:06you did it to annihilate...
00:43:07To end the American scum.
00:43:10There is no place in the world for a post-apocalyptic shark
00:43:16that feeds on the flesh of a succulent,
00:43:20perfectly innocent American booty.
00:43:24Send a message to the man responsible
00:43:27for creating these treacherous creatures.
00:43:30I need to talk to him immediately.
00:43:34After getting up to date with the next episode of Ray Donovan,
00:43:38the last one was a suspense.
00:43:40Yes, Wolfgang, I'll send your message right away.
00:43:52Back in the United States,
00:43:54Dermot Jackson Washington is looking for years of paperwork
00:43:57hoping to discover his mistakes
00:43:59and rectify his failed experiments.
00:44:01Screw those hellish experiments!
00:44:05What's wrong?
00:44:06Why are you throwing things?
00:44:08Oh, Bruno.
00:44:11I don't hope you understand.
00:44:13Entertain?
00:44:14I don't want to entertain myself.
00:44:15I want to sit down.
00:44:17Of course, Bruno.
00:44:19Poor dog.
00:44:24The world is falling apart
00:44:26and our beloved country is being invaded by superhuman sharks.
00:44:30And with all my brilliance and education,
00:44:33the only thing that came to my mind is a talking dog
00:44:36and a weak mind.
00:44:38I'll choose to forgive you for that,
00:44:40since you're not thinking clearly because you're angry.
00:44:45Eureka!
00:44:46Bruno!
00:44:49Wait, what?
00:45:00I've done the equation wrong.
00:45:02I've done all my experiments on a canine guest
00:45:05when, after all, I should have been testing on a human guest.
00:45:10Finally, I've solved the equation!
00:45:13Hot dog.
00:45:15Carambolas!
00:45:17Carambolas?
00:45:18I'm sure it was wonderful.
00:45:20Sigiri, damn it.
00:45:22Blessings for Betsy.
00:45:24Bingo!
00:45:25Now you're talking.
00:45:26I'll torment myself.
00:45:28The only question now
00:45:30is where I find a human guest.
00:45:33The only other question is
00:45:35when do we eat?
00:45:37Soon, my furry friend.
00:45:39Very, very soon.
00:45:41Not only will we taste the sweet success of victory,
00:45:44but we'll also see
00:45:46if there are any post-apocalyptic pizzerias
00:45:48that still deliver at home.
00:45:51You're a genius.
00:45:52And soon, the rest of the world will know that
00:45:55we're on the verge of liberation, Bruno.
00:45:59The End
00:46:03Marty Warburg and his new comrade, Alfonso Itany,
00:46:07sought to fight the Red Army under the protection of the forest.
00:46:11There was blood in the water, and this time,
00:46:13the United States was the shark looking for its prey.
00:46:17What's the plan, Marty?
00:46:19We're alone in the country infested with sharks
00:46:21that we call home.
00:46:23Well, the plan is
00:46:25to find those Soviet idiots
00:46:28and send them back to hell from where they came from.
00:46:31When we finish with those idiots,
00:46:33there will be no vacancies in hell.
00:46:36Silence.
00:46:37Do you hear that?
00:46:38It sounds like...
00:46:41Russians!
00:46:43It's time to kill.
00:46:45Vodka
00:47:06Don't even think about it.
00:47:11Vodka
00:47:13Damn rotten and dirty vodka that stank of Russians.
00:47:16They shouldn't have died.
00:47:18But they chose it.
00:47:19Every murder can drive a man crazy.
00:47:23Sometimes I wonder who I am when I do what I have to do.
00:47:27No one ever said that killing was easy.
00:47:29I just try to think of every American life
00:47:31that I could have saved by defeating the Red Enemy.
00:47:34And that, Marty,
00:47:36that gives me peace.
00:47:39God bless America.
00:47:41Isn't that the truth?
00:47:43We should go.
00:47:45Maybe the Red Army is around here.
00:47:50And with this little victory,
00:47:52Marty Warbuck and Alfonso Itania
00:47:54brought to the United States
00:47:56one more step to win the war
00:47:58against our troubled enemy,
00:48:00what some men call
00:48:02the Red Devil.
00:48:05Chapter 3
00:48:09Hello, my lord.
00:48:11And welcome to America,
00:48:13the land of everlasting freedom.
00:48:15To what do I owe the pleasure
00:48:17that the great Wolfgang Sokolov
00:48:19enters my lair?
00:48:21Perhaps you are here to congratulate me
00:48:23for my latest successes.
00:48:25Quite the opposite, doctor.
00:48:27Well, I think your experiments
00:48:29were a resounding success.
00:48:31I suspect your intentions.
00:48:33My intentions are only to please you,
00:48:35my master.
00:48:37I created these super sharks
00:48:39to fulfill your orders.
00:48:41Tell me, what can I do differently
00:48:43and I will surely do my best
00:48:45to satisfy your requests,
00:48:47my intrepid leader.
00:48:49Well, I would like to conquer this world
00:48:51and rule this country.
00:48:53I would not want it to be
00:48:55at the expense of innocent lives.
00:48:57Which is strange
00:48:59with a nuclear war and everything.
00:49:01Why does everyone
00:49:03keep saying that?
00:49:05I just wanted to bomb the bad guys
00:49:07or kill everyone
00:49:09in the country.
00:49:11Well, you really can not choose.
00:49:13Whatever, I'm not a scientist.
00:49:15That does not matter.
00:49:17And what is it?
00:49:19I want the killing of civilians
00:49:21to stop once and for all.
00:49:23These sharks really
00:49:25can not be told what to do
00:49:27that way.
00:49:29They only do
00:49:31what you ask them.
00:49:33Otherwise,
00:49:35we would all be dead.
00:49:37You see, you are losing yourself from the general panorama, Wolfgang.
00:49:39They only kill who I order them.
00:49:41Yes, and for now
00:49:43they are forgiving their Russian army.
00:49:45For now?
00:49:47Yes, but you will see
00:49:49that I am not Russian.
00:49:51I am a simple German doctor
00:49:53who works for the Russians.
00:49:55And we appreciate what he has done
00:49:57for us in this war so far.
00:49:59But,
00:50:01it must end.
00:50:03I'm afraid this will only end
00:50:05in the way I write the story
00:50:07of the story, poor buffoon.
00:50:09Excuse me?
00:50:11While I have been producing en masse,
00:50:13these shark commands have been annihilating
00:50:15the military in both places,
00:50:17America and North Korea.
00:50:19We are slowly becoming
00:50:21the greatest power in the world.
00:50:23For the greatest
00:50:25force of the country.
00:50:27For now, but as soon as I activate
00:50:29this switch, my army of sharks
00:50:31will turn against the Soviet scum
00:50:33and I will become the ruler
00:50:35of the new world.
00:50:37You will never get away with yours.
00:50:39Who will stop me? You?
00:50:45What have you done?
00:50:47I have injected you with my experimental shark DNA.
00:50:49While the original is designed
00:50:51to be placed on sharks,
00:50:53I know it also works on humans.
00:50:55It takes longer, but it has the same result.
00:50:57You mean...
00:50:59In 8 hours you will become
00:51:01a shark command ready to kill
00:51:03or die for me with just pressing
00:51:05a button.
00:51:07Impossible.
00:51:09It is very possible, Wolfgang.
00:51:11Each shark man is injected with a microchip
00:51:13that gives me total control
00:51:15of his actions.
00:51:17With this device, I can program
00:51:19who they attack and adjust their aggressiveness.
00:51:21What would happen if he turned against you?
00:51:23I have put an off switch
00:51:25in the remote control just in case.
00:51:27And what button is that?
00:51:29Big red?
00:51:31Stop asking me questions.
00:51:33Yes, it's red.
00:51:35I was just curious.
00:51:37If you have a family,
00:51:39now would be the time to say goodbye.
00:51:43You are a monster.
00:51:45Soon you will discover
00:51:47that you are the monster.
00:51:51Hahaha!
00:51:53Hahaha!
00:51:55Hahaha!
00:51:57Hahaha!
00:51:59Hahaha!
00:52:01Hahaha!
00:52:03Hahahaha!
00:52:05Humph!
00:52:07Humph!
00:52:09Humph!
00:52:11Hello, friend.
00:52:13Do you have change?
00:52:15I will tell you what's going on.
00:52:17If you come to my laboratory,
00:52:19Twenty dollars, a pizza, and I'll let you take a shower.
00:52:23What do you think?
00:52:25A deal.
00:52:26Whatever.
00:52:27Without sodomy?
00:52:30Sir, I can assure you that I am a gentleman.
00:52:33I never had that plan.
00:52:35Then count on me.
00:52:37Well, come this way.
00:52:38Yes.
00:52:40How happy are my days.
00:52:45It's a very good pizza.
00:52:47I can't believe they still work at home.
00:52:49I know.
00:52:50Pretty amazing, right?
00:52:53Thank you for this.
00:52:56You know, it's hard to find someone to help an old tramp
00:53:00without any hidden motive.
00:53:03Hidden motives, of course.
00:53:06When someone says there are no good people left in the world,
00:53:10well, I'm going to tell them they're wrong.
00:53:14Of course.
00:53:15Tell me, can you do something for me?
00:53:17Of course, man.
00:53:18Anything for a friend.
00:53:20I'd like to inject you some mother cells of canine DNA.
00:53:24A clue of strange chemical substances
00:53:27that I deduced from a scientific formula
00:53:29that you wouldn't understand even if I explained it to you.
00:53:32What are you going to do to me?
00:53:33It will turn you into a superhuman dog-man.
00:53:35At my orders.
00:53:37You would defend America from its enemies.
00:53:42I don't have anything else to do, so...
00:53:45Of course, I suppose...
00:53:46Brilliant, brilliant.
00:53:49I can't believe you tricked someone to let you do it.
00:53:53I thought you would have had to drug him.
00:53:56You drugged me?
00:53:58I think that dog is talking to me.
00:54:01Shut up, Bruno.
00:54:02Don't pay attention to that dog.
00:54:04He's just playing with you.
00:54:06Okay.
00:54:08Are we going to do this before my shower?
00:54:18You should have told me.
00:54:20I was surprised.
00:54:23Do you feel any of the effects?
00:54:25No, no.
00:54:26I don't think so.
00:54:27Do you want a cookie?
00:54:29Maybe I don't have a home,
00:54:31but I'm not an animal.
00:54:34The works of my life...
00:54:36have been in vain.
00:54:38I wouldn't say that you spent your whole life
00:54:40trying to see how to turn a man into a dog.
00:54:43Shut up, Bruno.
00:54:45I was trying to be dramatic.
00:55:00Are you okay, boy?
00:55:04He's acquiring the characteristics of a canine.
00:55:08But the transformation hasn't started yet.
00:55:11Now is a good time to say that this whole experiment is a waste.
00:55:16Shut up, Bruno.
00:55:20Rolling.
00:55:22Live.
00:55:23Hello, people of the world.
00:55:28If someone is listening,
00:55:31my name is Wolfgang Sokolov.
00:55:36I am the Marshal of the Russian Federation
00:55:40and the designated leader of the restored Soviet Army.
00:55:47I wrote this letter for you, people,
00:55:51so that you understand the things I have done.
00:55:56I am a man with problems
00:55:59who has made a big mistake
00:56:02by overthrowing my own government
00:56:06and starting this nuclear war.
00:56:10I have destroyed the great part of the world that was still good.
00:56:15I had found a German scientist named Siegfried Schroeder
00:56:20to create these post-apocalyptic shark commands.
00:56:25My plan was to crush the military and governmental presence
00:56:29in the United States and so on all over the world.
00:56:33I dreamed of a united world,
00:56:35all serving under the Soviet flag.
00:56:39But my dream soon became a nightmare.
00:56:44Once I discovered that Schroeder was massacring innocent civilians
00:56:50and had full power over the shark commands,
00:56:54I confronted him.
00:56:58He has injected me with a virus
00:57:00that will turn me into one of his nonsense shark drones.
00:57:07The time I have left here is limited.
00:57:11So, I beg you,
00:57:14whoever is listening to stop Schroeder
00:57:18and put an end to this war,
00:57:20only he has a device capable of stopping these creatures.
00:57:26It is currently located in the west of New York.
00:57:31Here is a picture of us together so you can identify it.
00:57:36Stop the scientist.
00:57:41Does your cell phone still work?
00:57:43Yes, Marty.
00:57:44It was just another common nuclear war.
00:57:46You act as if the world were ending or something.
00:57:48Well, it almost did.
00:57:50There are many things in the tank.
00:57:52I can't even watch my stories on cable anymore.
00:57:54Because that's the most important thing you want to talk about.
00:57:57Didn't you just watch that video with me?
00:57:59Wolfgang Zuckerloch just told us that the key to putting an end to this war
00:58:02is here in our area.
00:58:04How do we know it's not a lie or it's not a trap?
00:58:07You already have the advantage.
00:58:09What good does it do to give us the information?
00:58:11Think about the facts, Marty.
00:58:13If you were an evil scientist in a secret laboratory,
00:58:16where would you hide?
00:58:18If I were a scientist determined to destroy society
00:58:21and they just revealed me to the world,
00:58:23I would probably hide.
00:58:25If you were an evil scientist who wanted the fame of starting
00:58:28the greatest war in history,
00:58:30where would you hide?
00:58:33I'll check the trends online.
00:58:36Well, if I had to guess,
00:58:38I'd say you're probably creating some kind of...
00:58:41Giant Shark!
00:58:46Do you see it, Dilbert?
00:58:48Do you see the monster I've created?
00:58:50Yes, Master! It's beautiful!
00:59:06Nobody can stop me!
00:59:08Now the world is mine!
00:59:10My enemies will surrender before me!
00:59:17The End
00:59:32For the love of God,
00:59:34would you shut up already?
00:59:36This is getting really annoying.
00:59:39I agree, Bruno.
00:59:40I totally agree.
00:59:43But I don't know what to do.
00:59:47All the time I've spent trying to create my own superhuman soldier
00:59:50has been a waste.
00:59:52I've failed once again, old friend.
00:59:55Maybe instead of creating your own superhuman,
00:59:58you should try to find something to repel the existing sharks.
01:00:02You know, like medicine against fleas.
01:00:05Bruno!
01:00:06You're a genius!
01:00:09The End
01:00:14When I was trying to extract the cancerous tumor from your butt,
01:00:17I got a substantial amount of Pardaxine,
01:00:21which I collected from the red sea's sun secretions.
01:00:24I got lost in the butt cancer.
01:00:27What I'm trying to say, Bruno,
01:00:29is that I treasured an excessive amount of Pardaxine,
01:00:33which is also used as a shark repellent.
01:00:37Brilliant!
01:00:41If we spray this Pardaxine on the face of a shark man,
01:00:45it will cause a severe oral paralysis
01:00:47and a temporary escape of urea through the gills,
01:00:51giving our soldiers enough time to fight the good battle.
01:00:56Shut up!
01:01:01Shut up, you stupid human!
01:01:03Stop!
01:01:11Something bad is happening.
01:01:27The End
01:01:39Really?
01:01:40I'm getting strange looks from you.
01:01:43You're a shark man who talks and walks.
01:01:45Let's go.
01:01:57The End
01:02:00What are the chances that this shark repellent will be created
01:02:03as soon as the killer shark enters my lab?
01:02:06And how convenient that he left his gun on the wall instead of shooting you.
01:02:11How did that series of events develop so well?
01:02:14And just in time?
01:02:17It's beyond even my comprehension.
01:02:23Hi, Agatha.
01:02:24I think I've come across something that could change the rhythm of this war.
01:02:28Come quickly.
01:02:30We have sharks to kill.
01:02:35Bruno, stop licking that!
01:02:41I found it!
01:02:42What?
01:02:43I was following trending videos on social media
01:02:45and I found this video of a giant shark walking on the ground.
01:02:49Jaguars, sharkies! That thing is huge!
01:02:52I think this evil scientist just created a much bigger threat
01:02:55for this war that sharks command.
01:02:57Are you telling me there's a shark of megalodon proportions
01:03:00crushing and devouring New York?
01:03:02That's exactly what I said, Marty.
01:03:04And I know the exact location of this building that he just destroyed.
01:03:07Let's go. There's no time to lose.
01:03:10Let's rock, baby.
01:03:11It's time to fish.
01:03:13I have a shark to kill.
01:03:15We're going to kick a monstrous fin.
01:03:18Buddy, stop trying to beat me with every good phrase I say.
01:03:21I also like ingenious phrases. What's the problem?
01:03:23Anyway, there's no one around here.
01:03:25Well, it's something of mine.
01:03:27And I feel like I'm going to win.
01:03:29I'm going to win.
01:03:30I'm going to win.
01:03:31I'm going to win.
01:03:32I'm going to win.
01:03:33I'm going to win.
01:03:34I'm going to win.
01:03:35I'm going to win.
01:03:36I'm going to win.
01:03:37I'm going to win.
01:03:38And I feel like you're taking that away from me.
01:03:41I didn't know.
01:03:43I'm sorry.
01:03:44It's okay. Let's just go.
01:03:49Bring me sharks or bring me death.
01:03:52Hey!
01:03:53It's the last thing. I swear.
01:03:59Wolfgang, are you okay?
01:04:02I'm becoming one of those creatures.
01:04:06How can you be sure?
01:04:12I'm transforming.
01:04:14What can I do to help?
01:04:16There's nothing anyone can do.
01:04:21It's too late for me.
01:04:23There must be something.
01:04:26I hope that when people look back at history,
01:04:33they don't remember me as the monster I was,
01:04:38or the monster I will be.
01:04:41You're a good man deep down, sir.
01:04:44People will know.
01:04:46Then shoot me in the head.
01:04:49End my suffering.
01:04:51I can't do it.
01:04:53I swore to protect you, comrade.
01:04:55Then give me your gun.
01:04:58Let me do the work myself.
01:05:00Please.
01:05:01You'll get over this.
01:05:03Everything will be fine.
01:05:08I wish that was the case.
01:05:12Hey! Come quick!
01:05:13Look at this video!
01:05:14Schröder has created a gargantuan shark.
01:05:16He's dragging cities with his corpulent body.
01:05:19I'll be there in a minute.
01:05:21I'm taking care of Wolfgang.
01:05:23Holy heaven!
01:05:24A sandwich of peanut butter and shit.
01:05:26The Russians are even eating us.
01:05:28No one is safe!
01:05:31Just pause.
01:05:32I'll be there soon.
01:05:37Wolfgang.
01:05:40You should have killed me when you had the chance.
01:05:45Let's go!
01:05:58You don't look well, Wolfgang.
01:06:45A few hours later.
01:06:56Then this shark enters a bar with a drink in his hand.
01:07:00And the waiter says to him,
01:07:02Hey, you have to finish this before you come in here.
01:07:07Then the shark kills all the bar fools.
01:07:15A few hours later.
01:07:24Dermot! Hello!
01:07:27For that shark repellent.
01:07:29It will save many lives.
01:07:30A pleasure, Agatha.
01:07:32Yes. Good.
01:07:34The Russians have just signed a peace treaty.
01:07:36And we are one step closer to ending those demon sharks.
01:07:39We can't have done it without you.
01:07:41Thank you, Agatha.
01:07:42With enough repellent,
01:07:44we could even end that gigantic shark
01:07:47that is currently terrorizing New York.
01:07:49Gigantic shark?
01:07:51Gigantic shark is a huge shark
01:07:55that can breathe out of the water
01:07:57and moves through the city,
01:07:59devouring civilians and destroying everything in its path.
01:08:02Hmm. How curious.
01:08:04Indeed.
01:08:08Operations office?
01:08:10New American Resistance Force.
01:08:13It reminded me of Pinky and Cerebro.
01:08:15That's all.
01:08:17Anyway,
01:08:18old Bruno is sweating in the car.
01:08:21I don't want to make a hot dog wait.
01:08:24No, you shouldn't.
01:08:25Thank you again, Dermot,
01:08:27for your service to our great country.
01:08:29If you ever need anything,
01:08:31don't hesitate to ask.
01:08:32Well, I'd like a new vehicle.
01:08:34Mine just went through the inspection last time.
01:08:36Within reason, Dermot.
01:08:39You make it sound so unhonest
01:08:41when you say it like that.
01:08:43Whatever.
01:08:44Don't you have to go with your dog?
01:08:46That's right. I'm leaving.
01:08:48Fine.
01:08:49Goodbye, D-
01:08:50No, no, goodbye, Dermot.
01:08:52That's inappropriate.
01:08:53Go now.
01:08:57Until we meet again
01:08:59with a peculiar little scientific man.
01:09:08To be continued...
01:09:33I'm sorry.
01:09:34Are you okay?
01:09:38As the story approaches its dramatic conclusion,
01:09:41our heroes face their evil enemies
01:09:44on the battlefield.
01:09:45On their way to fight against the evil scientist
01:09:48Siegfried Skroder,
01:09:49Marty Warbuck and Alfonso Itani
01:09:51got the help of any American
01:09:53willing to help along the way.
01:09:55All our lives have led us to this moment.
01:09:59The result of what happens today
01:10:01will define us for generations.
01:10:03Because this is the day
01:10:05when we look the tyranny in the face
01:10:07of the hell you came from, tyranny.
01:10:10This is our country.
01:10:12Let's show what it means to be American.
01:10:17Do you think the small group of unadapted
01:10:19is capable of fighting my gigantic shark?
01:10:24Just thinking about it
01:10:25is a complete nonsense.
01:10:27You have no chance against my monster.
01:10:29Maybe they don't,
01:10:31but I will.
01:10:33I built my reliable destroyer
01:10:36years ago
01:10:38to help me transport
01:10:40loads
01:10:42of supplies.
01:10:44Excesses of travel
01:10:46and return to my laboratory.
01:10:49I'm a bit of a hoarder.
01:10:52And when Agatha Hodgson
01:10:54told me about the giant shark creature
01:10:58that destroyed our city,
01:11:01I thought about coming
01:11:03and checking it out.
01:11:06Coincidentally,
01:11:08I brought my destroyer ray
01:11:10with me.
01:11:12I always bring it
01:11:14in my glove box.
01:11:16A freezing ray?
01:11:18How convenient!
01:11:19Too much.
01:11:20I could shoot you now,
01:11:22although I'm curious to see if you're lying.
01:11:24So I'll give you enough time
01:11:27to test your retactile ray
01:11:29and then I'll watch
01:11:31how the next events unfold.
01:11:33I don't know what to do with that.
01:11:35But here we go!
01:12:00Leave him alive.
01:12:02After we've eradicated
01:12:04the rest of these American animals,
01:12:06I'd like to talk to the brilliant scientist
01:12:08and analyze his brain.
01:12:11Now he's our prisoner.
01:12:13Yes, sir.
01:12:15Now that the threat of the giant shark...
01:12:17Giant shark!
01:12:19Excuse me!
01:12:20Now that the threat of the giant shark
01:12:22is over,
01:12:24let's show these predators
01:12:26how to bleed!
01:12:27Open fire!
01:12:28Kill them all!
01:12:31Oh, damn!
01:12:33Cover me!
01:13:01We're under intense fire!
01:13:04Marty?
01:13:05Yes?
01:13:06What do we do now?
01:13:08Don't die and keep shooting!
01:13:10That's reassuring!
01:13:12I'm sorry, that's all I can say.
01:13:20We're under intense fire!
01:13:22Marty?
01:13:23Yes?
01:13:24What do we do now?
01:13:26Don't die and keep shooting!
01:13:28Woo corn!
01:13:41C'mon man, he wasn't even armed.
01:13:44Sorry.
01:13:46Dirty play, sir!
01:13:48He was a mean guy.
01:13:50He was actually a rather nice guy.
01:13:52Only worked for me.
01:13:53That's not good.
01:13:55Poor Dilbert.
01:13:58The air support was a good touch, I'm not going to lie.
01:14:20We have it, it's over Scrother, you no longer have the Russian support, your army of sharks
01:14:26is as good as carnage, give up now and we'll see that you have a fair trial.
01:14:30All good must come to an end, I guess.
01:14:34Scrother!
01:14:35Wolfgang!
01:14:36You're here to save me, I guess.
01:14:47Alfonso no!
01:14:49It was a shark.
01:14:50Do not judge all sharks for the actions of others.
01:14:53Yes, I'm sorry.
01:14:55I thought ...
01:15:01How did you resist my orders?
01:15:04You made a fatal mistake, Scrother.
01:15:08You told me that you injected me with a microscopic chip that gives you total control over me and
01:15:14your orders, so I removed the chip with a knife and with a lot of effort and pain.
01:15:21I should not have told you, I just wanted someone to know how brilliant I was.
01:15:25It was a great turn for you.
01:15:28And yours, with all the issue of removing the chip.
01:15:32Very smart.
01:15:34You're welcome.
01:15:35I see a bright light, I guess this is the end.
01:15:41It's curious, everything I see is darkness.
01:15:49Check the pocket of this scientist to see if there is a control.
01:15:53The red button is a shutdown switch, for the rest of the shark army.
01:16:19It's over.
01:16:20You're right.
01:16:26Did I really arrive late to the final battle?
01:16:32Oh!
01:16:33I'm sorry, I did not see it.
01:16:39Bruno!
01:16:40You're a fool!
01:16:42My leg is sticky.
01:16:44Please forgive me, I must have drunk from my formulas.
01:16:48Let me go find the destroyer ray and I'll take care of this problem.
01:16:53Stay there, Bruno.
01:16:54Okay.
01:16:57It's been a very strange week.
01:16:59You can say that.
01:17:01It's been a very strange week.
01:17:03I did not mean to say that you should say it again.
01:17:05So why did you say it?
01:17:07It's a rhetorical figure.
01:17:08You are a rhetorical figure.
01:17:09I'm going to put my fist in your place of speech.
01:17:11I'm going to put my face in your fist and break it with it.
01:17:14You never pleased me.
01:17:15You never pleased me.
01:17:19Ah!
01:17:20Ah!
01:17:21Ah!
01:17:22Medic!
01:17:23Ah!
01:17:25And so our brave heroes fought valiantly to return the country to the American people.
01:17:32While the rest of the world ordered a stop to the fire and was forced to sit in a corner and think about what they did.
01:17:39Marty Warbuck and Alfonso Itari could have been small fish in a big scary pond.
01:17:44But they showed the rest of humanity that even one or two small individuals, apparently insignificant, can still have a substantial impact.
01:17:55If you are motivated to try it, America thanks you.
01:17:59Marty and Alfonso and all the other brave Americans who fight to protect our beloved country every day.
01:18:07Until we meet again.
01:18:09I say goodbye to you.
01:18:16See you soon.
01:18:47See you soon.
01:19:16See you soon.
01:19:20See you soon.
01:19:24See you soon.
01:19:38Here it is.
01:19:40The inhabitants of the planet will be the perfect hosts for our race.
01:19:45Once we possess their bodies, we will take over the planet.
01:19:50Another planet that will soon be conquered by Egglord.
01:19:54Yes.
01:19:56Send a message to the fleet.
01:19:58We have arrived.
01:20:12See you soon.
01:20:42See you soon.
01:21:12See you soon.
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