Best Of Boris And Natasha - # 2
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00:00As our story opens today, there is a great deal of excitement in Frostbite Falls.
00:09Excitement that seems to center about today's issue of the Daily Paper, the Picayune Intelligence.
00:13Say, this is news, Caleb.
00:15And we better do something about it.
00:17Yes, even in Frostbite Falls, the citizens respond to the challenges of the outside world
00:21and its geopolitical machinations.
00:23Geo-polay-go-macros, my eye.
00:25I'm talking about the annual flower show.
00:27But sir, those front page headlines.
00:29I don't mean a thing.
00:31The Picayune Intelligence has had the same front page for 15 years.
00:34The same front page?
00:35Why not?
00:36It's always the same stories.
00:38Cold War continues, plane crashes, world tensions.
00:42But inside, that's local stuff.
00:45That's interesting.
00:46Frostbite Falls dog chases Frostbite Falls cat over Frostbite Falls fence.
00:50Frostbite Falls boy meets Frostbite Falls girl.
00:52Just fraught with interest, ain't it?
00:54But for real, hard-tuggin' suspense, look at this.
00:57Wow-wee!
00:58The annual Frostbite Falls flower fair and plant pageant will be held in the high school
01:02gymnasium today.
01:04First prize, a trip for two to glamorous Wichita, Kansas.
01:08How about that, Bullwinkle?
01:10Hmm, it's gonna play the Dickens with my hopscotch schedule.
01:13Bullwinkle, you mean you don't have a flower ready to enter?
01:16Rock, I don't even have one ready to come up.
01:19It was true.
01:20Bullwinkle had been so busy being a TV hero that he had no chance to tend his little garden.
01:25The flowers were in terrible shape.
01:27I think they've lost the will to live.
01:28Then it's too late to plant anything now.
01:31Well, let's take your flower to the show anyway.
01:33So bearing Rocky's entry at Checkered Begonia, our hero started down the old ox road seeking
01:38horticultural splendor.
01:39Not me.
01:40I just want a big flower.
01:42A big flower?
01:43Did I hear you said a big flower?
01:45No, I said horticultural splendor.
01:47Not you, him.
01:49Oh.
01:50Sure I want to grow a big flower.
01:51Well, are you ever in love?
01:54I am?
01:55Certainly.
01:56I'm proud to see before you in the living natural color flesh the greatest seed seller
02:00in the world.
02:01A seed seller?
02:02Is that anything like a salt seller?
02:04Say, what's your name, mister?
02:05Allow me to introduce myself.
02:08Pete McMoss, president, Worldwide Seed Company.
02:10Pete McMoss?
02:11At the law school, Pete McMoss.
02:14This is my assistant, Ivy C. Hall.
02:16Hello, darling.
02:17What's the C for?
02:19Covered?
02:20Ivy covered halls.
02:21Yeah, her I've heard of.
02:22That voice.
02:23Where have I heard that voice?
02:24Rock, that was me.
02:25Oh yeah.
02:26And here is the answer to all your problems.
02:27That?
02:28That's just one seed.
02:29One seed?
02:30One seed.
02:31You know there's kind of an echo in here.
02:32My dear moose, this seed is a direct descendant from the original Jack's beanstalk.
02:33It is?
02:34Certainly.
02:35Look here.
02:36You remember how in the old story, Jack planted the magic beans and they grew clean up to
02:37the sky?
02:38And there was a giant's castle and the means to get there were the beans.
02:39Jack was always trying to get to the beans.
02:40And the beans?
02:41The beans.
02:42The beans.
02:43The beans.
02:44And the beans.
02:45And the beans.
02:46And the beans.
02:47And the beans.
02:48And the beans.
02:49And the beans.
02:50to the sky and there was a giant's castle and the mean giant chased jack and he cut down the
02:56beanstalk and destroyed the giant and lived happily ever after why are you crying i hate happy endings
03:06well this is a seed from that very same beanstalk plant it and you'll be able to grow a bean
03:11blossom as big as your head that'd win first prize for sure okay but winkle i don't like this
03:17how come i got a feeling something bad's gonna happen well look on the bright side of it rock
03:22what we got a whole new plot started already true enough and we'll see it begin to thicken
03:27next time in four for the show or two pairs of plants