One Night in Istanbul

Tirona
Tirona
  • 2 days ago
Transcript
00:00:00In the streets where I live, football is like a religion.
00:00:29The managers are gods, the players are disciples, and the European Cup, the Holy Grail.
00:00:41What about the followers?
00:00:43What about their sacrifices and their dreams?
00:00:48What about the 12th man?
00:00:49The time has come for Liverpool to play in yet another European Cup final.
00:00:56Rome, Wembley, Paris, and now Istanbul, May the 25th, it's a date.
00:01:19Last game of the season, and then...
00:01:48No.
00:01:49No.
00:01:50No!
00:01:51No!
00:01:52Hello?
00:01:53We're skint.
00:01:54The only place we're going to be watching the Cup final is down the pub.
00:01:57I know, I know.
00:01:58We can dream, we can dream.
00:01:59Come on, our Jamie's coming today.
00:02:00To the match?
00:02:01Your Jamie?
00:02:02He never comes.
00:02:03He said he would, he promised.
00:02:04Jamie!
00:02:05Jamie!
00:02:06Jamie!
00:02:07Jamie!
00:02:08Jamie!
00:02:09Jamie!
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00:02:11Jamie!
00:02:12Jamie!
00:02:13Jamie!
00:02:14Jamie!
00:02:15Jamie!
00:02:17Jamie!
00:02:18Come on, lad.
00:02:19Come to the match.
00:02:35What is it with that kid?
00:02:36First kill he's in his own games like this.
00:02:38He should be busking for money for Istanbul.
00:02:40What chance of finding Gerry Adams in a Rangers kit?
00:02:43Come on, let's get in.
00:02:45Hang on, lad.
00:02:46It's my scarf.
00:02:48Thanks, mate.
00:03:02Gerry, I saw this old fella.
00:03:03He looked just like my grandad.
00:03:05Shush, Tommy.
00:03:06The team's coming on.
00:03:07Yeah!
00:03:09Jamie!
00:03:10Jamie!
00:03:11Jamie!
00:03:12Jamie!
00:03:13When I was a kid, he was choirmaster to the Kop.
00:03:15He taught me that when the chips are down,
00:03:17you sing your heart out.
00:03:19Jamie!
00:03:20Jamie!
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00:04:18Jamie!
00:04:19I feel like kids!
00:04:20Oh my God, well, welcome homeJeremy,
00:04:21really taken off for you.
00:04:22Yeah, it's going good.
00:04:23I'll catch you later, yeah?
00:04:24Give us a song, Tommy.
00:04:25Yeah yeah, Saving for Istanbul.
00:04:26Bring your a lower looks, lads.
00:04:27Istanbul?
00:04:28I mean, I'd love to go.
00:04:29Would you?
00:04:30Yeah, the Bosphorus, the Blue Mosque,
00:04:31home of the Ottoman Empire
00:04:32Birthplace of the kebab
00:04:33Are you two going?
00:04:34Yeah, I mean, yeah, we're going
00:04:35Of course we're going.
00:04:36Are we?
00:04:36Yes, we are.
00:04:38Your job will be made up.
00:04:41Yeah, I think it will, yeah.
00:04:43So, uh, do you want to come, Jamie?
00:04:48What, for real?
00:04:52Are you really going?
00:04:55Yeah.
00:04:56That'd be great, yeah.
00:04:57Great.
00:04:59Well, I'll get the beers in.
00:05:00You get the table.
00:05:01Tell me everything you know about Istanbul.
00:05:03Lads.
00:05:06He's coming.
00:05:08Deal, are you playing her?
00:05:10I've got a genius plan.
00:05:15Genius plan?
00:05:17Where'd you get money from?
00:05:19Cash point.
00:05:20When you're having got any.
00:05:21Rob a bank.
00:05:22Good idea, but no.
00:05:23What then?
00:05:24Tony the Bomb fits.
00:05:28Tony the loan shark?
00:05:29Correct.
00:05:29Who kills people if they don't pay up?
00:05:31Bingo.
00:05:32Who me and you still owe money to?
00:05:33That's the fella.
00:05:35What's genius about that?
00:05:36Element of surprise.
00:05:38He'd never be expecting us to ask for more.
00:05:40You'd have to be a right numpty to do that.
00:05:44Istanbul?
00:05:45Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:05:46Whatever you do, don't mention Istanbul.
00:05:49He hates football.
00:05:51He'll have our cabs.
00:05:52My lips are sealed, Tommy.
00:05:59Look who it is.
00:06:00It's home and bleeding, Jerry.
00:06:03Cut to the chase.
00:06:05You used to owe me money, and now you're begging for more.
00:06:08Tony, come on, look.
00:06:09It's only two weeks.
00:06:10Just so we can get to Istanbul.
00:06:14Did you just say Istanbul?
00:06:15Did he just say Istanbul?
00:06:16I don't think he did.
00:06:17I think he did.
00:06:17I don't think he did.
00:06:18I think he did.
00:06:18No, I don't think he did.
00:06:19I think he did.
00:06:20Did you just say Istanbul?
00:06:21I don't think I did.
00:06:21He doesn't think he did.
00:06:24Get off site.
00:06:27I told you not to mention Istanbul.
00:06:29And no.
00:06:30My lips are sealed.
00:06:31Get out.
00:06:36Oi!
00:06:37It's coming, it's coming.
00:06:38No more Istanbul.
00:06:40No phony excuses, no power payments,
00:06:43and no treating me like John Gotti's blow-up doll.
00:06:46Like Tommy Soprano?
00:06:50You got two weeks tops, and then cabs are mine.
00:06:54Comprendi?
00:06:55Eh?
00:07:01It's the end of the road, Tommy.
00:07:03And we're taxi drivers.
00:07:05So what do we do?
00:07:08Have another brew?
00:07:10No.
00:07:11We make a U-turn, and we sell Tony the devil's trinkets.
00:07:14No way.
00:07:16They stay hidden.
00:07:17We're going to get arrested.
00:07:18That's a chance we have to take.
00:07:19Look, we owe our sons.
00:07:22Tony is not going to take them off us, is he?
00:07:25True.
00:07:26But he might take them off us.
00:07:29But he might take them off my Carmella.
00:07:33But can you trust her?
00:07:35With three ex-wives, they've all left me for footballers.
00:07:40No.
00:07:42Hi, Carmella.
00:07:43Hiya, Robbie.
00:07:43A ball for you.
00:07:44Oh, thanks very much.
00:07:45Can I have charity?
00:07:46Oh, I appreciate it.
00:07:47The kids will be dead amazed at all.
00:07:48Ah, good, good, good.
00:07:49Do you want to come in for a coffee?
00:07:50You know what?
00:07:50I'd love to, but I've heard what you're like.
00:07:52Don't be silly.
00:07:53You're a terrible player.
00:07:54No, no.
00:07:55I better go.
00:07:55All right, give us a kiss.
00:07:56See you later.
00:07:57See you later.
00:07:58All right, talk to you later.
00:07:59Bye.
00:08:00See you later.
00:08:00Bye.
00:08:01Don't be a stranger.
00:08:02Lady talk.
00:08:03OK.
00:08:04Bye.
00:08:05So our lives are in the hands of Carmella.
00:08:10More importantly, it's always our last chance
00:08:12to get to Istanbul.
00:08:22All right, Rushie.
00:08:23All right, Dixie.
00:08:24Oh, Tommy, why didn't you ever call us our real names?
00:08:26Dixie Dean and Ian Rush used to be famous footballers,
00:08:28wouldn't they?
00:08:29Oh, they ever talk about round here as you?
00:08:31I'd love to be that famous.
00:08:34What do they all talk about, like?
00:08:35An oldish place shagging your missus.
00:08:47Tommy, come on.
00:08:48I'm going to be late.
00:08:50Tony's short-staffed.
00:08:51He said he needs a barmaid with experience.
00:08:53I'll bet he does.
00:08:57Buried treasure.
00:09:02The real McCoy.
00:09:05The devil's trinkets.
00:09:08Which makes you, my love, the perfect girl to sell them.
00:09:27A birthmark on your arse.
00:09:31It looks like Spain.
00:09:32Tommy says it reminds him of Jabi Alonzo.
00:09:35All it reminds me of is where we'll live
00:09:38when I've got enough dough.
00:09:39Do you want to make some real money?
00:09:50Sell these.
00:09:52What are they?
00:09:54Hitler's cufflinks.
00:09:57Hitler's cufflinks?
00:09:58Hitler's bleeding cufflinks.
00:10:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:15You wait outside.
00:10:17You wait outside.
00:10:18See you in a minute.
00:10:25What's with that knafe?
00:10:27Come on with the wheel, Omer.
00:10:32Come on, watch.
00:10:33Come on.
00:10:37300k.
00:10:43300k?
00:10:44Yes, 300k.
00:10:48Why the face?
00:10:55All right, all right.
00:10:57For God's sake.
00:11:06Well, go on then.
00:11:07How much?
00:11:1030k.
00:11:10Oh, are you joking?
00:11:12No, I'm not.
00:11:14And he's got a buyer in Istanbul.
00:11:16Oh, right.
00:11:17Yeah.
00:11:18So we'll use dumb and dumber as a cover.
00:11:20Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:11:21I'm so sorry.
00:11:22I'm so sorry.
00:11:22I'm so sorry.
00:11:23Omer, as a courier service, leave a small fortune
00:11:26for meself and?
00:11:28Me?
00:11:30Correct, Carmella.
00:11:31Correct.
00:11:32Where do my new sui come?
00:11:34I just love my life.
00:11:42Unlucky in love times four.
00:11:45Don't worry, Tommy.
00:11:47Look to the fives, lad.
00:11:49Look to the fives.
00:11:53Look to the fives.
00:12:06If you ever lose your faith, look for me.
00:12:12And I'll be there.
00:12:23Just give them the tickets in exchange, but listen to me, Altan.
00:12:27Take no baloney from Tommy. He can be really cheeky.
00:12:31Hmm. To pay them a pittance for treasure worth 300k plus,
00:12:36that is Jennifer Lopez-bam-cheeky.
00:12:40I'll have their tickets ready.
00:12:42Tell them to look for a very handsome Alan Hansen.
00:12:46I'll be wearing a fez in honour of our time in Frankfurt, Jane.
00:12:51Listen, the less said about a Frankfurt jail, the better.
00:12:54You just make sure you tell the buyer to be ready with the money.
00:13:01That's not how it works.
00:13:03The buyer won't get his hands dirty.
00:13:08A pair of psychopaths owe him a big favour.
00:13:12They're getting the money.
00:13:17Who knows where it comes from?
00:13:21THE BOSS
00:13:27Naughty boy.
00:13:28You sure about this, Altan?
00:13:30Don't worry, Tony.
00:13:32The pros.
00:13:36Walk a bit. Step on it.
00:13:38Step on it a bit. Walk a bit.
00:13:41So where are they, Altan?
00:13:44Who can say?
00:13:45Held up somewhere.
00:13:52THE BOSS
00:13:55Look, son.
00:13:56You can't enter the room until noon.
00:13:59So this floor is ours until it's clear.
00:14:01We'll stay here.
00:14:02Okay, son? Calm down.
00:14:06So you call me as soon as the deal goes through.
00:14:09Your wish is my command, boss.
00:14:14I always remember I was saying that
00:14:17there's only one Tony who fits.
00:14:20I told you not to mention that.
00:14:21We'll talk later.
00:14:34100%.
00:14:35The Führer's.
00:14:37Lay it on me.
00:14:39How did a pair of plant pots like you two get hold of these?
00:14:42I'd rather not, Tony.
00:14:44Loose lips sink ships and all that.
00:14:46That's correct, Thomas.
00:14:47How come you know so much about the Führer?
00:14:49Well, Gerald.
00:14:50I've studied all the wise leaders, me.
00:14:53Oh, yeah? Like who?
00:14:54Al Capone. Hitler.
00:14:57Mussolini.
00:14:59Carlo Gambino.
00:15:01Look at me. Tell you later.
00:15:02On the morning of the game,
00:15:04give the cufflinks to my contact
00:15:06and he'll give you two tickets.
00:15:08Two?
00:15:09What are we agreed for?
00:15:11Our summers.
00:15:12Hang on a minute.
00:15:13What do you think I am, a bleeding charity?
00:15:17Have a look in the envelopes.
00:15:22It's 500 pounds in each.
00:15:24Spends.
00:15:25A generous offer.
00:15:27I'm sure you'll agree.
00:15:30Knock yourselves out.
00:15:35One night in Istanbul,
00:15:36that's all our troubles are over.
00:15:38Let's go, baby!
00:15:42Tommy, his seatbelt's stuck.
00:15:47Ass Hotel.
00:15:48Taksim Square.
00:15:49We want to go to Taksim Square.
00:15:51Ass Hotel.
00:15:52Ass?
00:15:53Ass Hotel.
00:15:54What?
00:15:59Can I get those boats, mate?
00:16:01Get those boats.
00:16:02The red one. Get the red one.
00:16:12How far to the hotel?
00:16:13I don't think he speaks English, Dad.
00:16:15Turkish.
00:16:16What?
00:16:17How far to the hotel?
00:16:20Turkish, Turkish.
00:16:22He says he wants the keys.
00:16:24Wow, look at the size of that train station.
00:16:27It's a mosque.
00:16:29Wow, this looks amazing.
00:16:34Do you know where I can get a cab, Sam?
00:16:45I'm a lion, man.
00:16:47I'm a lion.
00:16:54Liverpool, man.
00:17:01Srender.
00:17:05Hide the money.
00:17:15It's okay.
00:17:23They're going to get in. I swear.
00:17:25Look, Hakan, we're clean.
00:17:26No bag. No trouble.
00:17:27Got it, son?
00:17:28No bag, no trouble.
00:17:29No bag, no trouble.
00:17:30All right, all right.
00:17:31No bag, no trouble.
00:17:34Yeah, yeah, get back.
00:17:36Get back.
00:17:37I told you to get back.
00:17:39Get back.
00:17:40Slow down.
00:17:41Slow down.
00:17:45Here we are, lads, look at this.
00:18:05Thanks, mate.
00:18:06Enjoy your quiche.
00:18:14Step forward.
00:18:15What?
00:18:16Mamma.
00:18:17Hey, we've come to the right place, boys.
00:18:18Excuse me, love.
00:18:19Um...
00:18:20Yes?
00:18:21Room five.
00:18:22It's Kelly.
00:18:23Party three for two nights.
00:18:24Sure, it's right there.
00:18:25Oh, it's double two.
00:18:26Sorry, sorry.
00:18:27Bloody hell.
00:18:28Sorry.
00:18:29Hey, lads, check the key gun permanently, please.
00:18:30Yeah.
00:18:31Yeah.
00:18:32Yeah.
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:34Yeah.
00:18:35Yeah.
00:18:36Yeah.
00:18:37Yeah.
00:18:38Yeah.
00:18:39Yeah.
00:18:40Yeah.
00:18:41Yeah.
00:18:42Yeah.
00:18:43Yeah.
00:18:44Hey, lads, check the key gun permanently.
00:18:45Why did you mention him?
00:18:46I told you he reminds me of Wife Number Two.
00:18:47Anyway, look.
00:18:48I think that she's a bit fit.
00:18:49What, Keegan and the frock?
00:18:51I ain't got a clue with those National Health classes.
00:18:52Hey, these eyes see nothing but English girls, mate.
00:18:55It's why you married so young.
00:18:56You what?
00:18:57You married the first one you saw.
00:18:59Oh, hey, that's my mum you're talking about.
00:19:03Get the bag.
00:19:04Come on, we haven't got all day.
00:19:06Come on.
00:19:07Don't drag on your feet, Jerry.
00:19:08Get in there.
00:19:10...
00:19:11No.
00:19:12Maybe for a sauna. This place is a dump.
00:19:15Joe, you shut it.
00:19:17Excuse me, love. Taxi in square. It's a bit quiet.
00:19:20Do you know where we can go and get a bevy?
00:19:22Quiet? Come on, guys.
00:19:35It's the 12th band.
00:19:37Watch out for the Horton, Chewie. Chewie!
00:19:41Come on. Let's get down to the party.
00:19:43Hey, look, I'm coming for you, lad.
00:19:45We're on our way to Turkey
00:19:47It's Elvis Presley's birthday
00:19:49We'll all dance fair
00:19:51In Taxi in square
00:19:53Let's all go to Turkey
00:19:55It's Elvis Presley's birthday
00:19:57We'll all dance fair
00:19:59Hey, listen, love. Somebody's left this.
00:20:01Oh. Oh, thank you.
00:20:03Come on, Tommy. Come on. We can clean up tomorrow.
00:20:07Let's go. Hey, you, with me. Come on.
00:20:10We're on our way to Turkey
00:20:12It's Elvis Presley's birthday
00:20:14We'll all dance fair
00:20:16In Taxi in square
00:20:33What a shit hole.
00:20:40It's better off in a bag.
00:20:50I want a big, fat juicy for that.
00:20:52A big, fat juicy one. Where can we get it?
00:20:54This way? Or more on my side?
00:20:56No, this way.
00:20:59No, this way.
00:21:04Yeah!
00:21:08Oh, hey! Yes, lad!
00:21:11Oh, shit!
00:21:13Don't go in, lad.
00:21:15Oh, shit!
00:21:34Yes?
00:21:36Hello, Leyla. It's me, Ismail.
00:21:38I know. It's a trick.
00:21:40No, it's not. You have to find something else.
00:21:42It's a trick.
00:21:44Leyla!
00:21:49Leyla!
00:21:51Hello, Leyla. Leyla, can you hear me?
00:21:53Something. Something.
00:21:55Leyla, answer me. Leyla!
00:21:57Hello?
00:22:05Right, lads. Any trouble with the capital till you text the magic words?
00:22:08No, no, no. Yeah, we know.
00:22:10Who's there should be for that?
00:22:12To number five, lads.
00:22:15Hey, your wishes are really similar, yes?
00:22:19But reality will be different.
00:22:21Our fifth win tomorrow, and we'll keep the cup.
00:22:24Liverpool are history.
00:22:26Now Milan is the greatest team in the world.
00:22:29Hey, one word.
00:22:31Steven Gerrard.
00:22:33It's two words, Dad. What?
00:22:35Yes, Gerrard has heart.
00:22:37But tomorrow, when we will lift the cup,
00:22:40Gerrard will join Milan.
00:22:42Tommy, are you going to stand for this?
00:22:45This position?
00:22:47Polishing lady, in the trophy room.
00:22:50Ooh!
00:22:51Just going down to the border that way.
00:22:53Outside the Shankly gates
00:22:57I hear the cowboy calling
00:23:04Shankly, they have taken you away
00:23:10But you left the great eleven
00:23:14Just before you went to heaven
00:23:17Now there's glory round the fields
00:23:20Of Anfield Road
00:23:24All around the fields
00:23:28Of Anfield Road
00:23:31See what I could have done with a sentence if you wanted to?
00:23:34He's doing it. Right now.
00:23:38All around the fields
00:23:42Of Anfield Road
00:23:45Where once we watched the King
00:23:48Kenny play
00:23:51Stevie Highway on the wing
00:23:54We had dreams and the songs the same
00:23:58Of the glory round the fields
00:24:01Of Anfield Road
00:24:04Yes!
00:24:34Lovely Turkish beer.
00:24:37Ah! Shit!
00:24:39You...
00:24:41You've let me life out of me.
00:24:43My boss would kill me if he saw me here.
00:24:46He'd kill you?
00:24:48So you, er...
00:24:50Went to all this trouble just for me?
00:24:53Can't you find the bag?
00:24:55I'd be in trouble if I saw it.
00:24:57I didn't mean to.
00:24:59I'm sorry.
00:25:01Can't you find the bag? I'd be in trouble if I saw it.
00:25:04I didn't get that.
00:25:06I said, er...
00:25:08You're a handsome man, Tommy.
00:25:10Shit.
00:25:12I'm lucky for a year to know you flashing your Istanbul.
00:25:14What did you say?
00:25:16I said, er...
00:25:18I said you're a gorgeous woman, Leyla.
00:25:20Tommy.
00:25:22Istanbul ladies have a saying that
00:25:24if a handsome ship is sailing down the Bosporus Sea
00:25:27you should jump that ship if it docks.
00:25:31Jump?
00:25:33Yes.
00:25:35And I'm that ship?
00:25:37You're confusing me, son.
00:25:40This Turkish lingo is dead romantic.
00:25:43Tommy!
00:25:47Tommy!
00:25:49Tommy!
00:25:50What's the mail, man?
00:25:53I'm down soon!
00:25:55Whoa!
00:25:57What if I come back later?
00:25:59No, no, no, no. No, sit down, sit down. It's fine.
00:26:02Erm...
00:26:07Yeah, maybe you're right. What about two o'clock tomorrow?
00:26:17See you tomorrow at two?
00:26:19We'll see you tomorrow at two.
00:26:21We'll see you tomorrow.
00:26:52It's 50 dinosaurs.
00:26:56Hey, where do you think you're going?
00:27:00Come on, let's go.
00:27:02Hey, wait.
00:27:04What's all that about?
00:27:19Tommy, I'm worried about the lads out there on their own.
00:27:23The code word is Yoko Ono.
00:27:25So don't worry.
00:27:27But anyway, they're good lads. They're not like we used to be.
00:27:33THEY LAUGH
00:27:36They're probably at the Blue Mosque, praying for a win.
00:27:47In our streets, the only thing that's ever allowed us to dream is football.
00:27:51And now, our sons are starting to dream.
00:27:54I think you're both dead again.
00:28:24Here I always will stay
00:28:31So fare thee customary
00:28:34Cos this is the place I love
00:28:38And here I'll stay
00:28:42Here I'll stay
00:28:44Take that out.
00:28:46Thank you. See someone appreciates that.
00:28:49It's probably from Olmsgate.
00:28:55SNORING
00:29:04What are you doing?
00:29:10I don't feel well, lad.
00:29:17How the hell are we going to sleep next to that?
00:29:21They sound like two jet skis going down the maze.
00:29:24Come on, you smelly bastard.
00:29:28One more minute!
00:29:30He's, er, sleepwalking.
00:29:32He sleepwalks?
00:29:34In crusty undies? As Elvis?
00:29:37Uh-huh.
00:29:40Weird. Watch this, lad.
00:29:42Attention!
00:29:46He used to be an army dispatch rider.
00:29:48In his mind, he's Steve McQueen.
00:29:50Private Jenneret!
00:29:52On your back and back to your bunk, lad.
00:29:54On their command!
00:29:56Raise arms!
00:29:58Vroom! Vroom!
00:30:21Private Edwards!
00:30:24On your double, son!
00:30:26Tommy, Elvis pinched me a motorbike.
00:30:29Has he been sleepwalking again?
00:30:31He's hankering to the bed you need.
00:30:33You and those piss-stained underpants.
00:30:35Hey, they are not piss-stained underpants.
00:30:37They're my lucky pants, son.
00:30:39And one day, they'll be yours.
00:30:42I wore them at our last Four Cup final victories.
00:30:46And they're not coming off until Stevie G lifts the trophy.
00:30:54Undies? Undies!
00:30:56Come here! Get him! Dad! Dad, pin him down!
00:30:59Get off! Get off!
00:31:01These are my lucky pants. I'm gonna regret it.
00:31:03Take them back and have a Davidson in that.
00:31:05Look, we're powerful forces here.
00:31:07They're wet! They're wet!
00:31:24We're never going to get back to sleep with that racket, Jerry.
00:31:27Hey, Mr. Electrician,
00:31:29I've got a screwdriver to fix that thing.
00:31:38Hey, lads, have you seen this?
00:31:41Back doing in there?
00:31:46What's that?
00:31:48I don't know.
00:31:51Are those stockings?
00:31:55Shit.
00:31:57The tummy, the euros.
00:32:00Euros and American dollars?
00:32:04Shit.
00:32:06Look, thousands of them, man.
00:32:08Oh.
00:32:10I'm a...
00:32:12I'm a...
00:32:14I'm a...
00:32:16I'm a...
00:32:18I'm a...
00:32:20I'm a...
00:32:29Ehy! It's the final tomorrow. I'm trying to get some sleep.
00:32:38Get the hell out.
00:32:48She's a son of a bitch.
00:32:55Yeah, what's this?
00:32:58Whoa.
00:32:59Right.
00:33:00Whoever's this is, they're not going to be happy when they find it's gone.
00:33:07What do you want to do?
00:33:13Take it or leave it.
00:33:19Dad?
00:33:20Let's take it.
00:33:21Right.
00:33:22Jenny, it feels like all our days in Europe are geared towards this moment.
00:33:35By the time they clean this dump up, we'll be flying home with big ears strapped to the
00:33:39roof rack.
00:33:40with Big Ears strapped to the roof rack.
00:33:42Dad?
00:33:43Are you sure we're not going to need me, Lucky?
00:33:45Pounce.
00:33:46Oh, shut it, Dad.
00:33:48That's going to be my own brown smoke for a year.
00:33:52Jamie, wait for the door.
00:34:04Come on.
00:34:10Dad?
00:34:11Where are we going?
00:34:12Anywhere but here.
00:34:19Shh.
00:34:19Listen.
00:34:30Hello?
00:34:31Who's up there?
00:34:33I don't know.
00:34:34I don't know.
00:34:35I don't know.
00:34:35I don't know.
00:34:36I don't know.
00:34:37I don't know.
00:34:38I don't know.
00:34:39I don't like this, Tommy.
00:34:49Hello?
00:34:51What is it, Joe?
00:34:58There's fans from all over the world up here.
00:35:10Look at them three in their elements.
00:35:13The great Bill Shankly.
00:35:15Yeah, I met him when I was a kid outside the grounds.
00:35:19Clipped me round here and told me to get home for me tea.
00:35:22That's nothing, man.
00:35:23My three ex-wives all left me for footballers.
00:35:25Oh, my God.
00:35:26Oh, my God.
00:35:29Reminds you of anything?
00:35:32Rome, 77.
00:35:35The Trevi Fountain, the Coliseum, the Spanish steppes.
00:35:39Oh, you were really there.
00:35:40Yeah, man, we were there.
00:35:41Hey, where did we sleep?
00:35:43Under the stars in Rome.
00:35:45And London, 78.
00:35:47Paris, 81.
00:35:48And Rome again in 84.
00:35:49And now, look, big, beautiful Istanbul.
00:35:53Should we play the songs, Eddie?
00:35:55I think we should, Tommy.
00:35:57Oh, Istanbul is wonderful.
00:36:01Oh, Istanbul is wonderful.
00:36:04It's full of turks, debauched and scoffers.
00:36:07Oh, Istanbul is wonderful.
00:36:09Sh-h-h-h-h.
00:36:17H O A S-H-H-H-H-H.
00:36:31Joey?
00:36:33Joe got up.
00:37:02Look at that, man.
00:37:05It's amazing.
00:37:08You made it, lad.
00:37:21Oh, not again.
00:37:31Dad!
00:37:32Private Edwards, reporting for duty, sir!
00:37:35The money! Where's the money?
00:37:37Dad! Dad!
00:37:38See ya. Just chill.
00:37:42That's all right, then.
00:37:52To the cup tonight, lads. May the best team win.
00:37:55As long as they're wearing red.
00:37:57Cheers. Come on, lads.
00:38:02What are these, by the way?
00:38:04These?
00:38:05Leave it back in 81, Tommy.
00:38:07See, at the 81 semi-final in Munich, Gerry was still a virgin.
00:38:10Saw the Star Wars gang, they chipped him for a brass, you know, a prozzie.
00:38:13He was about to do the deed. He's a bit drunk, but he's got it, the room and all that.
00:38:16All right, all right, I'll tell him.
00:38:18All right, you tell him.
00:38:19I'll tell him, all right.
00:38:20Go on, then.
00:38:21Well, it was dark, right?
00:38:23And she put the condom on for me, and we almost did it, OK?
00:38:27A prostitute, Dad.
00:38:28And you're telling me you almost did it?
00:38:30Of course.
00:38:31Of course, then.
00:38:32He means because of the drink, you know, the old brewer's drink.
00:38:34As true as he's shy, it's because he started sobering up
00:38:36and realised he was banging against a huge set of town halls.
00:38:40What?
00:38:41My own dad with a German tranny?
00:38:43He was a dead ringer of Prince Charles, wasn't he?
00:38:45No, it wasn't exactly Prince Charles, I mean...
00:38:47Dad.
00:38:52When did they come into this?
00:38:53We dared him to cross the road to Munich Museum,
00:38:55take Hitler's cufflinks, and otherwise I'd tell the world.
00:38:57You mean you blackmailed him?
00:38:58Yeah, it was definitely blackmail, I remember now.
00:39:00Dad, shh.
00:39:01I didn't expect him to go and lift them.
00:39:02I told the lads he couldn't find them.
00:39:04Me and Gerry have owned them ever since.
00:39:05And where have they been all this time?
00:39:06Under the floorboards in your bedroom.
00:39:07I've been sleeping on a Nazi time bomb.
00:39:09Time bomb that's paid our debts and got us two tickets to the final,
00:39:12which we're picking up today.
00:39:15So there's $1,000 each to look for tickets.
00:39:19We're going to meet outside the stadium at five o'clock pronto.
00:39:22Are we all clear on that?
00:39:24Yes, Sarge.
00:39:28You bastard.
00:39:29You bastard.
00:39:31You bastard.
00:39:52Leyla, we're clear. Listen to me.
00:39:54They might be watching the hotel.
00:39:55They won't take the bags. Call me.
00:39:57Don't make me wait too long.
00:39:58Don't make me wait too long.
00:40:02Sorry, mate.
00:40:04Gerry, this place is a maze. We'll never find a fence.
00:40:07Well, Tony said to look for Alan Hansen.
00:40:11Alan Hansen.
00:40:12Alan Hansen.
00:40:14Alan...
00:40:18Hansen?
00:40:25Tommy, Gerry.
00:40:28Walter.
00:40:30Come on inside.
00:40:43Check the tickets if you like.
00:40:47Whoa, whoa.
00:40:49You've got some nice TVs here.
00:40:52Brand spanking new.
00:40:55My last stock was stolen.
00:40:57Take one.
00:41:00No, not really. I'm...
00:41:02I'm OK, thanks.
00:41:06These...
00:41:07These work?
00:41:09Ask Tony Fitzgerald.
00:41:11We shared a cell together in a Frankfurt jail.
00:41:14Who?
00:41:17Or spend the afternoon with me, my friend.
00:41:20I can show you.
00:41:23Or me?
00:41:25You, big boy.
00:41:28Let's go.
00:41:31There.
00:41:33I think you need these, yeah?
00:41:35Me? Tommy Kelly?
00:41:37Don't be joking.
00:41:38Relax.
00:41:40Tony told me about your little problem.
00:41:44Three ex-wives tells a story.
00:41:46This is Tommy.
00:41:55This is Alton.
00:41:58Tommy.
00:42:00Alton.
00:42:03Yeah.
00:42:05Yeah.
00:42:06Yeah.
00:42:07Yeah.
00:42:08Yeah.
00:42:10OK, let's go.
00:42:15I feel dirty.
00:42:16Like I've been molested or something.
00:42:18I know just the place. Come on.
00:42:21Bye-bye.
00:42:23You don't know where you're going, do you?
00:42:26No.
00:42:28Great.
00:42:30Hey, is it a brothel?
00:42:33It's better than that.
00:42:52This is like Liverpool's team back in the 80s.
00:42:56They're Sooners.
00:42:58But damn it.
00:42:59Yeah.
00:43:00I don't remember Magnum PI been on the team.
00:43:03Or Freddie Mercury.
00:43:07I don't know.
00:43:09I don't know.
00:43:11I don't know.
00:43:13I don't know.
00:43:15I don't know.
00:43:17I don't know.
00:43:19I don't know.
00:43:20I don't know.
00:43:22Jesus, Marion.
00:43:37So, this is Hamlet.
00:43:39All right, mates.
00:43:41We believe you've got two tickets for the Atterday.
00:43:47Barry Manilow.
00:43:49What's that about?
00:43:50You said you needed tickets, right?
00:43:52Helmet.
00:43:53Barry Manilow.
00:43:55Any helmet of Margarita?
00:43:57Any helmet of Margarita?
00:44:01The lads have had no luck with the tickets.
00:44:03They're on the way to the stadium now.
00:44:04Yeah, but you know what?
00:44:05I'm proud, Gerry.
00:44:07They're finding their own way, just like we did.
00:44:09Yeah?
00:44:10Well, you didn't have to mention the German tranny, did you?
00:44:12Stop worrying, Gerry.
00:44:13It's 20 years since the tranny.
00:44:17And now, right, look.
00:44:18The bomb is getting paid.
00:44:20Your gambling debts are getting paid.
00:44:22Joseph and Jamie are getting paid.
00:44:23I'm getting paid.
00:44:24And fifth, and finally,
00:44:25the Reds are going to get paid
00:44:26when they lift that fifth European Cup.
00:44:28Don't you see?
00:44:29It's all in the fives.
00:44:31It's destiny.
00:44:32It's written in the stars.
00:44:34Yeah?
00:44:35Well, I hope you're right about that.
00:44:36Have I ever let you down?
00:44:40Fair enough.
00:44:49Tommy?
00:44:53Tommy?
00:45:08You all right, love?
00:45:11What are you doing?
00:45:13Mind if I call my mate to him?
00:45:14Bring that bottle of champagne.
00:45:15No.
00:45:16Come on.
00:45:46I missed the station.
00:45:48To me, it's not the station.
00:45:49It's the stadium.
00:45:50It's the stadium.
00:45:51There.
00:45:52You finished?
00:45:53Mind if I go?
00:45:54What are you doing?
00:45:55It's your game, pushing a woman.
00:45:56Man!
00:46:03We'll talk to you later.
00:46:06You all right, Leyla?
00:46:07You okay?
00:46:09I'm...
00:46:12We were supposed to meet at 2 o'clock.
00:46:14I searched for you.
00:46:15Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:46:17I'm sorry I wasn't there.
00:46:18Look, we'll go for that drink now.
00:46:20I'll meet you at the hotel.
00:46:22I cannot go straight into the hotel with you.
00:46:24Well, you go in the front.
00:46:25I'll go around the back.
00:46:28Okay.
00:46:29Yeah?
00:46:30Yeah.
00:46:31I'll see you in the room five.
00:46:33Right.
00:46:38You go ahead.
00:46:39There's something I gotta do.
00:46:41You all right?
00:46:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:46:43Good.
00:46:44Two hours tops.
00:46:45Are you sure you're all right?
00:46:46Yeah, yeah, everything's good.
00:46:47Get in.
00:46:48You're gonna miss the game.
00:46:49It's all right, mate.
00:46:52Stay clear of the hotel.
00:46:53Stay clear.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:47:11Come here.
00:47:12Come here.
00:47:13Come on.
00:47:17Where's the bag guy?
00:47:18I don't know.
00:47:21Look at me.
00:47:22I don't care what you do.
00:47:24I want that bag.
00:47:27Find it,
00:47:29so you won't regret it.
00:47:30Right?
00:47:36Take this.
00:47:37Give it to him with the drinks.
00:47:38Okay?
00:47:52Come on.
00:48:22Come on.
00:48:43Layla, come in.
00:48:46Why was that guy hassling you?
00:48:53Your friends
00:48:55will not interrupt us?
00:48:56I'm all yours for the next two hours.
00:49:00Wow.
00:49:02So,
00:49:03I'm only working two hours.
00:49:05Come on, it is the European Cup final.
00:49:08Tommy,
00:49:10I'm only teasing you.
00:49:12Well, keep it up because you're doing a great job.
00:49:23Come on.
00:49:30To celebrate new friends.
00:49:33And also,
00:49:35Liverpool winning the Cup.
00:49:37Double celebration.
00:49:39I'll drink to that.
00:49:53Wow.
00:50:01Wow.
00:50:23Come on.
00:50:34Come on, come on.
00:50:38Come on, come on.
00:50:42Let's do it.
00:50:52Let's do it.
00:51:23Come on, come on.
00:51:25Come on, come on.
00:51:27Come on, come on.
00:51:29Come on, come on.
00:51:31Come on, come on.
00:51:33Come on, come on.
00:51:35Come on, come on.
00:51:37Come on, come on.
00:51:39Come on, come on.
00:51:41Come on, come on.
00:51:43Come on, come on.
00:51:45Come on, come on.
00:51:47Come on, come on.
00:51:49Come on, come on.
00:51:50Come on, come on.
00:51:52Come on, come on.
00:51:54Let's do it.
00:52:15One thing, Leyla.
00:52:16What?
00:52:17You don't fancy any footballers, do you?
00:52:19No.
00:52:20God, for that.
00:52:50TICKETS
00:52:56Tickets, come on.
00:52:57There's no more tickets.
00:52:58I know.
00:52:59I know.
00:53:00Tickets, please.
00:53:01There's only one now.
00:53:02John, we're not going to get in one.
00:53:04Absolute nightmare.
00:53:09Would you like to buy tickets?
00:53:11Listen, let me deal with this, all right?
00:53:15This cost?
00:53:16I'll give you $400 for both.
00:53:18Eight hundred.
00:53:20Just give him a dollar.
00:53:21Eight hundred dollars?
00:53:22Well, we're not planning on going to States, are we?
00:53:35We're going in.
00:53:40Police.
00:53:41Come.
00:53:42Come this way.
00:53:43Come, come, come.
00:53:44You two, this way.
00:53:46What?
00:53:47Hurry.
00:53:48John, what have I done?
00:53:49Hey, don't break that camera.
00:54:03I've got some turf for Tommy's collection.
00:54:05He should be here by now.
00:54:06Well, he will be here.
00:54:07Marilyn Monroe couldn't keep him away from all this.
00:54:16Hello?
00:54:21Hola.
00:54:22We got through to Zabby Alonso.
00:54:24Leave message for my amigo, Tommy.
00:54:46This is how it should be.
00:54:48Two of the greatest names in European Cup history
00:54:52contesting the Showpiece Final
00:54:54at the end of another Champions League season.
00:54:59I know who's in there.
00:55:01Please be done.
00:55:04Be quiet!
00:55:15Be quiet!
00:55:38Leila, what did we get up to?
00:55:45The merch!
00:55:47It's nearly half time!
00:56:01Hang on, what's going on here?
00:56:03Why do you pretend you don't know?
00:56:07I thought I was your ship.
00:56:10Who would care for a man who wear pants like these?
00:56:13They're not mine, they're Jerry's!
00:56:21How could a beautiful woman like you just
00:56:23throw your life away like this?
00:56:26Because I have no choice.
00:56:29Then I'll give you a choice.
00:56:33Start again.
00:56:35With me.
00:56:37Come to Liverpool.
00:56:40It's just like Istanbul, but the kebab zone is good.
00:56:44And Leila,
00:56:46whilst you're thinking about that,
00:56:50can you please move out of the way of the TV?
00:56:57Thanks.
00:57:07What does he mean, again?
00:57:09Well, if the first goal was a bit of a shock,
00:57:10the other two have been stunning.
00:57:11He's meaning the others?
00:57:12He is, he is.
00:57:14As Liverpool are all over feet,
00:57:16before half time.
00:57:19Untie me!
00:57:23We're 3-0 down, you crank!
00:57:26Your life is at stake,
00:57:27and all you can think about is football?
00:57:32This is not just football.
00:57:35This is the Champions League final.
00:57:39Listen.
00:57:48Can you hear them?
00:57:51That's the famous 12th man.
00:57:56We stick together.
00:58:09Liverpool.
00:58:11Liverpool.
00:58:13Liverpool.
00:58:16And you'll never walk
00:58:20Alone again.
00:58:23You'll never walk
00:58:26Alone again.
00:58:34OK, Tom.
00:58:35Tom, I will help you.
00:58:50The halftime scoreline is inescapable.
00:58:52Milan three, Liverpool nil.
00:58:57Joe?
00:58:59Joe?
00:59:00Where...
00:59:01What?
00:59:03Police station?
00:59:06Have you been charged?
00:59:10I'm on my way.
00:59:16What did it say?
00:59:17He's left. He's on his way.
00:59:19And yours?
00:59:24This is probably the time to get my butt.
00:59:27Hey, you should play for Liverpool.
00:59:30Your team has no biter.
00:59:32Hey!
00:59:34Be quiet, all of you.
00:59:49Hey, Romeo.
00:59:52Where is my money, man? Eat.
00:59:58Where is my money, man?
00:59:59Where is my money?
01:00:04Leyla.
01:00:05The blind man.
01:00:07Bring him to the chair.
01:00:10Call Üskü.
01:00:17Hey, you might help me, Joe.
01:00:18With the new piano you have.
01:00:24English partner.
01:00:27You exchange my money?
01:00:31Bitch.
01:00:33Tommy, Tommy.
01:00:34Tell them.
01:00:35Everything will be easier this way.
01:00:50What's your famous team?
01:00:53Being beaten as I got you up.
01:00:58Three nil down.
01:01:00Our money gone.
01:01:01There's nothing you can do to it.
01:01:06It's a good effort.
01:01:10Give, give.
01:01:17Big Turkish fingers.
01:01:21Gerrard.
01:01:24Xabi Alonso.
01:01:26Gerrard away.
01:01:28Wait.
01:01:31What are you saying?
01:01:33What are you saying?
01:01:35Pass it to Stevie.
01:01:37Pass it to Stevie.
01:01:38Pass it to Stevie.
01:01:40He's passed it to Stevie.
01:01:42It was Gerrard.
01:01:44Hello.
01:01:48Yes.
01:01:49Stevie.
01:01:51Steve and Gerrard gets hope for all the many thousands.
01:01:55Gerrard.
01:01:58Stevie's gone.
01:01:59Stevie's gone.
01:02:00You're a dead Stevie.
01:02:02You're a dead Stevie.
01:02:03He's gone.
01:02:04Yes.
01:02:05There's only one Stevie Gerrard.
01:02:08There's only one Stevie Gerrard.
01:02:10Hold on.
01:02:11This could be some ride.
01:02:12You never know with Liverpool.
01:02:14Good moving again.
01:02:15Good link.
01:02:16Xabi Alonso.
01:02:17Palmer.
01:02:18It's amazing.
01:02:19It's amazing.
01:02:21Hit by Smica.
01:02:22It's in.
01:02:23Yes.
01:02:25Yes.
01:02:28Never say die, Redmen.
01:02:30Never.
01:02:31Never say die.
01:02:36I am watching.
01:02:56Oh.
01:03:04Speak.
01:03:06Look.
01:03:07I'll tell you.
01:03:08I'll tell you everything if you just...
01:03:13I...
01:03:17If what, my friend?
01:03:18If what?
01:03:24If you just untie me and let me watch the football.
01:03:36Now tell me.
01:03:37Where is my money?
01:03:40Jerry's got it there.
01:03:42The stadium.
01:03:43Those skids it is.
01:03:46Flashbacks.
01:03:48How did we get him here?
01:03:57Xabi.
01:03:58Xabi, where are you, man?
01:03:59I got a bit tied up.
01:04:00I've had to leave.
01:04:01I've had to leave the match, man.
01:04:02The kids are...
01:04:03Do you know the score, mate?
01:04:04The lads are at...
01:04:05It's 3-2.
01:04:07What?
01:04:08It's 3-friggin-2.
01:04:10One more goal and it's extra time.
01:04:14Jerry, Jerry.
01:04:15Hang on.
01:04:16Hang on.
01:04:21Hang on, it's a penalty?
01:04:23Step up Xabi Alonso with a chance to equalise.
01:04:27Yes, equalise for Liverpool.
01:04:30Tommy.
01:04:31Tommy.
01:04:33Tommy.
01:04:34What's happening?
01:04:36Hello?
01:04:37Tommy.
01:04:38Tommy, what's going on?
01:04:42Tommy.
01:04:43Tommy, what's going on, man?
01:04:45All said by Dina Xabi Alonso.
01:04:47How rich an impossible is accomplished.
01:04:53Hello?
01:04:55Hello?
01:04:57Hello?
01:04:58Tommy.
01:05:00Tommy, hello?
01:05:02Hello, what's happening?
01:05:03Tommy, what's happening?
01:05:05Hello?
01:05:06Hello, Tommy, what's happening?
01:05:09Jerry.
01:05:11Stop it.
01:05:12It's 3-3.
01:05:14It's in.
01:05:153-3.
01:05:16The...
01:05:17Yes!
01:05:22Come on, Jerry, it's back on.
01:05:24Xabi Alonso, and guess what?
01:05:27Liverpool scored three goals in 5 minutes and 55 seconds.
01:05:30It's a five, Jerry, it's a five.
01:05:34Oh, and one other thing.
01:05:35Have you got the money?
01:05:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got it here, man.
01:05:39Brilliant, brilliant.
01:05:40Well, bring it to the hotel now.
01:05:42Yeah, well, tell the driver to hurry up
01:05:43because it's all gone Yoko Ono on me.
01:05:48It's in the taxi.
01:05:49The money's on its way.
01:05:50What more do you want?
01:05:53It's OK, Rolip.
01:05:54We'll land him over if...
01:05:55No, I don't think so.
01:05:56He doesn't have a child.
01:06:01Come on, mate.
01:06:02Get a move on.
01:06:03Change lanes.
01:06:06Istanbul traffic.
01:06:07No way through.
01:06:08No way.
01:06:09Then I know what I've got to do.
01:06:17Oh, no.
01:06:24Oh, no.
01:06:35Oh, no.
01:06:40Wait.
01:06:42Somebody top me up on my way.
01:06:47Oh, no.
01:07:01Hey.
01:07:02Your friend.
01:07:04He takes so long.
01:07:05It's not your own fault for building the ground
01:07:07friggin' miles away.
01:07:17I'll kill you.
01:07:18Stop, stop.
01:07:19Go.
01:07:20I'll kill you.
01:07:34Hal.
01:07:35Halis.
01:07:36Shh.
01:07:45No fun tricks, huh?
01:07:47Come on.
01:07:53Jerry?
01:07:55What do you hope I'm missing, the gate?
01:08:04I'm a deadweight.
01:08:05You're going nowhere, son.
01:08:15Come on.
01:08:17Hello?
01:08:18I've got a cooler here.
01:08:19Come on.
01:08:20Hey.
01:08:41Sorry.
01:08:48What the hell?
01:08:49This is not mine.
01:08:50These are Jerry's.
01:08:52Bring it back.
01:09:09What have I done, mate?
01:09:10I risked everything for a lousy bag of money.
01:09:13And we missed the match.
01:09:17I thought I was the one who was supposed to be handcuffed to the bed.
01:09:21I'm sorry, mate.
01:09:23Forgive me.
01:09:34Hey.
01:09:47Come on.
01:10:08I don't like this, Jerry.
01:10:10This is stir-crazy.
01:10:17Keep going.
01:10:18Keep going.
01:10:19Keep going.
01:10:20Keep going.
01:10:21Keep going.
01:10:22Keep going.
01:10:23Keep going.
01:10:24Keep going.
01:10:26All right, lads.
01:10:27Keep your hair on.
01:10:28Stop, stop.
01:10:29Shh.
01:10:30One more song.
01:10:31This is from me Dad, Tommy.
01:10:32And here's Dad, Jerry.
01:10:34Two Liverpool legends.
01:10:36Na na na na na na na na na na
01:10:40Na na
01:10:42Na na na na na na na na na
01:10:46I'm the fifth part of the journey
01:10:50We had no goal to go
01:10:53They'd be rising debts from stupid bets and the taxis were going slow
01:11:00Tommy and Jerry could have given up but that's not what makes them tick
01:11:06Tommy broke up Jerry wore all these now we're sitting in a Turkish Nick
01:11:11You see we went to Istanbul for a football game and now we're all praying for bail a bag of money
01:11:19Has got me telling a tale of how we all ended up in a day to your jail
01:11:36That's all I've got so far
01:11:41Oh
01:11:48Are you all right?
01:11:50What are you so hungry?
01:11:52Sorry, Jamie. I messed up. I'd let you down, but you never let me down dad
01:11:57Hey, what you take over that pub with one song?
01:12:00Had a clap and couldn't have done better
01:12:03and then the way you held court on that rooftop, but
01:12:05I'll get it no
01:12:08Get what?
01:12:09Football players get all the dough and all the glory. There's a play I'm more important
01:12:15Yeah, you dad and Jerry
01:12:20all of us the supporters
01:12:2412th man
01:12:28Proud of us
01:12:33And Joseph you should be proud of your dad's roommate he saved the policeman's life
01:12:40Oh
01:12:45Come on how's your song end? Don't we have to be?
01:12:54Oh
01:12:57No, we're not rich now listen to me
01:13:01The money never came and we never spoke. I'm running with the cufflinks. Bye. Bye
01:13:09I
01:13:18Hope the bleeding dog
01:13:22Also gone wrong gonna something he stumble you're joking no, I'm not joking aren't you golf balls have cocked it up
01:13:28I've any we've got to get off. Oh my god
01:13:30We
01:13:37Know everything the UK police have been informed, but we don't have need for this piece of evidence
01:13:45Yours I believe
01:13:50Underpants
01:14:01I
01:14:02Saw this for a game of soldiers
01:14:04You see Midnight Express
01:14:07Whatever you plan and just do it to me, right? I mean this lot of them nothing wrong
01:14:16This way
01:14:30You
01:14:34Want to watch your final yes
01:14:40Yes officer
01:14:45Enjoy your game switch off the TV when you leave
01:14:53That's still too old
01:15:00It's penalties
01:15:11If one of the greatest football stories of all time
01:15:20It's tattoo of fantasy island bass bass a great comedy bus
01:15:25Here we go fingers crossed
01:15:45Get me on the next play that'll be a pass
01:15:47I'm going to turn to their German. Come on the Kaiser
01:16:17I'm locked on you. All right
01:16:40Say he's got a chance here to give them for a two-goal advantage
01:16:43Come on
01:16:58Keep calm
01:17:05It's gonna miss
01:17:13I
01:17:20Know
01:17:24Chucky
01:17:29Like the case of Chucky
01:17:31No more misses in the cars
01:17:34I'll tell you what though Jerry. I wish you still have these bags on
01:17:43Oh
01:18:13Come on
01:18:21You know, well dad
01:18:31What it means is that Andre Shevchenko must score
01:18:44I
01:18:49Will be no second chances if Shevchenko misses
01:18:55Come on
01:18:57Save it save it
01:19:00Please
01:19:01please
01:19:02please
01:19:04Listen got a football
01:19:07Help me one last time
01:19:10And I will never ever ask again not for me
01:19:17The Jamie
01:19:19Not for me
01:19:22For me dad
01:19:39Oh
01:20:09No
01:20:17Very much looking
01:20:23I don't know what the body stamp. I'll never even be
01:20:39I
01:20:50Said here you go
01:20:52The greatest comeback of them all and as the players lifted all big ears winners medals around the necks
01:20:58Me and Joe knew what we should do. We scream together the last of our money got our dad some medals of their own
01:21:04And they've been wearing them ever since
01:21:07And though I might not have made it into the stadium, I'll never forget that day where I was all the people I was with
01:21:20On the last part of the journey
01:21:23We were heading home on the bus
01:21:27We won big is four times before so now we're keeping in the good
01:21:33So, let's raise a beer to the
01:21:37the players and
01:21:40The master plan was our 12th man and Jerry's lucky under
01:21:47You see we went to Istanbul for a football game where destiny called us again
01:21:54Three meal down the whole world
01:22:03No
01:22:33Thank you so much.