Mugsy's Girls (1984) - Full Movie

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00:00:41I'm not a lady who's stubborn as he may
00:00:45I'm a lady who's stubborn as stone
00:00:49I'm a lady who'll be waiting at your window
00:00:53And I don't mind waiting all night long
00:00:57I'm a lady with love so easy
00:01:00For such a sweet little man
00:01:03And I could hold you tonight, but I'll let you go
00:01:07I ain't gonna say the name to you
00:01:09For the lady I am
00:01:13I'm not a lady with lovers as lazy
00:01:17I'm not one of those people
00:01:21I'm a lady hoping I can unite me
00:01:24Why, I'm a walking woman who's been around
00:01:28And Lord, you know that I got the time
00:01:31For such a sweet little man
00:01:35And I could wait for the rest
00:01:37If you'll give me your best
00:01:39When you play the next tune
00:01:41For the lady I am
00:01:43Oh, honey
00:01:46For such a sweet little man
00:01:50Come on now, give him to me
00:01:53Cause I'm a walking woman who's been around
00:01:57And Lord, you know that I got the time
00:02:00For such a sweet little man
00:02:04And I could do you up tight
00:02:06If you're gonna show me right
00:02:08When you play the next one
00:02:10For the lady I am
00:02:12Oh, honey
00:02:17For such a sweet little man
00:02:21And I could do you up tight
00:02:23If you're gonna show me right
00:02:25Look, oh my God
00:02:53Can you believe they would do something like this?
00:02:57I wish the Dean would throw them off this campus
00:02:59What are they doing?
00:03:00They're messing up this whole block
00:03:02They are degrading to women
00:03:04Oh, they're...
00:03:05Oh, I can't even think of a word bad enough to call them
00:03:08I think that's...
00:03:10Totally unthinkable
00:03:18Hey guys, breakfast is almost ready
00:03:22Oh, God, how can you talk of food?
00:03:26My mouth tastes like an ashtray
00:03:36Morning, fellow paupers
00:03:39Guess we didn't make too much money last night, huh?
00:03:42Are you kidding?
00:03:43After Benzotti took his cut, we made $166
00:03:47That won't even pay our phone bill this month
00:03:51Our major should be deficit finance
00:03:54Well, like they say, it's hard to mix pleasure and business
00:04:02Hey, Jackie, your daddy's rich
00:04:05What's the chance of him loaning the house some money?
00:04:07About as much chance as we all have of graduating
00:04:10Well, but it wouldn't be mad money
00:04:12It's for our sorority's survival
00:04:14And what makes you think my father wants to see Delta Pi survive?
00:04:18I think staying here is the reason I'm cut off
00:04:23Oh, hello, lover boy
00:04:26Good morning
00:04:28How are things in Never Never Land?
00:04:30Oh, incredible
00:04:32There's a whole universe right inside our heads
00:04:35That may be the only place we have left to live
00:04:38When Benzotti doesn't get our check in the mail
00:04:40Look it, we've got to make some money and real quick
00:04:43Check this out
00:04:44Mud wrestlers need it
00:04:46Big bucks for pretty, sexy girls
00:04:49Short hours, no experience necessary
00:04:52International classic promotions ask for Sean or Lane
00:04:56What a great idea
00:04:58A mud wrestler?
00:05:00Wouldn't that just blow my old daddy's status-conscious mind?
00:05:05That'll teach him to cut off his little girl
00:05:07Monica, I don't know how you talked me into joining this sorority
00:05:12Some best friend
00:05:14Oh, come on, Karen
00:05:16Where's your old Delta Pi spirit?
00:05:18I just want to find a good man to marry
00:05:21Why, this could be the beginning of the new Delta Pi
00:05:24We'll put on our own show
00:05:26And instead of using mud, we use whipped cream or something like that
00:05:31And we'll call it the Fantasy Wrestlers
00:05:37God, the rats will love it
00:05:40Oh, what about our house mother?
00:05:43You're right
00:05:44Mugs has been getting crazy lately
00:05:47We've got to find a way to get her out of the house
00:05:49Fix her a couple of martinis out on a handle
00:05:52Oh, yeah, she's still out cold somewhere from last night's soiree
00:05:58That's not nice
00:06:00Well, let's take her to the movies
00:06:02She likes the movies
00:06:03Oh, what's the difference?
00:06:05She never remembers anything she sees anyway
00:06:07Monica, get serious
00:06:09There's only six of us
00:06:10Six of us? How are we going to organize everything in time?
00:06:13Oh, come on, old pal
00:06:15We are a bunch of resourceful girls
00:06:18Desperate is more like it
00:06:23I might have been a little bummed last night, but I, uh...
00:06:26Oh, yeah, I sure remember that one of you little ladies
00:06:29Oh, yes, some kind of wildcat
00:06:37I swear to God
00:06:40You sure you weren't smoking one of Magic's funny cigarettes?
00:06:45Ooh, maybe he found one of my mousetraps
00:06:49What he found, little sisters, is a real woman
00:06:53Hey, that's my new nightgown
00:07:00Oh, my God
00:07:03Looks like wine isn't the only thing that grows good with age, huh, Stan?
00:07:09If you guys say anything about this to anybody, I swear I'll kill you
00:07:13Twenty bucks, a little volunteer work, and our lips are sealed
00:07:33Oh, my God
00:07:36We'll have to get together again sometime, Screamer
00:07:42Screamer!
00:07:44Oh, my God
00:08:14Oh, my God
00:08:39You want a ticket?
00:08:40Uh, no
00:08:41Where's his illustration?
00:09:01Where'd you go with that card? Bring that card back
00:09:12Oh, my God
00:09:14Hi, sweetheart
00:09:16Oh, my God
00:09:20Oh, look at you, guys
00:09:23Oh, here
00:09:24Oh
00:09:25You want that?
00:09:26Look at him, right in the water
00:09:30Make big waves
00:09:33Wow, this is great
00:09:36Have a nice day, little girl
00:09:42Are you ready to party?
00:09:47How's everybody feeling today?
00:09:51Are you ready to party?
00:09:55Are you stoked?
00:09:58Are you confident?
00:10:01Listen, we're gonna have a great show here today, and I want to thank you all for coming
00:10:08Mommy, we haven't even seen the girls yet
00:10:10Down, Fido
00:10:18Dad
00:10:19Hey, Karen, you better not let T-Pup see you in that outfit, he'll be in heat for a week
00:10:23Leave me alone
00:10:24Did you see all those people?
00:10:26Yeah, I know, isn't it great?
00:10:28Just think of all the money we're gonna make
00:10:30Yeah, we might even be able to settle with Benzotti
00:10:34I just hope my poor parents don't find out
00:10:37Here we go, now for our first competitors
00:10:40And L.A.'s lovely ladies
00:10:42Lori Swisher
00:10:43Oh, we're gonna rise out of them
00:10:46Sharon Hiller
00:10:47Sergis
00:10:48Oh, my God, Sergis, here comes the world
00:10:53Oh, my God, oh, my God
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00:12:32Well, just circling the city can't be all that much fun next time try to remember where we're supposed to be going
00:12:40It's not often they get to
00:13:02I'm so glad you're home
00:13:23Hey, like I said, I need
00:13:251395 oh
00:13:27Well, we all got problems
00:13:30But asking for handouts isn't the answer it takes hard work if you want to survive in this world
00:13:37What's with the old lady?
00:13:49What did she escape from a mental hospital
00:13:57Oh
00:14:27Crazy
00:14:57Oh
00:15:12They might as well be selling their bodies out on the street
00:15:15I
00:15:18Should have never retired from the army, that's me
00:15:24Now
00:15:25Where would you ever find six crazies? We love you as much as we have
00:15:29I'll fix crazy loving me something you'd order go to the police station. Let me do
00:15:45Oh
00:16:15Oh
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00:17:15In the army services
00:17:27We're gonna be hearing your house
00:17:45Oh
00:18:09Nothing wrong with mugs that lady's got style
00:18:15Oh
00:18:45Oh
00:19:15Okay
00:19:24You're two months late on your loan and I've just come to collect ladies
00:19:29You ought to be stuffed in a hefty bag and dropped in the LA wash, you know, I'm against pollution Monica
00:19:34Maybe you forget you owe me over two thousand good us of a greenbacks. I think that requires a little
00:19:42Respect
00:19:43Thousand I was there when your landlord was evicting you now, wasn't I?
00:19:49I'm sure that you and me could make some
00:19:53Arrangement and just to help you girls pay off the interest charges. I mailed her the check this morning
00:20:02What do you take me for a dummy
00:20:05I'll seal off and attach bra
00:20:08Now how am I supposed to seal it off when you mail-order idiots only gave me one cork?
00:20:29Look out boys here comes trouble
00:20:34Hey, I'm losing my grip
00:21:04Pie the best sorority in the whole damn world
00:21:34Oh
00:22:04Oh
00:22:14Why don't you lift up your skirt let me give you
00:22:34Oh
00:23:00Slow down tiger
00:23:04She's doing it
00:23:14It's my turn
00:23:25Okay
00:23:28Go ahead
00:23:31Put it in
00:23:34What's wrong
00:23:36In
00:24:01It seems that your brain is the only thing
00:24:06That's
00:24:11My shame is the last thing you worried about
00:24:28Hey, all right
00:24:36Oh
00:24:48Hey
00:25:06I
00:25:28Don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of mugs hitting on all the crap. Oh, what's wrong Karen? You can't stand the competition
00:25:37Come on come on I raised $5. All right, we're good as money if you can't spend it
00:25:47Hi ladies girls made a little bit of pocket change I'd like a free trip to Vegas make some real cash
00:25:54Yep, the only investment on your part. It's a little bit of time talent beauty
00:26:04And who exactly are you man
00:26:06I'm Sean this my pal Lane. Hey, you're the guys at the end of newspaper
00:26:13International class of promotions, right? Yeah, that's it
00:26:15Now look, it's promotional gimmick and all you got to do is wrestle another six-girl team winner take all
00:26:23$100,000
00:26:30I'm hearing come on. We got the bus gassed up. We're ready to go. What if we lose?
00:26:35Come on we didn't come here to strike a deal with a bunch of losers
00:26:37Oh, so what you're saying is that if we don't win we don't get paid, right?
00:26:42Hey, if you don't win you lose a little bit of time. We're the ones that are out the bucks
00:26:46Yeah, the worst you guys get is a free trip to Vegas. Hey, we can also get our heads
00:26:52Okay, what's this bit just be 50
00:26:589010
00:27:01You
00:27:03Guys need a team a lot more than we need you
00:27:05Hey, come on. The one thing tinseltown is full of is pretty girls, honey and hustlers
00:27:11Like I said, what do we need you for cuz we're the ones that have to deal with the promoter
00:27:15And there are a lot of hustlers that had deals with the boys in Vegas that are now just a part of the Nevada Highway
00:27:27Okay, all right
00:27:316040 it's my final offer
00:27:58Okay hotshot
00:28:00Come on
00:28:25You really invented all this stuff lame it's lame not lame
00:28:28Oh, I'm sorry. Slick machine, anyway.
00:28:32Yeah, but what you really need back here is one of those vibrating shower heads.
00:28:37What kind of a field trip are we going on?
00:28:41There's nothing out there but a lot of sand and cactus.
00:28:45And these blasted bugs are going to eat us alive!
00:28:49Well, it's time to cruise on this voyage!
00:28:51Woo-hoo!
00:28:52All right! Party time!
00:28:56Yeah!
00:28:59No, no, not for me. I quit.
00:29:02Smoking's been doing very strange things to me lately.
00:29:06Well, then, how about a brownie? I made it with my own secret recipe.
00:29:10Oh, well, thanks. I don't mind if I do.
00:29:14Oh, boy, I want a brownie!
00:29:28Woo-hoo!
00:29:58Hey, those girls are going to Vegas, too!
00:30:11Vegas? That's where we're headed!
00:30:15Hey!
00:30:18Go around! Go around!
00:30:25Hey, who are those guys?
00:30:27I told you the promoter was going to replace us!
00:30:29Hey, come on, Lane, speed up! Man, don't let those guys pass us!
00:30:32I'm an inventor, not a miracle worker!
00:30:34What's going on?
00:30:36I thought you hustlers already had the deal.
00:30:45Get the hell off the lake! Get the hell off the lake! Get the hell off the lake!
00:30:57Come on!
00:31:01Come on, suckers!
00:31:21This is bullshit!
00:31:23What kind of gaming are you two playing?
00:31:25Look, I don't know what's going on, either. I got no reason to lie to you.
00:31:32There's no way we're going to dig this out in time.
00:31:34Whoever that guy is, he's trying to move in on our deal.
00:31:37Aw, Sean, we're always a day late and a dollar short.
00:31:47Hey, does that thing you built really fly?
00:31:49Well, according to my calculations, it might.
00:31:51Are you crazy? That thing's nothing but a pile of scrap.
00:31:59Hey, partner, you sure you don't want me to go?
00:32:01If anything ever happened to you, I'd never forgive myself.
00:32:03Aw, what a buddy, but you can't fly, either.
00:32:05Besides, if this doesn't work, those girls in that old broad will probably kill you.
00:32:21Oh, shit!
00:32:51Oh, shit!
00:33:21Oh, shit!
00:33:41So long, suckers!
00:33:48Las Vegas, here we come!
00:33:52Las Vegas, here we come!
00:34:06Slow down!
00:34:07Hey!
00:34:08Let her ride!
00:34:10Come on, slow down!
00:34:11Give us a ride, we need a ride!
00:34:22What the hell was that?
00:34:24Oh, shit!
00:34:51Oh, shit!
00:35:21Oh, shit!
00:35:51Oh, shit!
00:36:07Get out of the way!
00:36:12Oh, shit!
00:36:22Oh, shit!
00:36:27Is he alright? Is he okay? Is he alright?
00:36:35It's a pilot hole!
00:36:40It's a big airplane, and when he came by, I thought he was gonna kill me!
00:36:44And I just roll off my ramp, and I start swimming, you know, and then, pa-pow!
00:36:52Hey, kids, you do make a hell of an entrance.
00:36:56Sorry, my fighters are stranded on the edge of town.
00:37:00I was just worried you guys would replace us.
00:37:03Cupcake and I were just talking.
00:37:06Fast-talking kid like you could pick up a team anywhere.
00:37:09Hey, my word is good.
00:37:11You don't know how much this means to these girls.
00:37:14I mean, they've been training like crazy.
00:37:16They even fought a warm-up match at the university they attend.
00:37:19Hey, this ought to be a hell of a match, Cupcake.
00:37:23I see here where your competition has just arrived.
00:37:28The Nevadanasties.
00:37:31Would you like to say hello to them?
00:37:33Nevadanasties, huh?
00:37:35And they're real soloses.
00:37:39Well, uh, I'm sure the girls will be just thrilled.
00:37:45Let's understand one thing, kid.
00:37:47This is my show.
00:37:50Don't be funny.
00:37:52You might just wind up at the bottom of Hoover Dam.
00:37:55Without any scuba gear.
00:38:00Capisce?
00:38:03Don't worry about me, fellas.
00:38:05Smart kid.
00:38:17Keep it going! Keep it going!
00:38:21Phew, last part was tough.
00:38:26Look at that guy!
00:38:31What is he doing?
00:38:32Run!
00:38:33We're here! We're here!
00:38:35Yeah!
00:38:43Come on! Come on!
00:38:44Right here!
00:38:48Whee!
00:38:50What is this?
00:39:09What the hell is here?
00:39:11That's it!
00:39:13We're here!
00:39:15Monica! Larry!
00:39:21The tow truck radioed back that they couldn't find you.
00:39:23And why? Because you guys are too damn busy partying.
00:39:26What are you talking about?
00:39:27The guy was good enough to pull us out and tow us all the way here.
00:39:30What's the matter with you?
00:39:31I think someone's jealous.
00:39:34Oh, bullshit. This is business, honey.
00:39:37Where's Lane?
00:39:39He's in the bus, resting his eyes.
00:39:42Mugs he'd roll.
00:39:46Fine.
00:39:55Care for a bite?
00:40:08Come on!
00:40:26Some team.
00:40:28What a bunch of losers.
00:40:32Ha ha ha ha!
00:40:36Magic was smoking a joint.
00:40:38Sharon can't keep her hands off the slots.
00:40:40Lori can't keep her hands to herself.
00:40:42And we have to carry Mugs and Lane to their rooms.
00:40:44So we celebrated a little bit too much.
00:40:47It's our first night in Vegas.
00:40:49Look, I know better than to ask you to start getting the girls to start training.
00:40:54But how about you just keep them out of trouble for a while, huh?
00:40:57I mean, the promoters do not have a good sense of humor here.
00:41:00Hey, neither do I.
00:41:01We were told all the arrangements were made when we left L.A.
00:41:06Well, uh, they were.
00:41:11The team that sideswiped us today is the team we have to fight.
00:41:16You mean, I've got to fight those Queen Kongs?
00:41:21You guys are real gems.
00:41:23You didn't tell us we were going to be freak fighting.
00:41:27I saw the other team for the first time today, too, you know.
00:41:30I mean, quit treating me like I'm some mercenary or something, would you?
00:41:37Jeez.
00:41:39He's even more high-strung than you can.
00:41:51Boy, I feel lucky tonight.
00:41:52Did you feel electricity in the casino?
00:41:54Yeah, and I saw some cute cowboys with some big wads.
00:42:14Kitty, kitty.
00:42:16Kitty, kitty.
00:42:19Kitty.
00:42:24Kitty, kitty.
00:42:33Woo!
00:42:34I'm going!
00:42:36Woo!
00:42:37What's that?
00:42:38Red sheep!
00:42:39Woo-hoo!
00:42:48I'm going!
00:42:49I'm going!
00:42:50I'm going!
00:42:51I'm going!
00:43:13Hey, Dicky, how are you doing?
00:43:15Good, Sharon. How are you?
00:43:17You don't know each other?
00:43:19Sure, Dickie's gonna do a story about us in the newspaper.
00:43:23Oh, well, I only work for the paper.
00:43:25I'm doing an article on the fight,
00:43:27and I thought it would be very interesting if I featured the Delta Pi Girls.
00:43:30Sure, you know, work on some dirty magazines or something.
00:43:35Oh, Mugs, come on, look at him, he's harmless.
00:43:41Yeah, they're the ones you can't trust.
00:43:50The Delta Pi Girls
00:44:08We are the proud girls of Delta Pi
00:44:11Our strength may be low, but our spirit up high
00:44:15Reading, writing, and music
00:44:18We're good for our butts, but we need our kicks
00:44:45We are the Delta Pi Girls
00:44:58We are the Delta Pi Girls
00:45:04We are the Delta Pi Girls
00:45:15We are the Delta Pi Girls
00:45:24Well, that little group of yours really gave us a going about last night.
00:45:35What can I say? You know, they're a little excited.
00:45:38They've never been to Las Vegas.
00:45:40Oh, why don't you tell the Maxim Hotel that.
00:45:43They're just about ready to cancel my whole event.
00:45:46You know, kids, you're lucky as hell with this sorority thing.
00:45:49It's got us a lot of press.
00:45:50You know, that's right.
00:45:51I heard the bettors were picking us as the favorites.
00:45:54Oh, well, I did drop the word that you were ringers in L.A.
00:46:01Hey, kid, come on.
00:46:03You and I both know you ain't got a snowball's chance in hell.
00:46:08What do you mean?
00:46:09Well, I've decided.
00:46:12I'm going to give you kids a $5,000 consolation prize.
00:46:18Now, you just have the girls put on a good show.
00:46:22And then go happily home with a second place winner.
00:46:25You're asking me to throw the fight.
00:46:29I'm not asking.
00:46:31Little kid, I'm betting your $5,000 on the Nevada Nasties at 3 to 1.
00:46:37That is 15 big ones.
00:46:39Think about it.
00:46:41That wasn't our deal.
00:46:43You don't understand.
00:46:44Those girls trusted me.
00:46:45I don't give a shit about all this competition, Angle.
00:46:49Hey, kid, take a look out there.
00:46:51That is Las Vegas, not Madison Square Garden.
00:46:56I'm a promoter.
00:46:57I'm a gambler.
00:46:59Everybody knows wrestling is fixed.
00:47:04Think about it, kid.
00:47:05Think about it, kid.
00:47:14Look, you guys, $15,000 for coasting your way through an all-expense paid trip to Las Vegas is not that bad.
00:47:19Yeah, our share would be $9,000.
00:47:22We could square things off with Benzotti and prepay our rent for the next six months.
00:47:27What they're asking us to do is throw the fight.
00:47:30Yeah, to a bunch of real douchebags.
00:47:33Oh, sons of bitches.
00:47:35A swift kick in the ass is what they need.
00:47:37What fights?
00:47:38Are you all crazy?
00:47:40Those other girls are animals.
00:47:42I bet they feed them raw meat for breakfast.
00:47:45We came here to win.
00:47:47If we lose, the hotel will never know the difference anyway.
00:47:49And we still collect the $15,000.
00:47:52If we win, they have to pay us.
00:47:55The hotel couldn't stand the bad press of welching on a bunch of sorority girls.
00:48:00Oh, my God.
00:48:02We're going to be sprouting cactus in the middle of the desert.
00:48:06Don't you see, with our cut of $100,000, we can easily pay off Benzotti.
00:48:10And maybe even put a down payment on our house.
00:48:13All right, no more first of the month blues.
00:48:15Delta Pi owning its own house.
00:48:20Let's go for it, whatever it is.
00:48:28Move it.
00:48:29Lift the legs.
00:48:30Hubba hubba.
00:48:32Big game today.
00:48:35Get a spring into your legs for those jump shots.
00:48:41Keep those pats in there.
00:48:43Move.
00:48:48Come on, now.
00:48:49Get down, chicken.
00:48:51Get those juices flowing again.
00:48:53Mark, I can't.
00:48:55Besides, I should be taking pictures of this.
00:48:59Jump, jump.
00:49:01Reach the sky.
00:49:04Get up.
00:49:06She's flipped her switch.
00:49:08I think we've unleashed a monster.
00:49:11Oh, God.
00:49:15Come on, now.
00:49:16Come on.
00:49:17Get ready.
00:49:22Hey, Gary.
00:49:24He looks swell.
00:49:26Get in the Delta Pi.
00:49:28Nobody's higher than Delta Pi.
00:49:31Come on.
00:49:32Easy.
00:49:33Fine.
00:49:34My job.
00:49:41We're the girls of Delta Pi.
00:49:44Come on.
00:49:56Come on.
00:50:16One, two. One, two.
00:50:18Legs up. Legs up.
00:50:19Back straight.
00:50:20Oh, you look very sexy.
00:50:23Get tough, girls. Get tough.
00:50:25Come on, slow down.
00:50:27You pay attention.
00:50:29You pay attention.
00:50:32Come on, keep dancing.
00:50:34Slow down.
00:50:35You're going to wear us out.
00:50:36We've got a fight today.
00:50:45Damn pedestrians.
00:50:49One, two. One, two.
00:50:51Legs up. Legs up.
00:50:52Back straight.
00:50:55Very sexy. Very sexy.
00:50:57Nobody looks sexy.
00:50:59Fall in love.
00:51:00And get tough.
00:51:02All right. All right.
00:51:03Come along here.
00:51:04Come along here.
00:51:06There's the girls of the world.
00:51:08One, two.
00:51:09Hurry up. Hurry up.
00:51:10Oh, yeah. I'm silly.
00:51:11Don't be so tired.
00:51:14Oh, feels good.
00:51:15Nice fresh air.
00:51:16Got a lot of fresh air.
00:51:17Got a lot of fresh air.
00:51:19What?
00:51:20Well, a good vitamin B in calves' liver shot.
00:51:22Some bee pollen.
00:51:25We'll get your adrenaline rushing.
00:51:27Oh, yeah.
00:51:28That's going to loosen you up.
00:51:30You're going to be ready.
00:51:31Oh, boy.
00:51:32Muscle.
00:51:33That's what you get.
00:51:38Oh, boy.
00:51:39I smell a double cross here.
00:51:41I called for the enforcer.
00:51:44We're going to pull out all the stops.
00:51:46Them college kids ain't real smart.
00:51:48Cupcake, I want you to get put.
00:51:51And make sure everything is going my way.
00:51:54Otherwise, the big boys back east are going to have our asses.
00:51:57You got it, boss.
00:51:59And right after the fight,
00:52:01I don't care what you do to those two punks
00:52:03and their troupe of little merry men.
00:52:09What the hell was that?
00:52:11Was that a jackrabbit?
00:52:13Why don't you shut up?
00:52:15Jesus Christ.
00:52:17All he did was piss all over my boat.
00:52:19Calm down, boss. Calm down.
00:52:22Calm down. Calm down.
00:52:24Relax. Relax. Relax.
00:52:30What the hell?
00:52:33That's rabbit shit.
00:52:37I want that furry little bastard stuffed and put on my desk.
00:52:41And I'll be goddamned if Jackie North is going to take shit from anyone.
00:52:46Dookie, our enforcer better get here quick.
00:52:49Jackrabbit.
00:53:01Dookie's here.
00:53:05Listen, baby, why don't you do me a favor?
00:53:07You park the car out front.
00:53:09I want the ladies to know the party's back in town.
00:53:11Yes.
00:53:14And, uh, pal,
00:53:16be careful not to scratch the 16-coat lacquer paint job, will you?
00:53:20And don't let any ladies settle my horns this time.
00:53:28Hey, come on. It's not all that bad.
00:53:30If anything happens to Muggsy or the rest of the girls,
00:53:32I'll never forgive myself.
00:53:34I won't let anything happen, okay?
00:53:36You don't care what happens to us.
00:53:38All you guys care about is padding your own pockets.
00:53:40Look, I understand how you feel,
00:53:42but you're wrong.
00:53:44Lane and I have our last dime riding on this thing.
00:53:47Our landlord is preparing our eviction notice right now.
00:53:51And there's probably some Iranian loan shark
00:53:53putting out a reward on us all.
00:53:55What happened to all the money you girls made?
00:53:58We still came up a thousand short.
00:54:02So I thought I'd try my luck at the table.
00:54:07Listen, there'll be plenty of time for that after the fight.
00:54:12Besides, even if we don't win, we still make a bundle.
00:54:15You really do care what happens to us, don't you?
00:54:19I do.
00:54:21Hey, we're partners now, right?
00:54:34Wow, you're some kisser, Karen.
00:54:37And what do you expect when you just sweep me off my feet?
00:54:41I was nothing, Scarlet.
00:54:43A gentleman never lets a lady be depressed.
00:54:47Ah, that stupid electric toilet's overflowing again.
00:54:51I got it from a mail-order catalog.
00:54:54Karen!
00:54:56I didn't know you were into model rocketry.
00:54:58Wow, I've never seen a pink rocketry before.
00:55:05Hey, you win there, but I already...
00:55:07Come on, folks, don't quit me now!
00:55:10Let's go, guys!
00:55:14That was nice!
00:55:30Okay, let's let them all ride!
00:55:33Come on, Nancy!
00:55:36Please, don't...
00:55:38Come on, Magic!
00:55:40Come on, Magic, go!
00:55:44Damn!
00:55:46Go, go, now! New shooter coming down!
00:55:48Damn! Oh, shoot!
00:55:51God!
00:55:53Tough luck, girls.
00:55:55Oh, so what else is new?
00:55:57I'm Ashley Duke III, talent scout.
00:56:00And star maker.
00:56:02What do you girls say I get room service to rush a little of the bubbly up to my
00:56:07penthouse suite? We can have an intimate little card game, watch the sunrise, get a
00:56:12feel for each other's energies, and give you a chance to change your luck.
00:56:16No, I gotta find my rabbit. I got some great grass, sexy.
00:56:26How about the bucks? Darling, I got anything you need.
00:56:34All right, wait now, come back, feel that now, roll the dice now.
00:56:36All right, here you go again, here you go again, here you come back, feel that, eh?
00:56:39Lane, did you get some of the clothes out of the girls' suitcases?
00:56:42Yeah, and their luggage is already loaded on the bus.
00:56:44Great. Hey, look, make sure that thing's wired up in time, and get the ultralight ready to fly, would ya?
00:56:49Hey, Sean, do you really think we'll have to resort to this?
00:56:52Listen, pal, this is one card game we can't bluff ourselves out of.
00:57:07And I'll raise you 20.
00:57:13I think you're bluffing. Here's your 20.
00:57:19And I'll up you 20.
00:57:24Can't get blood out of a turnip, I'm out.
00:57:27A magic ring, are you in or not?
00:57:30Nah, these cards stink. I gotta go potty.
00:57:35You know what they say about champagne, you never really own it, just rent it.
00:57:40All right, I'll call four aces.
00:57:44I can't believe this.
00:57:47You're a pretty good poker player, Dr. Juice.
00:57:51Yeah, well, uh, wait till he gets those panties, and I bet he really starts playing poker.
00:57:56Ooh!
00:58:02Ooh!
00:58:16Oh, my God.
00:58:21Jacob!
00:58:26Oh, my baby, where have you been?
00:58:29Mama's missed you.
00:58:33Ooh, a suit.
00:58:36You little sweetheart.
00:58:41Magic trick cards.
00:58:46You've got to get down and party!
00:58:49Ow!
00:58:50Girls, this stuff is gonna knock your socks off.
00:58:53They already are off, dookers.
00:58:56Don't be a poor loser, baby.
00:58:58Mice, mice, come on.
00:59:00Oh, girls.
00:59:03I think there is something you should know.
00:59:06Dookers, you've been cheating.
00:59:09Girls, come on, let's talk this out.
00:59:11You know, it's just a little harmless fun.
00:59:13Oh, my God!
00:59:22Jacob, get him out of there!
00:59:28Look out!
00:59:44Oh, my God.
00:59:57Hey!
00:59:58Oh, my God!
00:59:59Yeah, dude, he's coming.
01:00:01That is cool, that's awesome!
01:00:14Oh, my God!
01:00:26That was just a game, I was just playing.
01:00:33Yeah, come on, let's go, Magic!
01:00:35We're the girls from Delta Pi.
01:00:37We're the girls from Delta Pi.
01:00:39Don't take shit from any guy.
01:00:41Don't take shit from any guy.
01:00:45Any guy there.
01:00:47Let's see.
01:00:50Dude, dude, dude.
01:00:51Ashley, you just cheat that poker.
01:00:53Ashley, you just cheat that poker.
01:00:55He is nothing but a horny joker.
01:00:57He is nothing but a horny joker.
01:00:59You're all crazy!
01:01:12Oh, my God!
01:01:15Oh, my God!
01:01:17Oh, my God!
01:01:42What the hell?
01:01:47Cut!
01:01:49No!
01:01:52Wow!
01:02:03Hey, you still owe me twenty bucks, what?
01:02:09You can't do this to me!
01:02:11I'm the enforcer!
01:02:13You're watching how you try to cheat us and throw us, dumb puke!
01:02:25You'll pay for this!
01:02:27Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Ringside at the beautiful Maxim Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada, where today we present the female mud wrestling championship of the world.
01:02:52100,000 big wins! No way we can lose!
01:02:58Hey, has anybody seen Karen?
01:03:02Yeah, I saw her about half an hour ago. She was sick to her stomach.
01:03:07Maybe she's in the ladies' room.
01:03:09Oh, I was sure I could get her.
01:03:10Oh, my God.
01:03:14For your information, fans, today...
01:03:17Look at him, he's found dead like this.
01:03:20...to make the wrestling conditions more...
01:03:24Why do I have to talk to you in these wild schemes?
01:03:27...will be in effect today regarding technical fouls.
01:03:32What he's trying to tell us is that there'll be fighting tonight.
01:03:35And five points will be awarded for pinning both shoulders of an opponent to the mat for three seconds.
01:03:44Oh, Sean, what a nice dress.
01:03:47Well, we need a disguise. There's bone breakers reliable to hold us hostile until this thing's over.
01:03:52I think you're kind of cute.
01:03:55From the Delta Pi sorority, Miss Laurie Swisher.
01:04:04And in the blue corner, we're going to have one of the better nasties, known as the mistress of pain and kink.
01:04:20Here's the mulling mummer.
01:04:34Ah!
01:04:36Ah!
01:04:38Ah!
01:04:40Ah!
01:04:42Ah!
01:04:44Ah!
01:04:46Ah!
01:04:48Ah!
01:04:50Ah!
01:04:52Ah!
01:04:54All right, take your positions.
01:04:57And at the bell, come out wrestling.
01:05:01Whoa!
01:05:03Ah!
01:05:05Ah!
01:05:07Ah!
01:05:09Ah!
01:05:19Ah!
01:05:24Ah!
01:05:26Ah!
01:05:27AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
01:05:57And to think that Husker had me believing he could beat that team of killers I had you put together in L.A.
01:06:05Maybe his bra decided to throw the fight there for him, huh?
01:06:07Well, they look pretty damn convincing to me.
01:06:10We didn't need to take any precautions.
01:06:14In the afternoon...
01:06:15That's way too fast!
01:06:17The sophisticated Jacqueline Rothschild III!
01:06:44And their opponent in the blue corner...
01:06:46One of the Nevada Menacees...
01:06:49Known as the wrestling cowgirl...
01:06:52Cactus Kelly!
01:07:02Where is the damn game I never watched?
01:07:05Hell, where should I taunt you girls with an underhand?
01:07:08Come on!
01:07:09You can't find carrots anywhere.
01:07:11Try to go where feet go on a wall.
01:07:13Aw, not carrots. You wouldn't let us down.
01:07:15Did I know she's a chicken, but she'd never clean on us.
01:07:18You don't even have enough clothes to win the consolation prize now.
01:07:20And now ladies, take your positions, and at the bell, come out wrestling!
01:07:41Yeah! Yeah!
01:08:12One...
01:08:16Two...
01:08:24Come on, come faster!
01:08:29Yeah!
01:08:30Yeah!
01:08:37Cactus Kelly, I knew you had it in you!
01:08:40I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
01:08:55And now, friends, let's please welcome...
01:08:58The young lady wrestling for Delta Pi's sorority...
01:09:01Their very own, irrepressible mystic lady...
01:09:06Magic!
01:09:11And her opponent, the woman of steel herself...
01:09:15Fame!
01:09:28And her opponent, the woman of steel herself...
01:09:33Ah, hey, it's wedding-breaking time!
01:09:52Come here, cutie pie, right here!
01:09:54Magic, you're gonna do it, you're gonna win!
01:09:58Kitty, kitty, come here! Catch this!
01:10:28I see you like that one. You just wait now and see what else we have in store for you.
01:10:44For the fearless leader of the Delta Pi girls, the lovable Monica!
01:10:58And her opponent, the well-endowed and appropriately named, Lone!
01:11:17I never knew courage could be so much fun!
01:11:31What an itching partner in the broads bean suit, huh?
01:11:34You rascal, you!
01:11:37Look at that!
01:11:40You're going to be beautiful, darling. You're going to be wonderful. I love you. Go!
01:11:52Bitch!
01:12:02Give me that! Give me that one!
01:12:10Watch it, girl. Watch it. Watch it. Be careful.
01:12:18Monica, look out! Get in! Your tennis rink daughter!
01:12:23One, two, three!
01:12:31Well, that's what I call getting real down and dirty.
01:12:38Looks to me like they're getting a shit kick.
01:12:47And now, fans, it's my pleasure to present to you Delta Pi Sorority's answer to Bruce Lee, the tenacious Sharon Sturgeon.
01:13:00Now presenting our very own exotic dragon lady!
01:13:30Oh, my God!
01:14:01No!
01:14:12No!
01:14:30No!
01:14:46Come on, Sharon! Get her!
01:14:49Come on!
01:14:59Oh, no!
01:15:04Come on! Come on!
01:15:10Yeah! Told you so!
01:15:20Yeah, just like a woman.
01:15:22Oh, they sure did. They sure did.
01:15:40It's just not like Karen. We sure have been through a lot to lose.
01:15:44Damn it, by default, those dogs.
01:15:47Now, look at it this way. A tattooed lady would probably just destroy Karen anyway.
01:15:52Hey, why isn't Charlotte Lane going? I mean, nobody's seen Karen anyway.
01:15:56Give me a break. It has to be a member of our sorority anyway.
01:16:00And now, fighting out of the red corner, one of Mugsy's girls, Karen Delley.
01:16:25Oh, no.
01:16:31Oh, no.
01:16:49And her opponent, one of the Nevada nasties, is Harold Taney.
01:17:00Ooh!
01:17:03I'll grab it. Break it off like this.
01:17:09I'm hungry.
01:17:11Ladies, take your positions and come out fighting at the bell.
01:17:22What the hell is that?
01:17:24You little pipsqueak. I'm gonna break you in two.
01:17:27I'm gonna lift you up and crush you down.
01:17:29You're gonna be nothing but a pile of mud by the time I get done with you.
01:17:33You may be up there. I'm down here.
01:17:35I'll get you where it hurts.
01:17:37Get in here. Come on. I'm waiting for you.
01:17:54Poor Mugsy.
01:17:57Oh!
01:18:00Ah!
01:18:25That's mean.
01:18:29Ah!
01:18:39Where did she go?
01:18:41One shot, Mugsy.
01:18:50One, two, three.
01:18:54The winning team, Mugsy's girls.
01:19:00Hmm.
01:19:02You get medium.
01:19:04Horser and heavy, bring the girl around back.
01:19:07Whoa!
01:19:09Get out of here.
01:19:15Hey, best dance time I had in 50 years.
01:19:21We're missing some people.
01:19:23Oh, Lin's gonna check around for Karen. He ought to catch up with us in a bit.
01:19:30Here comes trouble.
01:19:32Everyone stay in the bus.
01:19:49Why, that little creep.
01:19:52I knew we should have hung old Ashley Duke III by his neck.
01:19:57I know you wouldn't let us leave.
01:19:59Not without saying goodbye.
01:20:01The money, punk.
01:20:03I'm just about tired of playing with your group now.
01:20:05You should have put it to Mark, kid.
01:20:07Oh, I did.
01:20:09I did.
01:20:11One push of this little button here, pal,
01:20:13and that cute little sleek motorhome of yours goes sky high.
01:20:17I guess you expect us to believe that shit, huh?
01:20:19I don't lie.
01:20:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:20:25They've got Karen.
01:20:27Kidnapping a sobriety sister.
01:20:31Hiya, kid.
01:20:32You're a smart boy.
01:20:34I'll give you the girl back if you give me the money.
01:20:42Monica.
01:20:44Bring out the money.
01:20:46Keep Muggsy in the bus.
01:20:47Come on, Magic, help me with this.
01:20:50Good boy.
01:20:51And put it right over there, side the road, huh?
01:20:53And not let go of the girl.
01:20:55Oh, no, no, no.
01:20:56That's why you've got that gizmo in your hand.
01:20:58Now lay it down.
01:21:00Now!
01:21:13Now get back on the bus and turn it around and get out of here.
01:21:20Now!
01:21:43Holy shit.
01:21:44This is for Karen, you creep!
01:21:47Where's that girl?
01:21:50Where's that girl?
01:22:06Get the money!
01:22:11There's a TK take our money!
01:22:17TK!
01:22:18Go, buddy, go!
01:22:49Go!
01:23:10Here we go!
01:23:12Jesus, the detonator!
01:23:14Forget the damn money, come on!
01:23:17Get out of this motherfucker!
01:23:31Sons of bitches stole my money and then they blew up my goddamn motorhome!
01:23:36And forced on my ass!
01:23:39Oh, thanks a lot.
01:23:47That'll teach those boys at Gamma House to play with firecrackers.
01:24:18Stand and fight.
01:24:20They'll expect you to crawl, but the winner takes it all tonight.
01:24:26The winner takes it all tonight.
01:24:29Everything is gonna be alright.
01:24:32When the ice gets cold, you just can't give in,
01:24:36cause the winner takes it all tonight.
01:24:39The winner takes it all tonight.
01:24:44Impossible minds are made to be beaten
01:24:47when it looks like a certain defeat and no hope to be found.
01:24:52You gotta hold your ground, wrong or right.
01:24:56The bigger the fight, the harder they fall
01:24:58and the winner takes it all tonight.
01:25:02The winner takes it all tonight.
01:25:05Everything is gonna be alright.
01:25:09When the ice gets thin, you just can't give in,
01:25:12cause the winner takes it all tonight.
01:25:21Impossible minds are made to be beaten
01:25:24when it looks like a certain defeat and no hope to be found.
01:25:29You gotta hold your ground, wrong or right.
01:25:33The bigger the fight, the harder they fall
01:25:35and the winner takes it all tonight.
01:25:39The winner takes it all tonight.
01:25:42Everything is gonna be alright.
01:25:45When the ice gets thin, you just can't give in,
01:25:49cause the winner takes it all tonight.
01:25:54Tonight.
01:25:57Tonight.
01:26:00The winner takes it all tonight.
01:26:03Everything is gonna be alright.
01:26:06When the ice gets thin, you just can't give in,
01:26:10cause the winner takes it all tonight.
01:26:15Tonight.
01:26:18Tonight.
01:26:21The winner takes it all tonight.
01:26:24Everything is gonna be alright.
01:26:27When the ice gets thin, you just can't give in,
01:26:31cause the winner takes it all tonight.
01:26:35The bigger they come, the harder they fall.
01:26:39When you got your back to the wall, you got nothing to lose.
01:26:44Kick off your running shoes, stand and fight.
01:26:48They'll expect you to crawl, but the winner takes it all tonight.
01:26:54The winner takes it all tonight.
01:26:58Everything is gonna be alright.
01:27:01When the ice gets thin, you just can't give in,
01:27:04cause the winner takes it all tonight.
01:27:13Impossible odds are made to be beaten,
01:27:17when it looks like certainty, no hope to be found.
01:27:22You gotta hold your ground, wrong or right.
01:27:26The bigger they come, the harder they fall,
01:27:28and the winner takes it all tonight.
01:27:32The winner takes it all tonight.
01:27:35Everything is gonna be alright.
01:27:39When the ice gets thin, you just can't give in,
01:27:42cause the winner takes it all tonight.
01:27:47Tonight.
01:27:51Tonight.
01:27:54Tonight.
01:28:02Tonight.
01:28:06Tonight.