Careful What You Wish For 2015
Careful What You Wish For 2015
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00:00When you're a kid, you don't think about consequences, you're invincible.
00:11Of course, they tell you all kinds of things to scare you, nothing comes easy, there is
00:15no pleasure without pain.
00:19But there's something about the summer, the promise that anything can happen, and in my
00:25case...
00:26You got enough books there, Dougie?
00:38What?
00:39I said, you think you've got enough books there?
00:42You gotta get some sun, meet some girls.
00:45Good, thanks.
00:46You guys gonna be my social directors all summer?
00:49Yes.
00:50Something like that.
00:51Thanks, Mom.
00:52Yeah, you gotta live a little, Dougie.
00:53You got the rest of your life to be responsible.
00:55Ahoy, Martin!
00:56Speaking of social directors, looks like Carson beat us to the lake.
00:59I need your son Douglas for urgent work matters.
01:10Don't worry, I've already done some preliminary scouting, and I've gotta say, the talent down
01:15here this summer, it's ridiculous.
01:16Ridiculous.
01:17Yeah, it looks that way.
01:18You just gotta dive in.
01:19Dive in.
01:20I don't know.
01:21Man, look.
01:22Okay, say you get turned down nine out of ten times, do the math, you're still getting
01:27laid every week and a half.
01:28So, to get to the ten, we just gotta hurry up and get through our nine moves.
01:34Hey.
01:35There's one.
01:36See, odds don't actually work that way, Carson.
01:40Hey, don't geek out on me.
01:42Oh, I geek out.
01:44Yeah.
01:45Like the one time you explained to Tina Mingocci about series circuit resistance in physics?
01:51You know who doesn't know that?
01:53Girls weren't having sex with Doug.
01:55That's who.
01:56Hey.
01:57Hey.
01:58Maybe I shouldn't.
01:59Maybe I shouldn't hire him.
02:00I want to hear some real music.
02:01Come on, Jack, I got $20 in there.
02:02Come on, Jack.
02:05I could be down there arresting underage drinkers.
02:20That's more like it.
02:23Boo!
02:24New sheriff.
02:25Hey, Gordon.
02:26So nice of you to offer to buy a round for all of my diehard fans here.
02:31I didn't.
02:32You want them two parking tickets to go away?
02:39You throw in the third, you got yourself a deal.
02:45All right.
02:46Come on, folks.
02:47Look.
02:48Drinks on me.
02:49Let's go.
02:50Got a whiskey, Gordon.
02:51One, two.
02:52We gonna be on fire tonight.
02:55On fire tonight.
03:00Mm-hmm.
03:03The summer has officially commenced.
03:17Hey, I'm home.
03:29I'm home.
03:33You're very fortunate this property is available here.
03:56First year it's been on the market, gardeners included.
04:03Big.
04:04They feel very cozy inside.
04:05All friendly and state of the art.
04:07It's great.
04:08Watch your step.
04:09A real entertainer's delight.
04:10It's great.
04:11It's great.
04:12It's great.
04:13It's great.
04:14It's great.
04:15It's great.
04:16It's great.
04:17It's great.
04:18It's great.
04:19It's great.
04:20It's great.
04:21It's great.
04:22It's great.
04:23It's great.
04:24It's great.
04:25It's great.
04:26It's great.
04:27It's great.
04:28It's great.
04:29It's great.
04:30It's great.
04:31It's great.
04:32It's great.
04:33It's great.
04:34It's great.
04:36Great flood.
04:37Open kitchen.
04:40And the views to die for.
04:43You're humping the wrong leg, Richard.
04:48I stopped listening three houses ago.
04:51Oh.
04:54You've got lake access, private pier.
04:57You'd be hard pressed to find anything more peaceful.
05:05♪♪
05:11Coming.
05:13♪♪
05:17Okay.
05:19♪♪
05:23♪♪
05:30I knew you'd love it.
05:33That's the tactic.
05:34Show it last.
05:35♪♪
05:38Shall we, uh, take care of a little paperwork?
05:40Absolutely.
05:41Okay.
05:42♪♪
05:51♪♪
05:58♪♪
06:04It's just like your stupid molecular math books, man.
06:07There's a formula.
06:09You got to engage, and then you ignore.
06:11They come right to you.
06:12Watch out.
06:13Yeah, I've tried.
06:14That doesn't work for me, buddy.
06:16Well, you got the ignoring part down.
06:17You just never engage.
06:19You know how many chicks we're gonna meet this summer
06:21working at the rudder?
06:23Mucho.
06:25Right here?
06:26Mm-hmm.
06:29This thing's gonna be worn out.
06:32Yeah, come with me half a mile up the lake.
06:33We're going to use screen.
06:35Screen's a pleasure, my friend.
06:38Screen's a pleasure.
06:40I'm gonna store some reserve beers in here
06:42in case you need them.
06:45Females.
06:50All right.
06:53I'm gonna make sure that you have
06:54a really great summer, Doug, okay?
06:58Suck it back.
07:08Oh, hey, Dougie!
07:09Dougie!
07:10Over here!
07:12Hey.
07:13Hey.
07:14What's going on?
07:15Not much.
07:16Come on in.
07:18This is Mr. Harker.
07:19He's our new neighbor.
07:20He's from Raleigh.
07:21By way of New York.
07:22Oh, really?
07:23Dougie's looking at New York for college.
07:25Columbia is actually on his short list.
07:28Wow.
07:29I didn't have the grades for Columbia.
07:31Well, where did you go?
07:33To work.
07:35Well, looks like that panned out okay for you.
07:37Hey, I'm Elliot.
07:39Dougie, is it?
07:40Doug's better.
07:41Your dad says you know a thing or two about sailboats.
07:44Yeah.
07:45Just picked up a vintage Pearson 33.
07:47Oh, yeah.
07:48That's old Russ Granger's boat, huh?
07:50Yeah.
07:51Yeah, well, your man Russ let it get pretty ragged.
07:53I'm having the mast lined out at the boatyard right now.
07:56It's a hell of a project.
07:57I mean, not that I mind.
07:59I always like finding that diamond in the rough.
08:01Shine it up.
08:03Needs a lot of work.
08:05It's a 1983.
08:07Yeah, the rudder shaft and the bearings
08:09are usually the first thing to go on those.
08:11He and his grandpa could take apart a ninja block blindfolded.
08:14Somehow that talent skipped a generation.
08:17Well, how about you come over tomorrow and take a look at it?
08:19Maybe they'll hire you.
08:21Great.
08:22Better than mowing lawns.
08:23Yeah, it'd be good.
08:25That'd be good.
08:56Not bad, huh, Doug?
08:59Did you check her out?
09:01Uh, I...
09:03The boat.
09:05What do you think?
09:07Oh, um, the rudder looks good, actually.
09:10The bearings are kind of rusty.
09:12I haven't checked out the engine yet,
09:14but it's mostly just cosmetic.
09:16I mean, top tag teamer.
09:18You make her look good enough,
09:19they'll hire you.
09:21It's mostly just cosmetic.
09:23I mean, top tag teamer.
09:24You make her look good enough, fiddle with the rudder.
09:27I'll have her delivered to the boatyard.
09:29Get you set up for tomorrow morning
09:30before I have to catch a plane.
09:32We'll see how much you get done over the weekend.
09:34If you need me, I'll be at the San Francisco Ritz.
09:38Try not to need me.
09:41So how's 10 bucks an hour sound?
09:4514 sounds better.
09:50How about 12?
09:5112 quark, too.
09:53Either way.
09:58I would have pitched 20.
10:01All right.
10:18All right, we got it.
10:20See you later.
10:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:28I'm sorry, sir,
10:29a sticker for this lot.
10:31I just rented a slip here.
10:33There should be no problem for me to confirm your ID.
10:41Just doing my job here.
10:46Sorry, I cast a bit of a joke around here.
10:49Takes this job a little too seriously.
10:51Hey, I tell you what, I prefer that over lazy.
10:55Sign that for me.
10:56Mm-hmm.
11:00As the captain of the Lake Lure Marine Security Detail,
11:03I'd like to welcome you to the waterfront, sir.
11:06Thank you, Captain.
11:12Take the slack out.
11:17All right.
11:23Can I ask you a question?
11:25Yeah.
11:28How'd you get all this?
11:30What?
11:31I don't know, the house, the jag.
11:34The wife?
11:37Money and good looks.
11:39Come on.
11:41Yeah, you know, it's simple.
11:42It all comes down to risk.
11:44When other investors don't have the stones to buy, say, uh,
11:48I don't know, a high-risk property or a company, I do.
11:55Yeah.
11:56In fact, when you feel your pulse really start to race,
12:02that's when you better step up.
12:05Know what I mean?
12:26OK.
12:42Are you all right?
12:43It's there.
12:44Just there.
12:50Can you please just take care of it?
12:56There we go.
12:59What, you're just going to let it go?
13:02Well, I wasn't planning on prosecuting.
13:10Dad, I'm going to fix this.
13:16Oh, yeah, I think I jammed it.
13:20Elliot's going to kill me.
13:23Come on.
13:24Come on.
13:25You know, sometimes you just have to push in.
13:28Hmm.
13:29You got a lot of experience with that?
13:33Um.
13:34You're a lifesaver.
13:35Good thing you're next door.
13:38I, uh, glad to be there.
13:42All right.
13:43Frigging spider.
13:45Yeah, by the end, she was practically sitting in my lap.
13:48Exactly.
13:49She was in here the other night.
13:50Man.
13:51But that husband of hers, he seems a little loose around the pegs.
13:55Why, what'd he do?
13:56Gave Denny a death glare just for talking to her.
13:58Freaked him out.
13:59What?
14:00Denny's huge.
14:01Yeah, man.
14:02But this guy looks like he would hit a child.
14:04So I'm just saying, hey.
14:06Hey.
14:07Watch your shit.
14:08Because if he finds out that his lonely, sex-starved,
14:13Hey.
14:14Watch your shit.
14:15Because if he finds out that his lonely, sex-starved,
14:19she's giving you lap dance.
14:21I don't know.
14:22Oh, you got such a pretty smile.
14:24It's not going to look like that when he's done with you.
14:37Hey.
14:41Hey.
14:42Hey.
14:43I didn't want to wake your parents.
14:46It occurred to me, I don't think we met all the way.
14:49You're Doug, right?
14:50Yeah.
14:51I'm Lena.
14:53You'll never guess what happened.
14:56The spider came back.
14:57The big spider gang.
15:01I locked myself out.
15:06Give me a hand?
15:08Yeah.
15:12Would you mind keeping this between us?
15:15Sure.
15:16Why?
15:17Elliot warned me I wouldn't be able to take care of myself
15:19that year this summer.
15:20I hate when he thinks I'm...
15:42I love you.
16:01I love you, Dad.
16:02Please don't go away.
16:03I've got a commercial to do.
16:04Oh, Dougie.
16:12I love you.
16:23Don't forget to tip the help.
16:38My husband sent me to see how you're coming along with the boat.
16:42Show me what you've done inside.
16:50Shut that, would you?
16:52Yeah.
17:00I thought about you all week.
17:02Me?
17:03Not at all.
17:08It must be amazing to know how to sail.
17:12My grandfather taught me.
17:15When I was little, he told me about this kid, Robin Lee Graham.
17:19Sailed all around the world all by himself.
17:21Left when he was...
17:42Mila.
17:43Come on.
17:48Hey, what'd I tell you?
17:50I got a good feeling about tonight.
17:52You know, that's what's incredible about you, Carson.
17:54You always have a good feeling.
17:56You are undeterrable.
18:12Ellie.
18:42Oh, there you are.
18:56Hurry and finish up.
18:57I'm gonna grab a smoke.
18:58I'm done.
18:59Let's just get home.
19:00Hey, I need a word, immediately.
19:14Doug, get down here.
19:25This hasn't been caulked thoroughly.
19:29It's one oversight like that, one leak, and the whole thing rots.
19:32Okay.
19:33Just don't be lazy, Doug.
19:35Anything worth doing is worth doing all the way.
19:38You're right.
19:39I'm sorry.
19:40I've got to go out of town again tonight.
19:44I'm working on a deal for a microbrewery.
19:48You travel a lot.
19:49You know, I'm giving you a hard time, Dougie.
19:57You're not like these kids down here, just cruising through town, partying.
20:04I like that.
20:05You take things seriously.
20:06I think I give you a hard time because you remind me of me.
20:12Getting ahead takes sweat, focus.
20:15Then, when you think you get there and you think you've got somebody to share it with,
20:23with some respect, some appreciation, well, maybe you have to treat someone right for
20:29them to appreciate you.
20:32Fix the floor, Dougie.
20:38Who wants Oreos?
20:54Hey, you didn't sign the log last time.
21:19Yeah.
21:22Thanks.
21:26Leave you two boys to your joyride.
21:29Why don't you join us?
21:31I'm sure Doug wouldn't mind.
21:33Careful.
21:34Let's see if you got her seaworthy.
21:45Everything seems okay, right?
21:47Oh, hell.
21:51How'd that get loose?
21:52Well, you must have untied the line, I think.
21:54Oh.
22:01So old Doug over here was giving me advice on women the other day.
22:05Is that right?
22:06I guess.
22:07Hey, if you have to guess, you don't.
22:10She has a boyfriend back in the city.
22:13Hasn't had the chance to break it off with him yet.
22:20How do you know she's not leading you on, man?
22:23Capable of getting grown man advice.
22:26Isn't that right, Dougie?
22:28I guess so.
22:29There you go guessing again.
22:33So is this one special?
22:34I'm in love with it.
22:36Well, love will cost you more than you think.
22:40The engine's dumping exhaust.
22:42What the hell?
22:43You said it was pristine.
22:44Well, you don't know until you get it out in the open water.
22:46This is your work we're choking on.
22:49You might want to be careful with that.
22:53What did you just say to me?
22:55I meant the cigarette.
22:57With the fuel and everything.
23:08Just fix it.
23:21Yeah, just keep going right around the front.
23:42Look, that's not fair.
23:44How are you feeling?
23:45Yeah, tons of hiller.
23:47It's amazing what a difference a week makes, right?
23:49My dad's on the romance warpath.
23:52What's going on with the gardener?
23:54He knew out.
24:01And it ain't me.
24:03You know, with your new swagger, V-neck shirts blowing off,
24:07I'm starting to think that that butt dial was real.
24:10That girl was real, I mean.
24:12If she was, don't you think I'd be bragging about it?
24:16Depends how ugly she is.
24:21Hey there.
24:23Hey, hey, hey.
24:25That was pretty quick.
24:27Didn't it?
24:28It was like a three-hour tour.
24:29No, it was not.
24:30Yeah.
24:31Wow.
24:33No jams this time.
24:46Lena.
24:47Dad.
24:50You're crazy, my parents are right downstairs.
24:52How'd you even get in?