The Three Badasses Who Want Me Short Drama
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00:00:00Sir, I found Angela Lockhart.
00:00:15Angela, still selling your hippie junk here?
00:00:18I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity.
00:00:23Now sign the divorce paper.
00:00:27Baby.
00:00:29I'll sign it.
00:00:31Here, don't look right at it.
00:00:36My lovely princess, I've selected three prime young men for you to choose from.
00:00:41I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.
00:00:47You must choose one of them in seven days.
00:00:50I'm going. I need to pick up my bride.
00:00:53No!
00:00:55Prepare my warplane!
00:01:01What's the situation here?
00:01:03I want to marry you.
00:01:06Ellen Musk, the only woman on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list, arrives in Atlanta today.
00:01:11What a business tycoon is doing here in Georgia, a forgotten stage no one knows.
00:01:16Angela, my next-door neighbor.
00:01:19Still selling your hippie junk here?
00:01:21If your mother-in-law sees, she's going to throw a big fit again.
00:01:24Your mother-in-law was right about you.
00:01:26What's the point of watching the news all day about these moguls if you can't even apply it to your penniless self?
00:01:30And how do you know that this is none of my business?
00:01:35Alright, everybody get out!
00:01:38We got an important guest coming!
00:01:40We're going to have a big party!
00:01:42We're going to have a big party!
00:01:44We're going to have a big party!
00:01:46We're going to have a big party!
00:01:48We're going to have a big party!
00:01:50We're going to have a big party!
00:01:52We got an important guest coming!
00:01:56You!
00:02:01You deaf? I said pack up and scram!
00:02:03I paid the staff here already.
00:02:05And if you want me to leave, then fine.
00:02:07But you have to compensate for today's losses.
00:02:11You want to say that again?
00:02:14You know who's visiting today?
00:02:16Ellen freaking Musk!
00:02:18One of the richest people in the world.
00:02:20Ellen Musk?
00:02:21Of course a hick like you probably never heard of her.
00:02:24Just know that you can't afford to piss her off.
00:02:28Really?
00:02:29Ellen Musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market.
00:02:34You don't think that she could be coming to see me?
00:02:40Coming to see you?
00:02:42Alright, you know what? I'll play your game.
00:02:45If she does this so much as give you a glance,
00:02:48I'll eat dirt.
00:02:51Deal.
00:03:00Ellen Musk, get to the flea market within ten minutes.
00:03:04Or else, you're fired.
00:03:22Prepare the limo.
00:03:24Ms. Lockhart requires us immediately.
00:03:33Ah, your ten minutes is almost up.
00:03:35Good. Hope you don't wet your pants.
00:03:38Five.
00:03:39Four.
00:03:42Three.
00:03:44Two.
00:03:46One.
00:03:52Ellen!
00:03:53I mean, Ms. Musk!
00:03:54Ellen!
00:03:55I mean, I'm sorry that I...
00:03:59Sorry to frighten you.
00:04:01How's my boss bitch?
00:04:03Kickin' ass, girlfriend.
00:04:05So how do you, like...
00:04:08She's my boss.
00:04:10I prefer business partner or best friend.
00:04:14No way.
00:04:18Well?
00:04:22No.
00:04:23No!
00:04:24No, no, I'm sorry for offending your boss!
00:04:25No, I won't do it again!
00:04:30Alright, that's enough.
00:04:31We're not tyrants here.
00:04:39Sir.
00:04:40I found Angela Lockhart.
00:04:47You mean Angela Lockhart.
00:04:50My runaway bride.
00:04:53You made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker.
00:04:57Who are you?
00:05:01Where is she?
00:05:02Atlanta.
00:05:03And you were right.
00:05:04It was secretly her propping up Ellen Musk.
00:05:06My clever bride.
00:05:08I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.
00:05:15Max.
00:05:16Prep the jet.
00:05:17I'm heading to Atlanta.
00:05:23Dr. Wilson.
00:05:24Benning Sterling's on the move.
00:05:25He's headed to Atlanta.
00:05:26Atlanta?
00:05:27The game is afoot.
00:05:29I'm going.
00:05:30Wait, Dr. Wilson.
00:05:31The Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention.
00:05:33He can wait.
00:05:34I need to pick up my bride.
00:05:39Dr. Wilson!
00:05:40Hit it.
00:05:46Gino Eisenhower reporting, sir!
00:05:49Benning Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta.
00:05:52Atlanta!
00:05:54Where is that?
00:05:56Whatever.
00:05:57Prepare my warplane.
00:05:58Don't sue going after my fiancée.
00:06:01This is war.
00:06:11I love you.
00:06:18I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper, to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project like you asked me to.
00:06:24Thank you so much, Ellen.
00:06:26This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever.
00:06:29That project is worth billions.
00:06:31He can finally take his company public.
00:06:33But Angela, my boss.
00:06:37I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity.
00:06:43Without your backing...
00:06:45No offense, but he's nothing without you.
00:06:48Well, three years ago...
00:07:07You saved me.
00:07:13He saved me, and I fell in love with him instantly.
00:07:17I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with a billionaire heiress.
00:07:23But now, with this contract, I feel like we'll be on more equal footing and then I can finally come out to the public.
00:07:30So that's why you have me secretly helping you.
00:07:32I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out.
00:07:36But why work at the flea market?
00:07:39Are you disguising yourself to test him?
00:07:43Well, these exotic spices are incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find.
00:07:48Plus, I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom.
00:07:52You seem happy being a housewife.
00:07:54Where the hell are you?
00:07:56Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.
00:07:59Get home, stat!
00:08:01It's a big day today!
00:08:03That was...
00:08:05My mother-in-law, Carol.
00:08:07She judges me because she thinks I come from a lower-class family.
00:08:11But she's going to be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out and tell her the truth.
00:08:16I don't know what to do.
00:08:18I don't know what to do.
00:08:20I don't know what to do.
00:08:22I don't know what to do.
00:08:24I don't know who I really am.
00:08:26You know, she even remembered our 30-year anniversary.
00:08:34Please spend more time with my son.
00:08:38Hi, I'm home!
00:08:40I have a big announcement I have to make.
00:08:43Finally, you're back. Now sign the divorce papers!
00:08:48Divorce papers?
00:08:51Is this some sort of misunderstanding, Mom?
00:08:54God!
00:08:56Don't call me Mom again.
00:08:58We're ending that relationship.
00:09:00Just look at you. Dirt all over.
00:09:03You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.
00:09:05You don't deserve my son. You're way below his league.
00:09:09I'm below his league?
00:09:11That's right.
00:09:13You are.
00:09:15Jared is signing a $100 billion contract tomorrow with THE Ellen Musk.
00:09:21And then his company's going public.
00:09:22That's how much he's accomplished in three years.
00:09:25But you?
00:09:27You're still just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:09:31Jared's like the king in the clouds.
00:09:34And you?
00:09:36You will always just be a pawn.
00:09:39Like dirt on our shoes.
00:09:43Dirt on your shoes?
00:09:46But Ellen Musk works for me.
00:09:49You're delusional.
00:09:50You're delusional.
00:09:52You will never upgrade to a queen.
00:09:54How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here.
00:09:59Resorting to lies. Definitely not good enough for Jared.
00:10:03And who are you to come into my house and meddle with my family matters?
00:10:10You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife.
00:10:16Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee.
00:10:18Not a lowlife dirtbag.
00:10:20Enough!
00:10:22Jared, I knew you wouldn't divorce me.
00:10:26But I am.
00:10:28Don't fight it, Angela.
00:10:31Here's $500,000.
00:10:33You'll never make this much as a hippie peddler selling spices.
00:10:37Now sign the papers, take your check, and leave.
00:10:40Don't embarrass yourself further.
00:10:43I've done so much for you these past three years.
00:10:48Did that not mean anything to you?
00:10:51Didn't expect you to be so greedy.
00:10:54Fine. Here's another $200,000.
00:10:58$500,000 is too much for her already.
00:11:01She's done nothing.
00:11:03Hasn't even contributed a grandchild.
00:11:06She just sells cheap grass all day.
00:11:08Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?
00:11:12I took care of both of you these past three years.
00:11:15You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something?
00:11:19And she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench?
00:11:23A hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO?
00:11:27What a joke.
00:11:29If you actually love my son,
00:11:32you'll sign the damn divorce papers already.
00:11:35And leave!
00:11:38You really think that Jared would have gotten that Mabel Plaza bid without me?
00:11:42Let alone taking the company public?
00:11:45I did everything for you, Jared.
00:11:49Now you take credit for my son's success?
00:11:56It's all my work!
00:12:00Baby, we're going to be late for the auction
00:12:04if we keep letting this psycho stall us.
00:12:08You did say you would win me princess.
00:12:10You did say you would win me princess Diana's tiara, didn't you?
00:12:15So, she's the reason for the divorce.
00:12:19She's worth more than you, Angela.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25I'll sign it.
00:12:27But don't regret it.
00:12:30Regret?
00:12:32You know who I am?
00:12:34Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed?
00:12:37I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
00:12:41Jared winning the bid on Mabel Plaza was because of my dad.
00:12:47Because he's business partners with Elon Musk.
00:12:50It's part of the power that I have as an elite.
00:12:55You can't do shit because you're poor.
00:12:59Social stratum matters.
00:13:01Yeah, social stratum does matter.
00:13:05And the Coopers are beneath me.
00:13:08And you really think Elon Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me?
00:13:13Ha! You're delusional.
00:13:16Now sign the papers and scram!
00:13:22You owe me.
00:13:24You dirty bitch. You sicken me.
00:13:26You owe me.
00:13:33You hit me.
00:13:37Now sign the papers, take a track, and get the fuck out!
00:13:41I don't need your penny money.
00:13:45We're finished.
00:13:47You don't want the money? That's your loss.
00:13:50Your check is just pennies to me.
00:13:53But I would like my ring back.
00:13:57I'm sorry.
00:13:59I'm sorry.
00:14:01I'm sorry.
00:14:03I'm sorry.
00:14:05I'm sorry.
00:14:07I'm sorry.
00:14:08I would like my ring back.
00:14:18Have fun on your economy flight while I catch a ride on my private helicopter out of here.
00:14:29And I'm way out of your league.
00:14:33Isn't that the Winston Blue Diamond Ring?
00:14:37It's worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:14:41Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.
00:14:44Something she found at the flea market.
00:14:47You're right. She could never afford anything so expensive.
00:14:53Congrats, Jared Boo Boo, on getting rid of that dirt bag.
00:14:58Oh!
00:14:59My dad says there's going to be a secret big shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit.
00:15:05Bigger big shot than Elon Musk?
00:15:08Yeah. And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.
00:15:13Everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:15:30Angela, Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia, wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.
00:15:36Vanderbilt?
00:15:38Yeah, he's actually CEO of one of our companies. Basically our employee.
00:15:42Okay, I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow. It's fine.
00:15:45You're still going to the summit tomorrow? You and Jared Cooper are already divorced.
00:15:49That's exactly why I'm going.
00:16:00Angela Lockhart
00:16:15Angela Lockhart. I finally found you.
00:16:20Who is he?
00:16:22That? That's Devin Sterling.
00:16:24He's number one on Forbes' 30 under 30 list, an early investor of crypto, CEO of Sterling Enterprises.
00:16:31Rumor has it he's worth trillions.
00:16:34And he's your fiancé.
00:16:37What? My fiancé?
00:16:41The one and only.
00:16:43So, after running away and leaving me single for three years, have you figured out how you're going to make it up to me yet?
00:16:52Babe?
00:16:55Hmm.
00:17:00That tiara looks perfect on you.
00:17:06What is she doing here?
00:17:11You skank! My son just divorced you yesterday and you're already hooking up with another man?
00:17:18Divorced?
00:17:20That's right. So, I guess this was never meant to be, mister...
00:17:27Sterling. Devin Sterling.
00:17:30So she has to hide her marital status to find another man.
00:17:34Guess she's not just a forsaken woman, she's also a stinky, penniless whore.
00:17:41How dare you insult my boss like that.
00:17:45Who the fuck are you, bitch?
00:17:47Do you know who I am?
00:17:50They don't know who you are.
00:17:53You hide it well.
00:17:55X-Team! Teach these fools a lesson.
00:18:00Teach these fools a lesson.
00:18:06Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta and then to New York.
00:18:11You forgot to bring the security team.
00:18:18Mind if I borrow your men?
00:18:21Go ahead.
00:18:25Tell these ill-mannered apes out!
00:18:28You bitch! I'll have my son teach you a real lesson!
00:18:38A kiss as a reward, my lady.
00:18:42No.
00:18:48The guest list is very distinguished tonight.
00:18:52You've got Bill Ford, Harvey Buffett, old money like me.
00:18:58Gentlemen, Harvey, Bill, this is Jared Cooper.
00:19:01Pleased to meet you all. Your families all started empires after the Industrial Revolution. What an honor.
00:19:07I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project.
00:19:10It's worth billions of dollars.
00:19:12Congrats. You'll be next.
00:19:14Thank you. But we haven't received the contract yet.
00:19:17We deserve it.
00:19:19That's nothing. I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk.
00:19:22Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always had a good relationship.
00:19:25So I thought I'd help the kid out, pull a few strings.
00:19:29Thank you, Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:19:31Now we just have to impress Miss Musk's special guest of honor.
00:19:35Yes. I heard they're a very important and powerful guest.
00:19:39Even wealthier than Ellen Musk.
00:19:41Now, if we can just secure a position with this big shot, we can feast for generations.
00:19:50I'll do my best.
00:19:56Excuse me.
00:19:58A second, gentlemen.
00:20:00What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:20:03How did a hobo like you sneak in here?
00:20:06Me? A hobo?
00:20:08A hobo. How did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here?
00:20:12You sleep your way in?
00:20:14I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me.
00:20:17Nothing will come of it, and it only sickens me further.
00:20:20Don't flatter yourself.
00:20:24This is your ex-husband?
00:20:28What, were you blindfolded when you married him?
00:20:31Who the hell is this? You were cheating on me?
00:20:39Son, you have to avenge me and Kaylee.
00:20:43That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:20:48They even took Kaylee's tiara.
00:20:52You dare hurt my mom and Kaylee?
00:20:57Get your hands off of her.
00:21:03My lady.
00:21:05I'm sorry.
00:21:07I'm sorry.
00:21:09I'm sorry.
00:21:11I'm sorry.
00:21:13I'm sorry.
00:21:15I'm sorry.
00:21:17I'm sorry.
00:21:19I'm sorry.
00:21:22I'm sorry.
00:21:35I agree.
00:21:46It's...
00:21:48It's him!
00:21:49He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday.
00:21:53Who are these peasants?
00:21:55These seats are reserved for the Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:22:00Oh, shut up, old man.
00:22:02You're disturbing the peace.
00:22:06Fuckers, you know who that is?
00:22:09That's Eric Vanderbilt.
00:22:11You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has?
00:22:14His ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of America.
00:22:17This civil war would not have been won without his family's involvement.
00:22:21Vanderbilt.
00:22:23The father of that skank, Kaylee Vanderbilt.
00:22:28Who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:22:32That lonely Vanderbilt family?
00:22:41Oh, goddammit.
00:22:43A stomachache now?
00:22:47Whatever.
00:22:49Angela can handle herself. She'll be fine.
00:23:03How dare you call one of us low?
00:23:07I'm Harvey F. M. Buffett, the most important investor in the entire stock market.
00:23:12I can wipe you out with a simple pinky only.
00:23:15And I can wipe you out with just a strand of my hair.
00:23:19Not with me around.
00:23:21I, Bill Ford, and the entire Ford Auto Empire stand with these gentlemen.
00:23:26You're all just peasants compared to who I really am.
00:23:30You're fucking delusional, Angela.
00:23:33We've had enough of your games.
00:23:35Security, break their limbs and toss them out.
00:23:39Looks like the old guard is teaming up against you.
00:23:42But don't worry.
00:23:43You got your money.
00:23:47I can handle myself, thank you.
00:23:50Yes, my queen.
00:23:52You're all despicable.
00:23:55An insult to your family names.
00:23:59Now, it's my turn to rule.
00:24:03Destroy Jared Cooper.
00:24:06Cut off all business ties.
00:24:09And if you don't,
00:24:10I will take away all of your family's wealth and power.
00:24:15Ha! I knew it!
00:24:17You're here to fuck with me.
00:24:19You can't fool anyone here.
00:24:21How much money did you spend on that get-up?
00:24:23And to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:24:25You're an orphan who sells hippie spices at a flea market.
00:24:30You have nothing.
00:24:32And you will always be nothing.
00:24:34She's a gold digger.
00:24:36Gold digger?
00:24:38Gigolo.
00:24:40Want to try me for a night?
00:24:43Yeah, you're a little too pricey.
00:24:46Mr. Vanderbilt, we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer.
00:24:49They might upset Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:24:52Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.
00:24:54She's only here to try and ruin my bill in the Maple Plaza project.
00:24:57Oh, I'm gonna kill that sushi chef!
00:24:59Security!
00:25:05Security!
00:25:07You all don't realize that you actually all work for me.
00:25:11And now you're trying to throw a coup?
00:25:13You!
00:25:15Insolent fools.
00:25:17Let me guess.
00:25:19You're that special guest?
00:25:21I don't know.
00:25:23Throw them out!
00:25:25And not without some broken bones, too.
00:25:33Back to our mess.
00:25:36I got this.
00:26:06What the hell are you two doing here?
00:26:08I thought we were supposed to guard you.
00:26:10No, you're supposed to make sure Miss Lockhart is okay.
00:26:13Oh my god, we're so screwed!
00:26:24Angela!
00:26:26Don't hurt her!
00:26:28You bitch. I've always been sick of you.
00:26:30You just threw yourself at me.
00:26:32How dare you insult my boss like that?
00:26:34Boss?
00:26:36Miss Musk?
00:26:38That's Ellen Musk?
00:26:40That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.
00:26:42My boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.
00:26:46Their lineage is older than this country itself.
00:26:49Past the American Revolution?
00:26:51Back to the Renaissance.
00:26:53If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is...
00:26:56That's Lady Lockhart to you. She's royalty.
00:26:59And since you're all subsidiaries, she's your boss's boss.
00:27:03What the hell did you do?
00:27:04Kneel before me.
00:27:06Oh, your majesty.
00:27:09Welcome to the United States.
00:27:12We've always been your loyal subjects.
00:27:15Yes, your highness.
00:27:17Is it a queen or princess?
00:27:19It doesn't matter.
00:27:21My queen, please forgive our insolence.
00:27:24We didn't mean to offend.
00:27:27What are you doing, idiot?
00:27:29Let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness.
00:27:34No.
00:27:42What rightfully belongs to you.
00:28:01She's a badass herself.
00:28:02He missed out on a good wife.
00:28:05You, you, you told me your wife was a hippie peddler.
00:28:09Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time.
00:28:12No, no, don't believe their lies. I worked hard for everything.
00:28:15You worked for everything?
00:28:22Hi, Henry.
00:28:24So, our third year anniversary is coming up
00:28:27and I thought that maybe we can do something special this year.
00:28:30I can't focus on anything trivial like that.
00:28:32I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Plaza project
00:28:35and if I get it, I can take the company public.
00:28:45You were nothing before me.
00:28:48All your achievements, all your glory, that's all mine.
00:28:53Including the Maple Plaza contract.
00:28:56I can take all of that away, just like that.
00:29:00No, you can't take that away from me.
00:29:03That's why Ellen Musk was urging us to pass on deals to this nobody.
00:29:06Oh, and this antique wedding ring.
00:29:10Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
00:29:12It was Queen Victoria's and its worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP.
00:29:22No, I gave you back the ring.
00:29:26I divorced a royal heiress.
00:29:28A heiress? No!
00:29:31No, please take me back, Henry, I still love you.
00:29:39Oh man, looks like they've started the party without us.
00:29:42No one's allowed to start a fight without Cole Eisenhower.
00:29:51God, these two again.
00:29:53Did he say, is he Cole Eisenhower?
00:29:55President Eisenhower's descendant.
00:29:57After General Eisenhower won World War II, each of his descendants have all gone on to become five-star generals.
00:30:03The highest rank in the nation's military.
00:30:05Bloody buffoons know your history.
00:30:07Sorry I'm late, babe. I got lost trying to find Atlanta.
00:30:10Then lost again on my way back to New York.
00:30:16And that there is, that is the legendary boy genius, Dr. Wilson.
00:30:22He's Dr. House's protege.
00:30:24Dr. House? I thought that was just a TV show.
00:30:27Oh no, that's based on a real figure.
00:30:29Yep, that's me. Son of James House.
00:30:32Dr. House, he's practically my uncle.
00:30:35I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him when I was just 12 years old.
00:30:39So he's been off carrying himself a waterfall somewhere in the Netherlands for the last 14 months.
00:30:44And I'm late because I ran out of gum and had to make a pit stop.
00:30:48Hey, Ellen. Who are these weirdos and why are they here?
00:30:53Uh, they're all your fiancées.
00:30:57What? Fiancées?
00:31:01Plural?
00:31:03Fiancées.
00:31:05Plural?
00:31:07Watch it, nerds. I'm her fiancée.
00:31:10No, I'm her fiancée.
00:31:12You can both shut up. I'm her fiancée.
00:31:15It's you.
00:31:17It's me. Who the hell is he?
00:31:19I'm Spider-Man.
00:31:21How are all three of these men my fiancée?
00:31:27Your father had arranged these engagements years ago, but I didn't tell you because you decided to marry Jared Cooper at the time.
00:31:33She has three badass fiancées and she marries his dumb ass.
00:31:40Whatever. Since you're all here, help me finish them.
00:31:47At your service.
00:31:49Me too.
00:31:55One down, two more to go.
00:31:57She's become queen.
00:31:59Bishop to G4.
00:32:04Ow! Ow! Ow! What the hell is that?
00:32:07The most germ-infested water in the Nile River.
00:32:11The most germ-infested water in the Nile River.
00:32:17Rook to A8.
00:32:23Hello?
00:32:27I thought I was king.
00:32:29No, you wish. The king doesn't do anything, so Alan can be my king.
00:32:34Oh, fine.
00:32:36Bankrupt to four. It's right this second.
00:32:44I've... I've been bankrupt! No!
00:32:49Who is he?
00:32:56I've been bankrupt! No!
00:32:59I told you I would remove all of you from status and power if you didn't cooperate.
00:33:03Well, guess what? Game over.
00:33:06All right, boys. Let's figure out this four-way engagement.
00:33:10Oh, that's serious business.
00:33:12I'm right with you!
00:33:14Wait for me! Nobody beats me to the finish line!
00:33:26Angela!
00:33:28Angela!
00:33:31You already have three fiancés?
00:33:34You can't accuse me of cheating.
00:33:36I want compensation.
00:33:41You greedy SOB.
00:33:43Who the fuck is that?
00:33:45My ex-husband.
00:33:47Wait, you were married?
00:33:49Yeah, and if that's a problem for you, then you can totally back out of this engagement.
00:33:53More for me.
00:33:54No, no, no. Of course not. Just...
00:33:57Do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:33:59Don't steal my joke!
00:34:01I can make him disappear without a trace.
00:34:03All the evidence of your past with him is gone.
00:34:06What? Is there something on my face?
00:34:08Uh, yeah. Murderous intent.
00:34:11Let's remarry.
00:34:13Let's remarry.
00:34:15You still don't realize.
00:34:18I only fell in love with you because you saved me from drowning three years ago.
00:34:24I'm sorry.
00:34:48Sir, it's an emergency!
00:34:50We need to wreck right away!
00:34:51Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.
00:34:55Okay, I'm on my way.
00:34:59She should be okay now.
00:35:04Hey, you!
00:35:06Watch over her. I'll be right back.
00:35:16You saved me.
00:35:17You saved me.
00:35:20Fuck.
00:35:22I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:35:25Fuck.
00:35:27I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:35:29You've cheated on me, you've hit me, and you've insulted me.
00:35:34And after all that, I never want to see you again.
00:35:38I fucking hate you.
00:35:40And the ladies lock on.
00:35:43What? Now?
00:35:44Yes, we understand that you are a very busy person,
00:35:49but if you're not going to give your ex-husband the Maple Plaza project...
00:35:53How about us three?
00:35:55Yes, unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you.
00:35:58Yeah, no. You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.
00:36:01But...
00:36:03This is your fault, you doofus!
00:36:05We never should have believed your bullshit!
00:36:07No, no.
00:36:09We can't lose our positions with Ellen Musk and the lock-ons.
00:36:15Oh, help me!
00:36:17I'll get you for this!
00:36:24I never should have listened to you.
00:36:26I'm ruined because of you!
00:36:41So, what's the situation here?
00:36:44I don't want to marry you!
00:36:54I don't want to marry you!
00:36:57Listen, I only met you guys a few hours ago, and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:37:04But what if I told you that we've known each other for much longer than just a few hours?
00:37:11Much longer?
00:37:14Angela?
00:37:16Your parents would like to have a video call with all of you.
00:37:23My lovely princess, how are you?
00:37:26Look, your mother and I are in Italy.
00:37:28The views here are absolutely stunning.
00:37:31Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
00:37:33I heard you finally divorced that good-for-nothing, blood-sucking, freeloader husband of yours.
00:37:40I can't recall his name, but anyway, congratulations!
00:37:45I've selected three prime young men for you to choose from to replace him.
00:37:50You must pick one of them to marry, otherwise...
00:37:54Let me do it.
00:37:56You must choose one of them in seven days.
00:37:59Otherwise, we'll kill ourselves.
00:38:02Mom!
00:38:04All right, honey, that's it.
00:38:06Bye!
00:38:08Bye!
00:38:11So, who are you going to choose?
00:38:15Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:38:20Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:38:26That seems greedy.
00:38:33But I can always remove the other two options.
00:38:37Hey, I may be a doctor, but I can take lives too.
00:38:41I know and have access to all the deadliest poisons in the world.
00:38:45Well, okay.
00:38:47No murder, please.
00:38:49I was just kidding.
00:38:51You have seven days to win her over.
00:38:54Ooh, it's like the Bachelorette.
00:38:57I know.
00:38:59We'll start with challenge one.
00:39:02Welcome to the show, the three badasses who want me.
00:39:05Welcome to the show, the three badasses who want me.
00:39:08Today, we have our first challenge.
00:39:12What is all of this, Ellen?
00:39:16You'll see.
00:39:25Oh my God! Oh my God! Cockroaches!
00:39:28All women are afraid of cockroaches.
00:39:30And it is every man's job to save their beloved woman from this monstrosity of a creature.
00:39:36What will our three candidates do to prove their undying love for our single, but screaming her head off heiress?
00:39:51Looks like one of our contestants has already called it quits.
00:39:54It's up to the final two.
00:40:01Ooh.
00:40:08Ooh.
00:40:19Crunchy.
00:40:21That is sick cold.
00:40:23Hey, when you're stranded in the middle of the battlefield, you'll be glad to see one of these around.
00:40:27There are two more left.
00:40:29Want to try one?
00:40:31God, no. No.
00:40:33Oh my God. Save me.
00:40:35What? Save you? You're going to save me.
00:40:40I'm a germaphobe doctor.
00:40:42These hands can't get germs on them.
00:40:44They're for surgery and saving lives.
00:40:57Ooh!
00:41:02Thank God you're here.
00:41:05Are you alright, honey?
00:41:07Angela!
00:41:11Alright, you won the first challenge, so your reward, you get to watch over her for the night.
00:41:18Just don't cross the line, if you know what I mean.
00:41:20I'm not her scumbag husband. You have nothing to worry about.
00:41:27Honestly, even if you guys fuck, it's not like it's against the rules or anything.
00:41:31At least my girl can get some.
00:41:33I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.
00:41:37The cockroaches!
00:41:39They're gone. They're gone.
00:41:41There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?
00:41:43I'm going to kill Ellen when I see her tomorrow.
00:41:51I need a drink.
00:41:57Whoa! Easy! You're on an empty stomach.
00:42:01Why do you care?
00:42:03I'm trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela.
00:42:08You guys were right.
00:42:10I was blind from marrying that asshole.
00:42:13You know, I wasted three whole years of my life with him.
00:42:20He never even loved me.
00:42:22And I gave up my entire life for him.
00:42:25And I gave up my entire career for him.
00:42:31Do you really think that you would still be number one on the Forbes 30 under 30 list if I was around?
00:42:39You may not be number one on Forbes list, but you know what you're number one in?
00:42:44What?
00:42:48You're number one here.
00:42:55You know, we've known each other kind of a long time.
00:42:59Lies.
00:43:02You all just want something from me.
00:43:09Angela, I know it's hard to trust again.
00:43:14But I assure you, I don't care what family you're from.
00:43:20I'm the richest man in the nation.
00:43:22I don't need your power, your status, your wealth, your connections.
00:43:29I just need you.
00:43:33I'll prove my love to you within six days. I promise.
00:43:36I promise.
00:43:48Screw the contest. I just want love.
00:43:53Angela, you're drunk.
00:43:56I'm an adult. Can't I go just get what she wants?
00:44:00Okay.
00:44:01Okay.
00:44:06But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.
00:44:10Well, they're not mutually exclusive either.
00:44:22This is what you want.
00:44:31Okay.
00:44:50Nine inch penis.
00:44:52Morning to you too.
00:44:54You sure you were drunk last night? You wouldn't...
00:44:56A girl remembers when she's had a nine inch penis inside of her.
00:45:02Well, glad you enjoyed it.
00:45:05But don't tell Shane or Cole.
00:45:08Because then they would...
00:45:10Say that you were being unfair?
00:45:12Technically, us having sex doesn't break any rules.
00:45:15I won the first challenge, and according to Ellen, my prize was to spend the night with you anyways.
00:45:22Don't make this any harder than it already is.
00:45:27You sure you don't want it pretty hard?
00:45:31Stop.
00:45:34Fine, fine, fine.
00:45:38I won't tell.
00:45:41But only on one condition.
00:45:45I won't tell.
00:45:47But only on one condition.
00:45:49You have to go out on a date with me.
00:45:53Fine.
00:45:57I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.
00:46:01You never noticed me.
00:46:07You should get dressed and get out of here before anyone sees you.
00:46:12It's only 7am.
00:46:14She's still sleeping.
00:46:15Am I sleeping alone?
00:46:16Yeah, I'm not letting my fiance be alone with another man for another second.
00:46:22Morning, gentlemen.
00:46:23Oh, or shall I say ruffmen?
00:46:26Oh, don't mind him.
00:46:28What's up, guys?
00:46:30We're ready for the second challenge.
00:46:32No cockroaches this time.
00:46:34Yes, no more terrifying things.
00:46:36That was my bad, Angela.
00:46:38This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
00:46:40I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
00:46:42The second challenge is...
00:46:44The second challenge is...
00:46:46A date.
00:46:48Lane, I should have asked for something else.
00:46:50A date? That's it.
00:46:51What's the catch?
00:46:53No catch.
00:46:54Just who Ms. Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most.
00:46:57As simple as that.
00:46:58I know what I want to do.
00:46:59Let's start with me first.
00:47:00Okay, who's up first?
00:47:01Then...
00:47:02Me.
00:47:03Save the best for last.
00:47:05Ain't that right, Angela?
00:47:07Then it's decided.
00:47:11Please don't take my BMW away!
00:47:15Too bad.
00:47:16You pissed off the Lockharts.
00:47:18I have nothing left!
00:47:21I have nothing left!
00:47:29It's that bitch who ruined me!
00:47:34It's that bitch who ruined me!
00:47:44Gino Eisenhower, sir!
00:47:46At ease, Lieutenant!
00:47:48This is my lieutenant.
00:47:49He also manages this boxing gym.
00:47:51Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower!
00:47:53You're so serious.
00:47:54But, hang on.
00:47:56Lieutenant, I don't know who I'm going to marry yet!
00:47:59Baby!
00:48:00I decided to take you here on our first date so that I can introduce you to my guns!
00:48:04Guns, like...
00:48:05Murder weapons?
00:48:07Yes.
00:48:08Murder weapons.
00:48:22I like my guns, babe.
00:48:24Pretty Lockhart.
00:48:25Yeah.
00:48:27Let me show you what I can do with them.
00:48:29Lieutenant!
00:48:31Come close!
00:48:33Wait!
00:48:34You're just going to hit him like that?
00:48:35He's not even going to fight back?
00:48:36Fighting back would be treason, ma'am!
00:48:38Treason?
00:48:39You guys are way too serious.
00:48:42Look, you Lockhart bitch!
00:48:43I caught you!
00:48:44If I catch you, you're dead!
00:48:46I caught you!
00:48:47I caught you!
00:48:48I caught you!
00:48:49I caught you!
00:48:50I caught you!
00:48:51If I'm going down, you're all going down with me!
00:48:54Lieutenant!
00:48:55Here's your attack!
00:49:08You dare try to hurt my wife?
00:49:13I will make you pay!
00:49:16If you don't need to keep beating him up, we could just take him to the cops.
00:49:19Not when he tries to hurt you!
00:49:27Zoe's a bit violent.
00:49:29Some might call it being protective.
00:49:31Poor anger issues.
00:49:33What if we get married and I forget to use a coaster on an antique table or something?
00:49:37Is he going to be, like, rough?
00:49:40Hey, some girls are into that.
00:49:42I don't know if I am.
00:49:45Well, maybe shame will be your type.
00:49:50Your date with Shane starts now.
00:49:57Hey.
00:49:59Cool ride.
00:50:01A gift from the Chancellor of Germany when I saved his wife.
00:50:04Impressive.
00:50:08Your breath smells like peppermint.
00:50:11Refreshing.
00:50:13I got cool mint, too.
00:50:15Or do you prefer spearmint?
00:50:16Spearmint.
00:50:18What do you not have in this coat of yours?
00:50:21Fruit flavored gum.
00:50:22I can't stand those.
00:50:24So, where are you taking me, Shane?
00:50:26Let me show you.
00:50:33Dr. Wilson!
00:50:35Our VIP of VIPs!
00:50:37Right this way.
00:50:39VIP of VIPs?
00:50:41Ah, just some other guy I saved.
00:50:43I forget who.
00:50:44You saved a lot of people.
00:50:46I'll do what I can.
00:50:48Oh my gosh!
00:50:50It's my gold-digging neighbor who just got dumped by her husband.
00:50:55Sandra Miller.
00:50:57What are you doing here?
00:50:58I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.
00:51:01Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce
00:51:03and how you hired some gigolo to beat her and Kaylee Vanderbilt up.
00:51:08How low of you.
00:51:10What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:51:12Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
00:51:14I sell high fashion jewelry pieces so high end
00:51:17you couldn't even afford even a few soldier organs.
00:51:20The auction begins.
00:51:22I'll deal with you later.
00:51:25Here, I'll just be one second.
00:51:31Cameron.
00:51:33I have a task for you.
00:51:37Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.
00:51:40Cleopatra's armband.
00:51:41Sold by our vendor, Sandra Miller.
00:51:45For five million dollars.
00:51:48Excuse me.
00:51:50I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:51:52It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:55I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:51:57It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:59What are you doing?
00:52:01Just watch.
00:52:03Come on.
00:52:08That is Queen Victoria's ring.
00:52:09That is Queen Victoria's ring.
00:52:11Please.
00:52:13I'm an expert and that's a fake.
00:52:15She probably got it at the flea market she works at.
00:52:17You work at a flea market?
00:52:19Not this again.
00:52:21Cut the bullshit.
00:52:23That wouldn't even sell for five dollars.
00:52:25Here, you want it?
00:52:27For free.
00:52:29Ew!
00:52:31I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler.
00:52:33Well, that's too bad then
00:52:35because you are the fraud.
00:52:37What are you talking about?
00:52:39Who the hell are you to accuse me?
00:52:41Throw them out.
00:52:43Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend in medicine
00:52:46but we're professionals.
00:52:48Oh yeah?
00:52:50And that armband sells for five million dollars?
00:52:52Yeah.
00:52:54Mine is the real thing.
00:52:56You two are just upset because you're too
00:52:58poor to afford our luxury items.
00:53:00Oh, is that so?
00:53:02When a so-called expert
00:53:04failed to recognize Queen Victoria's ring then?
00:53:06No, no, no.
00:53:08This is real.
00:53:10It's authentic.
00:53:12It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:53:17Karen, what have you found?
00:53:19Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me?
00:53:22It's a replica.
00:53:25They had the same one right here at the flea market.
00:53:28So,
00:53:30you are the fraud.
00:53:32You just went to the flea market
00:53:34so you can buy some fakes.
00:53:36Karen, how much are these fakes being sold for?
00:53:39150.
00:53:41Wow, not even five dollars.
00:53:44Sandra.
00:53:46You've been duping us the whole time?
00:53:48Arrest her!
00:53:50No, please!
00:53:52This is my time!
00:53:54Please!
00:53:56What's going on, Dr. Wilson?
00:53:58Uh, investigating lead poisoning from cheap jewelry
00:54:00for the Emperor of Japan. Bye.
00:54:02Blacklist her from the jewelry industry forever.
00:54:06Bye.
00:54:13I had a really great time tonight.
00:54:15Me too.
00:54:17May I have a kiss?
00:54:34Something wrong?
00:54:36Something in your mouth?
00:54:42Yep.
00:54:44You never have to worry about stinky breath from me.
00:54:55You owe us a bunch of money, Cooper.
00:55:00I don't have any money.
00:55:02How did you pay for this hotel then?
00:55:04I guess you'll only pay up
00:55:08if I break your other leg.
00:55:11Stop!
00:55:15Mr. Vandervilt.
00:55:19Mr. Buffett.
00:55:24This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project.
00:55:27That's right.
00:55:29Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you.
00:55:31I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:55:34I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:55:36No, no.
00:55:38Sorry about those injuries from earlier.
00:55:40It was all just a little misunderstanding.
00:55:42Yeah, we could be partners again.
00:55:45And then maybe you can tell Lady Lockhart
00:55:49to put in a good word for us?
00:55:51Angela still loves me.
00:55:53She's just throwing a fit.
00:55:55She'll be back to me soon enough.
00:55:57Yeah, do you need any help winning her back?
00:55:58We can give you jewelry to give to her.
00:56:01I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago
00:56:04and now they're all begging me to help them out.
00:56:06It feels so damn good to be in power.
00:56:09Sure.
00:56:11I'll put in a good word for you.
00:56:13I just need...
00:56:15Anything you tell us, we'll give you anything.
00:56:17Once I take everything from these idiots,
00:56:20I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge.
00:56:29I'm giving the contract to Jared Cooper,
00:56:32just like you asked me to.
00:56:34Well done, he'll be fucked soon.
00:56:37Well done, he'll be fucked soon.
00:56:40I don't get it, Ms. Musk.
00:56:42That contract has a preliminary clause.
00:56:44It requires him to pay 50% of the costs up front as a deposit.
00:56:47And if he can't, then what?
00:56:49He'll be bankrupt.
00:56:51So as long as he's greedy enough to take it.
00:56:54I'm avenging my best friend.
00:56:56I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart,
00:56:59he's nothing.
00:57:05I signed the Maple Plaza project.
00:57:09We should celebrate.
00:57:11You did?
00:57:13You see, I know my son has it in him.
00:57:15That skank Angela is nothing next to you.
00:57:18And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.
00:57:21Actually, it's thanks to Angela.
00:57:24What?
00:57:26You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
00:57:29Oh, no, no, no, he's not.
00:57:31Jared, what are you doing?
00:57:33You have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you.
00:57:37It's my decision, Mom.
00:57:39I'm the head of the house here.
00:57:41I'm telling my dad.
00:57:43Fine, go right ahead.
00:57:45He has enough problems himself.
00:57:47If you're obedient, I'll keep you around as his side piece.
00:57:49But if not, you can scram.
00:57:51Dad, Jared is being mean to me.
00:57:54Teach him a lesson.
00:57:56Kaylee, be a good girl, okay?
00:57:58Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now.
00:58:02Don't get on his bad side.
00:58:04We can't afford to piss him off.
00:58:06So do as he says.
00:58:08But Dad!
00:58:15I'm sorry.
00:58:17Be your side piece.
00:58:18Very good.
00:58:20I'm happy you've come around.
00:58:22Now let's go celebrate.
00:58:26I mean, do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?
00:58:30But that tongue action, though.
00:58:32Tongue is important.
00:58:34In more than just one spot.
00:58:36Ellen, we are in public.
00:58:38It's true.
00:58:40Stomachache.
00:58:42Again?
00:58:44I have to run to the bathroom.
00:58:46Devin should be here to pick you up soon.
00:58:48Devin's late.
00:58:50Not a good sign for a date.
00:58:54This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars.
00:58:59It's her.
00:59:01And she's alone. With no one to save her.
00:59:05You whore.
00:59:07You seduced my son so he'd get back with you.
00:59:12Let me tell you.
00:59:13I would never go back even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me.
00:59:21Hey, you guys can fight all you want.
00:59:23But you need to take this somewhere else.
00:59:25Whoever gets rid of her for me gets all this.
00:59:28What? Why do I have to leave?
00:59:30She's the one starting shit.
00:59:32Because I have money and you don't.
00:59:34You're just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:59:36And my son just signed a 100 billion dollar contract.
00:59:40He still got the contract?
00:59:42Must be Ellen's doing.
00:59:44Even if he does sign it, he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front.
00:59:48Oh, he's just gonna...
00:59:50Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:59:54Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:59:59You take my charity and toss it in my face as if it's your own.
01:00:04My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.
01:00:07One thousand dollars to take her away.
01:00:09One thousand dollars to take her away.
01:00:12Two thousand dollars to drag her away.
01:00:15Five thousand dollars to beat her away.
01:00:21Oh, oh, hey, hey!
01:00:23Ow, ow!
01:00:26You okay? Are you hurt?
01:00:32Weakling.
01:00:34You! You! Just a few days ago you found yourself a boy toy right after getting divorced.
01:00:39And now you have two more.
01:00:41What a whore.
01:00:43What a whore.
01:00:45Yeah, and Jared wanted to get back with her.
01:00:48What if she has an STD?
01:00:50Oh, like sleeping with a married man wouldn't give you an STD.
01:00:54Let's go. We'll expose her to Jared.
01:00:57Hang on.
01:00:59What do you want?
01:01:01I'll scream!
01:01:03I don't hit women.
01:01:05But I never said I don't kill women.
01:01:07But I never said I don't kill women.
01:01:10Oh, God. He is a murderer.
01:01:13What if he murders me?
01:01:15Not him. Definitely not him.
01:01:21We're not afraid of you.
01:01:23That's enough. This isn't a war zone.
01:01:25You'll be removed from being a five-star general if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.
01:01:30I was just messing with them.
01:01:32Was he, though?
01:01:34We're not afraid of you.
01:01:36Jared, you have to avenge us.
01:01:38Look at this slut.
01:01:40She's found two more boy toys.
01:01:42She's cheating on you. Don't get back with her.
01:01:44Oh, Mr. Cooper, it's you.
01:01:46I apologize for this scene.
01:01:48I'll toss out the potty crashes immediately so that you can go to your salvation banquet.
01:01:52Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:01:54Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:01:56The potty crashes.
01:02:00You have any idea who that is?
01:02:02That's my wife.
01:02:03Please, save that title for the real skank over there.
01:02:06That's right. Know your place.
01:02:08Shut up.
01:02:10She's cheating on you.
01:02:13Know your place. You're just a side piece, if I still want you, that is.
01:02:17Eric, have you gone mad?
01:02:19This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
01:02:21You slap her for this whore?
01:02:23Mom!
01:02:25They really think they're something, huh?
01:02:27Angela's an heiress to a family whose wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age.
01:02:30She's richer even than Ellen Musk.
01:02:33I only got the Maple Closet Project because she gave it to me.
01:02:37What?
01:02:39You apologize right now or I will kick you and your father to the curb.
01:02:49I'm sorry.
01:02:51No.
01:02:53This can't be.
01:02:55I made you divorce...
01:02:57Go home.
01:02:59You're not suited to come with me to my celebration banquet.
01:03:07I apologize on behalf of my mother.
01:03:10Honey, I know you came here to celebrate my achievements.
01:03:14I promise no one will bother you anymore.
01:03:17I didn't come here for you.
01:03:20I'm on a date.
01:03:22A date with two men at the same time?
01:03:24She really is a whore.
01:03:26Angela, please forgive me.
01:03:28I really do love you.
01:03:31Oh-ho! Lady Knockout is here!
01:03:36Oh-ho! Lady Knockout is here!
01:03:40Yeah, yeah, we already know you beat Ford's ass.
01:03:44We're too old for that.
01:03:46They're here for my celebration banquet.
01:03:48Please, you gave me the contract so if anyone should go,
01:03:51as my guest of honor, it should be you.
01:03:53Oh, yes, please, Miss Lockhart, join us.
01:03:56We'll all be one happy business family again.
01:03:59What the hell are you all doing here?
01:04:02Where were you?
01:04:04Stomach issues.
01:04:06Again? Would you like my diagnosis?
01:04:09No.
01:04:11Let me make myself clear, okay?
01:04:15I would rather die than be with you again.
01:04:18Seems that they're not actually on good terms.
01:04:22I can't lose face in front of these pricks.
01:04:25Otherwise they'll cut me off too.
01:04:27Angela, I know you're still mad, but please give me a chance.
01:04:30I'll prove it to you.
01:04:32You want a chance?
01:04:34Angela, no.
01:04:36You have three great guys here who all want to marry you.
01:04:38Don't take him back.
01:04:40I'll give you two choices.
01:04:43I'll give you two choices.
01:04:49Me or the contract.
01:04:52You're kidding me.
01:04:54No, I'm not kidding you.
01:04:56If you choose me, we can remarry this week.
01:05:00But you don't get the hundred billion dollar contract.
01:05:04The choice is all yours.
01:05:06That's a tough choice.
01:05:08You think so?
01:05:10He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon.
01:05:13Either way, he benefits.
01:05:15Why can't I have both?
01:05:16You really are a greedy bastard.
01:05:19Angela, I saved you in the pool, remember?
01:05:22I deserve the contract.
01:05:24Did you really?
01:05:29Look who's fashionably late now.
01:05:32He didn't save her at the pool.
01:05:34Wait, what are you talking about?
01:05:37I choose the contract.
01:05:40I knew it.
01:05:42You'll get what's coming to you.
01:05:44With this contract, my company's earning potential is limitless.
01:05:49Angela Lockhart, you humiliated me in front of everyone.
01:05:52I will get you one day.
01:05:54Let me show you something.
01:06:07You saved me.
01:06:13You saved me.
01:06:15I'm sorry.
01:06:17If his lies led to you wasting three years of your life.
01:06:21But I promise you.
01:06:24I'm going to make it up to you with the rest of our lives.
01:06:27No, no, I wasn't lying.
01:06:29I just couldn't remember exactly what happened that day.
01:06:39Does that mean we both each saved her once?
01:06:43What?
01:06:45Me? Dr. Wilson? Losing at saving people?
01:06:49No way.
01:06:51You guys, one of you, do something life-threatening right now.
01:06:54You're crazy.
01:06:56And actually, they've all been doing horrible shit behind your back.
01:07:01What?
01:07:04Mr. Sterling had me investigate their company's dealings.
01:07:07Turns out they've been fudging the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts.
01:07:10Put it simply.
01:07:12They've been stealing from you.
01:07:14I can't believe I didn't realize.
01:07:16Ms. Lockhart, I'm so sorry.
01:07:19I should have had third-party accountants check thoroughly.
01:07:22No, it's not your fault. They're just too slick.
01:07:25You like me to punish them for you?
01:07:27Oh God, no. Not that again. Please.
01:07:30Max.
01:07:32You know what to do.
01:07:40The banks have pulled all of our funds.
01:07:43All business ties have been severed.
01:07:45We're bankrupt!
01:07:51How did you do that?
01:07:53Who are you?
01:07:55And don't say Spider-Man!
01:07:58I'll tell you who I am.
01:08:02I'll tell you who I am.
01:08:05I'll tell you who I am.
01:08:07I'll tell you who I am.
01:08:11I am...
01:08:13Crypto-Punk Number Two!
01:08:15What did he say he was?
01:08:17That's more bizarre than Spider-Man.
01:08:19You're Crypto-Punk Number Two?
01:08:22Well, I'm Crypto-Punk Number One.
01:08:25See? You are number one at something.
01:08:27The most expensive NFT collection in the world.
01:08:30Forget Forbes' list.
01:08:32It's all about young money now.
01:08:34So, how about our date?
01:08:38I'm not letting them one-up me on this one.
01:08:41I'll spy too.
01:08:56They forgot to cancel my contract.
01:08:59I still have the 100 billion dollar project.
01:09:02Yes! I'm rich!
01:09:04Yes! I'm rich!
01:09:07I think I'll make them all pay soon!
01:09:15What?
01:09:17Mr. Cooper, sir. The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide 50% of the costs up front.
01:09:22Otherwise, it's a breach of contract and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.
01:09:26No!
01:09:28I'm bankrupt.
01:09:29Bankrupt?
01:09:31I'm just a little odd card.
01:09:33You tricked me!
01:09:40Allow me.
01:09:43I'm sorry I was late, my queen.
01:09:46I had to get some very important materials.
01:09:49For our special date.
01:09:52Well, cheers.
01:09:54Cheers.
01:09:59Cheers.
01:10:03This looks good.
01:10:09Did you use my spices?
01:10:12I know your ex-in-law has never appreciated you.
01:10:16You can have all the money and power in the world and you still can't force a man to love you.
01:10:23I couldn't even remember our anniversary.
01:10:29Angel.
01:10:32Your future with me...
01:10:36It's gonna be different.
01:10:38Come on.
01:10:40Upstairs.
01:10:41Okay.
01:10:58Wow.
01:11:00Devon, I can't believe this is what I've been missing out on these past few years.
01:11:05Just because of some silly mistake.
01:11:08Angela.
01:11:10I've known and loved you for three whole years.
01:11:13Actually, I've also loved you for three years.
01:11:17That's right.
01:11:19I fell in love with you three years ago, too.
01:11:21How is all of this possible?
01:11:24I didn't meet any of you until recently.
01:11:27Well, actually, maybe Devon, but...
01:11:32I've had a crush on you since college.
01:11:34You were my motivation to go to business school.
01:11:36Despite who you were, you never judged me for being poor.
01:11:43Are you trying to get hired at Fortune 500 in a suit like that?
01:11:51All you do is babble on and on about Internet money, Bitcoin and shit like that.
01:11:59Are you trying to steal my spot?
01:12:02I'll teach you a lesson.
01:12:04I'll teach you a lesson.
01:12:07Hey! Get away from him!
01:12:10Angela!
01:12:12Fancy girl. I like her.
01:12:25How is he?
01:12:27It's a rare poison made from a mixture of dried roots found in Africa.
01:12:31Astragalus saltifum.
01:12:32Can it be cured?
01:12:34I actually think I know that poison.
01:12:36It sounds really scary, but its cure can actually be found in any developed country.
01:12:40Household salt.
01:12:48I like her.
01:12:51There you go.
01:12:53What time is it?
01:12:56Oh, shoot. I'm late for swim practice.
01:13:03I like her.
01:13:05We have been rivals ever since.
01:13:08So, that's how I, well, we all met.
01:13:13I barely remember.
01:13:15I should have never let you go to swim practice that day.
01:13:18Matthew Richards, the guy who poisoned me, he tapped you out of revenge.
01:13:23You wouldn't have known.
01:13:25I did hear he dropped out and became a loan shark though.
01:13:27If that makes you feel any better.
01:13:29Yeah, I think that suits him a little better.
01:13:32Angela, your seven days is almost up.
01:13:35Now that you know they all loved and fought for you for three years, who will you pick?
01:13:45How can that be?
01:13:47Angela Lockhart is an heiress?
01:13:54Kaylee, we've gone bankrupt.
01:13:58Bankrupt?
01:13:59The Vanderbilts have gone bankrupt?
01:14:03Well then, get out of here.
01:14:06You can't do this to me.
01:14:10Jared.
01:14:11Mom, it's me.
01:14:12What happened?
01:14:14Jared, I have carefully reconsidered.
01:14:17Angela is way better than this dimwit.
01:14:20You should get back with your wife.
01:14:22We're bankrupt.
01:14:23What?
01:14:27Jared Cooper.
01:14:30We're here to propose you a long kiss.
01:14:34No one is going to save you now.
01:14:36What?
01:14:41What kind of an asshole throws his own mother to the dogs?
01:14:47Who will you pick?
01:14:51I...
01:14:57I brought you fried chicken.
01:14:58Fried chicken?
01:15:00Hey, not all girls like sushi and caviar.
01:15:02Yeah, he's right. I did live in Atlanta for three months.
01:15:05Sucking up last minute.
01:15:07At least I don't speak like an AI robot.
01:15:10Hey, stop. Stop.
01:15:13Welcome back to The Bachelorette.
01:15:16I mean, the three badasses who want me.
01:15:19I mean, Angela Lockhart...
01:15:22You know what I mean.
01:15:23Today, our heiress bachelorette will choose which one of our three badasses will she marry.
01:15:31Will it be Shane, the doctor?
01:15:35Cole, the general?
01:15:39Or Devin, the CEO?
01:15:44Uh, looks like our bachelorette may need a little more time to decide.
01:15:48Oh, the suspense is killing me.
01:15:50But when she does, she will take this eternal rose, made from glass imported from Venice, and give it to our winner.
01:15:59Angela.
01:16:02Angela.
01:16:04Oh, I...
01:16:07I need more time to think.
01:16:12Uh, while our bachelorette takes a little time to decide, why don't we check in with each of our candidates?
01:16:20Let's check in with each of our candidates.
01:16:23Let's start with Cole.
01:16:25Cole.
01:16:30There's not much to say.
01:16:32Who wouldn't want a five-star general who has huge biceps, a massive chest, who would protect their wife?
01:16:43Okay, thank you.
01:16:45Uh, Shane?
01:16:46Shane?
01:16:49Muscles, money, they won't get you so far.
01:16:53But you need a well-balanced man like me that has more than one way to keep a lady happy, if you know what I mean.
01:17:02Okay, I think we do. And Devin?
01:17:07That was quite disgusting.
01:17:11I just hope Angela's okay.
01:17:13I know she's going under a lot of stress right now, a lot of choices to make.
01:17:18And she's my queen.
01:17:20I just really hope she's okay.
01:17:22Now one more thing.
01:17:23What kind of a doctor brings fried chicken to a girl?
01:17:28That's a good point.
01:17:29That's bad for her heart.
01:17:32And then you!
01:17:33What?
01:17:34You know what they say about military men.
01:17:37They beef their wives.
01:17:43Enough!
01:17:46Stand up!
01:17:48Hey, you guys.
01:17:51Whoa, break it up!
01:17:53Hey! Break it up!
01:17:59Cut to commercial!
01:18:01Cut to commercial!
01:18:14Oh my gosh.
01:18:20This is the hardest decision I've ever had to make in my entire life.
01:18:25Who do I choose?
01:18:34Angela's marrying me!
01:18:35You're not stealing her from me.
01:18:36Oh yeah?
01:18:38I may be a doctor, but like I said, I know and possess the deadliest poisons in the world.
01:18:46What don't you have in that coat?
01:18:48Fruit flavored gum.
01:18:50I won't let you take Angela away from me.
01:18:52I'll fight you to the death.
01:18:54Don't forget about me.
01:18:56It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:19:01These stupid profile cards don't make any sense.
01:19:04They do not help.
01:19:05Who made these?
01:19:24It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:19:30I'm actually a part of the X-Men.
01:19:33And I have the power of telekinesis!
01:19:52We may have to work together to take him down.
01:20:03This battle within our heads is the most intense I've ever experienced.
01:20:07I may not be able to take them both down if they decide to team up.
01:20:11Hmm.
01:20:12Winter mint?
01:20:13Or cool mint?
01:20:18You know,
01:20:20I've always really liked your hair.
01:20:21Really?
01:20:23I'm actually pretty self-conscious about it.
01:20:26So I appreciate that.
01:20:28And you know,
01:20:29Cole,
01:20:30I've always really liked the way you talk.
01:20:34Really?
01:20:35Yeah.
01:20:39What do you got for me?
01:20:40I always
01:20:42really like the way you chew gum.
01:20:44Yeah?
01:20:45It's fresh, right?
01:20:50You're actually a really good doctor.
01:20:53You need me to look at you like that?
01:20:56You need me to look at you like that?
01:21:00Angela's been kidnapped!
01:21:02Angela's been kidnapped!
01:21:05It was Jared Cooper!
01:21:07That fucker!
01:21:08We have to find her.
01:21:09What, how?
01:21:10Her ring.
01:21:11Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism on her ring just in case.
01:21:14Well, let's go then!
01:21:17My fiancé!
01:21:18My fiancé!
01:21:20Fuck!
01:21:24Jared.
01:21:28What am I doing here?
01:21:31You destroyed me.
01:21:34I took everything.
01:21:37What?
01:21:38I have nothing left.
01:21:40It's not my fault you're too greedy.
01:21:43Is it greedy to have sex with my wife?
01:21:46What?
01:21:47What?
01:21:48I'm not your wife anymore!
01:21:50Oh yeah, I know.
01:21:51You wouldn't take me back now.
01:21:52Not unless I get you pregnant with my child.
01:21:54This is illegal!
01:21:55You wouldn't want your child to be away from its father.
01:21:58You won't have me arrested.
01:22:00You will take me back.
01:22:04Come on, bitch.
01:22:07I'll settle you down a little.
01:22:17You will be begging me to fuck you soon.
01:22:22Hey!
01:22:24Angela!
01:22:25Come here!
01:22:29You're too late!
01:22:30I drugged her.
01:22:31She'll be dead soon unless...
01:22:32Not yet.
01:22:33Have you forgotten who I am?
01:22:36He really does have everything in his coat.
01:22:38Everything except for fruit.
01:22:39Yeah, except for fruit flavored gum.
01:22:40We get it already.
01:22:41Just save my boss!
01:22:44Here you go.
01:22:50You're all good now.
01:22:52Oh, thank God.
01:22:54But what do we do with that piece of shit?
01:22:56What?
01:22:57What are you going to do to me?
01:22:59Hey, stop!
01:23:00No, don't!
01:23:02Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:23:10Glad we didn't actually have that fight.
01:23:12Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all.
01:23:18So who did you pick, sweetheart?
01:23:20We've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding.
01:23:23The Prince of Bhutan.
01:23:25And remember, we will kill ourselves if you don't choose.
01:23:33Welcome back to the finale of
01:23:35The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:23:37We're down to the wire.
01:23:39Literally.
01:23:40The wedding day.
01:23:41But who's the groom?
01:23:43Welcome back to the finale of
01:23:45The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:23:47But who's the groom?
01:23:51Uh...
01:23:52Seems our heiress still hasn't decided.
01:23:56Any input from the pair?
01:23:58No.
01:23:59I don't think so.
01:24:00No.
01:24:01No.
01:24:02No.
01:24:03No.
01:24:04No.
01:24:05No.
01:24:06No.
01:24:07No.
01:24:08No.
01:24:09No.
01:24:10No.
01:24:11Any input from the parents?
01:24:13Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice.
01:24:16This is exciting.
01:24:18Who should my daughter pick?
01:24:21Let me think.
01:24:25I like the doctor.
01:24:27He's cute.
01:24:30But the general looks like a strong fellow.
01:24:34And we can't forget about Devon Sterling,
01:24:36the one who's loved her the longest.
01:24:38Isn't that right, Devon?
01:24:39Angela.
01:24:46You are all three very fine gentlemen.
01:24:51And I'm really grateful for all of your love.
01:24:56But this was a really hard decision.
01:24:59And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:25:04And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:25:11I'm just kidding.
01:25:12I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.
01:25:18Each of our candidates have saved our main character.
01:25:22I mean, bachelorette, once.
01:25:24They've all proven their undying love.
01:25:27So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart?
01:25:30Literally.
01:25:31Could it be the sexy and protective,
01:25:35general with a temper, Mr. Cole Eisenhower?
01:25:43Or the fun, wicked-minded, but kind of weird,
01:25:48Dr. Shane Wilson?
01:25:53And last but not least,
01:25:55could it be the richest man of them all,
01:25:58Could it be the richest man of them all,
01:26:01the man Angela would have married a long time ago,
01:26:03Mr. Devon Sterling?
01:26:08Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:26:12It has.
01:26:13May the best man win.
01:26:15May the best man win.
01:26:18Drum roll, please.
01:26:29Seriously, Ricky?
01:26:38I choose...
01:26:48I need a powerful, strong man
01:26:50who I feel like he can protect me.
01:26:59Who could resist those guns?
01:27:03Could I interest you in an N.F.D., Ellen?
01:27:05Would you like a full-body checkup?
01:27:20Shane, it's you.
01:27:22I'm lovesick for you.
01:27:24You like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:27:27It's that tongue action, ladies and gents.
01:27:31Ellen, be my new queen.
01:27:33Think of what we could do together.
01:27:47It's always been you.
01:27:57I'll always love you.
01:28:01Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody.
01:28:04Mr. Devon Sterling, would you like a full-body checkup?
01:28:07Have you seen my murdering weapons?
01:28:09I need fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:28:26generations
01:28:46I, Selene Lovett,
01:28:48accept my role as Nightwind's pack, Luna,
01:28:52and your wife.
01:28:54I, Alexander Cain, fucking love you.
01:29:03Yes!
01:29:13Wow, two alphas together.