Nick brings Hannah home to his parents house and gives her a tour of his room.
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00:00Welcome to the dungeon.
00:01It's big.
00:02You don't want to check and see, like,
00:04rummage through it, like, open up the toilet.
00:06I have a feeling your mom cleaned it before I got here.
00:08Nah, she didn't clean this space.
00:09I cleaned it before I left, but I always keep it clean.
00:13But then, yeah, this is, like, my little living room space.
00:16That's where I do my work, right over here.
00:18Got an office.
00:19When you need someone to call Nick Dork
00:21or Rice Properties Group, keep it with you, all right?
00:23Yeah.
00:24In case you need a realtor, you know, who to call.
00:26I thought you were buying a house, Nick.
00:28I'm saying, yeah.
00:29And this is Buffy.
00:31This is my first stuffed animal.
00:33This is Buffy.
00:34OK.
00:35Is this your closet, or what's this thing?
00:37There's a pool table in there, but...
00:38Oh, is this the pool table?
00:39Yeah, but we just keep a bunch of shit in there.
00:41Yeah, that's...
00:42Nick, you were like,
00:43I got a pool table in my crib.
00:45Exactly.
00:46With storage on top.
00:47Yeah, with storage on top.
00:49My dad and I, though,
00:50we used to come down here every day and play.
00:52Oh, yeah.
00:53Like, this, yeah, it wasn't this messy.
00:55And this is where the magic happens.
00:57Yeah.
00:58The magic that doesn't happen.
00:59Say, Mom, Dad, shh.
01:01I'm bringing a girl home tonight.
01:02OK.
01:03It is odd, right?
01:05Like, I don't...
01:06I haven't had girlfriends
01:07that I bring over to the house, right?
01:09You're the third person
01:10who's ever kind of seen this space.
01:12But I feel like this didn't go too bad.
01:15It's nerve-wracking.
01:16You'd be a little bit nervous.
01:17But I'm at the point with you
01:18where you accept me for who I am.
01:20No, it's nice.
01:21But you were talking about,
01:22I got a pool table,
01:24so I was expecting, like...
01:25Like a...
01:26I was expecting, like, a man's den.
01:28I was expecting, like,
01:29the pool table in the center
01:30and, like, the liquor on the wall.
01:31Liquor on the wall.
01:32Yeah.
01:33No, no, I mean, the liquor's upstairs.
01:35I wish you were handier.
01:36Should have picked a different guy, babe.
01:38Yeah.
01:39Can't mount on TV, can you, Nick?
01:40Did you hang up that mirror?
01:41Yeah, I helped my dad hang that, yeah.
01:43It's two, it's two.
01:44I actually did.
01:45How long have you lived
01:46in the basement for?
01:47Probably, like, last two years.
01:50Two years?
01:51And then where'd you live
01:52before that, upstairs?
01:53Yeah, yeah.
01:54Right after we do get married,
01:56probably gonna move pretty quick, right?
01:58Mm-hmm.
01:59You know, like,
02:00we'll probably move right in.
02:04I don't think I'm moving
02:05into your basement.
02:06You're gonna be moving in
02:07with me, right?
02:08I think you're moving
02:09into my apartment.
02:10You ready to move out?
02:11Fuck yeah.
02:25You know, like,
02:26I don't think I'm moving
02:27into your basement.
02:28You're gonna be moving
02:29into my apartment.
02:30You're gonna be moving
02:31into my apartment.
02:32You're gonna be moving
02:33into my apartment.
02:34You're gonna be moving
02:35into my apartment.
02:36You're gonna be moving
02:37into my apartment.
02:38You're gonna be moving
02:39into my apartment.
02:40You're gonna be moving
02:41into my apartment.
02:42You're gonna be moving
02:43into my apartment.
02:44You're gonna be moving
02:45into my apartment.
02:46You're gonna be moving
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02:48You're gonna be moving
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02:50You're gonna be moving
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