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A box is sent back to 1985 to warn the world about the COVID-19 Virus | dG1fWWFJdkFoSG96SWs
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00:00We begin tonight with breaking news and a huge jump in the number of new cases of COVID-19.
00:05The second record-breaking day in a row for B.C.
00:08Norbarita's following this in the breaking news center tonight, and Norma, these numbers are troubling.
00:12Well, that's right, there are 589 new cases of COVID-19 in B.C.
00:27What are you doing with my stuff?
00:29I'm going to warn the past about COVID.
00:36Guys, guys, look what I found.
00:38I was checking my mail and I found this box, but it's not like marked with anything.
00:42Did you just porch pirate?
00:44What are you waiting for? Just open it up.
00:50Aw, I was hoping for wicked contraband or something illegal, you know?
00:54Not like sleeping masks.
00:57Who needs this many rolls of toilet paper?
00:59Oh my god, there is like a gallon of hand sanitizer in here.
01:04Strawberry flavored.
01:06Anybody want to drink up?
01:08Okay, so hypothetically speaking, you know, you said this is 1985 or whatever,
01:11but like what are people going to understand from a bottle of hand sanitizer?
01:15It's a hint.
01:16A hint?
01:17Yeah.
01:18What about the toilet paper?
01:20A suggestion.
01:22A suggestion?
01:23Yeah.
01:24Oh, you hapless fool.
01:26Shut up, Shakespeare. This is going to work.
01:39These are such magnificent gifts.
01:42Dude, this isn't an escape. I was giving them a note.
01:45But where's the drama in that?
01:47Guys, don't you think these sanitary items are like a sign or something?
01:54I just astral projected and saw something that awaits us in the future.
01:57And these items just might be our savior.
02:00My third eye is twitching.
02:02Holly is right.
02:04Okay, so, say we're right.
02:06What do we do about it?
02:08Good question. The future in peril.
02:11Future?
02:13Wait.
02:15You sure you want to do this?
02:17It's the only way, Ben.
02:20Alright, then.
02:24That's life.
02:25That's life.
02:27That's what all the people say.