The Emu War official trailer
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00:00And now, for a formal announcement from the Honourable Harold Holt, Prime Minister of Australia.
00:06Yesterday, after a routine EMU cull, our special forces were attacked.
00:12The EMUs have declared war on the Commonwealth of Australia.
00:17But the spirit of Australia will not be broken.
00:21The EMUs will not be victorious.
00:24EMUs are...
00:26God, oh God, I'm pissed. I'm pissing my pants right now.
00:29Just keep doing this. Stop talking or keep pissing.
00:31I'm talking about pissing.
00:33This war may rest on the shoulders of four ragtag misfits
00:37deep in the bush.
00:43We should get some bush tucker, bruvs.
00:47If you get caught, I'm afraid they will torture you.
00:52We need a mole to go undercover and exploit the Queen EMU's only weakness,
00:57her horniness.
01:00Every human on that battlefield
01:05will die.