أبو ملوح السحر و الشعوذة
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00:21In a new episode
00:23Problems are solved, I have a plan
00:27Hello, hello
00:28My game is solved, I have a new bag
00:33It's a decoration, and I'm trying to destroy it
00:37What do I do with some people with their hands?
00:41What do I do with some people with their hands?
00:44The day of the sun, and the rainbow
00:49The audience is happy with a unique idea
00:54All the time, all the neighborhood, all the neighborhood
00:58We are with you in a new episode
01:12We are with you, my beloved, with a chest
01:17My heart is white, but my situation is stubborn
01:22My luck is bad, and time has changed its course
01:26I always feel that my situation is bad
01:30I always feel that my situation is bad
01:34The day of the sun, and the rainbow
01:39The audience is happy with a unique idea
01:44All the time, all the neighborhood, all the neighborhood
01:48We are with you in a new episode
01:52We are with you in a new episode
01:55We are with you in a new episode
02:00Episode 2
02:04Episode 2
02:12Follow me, Abu Malouh
02:14God bless you, what's wrong?
02:16A new neighbor is following me
02:17What do you mean?
02:19I mean, he's staring at me
02:21It's okay, he's following you
02:23What do you want him to do?
02:24I said, he's following my nose
02:28Your nose?
02:29This is your nose, and you call it a sandwich?
02:32My nose used to have two nostrils, and this is my nose
02:36Now, it has one nostril, and it's breathing
02:39Are you serious?
02:40I'm just saying
02:42Why don't you take from him?
02:44I can't
02:46It's easy, just point to his house, and I'll get it for you
02:50God bless you, I'm just pointing to his house
02:52I'll get it for you
02:54And I'll prove to you that this is all a misunderstanding
02:58And that you're not the only one
03:07There's no one here
03:08Yeah, it's Thursday, they all went to their farms
03:12No one's home
03:13Okay, listen, I want you to leave, and I want to knock on the door
03:16And I want to get you anything I can find from the man's footprints
03:21Wait a minute
03:25Oh, my back
03:30In the name of God, this is not a dog
03:35Oh my God, I'm going to tell my parents
03:39I forgot to tell Abu Malouh that you have a dog in your yard
03:44I swear, he's playing with your dog
03:47Yeah, he's laughing and sniffing
03:49He's all smelly
03:52Oh my love, Abu Malouh
03:54This is your neighbor's dog, you can say he's your eye
03:58We sit with him and play with him
04:00I only found this dog, Al-Marwah
04:03This is a good thing, you can get rid of the eye, because it's in everything
04:07What's wrong with you guys? Are you crazy?
04:10No, no, Al-Halal, we're not crazy
04:13You guys scared me, I swear I'm tired, and my neck hurts
04:18I want to go to the doctor, he's treating me
04:21I want to go to him, take me to him
04:24I'm tired, take me to him
04:26Okay, okay, the doctor is good, and you, God willing, will be fine
04:29Let's go, take me to him
04:41What's written on the paper?
04:43The Psychiatric Center announces the arrival of Prof. Abdallah Abdul-Hakeem
04:48Psychiatric Consultant and Neurologist
04:52Give me this paper, I might need it
04:55I don't care if I can't fly
04:57You guys killed me
05:09You don't want to leave, do you?
05:14If I was a Muslim, I wouldn't have done all this
05:20I love you so much, and I don't want to leave you
05:24Who is Abu Saasai?
05:25Abu Saasai is the Sheikh who gave us the name Abu Khnaifish
05:29So his name is Abu Saasai?
05:31Yes, his name is Abu Saasai
05:35Peace be upon you
05:36And upon you
05:38And upon you
05:39Okay, Abu Khnaifish, as soon as I found out you were tired, I decided to come and visit you
05:45Otherwise, I would have been exhausted
05:48You're not tired, Abbas
05:50Why? I'm not tired, Abbas
05:52I'm a magician
05:54Who is he? I want to catch him
05:56I'll charm you
05:57What will I charm you with?
05:59Your face looks like a stick
06:01I know you don't believe me
06:04But this is the truth
06:05I'm sure there is no other magician like me
06:08I have an appointment with Sheikh Badrat Daga
06:12I'll go to him now
06:29Hello, magician
06:38No! No!
06:42Dohbur, oh Dohbur
06:45I want 50 French pigeons
06:51French pigeons? Why do you want pigeons?
06:54I want a change, I'm tired of eating birds
06:57What?
06:58I mean the magic that you have
07:00It's a bird
07:02And the pigeons will bring it out
07:05Okay, okay, who will bring you pigeons?
07:07I'll see you next week
07:09And don't forget to bring some fruits
07:13And a few cans of the magician's bottle
07:17The bottle?
07:18Are you a magician, Sheikh?
07:20God forgive you
07:21God forgive you
07:23Magicians are for devils
07:25And not for me
07:27What should I do with them?
07:29They used to drink the smoke
07:31And now they went to the magician and the bottle
07:35What should I do now, Sheikh?
07:37You're in trouble
07:39There's not much time left
07:41But you have to pay 3000 Riyals
07:45Now and quickly
08:01Hello, Abu Khnaifir
08:02Abu Mbala, I'm tired and I want you to take me to a doctor
08:07Abu Khnaifir, you're not a sheikh or a popular doctor
08:11Try going to the doctor yourself
08:14I don't want a sheikh
08:15And going to the doctor yourself doesn't mean he's crazy
08:18Don't bother me
08:19Take me to the popular doctor, Abu Saikh
08:22I'm dying of thirst
08:24Okay, okay, I'm coming
08:27A few hours later
08:30You have a colon and you need surgery
08:42What are you doing to me?
08:50Oh, my stomach
08:51I'm crying like a pig
08:54Oh, the smell of Abu Khnaifir's skin
08:56It smells like a burnt car
09:01Let's go, Abu Zhatan
09:04Let's go
09:07Open the door
09:09Open the door, boy
09:12You want to know what happened to the guys
09:15What happened to you, Abu Khnaifir?
09:17I'm crying like a pig
09:18I'm not a popular doctor
09:20I don't know what to do
09:23I went to the psychiatrist
09:26He told me I had depression
09:28He gave me a pill
09:31And I'm fine
09:33What about you, Abbas?
09:34I'm crying like a pig
09:38I'm not a sheikh or a popular doctor
09:41What about you, Abu Zhatan?
09:43I don't know what to do
09:46I'm crying like a pig
09:48I don't know what to do
09:51I have a problem in my chest
09:54I need surgery
10:18In a new episode
10:20Problems are solved, I have a plan
10:24Hello, hello
10:25My game is solved, I have a new bag
10:30It's a decoration and I'm looking for a solution
10:34What do I do in some people's country?
10:38What do I do in some people's country?
10:42Every day I go out and wear a mask
10:46It makes the audience happy early in the evening
10:51Every time, every neighborhood, every neighborhood
10:55I'm always with you in a new episode
11:09I'm always with you in a new episode
11:14My heart is white but my situation is stubborn
11:19My luck is bad and time has changed its course
11:23I'm always in a bad situation
11:27I'm always in a bad situation
11:31Every day I go out and wear a mask
11:35It makes the audience happy early in the evening
11:41Every time, every neighborhood, every neighborhood
11:45I'm always with you in a new episode