GOVANDA COMEDY CLIPS
GOVANDA COMEDY CLIPS
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00:00I
00:30Give me
01:00You don't even know how to talk on the phone?
01:03God has made you a human being.
01:05You're a donkey.
01:06You're a donkey.
01:07You're a donkey.
01:09You have ten dogs and you think you're a lion.
01:11Look, Raj...
01:12Don't call me brother.
01:14You keep calling me brother.
01:15Brother, listen to me.
01:17Catch him.
01:22No.
01:24I'll kill him.
01:25What are you doing?
01:26I won't spare him.
01:27What are you doing? Have you gone mad?
01:28Have you gone mad?
01:29If he dies, your brother will be hanged.
01:32Didn't you hear what he said to me?
01:33It's not his fault.
01:35He left his wife because of us.
01:38And your man brought him here with a gun.
01:40Anyone can go mad.
01:42Listen.
01:43Listen.
01:44What hasn't he done for us?
01:45He's committed suicide to save your brother.
01:48Let him work his way out.
01:49Just give me the gun.
01:50You relax, okay?
01:51Let him go.
01:52Come on.
01:53Relax.
01:54Raj, have you gone mad?
01:55What's your problem?
01:56You misbehaved with Mr. Tejpal.
01:58You misbehaved with your sister-in-law.
01:59You spoke ill of Mr. Kalra.
02:01You lost your house, your reputation.
02:03And now you're going to die.
02:04The whole city is trying to kill you.
02:06I'm not doing anything.
02:07It's all happening on its own.
02:08I can't lie.
02:10You can't lie?
02:11You're the biggest liar.
02:13Sit here.
02:14Sit.
02:15You think I'm lying, right?
02:16Sit.
02:17Ask me any question.
02:18You think I'll lie.
02:20Ask me.
02:21Okay.
02:22Then tell me.
02:23Tell me what you think about me.
02:26We'll lose our friendship.
02:27No, no.
02:28We'll lose our friendship.
02:29Tell me what you think about me.
02:30We'll lose our friendship.
02:31No, no.
02:32We'll lose our friendship.
02:33Tell me what you think about me.
02:34Ask me something else.
02:35No, no.
02:36Ask me something else.
02:37Tell me what you think about me.
02:39Listen.
02:40I've never seen a bigger fool than you in my life.
02:43In a city where people don't give water to anyone,
02:45you gave me your house to live in.
02:47And then what did you think?
02:48That I'd think of you as King Harichandra?
02:50At that moment, you were so out of my league
02:52that I thought I'd made a fool out of you.
02:54That's when I realized
02:55that even after living in Mumbai for 10 years,
02:57why couldn't you become a great lawyer?
02:58And let me challenge you.
02:59Even if you live in this city for the next 10 years,
03:01you'll be standing outside the same court,
03:03because you're not human.
03:04You're a moron, moron!
03:11Hello?
03:12Will you call me later, please?
03:20Sorry.
03:21Why is this coming out of my mouth?
03:23No, no.
03:24I didn't feel bad about what you said.
03:27Give me my phone.
03:29In fact, I'm very happy today.
03:32You can really speak the truth.
03:35I wish you'd gotten used to speaking the truth a long time ago.
03:39You wouldn't be alone in such a big house.
03:41Sister-in-law wouldn't have left the house.
03:43Chintu would've stayed with you.
03:46Raj.
03:47I beg of you.
03:50Save me.
03:51Save your broken home.
03:53Can I tell you another truth, Mohan?
03:55When you do this,
03:56I feel like slapping you.
03:59What do you do?
04:02You're a master.
04:05You're a master.
04:16Hello?
04:17Hi, Dad.
04:18I saw the broken star last night
04:20and took back my wish.
04:22Now you can open your heart and lie again.
04:26There's no need for that, son.
04:29Whatever fight I'll fight now,
04:31I'll fight the truth.
04:35Your Honor.
04:37I admit that the day Anand Mahatre was killed,
04:39my client was in Mumbai.
04:41But that doesn't prove that my client killed him.
04:45Because the letter Anand Mahatre left in his pocket
04:47clearly proves that he committed suicide.
04:49Your Honor, Anand Mahatre was a fighting man.
04:52He wasn't one of those who committed suicide because of circumstances.
04:55And according to the defense,
04:56if he committed suicide because of circumstances,
04:58then I would like to know about those circumstances.
05:00Your Honor.
05:01Anand Mahatre's suicide was the reason
05:03why his wife's disloyalty worsened.
05:06Objection, Your Honor.
05:09The defense is making baseless accusations against my client.
05:12He's trying to defame a very decent widow, sir.
05:15One minute, my friend.
05:17Your Honor.
05:18I can prove it.
05:20Mr. Mishra.
05:22Are you Anand Mahatre's neighbor?
05:24Yes, sir. I've been his neighbor for 20 years.
05:27Then you must know who used to come and go to his house.
05:29Yes, sir.
05:31Was there a special man who used to come in his absence?
05:34Yes, he used to come.
05:35Who?
05:37The skinny man sitting there.
05:42Yes, sir.
05:43This man used to come to his house often.
05:45When?
05:46There was no fixed time for him to come and go.
05:48He used to come during the day and night.
05:50What did he do?
05:51What do I tell you what he used to do?
05:54After the door of his house was closed,
05:56I don't know what he used to do inside his house.
06:00And when did he leave?
06:02He used to leave as soon as Anand Mahatre came.
06:06Yes, Your Honor.
06:07It's true that he used to go to Anand Mahatre's house every night.
06:10But he used to threaten to vacate his house.
06:12No, Your Honor.
06:13It's true that he used to go to meet Anand Mahatre's wife.
06:17I request the court to call Kala Bhai to the witness box.
06:20Yes, he used to come.
06:22He's in love, he hasn't stolen anything.
06:24No, he's lying.
06:27Tell me one thing, Kala Bhai.
06:29What was the limit of your relationship with Mrs. Mahatre?
06:32What are you saying, sir?
06:34Is there a limit to love?
06:37Assume that all the limits were broken, sir.
06:41Your Honor, please.
06:43This man is doing despicable things to save his boss.
06:45Let it be, Mr. Lawyer.
06:48Why are you insulting a woman in front of me?
06:52Now that you've opened your mouth, listen to me.
06:55Call a lady constable.
06:57Tell her to go to the ladies' bathroom with this woman.
07:00And check.
07:02There's a spot on her back that only her parents have seen in her childhood.
07:05Her husband has seen it after marriage.
07:07And I have seen it during the time of romance.
07:10Does the prosecution have any other evidence?
07:13Yes, Your Honor, we do.
07:16But to present it...
07:19I want a short break, sir.
07:21Okay, time is granted.
07:23Whenever he takes a break, he does something stupid.
07:26We'll have to keep an eye on him.
07:28Mohan Pyare, this is such a big problem.
07:31Until I was fighting the war of lies...
07:33I had a line of false witnesses and false evidence.
07:36And today, when I'm fighting the war of truth...
07:39I've become so lonely.
07:41Oh, my brother.
07:42What's the point of regretting now?
07:44Just like you saved Vinod Kalra and trapped Pange...
07:47Similarly, Adarsh proved Anand's murder to be suicide...
07:50and his wife to be miscarriage.
07:52Oh, brother.
07:53This is what happens these days...
07:55with those who fight the war of truth.
07:57Maybe this reporter Rajat didn't have an accident.
07:59Maybe he was murdered.
08:10I'm sorry.
08:12I'm sorry.
08:13What happened?
08:14I need to talk to you.
08:17Later.
08:18Later.
08:20Raj, whose cassette is this?
08:22Cassette?
08:25The silence has come.
08:37Tara!
08:39Tara!
08:40What are you doing here?
08:41I don't even want to see your face.
08:43Get out of my way.
08:44I'm not here to show off.
08:46I'm here to get my cassette.
08:47Cassette?
08:48Which cassette?
08:49The one I gave you as a gift.
08:51That's what I gave you.
08:52Don't touch me.
08:53Get out of my house.
08:54Really?
08:55You used to ask me when I was coming home.
08:57Now you ask me when I'm coming home.
08:58You women are so lucky.
09:00Look, this cupboard is full of my gifts.
09:03If I had given half of them to my wife...
09:06she would have kissed my cheeks all her life.
09:08But I didn't.
09:09I didn't even give her a flower from the street.
09:11I don't know...
09:12what love letter is this?
09:13It's full of lies.
09:15I've never seen a shameless man like you.
09:17And you won't.
09:18Do people of my level get born again and again?
09:20Let me tell you something.
09:21I loved you a lot.
09:22I came to marry you.
09:23Then I realized what I was doing.
09:25My wife and child, your life will be ruined.
09:27What about me?
09:28I'm a shameless man.
09:38Go.
09:39Take the back road.
09:54Hey, lawyer!
09:58Where are you going in such a hurry?
10:00Get lost!
10:05Hey, lawyer!
10:06Have you changed your lane?
10:07I'll catch you at the corner.
10:08Start the car!
10:16Hey, lawyer!
10:17I'll come to you.
10:18You run away.
10:19Lawyer, I'll come to you.
10:20You run away.
10:21No, no, no!
10:38Hey, lawyer!
10:40It's the thieves' job to run away.
10:43It's not the lawyers' job.
10:44What are you doing?
10:45Stand still.
10:46Listen to me.
10:47Shall I tell you something?
10:48When ten people are chasing a man,
10:50it's important for ten people to stay together.
10:52Otherwise, you know what happens?
10:53Am I alone?
11:02You hit me a lot alone.
11:08Why am I shaking my hands instead of my brain?
11:11Get out!
11:12Hey, cycle!
11:17Hey, the cycle is here!
11:38Hey, get out!
11:39Catch him!
12:00Hey, lawyer!
12:01Stop!
12:07Hey, stop!
12:10You're here!
12:11Hey!
12:12I mean, you're here!
12:14Shameless!
12:19Thank you!
12:22You girls' court?
12:23Why don't we get caught?
12:25Hurry up!
12:26Your Honor, this is a court,
12:28not a TV game show
12:30where you can take breaks at any time.
12:32And how long will you keep giving Raj Malhotra breaks?
12:34I request the court
12:36to hear the verdict of this case without further delay.
13:02After waiting for an hour,
13:04the court has come to the conclusion
13:07that they have no evidence left to present before the court.
13:13Therefore,
13:14the court declares that...
13:15Excuse me, Your Honor!
13:23Before the court comes to a conclusion,
13:25I would like to present this evidence before you.
13:34What is this, brother?
14:04No!
14:34No!
14:35No!
14:36No!
14:37No!
14:40No!
14:43No!
14:44What have you done?
14:47You killed him?
14:48I threatened him and asked him to vacate the house.
14:51And you killed him?
14:58Hey!
14:59You threatened him?