Livescreamers Movie Clip - Choose Your Character
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00:00They never have a good option for my hair.
00:03What are you talking about?
00:04You could be Don Draper or Blink-182.
00:08All I've got are mom haircuts.
00:10Aw, baby, you look good bald.
00:12I mean that.
00:14Y'all really are the worst PR campaign for heterosexuality.
00:18Hey, they got a point.
00:19Fuck the heteros.
00:20Yeah.
00:21You are hetero.
00:22I don't actually know about that, Dice,
00:24because according to the community,
00:26John and I are like honorary gays by this point.
00:30Why? Because teenagers write smut about you?
00:34Yeah.
00:35Wait, you guys know about the Davy John shippers?
00:37They know.
00:38Yeah, we know.
00:39Yeah, I keep saying that we should act out some of that fanfic.
00:42But his girlfriend doesn't want to share him with me.
00:44Yeah, well, you know, maybe she just wants to feel included, John.
00:47Okay, I'll tell you guys what.
00:49If this video gets 50,000 likes, we'll stream a threesome.
00:54Hey, maybe we should start videoing ourselves.
00:57I bet we'd do better than theirs.
01:01You know what?
01:02I think I'm going to go with the 90s black vampire hunter look.
01:06Like a vampire hunter who is black?
01:09Or like you're hunting black vampires?
01:12Why would I hunt black vampires?
01:14Like, let them live, man.
01:15You said it.
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