It’s Showtime: Makipagbulagaan sa dalawa pang KALOKALIKE with si ‘LA Tenorio’ ng Bohol! (Kalokalike)
Aired (October 10, 2024): ‘Di lang isa, kung hindi dalawa pa ang natagpuang kalokalike ng nag-iisang PBA IRONMAN na si LA Tenorio! At sa mismong ‘It’s Showtime’ stage pa naganap ang kanilang biglaang reunion! #GMANetwork
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00:00There's no mercy because she's ready to raise herself up.
00:12Let's go to contestant number 1.
00:30Hello, what's up, hotline people!
00:48And here in front of you is the one and only Ironman.
00:54Two times back-to-back finals MVP and June Cup finals MVP.
01:00I am Lando Formento Bago, the L.A. Tenorio of Mabini Bowl.
01:08Let's go to contestant number 2.
01:34Let's go, L.A.!
01:54Come on, L.A.!
02:20Here's Lando Bago, the L.A. Tenorio of Mabini Bowl.
02:24Hey, hey, hey!
02:26Is this a team quiz?
02:28L.A. Tenorio.
02:30Hey, hello!
02:32How are you?
02:34Can you do that?
02:36You have two balls inside of you.
02:38You can only do that in tennis.
02:40I call him L.A. Tenorio.
02:42Call him, it's easy.
02:44Look at his reaction.
02:46He's not answering.
02:48Here's L.A. Tenorio.
02:50His grandmother is also a tobacco addict.
02:54Oh, so she's a tobacco addict.
02:56Who's this?
02:58L.A. Tenorio.
03:00L.A. Tenorio.
03:02Look at him.
03:04He looks like he's just waiting for a drink.
03:08Look at his smile.
03:10He has a beautiful smile.
03:12His moves are beautiful.
03:14How are you, L.A.?
03:16I'm good.
03:18Thank God, I recovered.
03:20Yes, amen!
03:22He's healthy and strong.
03:24What happened to your pregnancy?
03:26No, no, no.
03:28This is a big test.
03:30I went through it last year.
03:32I was diagnosed with stage 3 colon cancer.
03:34But now he's healthy.
03:36Correct, he's back to his baby.
03:38He's a dancer.
03:40Thanks God.
03:42Thanks God.
03:44He even has a tank.
03:46Thank you, Lord.
03:48He's from Bohol.
03:50Lando Bago.
03:52What do you do in Bohol?
03:54In Bohol,
03:56I'm a farmer.
03:58I'm a farmer.
04:00I'm a fisherman.
04:02That's how I make a living in our province.
04:04What do you plant?
04:06I plant rice.
04:08You plant rice just like your grandmother.
04:10You plant rice just like your grandmother.
04:12How do you plant rice?
04:14I plant rice.
04:16How's your basketball training?
04:18Actually,
04:20now,
04:22we're in the semis.
04:24We're 1-0 now.
04:26You're in the semis?
04:28Who's the most...
04:30Who are you fooling?
04:32Who are you fooling?
04:34Who's the toughest opponent?
04:36Who's the toughest opponent?
04:38Actually, besides our semifinals,
04:40I also have a plan.
04:42I'm a director
04:44in NJBL.
04:46What does that mean?
04:48NJ...
04:50Nyo Generation Basketball League.
04:52That's a different league.
04:54That's what's trending now in basketball.
04:56You need to be that fast.
04:58I think it's new.
05:00Before playing basketball,
05:02you need to jump first and then win.
05:04That's why you need to be that fast.
05:06Who's your favorite teammate?
05:08Right now,
05:10my favorite is
05:12Scottie Thompson
05:14and our Noy P,
05:16GB, number 3.
05:18Magic Brownlee.
05:20It's really Brownlee.
05:22Who's your least favorite teammate?
05:24Why?
05:26Who's your least favorite teammate?
05:28Actually,
05:30we're all teamwork in our team.
05:32We all help each other
05:34to be successful
05:36and win the championship
05:38this season.
05:40That's how it is.
05:42Teamwork.
05:44Coach Timcone is English.
05:46How do you talk to him?
05:48For example, you're Timcone.
05:50You'll teach me.
05:52You'll teach me.
05:54You'll make it hard for me to speak English.
05:56Hey, LA.
05:58Why did you shoot the ball?
06:00I said press time.
06:02It's press time.
06:04Isn't there always a coach?
06:08Why?
06:10Pardon, coach.
06:12In my mind,
06:14it's my time
06:16to shoot the ball.
06:18You have time to shoot the ball?
06:20You're not answering
06:22my question.
06:24Why did you shoot?
06:26I said press.
06:28Coach, you want BP?
06:30Please,
06:32because coach
06:34who's coach?
06:36Coach Tim.
06:38Coach Winu.
06:40I said pass the ball.
06:42Pass the ball to Brownlee.
06:44Why did you shoot it?
06:46I think
06:48no more time
06:50that I shoot the ball.
06:52He should have listened to you.
06:54Okay, assistant coach.
06:56Hey!
06:58Hey!
07:00I have a big mouth.
07:02I have white teeth.
07:04Sorry, I laughed.
07:06Coach, you speak English.
07:08I don't speak English.
07:10Enjoy your time.
07:12Assistant coach, you talk to LA.
07:14But,
07:16you.
07:18Wait, before you answer, I'll call his twin brother.
07:20I said twin brother.
07:22Alright.
07:24I'm away from showtime.
07:26Your brother.
07:28Twin brother.
07:30He's laughing.
07:32Why?
07:34When he was taught by Bong,
07:36he said don't leave,
07:38because he'll open the door for you.
07:40That's right.
07:42Don't go far.
07:44Don't go far.
07:46He was surprised when he was taught by Bong.
07:48His twin brother said,
07:50don't go.
07:52He really has a twin brother.
07:54He said, don't go.
07:56Don't go.
07:58He really has a twin brother.
08:00LA said you have a twin brother. Is that true?
08:02This is your mic.
08:04They said so.
08:06How do you feel that he's your twin brother?
08:08I can't say anything.
08:10Are you happy that he's your twin brother?
08:12It's okay.
08:14Here's more.
08:16They're triplets.
08:18You're triplets?
08:20Sorry.
08:22Sorry.
08:24Sorry.
08:26It's okay.
08:28LA and I will be twins.
08:30We're twins.
08:32They're triplets.
08:34They're triplets.
08:36Just two.
08:38It's okay for the team.
08:40It's okay for the three-on-three.
08:42It's okay.
08:44It's three-on-three.
08:46Who's older?
08:48Who's older?
08:50None.
08:52Who's the oldest?
08:54I'm 40 years old.
08:56You're 40?
08:58What's wrong with you?
09:00I'm almost 50.
09:02You're handsome.
09:04You're really 40?
09:06Basketball is stressful.
09:08Of course, it's hard to train.
09:10Basketball is really hard to train.
09:12Really?
09:14I told you,
09:16I told you,
09:18you're even fresher.
09:20Do you also play basketball?
09:22No.
09:24What do you do?
09:26I just eat.
09:28He just wants to end the show.
09:30He just wants to end the show.
09:32He runs when he wins.
09:34All of you will go to LA Tenorio.
09:36You'll go, but you won't continue.
09:38You'll go, but you won't continue.
09:40You'll go, but you won't continue.
09:42You'll just throw.
09:44What can you say to your brother?
09:46What can you say to your brother?
09:48Good luck message.
09:50I just saw him.
09:52I don't know if my father has a son.
09:54I don't know if my father has a son.
09:56I'm nervous.
09:58I'm nervous.
10:00What can you say to LA?
10:02Good luck, Tol.
10:04Thank you, Tol.
10:06It's just now that we're here.
10:08It's just now that we're here.
10:10It's just now that we're here.
10:12They're all smiling.
10:14They're all smiling.
10:16Thank you, Tol.
10:18Thank you, Tol.
10:20Thank you, Tol.
10:22Thank you, Tol.
10:24Thank you, Tol.
10:26Thank you, Tol.
10:28Thank you, Tol.
10:30Thank you, Tol.
10:32Thank you, Tol.
10:34Thank you, Tol.
10:36Thank you, Tol.
10:38Thank you, Tol.
10:40His shorts are getting longer.
10:42His shorts are getting longer.
10:44His shorts are getting longer.
10:46Jordan's shorts are popular.
10:48Jordan's shorts are popular.
10:50Jordan's shorts are popular.
10:52Jordan's shorts are popular.
10:54Smile.
10:56LA.
10:58LA.
11:00LA.
11:02Lopez.
11:04LA.
11:06He's really smiling.
11:08Basketball star.
11:10Basketball star.
11:12Basketball star.
11:14Basketball star.
11:16Basketball star.
11:18Basketball star.
11:20Basketball star.
11:22Basketball star.
11:24Basketball star.
11:26Basketball star.
11:28Basketball star.
11:30Basketball star.
11:32Basketball star.
11:34Basketball star.
11:36Cheese.
11:38Cheese.
11:40You're a cheese?
11:42Why?
11:46You're his brother, Margarine?
11:48You're his sister?
11:50You're his daughter, Rino?
11:52You're his first bread?
11:54You're his dog?
11:58My three kings?
12:00She's Karine.
12:02She's Karine.
12:34Why?
12:36I want to thank Beyoncé
12:38Thank you so much, Beyoncé
12:40He said Beyoncé
12:42Did you get married?
12:44Why do you have a Beyoncé?
12:46They're getting married, Beyoncé
12:48He's loyal to Cheska
12:50Yes
12:52Going strong
12:54She's the only one in my life, Cheska
12:56Cheska Bugea
12:58But a lot of moms are asking
13:00Because a lot of kids play basketball
13:02When you get married and have kids
13:04You can't play basketball anymore
13:06Your body is getting bigger
13:08How does it not become a hurdle
13:10For dads to play basketball?
13:12Discipline
13:14He has his own discipline
13:16In eating
13:18What other discipline?
13:20Actually
13:22This is it
13:24This is it
13:26It's in the legendary streets
13:28Let's go to the next one
13:30This is it
13:32How does it not become a hurdle
13:34For dads to play basketball?
13:36Exercise
13:38What's your exercise, LA?
13:40You should sit up
13:42Can I see?
13:44I can't do it, but I'll try
13:46Try it
13:48Oh
13:50Oh
13:52Oh
13:54He can still do it
13:56One more
13:58One more
14:00Legendary
14:02Your sit-ups are really hard
14:04To raise the economy of the Philippines
14:06But he can do it
14:08And he did it with a smile
14:10So now we know what the hurdle of
14:12The big congestion number one
14:14Ryan and Ayan
14:16Thank you, Ayan
14:18Let's ask for the opinion of
14:20Many people
14:22Crazy
14:24Or crazy like
14:26Crazy
14:28Crazy
14:30Almost crazy like
14:32Baby boy
14:34Let's sit here
14:36Let's sit here
14:38Brother Jules, brother Denny
14:40Let's sit here
14:42Ayan
14:44Hello
14:48What's your name?
14:50I'm Jaime H. Velasco II
14:52Where are you from, Jaime?
14:54I'm from Zamboanga City
14:56Zamboanga
14:58You made him crazy
15:00You satisfied him
15:02You made him crazy
15:04You made him crazy
15:06You made him crazy
15:08LA Tenorio
15:10Is he your idol?
15:12He's my idol
15:14He's the Iron Man of Hinebra
15:16Never Say Die
15:18Why do you think he's crazy like?
15:20He's crazy like
15:22Because the picture of his face
15:24Looks like Tenorio
15:26But the height and the body
15:28The face
15:30The face
15:32The dribble of the ball
15:34He's crazy like
15:36Crazy like LA
15:38Okay, how about you?
15:40Do you have a crazy like?
15:42Yes, I have
15:44Bong Navarro
15:46Bongski
15:48Bong Navarro
15:50Because you're handsome
15:52Who said that?
15:54My friends
15:56Who's the face of John Hilary?
15:58I don't want to lose my best friend
16:00Who's the crazy like of John Hilary?
16:02Admit it, he's in front
16:04Don't teach him
16:06Can I have two?
16:12John Hilary, why don't you admit it?
16:14You're embarrassing my best friend
16:16Admit it
16:18Why don't you admit it?
16:20That's the face of John Hilary
16:22The new TASA
16:24Bong and Jong
16:26Did you see his little feet?
16:28You don't know
16:30He's good at dancing
16:32You don't know
16:34He's good at basketball
16:36Because he's Arwin Santos
16:42What's your work?
16:44I'm just a student
16:46What?
16:48I'm just a student
16:50He wants to see Jong
16:52Because he's good at dancing
16:54Let's see
16:56Sample
16:58Sample
17:00Bong Navarro
17:02Jong Hilary
17:04Fight, Jong!
17:10It's for Adonis
17:12Let's go
17:14That's it
17:16The Bong Navarro
17:18You know, he's the one who's in the parlor
17:20Of course
17:22He's not a celebrity
17:24He's not a celebrity
17:28Thank you
17:30Thank you
17:32Back to you, guys
17:34Thank you, guys
17:36Let's listen to the commando
17:38Of our judges, Chooks and Teddy
17:40Mother people
17:42Rock and roll
17:50That's a good song
17:52It's an old song
17:54It's nostalgic
17:56And it's cellophane
17:58It's from the 90s
18:02I haven't heard that word for a long time
18:04Cellophane
18:06It's for L.A.
18:08I was with L.A. for the first time
18:10In Las Vegas
18:12Me and Quizbong
18:14We went to Las Vegas
18:16Teddy is so social
18:18He's not just from Manila
18:20I promise, we were together for the first time
18:22We had a showtime
18:24In Great America
18:26And L.A. followed us
18:28In Las Vegas
18:30You guys are so close
18:32They're dating
18:34That's the story
18:36The original triplets
18:38L.A., Teddy, and Jhong
18:40We're the ones who look alike
18:42We're the ones who look alike
18:44So, you guys are the ones in the parlor
18:4820 years after
18:50But Quiz, you guys look alike
18:52He has a good vibe
18:54He has a good vibe
18:56Just like L.A.
18:58When you see him, you'll smile
19:00That's the first thing
19:02Jugi noticed about you
19:04You're always smiling
19:06For us, you're a colloquial
19:08Actually, he has a cute face
19:10He's lucky
19:12Can I sell this to PopMart?
19:14Thank you
19:16He's charming
19:18He has a good vibe
19:20Very charming
19:22When we're studying,
19:24He's the one who puts a ballpoint pen on his head
19:26Instead of a laser
19:28He puts it on his mouth
19:30He also has a tongue like that
19:32Ziggy
19:36You're so cute, daddy
19:38Thank you, baby
19:40Your smile is so jivy
19:42You keep that smile
19:44Because you make the environment beautiful
19:46Thank you
19:48From Bohol to Manila
19:50Thank you
19:52Jurado Junction TV
19:54You can now give your hatol
19:56To Lanto Bago, L.A. Tenorio of Bohol