Autopsy: Would it be easier if I was a woman-short BL movie
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00:00Anatomy pathologic
00:02Specialized in lesional profiling
00:04What does decoding give?
00:06Dr. Riviere does a part of his own analysis
00:08It avoids wasting time with the lab
00:10There's an obstacle, I'm replacing it with the foot
00:12What's that?
00:14I don't know, we didn't give a detail
00:16I'm sorry, Captain
00:20Home preparation
00:22It should help you with the tests
00:24How did you identify it?
00:26The wallet in his jacket
00:28There's a guide inside
00:32What if it was a young woman?
00:34What would you use it for?
00:38I don't know, maybe a sexual crime
00:42We'll see
00:58A few days later
01:12We lost the fetal, man
01:14It happens
01:16How did he react?
01:18Who?
01:20Who, in your opinion?
01:22He did what he had to
01:24You mean?
01:26He laid you on the bed, opened your shirt,
01:28and kissed you on the mouth
01:30and you turned into a guinea pig
01:32You're pissing me off
01:34I can dream
01:36I'd like to be in your place
01:38It's getting better
01:40It's the first time it happens to me
01:42You should be careful
01:44Avoid strong emotions
01:46Decoding in the shortest time possible
01:48You can count on my discretion
01:50You can count on my total discretion
01:52Frédéric Hiberto,
01:54you were stabbed in the heart
01:56The killer then cut you with a cutter
01:58and threw your body in a ball pit
02:00Where skaters found him
02:02this morning
02:04If only we weren't a bunch of faggots
02:08Yes
02:10Yes, don't hang up
02:12It's for you, Dr. Rivière
02:14Thank you for warning me
02:16I didn't think I'd notice your concern
02:26Do you think there's something after death?
02:30I'm supposed to be the most qualified person to answer this question
02:34It's good that I'm asking
02:36You're a lawyer
02:38Me?
02:40A lawyer?
02:46Honestly,
02:50I think the movie stops as it started
02:54May the light remain on and may life go on
02:58That's our life
03:00What about you?
03:04Captain
03:06It's funny
03:08I mean, funny
03:10I think I've seen almost everything
03:12Rape, assault, all kinds of things
03:14Suicide
03:16I've taken a lot of heavy stuff
03:18And I faint in front of you
03:20like a young girl
03:22It feels nice
03:26Your mother died of a brain injury
03:36She committed suicide by swallowing medocs
03:3820 years ago
03:40Dr. Pompon did the autopsy
03:42I'll never forget his words
03:46Or how he held me in his arms
03:48in that little office outside the morgue
03:52I made you put on a new one, didn't I?
03:54Yes, I did
03:56I rebuilt myself thanks to her
03:58At least not this morning
04:00A mutilated corpse
04:02The peculiar smell of death
04:06I was expecting the reassuring presence of Dr. Pompon
04:08And it's me who's dead
04:10We meet again like 11 years ago
04:12Hi
04:14Faced with all this violence that overwhelms you
04:18It's funny, I've been working on the crime of Lyon for almost 20 years
04:20And I don't remember meeting you
04:24I'm not sure we go to the same places
04:28I was still in Pasta Avignon two months ago
04:30Cigar bar?
04:32Love disappointment
04:36You know, Captain
04:40Violence is like the poison of war
04:42The body accumulates without ever being completely evacuated
04:46A small element of the trigger is enough
04:48To cause a neurosis
04:54How much do you want for the consultation, Doctor?
05:00And be nice and stop calling me Captain
05:02You're a Captain
05:04And I'm a victim
05:06And I don't even know if I thought about it
05:12I feel like a broken record
05:14Cause I'm a victim
05:16I am a victim
05:18And I'm not the captain
05:22And I'm not the captain
05:24And I'm not the captain
05:26I'm not the captain
05:28No, I'm the captain
05:30No, I'm not the captain
05:32Hey, hey, hey, keep off me.
05:34Keep off me!
05:36Keep off me!
05:38Quit putting me down, Sam.
05:40I'm sorry.
05:42I'm sorry.
05:44I'm sorry.
06:02It's funny, I was just thinking about you.
06:21I would have liked to talk to you.
06:22Well, I still have time for two more hours, but we could meet around 8.30.
06:26Right, Mathieu?
06:27What?
06:28It's an old bar in Lyon.
06:30No, I'm just kidding.
06:32OK, we'll meet around 8.30.
06:34OK.
07:00Bonsoir.
07:01Bonsoir.
07:02Vous n'êtes pas trop choqué?
07:03Je devrais.
07:04Vous n'êtes pas sans connaître la réputation de l'établissement?
07:05Tous les flics la connaissent.
07:06Comme ça, les choses sont pleines.
07:07Ça n'était de l'heure.
07:08Pas plus d'une heure.
07:09Bonsoir.
07:10Bonsoir.
07:11Bonsoir.
07:12Bonsoir.
07:13Bonsoir.
07:14Bonsoir.
07:15Bonsoir.
07:16Bonsoir.
07:17Bonsoir.
07:18Bonsoir.
07:19Bonsoir.
07:20Bonsoir.
07:21Bonsoir.
07:22Bonsoir.
07:23Bonsoir.
07:24Bonsoir.
07:25Bonsoir.
07:26Bonsoir.
07:27Bonsoir.
07:28Bonsoir.
07:29Bonsoir.
07:30Bonsoir.
07:31Bonsoir.
07:32Bonsoir.
07:33Bonsoir.
07:34Bonsoir.
07:35Bonsoir.
07:36Bonsoir.
07:37Bonsoir.
07:38Bonsoir.
07:39Je pense que vous avez découvert que Frédéric Berton n'était pas totalement inconnu?
07:43C'est vraiment imprévisible, Docteur.
07:50Par contre, vous…
07:53Pourtant, vous ne m'avez rien dit.
07:56What do you mean?
07:58I took physiopathology classes with Professor Burton.
08:02That was 8 years ago.
08:04And we were hundreds in that case.
08:06All homosexuals.
08:11You touch with all the women you meet, Captain.
08:20I'm Dio, you're married?
08:22Yes, and faithful.
08:23Yes, almost 20 years.
08:26So it's true.
08:28I lied to you.
08:30Please read it quickly.
08:32You never told me.
08:35But tonight I'm very happy you did.
08:50Eric!
08:52This is what we call a fake marriage.
08:55Oh.
08:57I'm not gay, is that clear?
08:58You got that?
09:00Calm down, leave them alone!
09:01Get out of here!
09:03Faggot!
09:06Shit, there's something, shit!
09:08You son of a bitch!
09:18You have a message.
09:21I'm really sorry for yesterday.
09:24I'll call you back in a day.
09:29You're very discreet.
09:30But the day before my thesis, I stayed a little later to work.
09:33A man in his thirties arrived, like that, in the office.
09:36With supplies in his arms, I thought he was going to throw them in my face.
09:42Do you recognize this man in these pictures?
09:45I'm sorry.
09:52Do you have a form?
09:53We don't forget so easily a guy who treats you like a little bitch.
09:59I don't know if you saw that we broke my phone.
10:01The cross.
10:04It doesn't make sense.
10:08And that bastard, he's playing with me.
10:15I'm sorry.
10:25First of all, it was my fault.
10:29How did you get my phone number?
10:31You gave me the address.
10:33Why didn't you call me back?
10:37To be sure to see me again?
10:39So I can emigrate to you, right?
10:41In fact, that's what excites you?
10:43Listen.
10:45I don't know exactly what you think of people of my kind.
10:49But the fantasy of the macho cop, it's not my thing at all.
10:53Either you come in,
10:55to know the cause,
10:59or I'll ask you to get out of my life.
11:01Definitely.
11:13I'm sorry.
11:32Where are you?
11:35Somewhere in hell.
11:38It would be easier if I were a woman.
11:41I don't know.
11:44I don't know where I am.
11:46In hell.
11:51That's not true.
11:52Shit, Rico.
11:53You're the most beautiful woman in the world.
11:54The brightest.
11:55And you...
11:58I left home.
12:00What?
12:01I don't understand that.
12:02We don't become faggots overnight.
12:03Not you.
12:05What's your problem with faggots, Rico?
12:07Can you explain to me the fault of a certain Alain Joubert,
12:10who claims to have been violently assaulted
12:12at the exit of the Mathius by a man
12:14whose signature and registration number
12:16correspond to a certain Eric Mercadier?
12:25So, luckily, this brave Joubert has enough pot in his ass
12:27so that I don't have to insist too much
12:29for him to file his complaint.
12:30And it's going to be harder with the article.
12:32I was robbed, I'm ready.
12:34It's going to be harder with the article.
12:36I was robbed, I'm ready.
12:37We've taken all the consequences.
12:40So, if I give you the opportunity to put some order in your head,
12:43let's proceed, Rico.
13:04I was robbed.
13:05I was robbed.
13:06I was robbed.
13:07I was robbed.
13:08I was robbed.
13:09I was robbed.
13:10I was robbed.
13:11I was robbed.
13:12I was robbed.
13:13I was robbed.
13:14I was robbed.
13:15I was robbed.
13:16I was robbed.
13:17I was robbed.
13:18I was robbed.
13:19I was robbed.
13:20I was robbed.
13:21I was robbed.
13:22I was robbed.
13:23I was robbed.
13:24I was robbed.
13:25I was robbed.
13:26I was robbed.
13:27I was robbed.
13:28I was robbed.
13:29I was robbed.
13:30I was robbed.
13:31I was robbed.
13:32I was robbed.
13:34I was fired from my home and suspended from my duties.
13:38I hesitated a bit between giving you the gas and then...
13:43And then, finally, I opted for the gastronomic weekend in the region, if your heart says so.
13:50Are you sure?
13:52So, are you afraid of running away with a homophobic cop?
13:56Clownish.
14:03It's you who's driving.
14:33Yes, sir.
14:39Yes, sir.
14:42Yes, sir.
14:44Did you know that the brain of Einstein had been stolen by the legislator, Georges de Sfax, in an autopsy?
14:50Thomas Harvey.
14:53He was fired when the administration discovered the theft, but...
14:56he managed to keep his trophy in a good shape.
15:00He gave it back to Einstein's family some time before his death.
15:04What did he expect?
15:06To discover the source of his genius?
15:09Why are you telling me this?
15:11No one can violate the secrets of America.
15:14Even with a scalpel.
15:16So why are you looking at me as if I had a shitload of shit on my head?
15:20It's not sure, but it's in your head that it's happening.
15:23He only sees what you let him see.
15:25A broken man, guilty of his emotions.
15:28A man who's sweating shame.
15:33I can't stand it anymore.
15:37I love you, Rick.
15:46Good evening.
15:47Good evening, sir.
15:48I have a reservation in the name of Mercadier.
15:49Yes.
15:51That's it, yes.
15:52Two rooms, the 7th and the 8th.
15:55Do you want us to show you the breakfast?
15:58In the end, we'll only take one room.
16:00Yes.
16:01It will be room 8.
16:18Do you know the fable of the donkey of Buridan?
16:21No, well, it vaguely reminds me of something, yes.
16:25So...
16:27After a long walk in the mountains,
16:30a donkey arrives at a sort of crossroads.
16:33On the right, a spring of clear water.
16:36On the left, a peck of oats.
16:41Unable to choose between hunger and thirst,
16:43which he also craves,
16:46the poor animal ends up dying of an anus.
16:52Come on.
16:55Give me a little more time.
17:03I'm sorry.
17:31Do you know the story of the evening?
17:33It's a little more complicated than that.
17:35I know.
17:36No.
17:39Now I feel free with you, Emmanuel.
17:42Because, contrary to what you seem to think,
17:45it may be the first time I do something in my life.
17:49Some call it friendship.
17:53It may be very good like that.
17:54I'm sorry.
18:02Oh, for fuck's sake!
18:04Calm down. It's never too late to die.
18:08What are you doing?
18:09I can't afford to mess up my work tool.
18:11I don't have one of the pliers.
18:13Where's the first aid kit?
18:14Fuck!
18:23Who the fuck pulled this shitty tool?
18:25It wasn't me.
18:26Do you want some water?
18:27Don't fuck with your shitty bottle.
18:28Calm down, Eric.
18:29What's going on? Calm down, man.
18:31You wanted to do it?
18:32Eric, what are you doing?
18:33What? Are you disgusted?
18:34Oh, yeah, it's not the marbles.
18:35You know you've got your nose in it.
18:36Eric, stop it.
18:37Eric, stop it!
18:38Don't play the fool.
18:39Don't play the fool!
18:40Fuck off!
18:41Fuck off!
18:42Fuck off!
18:43Don't play the fool.
18:44Don't play the fool!
18:45Don't play the fool!
18:49What's going on?
18:50What are you doing?
19:13Did you like it?
19:14Yeah, it was good.
19:15Don't tell me you were insensitive to those marbles.
19:17Don Giovanni is the definitive proof of God's existence.
19:20You know, I grew up with Claude François and Adamo.
19:24I'm glad you're not going to come.
19:25Me, Bobo, you, Prolo.
19:28You know my mother was 30 years old.
19:30She did housework to raise us.
19:33She didn't stop us from conveying her love of beautiful things.
19:36You were lucky.
19:37Yeah.
19:38You're a very brave woman.
19:41Here you go.
19:42Sushi or poutanesque?
19:45You can choose.
19:46Yeah.
20:11Ah!
20:19Oh!
20:31Oh!
20:32Oh!
20:40Oh!
21:10So, tell me, what's up?
21:11I've been doing this for eight years, Eric.
21:13I've seen passionate women of all colors.
21:15I've never seen such a cat in my life.
21:17It's hard to imagine Huberto having a normal life with a little cop.
21:24Go on, go to the end of the horizon.
21:25Well, the robot portrait.
21:27It's that of Huberto's lover, not necessarily that of his murderer.
21:30The robot portrait?
21:31Because you're digging into my business now?
21:34Come on.
21:36If you don't want me to find it...
21:38Huh?
21:40The robot portrait.
21:42You should have put it elsewhere than with the covers.
21:47Why didn't you ask me directly if I knew him?
21:50Because you would have told me that you didn't know all the babies in the universe.
22:06Yeah, but I don't care about being a nanomaniac.
22:08Anyway, that's what I've become.
22:13Of course I like it.
22:16Oh, yes.
22:17Do you realize that to be in love with the same man...
22:27What are you doing? It hasn't started yet.
22:29Listen, go ahead, you'll see, it's a great movie.
22:31I'll see you later.
22:32Why? What's going on?
22:34Your friend.
22:35My ex-boyfriend, he could trust anything.
22:39He really needs me.
22:41What?
22:42Eric.
22:44What would you do if Yann wasn't around anymore?
22:47Come on, I love you.
23:00Big, strong, his name is Emmanuel, does that ring a bell?
23:03Yes, the Doc.
23:04Have you seen him?
23:05Maybe.
23:06Come on.
23:07He's got a nice arm in the bathroom.
23:09As soon as I turn around, he's gone.
23:12But he goes to the bathroom, cowboy.
23:13It's often there that the angels finish.
23:23Eric!
23:28Okay.
23:29Eric!
23:30Who are you?
23:31Shut up, Bertaud.
23:32Stop explaining yourself.
23:33Leave me alone.
23:35Leave me alone.
23:36You're just a piece of shit.
23:38Eric!
23:39Eric!
23:51Tiger.
23:52Forget about the article, he's a madman.
23:56He's a lawyer.
23:57He's a lawyer?
23:59Murder conspiracy,
24:01disguising as evidence in the act of injustice,
24:03and corruption of a poor son of a bitch of a police officer.
24:23Do you know Dania Ferrucci, Dr. Riviere?
24:26Yes.
24:27Have you been a lover?
24:33Yes.
24:35According to your own autopsy report,
24:38Frédéric Bertaud would have succumbed to a stab in the heart.
24:42The post-mortem dysentery would be the work of a specialist,
24:46only intended to induce the act of a madman.
24:51Could you be this specialist, Dr. Riviere?
24:56I'm talking about Captain Mercadier.
24:58He's the only one.
25:14Your colleague warned me.
25:17I know how important Rose is to you.
25:21I'm listening.
25:26As you wish, Captain.
25:30At 5 p.m. yesterday, Damien called to ask for help.
25:33I told you on the phone.
25:35What kind of help?
25:36Financial.
25:37He wanted to escape to Canada.
25:42On the eve of the tragedy, he told Bertaud he was going to leave him.
25:45Why?
25:46Pathological jealousy.
25:47Bertaud could be very violent.
25:49So he hits Damien,
25:50he stabs him in the heart,
25:52he panics, he runs away, he realizes.
25:54He calls you for help.
25:55No.
25:56He went to hide at his brother's.
25:58He told the press he was in trouble.
26:01Everyone accused him.
26:02He saw the robot portrait, he was scared.
26:03You're lying!
26:05It's for Bertaud that Ferrucci left you 6 months ago.
26:08You were waiting for this to get back at you.
26:10Now you've been served.
26:11And Rose has her accident in the brain.
26:13You replace her with Kelvin.
26:14You're lucky.
26:16The rest is just a sinister manipulation game to blur the lines.
26:20It's good, it almost worked.
26:21Almost only, Emmanuel.
26:23Eric.
26:25I wasn't aware of the relationship between Damien and Professor Bertaud.
26:27I swear.
26:30Bertaud's sperm.
26:32Maybe you didn't identify it.
26:33Do you know your wife's DNA, Eric?
26:35No, but I'm not a legislator.
26:43Can you turn off the microphones?
26:48I have nothing to hide.
26:55I'm not the one you're trying to destroy.
26:57It's you.
26:59So you imagine the ideal scenario to avoid looking at the truth face to face.
27:03But you're in love with me, Eric.
27:04Manipulation!
27:05And it disgusts you to the core.
27:07Manipulation!
27:08But I love you too.
27:10I'm ready to give you anything you want.
27:11Manipulation!
27:24I love you too.
27:33We have a big problem, Rico.
27:43Step back.
27:44Step back!
27:48I have something to show you before the happy end.
27:51Look!
27:54Let me introduce you to the owner.
27:56A client.
27:58But how could you imagine, for a second,
28:00that it was this small fleet of ferrous steel,
28:01which had my name written on it,
28:02Bertaud?
28:03Huh?
28:04You need weapons for that!
28:06You need a lot of patience.
28:10You need a huge, huge pair of balls.
28:15Do you understand me?
28:17Huh?
28:18I saw it in your eyes.
28:19You're a victim.
28:21A lost child.
28:22In a monster body.
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28:31Do it!
28:32Ah!
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