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The Chad Treyarch enjoyer

Hell, absolute, unfun, hell...

I played for what felt like 7 hours.

The anti gravity SUCKS! Run too long and you jump out of nowhere.

Along with it, NO OXYGEN? WHAT THE HELL!!! There is also the astronaut zombie which is similar to George from Call of the Dead.

Mule Kick gets introduced, thats... cool... its a decent perk.

Overall, this just sucks in this version, I hope Black Ops 3 does better than this.

My goal for this was to get the main music Easter egg, Use that garbage wonder weapon the Wave Gun, use the Quantum entanglement Device, get Mule Kick, , show how to get back to earth, Pack-a-Punch a weapon, stop the drill, ensure I get Richtofen and Dempsey, and use the hacker device.

Please suggest games for me and I will do my best to post a Full Gameplay of them as early as possible. I will comment if I can not on your comment.

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Transcript
00:00:00Do you know why you're here?
00:00:30The reason?
00:00:33That's a long one.
00:00:36I'm going to tell you.
00:00:39I will?
00:00:42Okay.
00:00:45The reason?
00:00:48That's a very long one.
00:00:51Okay.
00:00:54I won't tell you the reason.
00:00:57We must get to the teleporter!
00:01:27Hey! Hey! Let's get it!
00:01:58We must get to the teleporter!
00:02:12I do need a terminal, guys!
00:02:27We must get to the teleporter!
00:02:43Out of the way!
00:02:44Hey!
00:02:46Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:47Leave my boat alone!
00:02:51Now down!
00:02:57Now down!
00:03:15Stab me!
00:03:18You attack a daughter?
00:03:20It's almost over, just do what I do, and try not to die.
00:03:50It's over, just do what I do, and try not to die.
00:04:20All I have left is my knife! There will be blood!
00:04:42Now to find ammunition.
00:04:46Griffon Station, follow me!
00:04:54Nein, nein, shut up, it is mine!
00:05:15The pieces, the pieces, they're all around me!
00:05:30The pieces, the pieces, they're all around me!
00:05:36The pieces, the pieces, they're all around me!
00:05:43Ja, it worked! Now on to phase twelve.
00:06:06Now to do that again!
00:06:14You dare touch me, minion? Oh ja, the blood, the blood!
00:06:26I take your thorn, you are pretty. Now die!
00:06:35Die, die, die!
00:06:40Die, die, die!
00:07:03Ah, the earth rises are so wunderbar from here!
00:07:10Die, die, die!
00:07:31Oh, I love a good gambit! But only when I win!
00:07:36Oh, I can no longer hear their screams!
00:07:59One to the head, one to the chest!
00:08:06Oh, the glorious blood!
00:08:20Without the bullets I cannot kill!
00:08:23Tier?
00:08:30More! I need more!
00:08:36My pleasure, there'll be their pain!
00:08:42No more ammo to treat the patient!
00:09:05You attack the Doctor?
00:09:29I wish I could have let you go!
00:09:33I wish I could have let you live!
00:09:36I drink your pain!
00:09:43Oh, the glorious blood!
00:09:51Now to find ammunition!
00:10:02There's this hatch, a little.
00:10:08A fountain of pain!
00:10:32Die, die, die!
00:11:02Die, die, die!
00:11:20Oh, such fun!
00:11:23Enough spleens for everyone! Wunderbar!
00:11:33Griffon Station, follow me!
00:11:47That was exactly what I wanted!
00:11:55Ah, the earth rises are so wunderbar from here!
00:12:03Enough spleens for everyone! Wunderbar!
00:12:15Oh, such fun!
00:12:25It warms my heart!
00:12:32And the shotgun is nice too!
00:12:55Oh, that's not bad!
00:13:02Oh, that's not bad!
00:13:06Oh, that's not bad!
00:13:12Oh, that's not bad!
00:13:21Oh, that's not bad!
00:13:30Ja! It worked!
00:13:32Now on to phase twelve!
00:13:41Vengeance!
00:13:52Come to your death! Come to the Doctor!
00:13:57I guess you don't need that!
00:14:02I guess you don't need that!
00:14:16Stop talking to me!
00:14:26Oh, the power of a third arm! I know it well!
00:14:31It's called BOOM!
00:14:34But not so high-pitched, more like a BOOM!
00:14:46I think we should do something about the digging thingy.
00:14:49What that is, I have no idea!
00:14:56Ah, the earth rises are so wunderbar from here!
00:15:02Ah!
00:15:07Must... get... to... air!
00:15:10Ja!
00:15:29Nein!
00:15:30Ja!
00:15:31Gut!
00:15:32Georgia!
00:15:41My big skill saved us again!
00:15:45Land!
00:15:47Flat!
00:15:49Pain in... pancreas!
00:15:58Give me more!
00:16:11Yes!
00:16:13I found the song!
00:16:15Ja!
00:16:24Double points!
00:16:28I do not agree with the point, but we get it!
00:16:40No!
00:16:52Ja!
00:16:53Okay!
00:17:07Nein!
00:17:08Ja!
00:17:09Georgia!
00:17:21Now to find Amunim!
00:17:27I'm here!
00:17:29Good boy!
00:17:31Georgia!
00:17:35Georgia!
00:17:37Amunim!
00:17:43No more ammo to treat the patient!
00:17:59I hope this doesn't affect my fertility!
00:18:01Oh, the thought of being a doctor!
00:18:07I'll make them suffer,
00:18:09And now in death,
00:18:11Bring me in light!
00:18:13All that I am,
00:18:15Will be dying all night!
00:18:19I'm becoming real now
00:18:21With all I am!
00:18:25All that I am,
00:18:27Will be dying all night!
00:18:29All that I am,
00:18:31Will be dying all night!
00:18:33A fountain of pain!
00:18:55You attacked the Doctor?
00:19:04Log entry 38. Date, December 4, 1939.
00:19:09The magic transference prototype is prepared for test run number 151.
00:19:14We have now reduced our test subject's mass to prove that this is possible.
00:19:19Doctor Schuster, please give an order.
00:19:21Yes, Doctor Victor.
00:19:23We have the new test subject, a walnut, weighing in at 10 grams.
00:19:28The target platform is now at three feet with no obstructions.
00:19:32We have one microgram of the element which, according to our calculations,
00:19:36will be entirely used up during test.
00:19:39Excellent, Doctor Schuster.
00:19:41Commence test number 151.
00:19:44Yes, Doctor.
00:19:45Oh, that was exactly what I wanted!
00:20:09You dare touch me, minion?
00:20:12You attacked the Doctor?
00:20:36All the glory is blood!
00:20:43You dare touch me, minion?
00:20:48All I have left is my knife!
00:20:51There will be blood!
00:20:54Your face offence!
00:20:56Now die!
00:21:03A fountain of pain!
00:21:13Again, I am the victor!
00:21:19Oh, such fun!
00:21:22Oh, such fun!
00:21:33Nice!
00:21:39That big digging thing is moving closer!
00:21:52You dare touch me, minion?
00:22:13Again, I am the victor!
00:22:17You attacked the Doctor?
00:22:22Again, I am the victor!
00:22:33Ah, very good. I will try not to forget your birthday this year.
00:22:38This is all tip-shit, but...
00:22:43I hate pie!
00:22:52I hate pie!
00:23:08Home, sweet home.
00:23:11You dare touch me, minion?
00:23:22I told you you were going to die today!
00:23:41You dare touch me, minion?
00:24:03I hate pie!
00:24:12You dare touch me, minion?
00:24:25Maybe...
00:24:26That's good enough.
00:24:33Really?
00:24:35You dare touch me, minion?
00:24:56That was awesome!
00:25:05You dare touch me, minion?
00:25:12You dare touch me, minion?
00:25:29I hate pie!
00:25:32Must... hold... breath...
00:25:36Quit... talking...
00:25:42Alright, I've always wanted to be a Space Marine.
00:25:51Need to round up some rounds!
00:26:03You dare touch me, minion?
00:26:14Hey, why are my guns so light? Hint!
00:26:28Now that's what I'm talking about!
00:26:32You dare touch me, minion?
00:26:40This stuff tastes even worse going the other way.
00:26:43You dare touch me, minion?
00:27:01Stay off of me!
00:27:04Who else wants some of this?
00:27:13You dare touch me, minion?
00:27:22You dare touch me, minion?
00:27:36Hello, beautiful. Let's rock it.
00:27:43You dare touch me, minion?
00:28:05I hate pie!
00:28:08Not a chance, flesh-sower!
00:28:14No hugs, buttercup!
00:28:20Okay, need to find some ammo.
00:28:23Okay, no ammo sucks in a shooter, don't you think?
00:28:28Let's butcher some meat.
00:28:33Eat it!
00:28:43Need the juice!
00:29:04Check it out. Power's on.
00:29:07Gonna need to start swinging here, or find some ammo.
00:29:13Need some ammo!
00:29:29Not a chance, flesh-sower!
00:29:33Gonna need to start swinging here, or find some ammo.
00:29:43Eat shit and puke!
00:29:46Stay off of me!
00:29:49Uh, yeah. I got no rounds.
00:30:13You dare touch me, minion?
00:30:33No hugs, buttercup!
00:30:37Freeze, good air.
00:30:40Come on, where's the bar?
00:30:49Hey, why are my guns so light?
00:30:52Hint!
00:31:01Who else wants some of this?
00:31:10Die, meat-puppets!
00:31:13Who else wants some of this?
00:31:28Come to mama.
00:31:31Boom! Juice time!
00:31:40Oh, shit.
00:32:10Die!
00:32:40Oh, shit.
00:33:11Oh, shit.
00:33:29Need a few rounds if we're gonna keep the good times rolling.
00:33:33Not a chance, flesh-sower!
00:33:36Not a chance, flesh-sower!
00:33:39I'm about to go on a killin' spree!
00:33:49Let the gersh times roll.
00:33:55Need to round up some rounds!
00:33:58The quantum bomb. No idea what quantum is, but I like the bomb part.
00:34:03I'm about to go on a killin' spree!
00:34:12Surprise!
00:34:15Surprise!
00:34:26That machine!
00:34:33I'm about to go on a killin' spree!
00:34:48Go! Over to you, any inch!
00:34:51Go! Over to you, any inch! Juice!
00:35:04Go! Over to you, any inch! Juice!
00:35:10Go!
00:35:17Hey, Flappy, I think you'll have to find a new day job.
00:35:23Damn it, Richtofen! Why do you suck so much?
00:35:34Go! Go! Go!
00:35:49Something awesome just happened!
00:35:53Go!
00:35:57Now run, spidercap!
00:36:01Need to round up some rounds!
00:36:15Not a chance, flesh-sower!
00:36:18Can't believe I get paid to have this much fun!
00:36:21Hahahahaha!
00:36:28No hugs, spidercap!
00:36:42Let's get crackin'!
00:36:51Let's get crackin'!
00:36:56Well, throwing rocks works, too.
00:37:01Warning! Excavator armaban will cause decompression of Tunnel 11.
00:37:07What's that rumbling? Aw, shit!
00:37:22Button is letting me see what I'm all about.
00:37:41Need to get to air.
00:37:51Need to get to air.
00:38:02Warning! Excavator armaban will cause decompression of Tunnel 11.
00:38:15This thingy actually does something that doesn't suck.
00:38:19Warning! Excavator armaban will cause decompression of Tunnel 11.
00:38:43Get back at her, slug!
00:38:48Warning! Excavator armaban will cause decompression of Tunnel 11.
00:38:52Can't... breathe...
00:39:05Max ammo!
00:39:09Everyone's favorite!
00:39:13Not a chance, flesh-sower!
00:39:18Warning! Excavator armaban will cause decompression of Tunnel 11.
00:39:22Can't... breathe...
00:39:35I'm on a roll!
00:39:44Aw, man, that reeks!
00:39:48Warning! Excavator armaban will cause decompression of Tunnel 11.
00:39:51Warning! Excavator armaban will cause decompression of Tunnel 11.
00:40:14Bungs... giving... out!
00:40:21Bungs... giving... out!
00:40:26Must... hold... breath...
00:40:30Quit... talking!
00:40:44Bungs... giving... out!
00:40:51Warning! Excavator armaban will cause decompression of Tunnel 11.
00:41:09Can't... breathe...
00:41:22My niggas!
00:41:26This is the place to burn this all on you!
00:41:30Take me back to where I started you guys!
00:41:34I will make your lives worth your time!
00:41:38I know what I'm all to you!
00:41:41No!
00:42:02Whoa, that was cool!
00:42:11Awesome!
00:42:24Sweet!
00:42:41I'm on a roll!
00:42:45Aw, man, that reeks!
00:42:49Warning! Excavator armaban will cause decompression of Tunnel 11.
00:42:53Warning! Excavator armaban will cause decompression of Tunnel 11.
00:42:57Aw, man, that reeks!
00:43:01Aw, man, that reeks!
00:43:05Aw, man, that reeks!
00:43:08Aw, man, that reeks!
00:43:15I think this'll get old after a while, but it's great to be awesome!
00:43:21Alright, I get to be a sniper for once!
00:43:34Ooh, shiny!
00:43:38Aw, man, that reeks!
00:43:42I'm on a roll!
00:43:46Aw, man, that reeks!
00:43:50Aw, man, that reeks!
00:43:54I'm on a roll!
00:43:58Aw, man, that reeks!
00:44:02I'm on a roll!
00:44:05Who else wants some of this?
00:44:17Sweet!
00:44:25Later, suckers!
00:44:35Die!
00:44:54Not a chance, flesh sore!
00:45:05Time to start a meat-a-lanch!
00:45:29I'm getting really sick of this.
00:45:35I'm getting really sick of this.
00:46:05I'm getting really sick of this.
00:46:19That's a good place to end it.
00:46:35That's a good place to end it.
00:46:38That's a good place to end it.
00:46:41That's a good place to end it.
00:46:48That's a good place to end it.
00:46:54That's a good place to end it.
00:47:03Bring it, slack jaws!
00:47:08Bring it, slack jaws!
00:47:19This'll help.
00:47:38Bring it, slack jaws!
00:47:57What the...
00:48:08What the...
00:48:16Stay off of me!
00:48:18Hey, why are my guns so light? Hint!
00:48:38Need the juice!
00:48:48Awesome! I think everyone should own a couple of these.
00:49:00Couldn't be happier with this weapon. Not.
00:49:08Not.
00:49:22No hugs, buttercup!
00:49:26No hugs, buttercup!
00:49:37Stay off of me!
00:49:40Not a chance, flesh sore!
00:49:44Who else wants some of this?
00:49:47Have a seat, freak junkies!
00:49:56No hugs, buttercup!
00:49:59Blackjack, freak sacks, you lose!
00:50:03No hugs, buttercup!
00:50:06Blackjack, freak sacks, you lose!
00:50:21No hugs, buttercup!
00:50:25Nice, MG! Booyah!
00:50:33No hugs, buttercup!
00:50:36Blackjack, freak sacks, you lose!
00:50:44No hugs, buttercup!
00:50:47Blackjack, freak sacks, you lose!
00:50:55200 yards and one happy Dempsey.
00:50:59No hugs, buttercup!
00:51:02Blackjack, freak sacks, you lose!
00:51:06No hugs, buttercup!
00:51:09Blackjack, freak sacks, you lose!
00:51:13No hugs, buttercup!
00:51:16Blackjack, freak sacks, you lose!
00:51:20Light and lethal, I like it!
00:51:23No hugs, buttercup!
00:51:27Quiet, kill. Let's make this messy.
00:51:33Who else wants some of this?
00:51:42Sweet, Raygun!
00:51:57Raygun!
00:52:16Raygun!
00:52:27Raygun!
00:52:35Coming apart at the seams!
00:52:46Arf, that asshole bitch.
00:52:57I'm gonna make them wish their mamas were here.
00:53:09Stay off of me!
00:53:12Die, meat puppets!
00:53:14Eat lead and love it, stumpy!
00:53:27What a rush!
00:53:30Rush!
00:53:55Who else wants some of this?
00:54:00Who else wants some of this?
00:54:09Chewing ain't something that I usually like to do with my beverages.
00:54:30All right, you can have it.
00:54:36Blackjack, fuck off!
00:54:55Blackjack, fuck off!
00:54:59You know, you'd think the word would get around that Dempsey is a badass.
00:55:14Not a chance in hell, cupcake.
00:55:18Have a seat, freak junkies.
00:55:28Blackjack, fuck off!
00:55:48Ugh, I'd hate to clean that up.
00:55:59Eat it and love it!
00:56:19You guys keep coming, I'll keep killing!
00:56:29Now that's what I'm talking about!
00:56:34Unexpected goodness.
00:56:36Later, suckers!
00:56:58Eat lead and love it, stumpy!
00:57:19Bounce and shoot, bounce and shoot, I like it!
00:57:28Eat lead and love it, stumpy!
00:57:37Where's my lot of tickets? I'm on a roll!
00:57:58Hey, little guy, how's the crown look?
00:58:28Eat lead and love it, stumpy!
00:58:33Wonder if this stuff makes you faster, or if it just makes everything else slow down.
00:58:39It's about time.
00:58:47Oh, hell yeah, that was cool!
00:58:53P.E.S. active.
00:58:58Eat lead and love it, stumpy!
00:59:04This stuff tastes even worse going the other way.
00:59:29Where's my lot of tickets?
00:59:32Oh, here's one.
00:59:34Eat lead and love it, stumpy!
00:59:46Oh, where's my lot of tickets?
00:59:49Here's one.
00:59:51Eat lead and love it, stumpy!
00:59:58Try new low be gone available at the end of my gun
01:00:22Let's rock this party like it's 1946
01:00:45Good times
01:00:57No hugs buttercup
01:01:04Boom wrecked
01:01:10Check out the flying meat puppets
01:01:28That never gets old
01:01:31Booyah!
01:01:36Sorry sweetheart we're all out of bubblegum
01:02:00Why did rick topper bring us here?
01:04:28Lubrication
01:04:34Hey why are my guns so light? Hint!
01:04:58Okay no ammo sucks for the shooter don't you think?
01:05:27AWESOME!

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