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00:00You know, there are a lot of punishment games.
00:04Yes, like a comedy with pain.
00:09Ouch!
00:10And this is like, no, no, no, no.
00:13Yes.
00:14Ouch! Stop it!
00:15This is not good.
00:16It's not good.
00:19There are a lot of punishment games on TV and in live.
00:24But if it hurts too much, it's hard to react.
00:28Some of them are not painful.
00:30Some of them are not painful, but it's hard to react.
00:36So we have prepared this.
00:38It's called Human Body Experiment Nishida.
00:42It's a scary title.
00:44We're going to look for the perfect line for the punishment game.
00:47So that's it for today.
00:50We have invited a guest to increase the number of human body experiments.
00:56Yes.
00:57Comedian Morimoto, please.
00:59Hello.
01:02Nice to meet you.
01:05I didn't expect to be invited to this show for the first time.
01:09It's the first time we've met.
01:13In the script, our name is Morimoto.
01:17That's right.
01:18That's a really bad script.
01:19It's really called Morimoto.
01:21Are there a lot of punishment games?
01:24We haven't gone to that stage yet.
01:28Right now, we're at the stage of Morimoto.
01:34This time, it's Human Body Experiment Nishida.
01:43We're going to look for the perfect line for the punishment game.
01:49This is a must-see for everyone in the industry.
01:59Uzo Muzo Show
02:04Uzo Muzo Show
02:10Uzo Muzo Show
02:13Uzo Muzo Show
02:15Uzo Muzo Show
02:16Uzo Muzo Show
02:17Uzo Muzo Show
02:18Uzo Muzo Show
02:19Uzo Muzo Show
02:20Uzo Muzo Show
02:21This is the Human Body Experiment.
02:24Tarai Otoshi
02:25Tarai Otoshi
02:27This is a standard punishment game.
02:30We're going to experiment with different heights.
02:33We're going to see which height is the best.
02:36We're going to show you the best Tarai Otoshi.
02:39Tarai Otoshi
02:40We've prepared the Tarai Otoshi.
02:44It's so high.
02:46This is really scary.
02:48It's even scarier when you're down there.
02:51Morimoto and the others got nervous.
02:54It's too high.
02:55It looks like a guillotine.
02:57It's about 2.5 meters away from your head when you sit down.
03:042.5 meters?
03:05It's a height you don't see in a variety show.
03:08I've never seen it.
03:09This is the maximum height.
03:11Let's start from the lowest point.
03:14Let's see how far we can go.
03:16Let's measure the height.
03:18Let's start with Godzilla.
03:20Let's do that.
03:21How many meters do we start with?
03:23It doesn't matter how many centimeters.
03:25Even if it's close, it might hurt.
03:28It's really high.
03:31It's scary when you see it.
03:33Let's start with 50 centimeters.
03:35Let's start with 50 centimeters.
03:41It's scary.
03:42It's 50 centimeters.
03:43Wait a minute.
03:44It's huge when you see it up close.
03:46It's huge.
03:48It's huge.
03:49It's this big.
03:51Here we go.
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04:01How is it?
04:02How is it?
04:03It hurts a lot.
04:05It's the worst.
04:07It's the worst height.
04:09It's the worst.
04:10It's not a stroke, so it's shaking.
04:13It's like it's sinking in.
04:16What do you want to do next?
04:18I'll go next.
04:19Let's go.
04:21How many centimeters?
04:22Wait a minute.
04:24How many centimeters?
04:26I think I can go up to 1.5 meters.
04:30Really?
04:31You can go up a lot.
04:32The premise is that it's meaningless if you don't receive it.
04:35That's right.
04:36I think 1.5 meters is a basic height.
04:40But if you say it's meaningless if you don't receive it, you'll never receive it.
04:45If you say that.
04:51Wait a minute.
04:52Really?
04:53Is that right?
04:55That's right.
04:56Is it this high?
04:57This is 1.5 meters.
05:00I may have made a mistake.
05:02How is it?
05:04To be honest, I think I made a lot of mistakes.
05:09This is high.
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05:13Did you have a rehearsal?
05:16You're slow.
05:19I may cry when I'm 4 years old.
05:22He couldn't get the speed he wanted.
05:26He chose 2.5 meters high.
05:30This is high.
05:33Will he succeed?
05:36He chose 2.5 meters high.
05:39He chose 2.5 meters high.
05:42What will happen?
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06:00Are you okay?
06:01Why did you say 0?
06:03You may have made a mistake.
06:06Why did you make a mistake?
06:08How is it?
06:10It's a dull pain.
06:13It's a dull pain.
06:17He can't get good data.
06:22Then, Saaya...
06:24Do you want to add a weight?
06:26Do you want to add a weight?
06:29I know you can't get the speed you want.
06:32Do you want to add a weight?
06:33I don't think it's a punishment game to add a weight.
06:38Morimoto entertainers add a weight to increase the speed of the fire.
06:46It's heavy.
06:47Wait a minute.
06:49I'm scared.
06:51This is bad.
06:52This is bad.
06:54This is bad.
06:55This is bad.
06:56This is bad.
06:58The speed is completely different.
07:00Let's lower the height.
07:05This is 50 cm.
07:07Let's add a weight.
07:10Is there such a thing as a weight in the entertainment industry?
07:14This is 50 cm.
07:16This experiment will be used by future entertainers.
07:24I'll start.
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07:30Ouch!
07:32Ouch!
07:35Ouch!
07:37This is bad.
07:38This is bad.
07:40This is bad.
07:41This is dangerous.
07:43At first, everyone tried to do their best.
07:45This is dangerous.
07:47This is painful.
07:48This is painful.
07:49This is painful.
07:50This is painful.
07:5350 cm after the PET bottle is the best.
07:5850 cm is heavy.
07:59Will this be transmitted to the audience?
08:01I think it will be transmitted to the audience if it is a little higher.
08:06This is not a variety show.
08:09That's right.
08:10Even if the sound is interesting, the appearance is not good.
08:12I think you should try it.
08:14Let's make it a little higher.
08:19This is 50 cm.
08:21I'm a man, so I'll finish it.
08:2560 cm or 70 cm is fine.
08:2780 cm.
08:2980 cm.
08:35I will start.
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08:49This is painful.
08:53Are you okay?
08:54Are you okay?
08:56How is it?
08:57Are you okay?
08:58Where is this?
09:00You can't use this anymore.
09:02It looks like a star.
09:07This is a heavy drop that seems to be at its limit.
09:14NISHIDA shows the spirit of an entertainer.
09:18This is 1.3 meters.
09:22How is this?
09:23This seems to be big.
09:25By the way, I had an accident when I was riding a motorcycle.
09:3180 cm is the same as that pain.
09:35What are you talking about?
09:38Let's make it 1.
09:41Let's make it 1.
09:44I have something to say at the end.
09:48Why do you look like you're going to die?
09:49NISHIDA shows the spirit of an entertainer.
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09:58This is painful.
10:17This is no good.
10:19Why is this so heavy?
10:22This is painful.
10:23NISHIDA is hiding his face.
10:26Show me your face.
10:30I don't like this.
10:31The best is 1 meter.
10:361 meter is the best.
10:39The height of the drop is 1 meter.
10:44Please refer to this.
10:52This is a human experiment.
10:54This is a hot oden.
10:58I think it's best to ask the person who does it.
11:00That's right.
11:02I think it's best to ask DACHO CLUB.
11:06This is the temperature of DACHO CLUB.
11:10I don't think everyone has the same temperature.
11:13This is the temperature of a professional.
11:15Today, we will make a test of the official hot oden temperature.
11:22I understand.
11:24I have prepared a hot oden.
11:27I have inserted a low-temperature cooking machine so that I can see the temperature.
11:32That's great.
11:33Let's set the temperature to 70 degrees.
11:35Let's set the temperature to 70 degrees.
11:36Let's start with NISHIDA.
11:37Can I start?
11:38Yes.
11:39What do you want to do?
11:41What do you want to do?
11:43Let's make konjac.
11:44Let's make konjac.
11:45Let's make konjac.
11:50I will start.
11:51I will start.
11:53Please start.
11:54Ouch!
11:59Are you okay?
12:01It's hot.
12:03Wait a minute.
12:04Did the best come out?
12:07The best came out.
12:10It's hot.
12:13Did the best come out?
12:14I think it's still okay.
12:16I see.
12:17It's still okay.
12:18It was hot.
12:21I think it's okay to make fine cuts.
12:26What should I do?
12:27Why are you trying to go ahead?
12:31I will see the best.
12:34What do you mean?
12:36Do you want to do it?
12:42I saw it for the first time.
12:43That's amazing.
12:45You are NISHIDA as you saw on TV.
12:48Let's make chicken.
12:49Let's make chicken.
12:50Let's make 90 degrees of chicken.
12:59I will start.
13:0190 degrees of chicken.
13:0990 degrees of chicken.
13:10It's hot.
13:17It's hot.
13:18It's not good to eat.
13:21It's hot.
13:26It's hotter than outside.
13:27I see.
13:29You can make various dishes with 90 degrees.
13:34Radish.
13:35Let's make 90 degrees of radish.
13:3690 degrees of radish.
13:41I will start.
13:44It's hot.
13:45It's hot.
13:53It's hot.
13:5490 degrees of radish is hot.
13:56It's hot and my forehead is cold.
14:00It's a strange phenomenon.
14:02It's the worst.
14:04What did you like the most?
14:07Chicken?
14:0880 degrees of konjac was good.
14:1170 degrees of konjac and 90 degrees of radish.
14:16The temperature of the hot ODEN is 70 degrees of konjac and 90 degrees of radish.
14:23Please refer to it.
14:27It's hot and my forehead is cold.
14:31This is the last one.
14:34Flash cotton.
14:35It's like cotton.
14:38You can burn it by putting it on your body.
14:43I heard that it increases firepower.
14:47You can adjust the size of the cotton.
14:49I see.
14:51You can adjust the size of the fire.
14:53You can adjust the size of the fire.
14:56I'm scared.
14:57You can adjust the size of the fire.
14:59You have to be afraid of fire.
15:01I've only seen the same size on TV.
15:04I've only seen the same size on TV.
15:05I've only seen the same size on TV.
15:06I've only seen the same size on TV.
15:07This is the flash cotton of SANKAKE.
15:12You can burn it with your palm.
15:17Can I burn it with my nails?
15:20You can burn it with your nails.
15:22Why do you burn it with your nails?
15:24This is 3 cm.
15:26This is 5 cm.
15:28This is 10 cm.
15:29This is big.
15:31Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
15:33The person who loses will do it.
15:37Okay.
15:38Rock-paper-scissors.
15:42Did I win?
15:43The person who loses will do it.
15:45The person who loses will do it.
15:46This is 10 cm.
15:48This is 10 cm.
15:49That's right.
15:50Rock-paper-scissors.
15:52Let's go.
15:55No, this is 5 cm.
15:57I made a mistake.
15:59There was a bug.
16:00Let's start with 3 cm.
16:04Where should I put it?
16:06You can put it on your navel.
16:08Can I put it on my navel?
16:11You can put it on your navel at the same time.
16:14I see.
16:20I'm scared.
16:22It's small.
16:24I'm scared of this.
16:27I'm scared.
16:29I'm scared.
16:32Wait a minute.
16:33I'm scared.
16:34I can't do it.
16:36Let's start.
16:39Let's start.
16:41Don't move.
16:43Let's start.
16:45I'm scared.
16:48I'm scared.
16:57I'm scared.
17:00Wait a minute.
17:01I'm scared.
17:02Is this possible?
17:04I'm scared.
17:06This is easy.
17:08This is the best.
17:10This is good.
17:11I got a good picture.
17:165 x 5.
17:22Can I put it there?
17:23Be careful not to burn it.
17:26I'm scared.
17:28I'm scared.
17:30Let's start.
17:34I'm scared.
17:38I'm scared.
17:41I'm scared.
17:48It's hot for a moment.
17:52I'm scared.
17:53Is it burnt?
17:57Is it burnt?
17:59It's burnt.
18:00It's burnt.
18:01My navel is on fire.
18:03It stinks.
18:04It stinks.
18:05It smells like burnt hair.
18:08It's hot for a moment.
18:10It's amazing.
18:11I'm scared.
18:125 x 5.
18:14It's double.
18:15It's double.
18:16I don't want to do it.
18:18I'm scared.
18:23Do you want to try it yourself?
18:25What?
18:26Do you want to try it yourself?
18:33What kind of person are you?
18:36It's like pulling the trigger.
18:39It's like pulling the trigger.
18:41It's big.
18:42You have to roll it more.
18:44You're right.
18:48I'm scared.
18:49It's really big.
18:50What is this?
18:51What is this?
18:52I'm scared.
18:54What is this?
18:56It's nothing.
18:58I can't pull the trigger.
19:00I'm scared.
19:01It's your turn.
19:033, 2, 1.
19:09It's on fire.
19:10My hands are shaking.
19:13Do you want to try it?
19:14It's okay.
19:15It's on fire.
19:17I'm sorry.
19:18I'm sorry.
19:19My instinct didn't work.
19:22Your hands were shaking.
19:24I'm sorry. I'll try it again.
19:253, 2, 1.
19:39What is this?
19:45Is this the maximum?
19:47It's not fun if you do it yourself.
19:53You can't do it yourself.
19:54It's different.
19:55It's different.
19:56Let's do 15x15.
19:58Aikatsu, do you want to do it?
20:01Morimoto and the others came up with an unexpected idea.
20:05What should we do?
20:07What about you?
20:08What should we do?
20:11We were the only ones doing it.
20:13That's true.
20:1415x15.
20:16It's really hot.
20:19Saya, who has never done an experiment, will do the Monomot.
20:25It's huge.
20:26It's huge.
20:27It'll break right away.
20:29That's true.
20:30It's origami size.
20:34It's huge.
20:36I'll roll it up.
20:39It's totally different from before.
20:43I feel like the size has changed.
20:45Is this okay?
20:46We told you that you shouldn't do it.
20:51It's scary.
20:55You can do it with your hands.
20:56I'll do it in front of the commercial.
21:04Her face is scary.
21:0815x15
21:11Saya will try the huge 15cm square flash cotton.
21:17It's good.
21:19It's good.
21:20Is the camera okay?
21:21I'll do it.
21:2415x15.
21:25Challenge.
21:33Put this on.
21:34I'll show you.
21:35It's good.
21:36It's good.
21:38It's scary.
21:39It's getting scarier.
21:41I'll do it.
21:50Are you going to do it?
21:51No, I'll do it.
21:54My heart...
21:56I'll do it.
22:08It's my hand, too.
22:13Are you okay?
22:15I'm glad.
22:16It's a little burnt.
22:18Look at my finger.
22:21Your finger is bleeding.
22:24It's bleeding.
22:28It's 10cm.
22:31It's too big.
22:32It doesn't make sense if you get hurt.
22:36It's 10x10.
22:39Why did you put on the biggest size?
22:43The size of the flash cotton is 10cm square.
22:51Please refer to it.
22:58I tried three.
23:00Which one was the scariest?
23:02I still have a pain in my stomach.
23:07I think I'll have a pain in my stomach until tomorrow.
23:10It hurts a lot.
23:12What is a pain in the stomach?
23:15What is a pain in the stomach?
23:16It's a food that we make ourselves.
23:19I think I'm getting along well with Mr. Kakarani.
23:22It's amazing.
23:23We have a bond.
23:25It's weird to say this after doing this.
23:28I'll come back.
23:31I'll come back.
23:33I'll come back.
23:36Next episode is a foreign language bad word listening.
23:40Don't say that.
23:42Can Ishida say a foreign language bad word correctly?
23:50It stinks.
23:51It smells like poop.
23:55That pose.
23:56The DVD of Lalando Uzo Muzo Show will be released.
24:01Vol.1 includes the first episode and the fourth episode.
24:08The unedited scenes will also be included.
24:10Vol.1 also has a special limited edition.
24:13Please refer to the program's homepage.