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00:00I did it.
00:07Did you?
00:08I did it.
00:09Alright.
00:10I like it.
00:11Yes.
00:12Yes.
00:13You should try it.
00:14Good job.
00:15I already did it.
00:16Alright.
00:17Alright.
00:18Alright.
00:19Oh.
00:20I can't do it.
00:21I can't.
00:22Relax your gullet.
00:23I can't.
00:24Dyke, come in.
00:25Hey ladies.
00:26How you doing?
00:27Hey Jake.
00:28What's up?
00:29Hi.
00:30We're just practicing being drug mules.
00:31You know, like in that film, Maria, Full of Grace.
00:32Look what I can do.
00:33Wow.
00:34You know, in the film, the Colombian girl, she becomes a drug mule, you know, and she's
00:49real good at it.
00:50She makes a ton of money.
00:51So we figured since we're Colombian, too, that we'd be real good at it, too.
00:54Wow.
00:55Where to begin?
00:56Beyond the fact that it's highly illegal, you know the girl dies in that movie, right?
01:00No.
01:01No.
01:02Nobody dies.
01:03Yeah.
01:04She dies.
01:05One of the balloons that they use to smuggle the drugs bursts, so she overdoses.
01:06And then the drug dealers cut her open, like Han cuts that Tauntaun open in Empire, and
01:12they rip the drugs out of her still warm corpse so as to not lose any more money.
01:19You didn't tell me that.
01:20You didn't tell me that.
01:21I, I, I didn't.
01:22You trying to kill me?
01:23I didn't know that.
01:24You trying to kill me?
01:25It happens in the movie.
01:27Yeah, but the thing is, it had subtitles in it, so I, I didn't watch the whole thing.
01:30Oh, so you can't read now?
01:31The subtitles prevented you from seeing what was happening on the screen.
01:32They're in English.
01:33It was long.
01:34Are you sure it was the same movie?
01:35Yeah, I'm certainly sure it's the same movie.
01:36For real?
01:37Yeah.
01:38Full of grace.
01:39Full of drugs.
01:40I can't believe you watched that movie and you let me swallow these whole grapes.
01:41Because we're trying to be good at something.
01:42Whole grapes?
01:43Look how big this is.
01:44Oh, I hate you.