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00:00Alright, good afternoon everyone. This time what we got for the chopping block is a Fisher-Price
00:08Storybook Rhymes toy
00:11Now I do
00:13Apologize if I didn't if I haven't been posting any
00:18Frequent videos on here just because I've been staying here at my dad's place once more
00:24and
00:26all that kind of stuff, but
00:28I've been waiting for this to get in the mail for quite some time and I got this
00:37Idea requested by some youtuber. I forget the name of at the moment
00:41I can't think off the top of my head or just wrap my brain around who the person
00:47That gave me this request
00:49But yeah
00:51either than that
00:53Let's get started with the toy. So I'm gonna be demoing
00:57The
00:59product at first and then we'll get right to
01:02The destruction path like I don't think I'll like I don't think I have anything clever to say at the moment
01:09So this is kind of the best
01:10I'm working with yeah, let's up. Let's power this on see if it works. I
01:17Don't want to learn nursery rhymes
01:21And there's a volume switch on here
01:23This is the lowest setting here, this is off and the rest is louder
01:31Yeah, that's about it
01:34I'm just the stupid
01:36nose lights up
01:38Yeah, we got some options on here. You got one two, three ABC and
01:45colors
01:47but who cares of that like most people would ask hey, why are you
01:53Why do you have this?
01:54Baby's toy here. Well, I'm not here just to collect it. I'm here to send it back to the depths of hell
02:03apparently
02:04But yeah
02:06Here I am
02:08Still 17 a senior and single
02:12Doing these kind of videos for your viewing pleasure
02:15Let's go. Let's open the first page here
02:23I gotta try that again. Thanks a lot stupid toy
02:32How do you like that
02:35Just knocked it in my mouth and for some reason the toy won't even shut up when you close the page for some reason
02:42Let me try that again. I
02:45Don't want to learn a new nursery rhymes
02:53I
03:04Let me turn this down any who
03:08You may notice this is actually a used toy just because of the scribbles on here
03:13But that doesn't really matter. I mean, it's just scribbles right over here
03:17But other than that, it works real good
03:20It's just your straightforward
03:23nursery rhymes
03:25well
03:27Yeah to the tune of some music and all that kind of crap
03:31Yeah, I haven't tested these buttons out yet. So see how they work
03:38Okay, you already said that like the first few hundred times
03:44Okay
03:51Is
03:53That it why not one
03:57monkey or one bird
04:00Why can't you count the rest for some reason? I
04:05mean really
04:09Okay, I get it
04:15Well still you can
04:18Turn the page and you know, it'll make it say something different
04:22But I mean they should really update the toy to make it say everything on here
04:28like including a
04:30besides one lion the one monkey option and the one bird option rather than just
04:37jumping ahead Oh
04:39Bob Saget, I just pressed the nose
04:44Okay, so apparently if you press the nose
04:47You can jump from one page to another
04:52In case you get bored
04:58Sorry for the piss poor Santa photography
05:02But I'm just trying to get a good shot here. I don't know. Maybe I'm just messing her this around for fun
05:09Let's check out the colors
05:11I
05:17Want it doesn't even count the other animals are you freaking kidding me?
05:22Like why not have a freaking or an orange monkey a purple bird
05:29Just say something else other than just these two simple colors
05:35Like oh, I mean really like why can't they just update the toy just to do all those features?
05:42But you know what that's just the way things are unfortunately
05:54You think it's a dream, you know, I think it sucks just like my life
06:12I
06:13Remember that song kids one two buckle my shoe. Yeah, we had to learn that in elementary school
06:19I don't need to relearn all this basic crap like the same old material. We've been learning in
06:26grade school we now learn in
06:29Middle and high school for some reason in case we don't even remember, you know, I remember all my crap now
06:36So used to
06:38elementary or
06:40fundamental
06:42subjects
06:45Yeah, I'm still glad I did learn all that fundamental crap back then and you know just recapping it
06:51Present day. I'm just thinking wow. I learned something new. All right, I
06:57Don't think I'll be learning anything with this toy. All right
07:06Skip you
07:10It's weird how I press the button the first time I didn't even skip hickory-dickory dock
07:23That's about it really
07:28What the frick I just closed the book and it it still keeps talking for some reason
07:34Even though it's not on that exact page like it just it talks literally outside the book
07:40Oh
07:43You're gonna die
07:48Did it turn louder
07:56Okay, apparently I just made this toy louder
08:00We're gonna take this out
08:06Okay, apparently this thing can shut up like I don't know why I could the first couple times
08:15Goodbye
08:29Oh
08:42Come on I was just learning new nursery rhymes from you just because of the way you were singing
08:59I'm learning all right
09:23I'm learning new nursery rhymes
09:29Oh
09:48I just distorted the speaker now
09:50Oh
10:13You hearing this
10:20Uh-oh, it's turning into the devil. All right
10:27What did I just do
10:51Come on come on. I want to learn some new nursery rhymes
11:02Did I just die on me
11:16Come on
11:18Let's get to it I know that you can do it
11:41Well that just escalated quickly
11:44Pretty much it's dead. So I'm gonna give this a little diving lesson right out the window
11:52in other words
11:54Let the bodies hit the floor
12:04Okay, let's see what happened
12:07Nothing really
12:09Except by the fact I just pounded the back
12:12You know just get the speaker and all that, but you know
12:15this toy is still not turning on so
12:19Back to the chopping block for some reason. I can't even destroy it. So I
12:24Guess we'll have to go with a plan B
12:28Yep, that's right
12:30I'm gonna dismember it with a screwdriver. So
12:36Yeah, this might take some time. But here I'll fast-forward it for you
12:42There we go
12:45Just sped up time
12:48Yeah, here we go. So I unscrewed just about the whole toy
12:54Get this out
12:56Yeah, this is just the best I could do to destroy the toy
13:02I've also managed to crack open the head and I've also managed to locate the speaker which has been destroyed
13:11So it's right in here. Oh
13:15It's magnetic probably all speakers are and this is it right here
13:22And you can see the circuits in there and of course the little button that's used to push on it
13:30Yeah, this is just really about it
13:45Decapitated
13:59Oh
14:15I'm done with this
14:22All right
14:25Stay in school and thanks for watching. Yeah
14:36Bye-bye
14:38Biatch, I'll stick with the My Little Pony movie and I'm gonna go see wait. I already saw it already online
14:47What are you gonna do?
14:54You