It's Showtime: ‘Daniel Padilla,’ nagbabalik ‘Kalokalike’ na naman! (Kalokalike)
Aired (October 11, 2024): Baby pa lang si Jeffrey, kamukhang-kamukha na raw niya si Supremo. Panoorin ito sa video.
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00:00But the people congress number two, Jeffrey Dika and Ruel Sanchago.
00:05No, it's not Ruel Sanchago.
00:07It's DJ Daniel Patilia.
00:11DJ Dorano.
00:14No, it's not.
00:15Is this Daniel Patilia?
00:16Yes.
00:17You know, your Daniel is like my man.
00:20Why?
00:20Wherever you look, you can't find him.
00:24He has a voice.
00:25He has a voice that speaks.
00:28How are you?
00:29We didn't play basketball.
00:31He's not your cousin.
00:33He's your uncle.
00:36You know, the people congress number two is my nephew.
00:40But I'm happy because he keeps adding to the family.
00:45He's so funny.
00:47He's like Marielle.
00:49He's not Marielle.
00:50He's like Marielle.
00:51One day, he's like Marielle.
00:56He's so funny, honey.
00:58Daniel Patilia.
01:00He's so funny.
01:01He's like Daniel Patilia.
01:03You're so funny.
01:04You're like Carla.
01:07DJ, how are you?
01:09I'm fine.
01:10I'm just resting.
01:11I'm from El Nido, Palawan.
01:14We'll be together.
01:15Recently, we came from Italy.
01:17We did taping.
01:18Vice?
01:19What about me?
01:22They did taping.
01:23They have a new teleserie.
01:24Oh, is that so?
01:25Yes, they have a new teleserie.
01:27What's your new teleserie?
01:28Ink.
01:31So for now, just wait for it.
01:33It's a beautiful movie.
01:35Directed by Lester Pimentel.
01:38It's a movie, not a teleserie.
01:42It's a movie.
01:43He missed it one day.
01:45Why?
01:46His ex-partner is here.
01:48He's on his love team.
01:51Did you watch it?
01:52Actually, I watched it when I saw him.
01:55Maybe we'll meet someday.
01:58When did you watch it?
02:00Last week.
02:01And you're going to watch it now?
02:03Maybe you'll meet.
02:04No, I mean...
02:07He's crazy.
02:09He's going to watch it after one week.
02:11I hope you'll see it.
02:12I mean...
02:13Don't touch my butt.
02:15I'm busy running.
02:16Don't touch my butt.
02:17I'm busy running.
02:20I mean...
02:21If I'm lucky...
02:24If I believe in God and I win,
02:26we'll meet.
02:27God will punish you if you don't win.
02:29It's God's fault if you don't win.
02:32You cheated.
02:33You cheated.
02:34You're Daniel.
02:35We'll meet in the weekly finals.
02:37I'll talk to Jeffrey first.
02:39Jeffrey, who said you look like Daniel Padilla?
02:42Yes.
02:43The one who gave birth to my son.
02:45When I went out, my son said,
02:47Doc, your son looks like Daniel Padilla.
02:52In short,
02:53where's that albulary?
02:55It's not an albulary.
02:57It's a quadron.
02:58It's a quadron.
02:59I don't know if it's an albulary.
03:00He just rolled it up and put bay leaves on it.
03:03You can see it.
03:05Remove your shades so you can see.
03:08Do you want to see my eyes?
03:10Yes.
03:12We want to see Randy Santiago's eyes more.
03:18Go, go.
03:19A strong slap with a shout.
03:23And if Daniel doesn't have one,
03:24a strong slap as well.
03:27If your eyes don't look the same.
03:28They don't look the same.
03:31Daniel Padilla will remove the shades.
03:35Let's get it on.
03:36Wow.
03:38There you go.
03:39I'll give you everything.
03:42I love you so much.
03:45Actually, you're handsome.
03:48You're handsome.
03:49There you go.
03:51What?
03:52Who are you?
03:53You look like you're scared.
03:54You look like you're scared.
03:55What?
03:58You look like Jerome Ponce.
03:59Jerome Ponce?
04:00Are you from Arlington?
04:02Why did you shave for 7 days?
04:05Jerome Ponce.
04:06Jerome Ponce.
04:09You even removed your shades.
04:10You look more like Timbuk.
04:12Confident.
04:13Confident.
04:14Confident.
04:16But really,
04:17a lot of people are saying that you look like Daniel.
04:20Well, actually,
04:21the CEOs of the companies
04:22hired me to...
04:23Did you know that there are a lot of
04:24fake CEOs?
04:26That's why there are a lot of
04:27fake CEOs during the pandemic,
04:29right?
04:30So that everyone becomes a CEO.
04:33That's okay because
04:34when they downed me,
04:35I also became a fake one.
04:38They downed you right away.
04:41The moment they paid my talent fee,
04:43I became a fake one.
04:46But his voice is really...
04:47What is that?
04:48Are you going to follow me?
04:49What is that?
04:51Peace sign?
04:52Yes.
04:54What are you doing?
04:56I didn't get the PPLs
04:57so that you can do that.
04:59So that you can body-slap me.
05:01Body-slap.
05:03For us,
05:04this is Jeffrey Tiga
05:05and Daniel Padilla
05:06of Rizal.