The Happys 2016

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00:00:00Ever since I was a little girl, I knew exactly what my life would look like.
00:00:10I'd meet the man of my dreams, and we'd have everything in common.
00:00:15And in ninth grade, I met Mark Lewis.
00:00:21He was perfect.
00:00:22Is it dead?
00:00:23You're so weird.
00:00:24I dream that one day he'll eat a burger he didn't rare.
00:00:31It's so bloody.
00:00:42I'd do whatever it takes to keep my man happy.
00:00:46I'd make us a wonderful home and cook for him.
00:00:52And everything would be just so.
00:00:57And when Mark got cast as a lead in a big Hollywood movie, well, I left the Midwest
00:01:03and moved out to Los Angeles.
00:01:06And I love it here.
00:01:07L.A. is always so sunny.
00:01:10And Los Feliz is like a small town in a big city.
00:01:15Everyone is so nice.
00:01:16Do you have any cheddar from Wisconsin?
00:01:19Nope.
00:01:21I'm not even 22, and I've got everything I've ever wanted.
00:01:26Now all I have to do is live happily ever after.
00:01:51I thought you had a job interview.
00:02:11Where are you going?
00:02:12Back to Wisconsin.
00:02:13Trace.
00:02:14Just stay.
00:02:15Let's talk about this.
00:02:16Trace.
00:02:17I love you, Tracy.
00:02:18I love you.
00:02:19Hi, sis.
00:02:20How's Los Angeles?
00:02:21Ready to come back yet?
00:02:22What?
00:02:23No.
00:02:24No.
00:02:25No.
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00:02:43No.
00:02:44What?
00:02:45Well, actually...
00:02:46Don't make me lose my bet.
00:02:47Mom said you wouldn't last a month.
00:02:48I got you there at least six.
00:02:49You guys made bets?
00:02:50Oh, yeah.
00:02:51A whole pool.
00:02:52Dad's down for three months.
00:02:53And Sharon, you know that bitch from the party store?
00:02:54She thinks you're gonna die in an earthquake.
00:02:55You didn't think me and Mark would last?
00:02:56You know, Hollywood.
00:02:57We've been together for almost six years.
00:02:58Whatever.
00:02:59It doesn't matter what we think.
00:03:00So how's it going?
00:03:01Great.
00:03:02You see, you're too sick to go to a rehearsal.
00:03:29You're not famous enough yet to pull that shit.
00:03:31And if you have so much as a sniffle, I'm the first to know.
00:03:33Got it?
00:03:34Don't tell me you ate a whole pizza.
00:03:39Stop.
00:03:40What?
00:03:41Did you have a fight with your girlfriend?
00:03:47Shit happens.
00:03:48But I worked too hard to get you this role.
00:03:49Where's your script?
00:03:50Seriously?
00:03:51Fine.
00:03:53Fine.
00:03:54Fine.
00:04:22Come on.
00:04:30Do you want it or not?
00:04:31Oh, I want it.
00:04:33I want it bad.
00:04:37This is playful.
00:04:38You're supposed to be flirting.
00:04:40Come on.
00:04:41Show me some of that Mark Lewis charm.
00:04:44I'm tired.
00:04:46I know the lines.
00:04:52You really don't think she's coming back?
00:04:55What, Tracy?
00:04:56Hey, lover.
00:04:57Hey, Patrick.
00:04:58Patrick Waddell?
00:04:59Krista Daly?
00:05:00I'm working with Krista, so I don't need to rehearse that scene with you after all.
00:05:10That's so good because I'm not even here to rehearse.
00:05:14Oh, then what the hell are you doing here?
00:05:17I just came to say hi.
00:05:19Is that like a crime?
00:05:21Thanks?
00:05:22I thought maybe he was feeling lonely.
00:05:23I'm fine.
00:05:24Krista Daly.
00:05:25How come you're not my manager?
00:07:21Yeah.
00:07:33Is that guy...
00:07:34It was a mistake.
00:07:35Right.
00:07:36I'm so sorry, Trace.
00:07:37Let me tell you what I want and you tell me if you can live with it.
00:07:50I want to be your wife.
00:07:58For the past six years, I've wanted to be your wife.
00:08:00I want to have your children, and I want to cook for you, and I want to be good to you,
00:08:06and I want to love you, and I want you to love me, and I want you to provide for me,
00:08:10and I want you to treat me with respect.
00:08:14I do love you.
00:08:15I don't know what that was, but you have to promise me.
00:08:22Never again.
00:08:23Definitely not.
00:08:24I could look on your face.
00:08:33So we have a deal?
00:08:34I promise.
00:08:35You're going to be late for rehearsal.
00:08:36I'll make you some coffee.
00:08:37Welcome home.
00:09:02This looks great.
00:09:03Sit down.
00:09:04Give me a sec.
00:09:06I just want to say-
00:09:07Don't.
00:09:08In honor of our new commitment-
00:09:09Mark.
00:09:10The rock's on the way.
00:09:11You really want this?
00:09:12I do.
00:09:13It's too big.
00:09:14No, it's perfect.
00:09:15Trace, I don't know if five months is enough time.
00:09:39I mean, the VFW and the Italian American Club are all booked up for every weekend in September.
00:09:44There's got to be some place.
00:09:45What are you doing up?
00:09:46Well, just to have it outdoors.
00:09:47We'll have a beautiful outdoor wedding in September.
00:09:48I got one word for you.
00:09:49Rain.
00:09:50Well, maybe it won't rain.
00:09:51If it hadn't rained at my wedding, maybe I wouldn't be divorced right now.
00:09:52Just call me when you find something, okay?
00:09:53I don't want to go any later than September.
00:09:54Fine.
00:09:55Bye.
00:09:56You've got a 6.30 call.
00:09:57I'm up with you.
00:09:58Your man's got to have his breakfast.
00:09:59You're so good.
00:10:00But I don't think I can eat this early.
00:10:01I'll make it to go.
00:10:02You do?
00:10:03Yeah.
00:10:04I mean, there's more food on this set than I've ever seen in my life.
00:10:20I don't like the idea of you eating your meals off of a truck.
00:10:24I'm your fiancee.
00:10:25I should feed you.
00:10:26Rise here.
00:10:27I'm sorry about the crazy long hours, hon.
00:10:28I feel like I never really had a chance.
00:10:29I'm sorry.
00:10:31I'm sorry about the crazy long hours, hon.
00:10:33I feel like I never see you.
00:10:36Break a leg.
00:10:44Hey, Mark.
00:10:53Tracy's here.
00:10:54Come on in.
00:10:55Hey, Tracy.
00:10:56What did you bring today?
00:10:58It's duck sausage on pretzel buns with Dijon mustard.
00:11:02Where do you come up with these recipes?
00:11:04Just down home Wisconsin cooking.
00:11:07Can you have a bite?
00:11:08Uh...
00:11:09Oh, just put it down for now, huh?
00:11:12Not there. Sorry.
00:11:14Okay.
00:11:15It's there. It's fine.
00:11:16Oh, no problem. Sorry.
00:11:19So, how's it going today?
00:11:22Well, I'm still in makeup, so...
00:11:25so far, so good.
00:11:27Hey.
00:11:28What are you up to now?
00:11:30Uh...
00:11:35I don't know.
00:11:41Have a great day, Luann.
00:11:42Okay.
00:11:43I mean it.
00:11:44Yes, yes, you too.
00:11:45Bye.
00:11:46Hi, Luann.
00:11:47Hi, Tracy.
00:11:48What you doing?
00:11:49Walking.
00:11:50What about you?
00:11:51Collecting rent checks.
00:11:52What about you?
00:11:53Taking a walk.
00:11:54Oh, yeah.
00:11:55So you said.
00:11:57So you own this house, too?
00:11:58Oh, yes, I do.
00:11:59I bought a bevy of houses in the Happys
00:12:01when the market was down.
00:12:02The Happys?
00:12:03Our neighborhood.
00:12:04Los Files, the Happys.
00:12:05Translated strictly.
00:12:06Right.
00:12:07Thank God for residuals.
00:12:08You still make money from that show?
00:12:10Hell yeah.
00:12:11Thank God for cable TV.
00:12:12They're still running that at least twice a day.
00:12:20Wow.
00:12:21That was weird.
00:12:22Oh, oh!
00:12:23Did you see him?
00:12:24Who?
00:12:25Did you see him?
00:12:26I saw his hand.
00:12:27That counts as a sighting.
00:12:28He moved in maybe seven years ago.
00:12:30I swear to you, he has not left that place since.
00:12:33Is he an input?
00:12:34Is he old?
00:12:35Nope and nope.
00:12:36Sebastian is the quintessence of an enigma.
00:12:40One who is inscrutable, ambiguous, puzzling.
00:12:45Sebastian is an enigma.
00:12:48Hmm.
00:12:56What can I get for you?
00:12:57I don't know.
00:12:58This food is so weird.
00:12:59What's like the best thing you've got?
00:13:00The terriyakos are pretty awesome.
00:13:01So they're like tacos?
00:13:02Teriyaki.
00:13:03Tacos.
00:13:04Terriyakos.
00:13:05Oh.
00:13:06Can I have one?
00:13:07No.
00:13:08No.
00:13:09No.
00:13:10No.
00:13:11No.
00:13:12No.
00:13:13No.
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00:13:22No.
00:13:23No.
00:13:24No.
00:13:25I don't know.
00:13:52Let's go.
00:13:53Let's go.
00:13:54Hey, boys, high knees!
00:13:56Looking good!
00:14:04What are you doing here?
00:14:05Your trial is right now.
00:14:06You're not going to make the team.
00:14:08I can't go anywhere until you tell me you'll accept this.
00:14:10Whoa!
00:14:11I told you I can't marry you.
00:14:13Look at that rock!
00:14:14I'm too messed up.
00:14:15I need therapy.
00:14:16Girl, stop talking!
00:14:17I need a lobotomy.
00:14:18Look, you want to get a lobotomy?
00:14:21We'll get you a lobotomy.
00:14:23You want therapy?
00:14:24Acupuncture?
00:14:25A massage?
00:14:26A vasectomy?
00:14:27Tendonitis?
00:14:28Appendectomy?
00:14:29You want to be hypnotized?
00:14:30Whatever.
00:14:31You name it.
00:14:32It's yours.
00:14:33You want to go kill your father?
00:14:34That's fine.
00:14:35We'll do it.
00:14:37Cut!
00:14:39What now?
00:14:41Who the hell are you?
00:14:43Sorry.
00:14:45Makeup!
00:14:47Somebody bummed into me.
00:14:48It wasn't my fault.
00:14:49I told you we were shooting my big scene today.
00:14:51I know.
00:14:52I really wanted to see it.
00:14:53Can we get a minute here?
00:14:59I brought teriyaki burritos.
00:15:02What?
00:15:03It's fusion.
00:15:05I'm sorry, but do you think you could chill out when they come here every fucking day thing?
00:15:09I didn't mean fucking.
00:15:10I don't know.
00:15:12Maybe you should get a job or something.
00:15:15I'm sorry.
00:15:16I just...
00:15:17I thought...
00:15:21I'm sorry.
00:15:47Hello.
00:15:48Do you like the new feeder?
00:15:50Those industrious hummingbirds just devour my homemade nectar.
00:15:56Do you want a teriyaki burrito?
00:15:58Yes, I do.
00:16:01Did you make this?
00:16:02Yeah.
00:16:03It smells so good.
00:16:11Par excellence.
00:16:13That is one fine teriyaki burrito.
00:16:16Looks like the avocado turned a little brown.
00:16:20Speaking of a little brown, did I tell you about Sebastian?
00:16:23Yeah, the other day.
00:16:24The enigma.
00:16:25Did I tell you I've been spying on him?
00:16:28Do you spy on all of your tenants?
00:16:30No, just the brown one.
00:16:33Is he black?
00:16:34Not by birth.
00:16:35Every day from ten until three, he lays out and roasts in the sun.
00:16:39I've climbed up his fence and watched him.
00:16:42He looks so...
00:16:45Irenical.
00:16:50Oh, my God.
00:16:52Oh, my God, these are awesome.
00:16:55I would kill to have a set of real professional knives.
00:16:58Tracy, I'm really sorry about this afternoon.
00:17:03Really.
00:17:05I do think it would be better if you didn't come by every day.
00:17:10But the way I handled it was totally out of line.
00:17:15And I'm sorry.
00:17:19It's okay.
00:17:49It's okay.
00:18:01Hey, beautiful.
00:18:03Yes, yes, you.
00:18:05Are you hungry for the best chow north of Cancun or what?
00:18:10I don't know.
00:18:12What do you mean you don't know?
00:18:14I have some friends who went to Cancun, but all they had were burgers and hot wings.
00:18:18I'm afraid I'm stupid.
00:18:20Megan!
00:18:21Make me a burrito of cochinita pibil.
00:18:24Extra spicy.
00:18:25Fabio, extra spicy.
00:18:26You're very bossy.
00:18:28Do you like that?
00:18:29Not really.
00:18:31I think you do.
00:18:48I love you.
00:18:49I love you.
00:19:18I'll be right back.
00:19:41What are you doing here?
00:19:42Get out.
00:19:43Get out!
00:19:44I'm sorry.
00:19:45I'm so sorry.
00:19:46Get out of my house!
00:19:47Don't stop! Get away! Get away! Get away!
00:19:49Uh...
00:19:51Uh...
00:19:53Follow me.
00:19:55Okay.
00:19:59Oh, I think I hit my head.
00:20:01No, don't.
00:20:03Don't do that.
00:20:05Oh, man, I have a bump.
00:20:07Would you feel this bump?
00:20:09Mm...
00:20:25Thanks.
00:20:27Don't get water on the rug.
00:20:31The door is right there.
00:20:33Don't come back here again.
00:20:35Okay.
00:21:05Okay.
00:21:23Hi.
00:21:27You're still here?
00:21:29I have nowhere else to go.
00:21:31What, you're homeless?
00:21:35I just don't want to be alone right now.
00:21:37You know what I mean?
00:21:51Oh, my God, you're okay.
00:21:53Where have you been?
00:21:55Ow.
00:21:57Your car was in the driveway.
00:21:59I sent you, like, 20 texts.
00:22:01I'm really tired.
00:22:03I'll tell you about it in the morning.
00:22:05Are you drunk?
00:22:07Where have you been?
00:22:17Hey, Tracy.
00:22:19This is Wilma. Wilma, Tracy.
00:22:21We are late for a long-standing date at Fancy Nails.
00:22:23I was in something like it hot.
00:22:25Really?
00:22:27Yes, indeed.
00:22:29Wilma is a master of the piccolo.
00:22:31Oh, sorry.
00:22:33Nice to meet you.
00:22:47Sebastian!
00:22:49Tracy, let me in!
00:22:57I know you're in there!
00:23:11What do you want?
00:23:13Come on, let me in.
00:23:15Look, I got some bread. I made some cheese curds.
00:23:17Cheese curds?
00:23:19I even brought some wine
00:23:21to replace what we drank yesterday.
00:23:23What do you say?
00:23:27Cheese curds?
00:23:29Who knew?
00:23:33Well,
00:23:35you can't live on wine and hoagies alone.
00:23:37Sure you can.
00:23:39I'm living proof.
00:23:41So what did Mark say to you
00:23:43when he came home last night?
00:23:45Was he mad?
00:23:47Nah.
00:23:49Ooh.
00:23:51The bridesmaid dresses
00:23:53I was telling you about.
00:23:55Yeah.
00:23:59Personally,
00:24:01I would go with something simple.
00:24:03Light.
00:24:05Should we get some light in here?
00:24:07No!
00:24:09Don't touch that.
00:24:11Sorry.
00:24:17Have you ever thought about painting for real?
00:24:19Like on a canvas?
00:24:21I'm a graphic designer.
00:24:25It's nice.
00:24:27I get to work from home.
00:24:29More?
00:24:31More, more, more, more.
00:24:39You left your ring on my patio last night.
00:24:41Oh, man.
00:24:43Thanks.
00:24:55Does anyone else think my hair is too brunette for this role?
00:24:57In the book, it's definitely auburn.
00:24:59The book.
00:25:01Your character isn't even gay in the book.
00:25:03Do you need me to, like, butch out my acting a little bit tomorrow?
00:25:05As if you could.
00:25:07Oh, here's a true fact, okay?
00:25:09The studio made us turn your character gay
00:25:11because young adult movies
00:25:13that feature a gay best friend
00:25:15grows up to 25% more.
00:25:17That figures.
00:25:19Because if you're, like, a commodity,
00:25:21Hollywood exploits you.
00:25:23And that is why I am going to be stuck in these roles
00:25:25for the rest of my gay life.
00:25:27Try being Asian and booking a lead role
00:25:29if you're not Lucy Little.
00:25:31At least you can play straight.
00:25:33Uh, have you seen The Wedding Party?
00:25:35He can't play straight.
00:25:37Oh, yes, I can.
00:25:39First off, fuck you.
00:25:41Fuck you again, stuff like that
00:25:43is what forces actors into the closet
00:25:45in the first place,
00:25:47so it's not a good thing to perpetuate.
00:25:49You know, that's true. That's really true.
00:25:51What's wrong with you?
00:25:53You don't have any...
00:25:55any...
00:25:57anything in here.
00:25:59Because I don't need anything.
00:26:01I can get whatever I want delivered.
00:26:03Okay, come on.
00:26:05Let's get serious.
00:26:07When is the last time you left the house?
00:26:09I don't know.
00:26:11I don't know what you're getting to.
00:26:13Don't touch me.
00:26:15Don't ever do that again.
00:26:17Okay, I hear you.
00:26:19I won't.
00:26:23Oh, hey, raisins.
00:26:27How old are these?
00:26:29I don't know.
00:26:31You know, I did travel across the country for a year.
00:26:33Oh, yeah?
00:26:35Mm-hmm.
00:26:37Went to Florida, quit my job,
00:26:39and just took off for a year.
00:26:41And what was that?
00:26:43I mean, it was mostly just aimless wandering, really.
00:26:47No ties or places to be.
00:26:51No one to answer to.
00:26:53God, that sounds so great.
00:26:57Good thing.
00:26:59It wasn't fun?
00:27:03I mean, this country's pretty depressing.
00:27:07Yeah.
00:27:09So I ended up in L.A.,
00:27:11which, as you can see,
00:27:13the good times
00:27:15just keep on rolling.
00:27:19You need more wine.
00:27:21You need a lot more wine.
00:27:27That's what I'm talking about.
00:27:29There are two kinds of gay guys
00:27:31in Hollywood, okay?
00:27:33There are guys like me
00:27:35who wear, like, a badge of honor,
00:27:37and then there are these closet cases
00:27:39who are so afraid
00:27:41that if they're ever found out,
00:27:43they're never gonna get another part.
00:27:45And it's sick!
00:27:47I liked a vagina.
00:27:49Seriously.
00:27:51I said it.
00:27:53What about you, Mulan?
00:27:55Exclusively dick.
00:27:57But if Katharine Porter asked.
00:27:59What about our esteemed cinematographer?
00:28:01Who?
00:28:03Yeah.
00:28:05I was gay for pay a couple times in the 90s.
00:28:07No, you fucking weren't.
00:28:09Give me that joint.
00:28:11I'm way too sober.
00:28:13Hey, you should listen up.
00:28:15You're exactly that type of pretty boy,
00:28:17sexy stud that people start gossiping about.
00:28:19Mm-hmm.
00:28:21I'm not worried.
00:28:23You're not worried, Mark?
00:28:25I guess Mark doesn't have to worry, huh?
00:28:27Mark's as straight as they come.
00:28:29You're getting married soon, right?
00:28:31She always brings you food to the set.
00:28:33Has she seen the craft service table?
00:28:35She knows that we get...
00:28:37We eat food.
00:28:39Have you had anything to drink, Katharine?
00:28:43Do you want me to get you another refill?
00:28:45Vagina flavor would be good.
00:28:47Okay.
00:28:55Mark!
00:29:01Fuck.
00:29:31Fuck.
00:29:57Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:29:59What are you doing in there?
00:30:01You think this is a fucking game?
00:30:03No, I hate...
00:30:05Don't fuck with me.
00:30:07I'm drunk, okay? I just want to go home.
00:30:09Is that what you want?
00:30:11Yes.
00:30:13Yes.
00:30:15Ah!
00:30:29Fuck.
00:30:59Fuck.
00:31:29Fuck.
00:31:39Come on, Mark.
00:31:41Just do me.
00:31:59Fuck.
00:32:09Four days in a row.
00:32:11Twice yesterday.
00:32:15Wow.
00:32:17I really think we've turned a corner.
00:32:19So...
00:32:21I mean, this isn't something that you...
00:32:23I mean, this is more than usual?
00:32:25He's been really busy.
00:32:27This whole move to L.A. has been hard for both of us.
00:32:29What about before?
00:32:31I mean, in the first couple years, sure.
00:32:33But we were teenagers.
00:32:35Then he went away to college, and I don't know.
00:32:37It's been more about the relationship part
00:32:39than the sex part.
00:32:41Oh, you're not gonna get any cold with that 45 SPF.
00:32:43What about you?
00:32:45I don't use a 45.
00:32:47No, I mean sex.
00:32:49What about it?
00:32:51When's the last time you had any?
00:32:53Is this an offer?
00:32:55Is this an offer?
00:32:57No.
00:33:01Come on, tell me.
00:33:11Seven years?
00:33:15That's a long time.
00:33:17It's fine, I don't really miss it.
00:33:19Yeah, I didn't think I did either.
00:33:21No, it's different situations.
00:33:23What is it?
00:33:25What?
00:33:27Your situation.
00:33:29Lay off!
00:33:31Oh, come on.
00:33:33I have told you my entire life story
00:33:35in the last week and a half.
00:33:37What do I know about you?
00:33:39That you use baby oil
00:33:41and enjoy the occasional glass of wine?
00:33:43Tell me something.
00:33:45Have you heard of the brown recluse liner?
00:33:47Well, did you know that if you're bit by one,
00:33:49they have to remove
00:33:51a two-inch-diameter section of flesh?
00:33:59And if you're bitten on the testicle...
00:34:05I'm so sorry.
00:34:07Yeah, so is Sherry.
00:34:09Who's...
00:34:11Sherry?
00:34:15She said I was disgusting.
00:34:19I guess I am.
00:34:21No, you're not.
00:34:23Drink up.
00:34:25Time to go.
00:34:27Come on!
00:34:29Tacos!
00:34:31Tacos!
00:34:33Tacos!
00:34:35Tacos!
00:34:37Tacos!
00:34:39Come on, tacos!
00:34:41Tacos!
00:34:43You can't stop me, tacos!
00:34:45Come on! The best tacos in Mexico!
00:34:47The best tacos from Mexico!
00:34:49I got them for you! Come on!
00:34:51Hey, señorita! Get some chicken for me!
00:34:53Yucatan is beautiful!
00:34:55You're just murder.
00:34:57But it tastes good!
00:34:59Come on! I brought the chicken myself from Yucatan!
00:35:01Hey, hey, hey, hot wings!
00:35:03You passing me by or what?
00:35:05Oh, hey!
00:35:07You didn't like my burrito?
00:35:09It was great.
00:35:11Hey, how come nobody's in line here?
00:35:13This East Side crowd, they only want novelty foods now?
00:35:15Mexican, Korean, bacon ice cream,
00:35:17spaghetti sandwich!
00:35:19Spaghetti in a sandwich?
00:35:21Okay, I made that one up, but you get the point.
00:35:23You're stupid.
00:35:25Is everybody stupid to you?
00:35:27Not you. A wing.
00:35:29You and me are purists, right?
00:35:31Come on, what can I get you?
00:35:33Actually, I was going to try the Viet-Cajun truck.
00:35:35I read about it online.
00:35:37Traitor!
00:35:39Sorry!
00:35:41Hot wings! Yucatan-tastic too!
00:35:49Mark! Wow, what are you doing home?
00:35:51I got cut early and got takeout from Providence.
00:35:55And now you've been dying to go there?
00:36:01You're the best boy.
00:36:03You're the grip.
00:36:05You're the gaffer.
00:36:07You're the prop master.
00:36:11You're the prop.
00:36:17We could have dessert before dinner.
00:36:21Yes, we could.
00:36:23I gotta pee. I'll see you in the bedroom?
00:36:25Yes, you will.
00:36:35Okay, remember in the second season
00:36:37when Mitzi got stuck in the sofa bed?
00:36:39Didn't that hurt?
00:36:41Well, I had a stunt double, but she hated me.
00:36:43Oh, come on. Give us the dirt.
00:36:45You do realize this man is a reporter
00:36:47for People magazine, right?
00:36:49Okay, it's off the record. I promise.
00:36:51I slept with her father.
00:36:53Oh, my God.
00:36:55I know. I know. I take no pleasure in telling you that.
00:36:57I'm not judging.
00:36:59Hey! How you doing?
00:37:01I'm doing good. I have not seen you
00:37:03since you signed that lease.
00:37:05Oh, yeah. I've been working.
00:37:07Indeed you have. Indeed you have.
00:37:09Being a movie star is a very time-consuming endeavor.
00:37:11Take it from me.
00:37:13I'm not a movie star.
00:37:15Often a fine idea.
00:37:17Ah. I'm sorry.
00:37:19I'm a little sweaty.
00:37:21That's totally fine. Oh, God, you're so bad.
00:37:23I can't believe you guys haven't met before.
00:37:25That is nutburgers.
00:37:27The Happys is going to hell in a handbasket.
00:37:29The Happys?
00:37:31Yeah, it's the...
00:37:33No? I can't? Okay.
00:37:35I see Tracy around a lot.
00:37:37Oh, I feel bad.
00:37:39I'm not the world's greatest boyfriend.
00:37:41Well, what does he do?
00:37:43Who?
00:37:45He doesn't have a job right now.
00:37:47Oh.
00:37:49We're going to go to the gym,
00:37:51so we're going to pretend to work out.
00:37:53We'll see you later. Nice meeting you.
00:37:55Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:57Okay. Bye. Bye.
00:37:59I thought you were absolutely incandescent
00:38:01as that paraplegic boy, by the way.
00:38:03Thanks.
00:38:05Really, it takes a very...
00:38:07true talent
00:38:09to be that honest and that raw
00:38:11on screen.
00:38:13Just save some of that for real life, too.
00:38:17Please.
00:38:19Take it from Luann.
00:38:21Okay.
00:38:23I better get in the shower.
00:38:25Okay. Nice talking to you.
00:38:29It's always a pleasure, Mark.
00:38:37It looks like you're doing something dirty.
00:38:39I'm breaking it in.
00:38:41Okay.
00:38:43Got a few options.
00:38:45Take a look.
00:38:47Ooh.
00:38:53These are great.
00:38:55Oh, I don't know what to choose.
00:38:57What do you think?
00:38:59Uh,
00:39:01take them to Mark and you two decide.
00:39:03It's your wedding.
00:39:07Will you come?
00:39:09To your wedding?
00:39:11That's what videos are for.
00:39:13Come on, what's for dinner?
00:39:15I've been marinating
00:39:17some shredded pork.
00:39:19Have you ever tried cochinita pibil?
00:39:21Once in Cancun.
00:39:23Really?
00:39:25Really.
00:39:27You don't have to say that.
00:39:29Yes, really. The dinner was amazing.
00:39:31I mean, you could open a restaurant easily.
00:39:33Like you know.
00:39:35Ah!
00:39:37It's not fair. I can't touch you.
00:39:41So how are things
00:39:43with Mark?
00:39:45Great.
00:39:47Yeah, we're doing it
00:39:49all the time these days
00:39:51and it's really...
00:39:55What is it?
00:39:59For?
00:40:01I don't know.
00:40:05Listening.
00:40:07Caring.
00:40:11Being real.
00:40:13Real weird?
00:40:15Yeah, that too.
00:40:19But it's more than that.
00:40:21I mean,
00:40:23you know,
00:40:25but it's more than that.
00:40:29It feels good being around you.
00:40:37And so mushy.
00:40:39You love it.
00:40:41I didn't touch you, the water did.
00:40:55Mark.
00:41:01Ow, Mark.
00:41:03Ow!
00:41:05Mark, stop it! It hurts!
00:41:07Stop! Stop!
00:41:09Mom, you're hurting me!
00:41:11I can't fucking do this!
00:41:13I can't fucking do this!
00:41:15This whole fucking thing
00:41:17is so pathetic.
00:41:25Mark.
00:41:29Do you have any idea?
00:41:31What?
00:41:33What is it?
00:41:41How unhappy I am.
00:41:43Don't!
00:41:45Don't comfort me.
00:41:47What am I supposed to do?
00:41:51Nothing.
00:41:55It's nothing.
00:42:03What are you talking about?
00:42:09Can't you see?
00:42:13Look at us.
00:42:15Look at us.
00:42:23We'll get through this.
00:42:25Whatever it is,
00:42:27we'll get through it.
00:42:31You're so fucking delusional.
00:42:35We will not get through this
00:42:37because this is over.
00:42:41I mean, it's done.
00:42:45Do you get it?
00:43:16Sebastian!
00:43:20Sebastian!
00:43:22Please open up!
00:43:37Well, if you need anything else,
00:43:39I'll be working.
00:43:41Just get some rest.
00:43:45Okay.
00:43:47He's gay.
00:43:51What?
00:43:57Mark.
00:44:00He's gay.
00:44:05I walked in on him
00:44:07with a guy.
00:44:09With a day?
00:44:11No.
00:44:15A couple of months ago.
00:44:21You mean all this time?
00:44:23It just feels so stupid.
00:44:30That's not your fault.
00:44:32I've known.
00:44:36Yes, I've always known.
00:44:39I just thought
00:44:41that if he loved me enough...
00:44:45Tracy.
00:44:51...to stay with me.
00:44:55I don't want to be alone.
00:45:09Can you...
00:45:11lay down with me?
00:45:28We need him on set in five minutes.
00:45:30Well, I need four of them.
00:45:32He hasn't finished makeup.
00:45:34All right, three.
00:45:36How's the movie?
00:45:40What's going on?
00:45:42Tell me.
00:45:44Uh...
00:45:46I'm not hearing good things, Mark.
00:45:48Everything was swell,
00:45:50and now I'm getting reports
00:45:52that you are distracted,
00:45:54tired, grumpy.
00:45:56Are you still fighting with that girl?
00:45:58Tracy.
00:46:00Whatever.
00:46:02No, things are great.
00:46:04I have an idea for you.
00:46:06Are you an artist?
00:46:08What?
00:46:10Artists don't compromise,
00:46:12and they don't let themselves get bogged down
00:46:14in petty bullshit.
00:46:16They focus on their job,
00:46:18and they create.
00:46:20Makeup!
00:46:34Did my body turn you on?
00:46:38It just feels so weird
00:46:40to have been with someone for so long
00:46:42and to not...
00:46:44feel...
00:46:46wanted.
00:46:48Aren't you supposed to feel wanted?
00:46:50Yes.
00:46:54What does that feel like? Have you felt it?
00:46:56Yes.
00:46:58Was it nice?
00:47:00It was...
00:47:02inspiring.
00:47:06What did it inspire you to do?
00:47:08Everything.
00:47:12Anything.
00:47:14Sherry?
00:47:18Why would she do that?
00:47:20It makes no sense.
00:47:22You're so wonderful,
00:47:24and it just so doesn't matter.
00:47:26It's life.
00:47:28You'll learn.
00:47:30It doesn't make sense.
00:47:32That's bull. What do you know?
00:47:34Who was the last person that you talked to besides me?
00:47:36Maybe you should put some clothes on.
00:47:38Why? Do I threaten you?
00:47:40Do you not like a woman's body?
00:47:42I'm gonna get changed.
00:47:48Tracy,
00:47:50I have no explanation
00:47:52for the way people love,
00:47:54or who they love, or why they love them.
00:47:56And I'm sorry that your boyfriend is gay,
00:47:58but don't take it out on me.
00:48:00I know how much it hurts.
00:48:04Look at me.
00:48:06Don't you think I know?
00:48:28I'm sorry.
00:48:58♪♪♪♪
00:49:22Mmm.
00:49:24No, no, no.
00:49:26Mm-hmm.
00:49:28No, stop. This is what you want.
00:49:30Yes, yes, I do want you.
00:49:34Don't go.
00:49:36I want this. You need this.
00:49:38Stop.
00:49:40Don't you see? I don't care.
00:49:42I think you're beautiful.
00:49:44Stop!
00:49:46Just get out of my house!
00:49:48Just get out!
00:49:50Get out!
00:50:04Oh, Tracy.
00:50:06Tracy, Tracy.
00:50:08Oh, God, are you okay?
00:50:10I had nowhere else to go.
00:50:12What happened?
00:50:14I didn't have anything. I need my phone.
00:50:16My keys.
00:50:18Where have you been?
00:50:20I need my stuff.
00:50:22Where have you been, Tracy?
00:50:24None of your business.
00:50:26And that's pretty much it.
00:50:28I'm coming home.
00:50:30Sorry to make you lose your bet leash.
00:50:32I can't believe it.
00:50:34Stop that, honey. Not now.
00:50:38I just wish I could hug you right now.
00:50:40Well,
00:50:42give me two days and you can.
00:50:44Oliver, stop it.
00:50:46Oliver!
00:50:48Listen to me.
00:50:50Don't come back.
00:50:52Give Mommy that pot.
00:50:54You want to come back here and end up like me?
00:50:56I don't think so.
00:50:58Look, maybe you got nothing,
00:51:00but I'd rather have nothing
00:51:02in Los Angeles than nothing here.
00:51:04Yeah, I guess.
00:51:06I'll figure it out.
00:51:08Thanks, leash.
00:51:10Ooh, that trouser snake.
00:51:12What did he do?
00:51:14Nothing.
00:51:16This is my area of expertise.
00:51:18I'm sorry.
00:51:20I just can't.
00:51:22I just really need a place to live.
00:51:24It's not about where you live.
00:51:26It's about what you do in this life.
00:51:28Do no harm.
00:51:30Do listen to your innermost self.
00:51:32Do whatever strikes your fancy.
00:51:34Just do, Tracy.
00:51:36Yeah.
00:51:38Yeah, thanks.
00:51:40Um, I really just need
00:51:42a place
00:51:44to live.
00:51:46I don't have
00:51:48anywhere else to go.
00:51:50I slept on the patio last night.
00:51:52The patio?
00:51:54Make him move.
00:51:56Yeah, he thought I was staying someplace else.
00:51:58It...
00:52:00The last few days have just been
00:52:02really weird.
00:52:04Oh, you sly foxes. Who is he?
00:52:06Oh, no, no, no. It's not like that.
00:52:08Come on. You're getting to Luann.
00:52:10Come on.
00:52:12I wasn't cheating.
00:52:14We're just friends, but, um,
00:52:16I've been spending
00:52:18a little bit of time at
00:52:20Sebastian's.
00:52:22What?
00:52:24My Sebastian?
00:52:26Yeah.
00:52:36Don't shut the door.
00:52:56Hey.
00:53:00Going back to Wisconsin?
00:53:02No.
00:53:04Moving in with your new boyfriend?
00:53:06I don't have a boyfriend.
00:53:08Well, you've certainly been...
00:53:10I don't have anyone.
00:53:14Trace,
00:53:16I'm really sorry about the other day.
00:53:18I just lost it.
00:53:28Where's all my stuff?
00:53:30Packed.
00:53:32Packed.
00:53:44There is
00:53:46no way you're getting your deposit back.
00:53:52Have you seen any good movies lately?
00:53:54No.
00:53:56Oh, that's a shame, because there are some very, very good ones out there.
00:53:58You look really familiar.
00:54:00I met you seven years ago
00:54:02when you moved in.
00:54:04No, I mean, besides that,
00:54:06are you from Miami?
00:54:14Not again, pooch.
00:54:16You're Mitzi
00:54:18from My Belle Pooch.
00:54:20That's right, baby, I am.
00:54:22Wow.
00:54:24I love that show.
00:54:26Yeah.
00:54:30Yeah.
00:54:38Ah, I think that's everything.
00:54:44Tracy,
00:54:46you mean more to me than anyone in the whole world.
00:54:48You're family.
00:54:52And I'm gonna do whatever it takes
00:54:54to make sure we stay close for the rest of our lives.
00:54:56You're so full of it.
00:54:58This is how you treat your family?
00:55:00For six...
00:55:02six years,
00:55:04you let me bully...
00:55:06I gave you everything
00:55:08that I had,
00:55:10and all you gave me was lies.
00:55:12I don't know
00:55:14anything about you.
00:55:16I'm just...
00:55:18so embarrassed.
00:55:22I don't think that I'll ever get over it.
00:55:24Do you need any money to get a job or something?
00:55:26Fuck you, Mark.
00:55:40Give me a word.
00:55:42Any word.
00:55:44Just play along.
00:55:46Revolting.
00:55:48Perfect, revolting.
00:55:50One word, many shadings.
00:55:52One word, many shadings.
00:55:54One, verb, to renounce allegiance.
00:55:56Two, also verb,
00:55:58to be offensive to the tastes or sensibilities of.
00:56:00Because you are a revolting person,
00:56:02you revolt me,
00:56:04therefore I shall revolt against you.
00:56:06Ta-da!
00:56:08That's impressive.
00:56:10I think it's time you left.
00:56:12Have I revolted you?
00:56:14No, just think that I've reached my quota for human interaction for the day.
00:56:16Understood.
00:56:18Has anybody signed up for tomorrow's slot?
00:56:20What are you doing here?
00:56:22Do you want the truth or a lie?
00:56:26Lie.
00:56:28The truth is,
00:56:30you fascinate me.
00:56:32I gotta dash.
00:56:34I'll see you tomorrow?
00:56:44Hi, this is Tracy.
00:56:46If you want to reach Mark,
00:56:48you can call his cell,
00:56:50or just leave a message for me at the beep.
00:56:54Tracy, it's Dad again.
00:56:56Why aren't you calling me back?
00:56:58What is going on out there?
00:57:00We watched that video of Mark on the internet.
00:57:02Is that real?
00:57:04Your mom hasn't stopped crying since she saw it.
00:57:06Call me back the minute you get this.
00:57:14Celebrity Stalker Exclusive.
00:57:16Actor Mark Lewis in a leaked gay sex video.
00:57:18Warning, this is explicit.
00:57:36Can we talk?
00:57:46What's up?
00:57:48I need to know.
00:57:50Was this a one time,
00:57:52I'm drunk,
00:57:54it's college, let's experiment kind of thing?
00:57:56Or,
00:57:58are you
00:58:00whole hog gay?
00:58:04Shit.
00:58:06It was college.
00:58:08I had no idea he was taping it.
00:58:10I was just experimenting.
00:58:12It looked like you knew exactly
00:58:14what the fuck you were doing,
00:58:16and it looked like you were having a good time doing it.
00:58:18I was on ecstasy.
00:58:20You can't lie to me.
00:58:22If we have any hope of salvaging any kind of career for you,
00:58:24I need to know exactly what I'm dealing with.
00:58:26No more surprises.
00:58:30I'm on your side.
00:58:32I just need to know the truth.
00:58:44I'm gay.
00:58:46Fuck.
00:58:48I've never said it that loud before.
00:58:50Oh, bully for you.
00:58:52Are there any other tapes?
00:58:54I don't think so.
00:58:56Shit.
00:58:58You sound entirely unconvincing.
00:59:00Okay, so we're just going to spin this as a phase you went through.
00:59:02You were experimenting after seeing all sorts of new things in college,
00:59:04but ultimately all it did was help to reaffirm
00:59:06your complete and total straightness.
00:59:08Is that why you broke up with the girl?
00:59:10Well, you need to patch things up.
00:59:12Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:59:14Do it. I don't care what you have to do. Do it.
00:59:16No, I can't do that.
00:59:18What is more important to you?
00:59:20Do you want a career as an actor?
00:59:22Then you're going to have to patch things up.
00:59:24What if I just come clean?
00:59:26I mean, what are they going to do,
00:59:28kick me off the movie?
00:59:30They'd have to start over.
00:59:32I'm gay, so what?
00:59:34We can just tell the truth.
00:59:36No, we can't.
00:59:38Yes, they will fire you.
00:59:40Why throw good money after bad?
00:59:42If you're gay,
00:59:44this movie's dead in the water.
00:59:46So don't be gay. Got it?
00:59:48Go make up with Tracy.
00:59:58Oh, my God.
01:00:00Oh, come on. It's still wine.
01:00:02Okay.
01:00:04But only because you want me to.
01:00:08You still won't like this stuff.
01:00:12Ugh. I don't know.
01:00:14Stupendous. Tomorrow we try a beer.
01:00:16Don't push it.
01:00:18I'm pushing every day, baby.
01:00:20Stupendous.
01:00:24I'm sorry. Is that against the rules?
01:00:30Oh, well.
01:00:36Ugh.
01:00:58Hey, hey, hard wings.
01:01:00Long time no see.
01:01:02Can I get a chicken burrito?
01:01:04That's it?
01:01:06Where's the adventurous spirit?
01:01:10Right.
01:01:12Megan, chicken burrito, please.
01:01:14Chicken burrito. Coming up.
01:01:22Well, I'm glad you came by.
01:01:24It's nice to say goodbye to my prettiest customer.
01:01:26We're shutting the truck down next week.
01:01:28What?
01:01:30You've seen the lines.
01:01:32Nobody wants our food.
01:01:34We're losing money hand over fist.
01:01:36I have tried every food truck in L.A.
01:01:38Yours is the best.
01:01:40Well, hipsters have spoken.
01:01:42That's ridiculous.
01:01:44Chicken burrito.
01:01:46No, Tracy, please.
01:01:48This one's on me.
01:01:56Hey, hey.
01:01:58It's okay. We'll be fine.
01:02:02So,
01:02:04you excited about today?
01:02:06Yeah? I tell you something,
01:02:08that workout scene is gonna be epic.
01:02:10You know you're killing it out there, right?
01:02:12You know that, right?
01:02:14Okay. All right, great.
01:02:16Great work, great work. We'll see you in a bit.
01:02:26This sucks.
01:02:28Hey, you.
01:02:30That's off the merchandise.
01:02:32Are you kidding me?
01:02:34I think it's better if you two weren't seen together, don't you?
01:02:36I think we're on set.
01:02:38I don't care.
01:02:40This is how it has to be, right, Mark?
01:03:00I love you.
01:03:30I love you, too.
01:04:00I love you, too.
01:04:30I love you, too.
01:04:32I love you, too.
01:04:34I love you, too.
01:04:58Tracy!
01:05:00You made it to our last day.
01:05:02Maybe.
01:05:04Maybe? Maybe not.
01:05:06I have a business proposal for you. Can I come in?
01:05:12Yucatan, Wisconsin.
01:05:14Check this out.
01:05:16Jicama slaw with dried cranberries.
01:05:18Try it.
01:05:26Beer-battered brat pakchuk.
01:05:28Are you kidding me?
01:05:32Holy shit.
01:05:44Holy shit.
01:05:46Don't close the truck.
01:05:48Let's rebrand it and sell really good hybrid food.
01:05:50We'll call it
01:05:52Yucatan Conson.
01:05:54That's a terrible fucking name.
01:05:56Okay, but still.
01:05:58What do you say?
01:06:02See you tomorrow.
01:06:04Right on.
01:06:06Oh, I almost forgot.
01:06:08Can I open this?
01:06:10No.
01:06:12I finally, finally found this for you.
01:06:14What is it?
01:06:16About 15 years ago,
01:06:18there was a movie shooting all around this neighborhood,
01:06:20and I was the locations manager.
01:06:22And what I wanted to do was give you a taste
01:06:24of the outside, so
01:06:26this is sort of like Google Maps,
01:06:28but homemade.
01:06:30It's beautiful.
01:06:32There's your house.
01:06:34You are here.
01:06:38You are here.
01:06:44I'm afraid.
01:06:46I know. We're here together.
01:06:48I'm not going anywhere.
01:06:50It's okay.
01:06:56Here, here, here.
01:06:58Try it.
01:07:00Wow, that's amazing.
01:07:02Can we work that into a mac and cheddar dish?
01:07:04Yeah.
01:07:06Yeah, why don't we throw in some pork shoulder
01:07:08and some ancho chiles?
01:07:10Are they hot?
01:07:12I think a smoky flavor would be best.
01:07:14Try it.
01:07:16Oh, my God.
01:07:18Your knives are the worst, seriously.
01:07:20I know. I'm working on it.
01:07:22Mmm.
01:07:24Oh, ew.
01:07:26Oh, ew.
01:07:28Ugh. It's bitter.
01:07:30Yeah, you're supposed to cook them first.
01:07:32You're evil.
01:07:34They're only slightly bitter after you cook them.
01:07:36I think they'll accentuate the sharpness
01:07:38of the cheddar nicely.
01:07:40Let's give it a try.
01:07:42Okay.
01:07:44Let's give it a try.
01:07:46If these all work,
01:07:48that's
01:07:50seven mains.
01:07:52That's about right, yeah?
01:07:54That's perfect.
01:08:14Okay.
01:08:34One second.
01:08:38Okay, it's all clear. Come in.
01:08:44Hi.
01:08:46Hi.
01:08:48Glad I got you
01:08:50at home.
01:08:52How long
01:08:54have you been working on that line?
01:08:56About three weeks.
01:09:04I'm the biggest a-hole.
01:09:08Go on.
01:09:10I was so selfish.
01:09:12I was so selfish.
01:09:14I should have never...
01:09:16No, no, you shouldn't have.
01:09:18So...
01:09:22What can we do to fix things?
01:09:26Anything?
01:09:30Let's pretend it never happened.
01:09:32Okay.
01:09:34I'll get the wine.
01:09:36Okay.
01:09:38Hey, where'd you put all the empties?
01:09:40You want to see my painting?
01:09:42Okay.
01:09:50Wow, it's so
01:09:52realistic.
01:09:54It's a whole new technique
01:09:56I'm trying out.
01:09:58What is it?
01:10:00It's the view from Luanne's bay window.
01:10:02My Luanne?
01:10:04No, my Luanne.
01:10:06Your Luanne?
01:10:08Yes, indeed.
01:10:10Oh, you dirty dog.
01:10:12That's great.
01:10:14Oh.
01:10:16What?
01:10:36All right, what's your name, dolly?
01:10:38Micah.
01:10:40Micah, lovely name. What do you want?
01:10:42Order up for Tiffany.
01:10:44Tiffany, there you go.
01:10:46Thank you. Have a good day.
01:10:48Oh, my God.
01:10:50She was so hot.
01:10:52One pork mug, one pork chute.
01:10:54Yeah, for Lisa.
01:10:56Lisa!
01:10:58Are you gay?
01:11:00Yeah, that I am.
01:11:02What's your name, my friend?
01:11:04How did you know?
01:11:06Seriously?
01:11:08Look, anyone who hits puberty and doesn't know
01:11:10who they're attracted to is lying,
01:11:12and that's what happens.
01:11:14Another pork chute for your day!
01:11:16Adam!
01:11:18I personally have always known that I like women.
01:11:20I don't like deer.
01:11:22Adam! Order up!
01:11:26It happens.
01:11:30So...
01:11:32I was thinking of having
01:11:34a little birthday barbecue
01:11:36for myself and my friend Sebastian.
01:11:38It's his birthday, too?
01:11:40No, it's...
01:11:42It's kind of his coming-out party.
01:11:44He's not gay. He just...
01:11:46He just doesn't get out much.
01:11:48Are you sure
01:11:50you want to cook on your day off?
01:11:52Yeah.
01:11:54For him.
01:11:56And for you.
01:12:04Two hundred
01:12:06and forty dollars more
01:12:08than last night.
01:12:10And we owe it all to you.
01:12:12Hot wings.
01:12:14Am I ever going to have that down?
01:12:16To Tracy.
01:12:20You okay?
01:12:22I'm great.
01:12:28To my cousin.
01:12:30Who knew they'd go together so well?
01:12:32You did.
01:12:38Wait, wait, wait.
01:12:40We should clean up first.
01:12:42It's clean enough.
01:12:54Are you going to be able to walk?
01:13:08Oh, man.
01:13:26Are you going to be sufficiently able to do this?
01:13:28It's time already?
01:13:30Yes. I'm going to be tardy, and so will you.
01:13:34If you want, I can always swing by here
01:13:36on my way to Tracy's.
01:13:38Lou, I'll meet you there.
01:13:40Okay.
01:13:42I mapped it, and it's close, so
01:13:44I'm going to print out directions and walk, and then...
01:13:46You're sure?
01:13:48You can do this.
01:13:50You can do this, because you're a stalwart man.
01:13:52A scared man.
01:13:54I know.
01:13:56But it's going to be okay.
01:13:58Trust me.
01:14:06I swear, every year,
01:14:08no matter where I am,
01:14:10my birthday is always the hottest day of the year.
01:14:36Are you okay?
01:14:38Yeah, I'm good.
01:14:40Great. How's the girl?
01:14:42It's clean. It's hot.
01:14:44It's ready to go.
01:14:46Awesome.
01:14:48Yeah.
01:14:50Hi.
01:14:56I'm sorry.
01:14:58It's okay.
01:15:00It's okay.
01:15:02It's okay.
01:15:04I'm sorry.
01:15:06I didn't realize this is a bad time.
01:15:08No, no, no. Sebastian, it's Ricky.
01:15:10It's nice to meet you.
01:15:12What are you doing here?
01:15:14I wanted to see you.
01:15:16Why?
01:15:18It's your birthday.
01:15:20Should we...
01:15:22No.
01:15:24Do you mind? Just like five minutes.
01:15:26I mind.
01:15:28Come on, Trace. Just give me a chance.
01:15:30You got something to say? Say it.
01:15:32See ya.
01:15:36Fuck.
01:15:38Fine.
01:15:40I get it.
01:15:42I'm gay.
01:15:44I really didn't want that.
01:15:50But it's just true.
01:15:52We both knew it.
01:15:58It makes me sick how he treated you.
01:16:02I just...
01:16:04I don't know.
01:16:10I'm really sorry about it.
01:16:14That's all.
01:16:20Mark, wait.
01:16:26I loved you.
01:16:32I made a lot of really
01:16:34bad decisions because of that.
01:16:36Hey, Megan.
01:16:38Let's go.
01:16:46That was embarrassing.
01:16:50Is he, uh...
01:16:52Oh, you know.
01:16:54I don't know.
01:16:56He's really good looking.
01:16:58I know, right?
01:17:02Can I open it?
01:17:16Mark.
01:17:22You broke my heart.
01:17:26But...
01:17:28I can't
01:17:30hold who you are against you.
01:17:32At least not forever.
01:17:34Maybe for a little while.
01:17:40Will you call me when you're getting close?
01:17:42Yeah.
01:17:44Totally.
01:17:46Thanks, Tracy.
01:17:58Hey.
01:18:00What's up, movie star?
01:18:06Hi.
01:18:10Is Jonathan home?
01:18:14You sure you want to do this?
01:18:16It's up to this point.
01:18:18The public will believe whatever you tell them,
01:18:20but if you do the interview,
01:18:22cross that line,
01:18:24you cannot come back from this.
01:18:26You'll be fair?
01:18:28Whatever it's worth,
01:18:30I do believe the closer you get
01:18:32to your true self,
01:18:34the happier you are.
01:18:46I remember
01:18:48in second grade,
01:18:50I couldn't stop staring
01:18:52at Will Hauser.
01:18:54I remember thinking,
01:18:58I bet this is a crush,
01:19:00but...
01:19:02it doesn't make sense.
01:19:24It was really a good experience,
01:19:26but...
01:19:28Happy birthday, you gorgeous girl.
01:19:30I'm sorry I'm so tardy.
01:19:34Where's Sebastian?
01:19:36He's not here.
01:19:38Fudge.
01:19:54Hi.
01:20:06Next time.
01:20:08We'll do it next time.
01:20:18This is the worst birthday ever.
01:20:20You got me.
01:20:22I can't.
01:20:24What's up?
01:20:28Oh, Ricky,
01:20:30I mean,
01:20:32you're just like
01:20:34the best guy.
01:20:36I know.
01:20:38But...
01:20:40I just can't do this.
01:20:44You're gonna swallow me up.
01:20:46Well, that sounds like...
01:20:48I'm serious.
01:20:50I can feel it happening already.
01:20:52What can I do for him?
01:20:54How can I make him happy?
01:20:56Come on.
01:20:58I like you a lot.
01:21:00But...
01:21:02we're in business together.
01:21:06That truck is
01:21:08the most important
01:21:10thing to me.
01:21:12I can't do both.
01:21:14Not right now.
01:21:17Can we be...
01:21:21colleagues?
01:21:23Colleagues?
01:21:28How about friends?
01:21:31Friends sounds good.
01:21:33But no slipping.
01:21:36I promise.
01:21:42Bye, hot wings.
01:21:44Bye.
01:21:54Hey.
01:21:56It's not Hoagie's, but
01:21:58I think he'll like it.
01:22:01Happy birthday.
01:22:07Okay.
01:22:09Break it up and get your ass down here.
01:22:11I'm famished.
01:22:24So what'd you bring?
01:22:26You're gonna love this.
01:22:28Yeah.
01:22:32I thought I knew exactly
01:22:34what my life was gonna look like.
01:22:36Man, was I wrong.
01:22:40I'm 22 years old,
01:22:42and I don't have anything
01:22:44I ever wanted.
01:22:46But I've got me.
01:22:48And I've got friends.
01:22:52And that's a pretty good start.
01:23:12You know what?
01:23:14I don't know.
01:23:16I don't know.
01:23:18I don't know.
01:23:20I don't know.
01:23:22I don't know.
01:23:24I don't know.
01:23:26I don't know.
01:23:28I don't know.
01:23:30I don't know.
01:23:32I don't know.
01:23:34I don't know.
01:23:36I don't know.
01:23:38I don't know.
01:23:40I don't know.
01:23:42I don't know.
01:23:44I don't know.
01:23:46I don't know.
01:23:48I don't know.
01:23:50I don't know.
01:23:58What is this thing that I found?
01:24:04And can I handle it?
01:24:06And can I handle it, yeah
01:24:16All of those girls that used to come around
01:24:22Yeah, they don't hold a candle to it, yeah
01:24:28Yesterday, I had something to say
01:24:39But tonight, I just wanna get the feeling right
01:24:47What was that thing that you said
01:24:52Do you remember it
01:24:57Yeah
01:25:02All of those boys that used to run the town
01:25:08Yeah, they don't know a thing about it, yeah
01:25:18Now you'll see that you were meant to be
01:25:26Here with me, no matter what they want to believe
01:25:35Ooh
01:25:41Ooh
01:25:44Ooh
01:25:56What is this thing that we found
01:26:02And can we handle it, yeah
01:26:11All of those girls that used to run the town
01:26:17Yeah, they don't know a thing about it, no
01:26:27Yesterday, I had so much to say
01:26:35But tonight, we just gotta get the feeling right
01:26:42What is this thing that we found
01:26:50What is this thing that we found
01:26:57What is this thing that we found
01:27:05What is this thing that we found