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00:00Hey, everybody, I'm Peter Griffin, and I'm here to introduce you to my crazy family and
00:06friends.
00:07So let's get started, shall we?
00:09This is my wife, Lois.
00:11She's the one who keeps me in line.
00:12Well, she tries anyway.
00:14She's smart, kind, and way out of my league.
00:17That's my daughter, Meg.
00:18She's, well, she's Meg.
00:20She gets picked on a lot, but she's got a good heart, I guess.
00:23Don't ask her about her life, because she'll never stop talking.
00:26Here's my son, Chris.
00:27He's a little slow, but he's a good kid.
00:30He loves drawing and eating a lot.
00:33You can't forget about Stewie, my baby boy.
00:35He's a little evil genius, always plotting something.
00:38I think he wants to kill me, but he's so darn cute.
00:40And last but not least, our talking dog, Brian.
00:43He's smarter than all of us combined, loves martinis, and thinks he's a writer or something.
00:48He also likes hitting on Lois, so watch it, buddy.
00:50My good buddy, Cleveland, lives down the street.
00:52He's got his own spinoff show, but he's still around.
00:55He's a real nice guy with a smooth voice, Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta.
01:00She was around for a while, but things didn't go so well with him, if you know what I mean.
01:04Then there's Quagmire, our neighbor.
01:07He's a, let's just say he's got a lot of energy.
01:09Giggity, giggity.
01:10And this is Joe.
01:12He's a cop, tough as nails, and he's got a wheelchair, but don't let that fool you.
01:16He can kick anyone's butt.
01:18Tom Tucker is our local news anchor, always got a weird grin on his face, and a voice
01:23that's just, I don't know, announcer-y?
01:25His mustache has more personality than he does.
01:28Tom's co-anchor, Diane Simmons, was always trying to make it look bad on air.
01:34But spoiler alert, she kind of went off the deep end.
01:37Mr. Weed was my old boss at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory, where I used to work before I
01:41got my gig at the brewery.
01:43He was kind of a tough guy, always breathing down my neck.
01:46Judge Blackman is one of the judges in Quahog, who's got this deep, booming voice, and always
01:51seems super serious.
01:53You know the type, big old Judge Wig.
01:54The whole nine yards.
01:55And how can we forget our mayor, Adam West?
01:58He's a little out there, but he's the best mayor Quahog's ever had.
02:02Yeah, Jesus drops by Quahog from time to time.
02:05He's a cool dude, a little too into himself sometimes, but hey, he's Jesus.
02:09Tricia Takanawa, she's our Asian reporter, always covering serious stuff with that poker
02:13face.
02:14Her interviews, though, man, they get weird.
02:16Then there's Mort Goldman, a local pharmacist.
02:19He's always freaking out about something.
02:21His voice is, how should I say, unique?
02:23Oh, and there's old man Herbert.
02:25He's a bit of a creep, honestly.
02:27Likes to hang around kids, and not in a good way.
02:30And that's about it for our little town of Quahog.
02:32Stick around, and you'll see just how weird things can get around here.