Linda @ Super Match, 4/78
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00:00Get ready to match the stars from Charlie's Angels,
00:04David Doyle, Brett Sommer, Charles Nelson Reilly,
00:10Elaine Joyce, Richard Dawson, and Betty White
00:17as we play the star-studded big money match game 78.
00:21And now, here's the star of match game 78,
00:26Gene Rayburn!
00:27mushrooms!
00:41Well Johnny-oh, they all ready up there?
00:43Because they look like they're ready up here, are you?
00:45Oh yes.
00:46Yes your shirt faded, and you know that.
00:47I just gotta there's certain parts of it.
00:50Only certain parts of it.
00:51Yeah. Butt in your button there.
00:53Oh, very well.
00:53Get your, what's wrong?
00:55I forgot to applaud your entrance.
00:57You didn't applaud my entrance?
00:59Well, you better do it later.
01:00I'd insert and then they'll put it in.
01:03Okay, fine.
01:04Let's say hello to Linda Morzinski.
01:06And the time expired last time we were together.
01:14Linda had won the game and she's about to have a go
01:16at the big money super match here.
01:19Are you ready for that?
01:20I'm ready.
01:21Okay, we'll do that right after we do a little business
01:23with America.
01:25Now we're ready with Linda.
01:27Here we go.
01:29We polled the studio audience, my dear lady,
01:31not too long ago, and we said,
01:32you please write down your best answer to this.
01:35Shock, blank.
01:37If you match the answer they wrote down most often,
01:39you get $500.
01:40If you match their second most frequently given response,
01:43you get $250.
01:44And then for matching their third most popular answer,
01:47you get $100.
01:48Three of the six will give you some help.
01:52Richard.
01:53Shock absorbers.
01:55Shock absorbers.
01:55Yes, of course.
01:56Ready?
01:59Shock treatment.
02:01Shock treatment.
02:03Elaine.
02:04Elaine, have you got one?
02:06Shock.
02:07Wait a minute, you may have one.
02:09Here, here, here's a good one here.
02:10Wait a minute.
02:11The audience won't know.
02:12She's getting an idea.
02:13Hold on now.
02:14There, she's thinking.
02:16Now, another, she's had one thought after another.
02:20What is this?
02:24Shock wave.
02:25Shock wave.
02:28Came right out of the blue, didn't it?
02:31You thought of that, just like that.
02:33So now you have shock wave, shock absorber,
02:36and shock treatment.
02:38You may choose one of those or give us one of your own.
02:42Treatment.
02:43Shock treatment was the answer that Betty gave you.
02:46Okay.
02:47We want a shock treatment.
02:48Let's go down there at the bottom
02:49and reveal the $100 response.
02:52Shock wave, Elaine's answer.
02:56All right, may we see the next one of you, please?
02:59Absorber is Richard's answer.
03:01You're going right up the ladder.
03:02She says she's a winner.
03:04She looks like a winner to me.
03:06All right.
03:07May we see the big one, please?
03:09Yeah.
03:12Very good.
03:13Betty's answer matched up with yours perfectly.
03:20Now, Linda, you've got $600 altogether,
03:23and you are going to play for 10 times this amount
03:24you just won, or $5,000.
03:28And you have to match one celebrity exactly
03:30in order to collect.
03:31Whom do you call on?
03:32Richard.
03:33All right, Richard, get ready to write.
03:34Here we go.
03:36Oh, yourself.
03:39Good luck to you.
03:40Here it is.
03:42Checker blank.
03:44That's C-H-E-C-K-E-R blank.
03:47Checker blank, or checker blank.
03:52All right, Linda, give us the answer
03:54that Richard has written on the card,
03:55and we give you $5,000.
03:58Checker?
03:59Board.
04:00Checker board.
04:02Checker board.
04:04You a farm girl?
04:05No.
04:06You're not from Checkerboard Square?
04:07I thought maybe a farm girl would say Checkerboard Square.
04:10Our city folks would say something like checker cab.
04:12What'd you say, sir?
04:14I did this for those two yo-yos who went,
04:16eh, board.
04:18Board.
04:19Very good.
04:19Congratulations.
04:23Now you have $5,600.
04:31Come on out there, Richard, where are you?
04:35There they are.
04:36They're all very happy.
04:39Very good.
04:40Okay.
04:42Now, Linda, if you're ready to take on another pair,
04:45here comes Hilltrout McCown.
04:48Hilltrout McCown.
04:49There's a little souvenir for you right there.
04:53Hello there.
04:57And climb aboard the carousel again.
04:59Hilltrout, she's very happy, isn't she?
05:01You know each other from backstage, don't you?
05:04Well, we welcome you, Hilltrout.
05:06That's an interesting name.
05:07Yes, you should see my mail.
05:10Your mail.
05:11With that name.
05:12People get it mixed up.
05:14Where are you from, Hilltrout?
05:15Well, originally Berlin, Germany,
05:17but now I live in Katschalk, New York, Long Island.
05:21Some of this from Katschalk.
05:24Are you saying?
05:25Katschalk.
05:27I don't know that, I'm familiar.
05:28Oh, Patchalk.
05:29No, no, no, no, no, Katschalk.
05:32Katschalk, isn't that funny?
05:33I lived in New York most of my life
05:35and I never heard of Katschalk.
05:36Yeah.
05:37What part of Long Island is it in?
05:38The North Fork of Long Island.
05:39The North Shore, it's a very pretty place.
05:41She said Katschalk or Patchalk.
05:43She said Katschalk, not Patchalk.
05:45We all know Patchalk.
05:46C-U-T-C-H-O-G-U-E.
05:50M-O-U-S-C.
05:52Yes.
05:53You're right.
05:54I think I just put Katschalk on the map.
05:56You did indeed.
05:58We're gonna get a thousand letters.
06:00How many people are there?
06:01A thousand.
06:02We'll get a thousand letters in Katschalk.
06:05Spell it, well, you spell it one more time.
06:07Anything else you wanna say about you?
06:09Well, I think I just about covered it.
06:10You married somebody named McCowan, right?
06:13Yes, my husband is an aerospace engineer.
06:17I have four children ranging from 15 to 30.
06:21Yes.
06:22And one granddaughter, four years old.
06:25Oh, that sounds like a good bunch.
06:27Are they a good bunch?
06:28Most of them are.
06:29Ha ha ha.
06:31But we're not gonna name names, are we?
06:32No, right.
06:33Because somebody's feelings would be hurt.
06:35All right, now Hilltrout, you may have A or B.
06:38A, please.
06:39A.
06:40Hilltrout wants A.
06:43Nick said, our economy has hit rock bottom.
06:48I never thought the day would come
06:50that I would see blank in the unemployment line.
06:54Ha ha ha.
06:58Our economy has hit rock bottom.
06:59I never thought I'd see the day.
07:01Oh, I got it.
07:02When I would see blank in the unemployment line.
07:10All right.
07:14Okay, that's the idea in the slot.
07:27Two people still writing, Hilltrout.
07:29Yes, I'm still thinking.
07:31You're still thinking.
07:33Now we're set.
07:34Nick said, our economy has hit rock bottom.
07:37I never thought the day would come
07:39that I'd see blank in the unemployment line.
07:44Mr. Rockefeller.
07:46Rockefeller.
07:47Okay, that's a good one.
07:50I would have thought that it would have come
07:52to you very easily, David,
07:54since there is a Rockefeller named David
07:56who happens to be president or chairman
07:58of the board of Chase Manhattan Bank.
08:00Yes, I've been in his office.
08:02It's a lovely, lovely room.
08:03Yes, he has a wonderful collection
08:05of pictures, of paintings.
08:06Yes, the paintings are absolutely gorgeous.
08:08I put Nelson Rockefeller.
08:09Nelson Rockefeller, yes.
08:14He's the poor one in the family.
08:17What do you say?
08:17I should have thought of that, you see,
08:19because I know Jeanette Rockefeller,
08:21who's a lovely, lovely lady.
08:23I said, I figured the economy would really
08:26be down the drain if Burt Lance ever lost his mind.
08:30I never thought I'd see Burt Lance
08:32in the unemployment line.
08:33Because he's so clever and all.
08:35Yes, of course.
08:35Now, just a moment.
08:36Let's do it.
08:37We're going to do the, Mark,
08:38we're going to do the Rayburn entrance insert.
08:41Oh, we're going to do that again?
08:41We're going to do the entrance.
08:43Stand by, stand by for entrance.
08:44All right.
08:45Do I have to go take my-
08:46Five, four, three, two, one.
08:48It's live.
08:49It's live.
08:53Okay.
08:56Now, we'll edit that into the film
08:58and no one will know that you ever know.
09:00Take two.
09:01I don't think, I think you blew it there.
09:02Well, that's why I didn't applaud
09:03for five years, because it don't work.
09:06Who's on TV more than anybody?
09:08That's what.
09:09Unemployment line.
09:09Who's on TV more than anybody?
09:10Who's on TV more than anybody?
09:11Who's on TV more than anybody?
09:12Johnny Carson.
09:13Johnny Carson.
09:14Cal Worthington and his dog Spot.
09:16Yeah.
09:25I can just see them
09:29in Indianapolis, Indiana,
09:32laughing themselves silly over his,
09:34Cal Worthington and his dog Spot.
09:36I must explain to you, Arkansas, Missouri, Louisiana,
09:42Florida, Oklahoma, and all the rest of the places.
09:45Catch on.
09:46Yeah, catch on, Long Island.
09:48Cal Worthington does, he owns a big car agency here
09:52and he has a dog Spot and he and his dog
09:55do the car commercials together
09:57and he does them in a very aggressive, abrasive style.
10:01You can see I'm never gonna buy a car from him.
10:05And he ain't gonna give me no deals.
10:07So that's why that got a big laugh here.
10:09Hello there.
10:10Hi.
10:12I guess I better read it.
10:13It's been two months since you heard the question.
10:16Our economy has hit rock bottom.
10:17I never thought the day would come that I'd see
10:20blank in the unemployment line.
10:22And she said, Mr. Rockefeller.
10:24I did too, Rockefeller.
10:25All right, that gives you another one.
10:26That's two for Hilltrout.
10:29What do you say, Cal?
10:30What happened then to his dog Spot?
10:34His dog Spot.
10:35Rockefeller.
10:36There you go.
10:37Three for Hilltrout.
10:39Charlotte, you're a Rockefeller.
10:41I didn't realize I was amid all these Rockefeller droppers.
10:45It seems to me he's kind of out of a job right now,
10:47isn't he?
10:48Well, Nelson is, certainly.
10:49Jimmy Carter, I said, because-
10:51Jimmy Carter.
10:55He may be, who knows?
10:58Hilltrout, you did very well with that.
10:59Three is good for a first rounder, is that right?
11:01That's right.
11:02Okay, yours will be along in a minute.
11:04Right now, this for you.
11:06Well, all right, we are ready to carry on now.
11:12What'd you do that for?
11:13You weren't supposed to do that beyond him.
11:15I wish-
11:16Oh, did they show?
11:17They showed you sneaking back to your seat.
11:18Well, I was kissing a lady who was on her honeymoon.
11:21Right.
11:23Husband was resting.
11:25Yes.
11:26How was he?
11:27Was it a good kiss?
11:28He was great.
11:32How's your husband?
11:33How's your husband?
11:35Even greater.
11:37How long you been married?
11:4023rd of April.
11:41What are you doing here?
11:44Anyway, welcome and best wishes on your honeymoon.
11:47Now, shall we carry on here?
11:48Okay, Linda, this is your round one question
11:52and this is what it says.
11:53Did you hear about the Jolly Green Giant's Halloween party?
11:57No.
11:59He took all the other giants to the ocean.
12:03They stuck their heads in the water and bobbed for blanks.
12:10Jolly Green Giant's Halloween party.
12:13Took them all the other giants to the ocean.
12:15They stuck their heads in the water and bobbed for blanks.
12:23I don't know what the-
12:24I've got my answer already.
12:26Oh, first time?
12:28Well, now give her a little help.
12:30There she is.
12:30Well, she's awfully slow.
12:33I don't like his answer.
12:37You like that answer.
12:40There she goes.
12:42Did you hear about the Jolly Green Giant's Halloween party?
12:45He took all the other giants to the ocean.
12:47They stuck their heads in the water
12:49and they bobbed for blanks.
12:55Whales.
12:56Whales.
12:58I suppose anything.
12:59I don't know what you'd find there.
13:01That was a difficult one as far as I'm concerned.
13:03What'd you say?
13:04I thought it was very, well, it was difficult.
13:05Yes, it was difficult,
13:06but the beauty and the beast both answer the same.
13:09Whales.
13:10Whales.
13:13One for Linda.
13:15What do you say to that?
13:16I said pebbles.
13:18No, I didn't say pebbles.
13:20I didn't say pebbles.
13:21I said sharks.
13:22Sharks.
13:23I suppose anything found in the ocean
13:25would be a reasonable response.
13:26One answer, that's correct.
13:28What is that?
13:28Watermelon.
13:31Stuck their heads in the water and bobbed for watermelons.
13:34What do you bob for on Halloween?
13:36Apples.
13:36All right, so what's the biggest fruit you can get?
13:39Present company.
13:43Present company included.
13:47I rest my case.
13:51Take it from me, that's the definitive answer.
13:53All right.
13:55But my question, Mr. Bones,
13:58who put the watermelons in the ocean?
14:02We're gonna get letters.
14:03Yeah.
14:04I'm excited because I said whales.
14:05Oh, whales.
14:08Good for her.
14:09Good for Linda.
14:11Well, you have a whale there for us, Scotland.
14:13No, I said whales.
14:14Oh, whales.
14:18I've got to start copying.
14:20It's the only solution.
14:21I'm desperate now.
14:22I couldn't think of anything either.
14:24I just was, I was so hung up on the Jolly Green Giant,
14:27I said, I'm for Niblets.
14:31She bobbed for Niblets.
14:32I was gonna say peas.
14:33Bobbed for Niblets when they're so small.
14:36I explained that to her.
14:37I did, I explained it.
14:38What'd you say to her?
14:39I just said, that's crazy.
14:40You'd never see them in the water.
14:42And because of big waves and all that?
14:43She said, who needs you?
14:45Right.
14:47All right, so there we are at the end of round one
14:50and the score is tied, three to three.
14:53Three to three is the score.
14:54Now, Hilltrod, you may have a choice again
14:57of A or B.
14:58I'll stick with A.
14:59A it is, three people do not play.
15:00David does not play.
15:01Elaine does not play.
15:03Richard does not play.
15:05Brett, Charles and Betty, please.
15:07Dr. Frankenstein said,
15:11I never should have built my monster
15:15with Wurlitzer organ parts.
15:18Now, every time he blanks,
15:23he plays Melancholy Baby.
15:26I never should have built my monster
15:34with Wurlitzer organ parts.
15:36Now, every time he blanks,
15:37he plays Melancholy Baby.
15:40Isn't that a wonderful question?
15:42Go ahead, look at it.
15:43Look at it like you've done for five years.
15:46Not exactly an original.
15:49An original act.
15:50Would you hold my microphone for a second?
15:52Would you hold, you're playing here.
15:57I've had enough of this, stand down.
15:58Wow, tell him, honey, just tell him
16:00I'm sick of it, I gotta take it anymore.
16:06Get down, get over here.
16:10I'm sick of it.
16:11Get down.
16:12I'm sick of this.
16:23And don't you bother this lady.
16:27Oh, I thought he'd never get out of here.
16:38Here we go.
16:39Dr. Frankenstein said, you know who Dr. Frankenstein is?
16:42Yes, I do.
16:43Yeah.
16:44He says, I never should have built my monster with Wurlitzer organ parts.
16:47Oh, Wurlitzer.
16:48All right.
16:49Wurlitzer.
16:50All right.
16:51Yeah.
16:52See, I say Wurlitzer and you understand me.
16:54Now, every time he blinks, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:05Every time he snorts.
17:07Every time he snorts, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:11Snores, I said.
17:12Snores.
17:13Snores.
17:14Oh, snores.
17:15Yes.
17:16I'm sorry.
17:17English language.
17:18I do not understand the English language that well.
17:19What do you say?
17:21I say, come to me, my Melancholy Baby.
17:24And then, oops.
17:25Bell shoots.
17:26All right.
17:27I'm glad he's no longer here.
17:28Right.
17:29So, the score remains tied three to three.
17:30Look, would you just take my word for it that I did not match and just not, you know, just
17:31call it a day?
17:32Well, we can't do that.
17:33We'd like to.
17:34I made a side bet with Richard that she would never say it, but I said Tinkles because it
17:35just didn't work.
17:36Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:37Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:38Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:39Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:40Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:41Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:42Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:43Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:44Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:45Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:46Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:47Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:48Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:49Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:50Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:51Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:52Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:53Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:54Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:55Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:56Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:57Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:58Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
17:59Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:00Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:01Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:02Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:03Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:04Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:05Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:06Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:07Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:08Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:09Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:10Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:11Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:12Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:13Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:14Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:15Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:16Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:17Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:18Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:19Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:20Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:21Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:22Every time he tinkles, he plays Melancholy Baby.
18:23A jumbo wheel Pullman in dazzling jades with nylon full strap, this energy-saving wheel-o-matic
18:28really gets you rolling.
18:29And a wall clock.
18:30And a supply of noodle-roni, parmesan, a five-minute side dish from Golden Grain, tender, thin egg
18:35noodles, various seasonings and cheeses, a bit of old Italy.
18:38And a $25 savings bond from Seven Seas, delicious salad dressings your whole family will love.
18:43Who makes the salad special?
18:44You and Seven Seas.
18:45More match game fun with Gene Rayburn.
18:46Thank you, Johnny-O.
18:47All right.
18:48Now, let's see what we can do here.
18:49We have a tie.
18:50Linda, you can break the tie by matching one celebrity.
18:51And there are three people who are playing.
18:52Brett.
18:53Uh-oh.
18:54And Charles.
18:55Hi, hon.
18:56And Betty.
18:57Are you ready?
18:58Here it is.
18:59Judy said, it's tough being married to an airline pilot.
19:00Every night, a sign lights up over our bed that says, blank.
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