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00:00Get ready to match the stars, Bob Barker, Brett Summers, Charles Nelson-Roddick, Paddy Newgaston, Richard Dawson, and Fannie Flagg, as we play the star-studded Big Money Match Game 76!
00:21And now, here's the star of Match Game 76, Gene Rayburn!
00:30Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. You're a grandpa.
00:50It's a pleasure to have you with us today. Aren't these lovely people up here? Yeah.
00:56And what do you hear? Save some for a little bit later, it's a half-hour show. Always a pleasure to see your beautiful body. What are you refereeing?
01:07I'm wearing this, I planned this, because the last time I was on your show, the audience booed so many of my answers. I figured if I wore this... Red, white, and blue.
01:17They'd be less likely to boo red, white, and blue.
01:24Little kiss on the back of the neck. I love it, I love it. How are you? I'm fine, how are you? Are you alright? I love your... Say hello to your lady. Oh, I remember him!
01:33How are you? Nice to see you again. Everything okay up there? Yes. Are you healthy this week? You're going to cough all over? I have a public announcement. What's that?
01:40I have not had a cigarette for 14 days. Good for you. So, if my behavior appears to be a little irrational, I must be forgiven in advance. Okay, we forgive you in advance.
01:56Now, let's say hello to our two players, Carrie Shore and Johnny Beadleman. How are you? How much money have you won? $600. You've got $600? Oh, boy. Does that bring joy to your heart, Carrie? It does.
02:13Where are we? In the beginning of round two, and we've got no score here, huh? Is it zero to zero? Are you ready, Johnny? I hope so.
02:21Okay, we'll start, we'll finish this game in a moment or so, but right now, this is for you.
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03:58In 1956, Dwight D. Eisenhower was reelected president of the United States. Elvis Presley was the king of rock and roll. The average annual income was $4,400.
04:10In 1956, a brand new car ran you $2,000, while gasoline was 27 cents a gallon. Also in 1956, America started watching To Tell the Truth.
04:21Times certainly have changed, but you can still watch To Tell the Truth weeknights on Game Show Network.
04:28It seems different. Hello there. Shall we begin? Now, this is our round two board here, and Johnny, you have a choice of A or B.
04:38B, please.
04:39B it is, for Beatleman. Everybody plays. Elmer Fudd said,
04:45Friday is Bugs Bunny's birthday, so for his party, I'm preparing a bowl of his favorite drink, Blank Punch.
05:03I love you when you talk baby talk.
05:05I love you too.
05:06Isn't that cool?
05:0814 days without a cigarette. You look better already.
05:11Lazy as a loon.
05:13Doesn't she look better already?
05:14Donna Reed.
05:15Donna Reed.
05:16Right.
05:17Okay.
05:18Sorry, Donna.
05:21Put it in the slot, and we go to Johnny. Elmer Fudd, you know who Elmer Fudd is, don't you?
05:25He said, Friday is Bugs Bunny's birthday, so for his party, I'm preparing a bowl of his favorite drink, Blank Punch.
05:34Carrot.
05:42Terrific. You have made it very plain to us that you liked her answer.
05:50You also made it plain to anybody who doesn't say carrot is going to get...
05:53Well, I want to review the rules. Now, if I just tell you that I have matched her, is that enough, or do I have to show you my answer?
05:58No, you've got to show.
05:59Show and tell.
06:00I have to show you my answer.
06:01That's right.
06:02All right. My answer is carrot.
06:03There it is.
06:04Carrot. Very good. One for her.
06:07Oh, the lady in red.
06:09She makes her living on a feathery bed.
06:17You must forgive her. She just quit smoking, and she doesn't know what she's saying.
06:20I said, Quailet.
06:22Kill it. Kill.
06:26Chow's. Chow's.
06:29It sounds like the most boring party in the world.
06:32But it was spiked, right?
06:34So, for his party, I'm preparing a bowl of his favorite drink, carrot punch.
06:39The better to see you.
06:44She's doing very well at carrot.
06:46She certainly is.
06:47Elmer Fudd, he hates... He always says, that wotten wabbit.
06:50That wotten wabbit.
06:51You're trying to shoot him?
06:52Yes.
06:53And Bugs is always doing terrible things to him.
06:56I like it when I explain how it should be.
07:01He's preparing a bowl of...
07:03Wabbit punch.
07:04Wabbit punch.
07:05Oh.
07:06Oh, yes.
07:08Oh, that's very good.
07:10That's the ultimate answer.
07:11That is very good.
07:12That's very good. If they were bitter enemies, that would be your decision.
07:14Yes.
07:15Oh, yes.
07:16Oh, yes.
07:17Oh, yes.
07:18Oh, yes.
07:19Oh, yes.
07:20Oh, yes.
07:21Oh, yes.
07:22Oh, yes.
07:23Oh, yes.
07:24Oh, yes.
07:25If they were bitter enemies, that would be this.
07:26Exactly.
07:27Aren't they fickle?
07:28Yeah, one moment they cheer, him.
07:29Yeah, one moment they cheer, next moment they buy you.
07:30You gotta love them.
07:31Richard?
07:32Yes?
07:33I do.
07:34You want to use my shirt?
07:35No, thank you.
07:36No, thank you.
07:37What do you say there, Fanny Honey?
07:38Is my girl scout troop here?
07:39Carrot?
07:40Carrot?
07:42Carrot, all right.
07:44Carrot, here you go, you better go work here.
07:48You need five to tie and six to win, Carrot.
07:51Here it is.
07:52The Side Show Barker said,
07:54said you were never a side Joe Barker he said that headless guy is really
08:01unlucky not only does he have no head but just his luck he has dandruff on his
08:06blank
08:12that headless guy is really unlucky not only does he have no head but just his
08:16luck he has dandruff on his blank got it got it got it let's see if we got the
08:22same thing oh cute okay notice non-smoker is still a stealer yes all
08:33right carry the sideshow Barker said that headless guy is really unlucky not
08:38only does he have no head but just his luck he has dandruff on his blank feet
08:45the light will come to you in a moment or so this very alert audience will let
08:55you know when they hear a good answer they may hear one up here I need five
08:58to tie in six to win go Bob well I I agree with the audience I I didn't say
09:04feet what'd you say well I'm not sure that this is the best question or the
09:08best I said shoulder
09:15he's a sideshow headless guy and he has still has dandruff on his shoulders now
09:19you need to have match or everybody else to stay in the game carry and Brad it's
09:23up to you am I the villain Esther yes I'm sorry I said Chad
09:39okay stand over there on the adhesive tape and we'll say goodbye to carry
09:43story's gonna leave here with a pretty good bundle how much 600 600 bucks good
09:48luck to carry
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11:21DR details the stars come out every Sunday night on all-star family feud
11:29this week it's a battle for daytime bragging rights when the cast of the
11:34young and the restless faces off against the price is right but there can only be
11:39one winner in the battle for daytime hey these folks will do anything to win
11:45all right prices right has control here we go don't miss a full hour of the
11:50all-star family feud Sunday night at 10 p.m. Eastern on Game Show Network you
11:56know what this lady said when she won she's his old goody I'm glad I won
12:01because I get to kiss Richard now listen Johnny
12:08Richard how often you get to kiss somebody named Johnny well apart from
12:14Johnny Olsen nobody
12:20now Johnny I gotta point out to you the only time you get to kiss Richard is
12:24when you win so get your ESP going over there all right here we go Johnny we
12:27pulled a recent studio audience and we got their best response to this elbow
12:32blank the answer they gave most frequently gets you $500 if you match it
12:38if you match their second most popular answer you get $250 then a hundred for
12:42the third let's see who'll give you a little help here Richard elbow macaroni
12:50who else bring it elbow grease what I use every day in my house
12:59have you got one room
13:06the celebrities have given you some pretty good ones there elbow room elbow
13:10macaroni and elbow grease and it's your option now to choose one of those or
13:15give us one of your own entirely well I use it all the time elbow grease elbow
13:19grease
13:2282 and a half percent of the audience thinks you're right we'll find out right
13:27now where elbow grease is up there if indeed it's up there at all may we see
13:31the $100 number elbow room okay there's Patty's answer we're looking for a
13:38little grease maybe see the 250 dollar response you think it's gonna be
13:50macaroni up there that was Richard's answer you know you would have had a
13:56chance to kiss him now if you'd said elbow macaroni yes all right here we go
14:03may we see it Earl okay now Johnny 250 it means you're up to 350 total you're
14:15gonna play for 10 times this amount or $2,500 but you got a match one of them
14:19exactly in order to collect Richard okay macaroni macaroni it's your second shot
14:26at it okay face me if you would please ma'am and here it is it's worth $2,500
14:31and it reads as follows blank acid blank acid AC ID
15:02now Johnny he's finished he took a little time there you think about it
15:06very carefully get your ESP going over to Richard Dawson give us the same
15:09answer he's come up with and you'll be $2,500 richer what do you say blank acid
15:15antacid antacid and acid all right that's one possibility let's find out
15:23now if Richard has antacid on the card Richard I don't there were a lot but
15:29they were all hard I said citric acid
15:35the first one that came to my head was sulfuric acid yeah boric acid is a good
15:40gas what once you can the chemist convention is in town okay now Johnny
15:49you got your 350 and you're gonna meet another player
15:59okay Lin Ray we welcome you and ask you to tell us a little bit about yourself
16:09if you would please certainly my name is Lin Ray I have a BFA from USC and I'm a
16:17native Californian I say and I worked at the White House for President Nixon mm-hmm
16:26okay we welcome her anyway right okay good luck to you Lin Ray thank you I'll
16:39push this button and we'll get on with the game and ask you to make a
16:41selection Lin Ray A or B? A. We should tell you we are taping this program yes
16:49all right here it is Larry the lifeguard has an unusual style he doesn't give
16:57mouth-to-mouth resuscitation instead he gives blank-to-blank resuscitation
17:07I'm sorry I'm not playing no get away don't fight with her she stopped smoking
17:15and it's been on death's door she's a mess more than usual you know stealing
17:19from everybody but her teeth are cleaner her mind is dirtier but her teeth are
17:25cleaner since she quit smoking I can't think of anything now okay put down nicotine or
17:32something okay all right that's okay okay Lin Ray come with us Larry the lifeguard
17:42has an unusual style he doesn't give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation instead he
17:47gives blank-to-blank resuscitation he's very shy cheek-to-cheek cheek-to-cheek
17:52I don't know that'd revive me what do you say I'll just go along with anything she said
18:04I say cheek-to-cheek no I didn't I didn't hear the question that well I said ear-to-ear
18:11ear-to-ear you know they had water in the air blowed out your ear you've heard of that
18:17phrase there what do you say we're gonna go right over to Charles immediately I just said
18:22eye-to-eye eye-to-eye resuscitation she's looking for cheek-to-cheek resuscitation
18:28feel free to pick on a sick woman well I said I said body-to-body
18:41all the sex manuals and stuff you read about now it gets me all you know sort of like on yeah
18:48so I chose body-to-body better than eye-to-eye or ear-to-ear I agree with you I'd like to meet
18:56you later when I cleaned it all up all I could come up with was nose nose the nose is very good
19:07now that's one of your better answers oh is it yes that is yeah loser no Lin Ray is looking for
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21:31time okay here we go with the other round one question for you johnny everybody plays this
21:38is our first shot at it in this game the chinese justice of the peace said he said
21:46we have two type of wedding here in chinatown we have two type wedding a type a
21:54everyone throw lice or ice as we say in this country type b everyone throw blank
22:07we have two types of weddings here in chinatown type a everyone throw rice type b everyone throw
22:11blank it's around one question you can run far afield with this whatever let your imagination
22:18run free you're a creative person pretend it's an improvisation do something just don't languish
22:24okay here we go ready johnny chinese justice of the peace says we have two types of weddings
22:40here in chinatown type a everyone throw lice or rice you i say i mean when i say lice i mean rice
22:47you understand me yeah type b everyone throw boink fortune cookie fortune cookie hey
23:01that lady very funny she said very good answer i have been to a chinese wedding though
23:06and there was a dispute and everyone ended up throwing chop suey chopper
23:10yeah
23:13oh some big mess what do you say it wasn't his chop suey such a terrific answer
23:19because there's a bunch of weirdos they like red white and blue
23:26who are they booing they're booing him not you not booing me nobody booed a fat lady
23:33don't call the fat lady fat lady okay i don't call you fat lady fat lady i said egg roll
23:40they're a nice group they're okay charles i uh this makes sense to me but that's all
23:46hamburger helper
23:51okay
23:55when i said you could go far afield i went far afield but that's ridiculous charles
24:02everyone throw rice type b everyone throw fortune cookie noodles noodles fortune
24:08cookie is a good answer very good was that or egg roll egg roll very good
24:15a lot of choices here what do you say fanny i'm so uncomfortable without my piano
24:19uh i went very far i said everybody threw up
24:29well
24:30all right lynn everybody plays since nobody matched her in the first round tiny tom thumb
24:39said i'm a lake man and that's why i just married a blank
24:47tiny tom thumb he said i'm a lake man like man leg l-e-g lake man yeah that's why i just married
24:56tiny tom i get it i get it i think i get
25:05don't be peeking at my no looking at the bride before the wedding all right very good charles
25:11splendid a couple of good choices here lynn ray we'll ask you to make one right now tiny tom
25:20said i'm a leg man that's why i just married a giraffe a giraffe
25:29they're booing giraffe they're booing giraffe they're booing giraffe this has been such a
25:35nice audience you had that beautiful creature with the doe-like eyes yes you know there was
25:39something about those eyes i looked deeply into them and i thought giraffe giraffe
25:44thank you
25:51they like the second giraffe around come on fat lady show us your answer i want to remind
25:56the america once more that i haven't had a cigarette for 14 days her mind isn't working
26:02i said he married a stocking
26:05oh that's the best thing i've ever heard
26:11you'll be all right we'll get you a fix later charles wouldn't we get arlene francis
26:18centipede centipede
26:24patty we're looking for a giraffe table a table
26:27what do you got a giraffe there caterpillar a caterpillar how about a little giraffe
26:32a centipede a centipede
26:36well giraffe for the well one giraffe for the lady okay that means
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28:08listen you are grand to join us join us next time for match game 76 gene rayburn here
28:12bye
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