Tweenies: Series 3: Cut
Max uses his video camera to film a day in the life of the Tweenies - but nothing goes the way he planned.
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00:00I'm Fizz!
00:03And I'm Jake!
00:06Come and play!
00:08Hey, hey, are you ready to play?
00:11Why don't you come and play? It's time to come and play
00:14Why don't you come and play with the Tweenie?
00:19Cut!
00:24Tweenie clock? Where will it stop?
00:30Showtime!
00:36One finger, one thumb!
00:38Sing it with us!
00:40One finger, one thumb, keep moving
00:42One finger, one thumb, keep moving
00:44One finger, one thumb, keep moving
00:46We'll all be merry and bright
00:49This time, one finger, one thumb and one arm
00:53One finger, one thumb, one arm, keep moving
00:57One finger, one thumb, one arm, keep moving
01:00One finger, one thumb, one arm, keep moving
01:03One finger, one thumb, one arm, keep moving
01:06We'll all be merry and bright
01:08Oh yeah, I did it!
01:10One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg this time!
01:14One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, keep moving
01:18One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, keep moving
01:21One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, keep moving
01:24We'll all be merry and bright
01:26Now you've all got to nod your heads this time!
01:31One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, one nod of the head, keep moving
01:35One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, one nod of the head, keep moving
01:39One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, one nod of the head, keep moving
01:44We'll all be merry and bright
01:46Oh, have you got any more of this?
01:48Yes, sit down and stand up!
01:50How?
01:51Oh, it's getting very high, yeah!
01:55One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, one nod of the head, sit down, stand up, keep moving
02:00One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, one nod of the head, sit down, stand up, keep moving
02:06One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, one nod of the head, sit down, stand up, keep moving
02:11We'll all be merry and bright
02:18Come on, yeah!
02:20So, what shall we do now then?
02:23Oh, I can't think
02:25You could make some puppets
02:27Who said that?
02:29I did, over here
02:31I said, you could make some puppets
02:33Oh yeah, and a little doggy
02:36Oh, isn't it sweet?
02:38Hang on, hang on, hello Judy
02:41Hello folks, what did you think of my Delilah then?
02:44Delilah?
02:46Brilliant Judy, you've made her from a sock, haven't you?
02:49I have indeed Bella, yes
02:50Oh, smelly old sock!
02:53It's perfectly clean, thank you Milo
02:55Oh, socks make great puppets, because if you fold the foot part inside, it makes a mouth, see?
03:01Oh yeah, and Puppet can talk to you
03:06Hey, hello Pup
03:08Hey Doodles, I'm hungry, got any bones to spare?
03:12Well, I don't think I, with that as to say, no
03:17Thanks a lot Doodles
03:21She's really great Judy
03:23I want to make a puppet too
03:25Can we please?
03:27Of course you can
03:29You can make puppets out of all kinds of things, that just sucks
03:32Have a look at what we've got here and see what you can come up with
03:36Aha, I know what I could make with this
03:39And what about you Fizz?
03:41Oh, I'm going to make a pink cat
03:45And these can be her whiskers
03:51Bright idea time!
03:53Can you give me some of those straws please Fizz?
03:55Yep
03:56Thank you
03:57And what do you want to make Jake?
03:59I wanted to make something little Judy
04:01Oh, well, why not make a finger puppet?
04:04Look, I've cut the fingers off this old glove
04:07Now, what can you make with that?
04:09Oh yeah, I got it, what about a fly?
04:13A fly?
04:15Why not?
04:20A fly?
04:22Maybe?
04:24A nice flower?
04:26I'd like to make a ball thing
04:28A whiskers?
04:30A branch?
04:32A spider?
04:34A spider?
04:36A spider?
04:51That's great
05:10Finish!
05:12Well done everyone
05:14They're looking great
05:15Oh, well done, everyone! They're looking great!
05:19Later on, we can do a puppet show, Judy!
05:22Yeah!
05:23Spider-oonie!
05:25Get off!
05:27Hello, I'm back!
05:29Yeah!
05:31Let's just tidy up here, then.
05:33Come here!
05:34Oh, I'll tidy up, then, shall I?
05:36Quack, quack, quack, quack!
05:38Hey, that's not fair!
05:40All right, all right, calm down, you lot.
05:43Stand back, and I'll show you.
05:47Wowee!
05:48A video camera!
05:50We've got one like that at home.
05:52Actually, ours is a bit smaller, though.
05:54And guess what I'm gonna film today?
05:57Us!
05:59You, yes!
06:00I thought I could make a video called
06:02A Day in the Life of the Tweenies.
06:04Oh, yeah!
06:06What do we have to do, Max?
06:07Oh, well, nothing special, Milo.
06:09I'll just follow you around and film all the things
06:11that you usually get up to, eh?
06:12Oh, yeah!
06:13Oh, can Duddas be in it, Max?
06:15Of course, Doodles will be in it.
06:17And Judy, too, Max!
06:18Oh, yes, and Judy, too!
06:19Oh, no, he's not gonna film me.
06:21Oh, I'm really shy of cameras.
06:23I'd best keep out of the way.
06:25OK, then.
06:26Well, let's get going, then, eh?
06:28Right, now, I'll just turn it on.
06:30All right.
06:32Yes, we are recording.
06:34So why don't you start by introducing yourselves?
06:36OK, then, I'll go first.
06:38Hello, my name is Jake.
06:40Hello, hello!
06:41Oh, Milo, and I'm really cool!
06:43And I'm Bella, and I'm the oldest.
06:45And I'm Needle.
06:46Bella can't see me!
06:48Oh, I haven't finished!
06:50What do you mean, cut?
06:52Oh, that's what us film directors say
06:54when we want to stop filming Jake.
06:56Cut!
06:58Oh, now, you don't have to come too close, you know.
07:00Can we see ourselves, Max?
07:02Can I see through the camera, Max, please?
07:04Oh, please, Max!
07:05I'll go first, Bella!
07:06I can't see!
07:07All right, all right, quiet!
07:09Now, if you all gather round sensibly,
07:11I'll show you what you just did.
07:13All right.
07:14I'll just plug in the camera, yeah.
07:16And then I'll press play.
07:18That should be it.
07:20My shoes!
07:21Oh, there we are!
07:22Yes, there I am!
07:23It's me!
07:24Oh!
07:25My nails!
07:26Wow!
07:27Can't get any better, my nails!
07:28Hey, Jake!
07:29Oh, it's me!
07:30I look cool!
07:31Yeah!
07:32Oh, I can't see!
07:33You can't see me, Max!
07:34They're in the way!
07:35Oh, God!
07:36I see you all got too close to the camera.
07:38Now, next time we film something,
07:40just act normally, OK?
07:42No pushing and shoving like that, all right?
07:44Sorry, Max!
07:45Now, what were you doing before I arrived?
07:47We were making puppets with Judy!
07:49Yeah, yeah, she's still there, look!
07:51Oh, wonderful!
07:52Oh, well, let's go and film Judy and the puppets, then, eh?
07:55Yeah!
07:56Quietly, quietly, quietly.
07:57Shh!
08:01Hello, Judy!
08:04What?
08:05Oh, no, Max, don't film me!
08:07No, I don't want to be filmed!
08:09Oh!
08:11Cut!
08:14I think Judy's a bit shy, Max.
08:16I think you're right, Bella.
08:18Oh, never mind.
08:19Look, I'll film you lot talking about your puppets instead.
08:22Oh, OK!
08:23Now, standing behind the table over there
08:25so I can see you all.
08:26You'll film me, Max!
08:27Yes, I will.
08:28Standing by me.
08:29Yes, I'm ready now, I think.
08:31And action!
08:33Oh, sorry, action means go!
08:36Oh, right.
08:37No, no, no, no, not go away!
08:39Go on!
08:40Oh, look, go on, then.
08:42Fizz, why don't you start, eh?
08:44What?
08:45Yes.
08:46I don't know what to say!
08:47Well...
08:48Um...
08:49Oh, what about you boys, eh?
08:51What have you made, eh?
08:54Fly.
08:56Oh.
08:57I've made a...
08:58I've made a spider!
09:00Oh!
09:01Oh, and how did you make that, Milo?
09:04I don't know.
09:05Just, um...
09:06Just made it.
09:10I'll show you my puppet, Max!
09:12Oh, OK, then.
09:13Bella!
09:14Right.
09:15Well, I've made a cow, see?
09:16Oh, yes.
09:17I stuck this material on some card...
09:18Very good.
09:19And cut out the cow shapes.
09:21And these sticks are her legs
09:23so that she can walk.
09:24Right.
09:25Moo!
09:26Moo!
09:27Oh!
09:28Hey, Bella!
09:30The cow's moved her head off!
09:33Cut!
09:37Oh.
09:38Aha.
09:39Let's have another go at filming Judy, eh?
09:41She just needs to get used to the camera, that's all.
09:43Right, here I go.
09:47And here we see Judy
09:49making everything look lovely.
09:51Let's see if we can have a few words with her.
09:53Um...
09:54What are you doing here, Judy?
09:56Oh, I'm just putting on...
09:57Oh, no, Max!
09:58Hey!
09:59I told you I don't want you to!
10:01Oh, dear.
10:02Oh, I'm sorry, Judy.
10:04Max!
10:05Oh, Bella.
10:06Bella, yes?
10:07Would you like to film us singing a song, Max?
10:09Oh, yeah.
10:10Now, that would be lovely.
10:11Yes.
10:12Yes, it's about time we did some proper filming.
10:14It's got actions as well!
10:16Oh, wonderful.
10:17You don't have to shout.
10:18All right.
10:19Off you go, then.
10:20And...
10:21Action!
10:24Right.
10:25My hands upon my head I place
10:27On my shoulders, on my face
10:29On my hips I place them so
10:31Then bend down to touch my toe
10:33Now I raise them up so high
10:35Make my fingers fairly fly
10:37Now I clap them
10:39One, two, three
10:43Then I fold them silently
10:46Oh, that was great, girls!
10:48Let's do it again!
10:49Yeah!
10:50Yes!
10:51Hold on.
10:52My hands upon my head I place
10:54On my shoulders, on my face
10:56On my hips I place them so
10:58Then bend down to touch my toe
11:00Now I raise them up so high
11:02Make my fingers...
11:03What are you laughing at, Max?
11:05Shut up!
11:06Shut up!
11:07What's on your mind?
11:08Are you trying to get us all mad?
11:10No, no, no.
11:11No, no, no.
11:12All right!
11:13There's no reason why...
11:14Why are you laughing?
11:15Why are you laughing?
11:16Quiet, you lot!
11:17Now, calm down.
11:18Oh, I don't know.
11:19Cut!
11:20Well, come on, James.
11:21We can't go there.
11:22Ready?
11:23Yeah.
11:24Whoa!
11:25Yay!
11:30Ah, now this will make a lovely scene.
11:33Yes, here we can see everyone playing happily in the garden.
11:40Ah, and there's Doodles, on camera for the first time.
11:44Oh, Doodles!
11:45Come over here, boy.
11:46Come and say hello.
11:47Come on.
11:48Hey, what are you doing, Max?
11:50Oh, hello, Doodles.
11:51You're going to be a star.
11:54Oh, a film star, eh?
11:56Me?
11:57Well, I'm ready for my close-up.
12:00Hello!
12:01Doodles here.
12:02Hello!
12:03Oh, no, no, Doodles.
12:04Don't push like that.
12:05No, no, no.
12:06Stay where you are.
12:07No, Doodles, stop that.
12:10Cut!
12:11No, no, no.
12:12Oh, I'm all right.
12:13I'm all right.
12:14Oh, let's keep going.
12:15Let's keep going.
12:16Hey, Max, why don't you film us coming down the slide?
12:19Oh, yeah.
12:20Good idea, Jake.
12:21Yes, just wait until I get into position.
12:23Right.
12:24Hang on.
12:25Right.
12:26Ready, Jake?
12:27And...
12:28Action!
12:29Wahey!
12:30Oh, very good.
12:31Thanks.
12:32Here comes Milo Max Super Slider.
12:35Ready for me, Max?
12:36Yes, yes.
12:37And...
12:38Action!
12:39Steady on, Milo.
12:40No, no, careful.
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13:50See you later, all right?
14:00Hang on a minute! I've just had the best idea ever for something Max can film!
14:07But we'll need Judy to help us.
14:10That's no good, Bella. Judy's shy of the camera.
14:14Yeah, she'll never let Max film her!
14:16Bella, don't worry, cos Judy'll never be seen in this film, and you won't see much of us either!
14:22Now, come on, chop-chop!
14:28Trainy clock! Achoo! Where will it stop?
14:39Surprise time!
14:42All right, now, come on, doodles!
14:45Yes, yes, enough of that. Now, ready, everyone?
14:48Yes, Max!
14:50OK, Bella, and...action!
14:53Right, um, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our puppet show!
14:57Quick, Bella! I'm coming!
15:01Oh, no, wait!
15:03This is a song all about an old lady who swallowed a fly!
15:09Jake, where's your fly?
15:11Oh, all right.
15:12Come on, Jakey!
15:13Oh, Jane, no!
15:16I know an old lady who swallowed a fly
15:19I don't know why she swallowed that fly
15:22Perhaps she'll die
15:27I know an old lady who swallowed a spider
15:31That wriggled and jiggled and squiggled inside her
15:35She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
15:37I don't know why she swallowed the fly
15:40Perhaps she'll die
15:42Max, get back or you won't see the puppet!
15:45And it's my cat now!
15:47Oh, go away, Max!
15:50I know an old lady who swallowed a cat
15:54Fancy that she swallowed a cat
15:57She swallowed the cat to catch the spider
16:00That wriggled and jiggled and squiggled inside her
16:03She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
16:06I don't know why she swallowed the fly
16:09Perhaps she'll die
16:12This is brilliant!
16:13Yes, I love my pink cat!
16:15Where's Judy? It's her bit now!
16:17I think she's hiding somewhere. She's too shy to watch!
16:23I know an old lady who swallowed a dog
16:27My, what a hog to swallow a dog!
16:30She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
16:33She swallowed the cat to catch the spider
16:35That wriggled and jiggled and squiggled inside her
16:38She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
16:41I don't know why she swallowed the fly
16:43Perhaps she'll die
16:46Oh, here comes Bella's cow!
16:51I know an old lady who swallowed a cow
16:55I don't know how she swallowed a cow
16:59She swallowed the cow to catch the dog
17:01She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
17:03She swallowed the cat to catch the spider
17:05That wriggled and jiggled and squiggled inside her
17:08She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
17:11I don't know why she swallowed the fly
17:14Perhaps she'll die
17:21I know an old lady who swallowed a horse
17:25She said, of course!
17:29The end!
17:31Bravo! Now take a bow!
17:35Well done, everyone! That was brilliant!
17:37Well done, Judy! I've finally got you on my video!
17:41Oh, Max, no!
17:43Oh, help me, everyone!
17:46Cut!
17:48Oh, Max, no!
17:54Oh, Max, no!