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01:00Pashu, pashu, pashu.
01:05Yalla, shoop-a-shoop-a-dash
01:09Dash, dash, dash, dash
01:13Yalla, shoop-a-shoop-a-dash
01:17Dash, dash, dash, dash
01:21Dash, dash, dash, dash
01:25Dash, dash, dash, dash
01:29Dash, dash, dash, dash
01:33Yalla, shoop-a-shoop-a-dash
01:37Dash, dash, dash, dash
01:41Dash, dash, dash, dash
01:53Dash, dash, dash, dash
01:57Dash, dash, dash, dash
02:01Yalla, shoop-a-shoop-a-dash
02:05Dash, dash, dash, dash
02:09Yalla, shoop-a-shoop-a-dash
02:13Dash, dash, dash, dash
02:17Yalla, shoop-a-shoop-a-dash
02:21Dash, dash, dash, dash
02:25Yalla, shoop-a-shoop-a-dash
02:30Music
02:47Listen, Ahmed.
02:49I have an important task for you.
02:52To monitor the shop.
02:54We received a report that this shop has some suspicious activities.
02:58Anyway, the shop's name and address are in the report.
03:02This is your first task.
03:04I hope you do it properly.
03:07I will do my best.
03:09I want a detailed report about the shop.
03:12And the type of goods that enter the shop and leave it.
03:16God willing, I will do my best.
03:18You know, Ahmed, that this is a secret mission.
03:21That's why you need to disguise yourself.
03:24So that you don't attract attention.
03:27God willing.
03:29Music
03:35God bless you all.
03:37I pray for you every day.
03:39Dhareer, I can't see you.
03:40Of course I can't see you.
03:41I can't hear you.
03:42Dhareer, Dhareer.
03:43Hello, hello, hello.
03:45Dhareer, I'm tired.
03:47Hello, hello, hello.
03:49Hello, hello, hello.
03:50I'm tired.
03:53Yes, I have the operations.
03:55Arsal, Arsal.
03:57There's someone here with no ID.
03:59He's sitting in the place I told you about.
04:02I know, I know.
04:03I'm sure it's not him.
04:04Because there can't be two of them in the same area.
04:08God bless you all.
04:11God bless you all.
04:13God bless you all.
04:16Music
04:45Music
05:11953 Riyals a day?
05:17Apparently, this is better than any job.
05:22Oh, I forgot to write a report.
05:31I deserve to be forgotten.
05:36God bless you all.
05:39It's a good thing, Ahmed, that you completed your mission on time.
05:49What's this, Ahmed?
05:51This is my resignation.
05:53You and your resignation. How did you resign?
05:55Actually, I got a loan.
05:59What's the surprise loan you got?
06:02I got 953 Riyals.
06:05What?
06:07953 Riyals?
06:10I'm sorry, I mean, as long as you're alive.
06:12I rented a house.
06:15I rent it on a daily basis.
06:17God bless you.
06:19Anyway, I'm not going to stand in your way.
06:23And that's why I'm signing your resignation.
06:25But despite your job, it's a national duty.
06:27And everyone wants it.
06:30Signing your resignation.
06:35God bless you.
06:37Here you go.
06:41Thank you very much.
06:43God bless you.
06:45I'm so tired.
06:47What are you talking about, Ahmed?
06:49What's wrong with you?
06:51I mean, I have to go and clear my rights.
06:54I have to go.
07:00Oh, God.
07:02I'm so tired.
07:04Oh, God.
07:06Oh, God.
07:08Oh, God.
07:10I'm so tired.
07:12I'm so tired.
07:18Come in.
07:20Hello.
07:22Sir.
07:24We received this report yesterday.
07:26About a man living in the area.
07:28His name is Sheen 33.
07:31Is Sheen 33 in charge of this area or not?
07:34Yes, sir.
07:36What do you mean, yes, sir?
07:38You know that this is a lively and sensitive area.
07:40How could you leave him?
07:42Sir, he's been living here since yesterday.
07:44He's blind.
07:46But he can't see us.
07:48He's your son.
07:50Okay, listen.
07:52Send him to the police station.
07:54Right now.
07:56Arrest him and bring him to us.
07:58So that he can speak and behave.
08:00Then you can bring him to me.
08:02I want to clear my rights with him.
08:04Okay, sir.
08:06Let's go.
08:08I'm so tired.
08:10I'm so tired.
08:12I'm so tired.
08:14I'm so tired.
08:20Oh, God.
08:22I can't do it.
08:24I can't do it.
08:26I can't do it.
08:28I can't do it.
08:30Peace be upon you.
08:32Peace be upon you, too.
08:34What?
08:36Peace be upon you, too.
08:38Who are you talking to?
08:40He's my friend.
08:43I can't do it.
08:45I can't do it.
08:47What do you think?
08:49He's the guy we caught yesterday.
08:53Let him stay with me, and go get the other two.
08:56I'll be waiting for you.
09:06Don't tell me you're not ashamed.
09:09What makes you go to this area?
09:13Believe me, I forgot my glasses.
09:16I didn't mean to.
09:18I was just walking down the street.
09:21I swear it's great.
09:24It's great, isn't it?
09:27It's great, isn't it?
09:30Do you think this is a joke?
09:33Why?
09:35Or is this a joke for everyone?
09:37I found a street, and I found a street.
09:40Or did the street become your father's street?
09:44Believe me, I'm sorry.
09:46I won't do it again.
09:48But please, forgive me.
09:50I'm a human being.
09:52Shut up.
09:54Shut up, and don't say a word.
09:59I'm sorry.
10:02I'm sorry.
10:06You're not a human being?
10:10You're not stupid?
10:13How many times have you said,
10:16you're a big insect, you're a big insect?
10:18I'm your age.
10:20Now, you're a human being.
10:24How many times have you said,
10:27you're a big insect?
10:29This is a place with a foundation.
10:33Can't you hear me?
10:37I'm not a human being, this is my street.
10:40Shut up, and don't say a word.
10:44You're a big insect?
10:47I don't want to be a big insect.
10:51How many times have you said,
10:54this is a map, you're distributing,
10:56come and take this map,
10:58take the map,
11:00to all the areas of our institution.
11:05The area where you and I were,
11:08this insect and this insect,
11:11there was a beggar who followed us.
11:14Enough, enough, Aker, don't make me angry.
11:17Listen,
11:20I'm going to apologize for the last time.
11:25Because the truth is,
11:27I'm fed up.
11:30If I see you again,
11:33in any area,
11:36you're going to see something terrible.
11:39For example, excuse me,
11:42we don't have time for this nonsense.
11:44And you,
11:46tell our supervisors,
11:49to follow them step by step.
11:52I want them to become like the shadow.
11:54And if they come back,
11:56come and tell me.
11:58Go ahead.
12:03Listen, insect,
12:06I swear,
12:08listen,
12:10who are you?
12:12How, how, how?
12:15I swear,
12:17I took your breath away.
12:20I took my breath away,
12:22by force, from you.
12:25How, how, how?
12:27I don't know why I'm wearing this color,
12:29you think I'm a fridge in front of you.
12:31Who are you?
12:33I swear,
12:36it seems that you,
12:39it seems that you,
12:41I think that,
12:44I have a solution for you.
12:48What solution?
12:50The truth is,
12:52after intensive monitoring,
12:54of your generous person,
12:56we discovered your talents.
12:58So I say,
13:00we prepare you,
13:02we protect you,
13:04and you do the work.
13:0660% for us,
13:08and 40% for you.
13:10I mean, you, you,
13:12what is the nature of your work?
13:14We are not proud of anything limited.
13:18We are not proud of anything modern.
13:21Not like those who say,
13:23how, how, how?
13:25We don't know how to say that.
13:28We are not proud of its origin.
13:31We are not proud of the computer.
13:33It doesn't have the old methods.
13:36No.
13:38We are not proud of a 100% guaranteed success.
13:45Come, my dear.
13:46Come, I'll show you the map.
13:48Come.
13:50Come with me.
13:52Come with me.
13:53Where?
13:54Come.
13:59All that you see here,
14:02this is the map of Riyadh.
14:04Really?
14:05Yes.
14:06This is our house, of course.
14:08Thank God,
14:10and His blessings.
14:12Approximately,
14:14let's see, for example,
14:15you have Shari'a Al-Layya Al-Aam.
14:17Shari'a Al-Layya Al-Aam is now considered
14:193 or 4 under our control.
14:21Masha'Allah.
14:23Come with me, my dear.
14:24Where do I go?
14:25Come.
14:27I would like to show you some examples
14:30of how we increase our activity
14:33and the mistakes we make.
14:36Come with me to Shari'a Al-Layya Al-Aam
14:38and some of the places.
14:57Shari'a Al-Layya Al-Aam
15:02Did you see that?
15:04Approximately,
15:063 or 4 cities in Riyadh
15:09are under our control.
15:11Masha'Allah.
15:12Do you know the temperature in the weather forecast?
15:16No, but you saw this with me
15:18and thought that
15:20you connected it with me.
15:22Yes, maybe.
15:24In fact, we have an ambitious plan
15:27and a serious expansion plan
15:30to transform our activities
15:32and not be limited to the city of Riyadh.
15:35We are now entering Jeddah,
15:37insha'Allah.
15:38From Jeddah,
15:39we will take a small step
15:41and then we will move to Mecca.
15:43Allah is greater than Mecca, my man.
15:45Allah, Allah, Allah.
15:47Mecca Al-Mukarrama
15:49is the only city
15:52that doesn't have a season.
15:5424 hours of work.
15:57You see something extraordinary.
16:00You want to leave this place.
16:02You want to leave this place.
16:04Something amazing.
16:07You feel that this is your natural place.
16:10We have an ambitious plan
16:12to move from our main center in Riyadh
16:15to our main center in Mecca.
16:17But there is also something more important.
16:20It is not limited to Mecca only.
16:22By the will of Allah,
16:24we will move it to all parts of the Kingdom.
16:27My man.
16:29This is the citizenship.
16:31This is the citizenship.
16:33But I want to ask you something.
16:35These activities that you showed me,
16:37these maps,
16:38the many activities that we have,
16:40aren't you afraid of
16:42a revolution?
16:44Who?
16:45A revolution.
16:47Aren't you afraid of it?
16:49A revolution.
16:51A revolution.
16:53I feel like I heard this name.
16:55A revolution.
16:57Why do you feel like you heard this name?
16:59I don't know.
17:01Let me call my secretary.
17:03Secretary Al-Aziz.
17:05Secretary Al-Aziz.
17:09Yes.
17:10Take this gentleman.
17:13Stop.
17:14No, no.
17:15Sahra is our son now.
17:17No, no.
17:18We have to win these awards.
17:23Come on.
17:24The kiss is outside.
17:27Give him a tour of our departments.
17:29Our department?
17:30Yes.
17:31But don't hit him.
17:32That's enough.
17:33My secretary.
17:40General management of planning and development.
17:43One of the tasks of management...
17:45No, wait.
17:46One of the tasks of management
17:48is to collect city maps
17:50and determine the locations of mosques,
17:52markets, and public places.
17:54And they have a training center.
17:56Specialized.
17:58And in this center,
17:59there are several departments.
18:00Excellent.
18:01I didn't tell you what I think of it.
18:02Yes, right.
18:04Let's go see the management.
18:10How do you inspire customers' compassion?
18:13It's an important question, guys.
18:15And each of us should have an answer to it.
18:19I'll tell you the answer.
18:21I, God willing,
18:23got this.
18:25And I was shocked.
18:27And how many of me?
18:29Five people.
18:30How many of me?
18:31Five people.
18:33And I was shocked.
18:34Five people.
18:35How many?
18:36Five people.
18:37How many?
18:38Five people.
18:39God bless you.
18:40Peace be upon you.
18:41And upon you.
18:42Peace be upon you.
18:43Oh, my God.
18:44What are these?
18:45This is a training class
18:47on marketing in accidents.
18:49This is the coach.
18:51How many of me?
18:53Let me finish.
18:54Go ahead.
18:55He's in a hurry.
18:56This is the teacher.
18:57He's a liar.
18:58He's a liar?
18:59No, he's a liar.
19:00He's a liar.
19:01What?
19:02He's a liar.
19:03God bless you.
19:04God bless you all.
19:05I say,
19:06this is the colleague
19:07who's in charge of marketing
19:08and marketing.
19:09He's a liar.
19:10No, no.
19:11No, no, no.
19:12He's in charge of something else.
19:13Something else.
19:14Is he an academic or an expert?
19:17Your position is up.
19:19Up.
19:20You're the one whose position is up.
19:23Up.
19:24You're the moon
19:25and everyone around you.
19:26Right?
19:27Right.
19:28You're the gift.
19:29You're the generosity.
19:30You're the taste.
19:31You're the taste.
19:32You're the generosity.
19:33You're the generosity.
19:34You're present and absent.
19:36Present.
19:37Poetry
19:38is our language.
19:40Generosity
19:41is our language.
19:43Do you understand?
19:44No.
19:45Go ahead.
19:46Peace be upon you.
19:47And upon you.
19:48Welcome.
19:49Wow, a wedding.
19:50I know, I know.
19:51They're training
19:52to become married.
19:53Married.
19:54They're getting married.
19:55Neither this nor that
19:56and none of that.
19:57This class
19:58is to train
19:59poetry.
20:00Do you know the poet?
20:02Melqat bin Jamar.
20:04What?
20:05Melqat
20:06Melqat bin Jamar.
20:08He's a poet.
20:09He's a genius.
20:10Hello.
20:11Hello and welcome.
20:12Poetry is for you, poet.
20:13No, no.
20:14Poetry is to spread
20:15and spread goodness
20:16as a gift to all
20:17family and friends.
20:18He's training
20:19to become a poet.
20:20Yes.
20:21Hello, hello.
20:22Go ahead.
20:23Hello, hello.
20:24Let's get back to our topic.
20:26Poetry
20:27is a necessity.
20:29A necessity
20:30through poetry
20:31is what we need.
20:32It's needed
20:33by people
20:34like you.
20:36Our topic
20:37is you.
20:38It's you.
20:39It's you.
20:40Your place
20:41is above.
20:42Above.
20:43Today's lesson
20:44is about
20:45passing signs.
20:46What do I have?
20:47Passing signs.
20:48That's right.
20:49We'll start
20:50with this.
20:53No, no.
20:54Listen to me
20:55before I tell you.
20:56You see,
20:57passing signs
20:58need a little movement.
20:59A little movement.
21:00Like this.
21:01Can you see
21:02the movement?
21:03It needs
21:04movement.
21:05That's right.
21:06Now,
21:07if we say
21:08red
21:09means
21:10attacking cars.
21:12Cars will stop
21:13and attack.
21:14What does that mean?
21:15Red means
21:16attacking cars.
21:17That's right.
21:18Yellow
21:19means
21:20getting ready.
21:21Getting ready
21:22to escape.
21:23Do you understand?
21:24Yes.
21:25Green
21:26means
21:27escaping.
21:28What does
21:29escaping mean?
21:30Escaping.
21:31Escaping
21:32and spreading.
21:33Peace be upon you.
21:34Peace be upon you.
21:35Oh, God.
21:36Why are you sitting like this?
21:37This is a class
21:38they train
21:39on passing signs.
21:40So,
21:41the ground
21:42is the easiest
21:43to get up
21:44because
21:45they apply it
21:46practically.
21:47So, they move a little,
21:48sit a little,
21:49and stand a little.
21:50You know,
21:51this teacher,
21:52my dear teacher,
21:53Heimer Ibn Khayyad,
21:54during the summer.
21:55He's a gardener.
21:56He's a gardener.
21:57Now,
21:58we'll call him.
21:59No.
22:00I'll say,
22:01what happened to my training?
22:02Your training is ready.
22:03It's ready.
22:04What is this?
22:05This is a teacher
22:06who wants to learn.
22:07This is in the second class.
22:08He's training.
22:09What is this?
22:10It's for accidents.
22:11Oh.
22:12What are you doing?
22:13Get up.
22:14Get up.
22:15Get up.
22:16Get up.
22:17Come on.
22:18Get out of here
22:19or he'll kill you.
22:20How do you apply this?
22:21Green or red?
22:22I don't know.
22:23Maybe we should
22:24do a tattoo or something.
22:35How was the tour?
22:36It was fun.
22:37It was good.
22:38Now,
22:39you're
22:40the best example
22:41of this
22:42training
22:43that we're giving you.
22:44It's not like
22:45this tiredness,
22:46this
22:47people next to you,
22:48this
22:49crowd.
22:50This was the first time
22:51we were training
22:52Bahrain.
22:53It was
22:54the first time
22:55we were training
22:56Bahrain.
22:57We were training
22:58Bahrain.
22:59We were training
23:00Bahrain.
23:01We were training
23:02Bahrain.
23:03Bahrain was
23:04a good man,
23:05a good man.
23:06He did his duty
23:07as best he could.
23:08But we went to
23:09Morocco
23:10and he ruined it.
23:11I didn't ruin it.
23:12I...
23:13Shut up!
23:14Shut up!
23:15Not a word!
23:16And you're
23:17talking face to face.
23:18The reports
23:19that were written
23:20about you
23:21are like
23:22the reports
23:23of the
23:24war.
23:25You're
23:26a traitor.
23:27You're
23:28a traitor.
23:29You're
23:30a traitor.
23:31You're
23:32like your face.
23:35He said you didn't
23:37ruin it.
23:38I've been
23:43stuck with these
23:44cocks for 24 hours.
23:45Life is long.
23:46No one
23:47gives you
23:48any cash now.
23:49Every time I tell
23:50them I'm a traitor
23:51and I're wasting
23:52my money.
23:53They tell me
23:54take this
23:55memory card
23:56and that memory card.
23:57Of course,
23:59and
24:22Do you want to grow a head?
24:24Do you want to grow a head?
24:26Headaches and other things?
24:28Or do you want to fly away?
24:30Oh, my dear brother!
24:32Oh, insect!
24:34Oh, Tafi!
24:36Oh, Wadi!
24:38If you want to fly,
24:40choose the right time.
24:42Two o'clock at night, for example.
24:44Three o'clock.
24:46People are sweating.
24:48They are nervous.
24:50They are sad.
24:52They are emotional.
24:54They are sad.
24:56This is the right time.
24:58This is the right time, my dear brother.
25:00The long lecture
25:02has arrived.
25:04Do you understand?
25:06Yes, we understand.
25:08Go ahead
25:10and specify the section
25:12if you want to change
25:14these memos to vouchers.
25:16I will change them.
25:20Have you finished the tour
25:22in the company's offices?
25:24Yes.
25:26Take a field tour.
25:28You will get to know
25:30the company's activities
25:32in nature.
25:34Visit more than one site.
25:50This is one of the
25:52members of our company.
25:54They have designated the
25:56Sarraf site.
25:58That's strange.
26:00Did I know that the Sarraf
26:02was designated for the Harim?
26:04No.
26:06This plan has been revealed.
26:08We have turned the Harim
26:10into other methods.
26:12Okay.
26:14Don't be afraid of us.
26:16We are not afraid of you.
26:18Don't be afraid of us.
26:20In the name of God.
26:22We are the revolutionaries.
26:26The revolutionaries.
26:28The revolutionaries
26:30are like the revolutionaries
26:32of the commercial fraud
26:34and consumer protection.
26:36They sleep
26:38and don't know anything.
26:40Do you understand?
26:42They say
26:44that the revolutionaries
26:46are like the revolutionaries
26:48of the consumer protection.
26:50Do you understand?
26:52Let's go.
26:58Peace be upon you.
27:00Peace be upon you, too.
27:02I had an accident
27:04and five people died.
27:06May God help you.
27:17He's gone.
27:19Why?
27:21He's one of the
27:23executives of the company.
27:25If a car stops
27:27and its owner gives it to him,
27:29he says,
27:31it's useless.
27:33Do you want to sell it
27:35to the editor,
27:37the mechanic,
27:39or the infidel?
27:41It's better for the customer.
27:43What do you think of me?
27:46The Revolutionaries
27:49are like the revolutionaries
27:51of the consumer protection.
27:53They sleep
27:55and don't know anything.
27:57They sleep
27:59and don't know anything.
28:01They sleep
28:03and don't know anything.
28:05It's better for the customer.
28:07What do you think of me?
28:09It's better for the customer.
28:11It's better
28:13You're tired and in the hospital
28:15and you want a treatment for only 50 riyals?
28:18Yes!
28:19I have to!
28:20And you're drunk!
28:21You don't want to give it to me?
28:22No, no, I want it, I want it!
28:23Get out, get out!
28:34Hello!
28:35Where have you been for the last few days?
28:37A break?
28:38My mom is sick
28:40Is it bad?
28:42Your mom?
28:43The manager is very sad
28:45and you have to spend the day with me
28:47and the treatment
28:48We have a lot of accounts
28:50Do you understand?
28:52God willing
29:04Did you get the treatment?
29:05Yes, yes
29:06With you?
29:07Yes
29:08One
29:10Two
29:12Three
29:13Here you go
29:20Begging?
29:21Begging?
29:22You're afraid of begging?
29:24Do you want me to drop them?
29:26Let's go
29:42Aaaaah!