Campus Police | movie | 2016 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Campus Police is a mockumentary film chronicling a week in the line of duty for two campus police officers at a college  | dG1fcDVCSnJrV2Z6Y00

Transcript

00:00Okay. You ready? Okay. I'm Officer Colin McCoy. I have been a campus police officer for five

00:19years. Next up, Officer Dan Foley. The D is silent. At first glance, this place may seem

00:25like a sweet little college town. Don't let him deceive you. What seems to be the problem,

00:30officers? Approximately a little bit ago, there was a man spotted in the Center for

00:35the Arts flashing his little general. We intend to get to the bottom of it. If we really want

00:39to get something out of these people, we've got to change up our interrogation tactics

00:42a little bit. Get more intense on them. It seems that we've got bad guys. Who's the flasher?

00:46I don't know who it is. Or maybe you are the flasher. The flasher is a man. I'm terrified.

00:52I've been in my apartment all morning. We are on the trail of a potentially dangerous drug.

00:56You want to be the narcs. I don't have to tell you anything. Why aren't people taking us more

01:00seriously? We're the only good cops in Corrupt Town, Foley. Oh, hiya, boys. Save it, you smug

01:06bastard. Calm down, Dan. The D is silent. How would you pronounce that, Dan? That's not my name!

01:23You go high, I'll go low.

01:27He's resisting! Go! Go! We gotta go!

01:35Hola. Como esta usted?

01:48What have you done to him?

01:53No!

01:57It's amazing. It's a full-blown conspiracy.

02:01Who the hell are you guys?

02:04Who are we?

02:08We're the bitches that are about to make your life a whole lot more difficult.

02:15So somebody who you don't know, that you didn't invite to a party he couldn't have known about,

02:20got in, and now he won't leave. Something like that.

02:25I smell something fishy.

02:30I smell it too, McCoy.