TBATS: Ian Red, natagpuan na ang nawawalang kapatid!
Aired (October 13, 2024): Sino kaya sa tatlong nag gagandahang tambay ang kauna-unahang tatanghaling bilang Ms. Genggeng 2024?
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00:00Yes!
00:01We have a lot of energy tonight!
00:03Good evening, everyone!
00:05Hello, Kapuso!
00:06Oh my!
00:07What a crazy night!
00:08We're going to bring you
00:10and of course,
00:11with me again,
00:12the one and only,
00:13Nuno Sabunso!
00:15Why is my intro to him like that?
00:18Let's welcome from Quezon City!
00:21Here's Booboy Villar!
00:25Booboy!
00:26Mwah!
00:27I love you, my friend!
00:28Wow! Your intro to me was so good!
00:30Nuno Sabunso!
00:31But wait!
00:32Good evening, T-Bot!
00:36Thank you so much!
00:37And you thought of bringing me back here?
00:40Yes!
00:41And because of that,
00:42hello to you, Tekla!
00:44What do you want from him?
00:45I wish you all the best there,
00:47not in hell!
00:51Let's welcome our Kapuso right away
00:53here at
00:54T-Bot's Tawa is Live!
00:58There you go!
00:59We've already welcomed you
01:00and a lot of people are already
01:01heart-hearting you
01:02on our Facebook account
01:03of The Booboy and Tekla Show
01:04but do you know who Booboy is?
01:05I don't know yet.
01:06Oh my!
01:07You're not just a co-host tonight, right?
01:10Why?
01:11Yes!
01:12Why?
01:13Because
01:14you're also one of the contests
01:16contestants
01:17contestants
01:18that Bardagulan is waiting for
01:20in Pagpapatawa!
01:22Were you surprised there?
01:24Yes!
01:25I was really surprised!
01:26And because you were surprised,
01:27let's go straight to
01:28Season 5 of
01:30Tawang Timplot!
01:34Here it is!
01:35Here it is, Booboy!
01:36I'm so nervous!
01:38We hid them from you
01:39but we wanted to introduce
01:41your contestants, Booboy.
01:43Who are they?
01:44I'm nervous about these guys
01:46because
01:47they've been comedians for 50 years.
01:49That's right!
01:50They're not born yet,
01:51they're already in a comedy bar.
01:53Yes, you're right about that.
01:55So it's an honor!
01:56It's an honor!
01:57So what you're trying to say is
01:58they're already old, right?
01:59You're too much!
02:00That's what you said!
02:02You said they're 50 years old.
02:03Oh, they're already answering!
02:06There's even an answer on the side!
02:08Here it is, everyone!
02:09Here's our first contestant!
02:11He's knocked out by all of his opponents
02:14so get ready
02:15for his knockout punchlines!
02:18Let's go!
02:22Oh!
02:23Why?
02:24Oh!
02:25Why is there something like that?
02:27Oh!
02:28Hi!
02:30My name is Junisha Clara de la Puente.
02:33Of course,
02:34I won't be Miss Q&A Vex in Chukchak
02:37if I don't make you laugh.
02:40Of course!
02:41But you're still laughing, right?
02:45But don't laugh!
02:46Because I'm still laughing.
02:48And the saying goes,
02:50I'm old in your eyes.
02:52But,
02:53the next one will be old in my eyes.
02:55Oh, that's too much!
02:57Yes.
02:58And of course,
02:59I still have a friend.
03:01That's all.
03:04And I say,
03:05wow!
03:06Thank you, Miss Junisha!
03:08Our second contestant, my friend!
03:10Okay, our second contestant,
03:12if he's just good at making people laugh,
03:15he won't be knocked out.
03:17But if he's good at talking,
03:19he'll pass.
03:20That's too much!
03:23Contestant number two!
03:25Come on in!
03:26There he is!
03:29Oh!
03:30He's high up there!
03:32Oh!
03:33Hi!
03:34I'm Chang Maria.
03:3730 years old.
03:3920 years ago.
03:42And I believe in a saying,
03:43no, not a saying,
03:44a reminder.
03:45Remember,
03:46the friend you're with
03:47whenever you have a problem,
03:49he's the problem.
03:58Little Mermaid's opponent is too much!
04:03I thought he was a troll!
04:04Here he is!
04:05Our third contestant!
04:07He has a motto in life.
04:09He's not old,
04:10but he's good at making people laugh.
04:12It's like he has an answer.
04:14Contestant number two,
04:15don't attack his Rayuma!
04:19He's Rayuma!
04:21Contestant number three,
04:22come on in!
04:24Oh!
04:25He's wearing a different outfit.
04:27That's too much!
04:29Outfits don't match!
04:34Good evening, everyone.
04:36I'm Ian Red.
04:38And this competition is called...
04:41What is it?
04:43Tawang Timpla.
04:46I want my opponents to know
04:48that I don't have a good taste.
04:50That's why I don't want to appeal to you.
04:56Wow!
04:57He doesn't know what he's doing.
05:00And these are the last contestants,
05:02but definitely,
05:03not the least,
05:05our fourth contestant.
05:07We don't have any other co-hosts tonight.
05:09Okay!
05:10He's being chased by women.
05:11He's handsome and rich.
05:13I'm praising him
05:14because he paid me 500 pesos earlier.
05:17Contestant number four,
05:19come on in!
05:24Wow!
05:25He's holding hands.
05:26He's holding hands.
05:28That's so respectful.
05:30Capital B and double B,
05:32Jew or White,
05:33call me Boo Boy.
05:34And I'm responsible and I'm respectable
05:37to the others.
05:38And I, thank you.
05:40He's too much!
05:43That's how it is.
05:44Tawang Timpla is simple.
05:45Respect to the elders.
05:46That's how it is.
05:47See?
05:48He kicked you right away.
05:49It's a 3 versus 1 fight.
05:51Welcome, welcome to Tawang Timpla.
05:54Wow!
05:56Okay.
05:57This is how it is, mechanics.
05:58Each of you will be given 2 minutes
06:00to make your opponent laugh.
06:03But here's the catch.
06:04You have milk in your mouth.
06:06If you swallow or lick your mouth,
06:08the milk will have 10 points
06:10to make you laugh.
06:12If you make all your opponents laugh,
06:14you'll get 30 points.
06:16Right?
06:17Of course, the one with the highest points
06:19or the fastest to make the opponent laugh
06:22will be the grand winner.
06:26Wow!
06:27Okay.
06:28That's too much.
06:29Are you ready?
06:31Ready!
06:32Before you do the stretching.
06:35There.
06:36Stretching first, right?
06:38Let's start our Tawang Timpla
06:40with our contestant number 1.
06:43Here she is.
06:45She has changed her hairdo.
06:48She's been there for a minute.
06:53She hasn't changed at all.
06:57Good evening to all of our countrymen
07:01here in Quezon City.
07:03I'm happy.
07:05I have a project for you.
07:08I believe that many talented singers
07:12will do well here in Quezon City.
07:16Bubay?
07:17Yes, Mayora?
07:18You can press your number.
07:20Okay.
07:21Here, Mayora?
07:22You can go to them.
07:23Okay.
07:24Here, Mayora.
07:25Okay, go.
07:26What do you want to sing?
07:27Anything you want to sing here.
07:29Yes.
07:30What's your favorite song?
07:32My All.
07:33Press it.
07:34Okay.
07:351, 7, 9, 0, 4, 0, 0, 0, 0.
07:47It's your song.
07:48Español.
07:49Español.
07:50Español.
07:51Español, go.
07:527, 5, 1, pero, pero, pero, pero, pero.
07:58There's also Chinese.
08:00Chinese.
08:01There's also Chinese.
08:02Chinese.
08:03Chips ng sa W.
08:12I'm going to sell this.
08:14My God.
08:15Chips ng sa W.
08:20Okay.
08:21Sorry.
08:22I got 10 points.
08:23I got 10 points.
08:24Go on, go on.
08:25You still have time.
08:26It's easier here.
08:27Here.
08:28Buboy, you're out.
08:29Here.
08:30Okay, what is it?
08:31Bidyo okay.
08:32Gas a belgas.
08:33Gas a belgas.
08:34Uno,ERO,TERO.
08:35Kung mahusay ang pag-galap ng iyong canta, madaling matutuklasan kung sino ang suspect.
08:39Pumindut ka.
08:407, 5, 1, TERO, TERO.
08:41May India.
08:42India.
08:43Go, India wan char!
08:44San, sananana.
08:45San, Sanana.
08:46Tumulo!
08:47Tumulo.
08:48Tumulo.
08:49Tumulo.
08:50Tumulo.
08:51Tumulo!
08:52Tumulo.
08:53Tumulo.
08:54Tumulo.
08:55Tumulo.
08:56Tumulo.
08:57Tumulo.
08:58Tumulo.
08:59Tumulo.
09:00Tumulo.
09:015, 4, 3, 2, 1!
09:05Time's up!
09:07Did you like that?
09:09Yes! I'm sorry.
09:11It's okay, it's okay.
09:13I spilled it, I'm sorry.
09:14My feet are so cute!
09:16Sorry!
09:17He's still playing up!
09:19It's a good thing Buboy was the one who helped me.
09:21It's really good.
09:22You did a good job, Buboy.
09:24Let's give him a round of applause!
09:26This time, let's call our contestant number 2!
09:31Chang Maria!
09:35Your 2 minutes start now!
09:38Okay, I really don't want to be a comedian.
09:41I don't want to be made fun of.
09:44I really want to be a teacher.
09:48Teacher!
09:49But before that, let's start with a knock-knock joke.
09:52Knock-knock!
09:54Who's there?
09:55Ha-ha-ha!
09:56Ha-ha-ha who?
09:58Ha-ha-ha!
10:01Ha-ha-ha!
10:04I think that's enough, Ren!
10:06That was just a joke!
10:08Ha-ha-ha!
10:10Okay, I really don't want to be a comedian.
10:12I want to be a teacher.
10:14Because I like to talk to myself.
10:16I ask, I answer.
10:18I'll ask,
10:20What's not true, baby?
10:22What?
10:24Peking duck.
10:26Oh, that's funny.
10:28Why do prisoners smell?
10:30Because they're prisoners.
10:32Ha-ha-ha!
10:35What do you call a fish that doesn't like water?
10:39What?
10:40Dry.
10:42She still doesn't like it.
10:44She really doesn't want to laugh.
10:46What do you call a fish that's hairy?
10:48What?
10:49F***!
10:51Ha-ha-ha!
10:52She really doesn't want to.
10:53I'll focus on the groceries.
10:54You can't be stingy!
10:56Ha-ha-ha!
10:59You're out!
11:01I still have more.
11:03You still have time.
11:06What do magicians eat?
11:09What?
11:10Turon!
11:12What?
11:13Turon!
11:15She really doesn't want to.
11:17You know what?
11:19I really don't want to be a teacher.
11:21I want to be a businessman.
11:23Why?
11:24I'm building a boutique in Pasay.
11:26It's called Boutique in Pasay.
11:29She still doesn't want to.
11:31I'm building a salon that looks like an egg.
11:35It's called Salon Tortang Salon.
11:415, 4, 3, 2, 1!
11:46Time's up!
11:48You're out!
11:49You lost two!
11:51Chang!
11:52Thank you very much, Chang Maria!
11:54You're the best!
11:56I'm sure this is just a joke.
11:59But she's nervous.
12:01And you can see it in her facial expressions.
12:04Senior citizen.
12:06This is what you call a senior citizen.
12:08Let's call Ian Red!
12:11Ian Red!
12:13Ian Red!
12:15How are you?
12:17How are you feeling right now?
12:19I'm okay.
12:20Honestly?
12:21Not really.
12:23Your two minutes start now!
12:25Start now!
12:29It's hard to be beautiful.
12:33It's not safe to leave the house when you're beautiful.
12:37Meow, meow, meow, meow.
12:40Meow, meow, meow, meow.
12:42Boo boy out!
12:46Sometimes, I can't leave the house.
12:48I have to wait for a long time.
12:50A while ago, I met Mayang Rivera.
12:53She approached me.
12:55I blushed.
12:56And she suddenly started crying.
12:58She said, I'm beautiful.
13:00Don't you find it funny?
13:02I'll imitate you.
13:05You'll imitate her?
13:07How will you imitate her?
13:09What will she do?
13:13Hey!
13:16Hey, that's my face!
13:20Hey!
13:21Get out!
13:22That's my face, right?
13:24Stop it!
13:26One more!
13:28One more!
13:34What did you do earlier?
13:36Oh, sorry!
13:38It's leaked!
13:40Who leaked it?
13:42It's Chang!
13:44No, I didn't.
13:46No, I didn't.
13:48What did you do earlier?
13:50That's not how you do it in Ketting City.
13:52It's funny.
13:54We like to do it here in Ketting City.
13:56What can you do?
13:58Spanish!
14:00Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco.
14:04La, la, la, la.
14:06Chinese!
14:08Chi, pa, chi.
14:14Chi, pa, chi.
14:16You said it, right?
14:18I can do it, right?
14:20Ilocano!
14:22Ilocan!
14:24Uki, uka, mala, o.
14:26You said it, right?
14:32Hey!
14:34Three, two, one.
14:42It's hard to stop this.
14:44Thank you very much!
14:46Thank you!
14:48Aren't you nervous?
14:50No.
14:52It's just a playtime.
14:54Are you serious?
14:58Here it is!
15:00We still have
15:02a last contestant.
15:04Who could it be?
15:06Who could it be?
15:08It's Buboy Villar!
15:10But before I perform,
15:12Buboy, come here.
15:14He doesn't want to say anything.
15:16Oh my God!
15:18As you can see,
15:20I'm sweating a lot.
15:22That's when I became a judge
15:24before I laughed.
15:26It's so hard.
15:28I have a headache.
15:30Well, happy for you.
15:32Good luck to me later.
15:34But we're sure you can do it, right?
15:36Yes!
15:38Buboy's performance,
15:40wait for your favorite to come back.
15:42Bye!