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00:53Congratulations! Congratulations to the winner of the University of Hong Kong, Shen Qing Ruo!
00:56You have won the first place, 28.99.
00:59You are the winner of the afternoon competition.
01:01Congratulations to our little girl, Shen Qing Ruo!
01:03Please come to the middle of the stage to congratulate you.
01:05Congratulations!
01:14Shen Qing Ruo,
01:17The day we were 18,
01:19was also the first day we were together.
01:23I owe you 5 yuan.
01:25Taking into account the inflation and interest,
01:27now I have to pay you 9 yuan in total.
01:43Shen Qing Ruo,
01:45Are you willing to spend this 9 yuan with me at the Civil Affairs Bureau?
01:50Yes!
01:52Promise him! Promise him!
02:01In fairy tales,
02:03the princess will definitely promise the prince
02:06to be happy forever.
02:08But in reality,
02:10a proposal may not be the beginning of happiness,
02:13but the end of a relationship.
02:20Sister Qing,
02:21our variety show is a trip to the north of Beijing to find the power of the stars.
02:24Why do we have to come to the airport?
02:26Then where should we go?
02:27Then we should at least go to CBD.
02:29Isn't that the place where commercial elites gather?
02:32CBD creates an elite atmosphere.
02:34The people inside, for the sake of harmony,
02:36will also behave like they are from the upper class society.
02:39So if you look for guests inside,
02:40the quality can be said to be mixed with fish.
02:42It is very likely that we will find some strange people.
02:46So it's safe to come to the airport?
02:48I got two VIP experience vouchers.
02:51The people inside are our real target.
02:56If you say so,
02:58I'm a little...
03:01Sister Qing,
03:02don't go so fast and wait for me.
03:04Because it's you,
03:06I'm willing to repeat the mistake.
03:08That's right.
03:09This is our latest virgin love variety show.
03:11Goodbye to the heart-fluttering slogan.
03:13Hello, I'm the producer, Shen Xingruo.
03:15So why did you find me?
03:17Here's the thing.
03:18We are still short of a single high-quality man.
03:20So I want to ask
03:21if you are interested in participating in our show?
03:24You are...
03:25Director He Ming. Nice to meet you.
03:28This is the first time I've seen
03:30someone recruit guests in this way.
03:32I see.
03:33I'm sorry.
03:34I'm not interested.
03:35I don't have any money.
03:36You can find someone else.
03:38Sir,
03:39I think you really misunderstood.
03:40We are really not liars.
03:41We are real high-quality...
03:42I'm sorry.
03:43I...
04:03I knew it.
04:05We are not doing a good job, Xinjie.
04:07It's not a waste of money, is it?
04:08Don't say that.
04:10The real big dish
04:11is waiting for us in the waiting room.
04:20Xinjie.
04:21Look over there.
04:23Over there.
04:33What's wrong?
04:35I swear this is definitely my day.
04:37I...
04:38I've seen the most high-quality man
04:39in half a year.
04:41He has long legs.
04:43What about the male guest
04:45who stole the diary from us?
04:48It must be Zha Zha.
04:51Okay.
04:52Let's see if I can get him.
04:53Go.
04:58He Ming.
05:03He Ming.
05:11Okay.
05:12We'll split up.
05:14Go to the back and see
05:15if there's a suitable female guest.
05:16I'll meet her.
05:18Okay, Xinjie.
05:19Good luck.
05:33What a coincidence.
05:35I've read this magazine before.
05:37Is the theme of this episode
05:39the 50 breakthrough technologies
05:41in the world?
05:47For the sake of our fate,
05:49are you willing to tell us
05:51if you are single now?
05:56Wait here.
05:57I'll do another show.
06:02Okay.
06:32Never let you go
06:35Never let you go
06:37I don't know what to say
06:39How to face the present
06:42Would I run away
06:45Would I run away
06:48Stupid us
06:58It's you.
07:03Long time no see.
07:05Yes.
07:09Long time no see.
07:18Why are you here?
07:20I...
07:22sent someone.
07:23Sent someone to the backstage.
07:25When did I send you
07:26to the backstage?
07:32I'm sorry.
07:55This is your
07:56new documentary.
07:59Goodbye, my heart flutters
08:05This name is quite romantic.
08:11Great.
08:12Our male guest
08:13is finally ready.
08:16Male guest?
08:20What do you mean?
08:25Here's the thing.
08:26We are preparing
08:27a documentary about your ex-girlfriend.
08:29We think you are very good.
08:30You are very suitable for our show.
08:31We want to invite you to be our male guest.
08:33Take a look first.
08:36Sister Xin,
08:37you didn't tell him.
08:39I see.
08:43Didn't you learn to make documentaries before?
08:46When did you start
08:47doing variety shows?
08:50Lu Xingyan,
08:52your acting skills
08:53are still as bad as before.
08:56Did you hear from them
08:57that I will go back to China
08:59to do variety shows?
09:03Shen Xinruo,
09:06why do you think
09:07I still want to hear
09:08your news?
09:10You two know each other?
09:12You should have told me earlier.
09:14Sir,
09:15is it convenient for you
09:16to bring your ex-girlfriend
09:17to our show?
09:20It seems
09:22she is not very convenient.
09:24She...
09:32You two...
09:37I see.
09:49Hello, Zhu.
09:50Hello, Xinruo.
09:51Xinruo,
09:53I went to pick up your car
09:54and had an accident on the road.
09:55Is it convenient for you to come here?
09:58I will go there right after I finish my work.
10:00We will wait for you.
10:01You are my bridesmaid.
10:02Don't be late.
10:03Don't worry.
10:04See you later. Bye.
10:12I have something to do.
10:13I have to go.
10:15Are you going to attend
10:16the ceremony of Chen Zhu and Xu Chengzhou?
10:18I happen to be the groom.
10:20Do you need a ride?
10:22No, thanks.
10:23Okay.
10:26Wait a minute.
10:32You'd better
10:34give me a ride.
10:36It's more convenient
10:38for us to go there together.
10:41Then hurry up.
10:43Xinruo,
10:45what should I do?
10:47You can look around here.
10:48If there is a suitable guest,
10:49remember to contact me.
10:51I have to go.
11:02I am old enough to get married.
11:06Shen Xinruo,
11:09would you like to spend
11:12your wedding night with me?
11:17Xinruo,
11:18the ceremony is about to begin.
11:19Why do you still have time
11:20to watch this ancient video?
11:22I just want to recall it briefly.
11:25After all,
11:27two people who are not from the same world
11:29can't go to the end.
11:31Yes.
11:32I can say goodbye
11:33to this garbage feeling today.
11:35I am so happy.
11:36Xu Chengzhou,
11:37we have been together for so long.
11:38You are the garbage man.
11:43Have you checked
11:44the video of the ceremony?
11:46Put it on the table.
11:48Okay.
11:50I am the garbage man.
11:51I mean
11:52our relationship is garbage.
11:53I didn't say I was garbage.
11:54You said it.
11:55Garbage relationship with garbage man.
11:56It's just right.
11:57Garbage relationship with garbage man.
11:58I said the relationship is garbage.
11:59I am garbage.
12:00What am I garbage?
12:01What do you mean by garbage?
12:02I think you are garbage.
12:03Guangzhou,
12:04hurry up.
12:17You are garbage.
12:19You are garbage.
12:21You are garbage.
12:23You are garbage.
12:40Hello.
12:42Have you arrived at the scene?
12:44Not yet.
12:45I'll send it to you when I'm back.
12:46Don't worry.
12:47I'll take care of the big thing
12:48of being your partner today.
12:49I'm hanging up.
12:50Bye-bye.
12:51A busy working day.
12:52Today's traffic is particularly busy.
12:53It's the worst weather
12:54in the world.
12:55Let's talk about
12:56what to do
12:57in the next few days.
12:58Okay.
12:59Bye-bye.
13:00Bye-bye.
13:01Bye-bye.
13:02Bye-bye.
13:03Bye-bye.
13:04Bye-bye.
13:05Bye-bye.
13:06Bye-bye.
13:07Bye-bye.
13:08Bye-bye.
13:09Bye-bye.
13:10Bye-bye.
13:11Bye-bye.
13:12Bye-bye.
13:13Bye-bye.
13:14Bye-bye.
13:15Bye-bye.
13:17Bye-bye.
13:23What's the time?
13:28How far is it to the airport?
13:32It's too dead.
13:33The ceremony starts at 11.11.
13:35How can we make it?
13:39We take this little road.
13:44I don't know if I should take a look at it before you turn it.
13:47Chief Shen, I'm not your employee.
13:50It's not the time to complain.
13:52Stop the car by the side.
13:54Why stop here?
13:56Right now, this intersection is the busiest.
13:58Let's park the car here first,
14:00and then walk over there.
14:01After we pass the intersection, we'll hitchhike.
14:03This way, we'll have just the right amount of time.
14:05Okay.
14:06Let's go.
14:07Let's go.
14:08Let's go.
14:09Let's go.
14:10Let's go.
14:11Let's go.
14:12We have just the right amount of time.
14:15Let's stop.
14:42It's not convenient to wear high heels.
14:44Why are you wearing this?
14:50It's your girlfriend's.
14:54You seem to care a lot about my personal life.
15:00There's nothing to care about.
15:02I just don't like to use things that others have used before.
15:12Let's go.
15:43Are these two people reliable?
15:45The auspicious time will be here soon.
15:47Just now, Xingrun sent me a message.
15:49She said that they will definitely be here in 10 minutes.
15:51Let's start first.
15:52They will definitely make it to the final part.
15:54Okay.
16:02Respected guests,
16:04our ceremony officially begins.
16:13In the summer night of 2015,
16:15Xu and Chen officially started their seven-year relationship.
16:21In the snowy day of 2023,
16:23they officially became legal wife and husband.
16:26They became Mrs. Chen and Mr. Xu.
16:30They have been together all the way to this day.
16:33They have cried and laughed,
16:35but they have never regretted it.
16:38At 11.11,
16:41the auspicious moment has arrived.
16:43Everyone,
16:44please raise your hands.
16:46Let's welcome them with the warmest applause
16:48to start the divorce ceremony.
16:59On behalf of all our listeners and friends,
17:02I would like to ask you a question that concerns you the most.
17:05I would like to ask you two,
17:06since you have divorced,
17:08why do you still hold the ceremony?
17:12From 2023 to this day,
17:15I, Chen Zhu,
17:16from the setting of the scene to the wedding process,
17:18from the hotel reservation to the invitation of relatives,
17:20I have been fighting alone for 111 days.
17:23From 45 days before the wedding,
17:25I started to increase, reduce, and heat up.
17:28All of this is for this moment today.
17:31So I can not get married,
17:33but I must make it to the final part.
17:35Mrs. Chen, you said it so well.
17:37You are so smart.
17:38You are so smart.
17:39Mr. Xu,
17:40if you have something to say, say it now.
17:45I just want to say one thing.
17:46Most of what he said just now
17:48is what I said.
17:49Everyone, throw a stone into the pond.
17:50Make some noise.
17:51This is the reason why I am here today.
17:54What's wrong with spending a little money?
17:55Did I not try my best?
17:57Who did you try your best for?
17:59Not yourself.
18:01I will get married alone.
18:02Have you ever cared about
18:03all the big and small things?
18:04You have two hands and a stall.
18:06You are not responsible for being a boss.
18:07You do not allow others to be sad.
18:11You two, you two.
18:12You two.
18:13Calm down.
18:14How about this?
18:15It seems that you two still have a lot to say.
18:17Let's get into the first part of the wedding.
18:19The first part.
18:21The first part.
18:22The countdown is 60 seconds.
18:24Ready.
18:25Start.
18:26I always think
18:27that a marriage
18:28or a relationship
18:30is never decided by a moment,
18:32but is made up of many moments.
18:34Mr. Xu Chengzhou
18:36has been in love with me for many years.
18:37During this time,
18:38he has never experienced
18:39my true desire.
18:41When I have a cold or fever,
18:42he asks me to drink more hot water.
18:43When I am in a bad mood,
18:44he asks me not to think too much.
18:45When I finally have time,
18:46I want to talk to him.
18:47He says he is very tired and wants to sleep.
18:49Dear friends,
18:50I just want to ask you.
18:51As a man,
18:52you can not even give the most basic emotional value.
18:55What's the use of my medicine?
18:58I said I do not care about you.
18:59If you care about me, you have to have a clue.
19:01You asked me to call you eight times a day.
19:02I will report to you
19:03if I go to the bathroom.
19:04I will not cure you if you have a cold or fever.
19:05If you have the time,
19:06you should have asked me earlier.
19:08I can understand
19:09when everyone is in a bad mood.
19:10But who is in a bad mood all the time?
19:11I ask you why.
19:12You just let me guess.
19:13I am not a fortune teller.
19:14How do I know why you are in a bad mood?
19:15We have been together for so many years.
19:16You know everything about me.
19:17I really do not know
19:18what we need to talk about here.
19:27Which direction is the wedding?
19:30I have not been here for so many years.
19:31I need to look at the map.
19:33Your resort.
19:34Why should I remember the way?
19:36This way.
19:41Do you need help?
19:42No, I do not.
19:54Guys,
19:55did I say it right?
19:56Yes, you did.
19:57Good.
19:59You two.
20:01You two smell like gunpowder.
20:03But we have limited time.
20:04Let's move on to the second part of the wedding.
20:07The oath.
20:08I want to ask Miss Chen.
20:09If you get divorced,
20:10whether Mr. Xu
20:12is rich or poor overnight,
20:14whether it is a second marriage or a third marriage,
20:15do you want to marry him?
20:17I do.
20:19That is too simple.
20:20All right.
20:21Let me ask Mr. Xu.
20:22If you get divorced,
20:24whether it is a second child or a third child,
20:26do you want to marry him?
20:27I do.
20:29You two.
20:30I have no objection to divorce.
20:32I have an objection to this oath.
20:33Why is he a second marriage or a third marriage?
20:35I am a second child or a third child.
20:37We should also be a second marriage or a third marriage.
20:40That's right.
20:41That's great.
20:44It's not easy to get married
20:45in this situation.
20:47Please calm down.
20:49All right.
20:50Next,
20:51let's invite the groom and the bride
20:53to take off the wedding ring for the two old people.
21:03Shen Xingruo.
21:04Lu Xinyan.
21:05That's right.
21:06I remember them.
21:07They also participated in a show at that time.
21:09Then Lu Xinyan
21:10proposed to Shen Xingruo.
21:12I heard they broke up.
21:14Why didn't they show up together?
21:16It's so embarrassing, isn't it?
21:18That's right.
21:20The ring.
21:34The wedding is over.
21:42The wedding is over.
21:47Good.
21:49These two
21:50showed us
21:51the difference between a single man and a single woman.
21:54They also used real actions
21:55to push a beautiful marriage
21:57to the edge of the world.
21:59Next, let's invite the staff
22:00to perform
22:01the wedding video
22:02recorded by the groom and the bride.
22:04Please look at the big screen.
22:07Shen Xingruo.
22:08Would you like to
22:10take off the wedding ring with me?
22:12Why are you recording this video?
22:14What's going on?
22:15Marry him.
22:19Would you like to?
22:29I'm afraid not.
22:31What?
22:32I'm afraid not.
22:33I'm afraid not.
22:34I'm afraid not.
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22:40I'm afraid not.
22:42From 2015,
22:44the Civil Affairs Bureau has not charged the public fund.
22:46Let's keep the nine yuan
22:48for the taxi.
22:50From here to the Civil Affairs Bureau,
22:51it's just right.
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24:57Let's go.
24:59Go go go!
25:01Go go go!
25:02Go go go!
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25:04Go go go!
25:05Go go go!
25:07Let's go.
25:08Go go go!
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25:09Go!
25:17What?
25:19You're in?
25:21So you two are celebrating their separation and rebirth.
25:24Go!
25:25Go!
25:26If you want to play, then hurry up.
25:28Listen to you.
25:30I'm done playing.
25:36I didn't expect after so many years,
25:38we still cooperate so well.
25:40No wonder someone is so interested in the reason why we broke up.
25:43Come on.
25:46So,
25:48why did we break up?
25:50You should know it very well.
25:52Not important people, not important things.
25:55I've already forgotten it.
25:57Okay.
25:58Let bygones be bygones.
26:01Okay.
26:02Let bygones be bygones.
26:03Then I wish Mr. Chen
26:04can find a guest as soon as possible.
26:07Then I wish Mr. Lu
26:08can find a guest as soon as possible.
26:10I wish you
26:11a long life.
26:14I wish you
26:15a full life.
26:18I wish you
26:20a good future.
26:25I wish you a good future.
26:44Okay.
26:47Goodbye, Pengshanxingdong.
26:48See you in the next episode.
26:50See you in the next episode.
26:54After breaking up,
26:55did you try to get back with each other?
27:03We broke up that year.
27:06We said a lot of hurtful words to each other.
27:10I think
27:11I was too much at that time.
27:14I just wanted to talk to him.
27:17Later,
27:21I called him twice.
27:24But...
27:27He didn't answer.
27:34After that,
27:36we never contacted each other again.
27:40At that time,
27:43I must have hurt Lu Xinyan's heart.
27:46Of course.
27:48He proposed to me.
27:50I called him many times at that time.
27:52But he blocked me directly.
27:57After that,
27:58he never contacted me again.
28:00So I think
28:04he really doesn't want to
28:05have any more contact with me.
28:08Will you suddenly appear at the airport that day?
28:10Is it all a coincidence?
28:17Would you like a cup of coffee with me?
28:47I'm sorry, I don't dare to invite you, I don't have money either, you can find someone else.
29:16No, no, no, I think you misunderstood, we are not liars, we really want to help you.
29:21I'm sorry.
29:33You said we were going to lose money this time.
29:38Don't say that.
29:46Why did you receive the booking notice from Shen Xingguang?
29:57When we registered the booking software, my phone number was saved, so as long as he booked, I could receive the news immediately.
30:06So that day you were afraid that Shen Xingguang would leave this city and never come back?
30:11No.
30:12Then why?
30:13Impulsive.
30:43You think I'm stupid?
30:50I'm sorry
30:51No
30:52I think you misunderstood, we are not liars, we really want to help you.
30:59No.
31:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
31:27I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
31:57I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I
32:27I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I